"Chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" holy shit 🤣🤣

@sparkfx5874

2 жыл бұрын

Theo has the best nonsense off the top of his head sayings. Like his actual stand up jokes are funny, but just listening to him talk in general is more hilarious and doesn't really translate to a stand-up set.

@beastythunder

2 жыл бұрын

@@sparkfx5874 it translates really well in his stand up Saw him live 2 years ago and his stand up legit made me fall out of my chair cry laughing and his podcast makes me giggle at most lol

Chris looks like a guy who played basketball in high school and still talks about it

@adamcarter4297

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha I saw on his instagram he posted a pic of him playing on the basketball team in high school

@PordanBJeterson

6 жыл бұрын

No, basketball was the right call

@Cheek1969

6 жыл бұрын

sits and the end of the bar in his I'll fitting high school jacket, talks bout how he could've gone pro, promises to help you move...then throws up on himself

@Bubba503

6 жыл бұрын

JohnPaul Cosby lies

@ceceavalos1363

6 жыл бұрын

Fucking great 😂💀

I love how Theo called his coke break diarrhea.

@robertmckeeverii6038

2 жыл бұрын

as he cleans his nose in the next scene.

@TheBrightlightlion

2 жыл бұрын

I always get diarrhoea when I’ve been doing coke tbh

@TheBrightlightlion

2 жыл бұрын

@Gonzo Papers 😂

@phoenixalpha146

2 жыл бұрын

LOL It was so obvious!

@saldiaz176

Жыл бұрын

😂 that booga suga.. taking jacket to go to bathroom 😂

This right here is the difference between growing up in New York and Louisiana.

@nodirbekable

6 жыл бұрын

you mean new yorkers are better at insults?

@mikezayas324

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly, Theo is a great comedian , but got roasted. He hasn’t left LA in monthsb

@rezendogmorales3747

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikezayas324 roasted??? Half of what they were saying was garabge. Katie Lang was his best joke.

@mollymojave484

5 жыл бұрын

New Yorkers are just louder lol

@whereverigothereiam3078

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Louisianans grow up. New Yorkers, not so much ... 2019 and Chris still hasn't had a mature thought in his big head.

“You look like a octagon that’s having a tough month” 😂

Theo just looked he got caught by surprise. And Chris didn't let up😂😂

Theo 100% ripped a line of coke in that bathroom break, man couldnt stop touching his nose after hahaha

Theo: you just said that. Chris: yeah and it crushed. 😂😂😂

i need a rematch this was great, they both had great shots.. theo killed me with the deaf guy who works out

@rhythm9408

Жыл бұрын

and also with bro if you could meet yourself you would hate it

" you look like a deaf guy who goes to the gym" 😂 theo over this hack anyday

@BigPat6521

6 жыл бұрын

Aiur that was about his only good insult.

@christianvalle4188

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad Theo got destroyed here lol and Theo's wack anyway. He tries too hard it's cringe sometimes.

@netwrok42

5 жыл бұрын

@@BigPat6521 "You look like an octagon having a tough month"

@Doorito_

4 жыл бұрын

They’re both good comics why call him a hack and if it was roast battle the so called “hack” would’ve won by a lasndslide

@JuanGarcia-tb7ph

4 жыл бұрын

Hamez sb Nah bro not a landslide. I agree Theo lost this one, but I don’t think it was by much.

Some people are so sensitive in the comment section. And simply don't understand comedians. This was great, it's what comedians do all the time they shit on each other. Plus they're both great friends Chris did Theos podcast, this was very funny! 😂

@danielg.s.8811

3 жыл бұрын

They're just roasting each other lol

@willieschick7315

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!! People acting like this was serious

@uncleiroh4650

3 жыл бұрын

Nah son, Chris definitely prepared those jokes to go after Theo😂😂😂 Of course it’s not serious, but comedians usually go this far when there annoyed at the other person. Clear as day Theo was hella caught off guard

@ianleonard3264

2 жыл бұрын

This is what funny people do meanness is the medium of funny. Its harmless brutality and how excessive and clever it is just makes it hilarious. And it makes everyone tougher and quicker. Listen to patrice ant and jim on the old show its perfection

@russBwright

2 жыл бұрын

People see “vs” in the title and immediately turn into WWE MMA mode

If you could ever meet yourself you would hate it

@whereverigothereiam3078

4 жыл бұрын

Epic line. True to core ...

The Michigan St. helmet line was the best!

I don’t think Theo likes the competitive roast sessions but that goes to show how good of a comedian he is. He can stand his ground even though he’d rather be having a funny and interesting conversation instead of a battle

@lockandreload

2 жыл бұрын

Theo can have interesting conversations, not funny ones

@lockandreload

2 жыл бұрын

Theo can have interesting conversations, not funny ones

@ImBackItsDad

Жыл бұрын

@@lockandreloadyeah we saw both of your comments neither any more impressive or correct

@jbzaddy1980

Жыл бұрын

​​@@ImBackItsDad gottem😂

Chris flamed his ass 😂

@4Everlast

Жыл бұрын

You got to watch it again my guy. 😂 But it was fun tho.

What's better than this, guys being dudes. "It's for safety" had me gone hahahah

People are acting like Chris sat up at night writing a roast about Theo. Chris probably thought about it on his way over there, given the show they were on and he's Chrissy anxiety and Theo was probably thinking about why frogs ribbit. It's just what it is. I fucking love them both.

Theo for life

@juanbillion4273

6 жыл бұрын

For sure.

@MrAngusyoungistheman

6 жыл бұрын

Gang gang!

@MetaLeir93

3 жыл бұрын

Theo out roasted Theo fans cannot comprehend that

@beenrue5672

3 жыл бұрын

This Chris nerd didn't throw out one funny or creative insult but he thought he was killing because a washed up radio host and hack comedians were laughing

@dayra6425

3 жыл бұрын

Chris absolutely demolished him

“It’s for safety you idiot” best line by far.

Comedians are so hard on each other but it's hilarious

Team Theo!

@BigPat6521

6 жыл бұрын

Our team lost, lol

@ifuckingh8you195

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up, he lost 😂 team COMEDIAN

Love this. Should be a whole podcast just them roasting each other. 😂

The Michigan State Spartan head shit got me 😂

"You look like Robert Denearly" Hahahahaha

Chris looks like he smiles thru all emotions 😭

@PayAttentionToThePatterns

Жыл бұрын

Is that a roast? It’s not a good one lmao.

@4Everlast

Жыл бұрын

@@PayAttentionToThePatterns It's funny cause it's true.

Zipper neck killed me 😂

Theo definitely went to get a bump when he went to the bathroom that's why he took his jacket

@BizzareKid69

3 жыл бұрын

And he kept touching his nose after lol

@DixieWreck69

3 жыл бұрын

@@BizzareKid69 not to mention twirling the mic cable around his finger right after too... boy had the freaky fingers going on

@OBS-ip2hy

3 жыл бұрын

Dang I could see that. Them dark arts are sneaky

@sfb7884

3 жыл бұрын

Nah haha more like he was thinking of leaving because he got rinsed

@Ghostgotjokes

2 жыл бұрын

@@sfb7884 nah bruh he immediately started playing with his nose when he came back and this was when Theo was on coke

“You look like a deaf guy who goes to the gym” is the best roast ever.

@opieradio

4 ай бұрын

hilarious

This isn’t an ego thing , people acting like this is a competition or fight...lmao this is what comedians always do, stop picking sides, there are none to take.

Chris looks like the 30 year old guy that still comes to college house parties

Theo is way funnier than Chris. Sherrod and Mad Cuban are radio cancer.

@AbbaZaba00

6 жыл бұрын

All true

@BigPat6521

6 жыл бұрын

He's always very funny, but in this kind of shit talking theo lost by a lot. He's just not ready for this pace of comedy.

@stevenfluitt6935

6 жыл бұрын

@@BigPat6521 pace of comedy!?! Those idiots weren't even saying anything funny but they laugh their asses off so east coast morons think its funny. Theo is way better than anyone in that room

@BigPat6521

6 жыл бұрын

Steven Fluitt you're not reading my comment. But yes those insults were funny, Theo got smoked. He needs practice in rapid shit talk.

@comegetthathitter6935

5 жыл бұрын

@@BigPat6521 yeah, third grade insults. I don't think Theo can operate that poorly.

lucky chris, if patrice was only here ..

All this and Opie is still the bomb in the room.

We need the full show uploaded PLEASE SOMEBODY

"you look dutch" AHAHA!

theo>chris

@BigPat6521

6 жыл бұрын

daveyschneider of course theo gives us stand up. But Chris won this.

Theo wins, talking louder doesn't mean anything.

@ryabm1404

4 жыл бұрын

he didn't even have one better then "this zipper on the back of my neck looks cool"

@mikeyjdoogan2805

3 жыл бұрын

nah chris' roasts were funnier i disagree

@BaconNCereal

2 жыл бұрын

Chris destroyed him here

Chris looks like a pale jersey shore contestant

@rickrocafort1658

3 жыл бұрын

Pale skin Guido.

6:40 "why dont u shave your neck, cut ya head off?" I felt the Theo wrath right there

@rajasreekv7604

2 жыл бұрын

theo got his feeling hurt.... its my first time seeing theo lose and angry

@TheViralWizard

Жыл бұрын

He was tight lol

Did everyone miss “You should shave your chin.” “You should shave your neck and cut your head off.”

Holy SHIT the Michigan State Spartan helmet made me legitimately laugh out loud 😂

I love both guys, and that was hilarious.

Chris rocked Theo

the locomotive pants was actually pretty good hahaha

Lmaooo theyre both hilarious i love this !!

I cant belive these two guys are in the same place at the same time!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"He's a brain Surgeon in Somalia". Hey I'm in Somalia.

Distefano seems like a weakling in this video, Theo took the jokes like a good sport, Chris just got mad and started yelling "shut up"

@justintee3241

6 жыл бұрын

Blake Smith are you kidding lol they both got each other pretty good

@christianvalle4188

5 жыл бұрын

Theo got destroyed honestly lol

@xavi9565

5 жыл бұрын

Chris just trying to bite off Quinn's trademark shutuuup but can't pull it off because he lacks timing and class

@denisbejtja9937

4 жыл бұрын

Did you just watch another video?

@ramonw9430

4 жыл бұрын

Chris's jokes were funnier.

Coming back to this

Love the back and forth

This guy got anything other than a haircut joke

@ryanbates362

5 жыл бұрын

He said "shut up" a few times..

@whereverigothereiam3078

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbates362 And Theo OWNS that cut like a true man. Chris just leafed through G.Q. and ended up looking Q! *love me my Theo

@fibsniper786

4 жыл бұрын

He said “those dumb pants”

@kylemcgill2966

3 жыл бұрын

What a terrible comparison.

@sparkfx5874

2 жыл бұрын

For real lmao. And the dudes laughing at it repeatedly was annoying. Like Jesus Christ that shit wasn't that funny and they just cut everyone off with their loud ass laughs. Obnoxious

Theos so coked up in this 😂😂😂

distefano destroyed theo so badly lol

@TheColdrush22

Жыл бұрын

I love Theo, but holy f. Mrrrdrrr.

@4Everlast

Жыл бұрын

Get the f.... This was like Tyson vs. Fury.

where can i find the full episode

This comment section just shows how many of you are gay Theo Von fanboys and not fans of comedy. These guys are friends going back and forth and it's hilarious but if you can't admit Chris Distefano got the better end you're delusional

where can i see the whole thing

Only time I’ve seen Theo get roasted off guard lol must’ve had a rough night. That watch your back zipper neck line was the KO lol

@rajasreekv7604

2 жыл бұрын

he got his feelings hurt back in the radio.... especially if you look when chris comments about his pants

@4Everlast

Жыл бұрын

That was childish at best. You got to raise that bar son.

Still one of the best videos on the internet

Theo got smashed.

@71sc502

2 ай бұрын

I love theo, but Chris was on a roll here

offense is a byproduct of insecurity

@introspectah

7 жыл бұрын

Oehhh, i like that. Insightful.

Somebody went to the bathroom to powder their nose lol

These comments really show who has more of a teenage internet following lol they’re both good comics and they’re on the same side why hate someone you never met😂

Theo's vibe is indomitable. Dude's such a positive person he probably isn't used to ppl who's only attractive quality is being a douchebag

@Shaner373

6 жыл бұрын

positive? he's always making fun of people. What are you talking about lol, he started this back and forth with chris

@christianvalle4188

5 жыл бұрын

He was about to get smoked by Eddie Bravo for talking shit so idk what you're talking about? Lol

@MetaLeir93

3 жыл бұрын

Either that or he got out roasted. Don't do mental gymnastics around that fact

@decentdude1086

3 жыл бұрын

They’re friends. They went and had dinner right after this. You should Chris on Theo’s podcast. You can tell they love each other. Even gave him a kiss.

@hankriseshill1898

3 жыл бұрын

Bro it’s just east coast shit like honestly that wasn’t bad at all it was all in good fun

This 2 Need a rematch lmao

Do these guys have beef between each other? The vibe was too uncomfortable at the end.

Chris looks like he knows his girls starbucks latee by heart

The Robert Denearly bar was goldennn

Why is this episode not online

Chris bested Theo

i love theo way more but chris roasted him hard and Theos usaually funny weird comebacks werent as good

@whereverigothereiam3078

4 жыл бұрын

Ambushed. Sucker punched and still, in the end won the fight as far as I'm concerned.

@herpallday1284

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Brooks you’re just saying that because you look aerodynamic.

@ImDougDimmadome

4 жыл бұрын

Tamarama Link me to the video that you watched because that’s not what I saw lmfao

@luisnieves1844

3 жыл бұрын

Chris respects Theo. Listen to him on the latest bad friends

@armandiic791

3 жыл бұрын

Theo got body lol

Theo grabbed his jacket all the blow in there lol

Theo cried in the parking lot after this

you look like one of the untouchables 🤣

Obviously we got a lot of Theo fans in the comments here. Chris roasted Theo

@BigL721

4 жыл бұрын

Theo fans who seem to be teenagers who don't get the concept of roasting your friends lol

@user-tu2dr3ny6x

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I love Theo myself but there's a lot of hypocrites in his fan base. They love it when Theo talks shit but as soon as someone throws back they start bitching.

@Tsmanriquez21

4 жыл бұрын

This video changed Chris Distefano for the better

Chris seems like the type of guy who tries to "win" in shit talking by getting more aggressive with it then the other guy then tells people he "won" later on

Theo Von got out roasted that day lmao

@lilgiltrill

2 жыл бұрын

he should have said, you look like a 9th grader’s hockey coach

@lilgiltrill

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same exact thing hahahaha

Chris just buried theo on this one man you could see how he was getting into him😂😂😂😂

theo got cooked up.found himself stumped alot. yall say chris was just louder but even when theo had a chance to talk he could'nt come up with anything good.

@ricejacksonton9750

2 жыл бұрын

@Heffe boom! Roasted his ass! Nice!

God, I'm so glad Opie is off the air.

@williamneyer6718

2 жыл бұрын

Still waiting on that life changing Anthony and Jim podcast. Oh yeah, only the incels are.

@lukecockburn1140

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamneyer6718 incels are probably too cool for that shit

You look Dutch! Why is that so damn funny

"this zipper on the necks cool" OMG HAhhAHAHAHAHAHAH

Chris looks like the guy that marks himself safe for a hurricane when he’s in Michigan.

Comic on campus mic beatings are the best

De Niro in the fan🤣🤣

What is the name of the guy with the most annoying laugh ever? The one with the hat and glasses.

@user-bj9ng9qn3e

7 жыл бұрын

The Mad Cuban. Can't stand his voice or fake forced laugh

@whatwouldnetwork9441

6 жыл бұрын

Dumpy McGee.

@Brandon-tk2rw

6 жыл бұрын

Farty McFartstein

"you look like a janitor got a gym membership" that was the body lol it was done after that

What is this the pick on Theo show ?

Theo, bruh.

I’m lost what’s #7 at lemon tree

You look like Robert Denirly😂

Theo looks like when David banner is in mid turn in the old series of the incredible hulk.

Theo is the only one who is still relevant today just saying

@stooblo

6 жыл бұрын

Eleni Beck bigger than ever!

@MoarMike

4 жыл бұрын

Not really true, Chrissy D is killing it

@strictlycasual765

3 жыл бұрын

How did this comment age? Not well, Chris is killing it, they're mates too

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong!

@errolflynn610

3 жыл бұрын

I would say Theo was in his prime around two years ago when you posted this comment, but Distefano is a name now

You look Dutch, you look aerodynamic lmao

Chris looks like if Frankenstein got his shit together

If you could meet yourself you would hate it hahaha

Sadly, Theo got destroyed. 😔

Here cuz DiStefano is on his podcast tomorrow

Chris is putting on his Sergio Chicon accent here lmao

Theo taking a ski break in the bathroom to try to come up with more roasts

You look Dutch dude. LOL