I love how the art style of this game is so so so so moody, dark and grotesque - but the actual mood and dialogue of the game is light-hearted and snarky.

@glucoseguardian2650

13 күн бұрын

yeah i was just about to say how i hate that every joke in this game is like from a "How To Write A Joke" tutorial, like a "hello world" of comedy it's just tiresome

@Axeloy

13 күн бұрын

@@glucoseguardian2650 boooo

@thmellythumb123

12 күн бұрын

@@glucoseguardian2650booooo

@link13thedude

12 күн бұрын

Its refreshing not having every single joke be a sarcastic, self aware, ironic reference or something. There's a place for this kind of comedy.

@colehuston4510

11 күн бұрын

@@glucoseguardian2650one day you will grow up enough to realize that being a critic about jokes like this is just worse for you than laughing along. also bro its episode 3? what are you doing here if you dont like it

we're cryptmaster guys, of course we only use the exact same 4 words over and over

@Gabu_

13 күн бұрын

We're cryptmaster guys, of course we use way more souls healing than we'd use with a powerful attack

@styxrakash4639

12 күн бұрын

roll me, buy me, sell me

The game: You can pick between R, S, T, L, N, E or Z. NL: Hmmm.... Z seems good here.

@paulunga

12 күн бұрын

You don't even know how often picking one of the common letters fucked me in this game, not giving me a single hint.

@sniper_strategy6135

12 күн бұрын

The z pick made me so sad too lol

@sniper_strategy6135

11 күн бұрын

​@paulunga knowing it doesnt have a vowel is also pretty valuable

NL: playing epic game unlocking epic moves Also NL: Hit, Zap, Yell, Jab, Hit, Yell, Zap, Jab , Jostle

@LordDragox412

12 күн бұрын

Enemy: Immune to knockdown NL: Boot! Jostle! Trip!

13:07 “He’d get so waxed, he could jump in a pool, and come out dry”. Where are these bars during Jackbox rap battles?! 😂❤

@int3r4ct

13 күн бұрын

Seriously NL drops such cold bars when they aren’t doing Madverse City it baffles me that he drops nonsense and loses all the time

@williammitchell6254

11 күн бұрын

​@@int3r4ctits the name a woman thing when put on the spot its harder.

18:42 fun fact: I answered Needle for that one, and he has basically the same the dialogue but in reverse which I think is a good little hilarious touch for the dev to add.

@corporalgregg44

13 күн бұрын

I said hurricane and he reacted like what the hell is a hurricane but something tells me you're right

@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL

13 күн бұрын

i answered storm and it gave it to me also

@adamanonymous6885

12 күн бұрын

I'm curious if "BLIND" is also an accepted answer

@scheffs9075

12 күн бұрын

​@@adamanonymous6885 it is , I used that as my answer

That must've been "eyeball" at 33:00 - an orb with a *messy* tail? Circular patterns on one side? Squishy? Surely that must be it... but why did the dude tell him it was a jawbone?? He actually did get scammed LOL

@Dopesaur

9 күн бұрын

I think the Cryptmaster is supposed to be really bad at word games, this is why every time you solve a door lock or similar he pretends as if he was just about to get it. "Oh yeah, I was just about to say that. Totally got it." when in fact the Cryptmaster is completely clueless

I don't think I can get soohoothe out of my head

“Ah yes, rattle is good” > never uses rattle “Ah yes, we can set up for murder” > never uses murder

57:13 "I'm going to keep calling you by your old name". Sounds about right that a necromancer is deadnaming people.

They really did break the “mold”

My man out here jostling instead of yelling and hitting

You simply cannot stop this man from taking the most obscure consonants like Z when choosing hints

@Dyerhea

13 күн бұрын

Pat Sajak spotted

@sauwensvk7589

12 күн бұрын

what, vowels? ... oh you mean resin

I’m a cryptmancer guy now, of course I love typing games

@octave38

13 күн бұрын

I hate this meme so much it’s so redundant and there is never anything funny or smart about it, you’re just putting a random situation that fits whatever is going on in the game

@recurveninja

13 күн бұрын

@@octave38 We're comment guys, of course we give unsolicited negative opinions about things

@happyorks1

13 күн бұрын

@@octave38 sheeeesh

We're Cryptmaster guys, of course we type farts until the narrator gets angry.

41:30 Here I was staring at "Testicles" for like 10 minutes then "Tentacles" clicked after he selected S.

you're right, rattle woulda been pretty good

I love The Beatles all time classic album Bug on The Wall.

his headphones gotta be on backwards with this trying to find the bugs stuff, right?

@giannistaz

13 күн бұрын

I feel like he completely ignored sound unless he nlabsolutely required some bugz.

@giannistaz

13 күн бұрын

Also I think that twinkling sound towards the end was either a chest or skull guy

44:29 me when im a vaudeville auctionist trying to pawn off another ancestral object

How many pots have you smoken made me spit out my half chewed dark chocolate covered pistachios… +2

Maz voice is so good

we’re balatro…wait hold on, i’m getting better with this. we’re cryptmancer guys, of course we jostle

@CommandLineVulpine

14 күн бұрын

Let's jostle this guy. Let's jostle this guy with letters.

Usually here for NL alone. But this game is one of the best in a minute, albeit a short life ahead of it. Thanks NL 🙏🏼

40:51 me when my patient has failed to deliver a sample of urine

This games vibe is amazing The word mechanics and the fact that everything is voice acted is so aesthetic But im dying at NL fighting 5 enemies in a row with Rs In there name and after each one hes like "damn great rattle opportunity" then immediately goes into the next fight against RRRGST and doesn't use Rattle and is like "damn great rattle opportunity"

I would never have thought of "juggle" because of course it would not work. Video games are not for people who understand physics, apparently.

29:03 me when I saw the ai-generated white paper about rat stem cells

ryan not using rattle is like going to the gumbo store and

He's going Infinite with this one! (HLTB says infinite lasts about 11 hours)

This game does black and white 3D so well

we're not Balatro, of course we will never be played again

0:57 bro thinks he's malfurion

We're hemomancers, of course we take Z as hint for the consonant!

This game is so fun

Juggle was genius!

I am loving Cryptmaster

the drums are sweet as

need. more. cryptmaster.

Swamp music goes hard

The Fallout 4 diss was so good

We're cryptmaster guys! Of course we SALMON. SALMON. SALMON. SALMON

actual deer in headlights

Imcredible

Egg was rattled

Yooo, this game is great!

Goated game

the bridge would still break.

@Dave-be7jo

13 күн бұрын

No, you see. As he would be juggling he wouldn't be carrying 3 at the same time therefore it would not be heavy enough since the gold bar is in the air.

@Dave-be7jo

13 күн бұрын

Though I understand your confusion, as it is a complex thought.

@meurtri9312

13 күн бұрын

@@Dave-be7jo try doing a force diagram to calculate the total force applied to the bridge when the man catches and throws a brick.

@MBoy2000_

13 күн бұрын

​@@meurtri9312 those are for nerds, its in the air therefore it has no weight

@XCeazyX

13 күн бұрын

@@MBoy2000_so true

SHOOTING STAR POG

The orb was an EYEBALL sucka!!!

anyone know if there are different sets of spells, or is every playthrough the same?

@litapd311

13 күн бұрын

it's not a roguelike, so i'm assuming the spells are always the same

incredible

Remember: don't think about media, just consume, the creator knows better and did all the thinking for you already.

@gregoryreynolds3612

3 сағат бұрын

Me when I read the bible.

greatest game of all time

Edgar says you’re wrong no matter what I think. I answered blind because it has an “I” in it and he said the answer is potato.

More!!!!

So what was in the chest?

@KRAMER2411

14 күн бұрын

eyeball

@derpfluidvariant0916

13 күн бұрын

​@@KRAMER2411it literally said "I don't like how it's looking at me" What did bro think it was?

@joshuafox8856

13 күн бұрын

@@derpfluidvariant0916 I was thinking a creature of some sort. But now you mention it yeah that makes sense.

Good fyn tes

sticking out your gyatt for the Squibbler (is this anything?)

i'm pegged

eyeball

what was the answer to 32:23 riddle?

@Mrunreal

13 күн бұрын

eyeball

Certified Boldo moment

First and shoutout to Northernlion nice game choice.

Rare United States of whatever reference

Lmao the x would have gotten there

rattle

Watching on 480p on my phone and NL'S mouth doesnt even move when he talks. Its quite frightening

@Plasmafox

4 күн бұрын

when they added "youtube premium bitrate" they reduced the default bitrate to try and pressure people to pay up and it's gross

I hereby leave this comment to boost the metrics in hopes that he continues playing this when he gets back, because I am so unbelievably sick of balatro

A lot of people don't realize that Weird Al's greatest inspiration was the time the Beatles parodied Pink Floy with "(Another Bug On) The Wall".

@Vieweer

7 күн бұрын

-2

I like this game, I can't shake the feeling he is just cheating with chat. Edit: As I was typing this he spoiled the riddle with the ring question on chat...

sooOOoothe

43:30 the moment I realised that the one on the right was 'tentacles' and not 'testicles', as I'd been convinced for at least several minutes 😅

NL's language is slowly sinking to the level of his newfound audience on Twitch. Sad.

I must be honest ..the desert comment was too much NL...you would die..its rare that some1 has that bad sense of direction like you do ..just own it , you are always getting lost in games and making us lose our mind and that is fine ! Its part of your charm 😅

I wish he didn’t rub me the wrong way sometimes, I’d be able to watch him more. As it stands now, I only find him tolerable in small doses. I’m a KZread guy, of course I talk about rubbing and microdosing.

500 views in 10 minutes bro fell off

@RobotnikPlngas

14 күн бұрын

Nah bro I see you do this in every video. You need help