I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward

@crypt1ze

3 жыл бұрын

1:36 sounds like what a cult would sings

@multatuli1

3 жыл бұрын

Chromartie highschool english dub

@stuff1649

3 жыл бұрын

multa tuli what

@mareeeedensos6348

3 жыл бұрын

@Pnz 1 Or if it was a cultist's birthday.

@alpaca_cloud9657

3 жыл бұрын

ikr i was cringing 0_o

"Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...." Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.

@Herbertti3

Жыл бұрын

First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.

@spotdvm11

Жыл бұрын

Same tho lol

@vickvick9440

Жыл бұрын

Maybe the Joker could say that

@scoutman66

Жыл бұрын

I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.

@HeathBlythe

Жыл бұрын

I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.

Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!

@sarkaniemi

Жыл бұрын

@@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!

@mikiqex

Жыл бұрын

@@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)

@wowalamoiz9489

Жыл бұрын

Hurr durr earth flat space fake

@QuattroZack1

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.

@sarkaniemi

Жыл бұрын

@@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!

Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.

@You_Can_Do_If

Жыл бұрын

Is unreal how lucky we are.

@frantisekvrana3902

10 ай бұрын

Zeus holds up the Aegis.

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername

8 ай бұрын

Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_

@alexCh-ln2gw

4 ай бұрын

That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.

@jennifermorgan1837

Ай бұрын

Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)

_"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_ *Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch

@rokuyasu9143

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc

@dopdrop8998

3 жыл бұрын

soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.

@dhplaz1475

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life

@literallyDH

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now

@foskfismfus

3 жыл бұрын

soldiermaanSZN did you do it

That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.

@Nagisa___

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@Nichlight1000

3 жыл бұрын

Shit

@CoolCalChickenBone

3 жыл бұрын

2.1K

@Rodrigo-ug8en

3 жыл бұрын

*yeah the floor here tastes like floor*

@1978rharris

3 жыл бұрын

Best use of a church ever, including it being used to kiss the ass of an imaginary friend.

i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow

@KestrelHarper

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.

@magiv4205

Жыл бұрын

@@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!

@tsm688

Жыл бұрын

It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast

@justaway_of_the_samurai

Жыл бұрын

Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area. The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.

@KestrelHarper

Жыл бұрын

@@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D

Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.

@sadredball

Жыл бұрын

his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!

"What do you do for a living?" "I ask other people what they do for a living."

@king_suda_2956

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@dwag6136

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine someone had the same job and asked the person who asks people what they do for a living.

@3starsburningbright

3 жыл бұрын

Say for a living?" "BIRTHDAY.... BIRTHDAYYYY.............. _B I R T H D A Y!!!!!_

@MatthewRass

3 жыл бұрын

Mortementis or just say KZread ? Lol

@anastasiadicoski9591

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

“What do you do to get this car.” “Lock picking.”

@alorrrviaa4368

3 жыл бұрын

interesting .

@Anonymous-nj6of

3 жыл бұрын

@@alorrrviaa4368 y

@Dethmeister

3 жыл бұрын

"Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)

@kidskpadonou894

3 жыл бұрын

@Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where... You're not nosaj, are you?

@sewerrat7321

3 жыл бұрын

I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.

I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding

@Momcat_maggiefelinefan

Жыл бұрын

I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!

@theleafeon8345

Жыл бұрын

You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that

@MIB4u

Жыл бұрын

he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!

Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team

The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*

@Tespacc

3 жыл бұрын

_BIRTHDAY_ *BIRTHDAY*

@rehan7825

3 жыл бұрын

*birthday*

@fififiona_1164

3 жыл бұрын

woohoo

@dot2336

3 жыл бұрын

1:41

@dot2336

3 жыл бұрын

*B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *W O O H O O !!*

The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.

@czechoslovakia8269

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@supremeshrek8096

3 жыл бұрын

Lol..

@skymemese7966

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gdelusiveplayz3609

3 жыл бұрын

lol?

@henrybatmanlol451

3 жыл бұрын

Lol?

The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.

@BigmoufBallClan

3 жыл бұрын

Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping

@deathserpent9747

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.

"this car yours?" "yea" "what do you do for a living?" *"steal"*

@donaldjendal306

3 жыл бұрын

I’m g

Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.

@nkneamkok

3 жыл бұрын

@KindHrt77i fucking love yt replies imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying: OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱 WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱

@Skovul

3 жыл бұрын

KindHrt77 this post made me giggle

@delaneycarla

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAH

@michealafton726

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dwag6136

3 жыл бұрын

The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out

Plot twist: they were just trying to summon the birthday demon

@eSpresso72

3 жыл бұрын

We did it

@Emiichoco

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b why do you people do this ?

@_justRogue_

3 жыл бұрын

soldiermaanSZN bs

@AeroRain

3 жыл бұрын

soldiermaanSZN *oddly specific*

@annastasia3040

3 жыл бұрын

soldiermaanSZN something smells fishy about this and I can’t pinpoint what..

SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.

@macklinillustration

Жыл бұрын

The church in The Borderlands would disagree.

@gamedtime7794

Жыл бұрын

No personal space haha

@SunnyTheOpossum

Жыл бұрын

@@macklinillustration that is fair

I recognize the church/house! It’s not far from my daughter’s home. Looks marvellous on the exterior. Now I’ve seen the interior and it’s lovely.

Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god

@sampoke

3 жыл бұрын

birthday god! hail on us!!

@lankboi

3 жыл бұрын

Im calling it. Its gonna be pinned

@DailyDominoes

3 жыл бұрын

B I R T H D A Y

@Gunz1234

3 жыл бұрын

H

@Aden068

3 жыл бұрын

Hearted

"what did u do for a living?" "spine surgery" (actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)

@E_Rico

3 жыл бұрын

More like the guy with the Tesla

@tiredwithlife.9867

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer

@masky1147

3 жыл бұрын

lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes

@RedTL

3 жыл бұрын

I Hate People and I Hate God No?

@Bon-bn5lc

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

1:47 That smile of him is so forced Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!

Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice... "What do you do for a living?" "Im a spine surgeon" Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.

@solo_driven

3 жыл бұрын

Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?

@GauravSharma-bt9ld

2 жыл бұрын

The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.

@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad

3 ай бұрын

The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.

@cloverbun2574

2 ай бұрын

I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible

Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult

@f.d.parker5754

3 жыл бұрын

Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know

@Aaokke0

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@anonymous13.1

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lordshrimpramen5589

3 жыл бұрын

_it is one._

@spiderboyreal

3 жыл бұрын

Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date

“What do you do for a living?” “Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”

@preds43

3 жыл бұрын

He hearted your comment bro 🤯😄

@observantmagic4156

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you have been chosen

@akshajkant5681

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats for the heart

@mikex-tt6vp

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated, more likes for u

@mcslickery481

3 жыл бұрын

YOUR* Say it like you mean it.

That cat looks like it has seen everything

2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!

@Patfustys

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that’s pretty cool

I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.

@suuryasuprapto9472

3 жыл бұрын

He the biggest planet after all

@anyjen

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us. Look it up, it's really interesting.

@TheHeavenman88

3 жыл бұрын

Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.

@suuryasuprapto9472

3 жыл бұрын

It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate

@nak8490

3 жыл бұрын

I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁

“What do you do to get this car” “By being MrBeast’s friend”

@lakemontysee7296

3 жыл бұрын

@@itachi-wb6ki 19 seconds ago

@LinA-on7yd

3 жыл бұрын

Edited. I always tap the wrong letter when on mobile

@zxckkx1678

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THIS CAT

@user-dw1es8nk2l

3 жыл бұрын

CAR

@dhruvavikas1632

3 жыл бұрын

Stfu

that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever

2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own

Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!

@obviousbear1289

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible

@0079Matthew

3 жыл бұрын

Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*

@theuniversedeer5096

3 жыл бұрын

@@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth

@kurekiller6070

3 жыл бұрын

Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.

@carlwitt3934

3 жыл бұрын

Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ? He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it? Oh, God I'm getting old.

Jupiter when the comet hit: " That almost tickles "

@XSevenSonata

3 жыл бұрын

I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.

@notlkebitch4115

3 жыл бұрын

XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ

@jinmause206

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God ???

@trillow2758

3 жыл бұрын

“ Tis but a scratch “

@TheDragonCorporation

3 жыл бұрын

Jupiter: that fat kid Asteroid: feather

2:05 lol that silly NASA nonsense math.

0:59 Guy: what do you do for living? Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*

"real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"

@punnyjokeright4382

3 жыл бұрын

i relocate people's spines so yes, it is close

@MrKonquer

3 жыл бұрын

3 bed spine for sale

@scruffyspacepig_7057

3 жыл бұрын

He takes their spines, makes them into houses, then sells them

@abinothayyilsanoj4182

3 жыл бұрын

So who is the winner ,is it rapper?

@Devourthebook15

3 жыл бұрын

"this house has good bones... thanks to me :^)"

i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_

@hamnamalik6436

3 жыл бұрын

IKR that was gross

@eternalwasbetter

3 жыл бұрын

I hope flying poop doesn't come out

@NukeRadius

3 жыл бұрын

@God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name

@natogamez5672

3 жыл бұрын

@God is an asshole bruh OK and

@ben10azabenyy94

3 жыл бұрын

@God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you

I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊

"What do you do for a living?" "I body slam bags of chips."

The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind

@DecimatorAnimationGames

3 жыл бұрын

❤

@justausername3761

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao it would

@ubz05

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@covid-19vaccine97

3 жыл бұрын

Talking about me

@user-FRAAAUUURRRKKK

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah no body didint like that one

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands

@janiahsantos5673

3 жыл бұрын

Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch

@RealBananaBunch

3 жыл бұрын

Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-

@abinothayyilsanoj4182

3 жыл бұрын

Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁

@RealBananaBunch

3 жыл бұрын

@@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design

@cloud1301..

3 жыл бұрын

And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES

3:07 "That's how astronauts pee in space"

“How astronauts use the bathroom” Cosmonauts: we have been forgotten, backstabbed, betrayed, and maybe QUITE POSSIBLY bamboozled...

"about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter" 2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*

@javiencaboi9239

3 жыл бұрын

IT IS

@umarmust6049

3 жыл бұрын

HEY HEY HEY... Don't GIVE 2020 ANY MORE IDEAS...

@javiencaboi9239

3 жыл бұрын

@@umarmust6049 hahaha

@alexanderdemontfort3022

3 жыл бұрын

I thought everybody knew about Shoemaker-Levy 9

@tytusnezluk8955

3 жыл бұрын

Oh please just end it already, Send that comet to earth too 😂

birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."

@JameZ888

3 жыл бұрын

birthday

@itsyaboizach159

3 жыл бұрын

Birthday

@ZacMio

3 жыл бұрын

birthday

@Im_in_theTardis

3 жыл бұрын

Birthday

@krishnaceejaybielza9977

3 жыл бұрын

birthday

The birthday one sounds like a ritual

"What do you do for a living?" "I sing happy birthday with just the birthday part and nothing else"

Has expensive car. “What do you do for a living”? I’m a garbage man......

@Chan0art

3 жыл бұрын

Bus drivers drive expensive cars

@befer

3 жыл бұрын

In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON. Seriously, they get paid a lot

@gosucab944

3 жыл бұрын

@@befer I heard that it stinks though

@rain-uw9ju

3 жыл бұрын

@@gosucab944 baadum tshh

@fairfeatherfiend

3 жыл бұрын

Being a son to a billionaire.

Larg comet: hits Jupiter Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*

@hoshimi_setsuko4413

3 жыл бұрын

_"That Tickled..."_

@sorinstan1477

3 жыл бұрын

“i think theres a mosquito on me.”

@FootyBits

3 жыл бұрын

Read my name

@CharmingGoon-uo5ml

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I saw 52 but not 118

@LinA-on7yd

3 жыл бұрын

All that for a drop of blood

1:38 Partygoer: *AYO-! GET OUTTA HERE YOU PEST- HUMANS!*

1:43 it sounds like a ritual lmao!

If a comet hit me Me: ded If a comet hit Jupiter Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*

@dhruvavikas1632

3 жыл бұрын

More like a spider

@kiellua7598

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it was just Lizzo

@tobyboard1721

3 жыл бұрын

Sacrilegious Boi lmao

@Frogster08

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@ploopydre

3 жыл бұрын

gaming kitty125 Jupiter is a gas planet isn’t it right?

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?

@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq

3 жыл бұрын

Corona isn't in space yet

@amirbahrun3098

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq but common sense is

@gammaao

3 жыл бұрын

@@amirbahrun3098 theres still germs

@e.e.y.1803

3 жыл бұрын

Because they were probably cleaned??

@gammaao

3 жыл бұрын

@@e.e.y.1803 yes

1:37 I've never heard anything more cursed in my life.

Astronaut: touches toilet seat Me: tat disgusting

Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦

@theleader1150

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment!

@onepunchman1953

3 жыл бұрын

@@theleader1150 *recently posted funny comment exists* Replies: _underrated_

@Rhabanaarum

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

@koala5716

3 жыл бұрын

Too much underrated

@mako_happy

3 жыл бұрын

How did you make it italic???

The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety

@u.s.a3940

3 жыл бұрын

congrats on 40 likes

@plazxs281

3 жыл бұрын

u got a bot copying your comment

@edfuadmo9995

3 жыл бұрын

U are Virgin 😅

@matthewseltzer5982

3 жыл бұрын

OBJ wants to know her location

@micah5918

3 жыл бұрын

@@plazxs281 their everywhere you can't even report them.

3:04 That chicken just posthumously farted.

Owner: hi Cat: 0_0

"What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."

@Solarianv3

3 жыл бұрын

I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao

@aIkaIi

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living

"Real estate" "Close, spine surgeon" In what world...

@Masood1810

3 жыл бұрын

USA baby USA!

@RatRatRattyRatRat

3 жыл бұрын

The spine is free realestate.

@kinginyellow6959

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s saying he’s always on someone’s nerves :)

@user-dw1es8nk2l

3 жыл бұрын

It's free real estate

@montehammon428

3 жыл бұрын

I'm confused someone explain

"Nice car, what do you do for a living?" "Car jacker"

imagine having diarrhea in space and u missed the hole while popping and diarrhea starts floating around

"I am gonna go to the bathroom" "Well That sucks"

@abdulmoiz742

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSlizz s h u t

@alfieplayz8509

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha

@lilycassell6556

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSlizz *p l e a s e*

@somegearedrat

3 жыл бұрын

Shut 🐤👌

@dripalien4529

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSlizz buy one ur self

*”About 26 years ago a comet slammed into Jupiter”* Earth: **Sweats profusely**

@wyattb3138

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry. Earth is a much smaller target

@cerberussquad4030

3 жыл бұрын

Gyz i know that only 1.00000% people see this comment and many people will not like this comment but i have a Challenge to get 1k subs in less than a year with my friend and he has completed 800 subs and i have not even near him so plz help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@sxgh4724

3 жыл бұрын

2020 be like write that down write that down

@FoolMane

3 жыл бұрын

Claim here before this comment gets 1000 likes

@uksupuksu

3 жыл бұрын

Not earth, the people living in it.

-How do you get in that car? "Mr.Krabs's voice": -Money!

0:44 um cat what are you thinking 😂😂😂

Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable Me: what, no it doesn't Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this

@jordanspamsl2-_-798

3 жыл бұрын

"this is great, but I like this"

@FootyBits

3 жыл бұрын

Read my name

@Shane-ds6qj

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is 'grate' haha... >_> oh look the door...I'll be on my way

@elenachristine6266

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one that heard her say it "looks comfortable" I was so confused.

@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994

3 жыл бұрын

𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up: birthdayyyyy BIRTHDAYYY B I R T H D A Y

@jonthonarellano8580

3 жыл бұрын

It's sounds so ominous😳

@mariameza-bp7rb

3 жыл бұрын

Join the birthday cult

@yeanah620

3 жыл бұрын

It was so dead

@justadragonnamemarcus1751

3 жыл бұрын

*B I R T H DAY!*

@arghizulfiansyah93

3 жыл бұрын

Birthday

Well I guess I won’t be yearning to be an astronaut any longer. That is not a toilet… That’s some kind of torturous device… Ouch! 🙀

2:52 let me translate it .D "here comes my lion" calling a boy teen or a child lion is a tihng in Turkey. He says a curse word after but without the curse part so its just "your sister and mother" which he says bc he is surprised. You dont even need this but i did it bc i can

"I'm a rapper" = Dad's money confirmed

@filmingstorm8760

3 жыл бұрын

Rich ass background

@rubscratch98

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God what?

@eyesneveropen-meow-5125

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God r/eyeblech

@rubscratch98

3 жыл бұрын

@Mac Cheezy oh boy

@filmingstorm8760

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God you stupid

"How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.

@tsopmocful1958

3 жыл бұрын

And it sucks too.

@mokey9389

3 жыл бұрын

tsopmocful literally

@TamiyaPhilippW

3 жыл бұрын

But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?

@ranasameh88

3 жыл бұрын

But the pee/poo would still float in the air..

@TamiyaPhilippW

3 жыл бұрын

@@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case

**sees expensive car** “What do you do for a living” “Robbery”

@s1mp259

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 1st like

Me complaining about the school toilet Astronauts: That’s cute

@spazetv

3 жыл бұрын

n

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record KZread videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and

@justsomegreendude9034

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@justsomegreendude9034

3 жыл бұрын

@@InternetWeb no

@snailcheeseyt

3 жыл бұрын

AxxL wtf

The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual

@kilakuin

3 жыл бұрын

This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name ) Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)

@yourkitchenrug4300

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@damondgreen2239

3 жыл бұрын

At least demonic rituals are catchy...

We have a large cathedral style church that has been a theater that puts on plays for years. About 6 years ago there was a fire that damaged one of the bell towers and it partially collapse, making the whole structure unsafe. So it was condemned and fenced off. Due to it being one of our big historical buildings, nobody wants to tear it down but at the same time, nobody has the money to buy and fix it. I always wanted to turn it into my house as a kid lol.

1:50 I love that group of people

"real estate?" "close. spine surgeon" *im a bit worried for his patients*

@fantasticparrot602

3 жыл бұрын

he may have meant close in the amount of money though

@fantasticparrot602

3 жыл бұрын

@CreamnCoffee2 but do spine surgeons make a lot more than that?

@capybun

3 жыл бұрын

@@fantasticparrot602 um I don't think there is a field in surgery called "spine surgery", I think he might be a neurosurgeon or an orthopaedic surgeon if he operates on spines

@fantasticparrot602

3 жыл бұрын

@CreamnCoffee2 did not know that, thank you for the information. But trust me living in Abu Dhabi isn’t like seeing millionaires on the daily, at least not for me.

@alalalala57

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God no

Everyone else: “What do you do for a living?” me: WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!

@enkidoodoo

3 жыл бұрын

Not a "seat" if you cant sit on it

@ucidpmpm600

3 жыл бұрын

Nine Seven but you know probably some little pieces of shit have touch that thing 😑🤢

@ELEGANTFOX

3 жыл бұрын

@@ucidpmpm600 the some little piece touched you too, it was inside you longer

@enkidoodoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@ucidpmpm600 well true

@bleakhull

3 жыл бұрын

It was probably a model one and not really usable.

1:24 so that's how they make those commercials I never watch

"so you need this pipe, and you need to open this lid and most people prefer to open the other lid aswell" me: haha poop go float

*“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*

@YG-qi3cu

3 жыл бұрын

That was fucking creepy 😂😂

@PrnceJZ

3 жыл бұрын

*"WHOOOOOO!!"*

@iloveanimals5494

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrnceJZ I call this led big ball

@andygutierrez4512

3 жыл бұрын

oh man, thanks for the lyrics :D

@nooneatall9479

3 жыл бұрын

It was like some creepy ass cult ritual lol

See someone with their expensive car : "I'm about to ask this man whole career"

@anouaressanoussi

3 жыл бұрын

Reported

@noahw2704

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b biggest fucking cap

@WrathOfEvo

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@roymuzuwa7108

3 жыл бұрын

soldiermaanSZN *LoL betಠ_ಠ*

@SpeedyBoss

3 жыл бұрын

READ MY NAME

Birthday song sounded like some cult ritual lol. Jupiter: was that a mosquito?

The birthday song sounds like a ritual

Comet hits jupiter 26 years ago 2020: *Write that down write that down*

@tytig94

3 жыл бұрын

There is supposed to be a meteorite passing between the moon and the earth in November. I heard it's about the size of a SUV.

@sinisterbunny6796

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sinisterbunny6796

3 жыл бұрын

The entire world:”it’s the size of an suv? Nah let’s make that 28358 times bigger and frame it and then say we’re okay”

@SteiveWeive

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up shut up shut up😥

@JP03

3 жыл бұрын

plz no

The “birthday” sounds like a cultish chant

@infernoaj344

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah wth

@eSpresso72

3 жыл бұрын

I was fine with it 🤷🏼‍♂️

@joshua5207

3 жыл бұрын

eSpresso yoooo it’s actually you?

@rice2481

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@corgiwithabowtie1230

3 жыл бұрын

@@rice2481 7 seconds ago 😳

The clip where a family buys an old church and turns it into a home, has been a recurring dream I've been having for a few years now. My brain is broken now.

That cat be like: D O N T E V E R S N I F F G L U E

*Kind of creepy how they only said “BIRTHDAY” 😂.*

@withatreat184

3 жыл бұрын

@Shaggy Rodgers yeah lol

@grbmajor6645

3 жыл бұрын

Brains...Brains....

@marquionyt

3 жыл бұрын

Shaggy Rodgers 😂 exactly. And the kid was just sitting there feeling weird 😂

@PramkLuna

3 жыл бұрын

They're trying to summon a birthday with the offering of cake

@elmonotone9590

3 жыл бұрын

Seems fitting, there was no happiness this year

Imagine one time the guy asks someone: “what do you do for a living?” And the other dude just goes: “I steal”

@oben6853

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks you to whoever removed that other comment

@blahblahsen1142

3 жыл бұрын

"Car thief" *drives away quickly.*

@anarghirosdumitrache7362

3 жыл бұрын

way worse if they went "I kill"

@User-g6997

3 жыл бұрын

If I saw him irl I would say 'oh uuhhhh I make KZread videos'

Bruh i don't wanna go to space anymore 😂

He: what do u do for living Me: i eat to live

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands Edit: yo some guy just stole my comment and got more likes than me like WTF

@KristianLyubenovYT

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemonpledge10 This isn't your christian facebook group. Go post it there

@breadstick8623

3 жыл бұрын

Lemonpledge10 Living form of a headache You’re so obnoxious it’s almost impressive

@birb2197

3 жыл бұрын

Lemonpledge10 do you get paid for this?

@tsopmocful1958

3 жыл бұрын

Do you put on gloves to lift a toilet seat?

@tahjaeg5347

3 жыл бұрын

Lemonpledge10 please silence yourself

"What did you do at work today honey?" "I slapped the ground with a bag of chips attached to a stick."

@pepsiman4071

3 жыл бұрын

bag of air*

@MrGamePlayer1000CHNL

3 жыл бұрын

@@pepsiman4071 I guess you're not wrong lol

@alphastar12

3 жыл бұрын

soldiermaanSZN dude what bot do you use I see you everywhere

@celticconlanger6401

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b hae a life mate. Dinna gaun greetin fir things whet naebdie'll eer gie ye. Be cannie an dinnie be sich a gye glakit gowk.

@elijahdefore

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b congrats. U got me

The cat aren't surprised... It just got "my mind is an enigma moment"... spilled milk*

Comet: causes an impact equivalent to over 5 billion atom bombs Jupiter: 'Tis but a scratch