Theo Von said Bill Burr has that tall aggressive premature baby look.... LMAO

@confectortyrannis275

5 жыл бұрын

i can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jim7771

5 жыл бұрын

Killed me with that line

@craigbillington4540

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking wow 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thinkify100

5 жыл бұрын

That godamn tanned matt damon with joe dirt haircut

@helco2856

4 жыл бұрын

Im laughing

Theo always reminds me of a guy I knew growing up who had a shitty upbringing and terrible family life but still somehow managed to remain humble and polite to everyone he met.

@Maxx-ib6nr

4 жыл бұрын

Well that is him, he’s had a rough beginning but still has a good heart, and for that I respect him

@robertosalazar8606

4 жыл бұрын

The accuracy of this comment is hilarious!

@BirdOfHermes8381

3 жыл бұрын

There was still inbreeding tho, right?

@MrJayehawk

3 жыл бұрын

@@BirdOfHermes8381 - I honestly can't say with certainty that there wasn't.

@Teecie

3 жыл бұрын

Gang gang

Best line was Theo saying "not chromosomely fully advanced" lmao

@bosnianguy420

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr.Tweezy007 I lost it 🤣🤣

@Michael-tg9lj

3 жыл бұрын

I was dying when he said everybody thought Steve ranzizzi died on 9/11

@jasonkemp7224

3 жыл бұрын

than right after that he says“Bill Burr...he has that tall aggressive premature baby look”😂😂

@Philthy_777

2 жыл бұрын

I liked when Burr was talking about Steve's 9-11 lie and goes 'that's the greatest bluff of all time' lololol

@pepssault878

Жыл бұрын

" I'd like too see him in these streets "

" bert is enjoying himself to a level that wasn't allowed when I was growing up" -bill burr

@FIREfreezerPR

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Burt's embarrassingly debauched

Very kind of Burr to volunteer his own head as the main lighting in this episode

@Wholesome_Hans

5 жыл бұрын

got em

@josepajares5684

4 жыл бұрын

I got a six pack from laughing so hard

@ZUIDOVICIOUS69

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is wrong with you gaddammn I can’t stop laughing every time i look at him 😂😂😂

@believeinmatter

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson Tilyard HAHAHA

@clab9041

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like Nosferatu in that lighting and outfit

No one can describe things like Theo Von lmao

@newportnelson

5 жыл бұрын

Burr: My 2nd time in 1st grade Theo: Billy 2-times over here

@ehsanmaqbool924

3 жыл бұрын

Chromasomly not fully advance 😂😂😂

@rawdaaljawhary4174

3 жыл бұрын

I looovveee how he tells stories.

@JonahNelson7

2 жыл бұрын

Literal poet

“Everyone thought he died at 9/11”😂😂

@bananastand-2241

4 жыл бұрын

So glad he said that. Fucking incredible. Burr’s little joke before was good too

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

haha hha yes yes yes

@Kuid4or3

4 жыл бұрын

Is he a Ghost? - No one knows! xD

@iainthadbreakfast624

2 жыл бұрын

At around 1:50 bill says Steve looked at his card. “Lied about it”

@lakshbk

2 жыл бұрын

What was the reference there?

I like how it doesn't show Theo von eating the entire time and then just outta nowhere is munching on the crust of a pizza

@andrikpozos6194

3 жыл бұрын

Naw thats the only part if the pizza he eats

@CHRISodious

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for everyone else to ask where the fuck he got the pizza from? and then he'd reply, "no, i just brings crusts in my pockets to snack on son. i call em pocket poker crust sliders". can't you imagine that being a sentence he would say

@XanderProductionstrue

Жыл бұрын

He looked at it like he just found it on the ground and was deciding if it was worth eating lmfaoo

"Bluff in poker, bluff in court -" incredible hahahahaha

@andresbarriga5305

4 жыл бұрын

It's not my kid.

@bobmaxwell9217

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao “bluff on Maury”

@calvinrich7566

3 жыл бұрын

Is he good at cards? Who knows? Is he a ghost? Who knows?

@ronnieriveros6067

3 жыл бұрын

bluff bluff bluff bluff

Theo never interrupts. What a legend.

@rachellopez6626

5 жыл бұрын

Love him. An angel

@Schlotskers

5 жыл бұрын

Have you seen his Hot Ones interview? At one point he says he feels bad like hes doing all the talking even though it's an interview on him. And he starts asking Sean the host questions half way through lol

@maeganclark2012

4 жыл бұрын

I wish more comedians had this attitude. For me it can get awkward when others get cut off mid story. Like wait your turn and be polite it’s not hard.

@fierystag6357

4 жыл бұрын

Those southern manners baby, gang.

@brendon080909

4 жыл бұрын

(Lol) He's intimidated

I love how Theo spoke the least but we love him the most. Gang gang

@tanneraitken3768

2 жыл бұрын

Anytime someone says "gang gang" I automatically think they're 60 IQ points dumber than I would have originally thought.

@FeedTheTribe

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanneraitken3768 you like the broncos let’s not talk about IQ

@mastodon98

2 жыл бұрын

False

@TheDinoDump

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanneraitken3768 Agreed. Esp when Theo like, whispers it back to them, and their the biggest losers ever xD

@thegingedingo6608

2 жыл бұрын

Gang gang!

Theo takes a slice of pizza out of the box while Bert tells a story about shitting in a pizza box. Even when he’s not talking Theo is still hilarious.

@Robertthebob

2 жыл бұрын

Theo is the man

@edwinvillalobos7159

2 жыл бұрын

AND HE TOLD BERT TO BATTER UP💀😭😭

when theo said "that explains alot" after burr said he found out santa wasnt real in 1st grade😂💀💀💀💀

@LJLewis94

6 жыл бұрын

mike.yy.y MENDOZA had me rolling

@Sublimezilla

6 жыл бұрын

Hahah a jab back for the hair cut joke and the dale Earnhardt Mountain Dew vodka joke

@markmirabella4066

6 жыл бұрын

You can say that after anything anyone says at any time.

@MrDeath10109

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Mirabella That explains a lot.

@tarotlightworker

5 жыл бұрын

@James D explains how his jaded and upfront personality came to be if his love for santa was crushed in 1st grade

Bill is the type of guy who's funny, but you wouldn't want to hangout with too often lol.

@Bucknastyy

Жыл бұрын

Spot on lol

@frankkatsle2150

10 ай бұрын

I think it would be refreshing. At least you would know what's on his mind

@craigrobinson99

4 ай бұрын

Ever

@dustinwest5410

2 ай бұрын

I think it would be refreshing here and there but not someone you want to spend a lot of time with

Love Burr pointing out the “drunk with your kids” lmao

The love for Theo Von in this comment section is REAL! Gang gang for the Rat Kang!!!

@jig-ga

5 жыл бұрын

hips and nips otherwise i'm not eatin...oh wait that's rickety crickets wisdom

@MacDaddy060

5 жыл бұрын

gang gang for the rat kang XDD

@deejay7339

5 жыл бұрын

Theo is killing it lately

@CliffdropChad

5 жыл бұрын

Gang gang, buzz buzz!!

@user-zz6ks9gw7i

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Voorhees hello pot, meet kettle.

Lmao when Bill said Steve has a history of bluffing 🤣

@vinny5638

6 жыл бұрын

bahahaha

@Damprag148

6 жыл бұрын

explain

@AperturePowered

6 жыл бұрын

I can't figure out why but the fact that this has been linked is endlessly funny.

@Gekokujo76

6 жыл бұрын

Theo claimed to be there when JFK was assassinated....say what you will about Rannazzisi, that's way worse.

@nickstortion4758

6 жыл бұрын

Best bluff of all time

Theo is like the kid who just turned 18 and is allowed to sit and drink with the dads now

@MattB_138

9 ай бұрын

He's 43😂 his late 30s in this video for sure.. Bert ain't much older than him

Bill: 2nd year of first grade Theo: billy two times baby

“Yea the beginning was mediocre” lmao

"Bluff in court " - theo von 😂

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

That or knowing the loopholes of the legal system as an attorney are the only way out hahaha :D

Theo's "That Explains Everything" after Bill tells his Santa story, had me SCREAMING!!!😂😂😂😂

@a3883m

Жыл бұрын

Was going to comment the same thing!

I'm impressed by all the love for Theo in this thread. The world is yours, Mr Von!

"What do you guys have against gettin' the cards to the player" - Bill Burr ahahaha!!

"Dude that explains a lot" haha

Makes me happy seeing Theo Von getting on more platforms

@metafication

6 жыл бұрын

Theo on the come up he deserves

@Aiur

6 жыл бұрын

gang

@itsmokesalittle

6 жыл бұрын

onward

@Gekokujo76

6 жыл бұрын

Ive been searching all my life for a hamster rancher with a gender neutral haircut.

@Sicbay138

6 жыл бұрын

Troy Goldsack Try listening to it then bud.

Theo: lets go all in blind Bill: that’s why you’re not good in bed. Bahahahaha😂😂😂

"There's just something about Burt he just seems to be enjoying himself to a level that was not allowed when I was growing up" Bill Burr

"What I'm not supposed to bring that up? It was one of the greatest bluffs of all time!" 😂😂😂

@leoneljaramillo6710

4 жыл бұрын

zack edwards seriously hilarious

Bill Burr is my favourite old man who complains about everything. I love him

@bigeric1030

5 жыл бұрын

Brian Allman “my first year of 1st grade....”. Everyone laughs and says “WAIT. WHAT?” at exactly the same time. God I love Bill Burr!

@bobmarley-gy5tj

3 жыл бұрын

Ik right, " Thought I had 2 10s but I didn't 😂

Theo Vons response to Bill Burr's Santa Claus story.. "Dude, that explains a lot." Lmao

@BuhBaSam

3 жыл бұрын

Still salty lol

@gisellej182

2 жыл бұрын

This was after the podcast interview yeah? Lol

Lol game erupts into chaos and Theo just quietly drinking his drink.

Forget bitcoin how do i invest in Theo Von.

@Ryan_11990

5 жыл бұрын

jon devieon *Voncoin*

@akaSheilaalien

5 жыл бұрын

Get into the Dark Arts

@joshrodriguez6670

5 жыл бұрын

Unavai Lable Dolphin Dandruff and Dope

@d4n4nable

5 жыл бұрын

Buy some shares in Greyblock Pizza.

@MotoBuilds

5 жыл бұрын

@@d4n4nable 1811 Pico Boulevard. On the way to the beach Getthathitter

The way Bill Burr describes the excitement at first, and then disinterest, and actually wanting to lose to get the game over with is *exactly* how I feel about playing poker. The accuracy in describing my own feelings is uncanny

@creationbeatsuk

Жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thought 🤣 it's word for word exactly how I play poker, im serious for like 10 mins and then make stupid bets immediately after.

@Glazekin9

Жыл бұрын

Uncanny? Wtf does that mean

@yeetnasty7703

Жыл бұрын

@@Glazekin9 eerie; weird

@Thumperoo

Жыл бұрын

@@Glazekin9 try this one: 'Dictionary'. Another cool word, uh ?

" you gotta stand up to deal dude wtf" - Theo Von

16:29 "Bill Burr's got that premature baby look" hahaha! so accurate

Theo is the random thoughts i have all day lolol

@quailman8238

6 жыл бұрын

Claybar Entertainment no it isn’t otherwise people would like you and you wouldn’t be bragging about it on KZread

16:30 “Bill Burr. He’s got that tall, aggressive, premature baby look” 😂

Man sometimes I can’t tell if Theo is being genuine or is tryna make jokes. Everything he says is funny as hell 😂

“my thing is just, take the money and get outta here”😂😂

When theo asked if Steve was a ghost i lost it

Yes Theo Von!

@rockstarzee19

6 жыл бұрын

Vibe Chemistry gang gang

@Gekokujo76

6 жыл бұрын

Theo is a poker hitta for sure, boy.

@mostlybros4386

6 жыл бұрын

onward

@Sicbay138

6 жыл бұрын

I wish he wouldn't of been so quiet :(

@johnnie543

6 жыл бұрын

Vibe Chemistry Von bringing that hamp poker face to the table boi 🐭

“There’s just something about Bert He just seems to be enjoying himself to a level that wasn’t allowed when I was growing up” 🤣🤣

theo is the only one who you never forget is a comedian cause hes constantly killin ya

Bill and Theo are on another level . The thought process seems to be the same for both of them ,addlib quick thinking. Loved this! Thx!

@liammccarthy9388

5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Clark love Theo, but he barely said anything the whole time

@kakabudi

4 жыл бұрын

I am from the future, and I have come to tell you Theo and Bill did an entire podcast episode together and there aint no chemistry between those fellas.

@santosgarcia1893

4 жыл бұрын

Simon Hernandez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-kk6ht1id5e

4 жыл бұрын

Simon Hernandez Theo explained that he didn’t know what was going on which is why he didn’t rip Burr like he does with Schaub. They would’ve been great together but you could tell Theo was feeling emotional that day

Theo, youre truly helping me find the meaning behind laughter being the best medicine .

@rawdaaljawhary4174

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Theo's This Is Not Happening story about doing cocaine before meeting Darryl Strawberry? It's the BEST. "Just the quietest cokehead you've ever seen..." 😂 just changed my life and perspective on comedy. Love him so much.

@maxhostetter1912

Жыл бұрын

@Charles Wilson v

14:30 even though pizza has not been seen being eaten the entirety of the show to this point, theo spawns a pizza crust from nowhere

I'd love to just spend the day with theo. Everything he says is comedy gold lol

No one can top Steve Rannazzisi's 9/11 bluff.

@doeyjiaz4798

6 жыл бұрын

LOL Cool J Amy Schumers career is a pretty good bluff too

@vinblack85

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment! Lol

@crunch9876

5 жыл бұрын

What are you guys talking about?

@andremaines

5 жыл бұрын

Somethings burning... and it's not Steve in the towers

@N-e-o1

5 жыл бұрын

@@crunch9876 Steve R. lied about being in the towers on 9/11 or something like that. He got caught then admitted it lol.

Theo von gender neutral hair cut 😂😂👌

@sansde1ty

4 жыл бұрын

Just listened to the pilot of kind and the sting, just started, cracked me up when Shaub says he looks like someone who’s started transitioning but run out of money.

@noone-ss8lu

2 жыл бұрын

you predicted the future. In Theo's new Netflix special one of his first bits he makes fun of himself and says he got that gender neutral haircut

Can I just give a shoutout to the sound engineering finally bringing us to the 21st century picking up specific individuals conversations out of the group. A little after 2:20

Loved watching this, especially since I am a poker dealer. Loved it when they decided to switch hands, shocked the crap out of me. Thanks for the laughs, guys. You all rock.

Theo is hilarious

16:56 Tho Von with the sick 9/11 burn. Theo is low key a really great comic, real humble about it

@frankiemartinez545

4 жыл бұрын

9/11 burn damn bro

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

haha yes. a burn without specifying the truth. a good burn.

@julidiamondlover

4 жыл бұрын

Low key? Nah key, we all know he's a good comic

@9:41 “that explains a lot man” - Theo 😂😂

"Thickish, kinda little fella, probably irish.." omg Theo Von we love you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Theo Von and Bill Burr in the same room ?!

@jamesdelaney762

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Voskanian the world needs more of that

Hell yeah, Theo. Quiet and sober. Gang gang

@mastodon98

2 жыл бұрын

GaNg gAnG

Theo steals every show or podcast he is on

@kroganbaby6163

4 жыл бұрын

@Ran Stanley Agreed. I don't really understand the hype with the dude.

@fluhmix6786

4 жыл бұрын

Krogan Baby he’s hilarious and an amazing person what’s not to like?

@msarchive6247

4 жыл бұрын

What I forgot he was in the video

@lacompf571

3 жыл бұрын

Except his own podcast with guest Bill burr

@zachperez8937

3 жыл бұрын

honestly he was pretty recessed in this video being out of frame most shots and not talking that much. I love Theo but I don't think he stole this episode. Just my opinion though. He had some hilarious jokes and descriptions in this one though

13:42 so THATS how theo laughs 😂😂😂

Bill with the " Tall aggressive premature baby look" 😅

Bill Burr is a gem. Cherish him

@atc

6 жыл бұрын

Truth...

@pts5217

6 жыл бұрын

He is a naturally funny person with an actual honest point of view...so many comics try so hard and manufacture personas. He is a rare gem

@thyde9535

6 жыл бұрын

Luke T you can polish a turd.

@50zezima

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Chapel Except he has retarded political opinions otherwise

@kalebloshbough1551

2 жыл бұрын

@@50zezima according to you i bet your political policy is just as retarded all politics is to seperate the populus like Indian chief said left wing right wing both wings belong to same bird

Dude i started laughing at the beginning and i haven't stopped since. Hilarious! when can u make this happen again??

Wow, a table filled with comedic geniuses and Bert Kreischer.

@aaronswift8062

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah I'm glad someone else sees this he seems a nice guy but not funny at all haha

@a3883m

Жыл бұрын

You spelled Jon Reep really weird.

More Theo Von, you tall premature baby!

"dududududu...." "DUCK, the word is duck. what's the matter the picture didn't give it away?"

I'm now a Theo Von fan.

@Buluntung

5 жыл бұрын

Gang Gang

@kjeezy2990

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Billy Conforto

Fucking love Theo Von!

4:20 He went there 😂 "I'm not supposed to bring it up? One of the greatest bluffs of all time"😂😂😂😂

@jimchaos5246

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the joke there? I know Theo but not that other guy.

@bouchetouche

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimchaos5246 kzread.info/dash/bejne/e6iEubeenZu1Z6Q.html

who the hell would dislike this wtf, having them all together playing poker you'd think it would KILL!

4:10 "Bluff always. Bluff in court." Oh my god that killed me.

Bert you told Theo’s story with Theo in the room

@DopeEd

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly. How fucking redundant can Bert be??

@psychobillynumbnuts1

6 жыл бұрын

Cuz that's the only way he can be funny. Taking stories from other comedians.

@GreetTheSacredCow

6 жыл бұрын

Bert really does suck. All he's got is "Hurr I'm an alcoholic piece of shit - funny, right?" No, Bert. Not really.

@killerkimm

6 жыл бұрын

yeah that was lame.. would've been actually funny if Theo told it himself

@Lamedvavnik

6 жыл бұрын

Relax guys

Theo is by far the most genuine and purely funny person in the group, not taking away from the others but the humility of Theo in the midst of these comedy greats while being a growing legend himself is what makes so many people love Theo, just a wholesome southern dude who loves making people laugh

@whosapickle

10 ай бұрын

I can't believe he's 40 here

This lineup is sublime.. Quality content, for real!

Lmao I love that Bill couldn't help but reference Steve Rannazzisi's 9/11 lie. Of course Bill is the one that does it.

@grungical

5 жыл бұрын

so did Theo Von and because the editing you cant tell who said it first

@billholb1974

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao..saying he died in 9 11! Love theo!

My man Theo Von! Love anything he's in!

The conviction behind bills “you’re drunk with your children”🤦‍♂️ 😂

"She does characters." killed me.

This is version 2 with the corrected audio! Thanks for the feedback all!

@Hatingmeisconforming

6 жыл бұрын

All Things Comedy I was trying to show my dad the video but we couldn't find it earlier.Thanks for the reupload!

@atc

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for showing him!

@Hatingmeisconforming

6 жыл бұрын

All Things Comedy dude how could we NOT watch? These videos showcase the best comedians.

@None267

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you Bill Burr for another session of straight FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@waynehedd

6 жыл бұрын

BRING BACK BOBBY LEE!

THEO VON GANG! GANG!

“My thing is just take the money and get outta here” 😂😂

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

Skip past the game and just rob the bank !

Please do more of these! They have millions of views and are hilarious.

Everything Theo Von says should be recorded for posterity, he’s a true genius

@DennGlanzig

2 жыл бұрын

Posterity is one of them 'tisums, if I'm not mistaken.

@El_Fantasma12

Жыл бұрын

@@DennGlanzig Bro, nice reply. 🙃🤣🤣😭. Theoism.

Everything Theo says its hilarious

@atc

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@mikeb9984

5 жыл бұрын

He can tell you he ran over your dog and it'd be funny!

@pyzelphantom4355

4 жыл бұрын

let me guess its because he is a trump supporter

@para-yw9dn

4 жыл бұрын

@@pyzelphantom4355 bruh what?

@unosheem6210

4 жыл бұрын

@@pyzelphantom4355 Carlos you're an idiot you will never escape that truth

I love how they half-assed the poker explanation. You can tell comics are behind this production

just found this gem, and am loving every second of it!

Hey it's all my favorite comedians ............and Steve Renizizi

Bert "don't worry Theo I'll tell your, what would have been a hilarious story, for you" kreischer

@majikjuggalo

4 жыл бұрын

Bert "My laugh can annoy Jesus and i'm the biggest try hard in comedy thats not funny" Kreischer

@sansde1ty

4 жыл бұрын

majikjuggalo Joe Rogan’s impressions of him always crack me up, just does Disney goofy dog, Bert is always “ I don’t sound like that” 😂😂😂😂😂

@traviskronemann208

4 жыл бұрын

689Twin Tom’s impression of Bert is even better😂

@Blueleaf1664

4 жыл бұрын

majikjuggalo he makes money doing what he loves why wouldn’t he try hard, sure some of his deliveries are over the top but so what

@maeganclark2012

4 жыл бұрын

I love Bert but it’s so annoying he does this all the time. He just needs boundaries.

13:30 Driving goggles part got me. I love this guy

I'm so glad Steve was a part of this, such a great/under-rated comedian. Saw him in Buffalo last year and he was hilarious

@teaser874

11 ай бұрын

He's human garbage

"he's got that tall aggressive premature baby look" lmao

I would love to just see and unedited version, podcast style. Just 2 hours of conversation.

@JoeyJoJoJr0

6 жыл бұрын

100%

"What do you guys have against getting the cards to the player" hahaha

Bert: It's hilarious to Lie to Children while Drunk LOL :D

Theo goin IN on that pizza boy!!

@DopeEd

6 жыл бұрын

gettin summa that hitta.

@vitor3000

6 жыл бұрын

Gang gang boii

@nikorodriguez5086

6 жыл бұрын

He imagined it was that gray block pizza gang gang

THEO VON GANG GANG

@BigfootBilliards

6 жыл бұрын

MyNamesCody "my poker strategy is bluff bluff bluff, bluff in court, bluff on Maury povich, bluff whenever" lmao hes a genius

@t.c.4321

5 жыл бұрын

the whitest comment ever

“my thing is just take the money and get outta hear” 😂😂😂

I love everybody at the table great show!

Theo is the most paternal person in the room. I absolutely LOVE him.

everything theo says is gold