The Worst Parts of Dating a Mad Scientist - Safety Third 110

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‪@TheBackyardScientist‬
‪@williamosman‬
‪@allenpan‬
Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan and a couple other KZread "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
0:00 : Wills video late
8:11 : Social media sucks
14:46 : Hating on the goat
19:17 : Which animal would u kill
28:28 : Launching your corpse into space
36:29 : Rat invasion
45:51 : Kevin’s dog fighting a raccoon
51:39 : Ferrets are banned
58:50 : Dating a KZreadr
01:07:00 : Are our parents proud
01:15:11 : Hoarding fridges
01:22:42 : White trash rich

Пікірлер: 242

  • @CadeXR
    @CadeXRАй бұрын

    Excited to watch this episode of couples therapy

  • @AnAngryRaven

    @AnAngryRaven

    Ай бұрын

    sup admiral

  • @turbochargedfilms

    @turbochargedfilms

    15 күн бұрын

    The couple being Will and Kevin ofc

  • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
    @ThomasTheThermonuclearBombАй бұрын

    I can absolutely see Kevin being a grocery story employee, he just has that look

  • @thatguy431

    @thatguy431

    Ай бұрын

    employee of the month, every month!

  • @Pink_Char

    @Pink_Char

    28 күн бұрын

    he has the vibe of the bagger with way too much enthusiasm

  • @dwight9807
    @dwight9807Ай бұрын

    William wobbling forward and backward because of the baby on his back is so funny

  • @masonronn1539
    @masonronn1539Ай бұрын

    "Existing is hard and I feel bad for everyone that has to do it." One of my father's most inspirational quotes is: "If living was easy everyone would do it." Those words keep me going everyday.

  • @arthurizando
    @arthurizandoАй бұрын

    I'm exactly like William, have 100 things to do and no long term focus to complete any of them

  • @toastythebear

    @toastythebear

    Ай бұрын

    I specialize in unfinished projects.

  • @StaYUTI420

    @StaYUTI420

    Ай бұрын

    Certified procrastinator here too.

  • @Evan_124

    @Evan_124

    Ай бұрын

    Don't call me out like that

  • @stephend3610
    @stephend3610Ай бұрын

    I've got two speeds: immediately or never

  • @samreeve9738
    @samreeve9738Ай бұрын

    Writing stuff down is a cheat code. I'd get stressed if I had more than 3 things to do, now I make a todo list and stuff actually gets done

  • @alexbutler1944

    @alexbutler1944

    Ай бұрын

    Literally got a list tattooed on my left forearm in college for this exact reason. I can't lose it, and I can't ignore it. Edit: Should probably specify that it's a series of ruled lines that I can write on with an ink pen. Not an actual list of that particular days tasks forever enshrined.

  • @sr.365

    @sr.365

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@alexbutler19441. Wake up

  • @toastythebear

    @toastythebear

    Ай бұрын

    @@alexbutler1944 perpetually studying for the final final.

  • @Yewtewba

    @Yewtewba

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@alexbutler1944oh god, imagine being reminded forever of the time you forgot to get milk. I do like fill in the agenda/mood/whatever of the day tattoos. I hope it also has an ornate border

  • @regispriqueler8745

    @regispriqueler8745

    Ай бұрын

    Unless you forgot the list, and adding "remember the list" to a an other list is therefore useless

  • @jacewhite8540
    @jacewhite8540Ай бұрын

    Potato playing with a mouse trap is really the pure essence of the energy of this podcast. I love it!

  • @krillianlastrange4886
    @krillianlastrange4886Ай бұрын

    Watching 4 adults try to remember the word mutton.

  • @shabushaburo
    @shabushaburoАй бұрын

    I can't wait for the Backyard Scientist Video titled: "BUILDING A ROCKET TO SEND MY FRIEND'S CORPSE TO SPACE!"

  • @spartenz14
    @spartenz14Ай бұрын

    It was nice of Chelsea and Sandra to let Will and Kevin on their podcast

  • @RyanMercer
    @RyanMercerАй бұрын

    Why didn't someone wake me up?!

  • @DolphinSneeze69

    @DolphinSneeze69

    Ай бұрын

    You were sleeping so well

  • @rosetheblackcat

    @rosetheblackcat

    Ай бұрын

    Good morning

  • @RyanMercer

    @RyanMercer

    Ай бұрын

    @@rosetheblackcat ☺

  • @lowkeyiguana

    @lowkeyiguana

    Ай бұрын

    Hey, wake up

  • @crandalllogan584

    @crandalllogan584

    Ай бұрын

    My bad

  • @mundanestuff
    @mundanestuffАй бұрын

    William needs to delegate. You need a manager for OpenSauce who isn't you. It's your baby, just like Potato, you'll send Potato to school and trust someone with her, so you need to send OpenSauce to school and trust someone with it. I'll be there, it'll be wonderful. It's something that can be a huge success year after year, but if you're the single record of authority? It is far too much work for one person. Spawn off processes, assign those processes to individual contributors, get weekly updates, keep a list of all the project work that's been delegated and just check in once a week.

  • @mundanestuff

    @mundanestuff

    9 күн бұрын

    BTW, it was run wonderfully. As an outside observer it seemed like it. The food seemed well organized and plenty. The bathrooms were fine. The aisles and displays were well organized. The events seemed to go off fine like the panels and main speakers. The other events like car racing seemed well managed. Vending sales seemed well managed. Seriously, I don't think he could have asked for more, though I'm sure he was stressed the whole time.

  • @aidenwallin3523
    @aidenwallin3523Ай бұрын

    So for reference, the Mustelidae family includes weasels, ferrets, stoats, minks, martins, badgers, otters, and wolverines. Most of which are vicious noodles of varying degrees of monster.

  • @matheusp572

    @matheusp572

    Ай бұрын

    I know Martin, don’t say that about him.

  • @chiefofthesky

    @chiefofthesky

    Ай бұрын

    so many cute lil guys

  • @Sauvenil

    @Sauvenil

    Ай бұрын

    Noodlebear FTW.

  • @EpicManaphyDude

    @EpicManaphyDude

    27 күн бұрын

    yes the mustelids 🫡

  • @uhoh7545

    @uhoh7545

    27 күн бұрын

    That i know of this taxonomic class from a gacha visual novel's deep lore is the reason i may never see heaven

  • @antoniocialfi77
    @antoniocialfi77Ай бұрын

    Took me 10 min to realize Will is wearing Potato on his back

  • @yakobobey3681

    @yakobobey3681

    Ай бұрын

    As is the usual for introducing the guest on this podcast lol

  • @Feeeeeeenix

    @Feeeeeeenix

    Ай бұрын

    their kid is named potato?

  • @antoniocialfi77

    @antoniocialfi77

    Ай бұрын

    @@Feeeeeeenix its a nickname

  • @yakobobey3681

    @yakobobey3681

    Ай бұрын

    @@Feeeeeeenix like his wife's name is caretaker. Just nicknames

  • @rocketamadeus3730
    @rocketamadeus3730Ай бұрын

    Caretaker is so polite to describe the bane of her existence as "interesting."

  • @user-bm9yt3oj8y

    @user-bm9yt3oj8y

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah like either a cashier or the guy who restocks the meats at Publix

  • @uberfuzzy
    @uberfuzzyАй бұрын

    All future videos need a "subway surfer style" Potato video overlay

  • @jjpark98
    @jjpark98Ай бұрын

    Man... I relate SO hard with their ADHD stories and forgetting everything. I'm like that every single day and much like Will, I've learned that the only way I'll get things done is if I do them immediately when I see it or remember it

  • @BenJacobsen-co5ou
    @BenJacobsen-co5ouАй бұрын

    This episode has been indeed special and worthy of the intro. Your wifes Sandra and Chelsey are really cool and I would honestly watch a podcast between those two. What's really interesting to me is how the whole dynamic changes whenever there's a woman on your podcast (and this time especially with your spouses). At first you tried to give them room (and that let to interesting talks) and than Will steamrolled everyone as always. I would be interested in hearing more about your pre-youtube lives (even though that's not your content). I bet there are a lot of uncovered gems there. Also Kevin and Sandra seem very sweet together. Totally ship them as a couple. Greetings from Germany!

  • @epicthief
    @epicthiefАй бұрын

    Best couples therapy episode of any podcast ever

  • @ajs1998
    @ajs1998Ай бұрын

    Listening to friends talk over each other like this is so calming.

  • @MrMegaGeoff
    @MrMegaGeoffАй бұрын

    "Existing is hard and I feel bad for everybody that has to do it" Can I have this on a tee shirt please?

  • @kittyvanzandt4407
    @kittyvanzandt4407Ай бұрын

    Potato's hand at 22:00 (the min after) is adorbs.

  • @crispy_338
    @crispy_338Ай бұрын

    Yeah I feel scatterbrained like Will. If think of something I have to write it down or do it immediately or I forget about it forever

  • @Evan_124

    @Evan_124

    Ай бұрын

    I think everyone does

  • @SheWhoWalksSilently
    @SheWhoWalksSilentlyАй бұрын

    It took me a while to realize the potato was on his back 😂 Lil fingers teehee

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202Ай бұрын

    i can't believe it took this long for this episode to happen

  • @tbillington
    @tbillingtonАй бұрын

    So awseome to have a longer chat with your better halves. Chelsea and Sandra make for great guests, hopefully we'll see them on again.

  • @alsoCaius
    @alsoCaiusАй бұрын

    Kevin didn't wave back at potato and it made me irrationally sad

  • @orijimi
    @orijimiАй бұрын

    Kevin's reason for leaving Facebook was my own. Respect.

  • @lowghost19
    @lowghost19Ай бұрын

    Great episode! Next we need Allen & Nigel to bring their partners

  • @charlottedaiken1221

    @charlottedaiken1221

    Ай бұрын

    Do they have partners?

  • @beanboy6934

    @beanboy6934

    Ай бұрын

    @@charlottedaiken1221 I don't know about Allen but based on the santa video and the tik tok trend Nigel might have someone special

  • @greggleswong
    @greggleswongАй бұрын

    This was very therapeutic. Thank you

  • @NolieRavioli
    @NolieRavioliАй бұрын

    you dont understand how bad youtube is. its like 88% as bad as tiktok and insta i uninstalled instagram and now i binge youtube content and my home screen makes me want to live in the wilderness

  • @dweeep03

    @dweeep03

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah fr, the only good thing is that you have a much more time to get out and exit if you watch longer videos

  • @user-bm9yt3oj8y

    @user-bm9yt3oj8y

    Ай бұрын

    And they just added games to it too. Is your attention span so short that yt shorts are boring? Well here you go, play a little video game!!

  • @MrHeroicDemon
    @MrHeroicDemonАй бұрын

    OMG YES WIFE EPISODE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love this switch up , my girlfriend might actually listen to yall rather than me sending her clips lmao. Shes blonde as well so. Fits in. EDIT: My girlfriend says you all look amazing lmao Falcon Eagle hits at 300km/hr + can cut a bird's head clean off. That's the mass of a Falcon's Claw/punch, F=MA, we can 100% even at 50km/hr with our mass of our hand compared to a falcon claw, should or could reach same levels, some practice, a kick from a human can literally explode a bird. Chuck Norris meets Mythbusters.

  • @Duckytaro
    @DuckytaroАй бұрын

    😭😩 it finally happened we got the gjrls episode!!! I'm so happy I've been wanting this episode for so long

  • @SirDingle
    @SirDingleАй бұрын

    William just doing a casual death stranding cosplay

  • @Bearbytez
    @BearbytezАй бұрын

    Ah, nothing like waking up a bit after 11am and seeing a fresh upload from my favorite podcast that never makes me feel guilty or ashamed of myself.

  • @Leadvest

    @Leadvest

    Ай бұрын

    Is this sarcasm, or do you watch true crime podcasts?

  • @Bearbytez

    @Bearbytez

    Ай бұрын

    @@Leadvest 0:40

  • @illiteratebeef
    @illiteratebeefАй бұрын

    1:03:48 Finally someone who explains how I feel about button up shirts.

  • @thivik
    @thivikАй бұрын

    I think fixing all broken things in the house could be a fun video Idea. Like you stage it like you want to build something really cool and then in the means to build something cool you have to fix the little things.

  • @gljames24
    @gljames24Ай бұрын

    My ADHD makes me cycle between 60 different topics per minute so to remember what I was talking about a minute ago takes a lot of effort. I've gotten better by grouping the thoughts with landmarks.

  • @ssiddarth
    @ssiddarthАй бұрын

    Loved this one 👌💖

  • @ScottCalvinsClause
    @ScottCalvinsClauseАй бұрын

    It's all worth it to see potato eat the microphone

  • @EdgarDoiron
    @EdgarDoironАй бұрын

    This was an amazing episode

  • @DrQuestern
    @DrQuestern3 күн бұрын

    54:38 Damn that's a good chomp

  • @gnarlyandy1
    @gnarlyandy1Ай бұрын

    One of my favorite episodes.

  • @RC360
    @RC360Ай бұрын

    This is awesome! Great couples!

  • @AndreasPetersen1
    @AndreasPetersen1Ай бұрын

    Lovely episode!

  • @saintsakura_
    @saintsakura_Ай бұрын

    Good episode 💗

  • @ATONAL6173
    @ATONAL6173Ай бұрын

    Best episode yet.

  • @patrickkawa6350
    @patrickkawa6350Ай бұрын

    13:18 holy shit i forgot about kipkay

  • @giannidragos5211
    @giannidragos521116 күн бұрын

    This is my favorite episode by far

  • @thiswifisucks8037
    @thiswifisucks8037Ай бұрын

    It only took 110 episodes, but we out here

  • @orijimi
    @orijimiАй бұрын

    The annual commune meeting.

  • @maxegloff3001
    @maxegloff3001Ай бұрын

    lol that potato hand just stickung out there is hilarious

  • @YMandarin
    @YMandarinАй бұрын

    Memory loss is typically be a side effect of high stress

  • @garyromo2803
    @garyromo2803Ай бұрын

    If you are in Starbase again someday, hit me up, I live in Matamoros (the other side of the border) and I can give you a tour for sure. You can even make a video if you have some stupid idea that you can't do legally in the US; i can facilitate everything you need haha (legally of course), you can get away with almost anything on this side of the river (yes, again, even legally). But yeah, i could give you a tour in this side of the border and it will be one of those experiences that sound very stupid but you would love it. And if you ever here for a Starship launch, we have in Matamoros the best place to watch it, you can see the mission control building and the launchpad, it's like a triangle, 5 km each point, and the winds usually goes from south to north so at the moment of the launch all the smoke goes away and you can see the rocket very clearly

  • @elijahbowers1
    @elijahbowers1Ай бұрын

    I was wondering why he was wearing the baby backpack 😂. I wish my kiddo slept that well with noise.

  • @DanYosua
    @DanYosuaАй бұрын

    YOOO, the NZ night driving is horrifying having to dodge those 😂

  • @KMFL2010
    @KMFL2010Ай бұрын

    6:10 the collective quiet giggle that echoed through the universe..

  • @McIntosh.R
    @McIntosh.RАй бұрын

    I so sympathize with not being able to retain information about family plans and birthdays and holidays, like the info just doesnt get stored in my mind, and unfortunately if you're my partner, I will rely on you to repeatedly remind me days & weeks & months proir and to never feel like "oh he'll remember" no he wont haha.

  • @Tsureiki
    @TsureikiАй бұрын

    I relate so much to the stuff mentioned at the beginning of the podcast. If I don't put something away its just gone from this plane of existence until I find it a month later and I have a million songs that are half done that will never be finished too. Shit sucks. Never been diagnosed with ADHD but I'm pretty confident I have it.

  • @mutualexcrement
    @mutualexcrementАй бұрын

    Kevin questiong the podcast is my favorite self aware moment yet

  • @infantryrecon101st
    @infantryrecon101stАй бұрын

    More of these please! As a fellow ADD bro all of this sounds way too familiar lol!!!

  • @SamuraiGuy
    @SamuraiGuyАй бұрын

    As someone who has raised some chickens for years, they are pretty sturdy if they aren't the selectively bred chickens. Those chickens are just so messed up by the breeding that a lot of them die because they can't walk to water. The chickens that aren't bred for meat are pretty nimble, and could probably get a couple scratches in before you could kill them. Even though they can't fly (very far), they still have really strong wings that can get some good whacks in while you're trying to grab them. On the other hand, I know some messed up people who would kill chickens by grabbing their head and spinning them around really hard.

  • @aidanclark196
    @aidanclark196Ай бұрын

    1:22 absolutely, you have to do it immediately or else it'll disappear or you start thinking which is never good. The only issue is that there is a limited number of 'oh I'll do this immediately' that you get in a day, so you have to plan carefully, at least I do

  • @s_gwalls6106
    @s_gwalls6106Ай бұрын

    ADHD is a sometimes usefull when you get hyper focused but the burn out sucks

  • @carrottopevans
    @carrottopevansАй бұрын

    This was top 3 safety third podcast

  • @JuroBaltins
    @JuroBaltinsАй бұрын

    Dude, KipKay mention threw me back 15 years

  • @reub-topia2656
    @reub-topia2656Ай бұрын

    My parents have the same problem with collecting fridges. They have 1 in the house and 2 regulars and 2 freezers in the garage.

  • @hansvillenews
    @hansvillenews23 күн бұрын

    The siblings episode!!!! Finally!!!

  • @nedmacallen
    @nedmacallenАй бұрын

    Glad this happened be time thing happened. Good pinch guest, we wonder who the next line up is.

  • @elfdog2915
    @elfdog2915Ай бұрын

    Mustelidae must-ill-a-day Mustelid must-ill-id

  • @AlphoxHD
    @AlphoxHDАй бұрын

    I am exactly the same as will in terms of bad memory and inpulsivity lol. I like to watch the podcast because it reminds me that i am not alone in my struggles and that i fan be successful too :) also allen pan is like my stand-in bc he acts and thinks exactly like I do lol

  • @DakodaNeilson
    @DakodaNeilsonАй бұрын

    I know the road your talking about in New Zealand, it hit one of those stupid things as well as weka which made me far sadder.

  • @fallen1102
    @fallen1102Ай бұрын

    YOOO My guy talking about KipKay!! That's an OG maker KZreadr!

  • @senfdame528
    @senfdame528Ай бұрын

    I am proud of all of you guys

  • @BelindaShort
    @BelindaShortАй бұрын

    Facebook/Instagram is a lot like KZread now. You have to constantly game the algorithm. They want videos and photos CONSTANTLY and things that will get a lot of arguing and interaction. That's why you see so many videos of people just doing nonsense everywhere, or doing something wrong on purpose to get information. I only shitpost on facebook and tiktok. It's fun to shitpost on tiktok because no one cares if your editing is good or not

  • @RaffyMaBoi
    @RaffyMaBoi18 күн бұрын

    Thank you for eradicating our pests❤

  • @cristianmoore1996
    @cristianmoore1996Ай бұрын

    BeReal is where it’s at. Just you and your friends. That’s it. No ads.

  • @travisparkerfan
    @travisparkerfan14 күн бұрын

    Oh wow. Kipkay. What a golden era of youtube. makes me sad to see the adblock wars greed taking over.

  • @XYReason
    @XYReasonАй бұрын

    I find this inspirational. I am an old guy, all my life was studying, never had gf. I strive in the future to found a family, if that's a God's will. I don't impose on others anything, just expressing myself in my own way... After seeing william, potato, caretaker all toghether i found that as some goal concept that i want. i watch those videos on loop, my heart finds some form of spark, gets me keep going. I managed to achieve heighest grade possible at uni ever after being following this videos.

  • @undeadmuffin
    @undeadmuffinАй бұрын

    Some fish have passed the mirror and dot test.

  • @BeanerMan13
    @BeanerMan1329 күн бұрын

    36:49 The letter of the day

  • @tenns
    @tennsАй бұрын

    i swear to god if they dont talk about making sandra move for kevin's antics i will get big mad at big willy, the worst host in the history of lenient safety podcast, i don't know if that means anything. thank you, thank you.

  • @jonnyturner7114
    @jonnyturner7114Ай бұрын

    Kipkay... Osbourne you never seem to not surprise me with the reference. He's making shorts again btw! Not as good, but same vibes.

  • @slyk9
    @slyk927 күн бұрын

    I thought william was wearing a harness haha

  • @rajshree_dahariya
    @rajshree_dahariyaАй бұрын

    Really good talks about instagram and stuff ong

  • @nedmacallen
    @nedmacallenАй бұрын

    Came here from podcast to mention how ridiculous it is you think 4 hours of sleep horrible. Just shows how disconnected the group is. 7-9 hours of sleep. Wtf how do you get away with that. I work and have two kids if I get 5-6 hours of sleep it was a blessing. So wild.

  • @real.bingus
    @real.bingusАй бұрын

    this show needs to have hosts of similar mental capabilities. that’s why i think a pod with just kevin and potato would be peak content.

  • @jacewhite8540

    @jacewhite8540

    Ай бұрын

    That's pretty damn rude

  • @BlunderDownUnder

    @BlunderDownUnder

    Ай бұрын

    @@jacewhite8540 To Potato.

  • @real.bingus

    @real.bingus

    Ай бұрын

    @@jacewhite8540 i’m sorry to kevin for you

  • @jacewhite8540

    @jacewhite8540

    Ай бұрын

    @@real.bingus I live my life online as if anything I say could be seen by the people I talk about. I don't like when I see cruel, unnecessary comments. Shit like this would get under my skin, and I can just hope Kevin never sees it. Have some empathy I guess.

  • @ethanstidley8327
    @ethanstidley83272 күн бұрын

    6:06 yes

  • @-a6833
    @-a6833Ай бұрын

    Ah, it's fun seeing the sanity behind the madness for a change Edit: Or so I thought, but now the baby is playing with a taxidermied squirrel while the father is talking about wanting his corpse to be attached to a rocket....

  • @iMilby
    @iMilbyАй бұрын

    100% of the time my tasks get around 80% complete. ADHDers uniteeee

  • @RedHotMessResell
    @RedHotMessResellАй бұрын

    My best friend as a kid had a pet rabbit and her brother threw it in the air while jumping on the bed and it landed on top of the open closet door and broke its neck and they had to put it down. Traumatizing

  • @radovanobal878
    @radovanobal878Ай бұрын

    Yup, I forget my own birthday or age, because I am always in my projects.

  • @theburgerman
    @theburgermanАй бұрын

    I’m very sick, if I laugh too hard and die, I won’t blame you. Don’t worry.

  • @jagejg7239
    @jagejg7239Ай бұрын

    A two-car private jet and 17 apartments cuz his dad “doesn’t like hotels”

  • @Xarmyforlife
    @Xarmyforlife15 күн бұрын

    Fighting for who’s smartest/dumbest is like fighting in a psych ward. Dumbest argument ever. 😢 8:56

  • @kevintjekevin
    @kevintjekevin24 күн бұрын

    That's what todo-lists are for

  • @zamboni12
    @zamboni12Ай бұрын

    yes, chelsey, we have same dumb brain. together we make another goldfish

  • @moonliteX
    @moonliteXАй бұрын

    The baby wanted a coathanger

  • @violentfrog_
    @violentfrog_Ай бұрын

    no auto payment for utilities?