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@michaeleggimann106

16 күн бұрын

Yay square space. A patron to many of my favorites

Rest assured the KK sisters did as much actual writing on this book as one would be able to credit a keyboard when typing out a grocery list.

@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t

16 күн бұрын

I mean, they get all the credit for the way they look when it was plastic surgeons who did all the work, so this is right in their wheelhouse.

@xidarian

16 күн бұрын

You'd assume that but why hire such a shitty ghost writer?

@rubytiger13

16 күн бұрын

​@@xidarian the bimbos probably used ai ounce they found out all they had to do was mindlessly spread their plastic cheeks and sheet all over their keyboard to get a "novel"

@Wineoclockbookworm

16 күн бұрын

​just a wild guess but maybe because they have no taste?

@rubytiger13

16 күн бұрын

@@Wineoclockbookworm and no brains

I forgot this book existed. It has a *sequel* too.

@fearjunkie

16 күн бұрын

OH GOD.

@rubytiger13

16 күн бұрын

​@@fearjunkieAI has gone to far

@vamsiampolu8438

16 күн бұрын

I would watch a show where the two of you critique a terrible book

@cbob213

15 күн бұрын

@@vamsiampolu8438that’s what this is. Why do people still equate things to old tv shows lol

@samuelleask1132

15 күн бұрын

😮😮😮

"Don't you know, my family is very, very, very important, therefore I matter." That pretty much says it all... 😂😂😂

@recon_fpv

16 күн бұрын

^self-important

These celebrities were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think whether they should.

@skylark7921

16 күн бұрын

Honestly maybe invert the quote. They were so focused on it they *should* sell a book, they didn’t stop to wonder if they actually *could* make anything worth reading

@smuu1996

16 күн бұрын

@@skylark7921 Eh, those ghost writers sometimes do a good job, sometimes they don't...

@tomascorona71

8 күн бұрын

@@hannahbrennan2131 nice reference to doctor Malcolm.

@rangerstedfast

3 күн бұрын

Clever girl...

I like to think the sentence cadence is fucked because Kendall would write half a sentence and then pass it to Kylie to finish the sentence. (They definitely had a ghostwriter and did not write a syllable if this book.)

@rubytiger13

16 күн бұрын

Probably used AI as even the most brainless of the world can smear their unwashed cheeks across a keyboard and get a novel

@notyourdad

16 күн бұрын

@@rubytiger13 Give an AI a short summary for a story and a structure to follow and it will give you a very solid outline. Prompt it to write scenes based on that outline and it will produce better work than this.

@rubytiger13

16 күн бұрын

@@notyourdad so your saying that anyone with even the lowest functioning down syndrome could use AI to make a better story

@EvelyntMild

14 күн бұрын

Their ghost writer was Maya Sloan. Never heard of her, but google says she's an award winning author. I'm convinced that award was for perfect attendence in middle school. Dotdotdot

@notyourdad

12 күн бұрын

@@Midori_Seabreeze This book came out a decade ago.

This certainly raises my confidence that I am not as incompetent as I thought.

@swordablaze9259

15 күн бұрын

Ikr! 😂 it's also quite alarming that a professional ghost writer would churn this out. I'm not sure how surprised I am that the publishing house's editor(s) let this through...

@mEmory______

15 күн бұрын

It does tge opposite fir me. Am i doing this bad???? 😰

@KarlKristofferJohnsson

5 күн бұрын

​@@mEmory______ I'm sure you don't.

@MrWepx-hy6sn

5 күн бұрын

Same, like listening to Dan reading this and looking at my own shit actually boosts my morale

@Slipfish

2 күн бұрын

@@swordablaze9259 They let it through because they knew the names attached would make it sell more than tens of thousands of well written novels did.

Each sentence has exactly six words. This makes the book quite monotonous. Reading out loud would catch it. But if you don't you don't. Then you're stuck with this shit. Like reading bullet points off slides. The same cadence all the time. Not a single hint of variation. It gets boring after a while. Sounds like a constant sine wave. You wish they did something else. Made some music with their language. But no, we can't have that. You get six words per sentence. No more, no less, always six. Books shouldn't be written like this. But sadly they are some times. It's very very very very bad.

@Sweetheartstoryreviews

12 күн бұрын

@@MasterHigure The fact that you managed that was impressive. See? I couldn't even do it.

@MasterHigure

11 күн бұрын

@@Sweetheartstoryreviews It did take quite some effort. But you get used to it.

@generalbradley6421

2 күн бұрын

Lmaoo

They are genuine inspirations! They have shown that you don't need skill or talent to get your novel published. You just have to be famous and have lots of money.

@JoeAuerbach

16 күн бұрын

Not entirely true. You can self publish without talent OR fame. I certainly did it!

@rubytiger13

16 күн бұрын

And with AI all you have to do is spread your unwashed cheeks and render your keyboard brown to get a novel of this calliber

@drewtheunspoken3988

16 күн бұрын

@@JoeAuerbach I haven't read your work, but I'd be willing to bet it's 10X's better than the overpriced toilet paper those girls put out.

@swordablaze9259

15 күн бұрын

Yeah, it's either talent or already famous that trads seem to go for. The famous don't have to be talented - just bring an almost guarenteed audience to the table. Self publishing is an entirely different game and more or less anyone can publish this way.

@AkaSora96

14 күн бұрын

Hell, you don't even need to actually write it

I think the most I've done is about 46 hours. I know I've never broken 50. But yeah, it's weird to feel c o g n i t i v e b r e a k d o w n in real time

@chrisnorris1987

15 күн бұрын

In the Ultrarunning community, there are people hitting well over 100 hours at last man standing races, and other long format races. I've raced 60+ hours a couple of times and can confirm it's very psychedelic. Reality fades to waking dreams.

@EvelyntMild

14 күн бұрын

I hit about 72 hours once. The shadow people seemed nice enough, but I could never quite hear what they were saying...dotdotdot

@AndrewThoesen

14 күн бұрын

I've done 43 hours without sleep and it is indeed trippy. Would not recommend.

@meikusje

13 күн бұрын

​@@chrisnorris1987 I watched a video a while back of someone doing an ultra marathon and he had a 'spotter' (can't recall exactly what it was called, but someone who ran with him for bits at a time). At some point near the end, he would just be asking the spotter 'are you seeing that too?', 'is this really there?' and other stuff like that. It's a wild 'hobby', that's for sure!

@kamranm946

11 күн бұрын

@@chrisnorris1987 some ultrarunner (I think Courtney Dauwalter?) made a shirt with pictures of a bunch of her hallucinations, but I can't find it now

Seems like a clear case of "Editor and publisher didn't want to piss off celebrities"

@thecrispymaster

16 күн бұрын

More likely a case of "we're going to pay our ghost writer so little that they'll have to put the whole thing together in two weeks to make in any way economically viable for them".

@takanara7

16 күн бұрын

It's more like "This is guaranteed to sell regardless of quality so why bother spending money editing?"

Those girls' literacy was formed in the texting age. You know their editor spent a 40-hour week just red-lining all the mistaken uses of there/their/they're. The second full week was devoted only to making sure the book HAD punctuation.

8:44 can confirm this is a conversation you would have with your Uber driver in Boston while driving past a construction site. "Yeah, you hear 'bout that guy got killed here last week? Ton of bricks fell on him, killed instantly"

@WankiTank

5 күн бұрын

I read that in Bill Burr's voice (thank you auto correct for changing it into bill butt)

Well, of all people that could've written a sci-fi novel, these two surely are the last i would ever have expected it from.

@billyalarie929

16 күн бұрын

Well, you were right!

@pRahvi0

16 күн бұрын

Evidently, they were about the last who ever should have.

@jamesmacleod9382

15 күн бұрын

Hell is freezing over.

@siisti81

15 күн бұрын

nah cuz they still haven't, so you're good

@IAteFire

15 күн бұрын

They couldn’t do it, which is why they hired a ghostwriter to do it for them!

The drop in quality from the prologue (which wasn't terrible) to the actual chapters (which were quite terrible) is staggering.

@WankiTank

5 күн бұрын

same thought! I was like, oh but... this is entertaining. but man, the middle chapter.

The thing that baffles me is the co-author. Because if this was just them, I get it. It absolutely reads like a first story. Ask any author published today, and the first thing they wrote reads like this, or worse. I shudder to think of my first book being seen by anyone, ever. But most people spend a good 5-10 years learning before we actually publish anything. Most of us face adversity and failure and rejection. We persist. And that hones us. Now imagine being guaranteed a deal on the very first thing you write, because it will sell. Skipping the line. And in the process, hobbling yourself.

72 hours? If I miss sleep one night I feel like an absolute crackhead.

As someone who was once up for a week straight without chemical assistance, can confirm you start to hallucinate a couple days in. Can not recommend.

@dewed1487

16 күн бұрын

Go on, give us some stories!

@Raikeran

16 күн бұрын

what happened?

@swordablaze9259

15 күн бұрын

Woah! What happened? How and why were you up so long?

@pippaschroeder9660

6 сағат бұрын

Dang hope your taking care of yourself and getting the sleep you need now

This book makes Wizard'sFirst Rule look like Memory of Light 😆

@dndn-sc7qg

16 күн бұрын

Lol. Tbf I don't think first rule is that bad, I recently read it and found it to be ok.

@xidarian

16 күн бұрын

I don't think wizards first rule is that badly written it's just ham handedly misogynistic and gross.

@jackwriter1908

16 күн бұрын

​@@xidarian i mean you could consider these qualities as bad, if you don't like reading that kind of thing...

@mpnothanks

16 күн бұрын

Goodkind did seem like a massive tool, but I did end up finishing the last of the 26 books last month and I found it entertaining enough. I had the good fortune of reading that first before Wheel of Time, which I’m on now.

@JC-qp8hj

16 күн бұрын

@@mpnothanksit was entertaining when I was 15. I remember thinking Temple of the Winds was awesome. But now that I’ve read a lot more I can see just how derivative Goodkind was to the point of almost outright stealing. Plus his derision of the fantasy genre and his Ayn Rand love letters are so obvious that it’s bad now looking back as an adult. It’s well-written prose wise but I agree with all of Daniel’s points about Wizards First Rule and it doesn’t really change throughout the series that I remember. Tbf I stopped after book 9 though

It reads like they dictated the book but when their co-writer tried to expand upon their thoughts they got offended and stopped them 😂

This video expanded my eyeballs.

It's like they listened to Red Rising and said "I can do that." But my mamma always said to say something nice. So, books like this make me respect actual authors even more.

@Johngradycole

Күн бұрын

@@eire3339 haha I appreciate this

I hope my writing isnt this bad, but I really worry it is. At least its not published.

@mittag983

16 күн бұрын

Mine is worse lmao it's so full and makes zero sense if writing is fun to you keep on 😂

@recon_fpv

16 күн бұрын

The trick is keep writing. It'll continue to suck, but eventually you may do something great after a few years.

@meikusje

13 күн бұрын

It doesn't matter if it's bad, as long as you're working on improving. Very few people start out good. Writing is a skill, and like any skill, it takes practice and repetition to get better at it. Just keep writing, let people read your stuff, and be open to constructive criticism.

There is a reason that sleep deprivation is used to torture people. AND why they tell new mothers to not throw their babies - lack of sleep makes you a completely different person.

I couldn’t have asked for a bigger confidence boost in my own writing. Thank you for suffering through this

If they were like "Hey, we're beginning writers so don't expect anything from this book." it would all be fine. But no, this was marketed as an actually publishing-worthy book. No. Just No.

This was pretty painful to listen to. But it reminded me of something else. Twenty years ago a group of authors got together to write a collaborative novel that was so bad it would be unpublishable. They took turns filling in chapters without reference to the previous one, resulting in characters changing from one page to the next, plot points disappearing, and more. It was called Atlanta Nights, and you can find it easily these days. They submitted it to a vanity publisher who advertised as only accepting high quality manuscripts. It was accepted without question. Then the writers pointed out the reality and the publisher had to back track very quickly. It was then published on Lulu under the author name, Travis Tea. Chase up the Wiki page on it, it's a total scream to read. It's a bad book written by experts.

Who needs alcohol? Apparently this book has the same effect on your brain as a gallon of tequila

And I quote: 'you built this empire but...YEEET!'

"We're approaching some dialogue" should NOT be a sentence a reader has to utter aloud or even deign to think while reading. Lordy...

I'm with you on drinking. The older I get the less it appeals to me and it never really appealed to me to begin with. Also Kudos to you for even trying to read the book. I wouldn't have bothered.

_Andrew could see Blood streaming from his face and even worse, an eye missing._ You can feel how they planned on putting a dramatic *dum dum duuuuum* into it. I don't know why, but that sentence sounds so bad 😂

@TheInfamousRoo

16 күн бұрын

Maybe cause it sounds like his attention was drawn first to the blood rather than the gaping hole in the dudes face?

@TheHonourableFool

15 күн бұрын

It's the "Andrew could see" which is a common writing mistake among new writers. The writer wants to reinforce that you are perceiving things through the character, but instead makes an active scene passive by distancing us from the moment. Andrew can turn at the commotion and see one of his workers stumbling forward. "Blood was streaming from his face and his eye was missing." Further rewording would make it more visceral for the audience, but even with this minor edit you get a much stronger reaction. Something their ghost writer should have known to correct if she was any good, or else they just controlled what she wrote too tightly. That's all I can imagine.

@TheInfamousRoo

15 күн бұрын

@@TheHonourableFool its also possible it was on a horrifically short schedule so the ghost writer was basically writing at sanderson pacing with no time to go back and clean it up

@TheHonourableFool

15 күн бұрын

@@TheInfamousRoo also very true! I hesitate to lay any blame on her, considering the egos she had to work with.

@meikusje

13 күн бұрын

​@@TheHonourableFool even just splitting the sentence into two would make it better. 'Andrew could see blood streaming from his face. Even worse, an eye was missing.' The way the sentence is written in the original makes it sound like a 'and then, and then' situation.

"First drafts are meant to suck" - this is commom advice in the writing community. But you're not supposed to publish that without edits... 😆

Every time Daniel read the name Longhorn, all I could think was Foghorn Leghorn. So, I kept imagining this mentor character as a giant rooster. I can't decide if this made the story better or worse.

This was so incredibly hard to follow. I can’t imagine the sort of torture people underwent to finish.

Come on Daniel, I can't believe you've never felt your eyeballs expand. You're missing out.

@takanara7

16 күн бұрын

Sounds painful.

Daniel, I had a depressing day today, I was very sad and crying, and nothing could give me joy. You can’t imagine how much this video has lifted my mood! I began to smile and laugh at the sounds of your contagious laughter! From the bottom of my heart, thank you 🤍

Daniel thanks for casually repping the choice to stay dry. Makes me happy.

1) Can you imagine being the editor on this? 2) I'm morbidly curious as to whether this... prose?... reflects their irl thoughts. --- edt: oh, yes, the sleep thing. Going without for multiple days will leave lasting psychological damage and can actually lead to psychosis iirc.

This is written like it's a middle schoolers book report summarizing what happened in a different book

It sounds like they wrote lines then went back in with a thesaurus to try and "fancy" it up. Stuff like expanding eyeballs instead of something like eyes going wide in shock.

@takanara7

16 күн бұрын

I don't think it was a thesaurus

I get delirious every time I fly home. The flights take 18-20 hours and I can't sleep when I travel so in total I'm always up for over a day and I am always loopy towards the end.

That was painful, I can only imagine how much moreso it was to have to actually read it. I think I understand feeling angry about the book, that something that horrendous, that offensive to actual writers was allowed to go to print on the strength of their celebrity alone! It's an actual insult to anyone and everyone who loves the written word.

So the book was written in 2014. I think that means they were 17 and 19? I mean that abomination has no business being published but they were young so that can explain why it was so bad.

Daniel: "don't read this book" Me: "10 steps ahead of you" Was never going to.🤣

The only thing I can think of to make this book more nightmarish would be if it included a foreword by Terry Goodkind.

They brought us crap, you turned it into laughter. Thank you Daniel, thank you.

Prologue: C- for decent first and nice thought in last sentence

After everything you read i still have no idea what's happening in any of the scenes. Thats honestly a SKILL.

This prose is so bad, I cannot process the text at all. And I'm not even dyslexic. And am listening to Daniel read it.

This reminds me of those pictures that seem normal at first but, when you actually look at them, you can't identify a single object. Like, I know these are English words that have meaning, but I don't understand any of it.

20:28 when you want to focus on something in the distance you narrow your eyes not dilate them. Dilated eyes may represent a lack of focus.

It sounds like it was written like they thought they would get a tv adaptation, that's the only explanation for these strange scene breaks

did 104 hours on a dare at 21 yrs old... was beyond delirious. Slept for 2 days afterward.

"I so vividly understand the artistry of writing right now" 🤣

My eyeballs have been expanding this entire video, and I'm out of breath with some tears on my cheek. 😂

Some of this writing reminds of Charlie's political speech he wrote for Dennis on always sunny 😂

@LightningRaven42

16 күн бұрын

"Hello, fellow american. This you should vote. Me! I leave power good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.Taxes, they will be lower, son. The democratic vote for me, is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do!"

@inscendo8397

14 күн бұрын

Best comment 😂😂😂😂

Well, this was the motivation I needed to try writing something. Coz my grocery lists read better than this

Rebels: City of Indra: The book that can give you sleep deprivation symptoms in record time.

my schadenfreude is in ecstasy knowing they are horrible writers... and I am disgusted that they will undoubtedly make money from it. Absolutely sickening.

I first heard of this book when it won a Green Slime Award at Bubonicon. (Yes, that's a convention named after a plague.)

Unfortunately, you can function without sleep for a long time, but it is definitely not safe or recommended. After having both my babies (2 years apart), I was unable to sleep for 5 days straight, due to them waking and crying to be fed just as I was about to fall sleep and also due to the new mom hormones racing through my body that made me so alert and wired and waiting to hear them wake up. Do not recommend and I could not have driven a car or left the house to do anything - I was a zombie. I did, thankfully get 3-5 hours of sleep on the fifth day after both births.

Thank you for this review and for saving us from this monstrosity! I will never read this book. And I foresee I probably won't be reading any books written by Maya Sloan either....

Im a vision technician, and if your eyeballs are EXPANDING, then you are having some serious issues.

It's interesting to watch as you go from curious, to amused, baffled, then pissed off as you continue. But if where one of their fans I wouldn't feel like they thought I was the "best" if they offered me that garbage.

18:15 it's written like my internship report from when I was in university. Like, it's completely missing any thoughts or feelings of the character.

Been an insomniac my entire life. It's a wild ride of functional humanity on 3 hours of sleep on normal days, 6 on best days ever, and zero on the worst. Favorite time was college. I did end up not sleeping for 4-5 days. The reason I say 4-5 is that I have no memory of the 5th day whatsoever. Day 3 was already fairly mild hallucinations and the last part of the 4th to the end of the 5th is just lost to me. But...I didn't do anything abnormal. I apparently still went to classes, to work, accompanied friends, made jokes, and wrote an incomprehensibly strange yet accurate thesis statement for literary analysis homework that I ended up not using. Mania is a hell of a drug.

Never has a video been so perfectly timed for the end of a work day 🍷

the longest i went without sleep was around five and a half days but it was also triggered by a manic episode and i was very much hallucinating. it was really bad you wouldn’t just be tired you go a little crazy, i couldn’t even force myself to go to sleep at that point i had to get help from my doctor

Somehow, I don't really find this surprising. Note the absence of any degree of surprise on my face! Thanks for this! (Sorry you had to endure the reading to protect us)!

When I first read the title I though it was an Indian inspired Scifi because Indra is a prominent indian god. I thought there were ripping off Indian culture, but its still a weird name choice.

Since I can't get my hands on The Pepperwood Chronicles, I'll be looking out for this gem instead.

"Arndew" lol

Secret tunneeeeeeeeeel, secret tunneeeeeeeeeel

10:25 this is how I feel about The Grace of Kings. And this happened and this happened.

Oh boy this was so fun. That must have been terrible to read, but it was enjoyable to hear you read it and break it down😂.

I don’t think I’ve ever made it a full 72 hours of wakefulness 🤔 but once in first year university, my insomnia got so bad I was awake 3 nights through. Falling apart by the end of it, and when I finally did sleep I genuinely don’t remember a: falling asleep b: how I got back to my dorm room or c: collapsing on the floor of said dorm room still fully clothed. I slept for 17 hours straight or thereabouts

I absolutely can't stand present tense in a novel. Chuck Wendig wrote his Star Wars aftermath trilogy in present tense as well, and I had such a hard time slogging through....

@pRahvi0

16 күн бұрын

Present tense 3rd person feels like a script for a movie or comic that is yet to be translated into the final form. Present tense 1st person, like this, feels like... I'm not sure... stram of consciousness? A style trending about a century ago and infamously terrible to read.

I just read an excerpt from one of Maya Sloan's standalone books and while it's not *quite* as egregious in the repetitive sentence structure... it's pretty close. I wonder if maybe she's a friend who got a book deal 'cause she's friends with the Kardashians.

@aqup_

9 күн бұрын

@@Angieptsh wtf even Kardashian's and Jenner's even do dawg? I have never seen them doing anything on the internet that is, like, their "profession."

The use of passive voice here is so incredibly weird. Nobody is doing anything, they're just there while it happens.

With so much money you'd think they could at least afford a proof reader 😭

16:26 Somehow, this is a ghost writer (Maya Sloan). I guess this goes to show that even large amounts of money couldn’t make up for passion when it comes to fantasy writing. I’m curious to see what this writing (& editing) process was like here. 17:23 My best friend and I used to write stories chapter by chapter back and forth in middle school and they read a lot like this too 😂

@LightningRaven42

16 күн бұрын

Given how these people like to threat others, I wouldn't be surprised if they hired the ghost writer for as cheap as possible and didn't work with them whatsoever, and probably didn't pay enough for them to do more than a finished first draft.

@karigirl34

16 күн бұрын

@@LightningRaven42 Honestly, I think you’re onto something there. That would absolutely fit the bill.

@jackwriter1908

16 күн бұрын

​@@LightningRaven42 I would definetly halfass my job if someone had the money to pay me well, but tries to give me the bare minimum and then (let's be honest that definetly happened) keep demanding changes. And since my name wouldn't be on the cover anyway, I couldn't care less how poorly it is reviewed 😂

@alec8485

15 күн бұрын

This might just be Maya Sloan's writing quality. She has 2 books on goodreads where she's listed as the only author, which have a rating of 3.37 and 2.44.

I love McCarthy and while hearing his writing thinking it's the the Jenners I chuckled at how bad it was. I always knew me for a hypocrite but damn that one hit hard and true. Great prank!

They *could* have paid a writer. It would have been fine. Somebody gets paid, they get the cash grab, and it's maybe a mediocre novel. But no. I just realized someone must have edited this. Multiple people held this book in their hands and thought, "Sure, let's put this out into the world." Sigh.

@jackwriter1908

16 күн бұрын

I mean... if I were the editor I would do it, get the money and just wouldn't care how good of a job I did. After all, no-one will say it's the editors fault 😂

@jatzi1526

16 күн бұрын

@@jackwriter1908 I mean other editors definitely will. Schilling out shit for money is possibly a way to advance ones career in the publishing world but I'm betting the better method is to just ya know be a good editor.

@takanara7

16 күн бұрын

The book is going to sell because of the authors names. Why would a publishing company spend editing something when that editing will have zero influence on sales figures? It's just flushing money down the toilet absolutely no reason. [some kind of sci-fi toilet that won't get clogged on the cotton-linen paper that money is printed on]

@IlseMulAuthor

15 күн бұрын

There was an author involved..... safe to say I will never write a book of hers. I mean.....

I think one of my favourite moments of this who video was the start when Daniel stated "I don't really like drinking" . . . Well I think THIS "Book" may have caused Daniel to start drinking.

When you reading, everything felt like the blurb off the back of the book. Zzz I bet the KKs just AI’d the book.

Daniel reading this book is uncannily parallel to me watching Neil Breen for the first time.

I forgot this book was a thing. The only reason I know it exists is because I saw it in a used bookstore and saw Jenner on the spine and was confused. That was the first and last time I saw it and thought of its existance. I've never even considered reading this, and I've read some questionable stuff throughout the years, like so bad I'm embarrassed for people to know I read. I would just feel bad for myself reading this.

I went almost 2 days without sleep (Party party) and went directly to work - I was a hazard to me and everyone around me. I could go home, because I did not look well - and this was in my early 20s.

Have to say, I have literally NEVER heard of these authors. Not ever. Not until I clicked on your video just now.

Videos like these make me feel better about my mediocre sci fi novel

It is indeed like this with everything they make and sell 😂

This made me want to drink a lot and it's only 8am😊

I would be such a devoted viewer of 'Keeping Up with Cormac' you have no idea

this book gives me a lot confidence, because if something like this can be published, then I can certainly get published.

@takanara7

16 күн бұрын

Yeah first become a billionaire makeup and lifestyle mogul, then use your money to publish and promote your book to your fans. [honestly any 'influencer' can write a book and sell it to their followers]

Legit felt my eyeballs expand when he read that line!

“Kar-Dash-Nee-Jenners” 😂

"Are all their products like this?" Yes. I got a bottle of their tequila not knowing it was a Jenner brand and it was the worst tequila I have ever had.

If a book like this!!! Can be published. Then i can be published, too.

5:14 it’s so specific but so true😂😂