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@M0oS0on

Ай бұрын

Hey It doesn’t work, it just says I got to log into patreon if I tap join for free, what is the server called?

My german shepherd's search history is "where is dad?" "greenies for sale" "how to free greenies" "why grandma not give me more greenies" "how to drive" "directions to beach" "is dad at the beach?" "how to train a pet hooman" "training hooman to give more greenies and take to beach"

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

FREE GREENIES

my beagle's search history would probably be something like: "why hooman go??" "what is work?" "hooman work hours" "how to stop hooman from working" "snoopy looks absolutely nothing like a beagle"

@Trenchofstolenhearts

Ай бұрын

Off topic , whats having a beagle like ? I have wanted one for almost 20 years and was going to possibly look at getting one in the next 2 years. On a farm so barking is no issue for us

@chazz2426

Ай бұрын

@@Trenchofstolenhearts first 3 years of having a beagle is like having a tiny tyrannosaurus, after 3 years it's like having a very sleepy toddler.

@Trenchofstolenhearts

Ай бұрын

@@chazz2426 thanks 😊 I can definitely handle that

@mittenista

Ай бұрын

​@chazz2426 T-rex, I could handle. Cranky, sleepy toddler? That's too much for me. Mine once had a screaming tantrum because dropping things caused them to fall. Apparently, adults are supposed to be able to rearrange the laws of physics.

@Trenchofstolenhearts

Ай бұрын

@@mittenista 🤣 I know what you mean . My 4 year old is unhinged when he's tired

My freshwater goby would probably google “why do bloodworms fall from the sky” “how to stop big shrimp from going in my cave” “is it possible to eat big shrimp?”

@geminity5194

Ай бұрын

i have a dwarfv freshwater goby and his would be "weird smooth creature dropping food from sky, is it a god?" and "how to consume betta"

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

i love it xD

My endlers in my outdoor pond: "When get food?", "What birth control", "what is red fish in my tank?" My dwarf crayfish: "how to hunt shrimp" "why is hooman always stalking me" "how to get to the bottom of the tank" "male crayfish pictures"

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

WHAT BIRTH CONTROL

@Shadow-jk6ip

28 күн бұрын

@@FishForThought birt ctrl

My common pleco lives in an outdoor container pond. She would google "can I eat frog eggs" "can I sleep in a hammock made of plant roots" "best hiding place so I don't show up on camera" "how to freak out my human"

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

omg xD

Okay can we take a second to appreciate how beautiful Chris’s aquarium is in the back?

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

hey thx I rly appreciate it

my cat’s search history: - how can i get more bonito flakes - what are the long eared furry creatures outside - how to dash outside without hooman noticing - tuna addiction help - how to act more dramatic when getting nail trims

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

ahahahaha

I have mutt guppies in a 110 gallon stock tank pond. They would be googling "Where can i meet more girls?" "Yellow tiger mosaic guppies" "How to order live foods?" "How to keep leopard frogs out of my home?" "Why does this giant keep putting their phone in my home to take videos without my consent?"

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

lmao!

My Chili Rasbora school's search history: -Where is food -What time is dinner time -How long can fish survive without food -Does it count as torture if dad walks up to the tank and doesn't add food? My shimrp's search history: -Why don't Chili Rasboras realize there is free food all over the ground all the time?

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

LMAO altho my dwarf rasboras do go eat off the ground

My dwarf gourami has definitely googled “are rocks edible”, that little guy will try to eat ANYTHING

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

lmao! true

-bout to eat ramen -opened KZread -first video is FTR -what a wonderful day.

@redacted3610

Ай бұрын

Me but with chex mix

@4AM-214

Ай бұрын

@@redacted3610 you're my opp now....

@michaelanjlosambo1196

Ай бұрын

Ape together strong

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

almost a haiku!

@4AM-214

29 күн бұрын

@@FishForThought you're right 😳 .

My cat's would be "Why does the human yell when I chew yummy plastic?" "Where to get more crunchy plastic?" "Why won't the human give me the treats in the big glass box?" "Why is inside of big glass box wet? >:C"

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

nice xD

My cat's search history rn would be:" How to win at fights" and "what is my owner doing"

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

HOW TO WIN FIGHTS

@TSA595

29 күн бұрын

@@FishForThought bro lost a 1v1 against my arm and a frog

My male bettas search history would prolly be "how do i get past this invisible wall and get to the girls?!?"

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

LOL

My turtle's google would probably be, "Why did my previous owner think a 5 gallon bucket was a good place to keep a 6 inch red eared slider?" Forutnately, my daughter knew better and got permission to give him to me knowing that I have a 60 gallon tank

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

omg xD

That ten gallon is sold at petsmart, its a sloped low tank. It's actually really nice.

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

ooo

My dog would probably look up “how to steal the shrimp food (she keeps the door closed now)” because she has stolen it twice (not eaten it, just stole it and put it in the hallway) and now the door to my room is closed at all times

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

ahahaha

I made a 10 gallon blackwater aquarium with Peace Lily, Pothos asparagus ferns and some aquatic plants like Limmophilea and Java moss. I’m really happy with it so far. I plan on adding a betta and some cherry shrimp

My dogs: "How do I get these damned aquarium lights out of my face?" Me: Get out of your crates, dumbasses & lay on the nice, expensive beds I bought you... -.-;

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

lolol

What if someone is turning the fridge temperature down/up? My refrigerator is cold but I'm able to adjust it from just above freezing temps to room temperature.

Bettas search history: "is it normal to build small bubble nest?" "Do female bettas like males with small bubble nests" "only fins" "how to fight the betta in the mirror"

I became an axolotl dad last year and the temperature control is definitely the biggest challenge. Luckily me and my roommate like to keep the apartment around 68° so with the fan it's usually fine... but the AC has broken a couple times and I'll be freezing 5 red solo cups and a gallon jug of fish water just to combat the heat constantly.

The "moss" at 5:12 is floating crystalwort. I love this plant -- it grows well for me, it pearls often, and it's not invasive where I live. If you float it gets dense and bushy; if you fasten it down so it has to reach for the light it's more branched. I like it both ways.

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

noice

That tank that is odd-angled is called the Top Fin 10-Gallon Angled Aquarium

My 325 gallon pond is testing perfect all week I’m getting my first fish for it today and after watching the flow of the water for a while I think guppies will be too small so I’m getting a few cichlids

@kearstinnekenerson6676

Ай бұрын

I’m using grow lights for grow tents for my pin the at 4 foot bars and it’s needed. But you can see the bottom of my pond like all the details down to the bottom

The angled tanks appear to be the “Top Fin Angled Aquariums” that are sold at PetSmart. [QOTW: My bearded dragon’s search history would look something like “What's this sleepy mode called?" “What do bugs have white powder on them?” “Yummiest bugs for munching” “How to make beard bigger” "How to train hooman to fetch treats" “Are bearded dragons related to dinosaurs?”]

I keep Axolotls and use a circulation fan over the tank in the summertime. The tank maxes out at 68.

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

oh shoot

Wooooo thank you for featuring my tank! My hair grass is definitely now dead 🥲😂

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

oh nooo LOL

If that library has any books on keeping frogs they should find that, find the right page, and slam it down on the counter (the counter next to this one, so the frogs don't get startled) and teach them the value of finding information at your local library.

I have an angled tank like that, blagged it secondhand from a fish shop that was redecorating. The sloped face makes them easier to look into when they're on the bottom row, and it lets a lot of light in. They have a large footprint - I kept shellies on the bottom and endlers at the top. No idea if they're selling them angled like that now though.

My otocinclus be googling "how to give your keeper a heart attack". The amount of ways they "played dead" in my tank. Literally waiting until I'm elbow deep picking them (usually whatever they're sat on or in like the filter outlet) up and part way pulling them out of the damn water before springing to life and almost jumping on the floor. Damn pranksters

My goat buck searching up things like: How much hay is too much? Single does in heat near me. Why does my human not give me bread, and fruit more often? Does grub hub deliver mineral block? What even is banding, and disbudding.. (iykyk)

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

ahaha

My take is whoever can't keep the plants alive can't keep the fish alive either. They might *think* they can keep the fish alive, because they have their perspective on lifespans and health biased by their own experience - but they absolutely cannot.

@mongguppiesandendlers

Ай бұрын

I agree. I also think most ppl do not research water parameters for plants. They just choose based on what the plants look like and not what they what might work in their water. I had this problem until i researched and most of the plants i was ordering do not do well in hard water, mine is 8.5. I got some guppy grass however and some plants from a local stream and they are doing amazing!!!

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

that's a pretty harsh take!!

My coy would definitely be ordering crickets all the time they go nuts for crickets

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

ahaha

I was looking for a plant like the cryptocoryne for the background of my 14 gallon, thank you for showing your bowl. I have a Betta who would search for "how to get food more than three times a day" My older cat would search "How to get my human to stop putting me on a diet" My youngest cat would search "Best way to catch the flying bug" My Dog "1 Million balls, same day delivery."

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

welcome! nice google search history xD

Aquasoil, Co2, any plant light. Near impossible to kill a plant once you give them carbon.

I woke up this morning (Monday in California) genuinely thinking it was Sunday. I saw your video and said "oh poop, it's Monday!" And I went to the bank on time ! 👍 Thank you for the public service of posting SOOO consistently that you are my calendar!

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

hey lets gooo xD

I'm in that plants group. I have crypts that are barely living or just dying. I ended up going duck weed since that lives. Blackboard algea grows constantly.

@b1oh1

Ай бұрын

If bba is growing you have too much light and/or nutrients. I would check the nitrate levels and cut your photo period to ~6 hours a day. Also make sure it's not getting direct sunlight. Lastly, amano shrimp eat bba. Might want to throw a few in your tank if you can pick some up.

@audrisampson

Ай бұрын

I do have high nitrates since my tap water has ammonia

@b1oh1

Ай бұрын

​@@audrisampson try using something like seachem prime when you do water changes and try to keep your nitrates under 20-40 ppm. You could also try something like pothos hanging out of your tank to help suck up nutrients. I put up a tank at my local hospital during COVID for the patients and that really helped with the BBA because the light is on for long periods of time.

7:18 aquatic for sure. Mystery snails/apple snails can make it up to 5 days on land. I say that’s a start towards land for sure.

My horse would definitely be trying to order grain on Amazon XD

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

ahaha

You should really have a vampire shrimp, in Brasil they are wrongfully called -filter "lobster-, I've got mine recently and I am used to neocaridinas, it's amazing to see both together in a tank climbing each other

I've seen those sloped tanks in PetSmart recently. Pretty sure they were being made by top fin

8:25 No need to run the hook on filter through the fluval, just fill the hook on filter with cycled media from the fluval, then put the non cycled media in the fluval, then the hook on filter is good to go straight away.

I only use artificial plants, because my turtle is the devour-er of real plants. Hahaha, i still get nice silk ones that look really nice and almost pretty real :] I do very much miss my heavily planted aquarium, though I downsized my ten tanks to one massive tank with some fish and a turtle. All my time spent on my ten tanks for a couple years was really fun, and i'm glad I did, because I really found the right pet, and balance for me. I traded all of my fish and tanks up for this very fancy massive set up and I haven't been happier with a set up!

My blue crown conure: “New ways to look cute and attract unsuspecting victims.” I’ve had this bird for all 17 years of his life. He is VERY good at this. I’m the only one he loves.

My sheep, Salt, would probably have a search history of "Alfalfa bales" "What lawn furniture makes the best back scratcher" and "How to take out the fencing around the freshly planted apple trees"

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

ahaha

Barnacles are crustaceans and basically shrimps stuck on their back. They both evolved from a filter feeder but one went mobile and the other stayed put. Not convergent evolution, just very closely related.

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

so cool

Webbed collector, nice name, and epic scape! Beautiful 10 gallon too, absolutely in love with that scape, perfectly laid out! ❤

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

agreed

Missile the betta would search "where do shrimpies come from", "how to make food lady give more shrimpies", "rage against the glass wall songs", "how to make food lady sit and stay, give worms and shrimpies"

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

lmao

Lol, at the beginning i saw the axolotl in the fridge..i had to do the same 😂 i bought a friggin expensive watercooler and had frozen waterbottles, but nothing helped to keep the water cold enough during the heatwave. I took my axo's and put them in the fridge for a day

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

ooo

2:35 Best channel plug ever. I'm not super into birds, but Millie is adorable.

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

hahaha

i had the wendy brown crypto and i had the mature layered substrait topped with sand, and it ALL died bc i ended up knocking over the food container while feeding them and just covered the food with new sand (figured it would end up being like fertilizer?) it all slowly died. Its all been gone like a month or so, so im almost positive it isnt coming back. Maybe I should have a grow out tank for plants and start it up with aquasoil topped with sand. Ive never used aqua soil. I do dirted substrait topped with sand. BUT ive had great luck with amazon sword plants and frogbit. Thoes things BOOM in my tanks. BUT YES PLS do a dedicated video on the lighting and plants things that one segment was about. PLZ AND TY

That sloped tank is the Top Fin 10gal Angled tank. Top Fin is a Petsmart brand.

QOTW - okay, first off, I have 2 cats as well as my fish. Takeshi (black cat with 3 legs) - "how to get fish from fishtank" or "how to escape from apartment" or "how to fit more food in my mouth" Freya (older tortie and super chill) - "how to get rid of Takeshi" Fish (galaxy rasboras and long finned leopard tetras) - "how to make crazy black cat leave us alone 😭"

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

ahaha

I have 2 husky x malamutes. My one boys search history would be "how far can humans run", "Dad said he was gone for only 10 minutes but it was clearly 2 days. How?", "why does my human close the bathroom door" etc My other dog only has one brain cell and forgot how to turn around after I taught him "back" to give me some space, soooooo, likely "wen is treet" and "food now?"

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

lmao xD

12:45 😂 look how sad it is about that. Poor little magickarp..

It’s a Top Fin angled view 10 gallon. Great for Bettas, but hard to find now.

My 9 bajillion guppies in various ponds/tanks would be googling different things. My aggressive male guppy (who is about to be separated again) would be googling “who does this guy think he is? How to fight roommate and eviction laws” The all dude tank would be “girls in my area” And all of them would be googling “is my owner trying to kill me by starving me to death?”

So when are we getting the spin-off series Bird Cage Review?

That 10 gallon is being sold at petsmart and I’ve been looking to get one potentially as well it’s a very good looking tank

I have that 10 gallon angled glass tank. Picked it up at PetsMart. It's a full kit. I set it up with everything it comes with and added a sponge filter. I like it but would not overstock the tank if only using the little filter it comes with.

@haleyburnett5252

29 күн бұрын

Definitely! I had to add an air pump to one side to keep the movement going so far it's doing great and the water parameters are doing good with weekly water changes. But definitely hoping to get a new filter eventually!

my cats on amazon - 1 KG cat nip box , 100 ounce steaks, LX cat beds (so they can just use the big box ) multi layer cat towers XD

My male dwarf gourami would look up things like, "why do women always run away?" And "How to make a blue lady fall in love with me after her girlfriend died" maybe a bit of "best bubble stacking tecniques" too.

Another fantastic video thank ya brotherman!

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

thx!

Worked at a pet shop and an axolotl someone brought in was impacted with gravel. We put in the fridge for a lil over a week and it passed the gravel and made a full recovery and started feeding again. Obviously we cared for it daily, and it wasn’t in a fridge that we use for food or anything😂😂all this to say is that what they were doing in the beginning is very wrong. You should not get a pet axolotl if you’re not willing to spend the money to get a chiller, or have a basement or some other cold room to keep them cool constantly. Not a beginner pet whatsoever😂😂

The fact that the axolotls live in a drawer for putting vegetables at this point they might just create axolotl salad Big fan Fish For Thought!

My Khuli Loaches: "baby pest snail recipies" "How to decorate small spaces" "Khuli loach dancing against glass 18+" "How to befriend frogs"

@FishForThought

29 күн бұрын

lmao!

My bladder snail : How to let my owner know I exist

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

LOL

The angled tank is a newer 10g long tank that is sold by Top Fin as a kit.

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

icic

My rummy nose tetras "what is world record fastest fishy?" "Food dissappear rapidly. Concern."

7:07, Aquatic snails. Oldest known groups are all saltwater snails, some of whom then evolved into terrestrial and freshwater snails. Some land snails then evolved further into freshwater snails, hence why some freshwater snail groups have gills (Neritidae) and some have lungs (Planorbidae-rams horn snails). EDIT qotw: 90% of my search would be gallons liters cm3 (cm x cm x cm) conversions and calculators XD

Man screw the question, I just finished my engineering midterm not even final and the expected average is looking like 30-50%. Search history maybe fish mates or some

Nerite snails could actually live up to 10 days outside of water

My senior Aussie's google search would be all about peanut butter, bananas and broccoli.

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

haha

Java moss is literally the only plant in my turtle/sunfish tank. It's the only thing that isn't eaten by the turtles and the sunfish love to hide in it.

as a guppy keeper i’m pretty sure my male guppies’ entire search feed would be how to meet more thicc go rls” and “how to be more chad and beat the competition” while my female guppies’ would be “pregnant self-care” and “how to get rid of all these stalker simp males” and both would be “how to make the gods feed us MOAR”

When I moved I had to sell my full 6foot tank and I miss it all so much I have to get my "fix" through you

As someone that lives in Florida 😅, an axolotl in the fridge kinda makes sense tbh, that junk probably don’t even get that cold in the summer, cuz lord knows my AC is on all day and it’s STILL 82F IN MY HOUSE AT NINE O’ CLOCK AT NIGHT, AND MY POWER BILL IS $350 A MONTH-FOR WHAAATTTT???? Sorry…😣 (axolotl + fridge)^FL = 👍

I just switch out the media from a well established tank to start a new tank

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

nice nice

More Chinese FTR PLS😂 I came from the vid 3years ago. Thank you for this ep❤

10:09 bro should just get some moss. When I first started with planted tanks I just put some flame/Christmas moss on some dragon stone and plopped it in with some fluval stratum and a filter. I think the first time I tested the water was like on the 12 day mark and I had, no I’m not kidding, 50 ppm ammonia, 5 ppm nitrites, 50 ppm nitrates, a hardness of 300, PH was like 6.1 (and because I had no heater the the temperature was like 65) This moss was for some reason was just thriving in basically poison. The moss is still growing great today, just the best hardiest plant to start the hobby with Imo.

The Maple music is always a bless

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

glad to hear it

My cat’s search history would probably look something like “Treats” “Where are treats for sale” “Bowl empty for two minutes” “What is glass” “Does glass break when push off table” “Why does human pet my tummy” “How to get pet human to stop petting tummy” “Human won’t stop petting me” “How to get more treats” “Where is my human”

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

haha xD

aquatic snails - molluscs and gasropods are REALLY old, and like with most things, originated in marine environments.

Both of my crestie's search history would probably consist of: "how to fling self across tank to scare dad?" "How eat bug through food cup?" "Best hiding spaces to make dad panic" "how use hides?" Then my cat's search history would probably be similiar to this: "how get treats?" "Where treats?" "How do make servant give treats? "How buy treats?" "How get money?" "How make servant stay so can cuddle?"

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

lmao

my oldest betta fish- “can I get sick off of eating the cory’s food?” “am I fat?” “can you eat cory’s?”

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

ahaha

Your best bet would be to shut up a aquarium for the frogs bring it into the library and explain to them to improper husbandry for these frogs that they’re using for these frogs and help them put them in a better aquarium set up that you provided. Please tell them that that is animal cruelty but appreciate the fact that they are trying to have an enjoyable atmosphere for children and adults! Please educate them on the proper husbandry for these frogs and help them set it up

The 10gallon slope tank is a new petsmart thing as of a few months ago

Tastiest bloodworms and duckweed with overnight shipping😅

Happy FTR day everyone!! Wishing all a super productive, super positive and a cool week if you live in an area suffering extreme heat. Stay cool, keep your hands in your tank. Do a duckweed facial maybe. 😅 QotW; Betta Google History: How many bloodworms is too many? Tips for hunting shrimplets Rasboras; How to get your human to feed more live food How to lure the ladies over to the moss spawning area Shrimp; How much poop is acceptable to eat and not be a weirdo Guppies; Tips to look smart even if you're not How to have even more bebes Badis; Live scuds culture to seed your tank Live Artemia culture to seed your tank Live food live food live food! ✌️

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

lmao!!

6:06 Petsmart was selling that tank a month or so back. I don't know if they still have it.

5yo dog: how to get strangers to stop existing in view of my window 3yo dog: how to get strangers to come closer to my window 1yo cat: how to open a window Betta: do i live in a window? 11 pygmy corys: what leaf makes the best bed?

@Frogz_4_life

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

@thatkidmorganmariah

Ай бұрын

How could I forget: 17yo corn snake: how to dig through roots 7yo corn snake: how to grow rattles so my tail is scarier

My cats search history: “why do my parents keep calling me a good dog” “is it healthy for my human to lay in bed all day” “how to trick humans into giving me food”

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

lmao!

Chris I hope this relationship last a lifetime ❤

Hi Chris! I honestly think you should get an axolotl! Sure knowing what you said u might need a chiller but they are SO worth it they usually come up to the glass when you are near them😂

Yay 🎉#1 on my favorite Monday activity ❤❤❤❤❤

I have 2 cats but they have very different personalities. Abyssinian: Why human touch when sleeping? Wat is highest place? How to unlock doors? How to open doors? How to walk no leash? How to sell brother? Cornish Rex: Best games? Best games cat? Best games hooman? Best games to play with sister and hooman? How to get food? Free food? Best food where? Best toys and games? They are menaces but I love them! ~ ♡

I’ve always hated Mondays till I found fish for thought

@FishForThought

28 күн бұрын

nice xD

10:31 use you older tanks, water change water to start your new aquascape 🥰 meh Java Moss is going wild! Just aquasoil, and treated well water~