"This bitch is doing an impression of me!" Dumbledore said calmly.

@baburao87

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@janelleg597

Жыл бұрын

😅😅

@bill_cipher9861

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@jamesw8698

Жыл бұрын

(i know its the wrong series, but the second i saw this, this came to mind lol) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

@DJ-pb1vr

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

"Caitlyn Jenner was voted 'Woman of the Year' her first year as a woman, ain't that something. Never even had a period, ain't that something." ~ Dave Chappelle

@kevinmaas9537

Жыл бұрын

HE IS NOT A WOMAN ! HE has a mental problem.

@c-jayphantm2715

Жыл бұрын

chad

@jrvis5_690

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@alexitorico6686

Жыл бұрын

his*

@Kashi_Mochibean

Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine Justin Trudeau getting "Black Person of the Year"

"They make up words to win arguments"

@hurin1932

9 ай бұрын

facts

@dabreadbox825

9 ай бұрын

They do in fact do that.

@Psicoolty

9 ай бұрын

Funny enough that word was coined by a radical feminist lmao

@ban-prem-001

9 ай бұрын

and they already made hundreds of it 😂

@user-df8mm6dj7j

7 ай бұрын

ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. TRANSPHOBIA IS ONE SUCH WORD. I AM NOT SCARED OF THEM I JUST DONT AGREE WITH IT

He’s not lying. I’m 33 years old, and never heard of the term “cis gender” until this year

@rebeccaspratling2865

5 ай бұрын

It's because they have to take from women in order to feel better about themselves. They have jealousy issues.

@FreeAssange

5 ай бұрын

cis woman = female woman trans woman = male woman

@yonasegeleta9833

5 ай бұрын

I first heard it 9 years ago. It’s been a term for quite some time before that

@FreeAssange

5 ай бұрын

@@yonasegeleta9833 Nope.

@lancethedragonmaster8562

5 ай бұрын

​@@FreeAssange well my definition of woman is - biological human female. So 🤷‍♂️

"Ahhh this bitch is doing an impression of me"💀😂😂😭😭

@Thawhid

Жыл бұрын

Dead emoji

@specilegg

Жыл бұрын

we have to follow Jesus. (For when they speak great swelling words of emptiness, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through lewdness, the ones who have actually escaped from those who live in error. 2 Peter 2:18)

@uchihakwe

Жыл бұрын

Genius analogy

@KoueN90s

Жыл бұрын

​@@specilegg wait, Griffin said that??

@specilegg

Жыл бұрын

@@KoueN90s they were the words of Peter (Simon Peter, a bondservant and apostle of Jesus Christ, To those who have obtained like precious faith with us by the righteousness of our God and Savior Jesus Christ: For this reason I will not be negligent to remind you always of these things, though you know and are established in the present truth. II Peter 1:1‭, ‬12 NKJV)

That blackface analogy was on point.

@Hella-Jeff

11 ай бұрын

not really.

@crumbsburner250

11 ай бұрын

@@Hella-Jeffit was tho💀

@lif3lessb0i47

10 ай бұрын

​@@Hella-Jefflook into blackface maybe you can use your brain

@oo00oo9

10 ай бұрын

The difference is a guy with blackface doesn't belive he is black and doesn't ask people to consider him as black. Everyone knows he has a black face makeup him included.

@Blue3li

10 ай бұрын

@@joaosustelo5628it’s true I like to put on white makeup not to make fun of white people but to look cool

Being cancelled requires you to care about how others perceive you. I lost all of my ‘give a shit’ in middle school.

@fazediamond5671

8 ай бұрын

Edp isn’t cancelled

@ausar567

7 ай бұрын

Sadly some workplaces do also fire people for being canceled, so keep your opinion on the internet and anonymous.

@llSPTNYU

7 ай бұрын

Yall both losers talking bout “i dont give a shit” you commented on a KZread short you don’t give a shit 😂

@shelleybullard601

7 ай бұрын

@@ausar567I’m in Florida, I’ll be good. 😂

@Beautyhuntress78

4 ай бұрын

I LOST ALL my GIVE A FUCKS back in the 8th grade. I lived happily ever after...😊😂

Mr. Chapelle is a f****** genius

Why are biggest truths always hidden in jokes

@louisestevenson5102

Жыл бұрын

they see the irony like dogs balls

@carlosmarcos4070

Жыл бұрын

That's what I love about him.

@brianl-pm8tt

Жыл бұрын

Softens the blow

@billlozier5551

Жыл бұрын

Excellent point. I guess you can tell the truth as a comedian and always have that JOKERS INSURANCE. 😂

@williamdavis5711

Жыл бұрын

"If you're going to tell the truth you'd better make them laugh, or they'll kill you" - oscar wilde

“transgender people make up words just to win an argument”😂😂😂

@Capybarrrraaaa

Жыл бұрын

How could making up a word win an argument? Isn't that just an admission that you're refusing to deal with their claims?

@knottchu6159

Жыл бұрын

I know a lot of “L & G’s” that would like the “T” along with all the other letters removed from their movement. This isn’t Legos. You don’t just add other causes to a movement in an awkward attempt to create a “strength in numbers” situation. That’s how you now end up with the repulsive “P” attached to the cause now.

@Capybarrrraaaa

Жыл бұрын

@@knottchu6159 Those Ls and Gs are ignorant and myopic; coasting on the movements that came before them that they refuse to understand or support. The reason why trans people are included is because gender is foundational to sexuality. Quit spreading disinformation about us when you're not willing to engage with us. It's nothing to do with "strength in numbers". "That’s how you now end up with the repulsive “P”" What do you think is wrong with pansexuals?

@MrsDarkness-st6bs

Жыл бұрын

​@@knottchu6159, as a lesbian I confirm.

@purplepillemergencychannel

Жыл бұрын

So does the woke and the leftist community

It’s so amusing that they “canceled” a billionaire author after she already reached the pinnacle of success that an author can possibly reach lol

@Andrew-ty6ll

7 ай бұрын

Who is "they"? The evangelical christians who called her a literal witch who was corrupting innocent children and crusaded to have HP banned in schools?

@panameadeplm

7 ай бұрын

Which has created a precedent for them to now cancel non-billionaire authors just before they begin having success.

@Andrew-ty6ll

7 ай бұрын

@@panameadeplm i love this fantasy series, its called "cancel culture is evil and totally brand new because now it affects people *I* like." Like what would you propose? Companies being "forced" to work with PR disaster clients? JK Rowling isnt cancelled. She still rakes in money. She still publishes novels, and makes royalties off of several IP. A lot of people just dont want to spend their money on her. Thats called FREEDOM

@panameadeplm

7 ай бұрын

​@@Andrew-ty6ll No, an online witch burning and political extremist slander campaign comprised of thousands to tens of thousands of anonymous Twitter users in order to attempt to physically damage a person's livelihood is not "FREEDOM." It is criminal behavior. Trans ideology is utterly despised, to its core, in its every facet, with extreme prejudice, by 7.95 out of 8 billion people on this planet, yet is used by corrupt western neoliberal governments to oppress citizens and remove their ability to criticize political rulership by using mental illness as a meat shield, and is also used by activist insurgents within corporations and academic institutions to usurp their coworkers' job positions and recruit more of their own until they take over the whole thing, one HR complaint at a time. Your ignorance of this evident reality should no longer constitute an excuse to not be punished for being a societal termite and a useless troublemaker.

@munkqiking7207

6 ай бұрын

@@Andrew-ty6ll If you think cancel culture hasnt done plenty of damage to people undserving of all that vitriol or that there arent malevolent people among feminists and trans-its willing to abuse the movements power to further their own personal agendas and personal hate crusades, youre dumber than you sound.

Correction: They tried to cancel JK Rowling.

@pietropes1322

3 ай бұрын

Yep... She's like Chappelle, fuck you status and money. They can't cancel them.

@madeleinegrayson8372

3 ай бұрын

Coreect, lol! Didn't take. Also, she said was defending a woman who had been fired for stating that biological sex is real and cannot be changed, not gender. And the very people who have screamed that at us for years suddenly declared that to be hate speech?? Makes total sense.

@VarnoSlimm

Ай бұрын

I from the future. They failed, she is still relevant.

@purpleclaws202

15 күн бұрын

​@@VarnoSlimm Hogwarts Legacy was popular and sold very well.

@VarnoSlimm

15 күн бұрын

@@purpleclaws202 Yup.

"They make up words to win arguments." Too true.

@mleecthulhu

Жыл бұрын

And then 15 yrs later the teenagers and young kids use the lingo (they dont even know the origin of!!!!) Saying things like, "YaaaSSSSS" & "CUNTY" etc. 😅 i cant even anymore. Im old enough to KNOW that THIS IS A FACT!

@Geronimo_Jehoshaphat

Жыл бұрын

@@mleecthulhu Yep.

@elainewalls3563

10 ай бұрын

Not on Real Logic or fact. Because they are who they were born as.

@bieglas

10 ай бұрын

They stop teaching cursive writing and change all the words, a generation will come that can't read or understand the original history writing in cursive.

@itssaoirse1239

10 ай бұрын

@@mleecthulhusmoothbrain comment

J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter on her own after being divorced, single mother with her first child, dealing with the loss of mother and living in poverty for 7 years before the first novel got released. If you want to talk about overcoming hardships and adversity ... there's a prime example. And she gets "cancelled" by a bunch of entitled drama queens who have to INVENT words, delusions and ways to be "offended" and pretend to be "victims". That's the reality.

@jordanbetteridge1598

Жыл бұрын

Not delusions according to the American Psychological Association or American Medical Association, you hateful bigot.

@JM-vj7we

Жыл бұрын

Fact!

@atticuspappin2504

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah , trans people don't have any hardships in life. Notoriously thin skinned. So easy going out in the world where every day your existence is up for debate and you are accused of being a groomer or predator just for existing. At least they don't have to go through divorce!

@NateS917

Жыл бұрын

No she's just transphobic

@ericworthing6809

Жыл бұрын

I think you need to stop making assumptions about others that you don't know. J.K. Rowling and teens people. How about talking to people rather Than being on the internet

Can’t cancel someone that doesn’t subscribe in the first place

JK did not deserve to be cancelled 100% support for her

@rex9912

24 күн бұрын

I used to think so, but then I went down the rabbit hole of the studies she mentioned, things she was saying, and the people she was supporting. I don't really think she's acting in good faith any more /:

@tony2shanks

20 күн бұрын

uncancellable, she'll be fine, they're just a bunch of loonies

I like his honesty and fearlessness.

@grimmstryke9627

Жыл бұрын

lol 'honesty'

@l-pv5793

Жыл бұрын

@@grimmstryke9627yes honesty mr transformer

@brain189

Жыл бұрын

Ignorance. You mean ignorance

@kaikaoto

11 ай бұрын

​@@brain189 it's crazy how every schizo person in this world always calling people ignorant take y all meds

@Arminius364

11 ай бұрын

He’s a controlled release for normies who think he’s edgy. 33rd degree freemason and member of Nation of Islam. His brother is close friends with Louis Farrakhan and Johnathan Greenblatt. What a paradox!! You can’t be that deep in bed with the elite AND be a controversial social commentator…

Dave has literally morphed into a comedic philosopher

@RodBeauvex

Жыл бұрын

Same happened to Carlin. Happens to all comedians eventually. Yesterday's satire is tomorrow's reality.

@Dave_of_Mordor

Жыл бұрын

you think this is philosophy?

@PFPTHEGREATEST

Жыл бұрын

He just gets better, like an old oak desk

@jauharilee7496

Жыл бұрын

He been that

@jauharilee7496

Жыл бұрын

@@Dave_of_Mordor Look up the definition of philosophy and answer that yourself.

"That bitch is doing an impression of me!" 😂

The best part is almost all of them bought her books and movies and practically worshiped the ground she walked on until she said that

@ultimatedude5686

9 ай бұрын

Yeah. People liked a public figure, then they did something they thought was bad, so they stopped liking them. It’s weird how you’re implying that that makes them hypocritical or something.

@tephye9065

9 ай бұрын

like they say "never meet your heroes"

@Walleyedwosaik

9 ай бұрын

Yeah like no shit what do you mean? Its funny cause they liked someone but then stopped liking them when they started hating them?

@Ski_mask_family

9 ай бұрын

She told the truth and they got mad at her because they can't change the truth or bend it to their likings. It is a fact if born male it is a fact if born a female it is a choice to become trans gender in my opinion.

@thesnowman2509

9 ай бұрын

@@tephye9065why. She hasn’t do e anything wrong😅

"Wrote all the Harry Potter books by herself" - the delivery was hilarious😂

@Vernich762

9 ай бұрын

Sold so many books the Bible worries about her

@oligamer200

9 ай бұрын

​@@Vernich762yes that is what he said. im thanking for the deaf people here

@uTubeNoITube

8 ай бұрын

@@oligamer200 Deaf and blind since there are captions as well.

@ACslater1

5 ай бұрын

​@@oligamer200woosh

@ACslater1

5 ай бұрын

​@@uTubeNoITubewoosh

She's got the Bible worried, I love that line.

@kokujin5446

Жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@ralfl.k.5636

Жыл бұрын

Jesus is reading Harry Potter too.

@eb4478

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfl.k.5636 Repent. God is not to be mocked

@ralfl.k.5636

Жыл бұрын

@@eb4478 J.K.Rowling supports god - 'But Jesus called the children to him and said: Let the children come to me and do not hinder them. For such as they belong to the kingdom of God.'

@Ericsaidful

Жыл бұрын

She wasn't canceled either. History will forget the trans people. They will never forget Harry Fucking Potter

Rowling went from being a single parent on government assistance to one of the best-selling authors of all time. Purely through her own talent and drive. She should be a hero to all.

@Falgor62

9 ай бұрын

And then she decided to use the power and money she gained to bully a group of vulnerable people. Voldemort would be proud.

@jstn2132

9 ай бұрын

@@Falgor62good on her, if we keep bullying those repulsive creatures, they'll keep killing themselves 😂😂

@marinacaceres1111

9 ай бұрын

Morsmordre

@brendandaly5397

9 ай бұрын

But still everybody know he is a hippo.. some Ben stiller movie

@UltimateChaosForce

9 ай бұрын

@@Falgor62 more like standing up to a predatory cult.

🎀I got kicked out of a social online group I was part of for years for being a Supporter of J.K Rowling. The owner said that anyone who supported her would be banned, I simply said something along the lines of how. Straight cis women needed someone to defend them and I was out. I miss thé days when you could state your opinion without being banned or blocked.🎀

@NewesSkiller

9 ай бұрын

Yup, sorry that you got kicked from it. But atleast you aren’t around those douchebags anymore. It really is sad the amount of censorship compared to a decade ago.

@Daddyoda

9 ай бұрын

I got ban on Apex legends by EA for saying "Dont support LGBTQ"... man this world has gone mad im telling you

@frankmartel3428

8 ай бұрын

très triste!!

@erineddy7999

7 ай бұрын

Or cancelled.

@nimoph

7 ай бұрын

@@DaddyodaNah you deserved that

I wish more people would really listen to Dave. The black face thing is such a power point to make

@louisestevenson5102

Жыл бұрын

i love his common sence hes as good as Carlin

@skinny4070

Жыл бұрын

@@louisestevenson5102 often wonder what Carlin would think about things now.

@austin68smith1

Жыл бұрын

People don’t listen much anymore. They just hear yuh.

@jamesfort3

Жыл бұрын

He does it to show blacks people were and still are discriminated against but how the LGBT have gone about fighting for their rights is not the way to go. Cause now it’s a fear based thing so you never know who is really being an ally in that fight or are they suppressing their hatred cause of money or positions of power. But it’s also the only minority group consisting white men so that dynamic of fear and power is more prevalent than in other minority groups but nobody wants to have that discussion

@042Niklas

Жыл бұрын

But blackface is done to make fun of black people. Trans people actually feel in the wrong body and want to be another gender, so you can't really compare the two ^^

They make up terms to win arguments 🤣🤣

@themartialartsapproach8786

Жыл бұрын

Like "woke"

@annettebankston3492

Жыл бұрын

Truthfully SAID 🎯🎯🎯

@solidsol9

Жыл бұрын

Fact.......EVERY WORD IS MADE UP! Everyone makes up words to win arguments. Not heckling Dave, still have love for you.

@shadowbandit3975

Жыл бұрын

​@The Martial Arts Approach woke was created before by liberals to label themselves as those who see injustices. The right just took it an applied a more true definition.

@clerpington_the_fifth

Жыл бұрын

like "transgender"

I wish I could hear a conversation between Dave, George Carlin, and Richard Prior.

@Jaygarrick23

18 күн бұрын

+ Ricky gervais 😂

@HardRockMiner

18 күн бұрын

@@Jaygarrick23 - Who?

This guy is so cool that I am amazed at the simplicity, clarity, and truth of what he says. I wish I could learn to speak like that!.. Wow!

Mark my word, at some point, Cancel Culture will cancel itself.

@skillcoiler

Жыл бұрын

Umm I will try and remind you they actually tried to "cancel" her for saying Dumbledore gay WAY before the trans stuff.... I mean it was a different "they" that is usually the most easily triggered whiners that exists.....and odds are you line closer with them so you just forgot that part.

@69hunter55

Жыл бұрын

Sooner than anyone thinks. 😂

@charissemodeste6489

Жыл бұрын

..and l cannot wait.

@andrew9194

Жыл бұрын

All you have to do is prove that cancel culture is racist, which, according to critical race theory, it is.

@ZiggyZou

Жыл бұрын

You can’t cancel someone that doesn’t use social media lol

I could listen to D.Chapell talk ALL DAY LONG. His combination of comedy and intelligence is compelling ❣️

@NicheXclusive

11 ай бұрын

Defo

@nzingahoney

11 ай бұрын

Isn't it though 💯💯💯

@RM-jb2bv

11 ай бұрын

There is no comedy?

@scootza1

11 ай бұрын

​@@RM-jb2bvstay felted 😂

@RM-jb2bv

11 ай бұрын

@@scootza1 keep hallucinating.

He explains it so well. Why is inappropriate to do black face but completely ok to be a woman at will and get ahold of her space, win her competition, and claim to know what being a woman is.

@paulrippcord506

6 күн бұрын

It’s like Nike hiring that one person Dylan Mulvaney to sell bras after the success of the Budlite campaign. That went over so well.

Biology doesn't lie. Just like hips. Thanks for clearing that up for us Shakira. Goddamn my hips are the truth. Are you listening, Shakira?

They demonized the poor woman just cuz she said real women can menstruate. Lmaoaoaoo

@ngfshgsfhsgh

Жыл бұрын

Menopausal women don't, and prepubescent girls don't either. Not just trans women - who are also women. So basically JK hates women who aren't useful for making children.

@marcinmichalski9950

Жыл бұрын

So women stop being women after menopause I guess, lol.

@ticketyboo2456

Жыл бұрын

Aria Yi That horse faced bint Emma Watson used the situation to raise her profile too.

@darthmaul216

Жыл бұрын

Many women can’t menstruate bud. Maybe one day you will learn this

@sparkreno19

Жыл бұрын

Don’t split hairs. Real women can menstruate - can being the key word. They didn’t say ‘all real women menstruate at all times’.

"She sold so many books, the Bible worries about her" 😂😂😂

@henribehnen5922

Жыл бұрын

It's such a corny old school style joke he threw in there but its so good

@priscillajimenez27

Жыл бұрын

if I remember back when I was in school the top sold books were Bible, Diary of Anne Frank, and Harry Potter

@OUTTA-TYME88

Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite lines in king of the hill, involving Hank having to swear on a Bible, this isnt a Bible. This is a harry potter book. The student replies we're not allowed to bring the Bible to school

@reddillon8425

Жыл бұрын

@@henribehnen5922 it's kind of a double joke if you think about it, because of the whole "Christians against Harry Potter because it promotes witchcraft" thing so in a way the bible really was worried about her lol

@erciliaflores

Жыл бұрын

​@@reddillon8425 My thoughts exactly!

Now... How do you cancel someone who doesn't give a f*ck if they get cancelled? I mean, Rowling is at the peak of success for an author. Who cares, she has enough money to last a few lifetimes over.

True !!! And true!!! G.O.A.T. NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT!!!❤

JK taught an entire generation how to read and love books.

@matanmeushar4656

Жыл бұрын

Quite a few generations*

@WutThaFuh

Жыл бұрын

Try reading some other books sometime...they exist.

@MindfulnessChatter

Жыл бұрын

@@WutThaFuhHarry Potter was a launch pad for many children to start reading longer and more complex books. Don't be daft, you know they didn't mean those are the only books to read.

@WutThaFuh

Жыл бұрын

@@MindfulnessChatter Thanks for explaining the painfully obvious to me. Also the irony of you telling me not to be daft. It's always amusing how the truly daft always feel the need to 'educate' the less 'gifted' in their craft.

@bgilmore555

Жыл бұрын

And then people decided they didn't like her. She is not entitled to anyone's money.

Dave Chapelle is a national treasure

@FlatOnHisFace

Жыл бұрын

Ain't ever gonna cancel Chapelle imo. I'ma always love Chapelle.

@milo6373

Жыл бұрын

how can truths hurt, that what doesn't kill you , only makes you stronger.. 🤔💎🎯☝️😸

@Jameslawz

Жыл бұрын

@@FlatOnHisFace Dave nearly got cancelled by his own fans with the Elon stunt.

@Jameslawz

Жыл бұрын

Thats why hes taking some time off

@FlatOnHisFace

Жыл бұрын

Not by all of us.

I love you, Chapelle. Don’t let ‘em change u 😽😽😽😽

Love him so much.🎉 I actually laugh out loud...literally. Super smart funny dude.

"women that look at trans people the way we black folk look at blackface" Dave hit the fucking nail on the head

@powerofme7144

Жыл бұрын

Dylan enters the chat

@tamashi5561

Жыл бұрын

At least black people come to war on WW1 and WW2 for they freedom, what they trans doo have u ever see trans woman go to war in WW1 and WW2

@Redeadhunter

Жыл бұрын

@@powerofme7144 Lol I heard Anheuser Busch dropped him

@JohnnyFarang

Жыл бұрын

I love how society just ignores that fact.

@powerofme7144

Жыл бұрын

@@Redeadhunter Or their “independent marketing team” did as they distanced as much as they could from the planned blunder. Bravo! They should get a different Dylan. The one that spits hot fire! I rhyme and I rap.

Dave explains the most complex situations in such simple words. This guy is not just a comedian, he's an actual genius.

@jimmyhalperin7792

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@johnhudson5414

Жыл бұрын

Jeez. People are so gullible if the message is in line with their beliefs

@ishwarmorey712

Жыл бұрын

@@johnhudson5414 your opinions probably stem from your beliefs. That's how things work I guess.

@johnhudson5414

Жыл бұрын

@ishwarmorey712 a simple analysis of the statements made against the objective reality of the situation would lead you to conclude that his statements are false. However you have taken those few statements as fact and not only that, decided that he is a genius for making the statements. This is irrational. Critical thinking is a skill, that if you learn and use will lead you to more accurate conclusions than dave chappelle is a genius.

@rodrigoaranda7029

Жыл бұрын

Someday before he died carlin pass his spirit on him

Chappelle is awesome. Nobody can spit facts like he can

He ain't lying!

JK Rowling told them the TRUTH AND IT HURT!

@paulw5039

Жыл бұрын

And boy are the truthphobes mad about it. Tantrums all about the place (mostly on Twitter).

@neonsvampen1

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@tabularasa0606

Жыл бұрын

No, she didn't. JK should get an education.

@paulw5039

Жыл бұрын

@@tabularasa0606 She's right and you're wrong. And she's also much better educated than you.

@studentcopyofburgerking8108

Жыл бұрын

@@tabularasa0606 I'm not sure why you brought education up since all it could do is hurt your argument

JK wasn't cancelled. She can't be cancelled. She's not dependent on anyone of us.

@nathanfraser8204

Жыл бұрын

Right lol she came from nothing essentially she’s not worried about a small community of haters as none of us should be

@demef758

Жыл бұрын

Didn't the pre-Elon Twitter shut her off?

@Lonnie123

Жыл бұрын

@@demef758 no. She was never “cancelled” in any way shape or form. Some people chose not to engage in commerce with her products, that’s it

@tcphll

Жыл бұрын

"Cancelled" just means "criticized for saying something I also agree with". She could publish a book today and it would be an instant best seller. Cancelled my ass. I like Dave, but this was a bullshit diatribe.

@demef758

Жыл бұрын

@@Lonnie123 A fast search shows you are correct, although Rowling has said on numerous occasions that she has received death threats, a few steps above "not to engage in commerce," I think you would agree.

Dave has the package. Wisdom, intelligence, a great voice and he speaks so well.

The absolute hands down GOAT!

Dave is that guy at a bar that just watches the barfight from the corner and talks and laughs about it later lol

@jacobstevens7046

9 ай бұрын

Me with all of American politics: 🍿😂🍿

@jayman9168

9 ай бұрын

Me aswell

@OTROHIJO

9 ай бұрын

Ive never been in a barfight

@kennethblindheim2676

7 ай бұрын

So, the only intelligent person in the room? 😂

@IDNHANTU2day

7 ай бұрын

​@@jacobstevens7046enjoy the decline brother. I learned from Aaron Claret in his book by the same title. I'm 71 years old and don't GAF any more. I'm traveling and playing golf. And popping corn.

Dave is a national treasure

@-Titania

7 ай бұрын

A national transphobe

@Threemore650

5 ай бұрын

Yeah. He gets a lot of specials considering how cancelled he is.

@Rothko0281

5 ай бұрын

​@@Threemore650that's great. Theythem losers did all theythem could to cancel Dave, but failed miserably. It's typical of those lunatics to fail anyways so they should get used to it lol

This is brilliant comedy / observation from Dave.

JK Rowling is still richer than the King.

Dave, they TRIED to cancel JK but that bish is just too powerful to be cancelled. A new 10-part Harry Potter TV series has just been announced and a new Harry Potter video game is smashing the whole world right now. They tried, they failed.

@dadude2140

Жыл бұрын

I mean she did get effectively cancelled. You can't talk about JK Rowling without immediately thinking about how she's anti-trans. Same way you can't think about Harvey Weinstein without thinking "rapist". That's what cancelling is

@Capybarrrraaaa

Жыл бұрын

You say that as if anyone has been 'cancelled'. Twitter mobs aren't definitive.

@nojo2410

Жыл бұрын

@@Capybarrrraaaa yes it is hard to actually cancel someone, but there have been many movie/tv stars that can’t get work or lost there jobs due to there stance, an example would be Gina Carano. Actors/actress’s need to watch what they say or they will find it hard to get cast in anything as getting parts is tied to there popularity.

@Capybarrrraaaa

Жыл бұрын

​@@nojo2410 Right, which isn't a 'cancelling' issue; it's Capitalist companies being ran by twitchy CEOs that avoid controversy to increase profits. For some reason though, it's always the handful of Twitter (always Twitter, ain't it) users that get the blame instead of the fact that a single CEO can make/break an person's entire career. Could it be that the politicians and figure-heads, which push this narrative, are bought-out by those same rich folk that want to divert attention from the fact that they ruin people's lives, by blaming mild outrage?

@kyleanderson449

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

J k Rawlings made sure that no matter who bought the rights to make the harry potter films could only use British actors and production units and the studios... even if she was offered more money to let Hollywood have control She isn't anti Hollywood but pro British....... mega rich woman with scruples..... very rare and much needed

@petetheodocion9542

Жыл бұрын

And then she made a crusade over hating trans people - who tf cares if a person is trans and there arent even that many of them - it’s unnecessary and its mean and its for no reason - for some reason the very people who think they are rugged and tough are the ones who wet their pants over others just trying to exist

@jimmy_b_wp

Жыл бұрын

Very well stated sir.

@yasminevine

Жыл бұрын

Really? That's SO interesting

@braemtes23

Жыл бұрын

I wish Hollywood was a little more pro-American because Brits are all over our movies and television shows.

THIS IS F*CKIN GOLD 🤣

JK Rowling can not be cancelled.. She is legendary.

They *tried* to cancel JK rowling, but she’s rolling in her cash laughing at them

@lancelongie8919

Жыл бұрын

Like scrooge mcduck

@samouellette5130

Жыл бұрын

No she’s neurotically posting on twitter about how the trans community is out to get her She’s a loser

@SoundBoss5150

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like nobody ever taught you the difference between being wealthy and having value 😏

@camil-jr

Жыл бұрын

@@SoundBoss5150 sounds like nobody taught you how you make money 😉😉

@SoundBoss5150

Жыл бұрын

@@camil-jr Fortunes aren’t built through labor, but through plunder. Money will only buy the respect of fools. Respect must be earned, and those who plunder by their very nature are incapable of earning for themselves.

Absolute genius! Delivery was flawless, comical and most importantly, factual.

@JodyFrancisWall

Жыл бұрын

Though not really. About as factual as his fans want it to be. Close enough to believe.

@digineet8421

Жыл бұрын

Nah he is just pissy because he only gives a shit about minorities when they are black. He is actively using his audience to spread bigotry. There is nothing funny or factual about that unless you an ignorant hateful person. Chapelle has lost a lot of my respect over the last few years. I always though he was hilarious and a genius but I guess he let it go to his head. He also said some ignorant things about jewish people so it really seems like he got lost in the sauce. His ego is too big and when the trans community told him he is spreading hate speech he decided to make them his enemy rather than try to grow and accept his mistake.

@ritzkola2302

Жыл бұрын

@@JodyFrancisWall It was the truth

@JodyFrancisWall

Жыл бұрын

@Ritz Kola not really though.

@ritzkola2302

Жыл бұрын

@@JodyFrancisWall Yes really

Homie in the back was me when he said I ain’t know what I a turf was 😭😭😭 I’m crying just like him 😭😭😭

Spot on Dave! Thank you!

Chappelle is no mere comedian, he's a philosopher... and an important one.

@TheOriginalCFA1979

Жыл бұрын

He’s the modern day Carlin.

@notcrazy6288

Жыл бұрын

Comedians have always been societal critics, and our society has gone mad. This should be the golden age of comedy if most present day comedians weren't such cowards. Chapelle is no coward.

@tiffsaver

Жыл бұрын

@@TheOriginalCFA1979 Good analogy!

@danielbulmer299

Жыл бұрын

it’s not that deep

@danielbulmer299

Жыл бұрын

@pinpoint45 awwwwwww shiiiiit you got me there

Fukin love this guy 😂

@asingularsillygoose

Жыл бұрын

I can’t fathom why

@paulw5039

Жыл бұрын

@@asingularsillygoose Because different people like different things? I realise this is an unfathomable concept to some people.

@asingularsillygoose

Жыл бұрын

@@paulw5039 Just so you know I was being sarcastic. I know why people like you like him. It’s be because he’s a transphobe who happens to have decent comedic timing.

@paulw5039

Жыл бұрын

@@asingularsillygoose I like him because he makes me laugh. Not just me, millions of people. That's the job of a comedian and he's one of, if not the top comedians in the world (based on views, ticket sales, etc). So maybe it's 'people like you' who have the actual problem here. No one's telling you what you should or shouldn't find funny.

I think cancelling her was the point where they bit more than they can chew. If they left her and Dave alone maybe more people would've been on her side.

He won the Samuel Clemmons award for a reason

@FergusWalsh-dz7mq

11 ай бұрын

It's called the Mark Twain prize for American Humor.A lot of people do not know Twain was his nom de plume.or pen name.

@cherylmaden5989

10 ай бұрын

Yup another honest no matter what Legend

She also donated so much money to charity that she was taken off the billionaires list. I doubt half the people who hate her would be so generous.

@ITRUTH213

Жыл бұрын

They don’t care, look how quick they turn on the gender they claim to be apart of.

@justacryptid4687

Жыл бұрын

A lot of that money went to charities that exclude trans women

@youngceo5638

Жыл бұрын

@@justacryptid4687 thank god

@lilvrainz9138

Жыл бұрын

@@youngceo5638 😂

@medlect8583

Жыл бұрын

​@@justacryptid4687 thank God for real.

Dave is without a doubt one of the funniest comedians ever!

Keep speaking on this Dave … keep speaking on this … I’m with you…

This man is the truth on many level. Protect him at all cost.

@theshotgundog

11 ай бұрын

Someone did tell him, they're coming for him, he was confused because he doesn't know if it's one they or many theys xD

@cherylmaden5989

10 ай бұрын

Yes we HAVE TO STAND BY THIS MAN AND SUPPORT HIM❤

It’s IMPORTANT for people to realize this. Cancel culture is ALWAYS a minority. It’s a niche. Vocal but few. Twitter feeds, youtube comment sections, reddit rants - it’s a tiny minority and does not represent public opinion. On average 2% of people watching a video comment on it. 98% watch and go on about their lives. Here is the thing, society is not represented by the hateful few. Most people like or dislike someone but don’t try to ruin their careers over a difference in opinion. It is no coincidence that the vocal social media is bitter, angry and toxic. The rest of the world is busy having a life. Rowling isn’t canceled. She is hated by a small pocket of people. and these same people hate a new person every week and try to “cancel” them. Just ignore them and enjoy life

Terf is a badge of honor

@Mel-wn9gb

4 ай бұрын

Terfs were calling out this bullshit before Dave, Ben and Matt even knew it was happening.

JK Rowling , at the time of her “cancellation”, her total net worth was £ 691,198,413 ($880 Million in USD). Today it’s £ 942,546,771 ($1.2 Billion in USD). In that time she’s also signed a deal with a major movie studio as a creative consultant. Canceled how? Her book sales didn’t even dip. Then again, the people telling us she’s “cancelled” are also the people who say men have periods so I guess we need to measure the source first

They did not cancelled JK Rowling. They tried and they failed. She's still around and not backing out.

@dawsensmith360

Жыл бұрын

Hogwarts Legacy being the highest selling game on all 3 stores since GTA 5 was a pretty big flex low key lmao

@Mustanaamio7

Жыл бұрын

And she is still a massive transphobe.

@dawsensmith360

Жыл бұрын

@@alexthomas962 it ees what it ees.

@Wintercourse

Жыл бұрын

Just a baby cries the loudest doesn't mean everyone agrees with it.

@immir6647

Жыл бұрын

They could cancel her shed laugh at them from her gold encrusted bathtub. She has enough resources to last her the rest of her days and people will still buy her books anyway.

“Oooooh this bitch is doing and impression of me!” 😂 Thanks, Dave, for putting words to our feelings 😂

@nicholerubes2959

9 ай бұрын

Excatly why I do not like this movement.

@yawns3004

9 ай бұрын

​@@nicholerubes2959the trans movement is a cult

@zurg_1822

9 ай бұрын

“Are you mocking me?” - Every (real) women

@sicsempertyrannis4613

9 ай бұрын

The irony of a Terf is that feminism is getting what it asked for. No gender barriers, No gender roles, etc. if feminists can’t live with the true equality that they pushed so hard for in America then I guess we should just go back to how things were 30-50 years ago. This is a perfect example of how endless equality/diversity is a bad thing. If you try to take everything to the extreme then we will get dangerous shit like the tranny boxer called the skull crusher that sent several biological women to hospital and fractured at least to skulls dealing only one punch to each female fighter.

@Ash-gm3ws

9 ай бұрын

Perfectly said! I can't stand seeing watching hearing trans men explaining to me what it is to be female. Full stop there none of them had to experience there periods puberty its infuriating.we love and support gays who broke threw with love trans has turned the world upside down and backwards 😯

That is the perfect analogy, I could not have came up with a better one no matter how long I thought about it.

Once again you amaze me sir. Keep up your great work!

Rowlings seems to be doing well right now. The Harry Potter game made bank, and she is going to be the executive producer on the new Harry Potter series.

@kilibecher

Жыл бұрын

Yup luckily there are still some people who see through the bs and take no notice

We need people like Dave Chappelle to help people understand things that are usually hot topics. Keeping it real 👍

@StinkManX

Жыл бұрын

you need an ancient comedian to help you understand things?

@addid7654

Жыл бұрын

Try being trans or gender non conforming in a conservative environment and you’ll change your mind girlboss 👸

@adamkoyn792

Жыл бұрын

Like Bill Burr, there's really nothing he won't talk about. And they're both pretty much uncancelable. Louis CK has gotten away with it too

@TheEddagosp

Жыл бұрын

I.E. "I struggle to understand complex topics and need a biased funny-man to help me form an opinion."

@specilegg

Жыл бұрын

we have to follow Jesus. (For when they speak great swelling words of emptiness, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through lewdness, the ones who have actually escaped from those who live in error. 2 Peter 2:18)

Preach Dave… your truth is honest and hilarious… we love you❤

That was the greatest analogy I’ve ever heard.

Jk is laughing all the way to the bank.

@IMCcanTWEESTED

Жыл бұрын

My dad used to say "Crying all the way to the bank." His father used that idiom when he was injured at his work and lost the use of his right arm. But then won a huge lucrative judgment for insufficient safety measures in the workplace. He cried all the way to the bank but then the crying ended because he was now WEALTHY. Crying all the way to the bank was coined in 1908. Laughing all the way...was coined by Liberace when critics slammed his TV show in 1953.

@ChronicSensei

Жыл бұрын

@@IMCcanTWEESTED Interesting.

J.K Rowling should be woman of the year

@vvextysart9116

Жыл бұрын

That's for men

@divinetime999

Жыл бұрын

🎉 YES!!!

@yasminevine

Жыл бұрын

For real

@kayradiangelonow

Жыл бұрын

She will one day: in hell

@Itsg295

11 ай бұрын

For real

So many great jokes in such a short time! Great comedy.

Screw cancel culture. You can't please everybody.

People are scared to laugh because they might get cancelled 😂

@heat0252

Жыл бұрын

😂

@eufieee

Жыл бұрын

Or it's just not all that funny watching a still-famous man throw a tantrum about getting called out

J.k can't be cancelled. Her titles are still being made and selling well

@nyabinghi-fg5jb

Жыл бұрын

It's a joke.

@Cibbic

Жыл бұрын

@@nyabinghi-fg5jb he usually says what happened then he follows up with the jokes. So no, this wasn't the "joke" part.

@nyabinghi-fg5jb

Жыл бұрын

@@Cibbic It's still a joke about what happened to her. Would you have been happy if he had said tried to cancel her? And who knows if they haven't killed her and have a clone writing for her.

@Cibbic

Жыл бұрын

@@nyabinghi-fg5jb Dave talks about what happens first then gets to the joke. That's how he has always done it bud. And I really don't care what he would have done . Just pointing out how he tackles his every joke

@mnomadvfx

10 ай бұрын

@@nyabinghi-fg5jb "And who knows if they haven't killed her and have a clone writing for her" Writing what? She had one good idea that she squandered part way through (the last 2 books were meh) and everything since has been either terrible or simply meh. She's blown her load, she's played out. Not that it matters - she's made so much from the books, movies and now games that her great grandchildren will not ever want for money even if they stopped sales today. If Tolkien and his son were more money obsessed I think that the Tolkien estate would be similarly wealthy today, if not more so.

They didn't cancel anyone, they try but they are all doing great 🤣

They make up words to win arguments is f****** hilarious and true😅😅😅

You can’t cancel someone who does care and is already a billionaire who still keeps 99.9% of her fanbase

@chelle5900

Жыл бұрын

For people who like to cry about being canceled they sure don't know what it means.

@tripsrossi7038

Жыл бұрын

He no where near a millionaire

@cgamboa73

Жыл бұрын

​@@tripsrossi7038 who?

@4473021

Жыл бұрын

She's lost a ton of her fanbase tbh. Keeps retconning stupid things, making stupid comments, and betraying the loyalty of dedicates fans.

@josephmother2659

Жыл бұрын

@@fotter9567 she will continue to make money forever, however billionaires are not typically known for being good people, and that holds true in this case, in my opinion

Don't ever stop what you do Dave. No matter the pressure of those who have no spine. Stand tall.

“ewww this bihh is doing an impression of me”😭 had me crying

God bless dave he seems like he has a good soul

@skillcoiler

Жыл бұрын

They actually tried to cancel her for saying Dumbledore gay WAY before the trans stuff....

They make up words, redefine lots of words, and call you words. And thats the sum of their "argument"

@Stinkabutt42069

9 ай бұрын

No please educate yourself before lying in a comment section

@ts0088

9 ай бұрын

Facts

@ts0088

9 ай бұрын

@@Stinkabutt42069He spoke facts dummy

@georgelilly1847

9 ай бұрын

Imagine, using words in an argument. . . Crazy

@One_Stone61

9 ай бұрын

@@Stinkabutt42069 they are using facts.

Thank you for staying real and speaking truths

I speak chilean spanish and you are the first ever comedian in the whole world that i understand and can laugh at his jokes😅

This guy is a gem of a philosopher.

@Candice_nuts

Жыл бұрын

No, no he aint, trust me, im studing philosophy

@nathon1942

Жыл бұрын

@@Candice_nuts Perhaps you should study English instead.

@Candice_nuts

Жыл бұрын

@@nathon1942 why? U dont understand what I mean? Also u should study biology

@nathon1942

Жыл бұрын

What else did I expect from an account named “Candice_nuts”?

@rambricks6877

Жыл бұрын

​@@Candice_nuts bro said studing

Misgender someone and you're anti-alphabet but they have no problem labeling you without knowing you.

@captainphasma598

Жыл бұрын

Are you doing it on purpose? Then you deserve it.

@daisyhoward5472

Жыл бұрын

@@captainphasma598 No but THEY are doing it on purpose.

@Muhammadwasapedo

Жыл бұрын

​@Captain Phasma yes, abd I'll label them as mentally ill. Like they are.

@death1406

Жыл бұрын

​@@captainphasma598 It depends. Do they want to refer to the person as the pronoun they wish to refer as? If not, then it's merely his/her preference to not refer to people to their preferred pronouns. It doesn't mean that they hate them, or is disrespecting them, it's just usually grammatically incorrect and confusing.

@jondoe4667

Жыл бұрын

​@@captainphasma598 so if I choose not to pretend some guy is a woman just because he pretends to be one, that would mean I deserve to be labeled anti-anything? You must see how crazy that is. And where does it stop? If you want to identify as a baseball cap, am I required to act like you're a baseball cap as if it were true?

Real men know what real women are.

DS is iconicically hilarious....you keep going DS

They TRIED to cancel J.K. Rowling but weren't successful.

@baddwagon

9 ай бұрын

I'll be honest it kinda was

@sauron1414

9 ай бұрын

@@baddwagonhow was it? All the money she’s made is there, shes still world known its just british and american softies are trying to forget her but she lives inside their heads, Twitter is not the world.

@brendensmithmusic278

9 ай бұрын

Yeah. she was never cancelled. We just kept reading she was from angry trans writers. Saying nobody was buying hogwarts legacy and it was a steaming pile of unwanted garbage leading up to release meanwhile im sotting there reading it like uh. Wel me and atleast 20 freinds have it on pre order rn and pretty sure entire community is foaming at mouth to play this game u say is dead lmao. Media has far to much influence over people without time to fact check

@Furrina89

9 ай бұрын

The reason they actually cancelled ia because she keeps fucking with the harry potter lore and has contempt towards her fans/fan-culture and fanfictions. Of course, cancelling someone for that is shallow and ridiculous, and not as woke as cancelling her for being a terf (anti-trans woman)

@Yuri92001

9 ай бұрын

​​@@Furrina89 How can a creator fuck with their own lore? It's hers. She can do with it whatever the fk she wants

Imagine actually thinking "cancelling" has happened to JK. She's still making money and still has a voice

@Zauchi

Жыл бұрын

cancelling has become more a word for when the far left hate someone or something.

@margaretlumley1648

Жыл бұрын

She's far too well loved and rich to care, IMO

@AR-ml9eo

Ай бұрын

They didn't just try to cancel her. She's received endless threats of rape and death from the Transgender Ideologues, including doxxing her home address, children's schools, and publishing a manual for making explosive devices. Transgender Ideologues whine about "tolerance" and "caring" while threatening to rape and kill women.