That first story was insane! Who takes a baby to a drug party? Something could have happened to that poor child and the mother would have been too high to care. Good thing the father rescued her. I’m sure he got full custody.

@snowlapis_

Жыл бұрын

I hope as well

@DashingJet62211

Жыл бұрын

Probably not because of how shįt the legal system is and how it prefers women over men (in custody of kids I mean)

@DashingJet62211

Жыл бұрын

(Most of the time)

@thamthmit8310

Жыл бұрын

75% of this shit is made up

@wolfhowl983

Жыл бұрын

Clearly the mother trusted the baby

I was on tinder once. One of the guys that messaged me started the conversation with me by saying "Hey, wanna get pregnant" Right to the point he was in his mid thirties to late thirties I was 19 Immediately got rid of tinder after that

@natursify8523

4 ай бұрын

Hell no

@Manglethefox238

4 ай бұрын

Oh no, that’s disgusting. Yeah ew, no.

@janetaltamirano4145

16 күн бұрын

Ew and wtf?

That groom who preferred to hang out with his bros instead of the bride, you just know that their life will consist of him going on trips with his bros and leaving wifey behind. And you just know that if she got knocked up by this guy, he'll give her very little help during the pregnancy and when the baby's due date is coming, he'll go on an out of town vacation with his bros to some place where he can't be reached by cell phone so he won't know about the baby being born.

@error8119

6 ай бұрын

This started getting real specific😭

Really hope the dude in the first story had full custody of his daughter

Fun fact the 50% stat is skewed by repeat offenders. Half of all married people do not get divorced. It's closer to 30% for first time couples.

Tinder making profiles from Facebook makes a lot of sense. I’ve seen so many profiles that are just one grainy pic or a meme with a name attached. It doesn’t make sense for tinder, but it does make sense for a Facebook pfp.

All I want from my future wedding is a good cake. That’s where the whole budget is going.

@adamantium112768

Жыл бұрын

It's cheaper to buy cake than a divorce

@snotmonkey357

Жыл бұрын

Like ×1000000000000000000000 from the comment and the reply

@notproductiveproductions3504

Жыл бұрын

“The cake is a lie” -people who played Portal

@beastmaster0934

Жыл бұрын

I just want good food in general, cake included of course.

@svgarpaws

5 ай бұрын

in that case I highly recommend to **not** get a classic elaborate wedding cake because those usually don't taste all that great. get a pretty one for show and then get an actually delicious one for yourself 😎

11:24 The funniest part of that is that the word "frappe," (where frappuccino comes from) doesn't even mean blended or anything, it's Italian for "milkshake." Which, when you think about it, makes sense, since a frappuccino really is basically a coffee milkshake, but still, it should be so freaking obvious it's a play on cappuccino if you actually look at the Italian. So props to her for knowing almost enough to be right, but if only she had done just a BIT more research.

HEY MAINLY FACTS GUY! I've been watc- err listening to your videos for a really long time now (i usually let the audio play in the background while doing school work or playing games) and i just wanted to request that you PLEASE do more horror threads. i think you're really good at doing horror/comedy stuff rather than actual serious stuff. SO PLEASE

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

Please check out Culture Zone channel. We focus only Horror stories on there

@ezrasirman7414

Жыл бұрын

@@MainlyFact yea the ur really good at horror

@Zisn

Жыл бұрын

​@@MainlyFact You should upload these as podcast episoded man.

@xxcookiewafflexx5230

Жыл бұрын

​@@Zisn I agree. I love listening to the videos, but I usually listen to podcasts and so I have the habit of reaching to my headphones to go back 15 seconds if I didn't catch what he said, only for the video to switch. It's inconvenient especially when you're gaming, but otherwise, the videos are pretty good

@iloveplasticbottles

Жыл бұрын

@@MainlyFact are y'all trying to pull a Simon Whistler?

"Does the ac kick in pretty fast? SOLD." that had me laugh

@Elentay_Maple

5 ай бұрын

Sameeee

53:39 You can hear the pain in his voice as he’s saying this I just wanna give him and the victim a hug

@cmpvariety1764

5 ай бұрын

I know me too. He was almost crying at one point I think I felt kind of bad for him. It's okay mainly fax guy, you're cool even if you do cry. You're not less of a person because of it I promise. You did better than I would have done though because I don't really hide my emotions well, I wear my heart on my sleeve so you know when I'm upset. There's no holding anything back when it comes to that when it comes to me. But it's okay, I hope you're doing as well as you can at the moment mainly facts guy, keep being you brother.

The story of a divorce i know of: They had kids an all together but she wasn't happy. Had psychotherapy and finally came out. Thing is, basically she thought good girls get married with children and all is happy since it works like this 'for everyone'. They got divorced on good terms and she's happy now with her new partner.

sucks that the person who had tinder automatically make a fake profile for her got called a cheater when it wasn't the case. obviously can't blame the friends and family for believing so but still sucks that people will forever see them that way

Hearing him get emotional always hurts my heart, I hope you're doing alright man ;w; I love your channel! Your voice is wonderful, you tend to have great opinions on the stories afterwards and your videos really help me focus. I think I've binged just about everything on this channel and I look forward to more videos, thank you so much! 💕💕💕

William W. Purkey “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ― William W. Purkey

@guardianboreal1432

Жыл бұрын

^ This is how I do it, kupo.

The groom who disappeared with his friends the whole party was doing drugs. That’s meth time for sure. If you know you know.

I don’t know what I did to deserve this but thanks so much!! Having a compilation like this is perfect instead of going looking for specific videos.

22:01 bro, their ankles are barely even moist

You can hear... that he is trying so hard not to burst into full on tears at the end of the 2nd to last segment. What the person went through, it sounds like it was written as a horror story, and I hope that with everything that happened, that abusive boyfriend doesnt get life... but gets Death

That one about the kid with the pocket-knife reminded me of something. I grew up in the southern U.S., a place some might call "Hillbilly Hell" I mean, I call it that. Anyway, I went to tradeschool to get a certification and I had to go to a college General Studies class to enroll to get it. So I'm in a classroom when a bunch of other people who also grew up here, everyone's got flannel on, none of them have sleeves, not even the girls. So the teacher passes out these envelopes one day and we all simultaneously pull out our knives to open them and she face-palmed so hard we all heard it. It was hilarious and she just goes "Those aren't allowed on campus. I didn't see them and none of you are to bring those to class again." She was a great teacher.

@auroramichael1110

Жыл бұрын

Zero tolerance should include an amnesty box for contraband. The military does this in basic training, because mistakes do happen.

put this on and got all my late college work done :)

Thanks for this!

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

My pleasure!

Thought it was only wedding videos, got kinda bored n disappointed when it stopped after ten mins

I always listen to mainly fact when I'm knitting and i just finished making a scarf! :D can't wait to knit more to these stories

@snotmonkey357

Жыл бұрын

Ok random guy

@justtherandomguy

Жыл бұрын

@@snotmonkey357 yes 👍 I'm a very random guy I leave random comments too :) My random quote for today is "bread" 👍

@snotmonkey357

Жыл бұрын

@@justtherandomguy I'm proud...bread should be the quote of everyday

@justtherandomguy

Жыл бұрын

@@snotmonkey357 you are very correct Bread is elite 🍞

@snotmonkey357

Жыл бұрын

@@justtherandomguy yes i am always correct 😈🍞

please. do more of these. i love listening to your voice.

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

Will do

@ToastieStroodle

Жыл бұрын

would prefer longer form videos just like this. 1hr+ episodes would make my year! ofcorse please dont overwork yourself as i understand it takes longer to make them

I think you should upload these as podcast episodes man! Also, I like the compilation concept since I play KZread on background; I usually end listening to the videos a few times so relistening to a compilation is fine for me

Yayy!! We can fall asleep to Daddy Mainly’s voice

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

ayyy yoooo

@screamoneo

Жыл бұрын

@@MainlyFact HOLY CRAP! I didn’t expect you to even see this, let alone reply!! Quick! Gotta think of something funny to say! uhm…. How do prostitutes sleep?? Whore-izontally!! I’m sorry. I’ll stop.

6:54 : I can just imagine someone saying “get him!!!!” Then everyone just Dog piling him.

Some of these sound like "You wanted to get married, we're married. Now leave me alone."

@cniknik9863

2 ай бұрын

Ah, yes, the classic "Shut Up ring". Sadly it is common 😔

The dating app one is iffy because your very first impression of somebody you can’t talk to or don’t know anything about would have to be based off their looks, sure you can develop feelings for somebody who in your eyes isn’t a perfect 10/10 but I feel like a lot of it starts with physical attraction through looks on dating apps

These compilations are great! I listen to them to play games to, as it’s really hard for me to focus without some background other than what I’m doing (scrolling through insta or fb while watching tv, drawing while listening to class, crocheting during family movie nights, etc.) so these are awesome!

the mainly facts guys lmade us a comp what a champ

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

is it a good concept or nah ?

@carpickles

Жыл бұрын

@@MainlyFact I want more of these, I could listen to you narrating these stories for a long time!

@cappuccinocapputeano

Жыл бұрын

@@MainlyFact hell yea

Oh yeah! An hour long Mainly fact video!

oh my god thank you mainly facts guy. i needed this so much

Whoa real early this time! Great idea, great comp

These videos are so good I always listen to them when I’m trying to sleep

manly facts guy has taken the step all reddit youtuber must take

Can you do one of these hour long compilations with the truth or dare stories or other party games like that? Asking for a friend

For years,I've been hoping the girl who used me while in a relationship gets a divorce. The two dopes are still going strong. I've seen through videos my friend(They're brother in law) posted.

I worked weddings - frozen cake is gross, it's usually still cold and frozen.

16:53 little "not-so secret" secret I've learnt from watching people with money the smart rich people are cheap. Wants vs. Needs

This intro made my day. I just wanted in background while playing guitar. I love your videos.

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

Rock on!

a woman once tried to call the president over 50 cents (she failed) Should I tell the stoey

Mainly Facts Guy, if you ever need a fudged up mom story I shalt supply.

That okCupid moderator thing was long. But geez the implications were terrifying

that one with the wedding at christmas , and the drunk groom (with bridezilla bride) asked someone to" break him in as a married man?" Hard pass X 1 billion dude. Translated as "HELL THE FUCK NO!"

Thanks for the vids

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

Glad you like them!

21:30 I believe perso amity trumps looks but the harsh truth is that if you are trying to attract a potential mate, it's kind of like choosing food off a menu. If you don't look good enough to any potential mates, they won't give you the time of day. So appearance does play a crucial rule IN THE BEGINNING ONLY. After that should always be personality and characteristics.

@erraticonteuse

4 ай бұрын

I think there is different kinds of attractiveness. If you are just looking for a model you're shallow and probably SOL, but if you just want someone who clearly made an effort to look their best in their picture is, IMHO, a good kind of attractive to look for, whatever their actual features are.

I think the frappuccino freakout had underlying non-frappuccino related causes.

Watching this because my dad is getting married again in may

The ups and downs!!! My faith in humanity has been on a huge rollercoaster…. Geeeezzzzz

During our wedding we. Mostly talked to each other 😂 my husband and I don't like big groups, but about 20+ people came so we just let them talk and meet each other while we stuck by each other 😂

Oh god yes a 1 hour video for at work 😂

Poor people who act rich. My first job was at a car wash/detail center. Alot of luxury's cars bmws, mercedes Amgs,Cadillacs would come in and pay for 100$+ detail and I would get in the car and every dash maintnece light would be on, check engine, low tire pressure and there tires would be so bald you can see the metal. People will buy a bmw and think they are getting a deal without thinking of maintence costs being 3x higher then economy cars.

I like the opening

neat i like these so seeing a compilation is cool

"One person... God stood up multiple times." In context, that typo's hilarious. 🤣🤣

OMG the cake thing! I’m a home baker but I have this amazing cake everyone loves and the key? I bake it ahead of time and stick it in the freezer. 😂 Makes the cake super moist.

Not you spelling ludicrous like the rapper. LOL! Tbh I used to think that was the correct spelling too.😅😅

Hiya all xx grabs popcorn 🍿

@whymustwefight6878

Жыл бұрын

Making some right now

When i was a kid we had some house-skills classes and sometimes would need something like a small kitchen knifes for those. We would just bring them and use. No fuss. No check ups. Just teacher normally overseeing class. Aside from that i would often have a pocket knife on me. Its just handy if you need to cut a sting or dig out a pin stuck in something etc. Those were all normal tools, carried around and used naturally. Its baffling when i listen to crap like kid possibly having his life ruined because he forgot he had a pocket knife with him. No matter how many times i read shit like that, i just cant understand it. How badly you have to fuck up... well everything... to treat kiddos like dangerous criminals lock in prison camp. And its not some "3rd world country" that just finished a war were talking about.

Mainly Facts: swiping right means you like, swiping left means you don't like.

4:38 that was me. They are in tulsa and an excellent cake shop thank you for being cool about it

An hour long video? Sign me up 😍🥺

@MainlyFact

Жыл бұрын

Hope you enjoyed it!

I always wonder how long it takes to put a vid like this together

That 1st story is wild.

Manly Facts: I worked in a bakery, you have no idea goes into all the baked goods you love" Me: Butter, the answer is, just soo much butter.

Like the new intro

"90 percent of opening messages were just one word, hey" Well to be fair, that probobly isn't as alarming as you think. Most people open with that

Unfortunately, it's also a fact that rich people have to spend less money because they can afford to buy higher-quality stuff that doesn't need to be replaced often. This is the Sam Vimes Boot Theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

The latter half of the OkCupid mod just sounded like the adults in Charlie Brown. That man needs to learn that sentences end

Ooooh you tryna make sure I get some good sleep in... Sheesh!

About the dating app thing - the thing is, it is based on looks on there. Admonishing someone who is just looking and taking in the picture and not getting to know them is ridiculous when that's what all the app is about? Especially when people can say anything they want on the bio

Not shallow, dating apps are 90% the pictures, good luck getting past the first impression stage when most immaterial and deeper things that can draw you to someone simply don't exist

Remember guys .rich is loud,wealth is silent

I sleep to this

Dude, how many jobs have you had 😂😂😂

Hello

Actually the 50% of marriages end in divorce, is untrue. That number came from when women were allowed to divorce their husband. (I believe late 60’s/early 70’s.) The real percentage is 30% of marriages end in divorce. Huge difference! 😊

Love learning people i watch are part of the lgbt community and support trans people. I worry sometimes about people I support even, In little ways, thinking I don’t deserve rights.

First?...nope

@parcetfirst4657

Жыл бұрын

The real first comment is the friends we made along the way

@Kami_og_op

Жыл бұрын

@@parcetfirst4657 no...no...NO....Nooooooooooooooo

@ceceelizabeth527

Жыл бұрын

​@@parcetfirst4657*everyone hugs and cheers as the screen fades to black*

@Kami_og_op

Жыл бұрын

@@ceceelizabeth527 S.STOP Pleasseee!!!

I'm a woman and I was an OKC mod once upon a time.

Of course he has worked at a bakery too, at this point I'm not even surprised anymore

Tinder does deactivate accounts regardless of 3rd party softare. someone's in denial.

Holy shit the okcupid rabbithole was fucking hilarious.

21:54 Not immediately sexualizing a potential match helps too… some of us find that degrading…

Mainly Facts Guy with the vehicles the one thing I can suggest is to stick with the most reliable brands & models/engines that are common (also don’t have significant design flaws or malfunctions). These are generally your Honda/Toyota that are the common civic-accord/Corolla-Camry or the suvs that have the good engine code models of the 4 or 6 cylinders that are in the cars for SUV/minivan. They are on the cheaper end for vehicles the parts are generally cheap on those types of cars and the repairs are fairly easy as well.

Can someone explain why just about every title this bloke uploads is grammatically incorrect? It never ceases to impress me with how consistent he is with just making such simple and small grammatical errors, yet speaks fluently with an American accent.

OMG DID I JUST HEAR A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY REFERENCE? I READ IT WHEN I WAS A KID SEEMS MORE POPULAR EVEN NOW number 42

My partner (Female) had a dating app back before we were together and was bisexual that said if you`re a man I`m good with relationship, if you`re a woman I have bigger balls than guys from here

I NEED THE LOCATION IF THE LAST STORIES FATHER SO I CAN "TALK" TO THE MF!

Bro because of this I had a dream about tinder

Just thought of a good Hitchhiker's last thing to say after a breakup, Thanks for all the fish. I know I'm terrible.

...blueberries... in sausage... just no.

There’s a class action involving tinder on that one

Who else just listens while drawing?

Actually Fraps are called Fraps at every place I been to

What's wrong with children?

59:45 *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

16:56 Squidward in the chocolate with nuts episode