Greg: appears Player: _crabwalks_ Greg: oh no

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@danielgaleski9127

Жыл бұрын

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@laty9f1

Жыл бұрын

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@vrexyyzeditz

Жыл бұрын

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@pearbirbwithslippers6918

Жыл бұрын

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The character was probably a crab holding a torch, which explains why the character moves faster when walking sideways

@fakeletobr730

Жыл бұрын

diagonal, the character moves faster by combining the spedd of running front and sideways

@kuriszu

Жыл бұрын

@@fakeletobr730 no it crab

@apparitiions

Жыл бұрын

@@fakeletobr730 🦀

@fakeletobr730

Жыл бұрын

@@kuriszu a diagonal crab then

@fakeletobr730

Жыл бұрын

@@apparitiions now rotate it diagonal

Maybe the real Greg was actually the friends we made along the way

@KidzX_Offical

Жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD ROFLXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHHAHALELELL

@archangelgabriel8614

Жыл бұрын

@@KidzX_Offical you good?

@KidzX_Offical

Жыл бұрын

@@archangelgabriel8614 no ive been laughing for HHAHAHHAHA years please send help at HHHHAAAHAHA XD

@sand2159

Жыл бұрын

@@KidzX_Offical change your name yo kidz XD

@KidzX_Offical

Жыл бұрын

@@sand2159 but that ROFL AHHAHAH ALOLO WHAT HEHEHEHAHHAHAHAN AMONGUs

i find it really funny that he turned on all of the settings which means on his first playthrough he turned on nightmare mode

I swear if Vale intentionally didn't normalize his movement vectors in order to make this game beatable, he is officially a genius of torture above all others

You know, as a valefisk viewer, I couldn't miss the opportunity to promise my friend 50$ for completing the game. And god was that a good idea. He has already spent 15 hours on it, and didn't even figure out the order of collecting keys. And the best part about this is that he doesn't know a single english word and can't just watch this vid without translating, which hes too lazy to do.

@HierapolisPhrygia

Жыл бұрын

You ingenious fiend

@Satoshi_Yume

Жыл бұрын

update: he hasn't beaten it.

@kingvulcoon1752

Жыл бұрын

@@Satoshi_Yume Is he still trying?

@Satoshi_Yume

Жыл бұрын

@@kingvulcoon1752 from time to time, he's real close to beating it but rng always screws him over

@shaeisgae8952

11 ай бұрын

​@@Satoshi_Yume6 months later, did he beat it? Did he give up?

Dude your commentary is hilarious, woke my cat up laughing and now she hates me slightly more

@PixelsAfterDark

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@alkestos

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry. It despised you with all its heart already.

Finally some crypt love! It's a great play

i can say for sure that this game has a broad player base.

Seems like the real key to winning this game is to look in the options and enable “can win game” because the last thing anyone would expect is to find a prerequisite to winning the game in the options!

It's easy until you realize that the exit didn't spawn in the stone room.

Great video. Can’t wait to see you play crypt 2 in 2025 when vale gets it done

@teddy5752

Жыл бұрын

this guy smells like shit

@catman404

Жыл бұрын

Wait what are you doing here aren’t you being tortured in a genius frightening creation from vale?

title sounded like a mobile game ad edit: he changed it this comment has no relevance now

@Kiarash_houshmand

Жыл бұрын

-sherlock holmes

@steventhefnaffan2498

Жыл бұрын

Hides from raid

@Soronokei

Жыл бұрын

Only 0% get beaches

@ChillBillReal

Жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@averybiller655

Жыл бұрын

True

Awesome of you to shout out Valefisk’s game. It’s great.

There is a trick for the bridges, the sound for "extending bridge" and "retracting bridge" is slightly different. There also seems to be one lever that only has the "bridge retracting" and from what I have seen this one extends and retracts 2 bridges in a way that only 1 can be extended at any give time In the maze you can use the trick to just hug the right wall, at some point you reach everything

I saw the development of Crypt and Crypt V2 and honestly I'm glad to see someone playing it on my timeline months later!!

Making crypt beatable is a way for vale to earn more gift cards to lure his friends to his torture chamber 😂😂

pixels after dark playing crypt?! insane this is why you’re my favorite youtuber lmfao, your commentary is hilarious!

fun fact people have beaten the game with The Greggening turned on

While i may not be a huge fan of puzzle games like this. The game really does impressive me in a level designer perspective. It takes a person with a lot of brain to beat this game, and it's kinda cool.

Actually Valefisk can't do anything with Trading Cards because the game is free and doesn't have microtransactions. Gonna copy-paste what he said about it below: "I am an idiot. I have been informed that Valve will simply not give access to trading cards for a completely free game, it either has to cost money or have micro transactions in it. Very sad. One option then is to make a dumb little paid DLC that, say, puts a hat on Greg - but I'm not willing to do that. Crypt is an absolute steaming pile of manure and I will never directly charge for anything relating to it, even to get access to the trading cards. I guess we'll all just have to wait for Crypt II :)"

I HAVE THIS GAME! I JUST DOWNLOADED IT AND THIS VIDEO MADE ME WANT TO PLAY IT EVEN MORE! Thank u for recording this!! Amazing as always!

@Chiroptophobia

Жыл бұрын

I misread it as hate

@Tero9077

Жыл бұрын

@@Chiroptophobia the same for me

What an amazing game I'm never going to play because I enjoy having fun.

The funny thing is, is that I was imagining you saying the monster was called Greg the moment to coffin started banging and then you just called the monster Greg because he's jealous that you have more content then he does

@absolutemaniac7368

Жыл бұрын

It's the actual name of the monster

@goldenguy7470

Жыл бұрын

I forgot that game gave it the name and thing is I said this once he said the monsters name

I love how you have to click a button in settings so you can win is just gold

the two velocity zoom bug is a simple oversight caused by not normalizing the movement vector before applying the velocity, normalizing is when you take a direction, and restrict it so that the magnitude is always 1, so if you have a velocity for forward, 0,0,1, and one for sideways, 1,0,0, and add them, you get 1,0,1, now this would yield a magnitude of 2, 1 forward and one sideways, so the distance from the origin is 2, meaning if you were just going forward, 0,0,1, you would be going half the speed (magnitude of 1) than going diagonally (magnitude of 2), to fix this you can normalize the vector 1,0,1 to make the magnitude 1, simply changing it to 0.5,0,0.5, which would give you a magnitude of 1, meaning using normalization, you will be going at a speed of 1 no matter which direction you are going

@mozesmarcus461

Жыл бұрын

the distance of (1,0,1) from the origin is the root of 2. Not 2.

@fudgemerchant

Жыл бұрын

I've been trying to make proper bumpers for a pinball thing I"m working on in Unity, and I think you just answered like, 2 of my questions at once. Ty

I was hoping it would end by saying "you are winner" or something

Just found this channel and already started binging

Me writing a review of Crypt "I am a broad player and this game applies to me"

I love there is like just… italian voice acting

There is something really special about this game. Thanks for the video!

You know shit about to get real when Vivaldi's Four Seasons Winter plays.

I bet that at least half of the people who have that achievement used steam achievement manager

@the_brutal_king4314

Жыл бұрын

I was one of the first people to write a (non troll) guide for the game. It's actually pretty easy to play when you have it down. The problem is that the game is heavily reliant on RNG to get a good run.

OKAY EVERYONE. Remember to gaslight everyone in the reviews.

YOOOO I was playing this game last week!!! took me ages! i looked it up and I couldn't find any KZread vids on it other than from him. so I think it's cool you made a video on it!!

Just as the Scooby Doo game came up I had just opened up a copy of Batman/Scooby Doo Mysteries to read while watching. Talk about timing!

Valefish! Love that channel.

I watched original video on Crypt from the creator and I'm AMAZED by you, Pixels! You beat the game with sole purpose of torturing you, you outtortured it

Congrats on 100k!

“Its like grampa’s funeral.” 🤣

Congrats on 100k subs!

I'm about your channel dude. Great content. Love, another Italian American

Congrats on 100k bro

Congratulations on 100k Subs

Honestly surprised any one not valefisk making a video on this game

Now I wanted to try this game.

moral of the story: always walk diagonally

First time on this channel, your accent is lovely

I loved the og vid, so I immediately went and played Crypt

CONGRATS ON 100K!!!!!!!!!!

You make me everytime nightmares... Thanks

I remember the first time I stumbled upon his video on making and subjecting his victims to this

hi i love your channel you make so good videos keep up

@PixelsAfterDark

Жыл бұрын

Thank you :)

Maybe you should make a video on Slendytubbies?? Like the easter eggs and other stuff. Lore and canceled games aswell!

The levers puzzle is easy. The levers have 2 states. Bridge out/Bridge in. The Bridge out state has a higher pitched lever sound than the bridge in, so you can just listen and easily do it in 2-4 mins.

This was made yesterday?? Cool

Man was training gregs

I feel proud for guessing what the game's gonna be

wow the legend beat it

i can always appreciate comedic ad placement

Retrieve my Prize, Pixels After Dark.

This guy made a whole documentary

ah, beans. excellent.

The best part about watcning the bridge sequence is knowing the solution is so simple once you turn your brain kff

I love valefisk

Strategy idea: Solve bridges, don't pick up keys Solve cubes, don't pick up key Solve maze, grab key, then grab other keys.

I bet that the dev will fix the diagonal sprint lol.

Hey man, you should take a look back at beloved juice now that it has been almost a year since the first video. Although really no pressure or anything, just throwing it out there, good video tho, I'm new and have been enjoying the channel lately

I have one of the world records for this game, it was in the release before this one!

did did you fill your PC with coffee beans? or did they come with the system?

@JJschannel255

Жыл бұрын

The pc is running java

@connor48880

Жыл бұрын

oh OH _OH I UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE_

@LangstonDev

Жыл бұрын

@@JJschannel255 💀

@JJschannel255

Жыл бұрын

@@LangstonDev 💀💀

my right ear loved your voice

They indeed are the fastest growing army on KZread

But did you ever find out what the "italian voice acting" setting did?

@PixelsAfterDark

Жыл бұрын

To my knowledge… nothing

@mixedbaggamer

Жыл бұрын

A shitty mario impression in an illumination movie

W vid. keep it up

sneaky snitch, it works perfect used it for terrifier 2 last week.

I don't know how the Greg AI works, but I think Vale explained it in his video.

The books name translations are killer

5:29 GOD that scared me

Bridges Tip! The levels need to be flicked in a checkerboard pattern.

So the books are necessary? Or are they just a red herring?

5:29 hello there!

I need to know what the violin music playing is

my eyes burn

Puzzle games are always hard for me

This game reminds me of another game called one more dungeon

Before 100k club!

@PixelsAfterDark

Жыл бұрын

Almost there!

Beans in a computer

Btw what is that music at the end?

A fellow man of culture, who despises seinfield I see.

@plok4634

Жыл бұрын

@@whosflair3716 Some people just dont like it

I'll fucking get you boi

6:38 This sound familiar but i can't remember when...

Question: Did you get the $50.00 Steam card for beating the game called CRYPT 🤔? I mean, Valefisk did promise you that if you win the game, right?

@getyourvibeschecked5282

Жыл бұрын

he prolly wasnt the first person

nice

damn, when was the actual end was added to this game? i have seen this game when developer created this game and invited his friends in game to complete it and he will give them money and give them riddles for clues! lol then after a girl struggle for like more then 40 mins he finally stop her and said he never added end to the game!

Yep just like grandpas funeral

And I thought Uncharted 3's light puzzle was difficult.

It's funny because he didn't think of the pythagorean theorem where you get the square root of c and for an example speed of 1 it becomes 1.41 lol

Unfortunately he actually can't get steam community items because as he said in a community post the game needs to either cost money or have microtransactions which is really dumb

i beat it its good love it

Garfield the cat keys