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Bruh. We gonna get taxed for breathing.
@Questionable10
25 күн бұрын
If Gman himself says this we are actually cooked
@Kaelipoli
25 күн бұрын
We already are.😂😢
@5gearz
25 күн бұрын
They gonna tax us for exhaling, because when we exhale, carbon dioxide comes out
@boingx1
25 күн бұрын
im here in case this gets popular
@Kidfromschool88
25 күн бұрын
Fix your grammar.
Going green like they do is in fact the opposite of sustaining. It’s going to make everything go downhill. Tax this, tax that. Can’t do this. Can’t do that. Everything is so much more expensive. How is this sustainable?
@raytindell766
25 күн бұрын
It's called, Eatz the bugs, and live in a tent
@dontletmememandie6506
25 күн бұрын
@@raytindell766 you’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy. God fml
@ihavenonameiguess1737
24 күн бұрын
It’s upsetting for the consumer, but for long term sake it is quite beneficial. The more we are encouraged to stray from goods that are environmentally unsustainable, the more action and research goes into making goods that are both ideal to consumers and environmentally sustainable (ideally).
@gregorykuznetsov6960
24 күн бұрын
@@ihavenonameiguess1737😂
@mineshaft12
24 күн бұрын
@@ihavenonameiguess1737 Uhh what? Cows has sustained our lives for millenniums, how in the hell they're unsustainable is beyond me. You're just one of those dogwater ignorant who got fed on by these political bs and never filtered them. You have no philosophy of life or anything let alone critical thinking. Makes me wonder how in the hell teenagers let alone adults can live like this.
The government in general: Impose a very High tax on companies that are valued billions of dollars, No! Impose tax on individuals, Yes!
@B5KDEV
24 күн бұрын
but there are a lot of big companies that have cows so they are taxing them
@ihavenonameiguess1737
24 күн бұрын
I see your point. As individuals we’re not the ones making such a large impact one a case to case scale. We should be putting a bit more pressure on larger companies that are really doing quite a bit of damage…
@LMAO-RO
24 күн бұрын
It's a joke that shows the reality.
@LMAO-RO
24 күн бұрын
Yes, it's true.
@user-zc2ks7pd3d
21 күн бұрын
??? Beef comes from companies
Livestock Farmers getting taxed for COW FARTS of all things is something I never thought I would hear especially from someone like IdkSterling.
@TheDecafec4
25 күн бұрын
😂
@grzesiekniemogecipowiedzie7142
24 күн бұрын
@TheBiggestBang210: dont worry, once private farms are bought out by big players taxes will be lowered
@MP-vc4nu
22 күн бұрын
Cow farts convert for energy ❌ Tax already low paid farmers for farts ✅
Next they'll have taxes for our farts. If there's such a thing as reincarnation, I'm asking God not to send me back here. No wonder he forsaken it
@SnowRabbit-bq5yc
24 күн бұрын
Reincarnation better not be a thing because I don't wanna do this twice
@Vinnus0824
24 күн бұрын
@@SnowRabbit-bq5yc It's not
@jamesjesse9773
24 күн бұрын
It gets tiring, and trying to remember your past life feels like dementia...
@Sufferinggaming
23 күн бұрын
but we will never know
@hellbound9418
20 күн бұрын
@FortooSPWe know that your brain starts a hormonefirework and send you off with a bang. No idea why brainchemistry would be related to reincarnation, but... you do you
they were so mad at cow farts they had a cow
@Circle92488a
25 күн бұрын
what
@BlueSteve
25 күн бұрын
@@Circle92488a The term "cow" means when someone goes crazy or throws a fit
@williamle3849
25 күн бұрын
@@BlueStevethat makes so much more sense
@Circle92488a
25 күн бұрын
@@BlueSteve oh
@LePeep_ThreepyOwner
23 күн бұрын
They had beef with them
This Bullshit (heh 😅) is exactly why Beef and Milk Prices are going though the roof.
@user-jm5sz3to7q
25 күн бұрын
I bet so many people are gonna have BEEF with this law. #savechandra!
@watata1t
25 күн бұрын
Do you live in Denmar?
@humankazoo8068
25 күн бұрын
@@watata1tirrelevant. Once a country figures out how to implement a new way of squeezing money out of its tax base, other countries take notice and follow suit. If it’s not in your own country yet, it will be.
@ihavenonameiguess1737
24 күн бұрын
It is. I suppose the goal is to further make people stray from unsustainable meat practices through higher prices. It would be best to offer government incentives to big companies to involve environmentally sustainable practices at the same time in my opinion…To mitigate consumer costs. Although I’m personally unbothered by meat/milk prices (I’m going vegan), many people regularly want to have meat for cultural dishes.
@KERROMEO
24 күн бұрын
That’s the goal? Do you realize how bad eating beef (or just any animal products in general) is for the environment?
It's a 🤡🌍 out there. Seriously though, when are we going to have a private jet tax.
@user-ni1dm2oc5v
6 күн бұрын
Why don't they actually tax cars that we mostly don't need?
@oganesson7255
4 күн бұрын
@@user-ni1dm2oc5va lot of people do need cars actually, but there are a great number of people who should definitely be biking instead for short distance trips (under 15 miles)
We got taxed farts before GTA 6
@BadassGames420
25 күн бұрын
People just linking random sh¡t with gta 6 now, it was never funny
@amongusmappingAUM
25 күн бұрын
@@BadassGames420 but does anybody care? Nope, nobody ever cared
@tillianator5931
25 күн бұрын
@@BadassGames420we got no_sleep complaining about gta 6 memes before gta 6
@BadassGames420
25 күн бұрын
@@tillianator5931 🦍
@BadassGames420
25 күн бұрын
@@tillianator5931 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Farmers boutta put corks in the cows ☠️
*These Cows are Already "Fartnum Taxed" they just don't know it yet* 🎅🎅🎅🐡🥕
@euphoria13085
25 күн бұрын
"Fartnum tax" 😭😭
@GamerTVR
25 күн бұрын
@@euphoria13085😭😭😭
@guy_who_is_not_here
25 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@SMCwasTaken
25 күн бұрын
Wow so funny and original you totally deserve a 1st place comedy price 😐😐😐
@GamerTVR
25 күн бұрын
@@euphoria13085 😭😭😭
The farmers can't stop the cows from farting and its not the cows fault it has to fart so this tax is stupid.
@B5KDEV
24 күн бұрын
it aint stupid, it means that there will be less cows held in way to small spaces, yes it will probably also mean that cow meat gets even more expensive but with that less people eat it so its better for the world
@kuudere8854
24 күн бұрын
@@B5KDEV you're kidding right ?
@B5KDEV
24 күн бұрын
@@kuudere8854 I ain't
@KERROMEO
24 күн бұрын
“Farmers can’t stop cows from farting,” say sike right now. You can’t be more environmentally unaware than this 😭
@Yak_attack715
24 күн бұрын
The next thing might be a extra tax on meat eaters for when they fart after their meal.
"Thankfully, the climate will improve when we pay cow fart tax." Such tax should not exist. Most of the taxes should not exist.
Taxation is theft. No, you cannot change my mind.
@ouwle6618
24 күн бұрын
Taxation, when done right, is probably one of the best societal toolboxes for the country's progress and development but also for many individual people. When done wrong, it's one of the worst.
@AmyraCarter
24 күн бұрын
@@ouwle6618 ... Okay, sure; name an example of 'taxation done right'.
@yrusonoz5574
24 күн бұрын
@@AmyraCarterI can't find one either
@cheesetomeetyou
24 күн бұрын
@@ouwle6618It's never done right
@KepejasLT
23 күн бұрын
@@AmyraCarter Imagine the world without taxes at all. We would live like cavemen because no streetlamps, roads, paths and emergency services.
This tax is just as stupid as just stop oil protesters. Both of them don’t make any positive change
As long as they can keep using those private jets, right? 🤐
@KERROMEO
24 күн бұрын
Americans when they realize that they’re basically the only country on earth with people stupid enough to own private jets:
Why? That’s natural carbon emissions compared to cars, oil, etc.. we still need carbon for our plants to survive. This will just make food more expensive for the average consumer
@rairotaichou1861
25 күн бұрын
Did you see the chart? Agriculture and land produce 20%, meanwhile transportation only produce 14%. That's really crazy because cars are more widespread and numerous than cow husbandry.
@KingSkrap
25 күн бұрын
@@rairotaichou1861 no I get that, but in the grand scheme of things would you rather have carbon produced through cow farts or through the tailpipe of a car. I’m not for banning cars either but it just seems obvious it’s a lot more natural than cars. And a lot of the agricultural emissions come from the change in land use aswell as transportation and processing of other things such as grain. Cows alone only makeup 17% of agricultural emissions. (Granted a larger portion than many other options, but still minuscule considering butchering a cow has a-lot less emissions compared to a huge factory processing grains for pasta, or feilds being torn apart to flood for rice, creating the same methane gas from decomposing plants in the dirt. We can go neck and neck over what’s more important but jacking up the prices on food doesn’t seem to be the right way imo. Some things that could be banned or heavily taxed that would make more sense could be cruise ships as they produce >3x the amount of greenhouse gasses than all the cars in the cities they visit. For example a cruise taking place to Mexico would pump out more emissions in a day than every car in a major city of Mexico would in several weeks. Just seems dumb that that’s a complete luxury that people can afford to pay more to use, when compared to food which many people can barely afford to pay for now.
@rairotaichou1861
25 күн бұрын
@@KingSkrap I prefer car, because we don't really have alternative for that. We still need teleportation not only for moving ourselves, but transporting goods. Meanwhile for beef, you can eat chicken and it will do just fine. And milk isn't necessary either.
@ThanQAnonYT
25 күн бұрын
@@rairotaichou1861 Don't worry in 10+ years you won't own a car anymore. That's what your overlord Klaus Schwab said. Most cars are now being build with a kill switch that the goverment can switch on at any moment.
@KERROMEO
24 күн бұрын
“We still need carbon for our plants to survive” Bro has literally been living under a rock for the past century
Taxing cow farts is wild💀
I bet all farmers are going to move out of Denmark or increase the products by a few times to make up for it
@ThanQAnonYT
25 күн бұрын
Yes and the WEF will take over most of these lands and then create a food shortage.
This cow has already farted, it just doesnt know it yet 🎅🎅🎅🥕🐡
Cow: *farts* Farmer: THATS 200K BUCKS BUDDY PAY UP
@Drunken_Houdini
25 күн бұрын
Your comment is fucking underrated 😂😂😂
They taxing everything at this point 😭
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism
25 күн бұрын
I only had enough cybercoin to type this
@ThanQAnonYT
25 күн бұрын
That was always the point plus getting rid of most of your rights. Same reason why entire West is being flooded with illegal immigrants. They want the West to be a crime infested shithole (already is after 10 years) and when the economy collapses (10-15 years) complete Chaos will be the result. The people will beg the government to create Order again and in the process they will take away every single freedom you thought you had aka "You will own nothing, eat ze bugs, live in a pot and be happy."
@kittleo3614
23 күн бұрын
bro they taxed my skin, I look like a muscle anatomy diagram 😭
Thank you... 😀👍 Big hugs from Denmark. 💝🌹🥰
This tax in particular is absolutely ridiculous.
@visacard3136
25 күн бұрын
Your not thinking right because if you think thats ridiculous because as in the video it says that cow farts produce 20.4 percent of pollution
Ain’t no way people are getting taxed over cow farts 💀🙏
@leagueaddict8357
25 күн бұрын
Well, farmer 1's cow is farting way less frequently than the cows from that farmer down the street that the neighbourhood doesn't like so he should pay all the taxes right.
@Egg-k7h
25 күн бұрын
@@leagueaddict8357 ☝🤓
The WEF sucks.
We already are in Canada.. ts called a carbon tax
"Dump the cows into the harbor!"
They taxxing cow farts welp time to get some cow farts and sell em
Wait, how will paying more taxes lower the planet's temperature?
@albertamalachi3560
25 күн бұрын
It'll just mean that individual non-big non-multinational corporate ranchers either have to fold, or move out if they can't keep up with the tax. Guess what takes their place instead? The big multinational ones, and the price of that tax is where the consumer is going to foot the bill. Passing the buck, charging the bill. Old hat strategies since even before the British EIC and the Dutch VoC.
@ThanQAnonYT
25 күн бұрын
You think any of this is about the climate? It never was and never will be. It's all about money and getting rid of your rights.
@user-zc2ks7pd3d
21 күн бұрын
@@albertamalachi3560What makes you think this tax wouldn't apply to big companies?
@TheKindMoose
19 күн бұрын
Higher prices dissuade the consumer from purchasing cow products. Since the profit margin is lower, farmers are encouraged to use other livestock, like chicken, which produce only about 1/5th to 1/10th the carbon footprint of cows per kilogram and almost no methane. The funds could also go to tech industries, green infrastructure, public services, science grants, etc. Taxes are very effective at changing behavior.
"We're gonna get taxed for breathing" We're already getting taxed for breathing in Turkey
ALL taxes should be scrapped, but this one is easily one of the dumbest.
@LOLOJOJObus
22 күн бұрын
Do you even know what taxes are for bruh
@kaiseryuuki4098
22 күн бұрын
@@LOLOJOJObus Yeah, yeah...taxes help our government make our lives better in every way because they care for us while fixing our infrastructure and never do anything even slightly bad or wasteful and bla, bla, bla. Or whatever the sheep answer is these days.
@smashberryalt
13 күн бұрын
Mfer think tax money goes to the incerinator bruh
@kaiseryuuki4098
13 күн бұрын
@@smashberryalt Mostly rich corrupt politicians, government entities that cost too much money to be worth it while not doing their jobs, institutions that I'll never use because they suck, wars in foreign countries we have no business being involved in, wars that our allies are in that they don't want us involved in, failed government programs, bailouts for businesses that the politicians and/or friends of politicians have money invested in, etc.
Denmark did it dirty tax so wild 💀
@leagueaddict8357
25 күн бұрын
They wanna make steak unaffordable.
Not fair what so ever.
"Phantom tax" actually sounds better than "fanum tax" lmao
The tax has grown so bad, they’re even taxing cows fart 💀
Its gonna be like that one Episode from Spongebob where Mr.Krabs was changing people for Breathing
This is territory you are not ready for Sterling. Encroach further for Taxman to find you.
I can't imagine paying that much per head of cattle for a "fart tax," but I do know one thing for sure. Denmark is about to lose access to its beef market if this goes through. You can only push farmers so far before they just shut down. It's a hard enough job as it is.
The goal should be to reduce taxes as much as possible. Not create new reasons to tax people. This is why I hate governments. They have no idea when to stop.
Police: your charged with not paying your taxes Person: what do you mean Police:we have you on 4000 counts of farting and breathing
Getting fanum taxed for animal farts is sending me 😂
Holy cow! This is gonna be some crazy beef between the Government and Livestock farmers!
Bro we got Fanum taxed in the beginning
Brooo we fart too are we gonna have taxes on our own farts too?😂
I don't think it's fair
@lotofpain1508
25 күн бұрын
Poor people I the tropical world get taxed for their farms or their lives
Oh No were getting Fanum taxed😱
It's like next they'll tax the methane coming from people's farts
So, no private jet taxes or corporations in crease taxes ?
"This man has brainrot, he just doesn't know it yet" 🎅🎅🎅🐱
Imagine it being cowtaurs😂😂😂!!!!
"Ggs because you're about to be getting fanum taxed" - idksterling 2024
You vill eat zee bugz!
Yes but all the plants fix that… stupid nonsense tax
Absolutely fair! Our farmers are not green.
bro i swear soon we will get taxed just for living 💀
This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be a Farmer and pay extra for cows?
you got the walten files music in the backround while they are talking about farts
if this would happen to be in affect, i wonder how denmark will react when beef becomes more expensive 😂
bruh why does never anyone talk about croatia it needs more attention than denmark
What in the gen alpha 😭😭..
Only the tiny hats could come up with this.
Lemme guess we gonna get taxed for taking a piss
Oh no thneedville is invading denmark 😂😂
@isaacwong380
16 күн бұрын
We will be buying air soon😊
Did you hear that some states have banned those giant circular hay bales?
@joshuatremper5026
2 күн бұрын
It's because the cows aren't getting square meals
"Fanum tax"💀
My dumbass thought he said fanum tax💀
I’m pretty sure in some other place you get taxed if rains falls from your roof onto the ground
Did anyone notice the thumbnail?
In the first Presidential Debate between Trump and Biden neither was asked about their position on cow flatulence. The United States needs to get with the program!
We selling farts with this one 💀💀💀💀
💀 Taxing people over chimney house would be next i believe
This isn’t fair to farmers.
I thought he said fanum tax💀
im one of your danish fans and it great you finally cover our little empire! and yeah i heard of this a long time ago, and i think its justifiable.
Why is it that every time a problem exists in society, the governments immediate "solution" is to tax you?
"fanum taxed" 💀💀💀
at the end of the supply chain of the bovine meat this increased of cost is gonna be waltzed off to the buyer, as it has always been
What was that thumbnail I thought it was about evil cows
Great! Now we’re gonna see angry Danish farmers now!😢
Most definitely should be scrapped!
Cow poop acts as fertilizer, which grows planrs
Shhhh guys, happy meat farm is cooking…
Sweden gonna be greener🇸🇪
Fanom taxed? Hell nah 😂
Oh no fanum has his clans now😂😂
I expected this to happen in India Not an insult, just intrigued of the country
Fanum taxed💀💀💀
This will def help my grocery bill.
@KERROMEO
24 күн бұрын
Pro tip: just don’t buy meat. It’s better for your waistline, the environment, and your wallet.
@person86422
24 күн бұрын
@KERROMEO you mean "beta tip".... no thanks. I'm going to guess you are so weak you can't hardly carry a gallon of milk? I bet you don't call a vegan when you need home repairs, or car repairs, or literally anything physical. I bet you don't call a vegan, do you? You keep eating the earth it'll leave more meat for me.
@yrusonoz5574
24 күн бұрын
@@KERROMEOpro tip: how bout...no because contrary to your belief that everyone should be vegan for whatever reason, people like and eat meat...yes we kill defenseless animals for their meat and it's a good source of protein and it's tasty so if you don't want to eat it or don't like doesn't give you yhe right to shove your measly opinions down everyone else's throat that has the opposite opinion as you
@baygus5615
15 күн бұрын
@@KERROMEOamerican ahh comment
That’s what happens when you let a government go unchecked.
There is too much taxes AXE THE TAXES!
This guy is talking about irl thing as he uses brainrot words, he just doesn't know it yet🎅🎅🎅🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
Does that mean that cows are now fanum taxing?
Why don't they tax cars that we mostly don't need?
Bro never fails to fill me with information I did not need to know
Did anyone notice the thumbnail 💀💀💀
It is 💯% unfair. It would be more fair to maybe limit the number of cows that they could have per acre.
What is the song name in the background? 🤔
so in the future we gonna have the law that new born baby has tax for being breathing😂
WHY IS IT CLIMATE CHANGE