2:44 Is that you, Juan?

@bonline.

Ай бұрын

Finally someone comments about it

@adithyarodrigo1141

Ай бұрын

J U A N 🐎

@thepurplevoid3337

Ай бұрын

After all this time.....

@martusmartus8976

Ай бұрын

Juan.

@CoriCorgi

Ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂

That proposal is so wrong in 500 ways.

@foxidkwhattowrite8339

Ай бұрын

Yeah, i dont know what the guy was thinking "Sike! I didnt die! Anyways, wanna marry me?"

@Genghiz1182

Ай бұрын

@@foxidkwhattowrite8339 nah im still too yung to get married

@YACHI0000

Ай бұрын

The girl seems like she accepted it, so they must be of the same breed lol

@Genghiz1182

Ай бұрын

@@foxidkwhattowrite8339 oh i dint realise that you were talking about the guy sorry

@ecgameplayer

Ай бұрын

Name 5

Bro said “let me make sure she says yes by letting her feel what it’s like without me” 💀💀

@jking4854

Ай бұрын

He was on some "till death do us apart but right now" type shit

@XxjeffersonDkidxX

Ай бұрын

and it worked.

@sweeptheleg.

Ай бұрын

That isn't good logic.

@user-ik5sf1vq7p

Ай бұрын

I ruined your 666 likes

@FatLittleOldLady

Ай бұрын

I'd be like, "Man! Fk that guy!"

I felt for the guy who poured the drink. Everyone has been in his position at least once.

@jun6174

29 күн бұрын

Not me. That small of glass you have to make a wide pour, which is what he did the second time.

@Imbettadenu

27 күн бұрын

@@jun6174that’s such 🧢 how’d you figure out to do that if you never learned by failing

@camkraw893

24 күн бұрын

​@@jun6174found the cool guy at parties

@Night-Wolf

22 күн бұрын

Dude really had the Murphy's Law curse.

@tgb-vf4es

22 күн бұрын

The solution is never pour slowly. Whatever the cup, unless it has a funnel to pour normally out of, don't pour slowly - best to be too fast then too slow.

Psychiatrist: 🧐"At what point of your marriage did this emotional blackmail begin?"- "Eeeeh..." 🤔

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg

28 күн бұрын

What about the emotional vampirism?

Wow, that proposal was just upsetting.

@dazzlingpurple756

Ай бұрын

I really wanna know how he thought that would be romantic 😭

@scottrice5071

Ай бұрын

Frr

@Dailydoseofstupitity2

Ай бұрын

ikr like wtf

@bradenelswick5355

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@scottrice5071

Ай бұрын

@@dazzlingpurple756I need to know too

0:49 This is why I'm never getting a pug. Just breathing is strenuous and difficult for them because their faces are so unnaturally flat. I don't want a dog that sounds like it's constantly got a bad respiratory infection.

@gabrielneves6602

Ай бұрын

Hey, I have good news for you, they are actually rebreeding the pugs to their original morph, with a longer nose, Wich doesn't present respiratory complications

@kenesys8713

Ай бұрын

I'll only ever get a pug if it's a rescue

@missvt6640

Ай бұрын

that poor poor dog, it's not ok to allow this continued suffering with brachycephalic breeds 😢

@Nabium

Ай бұрын

@@gabrielneves6602 there's thousands of other breeds, should just ban breeds that are bred in inhumane ways to set an example, so future breeders will not want to make their breeds unhealthy because then they'll be out of a hobby

@humanskull182

Ай бұрын

​@@gabrielneves6602seriously? That's great news 😊

that TWOOOONG when the guy hit the pole was hilarious

I wouldn't be caught dead proposing like that.

@jalepeenus

29 күн бұрын

ba dum tiss

@totallyoriginal9741

17 күн бұрын

@@jalepeenusgoogle translates this to smiths crazy

@anthony9376

14 күн бұрын

​@@jalepeenus Me: translates to English Translation: *said stupid pee* Language folks

0:53 poor dog so over bred it cant breath

@NoBloons

Ай бұрын

It sounds like one of those plastic pigs you squeeze to make squeal

@rennoc6478

Ай бұрын

Breeding dogs with flat noses should be illegal

@BuffPomsky

Ай бұрын

Actually disgusting ppl want that and buy it

@unoriginalhazard

Ай бұрын

Imagine having to listen to that every single day.

@liamrayking

Ай бұрын

got a pug when i was 11. love him to bits and he’s luckily been doing fine but as i grew older i started to realise that my little guy shouldn’t exist :/

2:10 This person knows to draw a map of the world by memory in one minute. Fails to include Antarctica 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@anzeigefehler6495

Ай бұрын

now we know: Antartica isnt real

@GGuLost1

Ай бұрын

and draws scandinavia incredibly wrong

@TotallyGhostJojo

Ай бұрын

and forgets iceland

@angelito2144

Ай бұрын

On the one hand I find it impressive, on the other hand, where is Cuba? where is Korea? where is Denmark? Congrats to Sri Lanka, anyway 😆

@dad1158

Ай бұрын

Hey they never said it was right, just from memory. Lmao.

the guy pouring his drink is so relatable 😭😭😭

@artaizen1613

Ай бұрын

right? like me trying to do something right, fails, try to adjust to last situation... FAIL like the world's physics law is going against you 😭 , how do you win against that

@isaacsimpson8098

Ай бұрын

You just gotta tilt it a bit more. Trying to do it the other way is never gonna work.

@juansek208

Ай бұрын

The guy was too handsome, I can't relate.

@AnnaMorimoto

Ай бұрын

You could use a muddler stick to guide the stream. It's all about the surface tension of the liquid. The liquid flows backwards, because it's hugging the lip of the shot glass, give it something else to hug. Place a muddler directly above the ice cream, touching the lip of the shot glass. Make sure the muddler is pointing straight down, not at an angle. The liquid should now flow down the muddler on to the ice cream. If this is too complicated, try to pour all at once, not trickle gradually. Pour at a steeper angle.

@justthecomments

Ай бұрын

Noobs 😆

That proposal is the absolute definition of an emotional rollercoaster

@TheScytheMoron

Ай бұрын

No it is the definition of BULLSHIT and she should not marry him for that idiocy ...

@angelito2144

Ай бұрын

It's like Four weddings and a funeral except that eventually there's no funeral and probably no wedding, either

@destituteanddecadent9106

Ай бұрын

​@@angelito2144how is it like four weddings and a funeral?

@angelito2144

Ай бұрын

@@destituteanddecadent9106 The joke is that it isn't 🤷‍♂

@buak809

Ай бұрын

Well, this is what women like isn't it

0:58 I really don't get what's so crazy about a blind woman walking into a stationary vehicle.

@differentbutsimilar7893

26 күн бұрын

More just embarrassing for the driver. The blind person was walking down the sidewalk - the reason they bumped into that person's car, was because the driver thought they could stop on a sidewalk to pull out. You're not supposed to block sidewalks/crosswalks and it's actually super easy to avoid doing so. Also, if you're paying attention, even having intentionally pulled over a pedestrian area to get a view, you are hopefully still looking both ways, so you should see them and back up. I mean, they're blind. They had time, but just kinda sat there... and let it happen. IDK, I'd be embarrassed if I was the driver. Narrator said "I'd never drive again if this happened to me." Because honestly... if it does, you're not a great driver lol. The car isn't even moving and they are oblivious to their surroundings.

@pvanukoff

26 күн бұрын

@@differentbutsimilar7893 Meh, it's very common and pretty much ubiquitous to pull into the sidewalk area to get a better look at the traffic. I don't feel embarrased for this person and I wouldn't feel embarrassed if this happened to me.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798

25 күн бұрын

​@@differentbutsimilar7893 It's not always possible not to stop for a moment on the sidewalk. Sometimes you have no view of oncoming traffic without pulling up and stopping there for a moment to check.

@differentbutsimilar7893

25 күн бұрын

@@pvanukoff I don't know what to tell you. They actually got snuck up on by a blind person. That's pretty funny to me. I dunno how you let someone moving that slowly bump you, how you didn't see them while pulling up to the sidewalk... again, how little attention dyou have to pay for that to happen? In over 15 years of driving millions of miles, I've never had anything remotely like that happen to me. And I will say, it is common to do, but again if you're actually looking both ways like you should be when there is a sidewalk, pedestrians on the sidewalk won't be impeded by you. You won't pull up until they pass, because you're actually watching for them, like you ought to when passing over a sidewalk. Though it's better to just not do it, cause someone could always pull up behind you and block you from reversing if you get stuck sitting and someone comes along THEN. I know that people do it, but it's not always the smartest move. You still have to pay attention and think ahead. That's just 101 to me. They wouldn't have gotten bumped by a blind lady if they just looked to see her and let her pass. And then on top, they had plenty of time to see them and react after. But they weren't looking. That's not good driving! I'm sorry. I don't know anywhere in the US where the law lets you not yeild to pedestrians on sidewalks and crosswalks. You're always supposed to be ready to do that. Honestly, 90% of the time you pull up on a sidewalk or crosswalk and block a pedestrian, they were already close to you and you didn't look to see them. And that is on you as a driver. I have been on the pedestrian side of that dozens of times. People will just surge out in front, see you, and then go "OOPS!" That's something you're supposed to know to be able to drive. The majority of people driving ignorant of pedestrians is no excuse in my book. It's just that much bigger of a problem. Lets be real about it, I understand the visibility thing. I will nose out for certain intersections where I live because fencing and foliage make impossible to see otherwise, and they are high-traffic intersections inexplicably lacking actual signals. So I get that. I also get that the majority of times people do it, they don't actually need to. The majority of people I see doing it, are turning onto a flat stroad with no obstruction. They do it out of habit, and then they sit there for 45 seconds plus. You can't sit here and tell me there's a practical reason for that, not when you can see 1000+ feet both ways from the parking lot itself. And that again comes regardless of the fact that you still have to actually make sure the sidewalk is clear whether fully turning out or pulling onto it. Not doing that is how you knock grandpa off his scooter and into traffic. I mean, we can't see to the right, but to the left there is no obstruction, it's a big, wide turn towards them. So if they are turning right, they have MORE than enough time to turn with cars coming in just outside of where they can see, let alone visible range where there is STILL time to turn. When it comes to turning left, the laws vary on doing that over double yellow, but usually you are supposed to go slow and keep as far left as possible. Directly on the leftbound lane is a left turn lane. You would aim for that, where anyone entering is already reducing speed, giving you time to take it at a safe speed. And yeah, you yield to through traffic in the other lane, pop yer signal and move into the through lane when it's clear. And USUALLY, doing stuff like that doesn't require seeing great distances back. Most places that have you turning over double yellow are set up with single or sometimes dual-direction turn lanes that double as a buffer for people turning out. It's rare that those types of intersections make you immediately join with full speed traffic after crossing oncoming, unless it is a slow road. I get that there are times when these explanations fly. I just don't think this is one of them. It really depends on what's to the right that we can't see. We can't see which way they're turning, or if they're even using a turn signal. I don't think, by the rest of what we can see, that there would be anything that would stop the driver from doing as I described for a left turn, without pulling all the way into and in fact fully over the sidewalk and partially into the road. I will ALSO say... read the decals on the back of the car...

@RoganHQ

24 күн бұрын

@@differentbutsimilar7893 🤓

That is not a proposal, That is a Heart Attack!

As a former pie chucker, myself, let me just say, that is some SUPREME, pizza handling skills.

@jschnei3

Ай бұрын

Can you do that?

@ameliaduncan3236

Ай бұрын

When I first read "pie chucker", I thought your job was to throw pies in people's faces, lol.

@Chlocean

Ай бұрын

I thought you were clown's assistant for a tick

@tpd1864blake

Ай бұрын

I guess I’m the only one in these replies that knows “pie” is the common term for pizza in pizzerias and wasn’t confused for a brief moment

@benjaminlukegraf

Ай бұрын

Pizza the Action.

The one time when it goes better in your head than irl

@tomo197

Ай бұрын

Think you meant the other way around

@VoxelGaminggd

Ай бұрын

@@tomo197 no he said it the right way around

@layjaly

Ай бұрын

It’s ALWAYS better in your head, actually

@tomo197

Ай бұрын

@@VoxelGaminggd The saying is “That went better in my head”

@popcornpizza8869

Ай бұрын

​@@VoxelGaminggdnuh uh

Dog sitting there like: please end my suffering

Thank you Jason, I needed this one

2:30 I like how everyone ignored Antarctica 😂

@33niboR

Ай бұрын

Yeah, the north pole too and Europe is so off, I think he did a good job at the bottom half of the world but messed up the northern half

@danb2450

Ай бұрын

And Caribbean 🤨

@thegreyhounds9413

Ай бұрын

China and Korea are missing.

@davidschwartz8658

Ай бұрын

Also Texas ain’t connected to Mexico

@AhavaMath

Ай бұрын

Also the borders aren't great. Where I live is missing. XD

1:13 As a person who runs the relay. That is how an average practice goes.

@scarscarscarwu

Ай бұрын

Sad..

@jonathans.972

Ай бұрын

Where did the baton go? It's like it vanished. Edit: watched it in slow motion and it fell behind the woman trying to pass it to the yelling one.

@David-iv6je

Ай бұрын

I thought the woman who was screaming was the one who screwed up because her hand was bobbing all over the place. Am I wrong?

@williamyuan2750

Ай бұрын

As a former 4x1 runner, hopefully the coach gets the outgoing runner to use her left hand to receive the baton next time. Right hand to right hand exchanges often lead to tripping and a shoe to the face as you're trying to get close enough to hand it off; learned that the hard way as a child.

@jacksonsmith9718

Ай бұрын

ive never done track in my life and this made my blood boil

0:56 that is actually very horrific and sad. Breeding those dogs must be forbidden.

@luis-alberto.

27 күн бұрын

Nah it's funny asf

@GR33NY

27 күн бұрын

@@luis-alberto.is a dog’s life being filled with suffering because it was born in that way funny to you? Maybe actually nvm that

@luis-alberto.

27 күн бұрын

@@GR33NY I don't care about a mere dog's feelings so it's funny to me!

@DQBlizzard_

27 күн бұрын

@@GR33NY Luis Alberto thinks animals that are suffering is funny.

@GR33NY

27 күн бұрын

@@luis-alberto. do you only care about humans, or do you only care about yourself?

1:15 I love beginning of the year track meets lmao

2:48 JUAN.

@Velos3

Ай бұрын

What is juan?!

@hedgehogpower194

Ай бұрын

​@@Velos3 ITS JUAN

@tiozorro7853

Ай бұрын

@@Velos3 That is Juan.

@ProKurdoGamer

Ай бұрын

its JUAN 2.

@E-JCARDS

Ай бұрын

Don’t mind Juan

The proposal idea predicts future "wrecked" relationship

@FatLittleOldLady

Ай бұрын

Exactly. Can't trust him.

@ColtonRMagby

Ай бұрын

Too true.

@DamnitMan88

Ай бұрын

He just has a different sense of humor.

@randomdudeface

Ай бұрын

I see what you did there

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

do you like squishes

When he hit the pole it sounded just like the beginning bass line of the seinfield theme! So perfect lmfao 😅

1:30 I've done that before 😅

0:32 he was so embarrassed he didn’t even flinch or say anything

@bzack6594

Ай бұрын

He smacked the pole with his hand.

@anti5181

Ай бұрын

I guess it was staged

@mafiaboss4194

Ай бұрын

nah.. he got factory reset..

@LoudnSpicey_

Ай бұрын

@@bzack6594 nah his nose flattened

@GolfcuBebe

Ай бұрын

No it was the bonk 💀💀

0:33 Bro straight walked into a Seinfeld bass

@thebrazilianluigi2142

Ай бұрын

Why did it sound like a string tho 💀

@Dag0n3t

Ай бұрын

I hoped that someone would say this.

@austinsigler3365

Ай бұрын

@@thebrazilianluigi2142 because the pole reverberated at its frequency once the guy hit it. The metal is long enough for it to be slightly flexible to make noise when struck.

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

do you like tacos

@austinsigler3365

Ай бұрын

Just like the metal pipe sound effect, the pipe is short so the sound is high pitched. That one is long so it makes a lower pitched noise.

Hey, I just want to say I started watching your channel from 2019 ( Almost 5 years now ) when covid-19 I first came And I used to watch your videos during online classes which used to make my day better. Thanks for such quality content and I do appreciate your effort. As I'm growing up, watching your videos still gives me the same good feeling which I never got from any KZreadrs. Thank you very much for being a part of my childhood. ❤❤❤

You are one of the very few youtubers who are HONEST to your subscribers by using thumbnails that are in accordance to the content, thus you definitely deserve those 18 millions subscribers, we love you!

2:10 My danish heart cries. Denmark forgotten again.

@logicplague2077

Ай бұрын

Isn't that like a minor planet or something? j/k

@TheWertycon

Ай бұрын

Not only that it was replaced with the UK. SKål!

@insaincaldo

Ай бұрын

@@logicplague2077 Careful, or you might never be safe from Lego, when you are barefoot in the dark again.

@ManicMercurianAstrology

Ай бұрын

I can also draw a map of the world by memory and I include Denmark lol

@Randomrainfrog

Ай бұрын

@@ManicMercurianAstrologyshow

00:33 "to be continued" sounding ahh pole 😭😭😭

@nasapeepo721

Ай бұрын

Bro turned back xd

@aritrasarkar4435

Ай бұрын

Fr same first note

@baldcupcake3354

Ай бұрын

Ahhhhhhhhhh

@ganimerotaku6550

Ай бұрын

I could pres timestamp all day its so satisfying

"I guess this is how you make a giant Pringle" was an underrated comment 🤣

Love the time lapse!

“Give me the fuсkіnɡ bat bro!” 😂

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

give me the tacos

@smoorbb

Ай бұрын

Stick

@Tung--

Ай бұрын

She would love your pfp

@moriane.

Ай бұрын

@@Tung-- Everyone would. Why do you say her specifically?

@Tung--

Ай бұрын

Because she’s black

The blind guy crashing into the passenger car door has happened to me twice, several years apart, BUT same blind guy and same intersection and same friend in the passenger seat. I don't remember my friends response the first time it happened, but the second time it happened, about 2 seconds before the blind guy crashed into my passenger side door again, he just put his head down into his hands and said, "you are such an asshole." He was right. It took that second time of it happening for me to break my habit of stopping in the crosswalk at red lights. Don't be an asshole and don't stop in the crosswalk.

Wasting the time of other people and creating traffic on the road for just a proposal is really selfish

@noahway13

Ай бұрын

Jeez. This generation is so soft.

@FatDudeStudios

Ай бұрын

It's a proposal. It's one of the most important moments in one's life

@NotOuuija

Ай бұрын

@@noahway13 no your generation is soft GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE ROAD

@michellekindbadatb

Ай бұрын

@@FatDudeStudios yes but what's wrong with a normal proposal that doesn't make everyone's day worse

@Erased_UnityXDX

Ай бұрын

Even if it was a proposal, traffic was disturbed, and idk about your countries but in mine you get a fine for disturbing traffic

That stupid proposal probably made it to the local news. I was a bit skeptical until I saw the print on the shirt. That's my region. 🤣🤣

The person drawing a map in under a minute is amazing!

If my partner proposed to me like that, i’d say hell no 😂

@cathylin6140

Ай бұрын

Shut up bot

@IIXxSLAYERxXII

Ай бұрын

How is it possible that we can't see the "@" in your username and it also only shows the checkmark at first, but if you click on your acc you see the text "X...."?

@elmo-drip

Ай бұрын

@@IIXxSLAYERxXII who knows how this man hacks

@IIXxSLAYERxXII

Ай бұрын

@@elmo-drip that's what I want to know right now.

@bsku0765

Ай бұрын

What the hell is this channel

2:18 is it me or is North America just a fat dragon breathing smoke.

@mgt.3070

Ай бұрын

Omg

@U7Ferret

Ай бұрын

Damn I see it now

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

do you like squishes

@finleyrosebud5791

Ай бұрын

Seems a bit harsh...

@GingerMafia48

Ай бұрын

I AM FIRE!! *pant pant* I AM - * pants harder* DEATH

That is not a funny dog noise, that is your cruelly bred dog trying not to suffocate, because you somehow thought a cute face is more important than breathing.

@luis-alberto.

27 күн бұрын

Yes our needs > dog's breathing

The guy drawing the world map gets an F. He left out the Philippine Islands.

0:12 Me sitting in traffic caused by the fake wreck, late for work, and just hoping they get a divorce....

@justawanderingoldman7699

Ай бұрын

Looking at how bad he is at cooking? Unfortunately, it's not impossible. I'm afraid he might ruin his future family with his other brilliant ideas...

@yukiko_5051

Ай бұрын

Those kinds of human can't handle marriage for long. I bet that guy will cheat after 3 months

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

do you like tacos

@iaminsideyourwalls2021

Ай бұрын

​@@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fsPersonally never had one myself.

@Chris-dm1je

Ай бұрын

​@yukiko_5051 I don't know. They seem well suited. But what are their kids going to be like???

1:48 *cracks neck* good ones! :3 *horse giggle* 🐴

@sharacasey4071

Ай бұрын

his name is Nimpy❤

@TopGsBugatti

Ай бұрын

@@sharacasey4071oh cool it’s your clip, cool horse 🐴

@cerealmilk777

Ай бұрын

@@sharacasey4071 thats your horse? your horse is so cute!!

@WinkLinkletter

Ай бұрын

Neatest thing I saw today. Plus, also a neck cracker.

that girl went from feeling the worst trauma to the greatest joy in 0.1 seconds

That proposal's dumping level is over 9000!!

2:44 JUAN, WTF ARE U DOING UP THERE ? !

@PrimumQualia

Ай бұрын

that Redcliff for you...

@zillasaiyan1m274

Ай бұрын

The Juan meme lives again

@asifiqbal436

Ай бұрын

​@@zillasaiyan1m274who is Jaun

@whaupdawg

Ай бұрын

​@@asifiqbal436tha 🐎

@sushrutabera9535

Ай бұрын

bro's contemplating about life

2:29 Antartica crying in corner!!

@lorddrakkon1813

Ай бұрын

So is Antartica not a country like Pluto isn't a planet?

@JannPoo

Ай бұрын

They forgot a whole continent.

@redcxctus2895

Ай бұрын

@@lorddrakkon1813Antarctica is a continent, nobody officially “owns” or is in charge of Antarctica

@BubblegumDog_

Ай бұрын

Bro what about Denmark?

@Kumire_921

Ай бұрын

meanwhile italy and japan 💀

1:05 im so confused a blind guy stopped because there was a car trying to get on the road whats so crazy???

@HjaExport

Ай бұрын

fr i dont understand

@stiegelzeine2186

10 күн бұрын

He nearly ran into the car, only thing saved him was the stick and this shouldn’t have happened because you see that there’s a pedestrian walk so the driver should’ve waited for the blind person to go until he drives out

The Pug sounds like a Mazda RX7 on idle 😂

I feel so bad for the woman. Imagine thinking your boyfriend, someone you love more than anyone else, died in front of you, only for him to basically say "it's just a prank bro" I can't imagine loving someone so dearly to hating them completely in one fell swoop.

@nicomal

Ай бұрын

I hope she realizes how selfish he is

@snpgmnno

Ай бұрын

Yeah, if you go from loving someone to hating him because of a poor proposal, you definitely didn't feel love towards him in the first place

@suvtropics

Ай бұрын

​@@snpgmnnopoor proposal doesn't justify what he has done. This is one clinical level stupid

@reply_off

Ай бұрын

​@@suvtropicsyou don't know their relationship....she might be into this. Don't judge someone's life off one clip

@Soridan

Ай бұрын

@@snpgmnno "because of a poor proposal" this level of reductionism is repugnant.

2:04 Good GOD that arm thing terrified me!!

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

Need tacos

@YESSIREDITZ

Ай бұрын

​@@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fsum.... Yes....

@matthewboire6843

Ай бұрын

I hate this

@Chris-dm1je

Ай бұрын

​@matthewboire6843 I can't deal with weird joint things. Of all the unpleasantness in the film Deliverance, the one thing that nauseated me more than all the other nauseating stuff was the man with his arm wrapped around the back of his head.

Bro went for the dead rizz 😂💀

What I love about Daily dose of internet, is that no matter how irrealistic the picture on the video looks, it's always real 😂

2:50 *JUAN*

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

does Juan like tacos

@bruh-qu2uh

Ай бұрын

JUAN

@asifiqbal436

Ай бұрын

What is Juan

@EMLtheViewer

Ай бұрын

@@asifiqbal436 An image macro meme of a horse standing on a balcony with the name JUAN in impact font. Don't try to understand, there's no explanation.

@asifiqbal436

Ай бұрын

@@EMLtheViewer Thanks!!

0:24 When he hit his head on the pole it sounded like the first note of the seinfeld intro bass line

@spacewizard69

Ай бұрын

indeed , nice catch

@AlexanderWhitaker-ui2ki

Ай бұрын

And it was funny 😂🤣

@Dragorage10111

Ай бұрын

Same here

@peachparee7647

Ай бұрын

0:33

@curriphacreator

Ай бұрын

Best part of the video in my opinion

2:10 I used to do that same thing when I was younger, I dunno but I just like maps back then and I kept drawing the world map

Just wait for their gender reveal party.

Pole light: Shut up 0:32

@LonelyCWill

Ай бұрын

Knock some sense into him 💀💀💀

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

shut up if you don't like tacos

@solidturtle6910

Ай бұрын

the pole factory reset him

0:46 I thought someone is sawing the table off Edit: Yooo 1.4k in 3 hours wow

@Midori9400

Ай бұрын

nope just a missbread dog that has a ton of health issues because of it

@OmnipotentPotato

Ай бұрын

​@@Midori9400 Oh so it isn't mistercake?

@thatgothcat

Ай бұрын

I thought it was a pressure washer 💀

@jazzycat1390

Ай бұрын

It's from unethical breeding of dogs where they just breed two dogs without checking It's genetics to see if it has a predisposition to certain health issues being prominent in pups. This dog is struggling severely just to breathe and should be taken to a vet to have it fixed through surgery as it is extremely uncomfortable and badly effects the life of the pug greatly.

@sadie_cat

Ай бұрын

​@@Midori9400 just animal cruelty for the sake of """"cuteness"""""

Nobody going to talk about the dude that played dead and proposed had a hello kitty bike 😂😂😂😂

Always a thumbs up. You have never disappointed.

That really is the worst proposal 😭

@scottrice5071

Ай бұрын

@DontReadMyPicture82643 get yo bot ass out of here

@isaktrondsen8830

Ай бұрын

@DontReadMyPicture82643 ok

@Donkeymaster9000

Ай бұрын

Depends on the size of rock he got her

@Shyknit

Ай бұрын

I'm genuinely surprised she didn't say no after he made her go through something so horrible, that was probably his plan all along, make her feel so sad that he's gone she'll say yes cause she's thankful he's still there smh

@iaminsideyourwalls2021

Ай бұрын

​@@ShyknitIf anything, he just traumatised her by faking his death.

2:25 i mean... it's definitely a map shaped drawing, that's for sure. lol

@cremino17

Ай бұрын

italy looks like a tiny pp

@sjefern

Ай бұрын

Poor Greece. Guess it's gone. Where will l go on my summer holiday instead?

@ViktorijaBastete

Ай бұрын

😂 my homeland lithuania lost its baltic sea as well 😂😂😂

@milenaswieboda4131

Ай бұрын

East Asia is wrong in soo many ways 😭😭

@sjefern

Ай бұрын

​@@ViktorijaBasteteFinland and Denmark is definitely gone as well 😂

The horse has a better living situation than i do

Thanks for mentioning Tanzania,its my country and i can tell that's exactly how clouds look like sometimes when on a plane

What's a better proposal than traumatizing your partner 😊

@Genghiz1182

Ай бұрын

but dont try it

@Genghiz1182

Ай бұрын

it sucks

@notuxnobux

Ай бұрын

It's a proposal she will never forget

@memyselfandi1939

Ай бұрын

@@Genghiz1182Wow quite the detective you are.

@Sigma_Male_Anti_Female

Ай бұрын

And wasting the time of people in traffic.

True fact: The surprise marriage proposal was invented by the diamond business as a promotion to sell more diamond engagement rings (before they were common). Obviously that was very successful and now people think they are being romantic when really, their fundamental function in this is supporting the diamond business.

@Emotionalsavage281

Ай бұрын

Who cares

@nocalsteve

Ай бұрын

The two-month salary rule was also made up by diamond dealers to normalize paying more. I once saw a woman on The Steve Harvey Show that expected three months salary from her fiancé.

@xaviermitchell578

Ай бұрын

fascinating and kinda sad 😑

@anon7934

Ай бұрын

True fact: Women don't care.

@tpbrcombo

Ай бұрын

You seriously think the fundamental function of surprise proposals is to support the diamond industry. 🤣

That pole hit his reset button 😂😂😂

Wow! that timelaps is amazing.

1:27 That's the laugh of someone who doesn't have to pay for a new glass window.

@jonscott623

Ай бұрын

My thought exactly.

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

Do you like squishes

@CartoDarko

Ай бұрын

your name wtf 😵‍💫😵‍💫

2:29 "draw a map of the world in one minute" Antarctica: "Am I a joke to you?"

@candymixon7011

Ай бұрын

They didn’t even finish Tasmania properly 😭

@thebackgammonsalmon3975

Ай бұрын

While Hawaii is left feeling invisible.

@Devi_Seona

Ай бұрын

Not a single country is correct, but I guess for some people somehow it’s impressive…..

@ColinWatters

Ай бұрын

Missing India?

@user-qt2we6mb6k

Ай бұрын

The new polynesian super nation on that map is impressive.

The video before the last there was DEFINITELY a Hangover movie style party that happened!

2:50 Damn it, Roach.

that proposal in exchange of HEART ATTACK

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

you like tacos

@2:10 you can clearly see the outline of all the continents on the paper. They aren't free-hand drawing that.

@Andha1

Ай бұрын

Wow, good spot

@tuanoful

Ай бұрын

wHAT? I DONT SEE IT

@teentraveler1790

Ай бұрын

They also most likely practiced a lot before hand too. Still nice though.

@oskardahle2478

Ай бұрын

@@tuanoful you can see the outline as if someone has pushed the paper with a needle

@CaucasainAsian

Ай бұрын

I thinks that’s indents from doing it previously

The guy walking into the pole 😂😂😂😂😂

The silence at 0:34 haha

2:47 JUAN!!!

@pet-purple-panda1634

Ай бұрын

Literally was gonna comment on how I'm happy to see Juan doing well lol

@GHOSTSTALKER90

Ай бұрын

That photo was taken at the entrance to the city of redcliffe in Queensland, Australia. It still freaks me out when driving home .

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

does Juan like tacos

@N-Lee

Ай бұрын

I want to hear Juan's side of the story before I come to any conclusion.

1:48 bro doesn't need a chiropractor, chiropractor needs him

@navareeves8976

Ай бұрын

fun fact, its actually quite common for horse owners to get their horses chiropractic work or massage work done!

@lazzyace5551

Ай бұрын

i need him as my chiropractor

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

do you like tacos

@sethmichaelson1612

Ай бұрын

At that point does he even have bones

@matthewboire6843

Ай бұрын

Is he got bones

the map one is too cool!

My cat enjoyed your video today. Thanks!

1:35 Happened to me, but one of my cats just pulled out a big chunk of hair instead of a strand

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

ok I'm done

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

one last taco

@exp-io853

Ай бұрын

how u feel lol

2:45 this is a clever reference to acclaimed netflix cartoon "Bojack Horseman"

@Window4503

Ай бұрын

So it’s not just me! Too bad they couldn’t get a golden retriever, a Vietnamese-American woman, and a cat up there too

@daviio

Ай бұрын

João.

1:58 A cat performs the very first real life Flash Kick from Street Fighter 2

Her: "He's dead! I get all his stuff!" Also her: "We're getting married, I get all his stuff!"

1:53 the horse was saying thanks

1:23 Man is Sharp Darts upgrade from BTD6 irl

@kenesys8713

Ай бұрын

Bro's upgrade costs $150 monkey money 😭

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

do you like squishes

@zyxwvut4740

Ай бұрын

Should have had ceramic walls…

@maazfarhantheepicgamer311

Ай бұрын

thats Quincy

That pug sounds like a 2 stroke bike 😂

2:30 dude we are lost and we do not even have map "no problem"

2:23 This world map drawing is really impressive BUT I was a little let down by the shape of Italy. Like come on, it has the most characteristic shape of every country. 😅

@Kumire_921

Ай бұрын

I guess in under a minute you can only afford to think about the continents lol

@Steven-tl8fs

Ай бұрын

Yea she also forgot Antarctica which is a continent.

@TheWertycon

Ай бұрын

Atleast you didnt get replaced with the UK like Denmark LOL

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

you like tacos

@Kadukunahaluu

Ай бұрын

They didn't draw every single individual island in the Pacific; very disappointing I hope people know this was a joke

0:48 My broken down car starting up

@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fs

Ай бұрын

do you like tacos

@Daylon_T

Ай бұрын

Clown*

@LorenzJahn

Ай бұрын

Stop making fun at costs of torment breedings.

I'll never think of the words "High horse" the same again! Sheeesh.😂

The person drawing the whole map must hate the Caribbean.

That last clouds clip from Tanzania looks so gorgeous. 🙂💙

Dude with the eclipse glasses 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legend has it, the guy is still spinning the giant Pringle.

@jerseyjoyride1316

Ай бұрын

I'm going to say that one's fake because there's no way he hit his head that hard to make that sound and didn't drop the phone.

@olirc

Ай бұрын

That one was garbage. Nothing funny about it at all.

The time lapse in Tanzania feels like the place in a game that prompts "Turn Around - End of Map"

I have seen so many videos of cats chewing through their owners hair and every time the owner can only laugh about it because well you just SAT THERE