The Worst Parts of Dating a Mad Scientist - Safety Third 110
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Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan and a couple other KZread "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
0:00 : Wills video late
8:11 : Social media sucks
14:46 : Hating on the goat
19:17 : Which animal would u kill
28:28 : Launching your corpse into space
36:29 : Rat invasion
45:51 : Kevin’s dog fighting a raccoon
51:39 : Ferrets are banned
58:50 : Dating a KZreadr
01:07:00 : Are our parents proud
01:15:11 : Hoarding fridges
01:22:42 : White trash rich
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Excited to watch this episode of couples therapy
@AnAngryRaven
Ай бұрын
sup admiral
@turbochargedfilms
15 күн бұрын
The couple being Will and Kevin ofc
I can absolutely see Kevin being a grocery story employee, he just has that look
@thatguy431
Ай бұрын
employee of the month, every month!
@Pink_Char
28 күн бұрын
he has the vibe of the bagger with way too much enthusiasm
William wobbling forward and backward because of the baby on his back is so funny
"Existing is hard and I feel bad for everyone that has to do it." One of my father's most inspirational quotes is: "If living was easy everyone would do it." Those words keep me going everyday.
I'm exactly like William, have 100 things to do and no long term focus to complete any of them
@toastythebear
Ай бұрын
I specialize in unfinished projects.
@StaYUTI420
Ай бұрын
Certified procrastinator here too.
@Evan_124
Ай бұрын
Don't call me out like that
I've got two speeds: immediately or never
Writing stuff down is a cheat code. I'd get stressed if I had more than 3 things to do, now I make a todo list and stuff actually gets done
@alexbutler1944
Ай бұрын
Literally got a list tattooed on my left forearm in college for this exact reason. I can't lose it, and I can't ignore it. Edit: Should probably specify that it's a series of ruled lines that I can write on with an ink pen. Not an actual list of that particular days tasks forever enshrined.
@sr.365
Ай бұрын
@@alexbutler19441. Wake up
@toastythebear
Ай бұрын
@@alexbutler1944 perpetually studying for the final final.
@Yewtewba
Ай бұрын
@@alexbutler1944oh god, imagine being reminded forever of the time you forgot to get milk. I do like fill in the agenda/mood/whatever of the day tattoos. I hope it also has an ornate border
@regispriqueler8745
Ай бұрын
Unless you forgot the list, and adding "remember the list" to a an other list is therefore useless
Potato playing with a mouse trap is really the pure essence of the energy of this podcast. I love it!
Watching 4 adults try to remember the word mutton.
I can't wait for the Backyard Scientist Video titled: "BUILDING A ROCKET TO SEND MY FRIEND'S CORPSE TO SPACE!"
It was nice of Chelsea and Sandra to let Will and Kevin on their podcast
Why didn't someone wake me up?!
@DolphinSneeze69
Ай бұрын
You were sleeping so well
@rosetheblackcat
Ай бұрын
Good morning
@RyanMercer
Ай бұрын
@@rosetheblackcat ☺
@lowkeyiguana
Ай бұрын
Hey, wake up
@crandalllogan584
Ай бұрын
My bad
William needs to delegate. You need a manager for OpenSauce who isn't you. It's your baby, just like Potato, you'll send Potato to school and trust someone with her, so you need to send OpenSauce to school and trust someone with it. I'll be there, it'll be wonderful. It's something that can be a huge success year after year, but if you're the single record of authority? It is far too much work for one person. Spawn off processes, assign those processes to individual contributors, get weekly updates, keep a list of all the project work that's been delegated and just check in once a week.
@mundanestuff
9 күн бұрын
BTW, it was run wonderfully. As an outside observer it seemed like it. The food seemed well organized and plenty. The bathrooms were fine. The aisles and displays were well organized. The events seemed to go off fine like the panels and main speakers. The other events like car racing seemed well managed. Vending sales seemed well managed. Seriously, I don't think he could have asked for more, though I'm sure he was stressed the whole time.
So for reference, the Mustelidae family includes weasels, ferrets, stoats, minks, martins, badgers, otters, and wolverines. Most of which are vicious noodles of varying degrees of monster.
@matheusp572
Ай бұрын
I know Martin, don’t say that about him.
@chiefofthesky
Ай бұрын
so many cute lil guys
@Sauvenil
Ай бұрын
Noodlebear FTW.
@EpicManaphyDude
27 күн бұрын
yes the mustelids 🫡
@uhoh7545
27 күн бұрын
That i know of this taxonomic class from a gacha visual novel's deep lore is the reason i may never see heaven
Took me 10 min to realize Will is wearing Potato on his back
@yakobobey3681
Ай бұрын
As is the usual for introducing the guest on this podcast lol
@Feeeeeeenix
Ай бұрын
their kid is named potato?
@antoniocialfi77
Ай бұрын
@@Feeeeeeenix its a nickname
@yakobobey3681
Ай бұрын
@@Feeeeeeenix like his wife's name is caretaker. Just nicknames
Caretaker is so polite to describe the bane of her existence as "interesting."
@user-bm9yt3oj8y
Ай бұрын
Yeah like either a cashier or the guy who restocks the meats at Publix
All future videos need a "subway surfer style" Potato video overlay
Man... I relate SO hard with their ADHD stories and forgetting everything. I'm like that every single day and much like Will, I've learned that the only way I'll get things done is if I do them immediately when I see it or remember it
This episode has been indeed special and worthy of the intro. Your wifes Sandra and Chelsey are really cool and I would honestly watch a podcast between those two. What's really interesting to me is how the whole dynamic changes whenever there's a woman on your podcast (and this time especially with your spouses). At first you tried to give them room (and that let to interesting talks) and than Will steamrolled everyone as always. I would be interested in hearing more about your pre-youtube lives (even though that's not your content). I bet there are a lot of uncovered gems there. Also Kevin and Sandra seem very sweet together. Totally ship them as a couple. Greetings from Germany!
Best couples therapy episode of any podcast ever
Listening to friends talk over each other like this is so calming.
"Existing is hard and I feel bad for everybody that has to do it" Can I have this on a tee shirt please?
Potato's hand at 22:00 (the min after) is adorbs.
Yeah I feel scatterbrained like Will. If think of something I have to write it down or do it immediately or I forget about it forever
@Evan_124
Ай бұрын
I think everyone does
It took me a while to realize the potato was on his back 😂 Lil fingers teehee
i can't believe it took this long for this episode to happen
So awseome to have a longer chat with your better halves. Chelsea and Sandra make for great guests, hopefully we'll see them on again.
Kevin didn't wave back at potato and it made me irrationally sad
Kevin's reason for leaving Facebook was my own. Respect.
Great episode! Next we need Allen & Nigel to bring their partners
@charlottedaiken1221
Ай бұрын
Do they have partners?
@beanboy6934
Ай бұрын
@@charlottedaiken1221 I don't know about Allen but based on the santa video and the tik tok trend Nigel might have someone special
This was very therapeutic. Thank you
you dont understand how bad youtube is. its like 88% as bad as tiktok and insta i uninstalled instagram and now i binge youtube content and my home screen makes me want to live in the wilderness
@dweeep03
Ай бұрын
Yeah fr, the only good thing is that you have a much more time to get out and exit if you watch longer videos
@user-bm9yt3oj8y
Ай бұрын
And they just added games to it too. Is your attention span so short that yt shorts are boring? Well here you go, play a little video game!!
OMG YES WIFE EPISODE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love this switch up , my girlfriend might actually listen to yall rather than me sending her clips lmao. Shes blonde as well so. Fits in. EDIT: My girlfriend says you all look amazing lmao Falcon Eagle hits at 300km/hr + can cut a bird's head clean off. That's the mass of a Falcon's Claw/punch, F=MA, we can 100% even at 50km/hr with our mass of our hand compared to a falcon claw, should or could reach same levels, some practice, a kick from a human can literally explode a bird. Chuck Norris meets Mythbusters.
😭😩 it finally happened we got the gjrls episode!!! I'm so happy I've been wanting this episode for so long
William just doing a casual death stranding cosplay
Ah, nothing like waking up a bit after 11am and seeing a fresh upload from my favorite podcast that never makes me feel guilty or ashamed of myself.
@Leadvest
Ай бұрын
Is this sarcasm, or do you watch true crime podcasts?
@Bearbytez
Ай бұрын
@@Leadvest 0:40
1:03:48 Finally someone who explains how I feel about button up shirts.
I think fixing all broken things in the house could be a fun video Idea. Like you stage it like you want to build something really cool and then in the means to build something cool you have to fix the little things.
My ADHD makes me cycle between 60 different topics per minute so to remember what I was talking about a minute ago takes a lot of effort. I've gotten better by grouping the thoughts with landmarks.
Loved this one 👌💖
It's all worth it to see potato eat the microphone
This was an amazing episode
54:38 Damn that's a good chomp
One of my favorite episodes.
This is awesome! Great couples!
Lovely episode!
Good episode 💗
Best episode yet.
13:18 holy shit i forgot about kipkay
This is my favorite episode by far
It only took 110 episodes, but we out here
The annual commune meeting.
lol that potato hand just stickung out there is hilarious
Memory loss is typically be a side effect of high stress
If you are in Starbase again someday, hit me up, I live in Matamoros (the other side of the border) and I can give you a tour for sure. You can even make a video if you have some stupid idea that you can't do legally in the US; i can facilitate everything you need haha (legally of course), you can get away with almost anything on this side of the river (yes, again, even legally). But yeah, i could give you a tour in this side of the border and it will be one of those experiences that sound very stupid but you would love it. And if you ever here for a Starship launch, we have in Matamoros the best place to watch it, you can see the mission control building and the launchpad, it's like a triangle, 5 km each point, and the winds usually goes from south to north so at the moment of the launch all the smoke goes away and you can see the rocket very clearly
I was wondering why he was wearing the baby backpack 😂. I wish my kiddo slept that well with noise.
YOOO, the NZ night driving is horrifying having to dodge those 😂
6:10 the collective quiet giggle that echoed through the universe..
I so sympathize with not being able to retain information about family plans and birthdays and holidays, like the info just doesnt get stored in my mind, and unfortunately if you're my partner, I will rely on you to repeatedly remind me days & weeks & months proir and to never feel like "oh he'll remember" no he wont haha.
I relate so much to the stuff mentioned at the beginning of the podcast. If I don't put something away its just gone from this plane of existence until I find it a month later and I have a million songs that are half done that will never be finished too. Shit sucks. Never been diagnosed with ADHD but I'm pretty confident I have it.
Kevin questiong the podcast is my favorite self aware moment yet
More of these please! As a fellow ADD bro all of this sounds way too familiar lol!!!
As someone who has raised some chickens for years, they are pretty sturdy if they aren't the selectively bred chickens. Those chickens are just so messed up by the breeding that a lot of them die because they can't walk to water. The chickens that aren't bred for meat are pretty nimble, and could probably get a couple scratches in before you could kill them. Even though they can't fly (very far), they still have really strong wings that can get some good whacks in while you're trying to grab them. On the other hand, I know some messed up people who would kill chickens by grabbing their head and spinning them around really hard.
1:22 absolutely, you have to do it immediately or else it'll disappear or you start thinking which is never good. The only issue is that there is a limited number of 'oh I'll do this immediately' that you get in a day, so you have to plan carefully, at least I do
ADHD is a sometimes usefull when you get hyper focused but the burn out sucks
This was top 3 safety third podcast
Dude, KipKay mention threw me back 15 years
My parents have the same problem with collecting fridges. They have 1 in the house and 2 regulars and 2 freezers in the garage.
The siblings episode!!!! Finally!!!
Glad this happened be time thing happened. Good pinch guest, we wonder who the next line up is.
Mustelidae must-ill-a-day Mustelid must-ill-id
I am exactly the same as will in terms of bad memory and inpulsivity lol. I like to watch the podcast because it reminds me that i am not alone in my struggles and that i fan be successful too :) also allen pan is like my stand-in bc he acts and thinks exactly like I do lol
I know the road your talking about in New Zealand, it hit one of those stupid things as well as weka which made me far sadder.
YOOO My guy talking about KipKay!! That's an OG maker KZreadr!
I am proud of all of you guys
Facebook/Instagram is a lot like KZread now. You have to constantly game the algorithm. They want videos and photos CONSTANTLY and things that will get a lot of arguing and interaction. That's why you see so many videos of people just doing nonsense everywhere, or doing something wrong on purpose to get information. I only shitpost on facebook and tiktok. It's fun to shitpost on tiktok because no one cares if your editing is good or not
Thank you for eradicating our pests❤
BeReal is where it’s at. Just you and your friends. That’s it. No ads.
Oh wow. Kipkay. What a golden era of youtube. makes me sad to see the adblock wars greed taking over.
I find this inspirational. I am an old guy, all my life was studying, never had gf. I strive in the future to found a family, if that's a God's will. I don't impose on others anything, just expressing myself in my own way... After seeing william, potato, caretaker all toghether i found that as some goal concept that i want. i watch those videos on loop, my heart finds some form of spark, gets me keep going. I managed to achieve heighest grade possible at uni ever after being following this videos.
Some fish have passed the mirror and dot test.
36:49 The letter of the day
i swear to god if they dont talk about making sandra move for kevin's antics i will get big mad at big willy, the worst host in the history of lenient safety podcast, i don't know if that means anything. thank you, thank you.
Kipkay... Osbourne you never seem to not surprise me with the reference. He's making shorts again btw! Not as good, but same vibes.
I thought william was wearing a harness haha
Really good talks about instagram and stuff ong
Came here from podcast to mention how ridiculous it is you think 4 hours of sleep horrible. Just shows how disconnected the group is. 7-9 hours of sleep. Wtf how do you get away with that. I work and have two kids if I get 5-6 hours of sleep it was a blessing. So wild.
this show needs to have hosts of similar mental capabilities. that’s why i think a pod with just kevin and potato would be peak content.
@jacewhite8540
Ай бұрын
That's pretty damn rude
@BlunderDownUnder
Ай бұрын
@@jacewhite8540 To Potato.
@real.bingus
Ай бұрын
@@jacewhite8540 i’m sorry to kevin for you
@jacewhite8540
Ай бұрын
@@real.bingus I live my life online as if anything I say could be seen by the people I talk about. I don't like when I see cruel, unnecessary comments. Shit like this would get under my skin, and I can just hope Kevin never sees it. Have some empathy I guess.
6:06 yes
Ah, it's fun seeing the sanity behind the madness for a change Edit: Or so I thought, but now the baby is playing with a taxidermied squirrel while the father is talking about wanting his corpse to be attached to a rocket....
100% of the time my tasks get around 80% complete. ADHDers uniteeee
My best friend as a kid had a pet rabbit and her brother threw it in the air while jumping on the bed and it landed on top of the open closet door and broke its neck and they had to put it down. Traumatizing
Yup, I forget my own birthday or age, because I am always in my projects.
I’m very sick, if I laugh too hard and die, I won’t blame you. Don’t worry.
A two-car private jet and 17 apartments cuz his dad “doesn’t like hotels”
Fighting for who’s smartest/dumbest is like fighting in a psych ward. Dumbest argument ever. 😢 8:56
That's what todo-lists are for
yes, chelsey, we have same dumb brain. together we make another goldfish
The baby wanted a coathanger
no auto payment for utilities?