When Jack actually cooks something, he thinks it’s burned. Man truly is the Emperor of E. Coli

@sfr2107

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@samanthadurrant3379

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@slothape

Жыл бұрын

The omelet was closer to cooked than his chicken

@coryshannon3815

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much. Really, he just needed to flip it over, cook the other side (to where he thinks it's burned), then it would have actually been the first time he cooked something fully.😂

@zabtronics

Жыл бұрын

He IS E. Coli. His brain is just a colony of salmonella and some random parasites and some other bacteria living together, controlling him as their puppet. Trying to bring in more bacteria colonies to join the hivemind.

I completely sympathize with jack. I blended strawberries and blueberries to make a smoothie. And all i tasted was strawberries and blueberries. unforgivable.

@IsaacWale2004

Жыл бұрын

Did you not taste anything else? I thought you would taste a hint of pepper with it?

@MilanaSpitOnaUstala

Жыл бұрын

I choked on water 😂😂😂

@msbigdog1460

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯👍

@isaacmurphy4191

4 ай бұрын

I had some chicken the other day and you won't believe what it tasted like. Chicken. Like excuse me?????

@YouraverageFPSplayer

2 ай бұрын

I know right?

Jack being disgusted by a slightly runny omelet that could have been saved by putting a lid over the skillet for like 20'ish seconds while being delighted by bloody raw chicken is fkn incredible.

@rowanrobinson

9 ай бұрын

The omelet could have been saved by rolling it up or just folding it in half and waiting 2 minutes

@kevspeedruns9947

8 ай бұрын

@@rowanrobinson Yeah or by......flipping it halfway? Isn't that what normal people do? He could've cooked it without color, evenly, all the way. There's no excuse here, frying eggs is just out of his cognitive range.

@Fluffy-Fluffy

7 ай бұрын

​@@kevspeedruns9947I was thinking the same, but he probably did what they showed in the commercial and that didn't include flipping the omelet so, the fault is the blender. You know it all makes sense that way 😉

@KitsuneAdorable

5 ай бұрын

@@kevspeedruns9947 I think everything that involves cooking is out of his cognitive range.

@NelisiweMnyamane-lg7fd

4 ай бұрын

You know our salmonella sultan he loves bloody raw chicken.anything cooked properly turns him off

I understand Jack’s pain, I had a pizza the other day that just tasted like pepperoni, tomato sauce and cheese 😢

@wvrjl

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@oliver_twistor

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a Google review I read for one of my favourite Italian restaurants. They gave the restaurant 1 star and wrote "They only serve Italian food." Yeah, probably because it's an Italian restaurant... 🤦‍♂

@Nick_C1997

Жыл бұрын

@@oliver_twistor Here in England, Chinese restaurants actually serve non-Chinese dishes for people who don’t like Chinese food

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

@@Nick_C1997 what

@consumerofbepsi5254

Жыл бұрын

​@@crowdemon_archives I think it's mainly for milking extra profit outta picky children. Because having the chicken tenders on standby can reel in some extra dough if there's a picky eater in a family.

I'm confused because Jack believes that raw chicken is "done" but an undercooked omelet is inedible because of the Silver Bullet and not his lack of cooking prowess. Wow.

@AutoYoung

Жыл бұрын

*Magic Bullet...

@cheeseteam626

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the iron bullet that turn egg in to more egg

@taiyuanadavis4471

Жыл бұрын

Jack just likes to have stuff his way

@TobeyFairre7861

Жыл бұрын

Jack really is a special kind of stupid. I bet he was thrown on his as a baby

@dyr234

Жыл бұрын

no the real problem here is that he is going with the same speed and instructions that the infomercial did, like who the fuck does that? 🤣

So to recap, Jack… Berated the people that like his videos for asking for more videos Undercooked an omelette, called it burnt and blamed a blender Used too few tomatoes to make salsa, messed up on blending the salsa, admitted to using too few tomatoes and still blamed the blender Complained that a salsa made with tomatoes, jalapeño and cilantro tasted like the ingredients he put in the salsa Misused the blender by not putting it together properly Ignored the fact that cheese melting in a blender is impossible Admitted to stealing from his dad

@floraflowers

Жыл бұрын

And admitted he gave up cutting the cheese anymore but expected the blender to turn two huge blocks of cheese into cheese dust. Also didn't properly dice the onion chunks and blamed the blender for not cutting it.

@nickowens4066

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nickowens4066

Жыл бұрын

He's like a South Park character

@Nick_C1997

Жыл бұрын

@@nickowens4066 Which one?

@nickowens4066

Жыл бұрын

Almost any lol idk

I'm convinced that Jack is such a bad cook, he's effectively gaslit himself into believing that properly cooked food is "burnt" or taste bad. This man eats raw, rotten, or undercooked food and has forced his brain to be fine with ingesting it. The man gets hospitalized on a quarterly basis but he's still alive. Jack is basically a Keter class SCP with esoteric immortality. Absolutely astounding.

@TotallyCluelessGamer

9 ай бұрын

I'm calling it now, guy's going to be patient zero for some kind of plague in the future.

@G35370

8 ай бұрын

What the fuck is a keter class SCP

@Luckyninja0987

8 ай бұрын

@@G35370 SCP is fiction in the form of a wiki, about supernatural things/animals/people which are being recorded and/or contained by a secret organization. and keter is the most powerful/difficult to contain classification

Jack: "I don't flip my eggs when cooking them." Also Jack: "Why aren't the eggs cooking fully?"

@Mikey-ym6ok

2 ай бұрын

Sunny side up is fully cooked

Jack being genuinely disgusted by some chopped vegetables is absolutely hilarious. This man ate aunt Myrna's party cheese salad with a smile but a moderately chunky salsa made of fresh ingredients might as well have been actual trash.

@zabtronics

Жыл бұрын

Fresh food is Jack's kryptonite

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

69th 👍

@feraltaco4783

Жыл бұрын

@@zabtronics edible food is his Kryptonite. 🤣

@burgbass

Жыл бұрын

@@zabtronicsWell that’s not correct because Jack likes his chicken fresh. And I don’t mean fresh cooked, just fresh.

@adamaxley8145

Жыл бұрын

​@@zabtronics at least he likes his meat fresh.

Jack reviews a car: "I was able to go buy groceries with this car. That's good! It didn't refrigerate my groceries, tho. Bad product, don't buy."

@Guts_Brando

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@og-big-shepherd4468

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@og-big-shepherd4468

Жыл бұрын

Jack reviews a toilet: "I took a 10 pound shit from my terrible cooking and it clogged up and had to call the plumber. Dont buy this toilet"

@sonialoves444

Жыл бұрын

😂

@adriglizzy

Жыл бұрын

deadass

A magic bullet is literally the easiest version of a blender, a tool that is meant only for shredding up food. This is like watching someone not know how to use a papershredder

Jack seems like the kind of guy that would let a new tv bounce around the back of his car/suv, drop it on the way into his house, drop it again going up the stairs, then give it a 1/5 claiming “Came broken, packaging was terrible, don’t buy”

@qty1315

9 ай бұрын

Pro-tip: If you complain about something you got in a box being broken, claim that you can't find the piece that was broken off, because that means that whatever happened to break the thing happened before it was being boxed up to be shipped, meaning that the company is to blame. It's why if you call them they'll almost always ask if you have the broken part. They want you to say yes, or at least give a maybe. If you say no and they record the call, you've basically got the best piece of evidence ever if it ends up in court somehow.

@jolteon345

9 ай бұрын

@@qty1315 So you decided to give an irrelevant “Pro tip: How to scam companies if you know you broke something” comment. If you watched the video or actually paid attention to what I wrote beyond “came broken”, you’d know that I was poking fun at how Jack can do everything wrong and think that a product is worthless.

@zaer-ezart

Ай бұрын

​@@jolteon345 Oh yeah, imagine the tragedy of scamming those multi millions dollars company. They do it to us all the time and they don't seem to care all that much

Watching Jack dissing magic bullet, because he failed to make an omellete is beyond surreal. He calls the food he personally mixed nasty, when he can eat raw chicken and garbage stews!

@tatiana4050

Жыл бұрын

I think it's case study on stroke survivors.

@0ptimuscrime

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue from Jack

@AnnWahlquist

Жыл бұрын

He's unintelligent.....

@gordonwelcher9598

Жыл бұрын

I always put an omelette under the broiler in the oven to finish cooking.

@bobbyomari5500

Жыл бұрын

I read this comment first and thought, how does an egg relate to a blender? Then watched the video and busted up laughing from his failed egg omelette that he cooked and then continued to blame the blender 😂 it’s burned 🤣🤣🤣

I’m legitimately convinced he asked for a sponsorship from magic bullet and was denied and was so petty he tried to slander the product

@towanda2947

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking hmmmm isn't this slander?!

@TenaciousTheSketcher

Жыл бұрын

LMAO this right here! He probably called them - Yes this is the Cooking with Jack show I'd like to pitch a... hello? Hello?

@YurinanAcquiline

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@WobblesandBean

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, sounds about right.

@kenm2709

Жыл бұрын

I think it goes deeper than that, I think magic bullet refused to pay him any money and only offered a free unit, so he made this.

It's like adding 3 spoons of cocoa powder into 1 teaspoon of milk and then getting upset it didn't turn into chocolate milk. "But I used the same ingredients!"

“It doesn’t even cook well.” No wonder it burnt. Clearly the man sat there waiting for the Magic Bullet to “magically” cook it for him. 😂

Jack is the type of guy to give a 1 star review of a restaurant because he couldn’t find a parking space.

@MCMGM86

9 ай бұрын

😹😹😹

@bscar

4 ай бұрын

Or that he couldn't get a medium rare chicken breast.

ok, this is what happened. Jack contacted Magic Bullet and asked them to sponsor him. they turned him down cause his cooking videos suck, and then he got mad and tried to make a hit piece video. no joke. Source: Trust Me.

@monkeyclapper69

Жыл бұрын

That sounds like something Jack would do

@matte.covers5371

Жыл бұрын

SO TRUE OMG 😮

@dannylerch

Жыл бұрын

HEARD

@ophelias4172

Жыл бұрын

Well, random stranger on the internet, I do trust you. I would certainly trust you more than Jack the reason the recipes didn’t turn out because of a “as seen on tv” tiny blender.

@DanBlabbers

Жыл бұрын

He’s a tub of lard

I can't believe he COOKED EGG RIGHT, even if stopping before he finished, but then PROCEEDED TO SAY IT WAS BURNT.

That omelette looks like it's practically gonna finish cooking on the plate if he just waits a sec

@Loli_lover206

Жыл бұрын

It looked like it would have been fine if he flipped it and let it finish cooking

@komiks42

Жыл бұрын

​@@Loli_lover206Or keep it on heat a litte longer, it wasn't burn. Or kill the heat and let it finish Or whatever really

@zachbrown8421

Жыл бұрын

Lmao freakin FR tho. All it needed it was a quick flip and probably would’ve came out perfect… for once 🥲

@66ixty9ine

3 ай бұрын

​@@komiks42 wdym? it's clearly burnt. it's almost edible, jack doesnt like that

@komiks42

3 ай бұрын

@@66ixty9ine point me moment when you see part that is burnt

Magic bullet is actually kind of good and useful, unlike Jack's cooking.

@abcdeisthekey

Жыл бұрын

I had one many many years ago and I remember it being pretty decent for the most part until the motor burnt out or something (I remember smelling burnt plastic and it was the spinny parts fault)

@ryanfuller4401

Жыл бұрын

Pro tip: Ninja has the best blenders, they're the only ones that can handle making protein ice cream which is probably the most difficult item for your blender to make. Magic bullet is alright thou and they're hella cheap

@halofornoobs93

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanfuller4401 yup. I used Magic Blender for about 4 years. Once it burned out I bought a ninja blender and it has been flawless for 5 years with the exception of a dulling blade, but that is to be expected.

@BnaBreaker

Жыл бұрын

Right? I mean, it's not supposed to take the place of your Vitamix Blender, and nobody from Magic Bullet has ever made that claim, but it certainly has it's place in the kitchen. Jack is just an idiot that didn't use it properly, but like, a hammer isn't gonna work if you hold it upside down. Operator competency has to factor into the equation eventually. lol

@StoicVeR

Жыл бұрын

yeah, these blendy products are pretty good. I use mine for snack shakes - throw in some almond milk and unsalted/unsweetened peanut butter for added protein. They seem gimmicky, but worth the investment

I understand his pain, I've had to throw away 4 different blenders so far because each one kept burning my eggs

@mrenigma6508

Жыл бұрын

I've had to throw my magic bullet because I made a banana milskshake, and all I tasted was milk and banana

@wvrjl

Жыл бұрын

Lol.

@burgbass

Жыл бұрын

@@mrenigma6508Well of course it’ll taste like that, you forgot to put in the shake.

@Romaine_Letttuce

Жыл бұрын

I smashed my blender on the ground cause it couldn't melt an entire block of Velveeta that I didn't cut up (fun fact I actually did break a glass blender by dropping it, it wasn't on purpose tho)

@genodedemon5109

Жыл бұрын

@@mrenigma6508 yeah I want a shame. I was hoping for a little bit of rust to come off the blades personally. Add a little bit of an irony texture and flavor.

The first time Jack gave his own food an honest review cause he could gaslight himself into blaming the poor blender

What astonishes me still to this day is how he thought he could get a cooking show on food network, and was dead serious about it

Jack says salsa looks nasty. Meanwhile he makes a "salad" with caned beans & mayo LMAO

@consumerofbepsi5254

Жыл бұрын

He's so used to cooking the nasty patty from SpongeBob that normal food is nasty to him

@genodedemon5109

Жыл бұрын

This dude Is a clown.

Jack is the guy at the beginning of the infomercial that can’t complete the simplest tasks

@Misty8097

Жыл бұрын

In the black and white slow-mo footage where a giant X comes up across the screen

@LeviAckerman096

Жыл бұрын

"Do you struggle to cook your chicken properly like this guy? Struggle no more!" ~ Random infomercial featuring Jack as the useless chicken undercooker

@seradinengram3610

Жыл бұрын

He’s definitely the guy who stabs himself in the ear with q-tips and screams out. DAILY

@hollywoodstar6421

Жыл бұрын

@@seradinengram3610daily 😂😂

@pavlinas3422

Жыл бұрын

Yeeeah, exactly... Or that girl in ads for mobile game, who can't repair her window, and freeze 🙄😸😸

The secondhand embarassment from watching a grown man having a tantrum over a blender is quite a special kind...

If Magic Bullet would've sponsored that video, Jack would've given it a 10 star review and rated it the best blender money could buy

Jack has the kind of attitude that would make me very VERY uncomfortable in real life.

@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263

Жыл бұрын

Bro would be insufferable.

@theknifeman7097

Жыл бұрын

Yep wouldn't be able to be around him.

@Tomy_Yon

Жыл бұрын

Correction: not only you, everyone...

@brandonbigham3053

Жыл бұрын

He's a shit human being for sure.

@titustelesco2870

Жыл бұрын

You should watch his restaurant reviews. He's rude af

This feels like Jack got rejected from an actual partner-product-review and is now trying to make it look bad on porpuse as a revenge 😄

@abcdeisthekey

Жыл бұрын

I really read the end of the sentence like "on porpoise"

@tlehman1

Жыл бұрын

BINGO!!

@BnaBreaker

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I bet you're right! Jack would definitely be that petty.

@fernandomarcano6267

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought. Found your comment after I wrote the same.

@moshunit96

Жыл бұрын

Probably right. That comment he made about the cost of shipping at the end was odd.

at 7:13 he realizes he didn't screw on the lid properly, but after he seals it correctly, he just unscrews it immediately and complains. what a stellar guy. he should definitely be added as a Supreme Court judge

My ex bought me a magic bullet 20 years ago, we blended a raw Idaho potato skin on with that thing as a party trick. YES we were drunk each time we remembered this "trick", but the point stands it demolished those spuds and worked pretty dang well for many other things too. Smoothies were top notch.

Jack blaming the blender for the quality of his scrambled eggs is like him blaming the gas he puts in his car for any automobile accidents he may have.

@AnontheGOAT

Жыл бұрын

More like him blaming his car when he’s late for work.

@-Gax-

Жыл бұрын

Omelette not scrambled. They're almost as opposite as cooked egg comes. One is a mass of egg as one. One is a mass off egg as, well, scrambled.

@simonhoel2704

Жыл бұрын

a nos leak is a gas leak you can blame an accident on. although thats considered negligence on your part for allowing the leak.

“I consider that [omelette] a fail. I don’t like that at all.” Jack we watched you boil “omelettes” in plastic sandwich bags. Glass houses, man.

@keepdancingmaria

Жыл бұрын

OH! I forgot about that!

@Werkvuur

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the "lazy man's omelette" that was more work than a regular omelette and looked absolutely disgusting. 😂

@dicapriodelorean2888

Жыл бұрын

im convinced this guys like allergic to properly cooked food

The fact that I cant tell the difference between Jacks normal "This is amazing"-expression and "This is awful"-expression, really said nothing about what he thinks of his own cooking..

Magic bullet was one of its first kinds, and was a revolution when first introduced. Honestly it deserves some respect

@wvrjl

Жыл бұрын

I love mine. Jack needs to learn to read instructions. There are different blades for the different purposes. But if he stole it, he probably didn't have either. I tend not to trust someone who stole the product he's reviewing.

I love how Jack could've just cooked the omelette on a lower heat to prevent browning and allowed it to actually cook, but no, let's blame a magic bullet for him not knowing how stoves and cooking work.

@sparklesupreme8170

Жыл бұрын

Also he used a smaller pan so the result would never have been the same as the commercial.

@DanBlabbers

Жыл бұрын

The vegetables add moisture to make it so you can’t cook it on high temp like a normal omelette

@MrKhankab

Жыл бұрын

He could have also just flipped the omelet like a regular human being lol

@rayl3103

Жыл бұрын

@@MrKhankab It shouldn't be necessary but he could have drained the top of the omelet by lifting a side and tilting the pan. A common problem is too much heat.

@Antitheist_23

Жыл бұрын

@@rayl3103 or he could have just flipped it.... like other dude said. Nothing wrong with flipping an omelet to quickly cook the other side if its a little runny. As someone that has been cooking for 27 years and currently a professional rstaurant cook there is nothing wrong with flipping an omelet 👍

I'm legitimately getting annoyed from how he's blaming the Magic Bullet😆

@christinastokes5534

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@tonyisnotdead

Жыл бұрын

it's a product from a corporation. who cares? i hope his review makes people not want to buy it. i hope they go out of business

@gabrielblacklock3921

Жыл бұрын

@@tonyisnotdead lol you probably typed that out on your device made by a corporation.

@s18cyt

Жыл бұрын

@@tonyisnotdead “i hope misinformation causes a company to go out of business because boo corporations”

@MimeHTF5

Жыл бұрын

Okay they arn't sheaper

Out of all people on earth he is the last person to call CHOPPED VEGGIES "nasty"... Jack have you seen your cooking?

imagine getting mad at a device that isn't designed to shred full blocks of cheese. The Magic Bullet Omelette is the closest Jack has come to cooking anything right.

Jack: sets pan too hot Jack: omelette sucks, must be the blender

I like how he is so absolutely confused when actual cooking is done. Like my god, he thought cooked eggs were burnt and it was at fault of the blender. I added three ingredients to my salsa, why does it taste like those ingredients? Actually unbelievable.

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

"I cooked bacon, why does it smell like bacon?"

@ketaminepoptarts

11 ай бұрын

i wonder what his reaction to fully cooked chicken would be

@pumpkinpersonn

4 ай бұрын

@@ketaminepoptartsjack would probably say its overcooked.

i love how jack was using the device so incorrectly and was still blaming it for not being able to cook an omlette 😂

This is probably my favourite Jack video. It’s painfully funny just how angry he gets at a machine for mistakes he made 💀

It makes sense now. Jack thinks properly cooked is "burnt" 🤣

@ThAmCh

Жыл бұрын

that's why he cooks raw chicken. He takes raw chicken and cooks it to raw.

@RobloxGamer6422

9 ай бұрын

Witch can kill you 💀

@jasonwagner4266

3 ай бұрын

Those eggs were brunt. Brown eggs are burnt. They taste way worse.

I actually own a Magic Bullet, and I've literally used it to make everything he did aside from the cheese thing. It actually is a great product, and I think the fact that he just doesn't know how to use it properly is hilarious. It kind of says everything when the guy undercooks an omelet and blames the blender.

@SirHams

Жыл бұрын

Don’t put anything frozen in it frozen blueberries broke mine

@maxwellmortimermontoure7274

Жыл бұрын

Dead ass, these things fuck.

@danrobidoux

Жыл бұрын

@@SirHams Oh? I make smoothies with frozen berries every day with mine and it complains a little, but 100+ smoothies later and it still does the job. Maybe there are different kinds of bullets or blades that work differently with frozen stuff.

@boobviking3146

Жыл бұрын

I had one growing up and it was amazing too! I had no problem with mine!

@KerythDraws

Жыл бұрын

@@SirHams Did you have liquid in there with the berries? Otherwise I could see how rock hard pellets bouncing around a plastic container might do some damage.

I love the fact that Jack can eat fully raw chicken without flinching, but when he actually cooks something properly he thinks it's burnt

Jack's facial hair makes me feel like my reproductive organs are shriveling up.

I'm convinced Jack has short-term memory and that's why his cooking never improves. He doesn't remember how undercooked the chicken was one time, he undercooks it again. And then his ego is so big that he never admits it on camera.

@Kaixfikwind

Жыл бұрын

What's funny to me is he could just redo the video instead if it turns out bad but he uploads and grins through it anyway saying it's great lol

@asecretone

Жыл бұрын

He has had like three legit strokes so I wouldn't be surprised he has brain damage.

@theMemeDetective

Жыл бұрын

He just forgets he ate uncooked chicken. He forgets the salmonella. Jack is unstoppable

@Yamaha38XCRacer

Жыл бұрын

We will see how unstoppable he is once his other arm goes GIMP on him....

@kecukraftwork1988

Жыл бұрын

Jack has an additional stomach for extensive decontamination.

I feel like Jack blames a lot of things in his life on others.

@josephpayne2253

Жыл бұрын

No I like how he says the salsa taste nasty but when he ate raw chicken or garbage that had beer, hot dogs and other stuff in it, he says that's good. I don't think Jack knows the word good.

@Adventist9917

Жыл бұрын

It's a miracle he's married with a child... He really doesn't deserve a wife. He's a horrible person that should just be in a mental hospital for how delusional he is.

@pizzlerot2730

Жыл бұрын

He's absolutely that type of person. He couldn't even be assed to give the salsa another THREE FUCKING SECONDS, just immediately wrote it off. He very clearly thinks he's smarter than every person around him, too. It's obvious by the way he talks about what has actually been an extremely popular product, I mean I've used one and yeah it's not as good as a VitaMix or something high end but it's definitely not a piece of crap by any stretch, you might just have to give it more than three goddamn pulses to actually work well. What a joke of a human being Jack is, I feel so damn sorry for his wife (at least I think he's mentioned being married, and assuming he wasn't lying).

@dirtywash4890

Жыл бұрын

Wait until you see his church chili on why he didn't win 😂

@twithnell

Жыл бұрын

@@dirtywash4890 oh, I saw it. I'm surprised he didn't kill someone. Lol

I'm sure this is the first time Jack has EVER been worried about something being uncooked on his show.

I bought a Magic Bullet to make hot sauce with. The thing is insane. It could blend my whole ass house if it would fit. Absolutely bonkers for the price point.

"It looks nasty" Has Jack never seen his own cooking before?

@ThAmCh

Жыл бұрын

he cooks mostly with can food, so the salsa was something freshly prepared and he can't remember when was the last time he saw freshly cut/cooked ingredients...

we need this guy on master chef, it would be hilarious.

@landy4x4life

Жыл бұрын

Screw that chuck him on hells kitchen ide like to see what ramsey says

@jumpingpiggie422

Жыл бұрын

"Jack! The cilantro is raw... you donkey!" -"Gordo, it is an acquired taste... i always cook it medium rare like my best Chicken Salmonella." It will be epic.

@downnice95

Жыл бұрын

More like Worst Chef's of America

@joemayo8254

Жыл бұрын

Look up The West Texas Investors Club. There's an episode where Jack appears and it's a trainwreck.

@Hotline2007

Жыл бұрын

Man wait till Gordon see him

EVERYONE Needs to watch the exploding omelet maker!! Jack blows up a red copper chef and then rudely calls India to the customer service to complain

I have gone through two magic bullets. And bought replacements for each for the rubber rings and cups. It is awesome at making smoothies. That is what it is basically used for. And if you use the right ingredients you can make instant sorbet or instant ice-cream in it. Mine have gotten years of use. Loved them.

"It's the blender's fault I can't make an omelet!" "It's the blender's fault I didn't use enough tomatoes!" "it's the blender's fault I'm too lazy to properly cut up onions!" "It's the blender's fault I don't know what I'm doing!"

@MaskKidBRAND

Жыл бұрын

"It's the blender's fault my father left!"

@MaskKidBRAND

Жыл бұрын

"It's the blenders fault I've contracted Stage 3 Diabetes."

I guess the fault of the bullet was that its simple method of operation wasn't simple enough for Jack to use it properly 😅. For everybody else, it was good enough

@endorneyodera4366

Жыл бұрын

The magic bullet requires effort Therefor, its not a Lazy Man's Omellete

“This blender didn’t cook the omelette right” My Brother in Christ you cooked it 😂

Bro keep your playlists up to date... those Jack vids are gold and I wanna binge them all

PLEASE cover the bison burger! It's the rawest thing Jack has ever eaten.

@TottoHolm

Жыл бұрын

*Checking video of bison burger* I'd be surprised if it's more raw than the chicken he eat!

@TottoHolm

Жыл бұрын

Okay, I am back from watching the "Bison tacos and bison burgers" video and holy crap! You weren't kidding. It was basically "Burger tartare" 🤢

@Deform-2024

Жыл бұрын

@@lunaredgrave In the words of Gordon Ramsey, *IT'S FOOKIN RAW!*

@QueenJenniferTheGreat

Жыл бұрын

@@Deform-2024 im gonna go watch it right now, be back in 30 minutes

@QueenJenniferTheGreat

Жыл бұрын

im back, he just straight up ate raw meat, not even rare but just raw. he just let it sit in the pan till the outside became brown. Plus he added raw egg.

Jack: *cooks the salsa with tomatoes, jalapeño, cilantro* Also Jack: "all I taste is tomatoes, jalapeños, cilantro" *ah yes the floor is made out of floor*

@iDrunkRS

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the tomatoes-jalapeño-cilantro salsa is made out of tomatoes-jalapeño-cilantro.

@Sirmisfits1

Жыл бұрын

He forgot the little bit of water and salt that goes into the salsa

@garminbozia

Жыл бұрын

He forgot the piss

@viciouslady1340

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@AwesomeAmazinAyaan9877

Жыл бұрын

Bro these replies are golden lol

Jack's kitchen looks like a background they would use in an early 2000s kids show

I don’t know what it is about Jack, but he absolutely *_SCREAMS_* of domestic abuse.

@TearMeOpenIBelieve

11 ай бұрын

It's how he places the blame of his own mistakes onto anything around him. And probably how he keeps expecting this poor machine to do what he unreasonably expects it to as he berates it

@catoverlords9560

10 ай бұрын

He's admitted to choking his son until he got a nosebleed so your impression of him is correct

@brandonquinngarey6416

5 ай бұрын

You're breaking my heart. Don't tell me that Jack is actually a horrible person.

@thecrackswordsman

4 ай бұрын

@@brandonquinngarey6416he’s a despicable person, not only did he admit to beating his teenage son and making him homeless at 16 for smoking pot, he also voiced enthusiastic support for genociding civilians in the middle east. and to top it all off he’s a loyal parishioner of a church that’s been involved in child sex abuse and animal abuse scandals, and who’s pastor is a guy who hacked an innocent woman’s head off, found jesus in prison, and become a millionaire televangelist.

This is genuinely creepy. My boss was tossing out their own magic bullet today so I took it home and finished washing it all out only a few minutes ago. Some real happenstance there.

@javimiami92

Жыл бұрын

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Jack with salsa: “Smells good, looks nasty” “This is nasty looking” “Wasn’t ready for that, it taste nasty” Jack with raw chicken: “It’s cooked perfectly” “Look at the juice on this thing” “This taste amazing” I am shocked and appalled

@TrollMalefico1984

Жыл бұрын

This garbage of a cook would be an excellent comedian, if this was his character.

@teijaflink2226

Жыл бұрын

Is this guy serious or he's doing bad reviews for the views?

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

Жыл бұрын

Has he ever cooked a steak? Because he's either the "I want it still mooing" type or the "I want it on for 10 minutes a side and covered in ketchup" type

@SireForseti

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn culinary russian roulette

@epauletteshark

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn i remember i saw in a video by someone else he cooked burgers at some point and they were rare or even less than rare and he called them medium rare

Okay but if he knew the side of the omelet not touching the pan was undercooked why didn’t he just… flip it? You know, like how you cook an omelet???

So, he's blaming an appliance for his inability to do anything right? What about all of his other failures? Damned BULLET!

Jack is the type of person to run headlong into a brick wall and then get mad at the wall for being there.

@michaelfireheart8300

Жыл бұрын

Or get mad that he couldn't climb it like Spider-Man, so he tries to sue Marvel for false advertisement.

@fairymay7486

Жыл бұрын

Because he's a narcissist lol

@ZedzDed311

Жыл бұрын

Because that wall is nasty

the fact that he enjoys "garbage stew" but called a traditional salsa recipe (that HE mixed) nasty, and still blamed it on the blender blows my mind.

@klokateer4372

Жыл бұрын

Probably didn't have that citrusy lime juice taste he wanted, you know because cooking with Jack can mess up a glass of water

@bluewinterwolf

Жыл бұрын

Poor blender 😥

@dreampsi2

Жыл бұрын

Or Aunt "whatsherface's" everything refrigerator congealed salad stuff with celery or green peppers or whatever it had

@absolutelyfookinnobody2843

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the real world little buddy. There are lots of people like this dude

It seems like somewhere in Jack's life his Mom or elderly aunt told him he was a good cook & he just ran with it... I've read some of his online interactions and his ego & self-confidence are Off the Charts. I mean the AUDACITY to blame a blender for burning eggs ( when you could've just redone them for the video) displays the level of insanity.

4:56- Don't know, perhaps you accidently made pico de gallo instead of salsa in that blender because you put 2 baby tomatoes in with a bunch of onion and cilantro. Edit: Also, I noticed that when you dumped the 'salsa' out that the cilantro wasn't blended at all, suggesting that you didn't do it long enough.

Zoomers will never know about the hour long cheesiest/greatest late night infomercial that was the magic bullet blender

@ashleyferguson9287

Жыл бұрын

At one point I could recite the whole thing voices and all - what a time to be alive

@WheatY0

Жыл бұрын

You’re probably an early 20s zoomer yourself

@panthercat38

Жыл бұрын

You gotta look up the older OLDER ones

@ceruleannejaybirdian8825

Жыл бұрын

I remember though, I loved those commercials. I wanted a mini blender so bad. Finally got one.

@ytgytgy

Жыл бұрын

idk if I'm remembering this correctly but wasn't there a trashy old lady with a cigarette she never ashed? Memories

I've been using the magic bullet for years and my cooking SUCKS. Now I know why. Thanks, Jack.

Jack is a master of incompetence in the kitchen. He literally does nothing correctly or even passably.

“I’m giving it back to my dad, I didn’t even want that…F*ck you dad, what about my cooking classes? That’s what I asked for, not to be ridiculed by a product that actually makes money, unlike me! I hate you and the Magic Bullet!” -Jack’s internal dialogue. I know y’all heard it too.

I was gifted a "baby bullet" blender when preggo and I actually love the stupid thing. Being able to make very dmall batches of puree food is convienent. Definitely does its job. And if I switch out the blades (basically the lid) it worked for when baby was ready to upgrade textures. I assume the magic bullet is just a bigger version? But the mini version definitely makes baby food

@silentj624

Жыл бұрын

I bought a 3 in 1 from Amazon. Mini food processor, immersion blender, stand mixer. I use it quite often

@daeviant

Жыл бұрын

I had one of those. We made baby food, and I ended up using some of it as a sauce on my chicken.

@tinamarie7568

Жыл бұрын

Well done! I made all my babies' food too. (Mostly with my Magic Bullet) It's so much more healthy and economical. Good job going that extra mile😊

i used to take care of a child that couldn't chew her food and we had to use the magic bullet to blend all her food, it seemed to work pretty great lol

@goatbabe0666

Жыл бұрын

I love that! I used to take one to restaurants for a man I worked for who had swallowing issues bc most places either can't or won't puree food for him. It made us so much more mobile and try more foods.

@captain_vegan

Жыл бұрын

yes, it works if you use it correctly unlike Jack

Jack truly reduces cooking from an artform to a coliform

@catoverlords9560

11 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@Firevine

6 ай бұрын

This needs to be a top comment holy shit.

I'm in the quality department in the company I work for. Part of that is dealing with customer complaints. In this case, the category of the failure mode would be:

"These chopped up vegetables look gross" -Jack "I regularly eat raw chicken and am on my second stroke" Scalfani

My mom had a Magic Bullet and it wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t exceptional lol. When it broke, she got an actual blender and food processor. Jack’s just salty because he can’t cook.

@Aligartornator13

Жыл бұрын

Same, my mom had (has?) one too. Apparently the "push the container down to blend" is really practical. The only negative thing I can remember is that the blades got dull very fast, I had to sharpen them every few months, and the big container is somwhat hard to clean. It's a cheap blender, it blends. Don't know what else it should do.

@TheHeadincharge

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s a fine low powered mini blender, just don’t expect it to tear through difficult tasks. It’s for drinks and simple dips.

@hydropage2855

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think he understands the word “salty”

@michaelakadap924

Жыл бұрын

I had one of these too. It’s straight up murdered whatever you put in it. But I never thought about putting a solid block of cheese knowing it’s disadvantages. Definitely difficult to clean the bottom if you thought it was a good idea to experiment 😂. Was decent for liquid stuff. And I think it had the ability to lock so you could not have to hold it down. And the cup attachments was a interesting idea. Not always executed perfectly. 6.5 out of 10 great for waking up the family at 3 AM 😂

@gregorsamsa1364

Жыл бұрын

Magic bullet was weak. It was like an easy-bake blender. But nutribullet was legit

Idk why but in the first 9 seconds that guy actually made me genuinely laugh my ass off, when you put cilantro, tomato's and jalapenos in a, tiny food possessor?, what else is it supposed to taste like??? lmfao

XD jack being confronted with his cooking skills and having something to blame it on so we can hear what he truely things about his own cooking, is a thing of beauty

I think that his omelet looks better than anything that he's ever tried to cook on his channel

@docwho2828

Жыл бұрын

Yup!

@The_Crab_Whisperer

Жыл бұрын

It looks better than the one in the commercial, right? That looks rubbery and dry as fuck!

my mom has a magic bullet. works really well when you actually use it correctly.

"I'm glad I stole my father's magic bullet" is something a time traveling Kennedy should say, not a below average PrudeTube chef should admit...

Ok but that original magic bullet infomercial is amazing... seriously go watch it, it takes place the morning after what seems to have been a swinger party and is better than some sitcoms out there

The lady in the infomercial very likely flipped the omelet over in her own pan. In fact, I think that was a 'ready-made' one just for the sake of showing what the end product 'could' look like. It wasn't an instructional video on how to cook, just how to use the Magic Bullet. XD

@magnatcleo2043

Жыл бұрын

I thought that omelet looked like cooked on both sides too. I'd imagine that she just folded it to make sure it fit on the plate, because I don't believe there was enough room on that plate for it to just sit flat.

@SirCanuckelhead

Жыл бұрын

or the classic "using a lid trick", pretty advanced an all.

Jack is the kind of man who’s cooking would give Cavemen Food Poisoning

"Puts tomatoes, jalapeño and cilantro in a blender" Jack: It only tastes like tomatoes, jalapeño and cilantro. I'm disappointed with this blender. What is he smoking?

The Magic Bullet is actually a nice kitchen appliance when user properly.

I'm surprised an undercooked chicken breast didn't come out of the blender cup. At least he managed to undercook the chicken fetus

"I'm not even gonna chop anything up anymore" "I can't believe the tiny blender didn't chop up the massive chunks of cheese that literally took up the entire interior."

@Pedgo1986

Жыл бұрын

He is dumb, no blender or food processor on planet will finely chop sticky cheese. There are rules how to chop different things like for example you need some liquid or lower speed so food is not just bouncing away from blades. Its pain to watch.

@epic7224

Жыл бұрын

Ikr it was prob over the maximum

I read a product review recently for a duvet (blanket) cover ( literally a cover for your duvet) on Amazon. The picture showed the cover on the bed looking all full and fluffy but also had print stating that there's no duvet ( blanket) included. The review was angry that the cover was " just two sheets sewn together" (exactly what a duvet cover is) and wasn't fluffy like the photo. My eyes rolled so far up in my head. I desperately wished I could respond to the review... Jack is just that kind of person too.😅

God forbid one uses a blending product for enough time to get something to the consistency they want it. Lol. His salsa was definitely too chunky and his onions not cut up enough because the Magic Bullet sucks, and not because he didn't give the items enough time to blend. 😂

Jack never fails to disappoint...unless you're eating his food.

@kitkat914

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

We've been using a magic bullet for years to blend things up and it's always worked quite well for us. Jack is impatient and already didn't want to make that video before he turned on the camera so he was careless.

I'm telling you right now I had a magic bullet as a kid and it was fantastic so yeah this review is 100% based

@Jenn-ie5vf

Жыл бұрын

biased lol ;) I know what you meant, just joking with ya LOL

@Gatorade69

Жыл бұрын

I know most telemarket crap is just that, crap but the magic bullet is alright. It's a blender... It blends. There's obviously better blenders (that can get really pricey) but It's a decent product. Jack must be pretty stupid for not knowing how to use a damn blender...

@BlooCollaGal

Жыл бұрын

B-B-B-BASED

@michaelthompson7217

Жыл бұрын

BASED REVIEW

@whosjohncorzine

Жыл бұрын

Based and Magic Bullet-pilled

Jack... "A little burnt on my omelet, not okay." "Raw chicken, fucking delicious"

@liesalllies

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't even burnt it was nicely browned lmao it genuinely looked better then the one from the commercial.

@drivernephi2212

Жыл бұрын

That omelet looked fucking delicious on the "burnt" side. What the fuck is wrong with him

@PeLOmaRgni

Жыл бұрын

@@liesalllies That's the most hilarious part: the guy actually cooked something correctly and thought it was bad, amazing