Missed opportunity to say "you'll never know till ya yanket"

@vishalkanojiya3002

2 жыл бұрын

Damn😂😂😂

@Newnewrom

2 жыл бұрын

@japulus ?/10

@djneonreaper4990

2 жыл бұрын

@japulus what about the other 4 points

@microwave856

2 жыл бұрын

@@djneonreaper4990 they’re under the blanket

@allanwalsh95TSV

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 kudos 👌

Where can I get the? I’m asking for a frie-, me. I’m asking for me

@GodOfFeesh

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a ray williams quote?

@DLorenzo.DB07

2 жыл бұрын

@@GodOfFeesh yes

@cynical4092

2 жыл бұрын

Dont we all want one?

@mattpassos5689

2 жыл бұрын

@@GodOfFeesh i thought it was quagmire

@GrimyDuck-dz5dg

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen 🏅

“Let’s watch a scarlet Johansson movie” 😂😂😂😂

@buddy5318

5 ай бұрын

Ay Peter ain’t wrong tho she kinda bad

@mr.cheese6631

4 ай бұрын

@@buddy5318especially as Natasha Romanoff

@ZeeloBk1

4 ай бұрын

Lmfaooooooo

@Kermit_the_frog_with_an_AK47

2 ай бұрын

Lmafo

@CrackHeadHuntersPharmacist

2 ай бұрын

Yes sir!🤗

The fact the blanket doesn’t move when you move your hands while *petting the chicken* makes it an incredible product.

@Tony_Baloney_69420

5 ай бұрын

"Petting the chicken" 💀💀💀💀💀

@dimitribottjen2495

5 ай бұрын

Ah, that's a nice chicken...

@Amber-_-514

5 ай бұрын

It’s just a tiny little chicken

@lyger_playz

5 ай бұрын

​@@Amber-_-514hello another trans-bi :3

@totesmcgoats7094

4 ай бұрын

dude what?@@lyger_playz

Bet quagmire was the 1st one to order a Yanket 😂😂😂

@alammelayuu

7 ай бұрын

He don't need.. he could do open public

@superdavidss

7 ай бұрын

GIGITY GIGITY GOO

@stephen_fin

7 ай бұрын

Bet he also watched your mom while using it

@hangingontheWildside

7 ай бұрын

he doesn’t need a yanket, he needs a far bigger one. called the funket or something. cause if you actually knew quagmire, you’d know he is not going to masturbate to satisfy his needs…

@WholeWhiteBaby

7 ай бұрын

Can't find them on Amazon...

"What's going on under that blanket?" Tax fraud

@mynameisnotzelda1212

2 жыл бұрын

You’ll never know until you yanket

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisnotzelda1212 nice copy paste (cp)

@AAJillSandwich

2 жыл бұрын

The IRS always knows

@cavareenvius7886

2 жыл бұрын

The worst crime ever.

@mosgoman

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent that is not what cp stands for 😰

all the men were smiling in this commercial lmfao

@sparkybig9799

7 ай бұрын

Oh my gawd zaddy I just wanna be your yanket so bad right now

@omsh6000

6 ай бұрын

@@sparkybig9799the hell

@omsh6000

6 ай бұрын

@@sparkybig9799 you are sick in the head

@TheOriginalNyxie

6 ай бұрын

Not the cop

@HATER941

6 ай бұрын

First off, no. Second, there's a down bad individual who's trying to fuck the entire comment section. If u see this person, be on your guard

I think the colour of blanket will fade away gradually 🤣🤣

@-Haskel

7 ай бұрын

Nah, they’d end up signifying relationship status

@kingkj664

7 ай бұрын

​@@-Haskel na it would just shatter if you'd drop it like when Chris had his problem with "entering himself"

@Ocramz

5 ай бұрын

he knows from experience

@StevenDaze

4 ай бұрын

Red to Pink... Pink to a Lighter Pink... and so on

@TSG042

Ай бұрын

Pyramid scheme. Makes you buy another.

“Let’s watch a Scarlett Johansson movie” Plays sing

@zestydev_

2 жыл бұрын

Even better

@zestydev_

2 жыл бұрын

@Arawashi Pilot Oniiko what

@juliannaolver733

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@giolingad74

Жыл бұрын

I could play Lost in Translation

@batt3ryac1d

Жыл бұрын

No no play that one where she gets nakey

"Hey what's going on under that blanket?" * pulls out bomb *

@therealmattdamon5161

2 жыл бұрын

This doesn’t make sense

@connor9575

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealmattdamon5161 how doesn't it?

@coolguyvideos599

2 жыл бұрын

@@connor9575 then boom

@OcEaNmAnTaKeMeByThEhAnd

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealmattdamon5161 He's wearing the yanket, obviously looking like he yanking, then when someone asks "What's going on down there?" he pulls out a bomb, instead of yanking.

@SnowingNapalm

2 жыл бұрын

"just massaging my missle sir ... uh i mean you'll never know "🤣

Chris is the first customer 😂

@Nahnbie2223

28 күн бұрын

*Quagmire

Clinching his teeth; nothing, watching a Scarlet Johansen movie. 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YoDom

6 ай бұрын

Perfect occasion for a Yanket!

@alex_thegreatt07av71

6 ай бұрын

He said lets watch

Should have called it the Tuggie™️

@user-tr2mb4xs7i

2 жыл бұрын

No

@greif1779

2 жыл бұрын

The jacket

@coleparker11

2 жыл бұрын

@@greif1779 oh. my. God.

@benji9107

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a competing product

@iidoughnutholes3087

2 жыл бұрын

@@greif1779 OHHHHH

Scarlet Johansson movie? Perfect choice

@Isaac_Stuart

2 жыл бұрын

the only person he should do it to is his wife

@OldWorldJewels

2 жыл бұрын

@@Isaac_Stuart okay?

@SizzlyPK

2 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@varunmehta5627

2 жыл бұрын

Don Jon 😏

@SizzlyPK

2 жыл бұрын

@@varunmehta5627 Under the skin 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Peter is making business moves 😂😂😂

Should have called it the Wanket

@nicholasoconnell7732

6 ай бұрын

Nah, in the USA it's

@stageactstudios

6 ай бұрын

"Get yourself the Yanket so you can Wank it today"

@thepsychicspoon5984

6 ай бұрын

Americans don't use the term wank.

@stageactstudios

6 ай бұрын

@@thepsychicspoon5984 I mean we can, I do at least. Wanker is fun to say

@Neonblue84

6 ай бұрын

or Manket= masturbation blanket

Literally saying "masterbate" was approved for network television. What age of censorship are we living in?

@fnutek3720

2 жыл бұрын

??? Autist

@mtndude96

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingforalaugh77 yeah my point is they censored it in this clip

@kadenw968

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername

2 жыл бұрын

@@butitsbassboosted Yea. They once deleted my comment for saying ‘thanks’

@dogshit5593

2 жыл бұрын

@@BroKZreadRuinedMyUsername Lol same except mine happens alot more often. Thought it was a bug

The guys' faces as they wear the blankets 😂

“Sir, why are your arms and shirt shaking?”

“Thanks for getting me this! Let’s go to the park son!”

Stewie put a Yanket on Chris bc he was just doin it out in the open

@johncenabird7602

2 жыл бұрын

That’s gold

@octobsession3061

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, stewie would become his the yanket

SHOULA BEEN CALLED THE WANKET

@aimeebrown-borges

2 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment.

@IndependentVictor

2 жыл бұрын

Too obvious

@ragtag369_

2 жыл бұрын

Yank is the same as wank

@coleparker11

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the knock off EU version

@metalswifty23

2 жыл бұрын

@@coleparker11 Somehow Americans can't help but find a way to be critical of European countries for literally no reason, when they're not mentioned at all. Absolutely wild. Oh, and I'm not sure you're aware, but the term "wank" originated in a country that isn't in the EU.

Your real hands going to town! I felt that

I really thought Peter was going to scream at the camera to go away... then I remembered he's a freak 😅

We need this on Shark Tank

@mvl71

6 ай бұрын

*Shark Yank

@jonathantrauner3742

6 ай бұрын

​@@mvl71😂Shark Yank

@ProtoAlpha

Ай бұрын

​@@mvl71 ha ha

@FoursWithin

Ай бұрын

Can't wait to hear the sales pitch

Best Advertising ever 😂

Pee wee Herman needed this

Chris Griffin’s favorite blanket.

@xinpingdonohoe3978

Ай бұрын

Just imagine all the boys at his school going in with one, and the teachers think it's some pink fundraiser.

“Let’s watch a Scarlett Johansson movie” 🤣🤣

@tripleog0727

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@giolingad74

Жыл бұрын

I could play Lost in Translation

@colamations5066

Ай бұрын

*proceeds to put on the SpongeBob movie*

"Hey What's Under That Blanket" "You'll Never Know" 😏

Me: *buys one for each homie* it’s time men

The mouth movement is so well animated that anyone can read his lips and realize what he's saying 😂🤣

The Yanket, the Wanket, the Tuggie, all excellent names

“So how inappropriate do you want to make this blanket?” Peter griffin: yes.

@Coopdog0108

2 жыл бұрын

Well no sh!t it’s an adult rated show

@memorandum740

7 ай бұрын

​@@Coopdog0108we wouldn't have known that unless you explained, thanks

What are you doing? Yanking it 😂

I went online shopping and searched for this and there is one like this 😊

"Let's watch a Keanu Reeves movie."

@hypnoticskull6342

2 жыл бұрын

True

@DeinmuddaGaming

2 жыл бұрын

🤨📸

@tripleog0727

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@blazenglory7493

2 жыл бұрын

Breathtaking

@thesolarwarrior1060

2 жыл бұрын

Who’s keanu reeves (and scarlet johansen)?

"What's the purpose of those han---OoOOOoOhhh. I see"

@safaeeljaafari4048

Жыл бұрын

69 likes 💀😭

@HarmonyOC

7 ай бұрын

​@@safaeeljaafari4048not anymore😂

Basically me at the barbershop... you heard me.

Peter is an actual genius at times

The yanket is perfect for sitting next to your crush at the lunch table.

I'm watching a scarlett johansson movie😭😭💀💀

@chronicthingz

2 жыл бұрын

Which one 👀

@ovdhvdh1355

2 жыл бұрын

@@chronicthingz home alone 3

@someone7340

2 жыл бұрын

no you're watching family guy clips

@Leatherface123.

2 жыл бұрын

Need a yanket?

I refuse to believe Lois would willingly act in this ad

It’s the guy from Fortnite 😮😮

THIS SENT ME LMFAO IM FLYING 😭😭😭😂😂✈️🚀📈

Should've called it the jacket

@michaelkelly3501

7 ай бұрын

Those are already invented

“Yay! Everybody’s happy! I love this FAMILY!!!!!!!”

Need this asap on shark tank

*"I'll take your entire stock"*

Ya know, that's actually kinda smart

"Let's watch a Scarlet Johansson movie" 😂😂😂🤣🤣

How can the internet be more censored than a network show? I mean it’s the internet.

I think my friend…um um Johnny….. um mhh Table, Johnny Table ..me I mean My friend Johnny Table would like one.

@basikgirl9983

2 жыл бұрын

Is this a That 70s Show reference? 😄

@mariogonzalez5107

2 жыл бұрын

@@basikgirl9983 it sure is! 😆

@basikgirl9983

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariogonzalez5107 love that show

Lol I need that😂😂😂

@DailyGriffins

2 жыл бұрын

The only place I’ve seen it is on Amazon I’ve linked it as pinned comment it’s expensive though😂

Its the police officer for me; "hey whats going on under that blanket?" 😂😂😂😂

"What's under that blanket ?" You don't wanna know . Unless ....😂

Why would you censor the word masturbate?

@L3g0m4nn

2 жыл бұрын

Because youtube fucking blows massive donkey balls. Even stricter censoring than actual network tv. Fucking annoying.

@obitosimp9803

2 жыл бұрын

Idk

Ffs the scarlet Johansson line 😂😂😂

I want that😂

My face hurts after laughing so much .

shoulda called it the Wanket

"And wait there's more" Feels like I'm watching an ads on a shopping channel.

The fact Lois went along with this gets me 💀

I come back to this 6 months later and understand what word is blanked out

This gave Johnny Sins so many more jobs

"The Yank it" brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

The "but wait there's more" sold me.

An incredible idea!!

This is basicly when you go on the hub without add block

Cop: Hey what's going on under that blanket Peter: You'll never know Cop: *lifts Yanket* Also cop: 👁👄👁

When the blanket gets up and walks away you’ll know why 😭

that guy at the stadium was really enjoying it

A device every man deserves and needs

@damoji5332

7 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself

@BrooklyFire

6 ай бұрын

Women too. Nomally I just use a normal blanket

Lowkey feels like there making fun of the thneed from the the Lorax 😭😂

“Let’s watch a Scarlett johansson movie” Bro that scared me…

I love the bit so much because the mere knowledge of what a yanket is renders it pointless lol

Oh nice i can wear that while watching your videos 😂

@DailyGriffins

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I could actually seeing this being made today

@dukeofwisdom9118

2 жыл бұрын

And the best part is that this was a success for Peter financially

You will never know what’s happening under the yanket 🤫

they really censored the word „masturbate“ 😂

People are censoring masturbate now? How pathetic.

@epic.6608

2 жыл бұрын

The algorithm

@L3g0m4nn

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck youtube man, every decision this platform makes, every update is fucking garbage. I

If you have to censor it, don't show the clip.

@L3g0m4nn

2 жыл бұрын

Its so fucking dumb, especially because it was aired uncensored on fucking tv. Why does it need to be censored now? Fucking youtube

I didn't knew the bluried word until I saw the clothe lolololol

When I first saw this episode when i was younger I never got the joke until a few months ago and oh my god this is legendary

Every male: *quickly buying one*

“Gimme that yanke-“

The way Peter looked at the camera

Let's watch a scarlet Johnson movie U mean home alone?

Lmao, almost some of ads I watch in TV actually like this

@cristianestrada5381

2 жыл бұрын

What does almost some mean?

@zainal9775

2 жыл бұрын

@@cristianestrada5381 I don't know💀 Why don't you ask your teacher?

Missed opportunity to call it a Tuggie

I NEED THAT LOL

Ok, after being in the navy attached to the Marines, the military could use this.

Imagine using this at school 😂😂

@iamzedudeyouknowwhatiemean

2 жыл бұрын

As a teacher💀💀💀

@coleparker11

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamzedudeyouknowwhatiemean LMAOOO

“Hey what’s going on under that blanket “ *PULLS OUT A FREAKING NUKE*

They word that starts with m and doesnt fully say is mastunbatinf

Us married men know about this

How come you censor the word “masturbarte”?

The taney move till he polloi 🤣🤣🤣🐓🐔

The way he says "let's watch a Scarlett Johansson movie" with a mean look and voice got me 😅😅

If one more person takes a clip from family guy and censors it…

@bruhmomentum3443

2 жыл бұрын

Its extremely annoying i know