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@siddhantbanerjee3328 Жыл бұрын
I feel like they paid for 15 mins of voice acting from all the actors in a single cut each, and that was 99% of their game budget
@joe8469
Жыл бұрын
definitely
@BVBVLXN
Жыл бұрын
Then they spent 0.9% of the remaining 1% on marketing and used the 0.1% of what was left to invest into gameplay
@-Nihilus-
Жыл бұрын
If we get a bunch of well known people in one game that should be good right?
@matteoclementi
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Overkill TWD that spent all the budget on Trailers ahahah
@rayvendes7427 Жыл бұрын
About Michael Madsen. He acts in everything in a row, because he simply does not want his family to "live in a trailer." He had a difficult childhood, he managed to work as an auto mechanic, a worker at a gas station, even an ambulance attendant. At the same time, he is categorically against his children becoming actors. A real man, acts for his family, not for his career.
@Explosivevortex
Жыл бұрын
Not surprised someone so goated did the voice of Daud tbh
@redwiltshire1816
Жыл бұрын
The fact he has todo all that is honestly just tragic imagin selling your soul just for basic necessity
@phantom-.
Жыл бұрын
kind of reminds me of Bruce Willis
@userofusername4981
Жыл бұрын
Damn if this is true, he’s a cool guy
@behappy5869
Жыл бұрын
@@redwiltshire1816its not basic necessities Hes made more so far than multiple families make their whole lives. At a certain point he wants more and more money
@BlueJayz474 Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this game at the game awards and thinking that it was gonna be sub-par gameplay but baits people with big name actors. The industry is so damn predictable these days it’s actually sad.
@rxvz663
Жыл бұрын
its funny to i didn't see the point of this game when i knew payday 3 was coming
@datpotatoes4005
Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 PAYDAY 3?!
@rxvz663
Жыл бұрын
@@datpotatoes4005 yeah it’s been announced coming this year
@BlueJayz474
Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 no way, really? Hot damn.
@thencrranger5628
Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 Yeah, but when? this payday-like game is going to fill in the gap for now. I'm playing it recently and it feels great
@OfficiallySnek Жыл бұрын
It honestly feels like a mobile game
@Granhier
Жыл бұрын
"like a mobile game" truly lost all meaning
@Twiggo_The_Foxxo
Жыл бұрын
Voodoo makes better game then... This
@whyiwakeup6460
Жыл бұрын
@@Granhier I don’t know what more you want them to say? The graphics look like that of a mobile game
@ItzBrooksFTW
Жыл бұрын
i mean literally the name of the game is like a mobile game
@Snowflake3638
Жыл бұрын
Literally a horrible mobile game version of Payday 2
@Charcoal0511 Жыл бұрын
You can tell that they blew all their budget on the casting just so they could put their faces on the cover and then left nothing in the tank for an actual game
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
This game somehow feels older than Payday 2 despite that game coming out over a deacde ago
@gunnargunnarsson5963
Жыл бұрын
and both the Payday games were made on the Diesel engine, a really outdated engine designed for racing games
@camolot2102
Жыл бұрын
@@gunnargunnarsson5963 for a racing engine the vehicles are the worse part lul
@lukkkasz323
Жыл бұрын
This game has 2000 graphics, no joke
@Hu-kun
Жыл бұрын
@@camolot2102 Car Dealership/Meltdown trauma be like
@compatriot852
Жыл бұрын
@@camolot2102 I find that to be the funniest part. Meltdown deathwish difficulty is a pain especially with all those turrets and wonky controls
@roscoefunnydog Жыл бұрын
Pyro references of the day 0:05 Hunt down the Freeman 0:14 Payday 2 0:38 Dishonored 1:55 Shylily reference? (Womp Womp) 2:58 mine cart 3:45 Dishonored 4:00 Streamer mode 5:13 Chuck Norris 5:22 David Lynch 5:27 Twinpeaks 5:40 Minecraft brick 6:01 Pack of Marlboro 6:43 Breaking bad reference 6:58 Saints Row 7:24 Vanilla Ice 8:19 Chuck Norris 2 8:40 Danny Trejo 9:14 Grunting (caveman reference) 9:38 Biden AI voice 10:11 explosive punching 10:26 Matrix 11:55 Marvel 12:31 Gman 13:25 Payday 0.5 14:34 Fortnite 15:37 Mafia City 15:57 yet another payday reference 16:40 PowerPoint 18:56 H3H3 19:42 Birmingham 19:52 Utopia 21:22 Least ____ Pyro viewer 21:30 Wings of Redemption 21:40 Callisto Project 22:05 Iron Man 22:44 Harry Potter 24:52 China 25:30 Matrix 25:55 Fortnite 27:14 ANOTHER payday reference 27:34 Bryon Dog family person
@xNathan2439x
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate your dedication
@Alex-zh3up
Жыл бұрын
5:43 brown bricks in Minecraft reference
@MATA-mz1db
Жыл бұрын
3:00 mime car.
@drhentai
Жыл бұрын
this guy needs a life
@OverStrive2008
Жыл бұрын
Minecrap? Fornait? Taem forkhes!?
@Mariodash23 Жыл бұрын
This feels like a game that came out 10 years ago. Like it was found sitting in the bargain bin of a Wal-Mart next to Call of Juarez: The Cartel and the last Army of Two game.
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
It looks like a late 360 game.
@flakproof Жыл бұрын
The biggest issue i see with Games right now is that you need a Jet engine to run them.
@Slash766 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris plays such a cool character while simultaneously delivering his lines as flat and as casual as possible. Did the devs give him no context whatsoever as to who he’s playing as or what this game even is?
@greyfells2829
Жыл бұрын
We'll take back the fort
@Bowiiihowdy
Жыл бұрын
They probably just sent him the script via cameo and just payed him to read lines
@folou9199
Жыл бұрын
“skyyy, the fucking sky you, motherfucker.”
@nehemiahpouncey3607
Жыл бұрын
They use Chuck for the wrong Purpose.
@nehemiahpouncey3607
Жыл бұрын
Even EA used the rappers and Actors for the defjam games right Even icon.
@Koalalover70 Жыл бұрын
I just wanna point out that that Chuck Norris is 83 years old
@Explosivevortex
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit he is, what the fuck, I thought he was around 65 or something
@nostrum7278
Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex danny trejo is 78
@theequalizer694
Жыл бұрын
@@nostrum7278 kings live a long time after all
@user-wi8mh9bp1i
Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex Take care of your body and health and that's generally the results.
@Scrufus Жыл бұрын
For a second I thought this was payday 3 and started shivering my timbers
@worf7680
Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is when my shivers start timbering! Love it!
@Web720
Жыл бұрын
Literally Shaking And Crying.
@jstar3382
4 ай бұрын
You fucking jinxed it
@8stormy5 Жыл бұрын
505 Games, who published this game, initially published Payday 2, but after Payday 2 had paid lootboxes jammed in the devs bought back their rights specifically to remove them. Explains why this game exists
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
i was hoping you were being facetious but then i did some digging and you were rightt but OVK took the falll
@B3llyk0
Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464 payday 3 is coming out this year, so maybe it will come back again. Payday 2 with buddies is still fun as ever
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
@@B3llyk0 having spent most of my 505 hours in Payday 2 by myself I agree its a goated game im lucky i started playing the pc version after they stopped the microtransactions stuff
@branbelen8528
Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464same here i love setting up the crew with masks and weapons specifically for each job lmao just lovethe rush ofhokding a joint up after casing it idc how many times ive done it lol
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
@@branbelen8528 mood!!
@joshuavis2736 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so good that games become bad in his presence
@KingOfKarma Жыл бұрын
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS !!!!
@albzu639
Жыл бұрын
Samesies
@adorman
Жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't
@stormewlhamoskov6157
Жыл бұрын
Me to
@JokeURL
Жыл бұрын
ok
@Azutah
Жыл бұрын
Chuck in these nuts
@JulienWasTaken Жыл бұрын
btw there was a bug where the secretary ladies' clothes wouldnt have loaded in properly and it would just show fully modelled boobs, almost got a streamer banned too
@moxierhythm
Жыл бұрын
Not a bug, definitely a feature
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the guy who got banned because he snapped a shot of a female NPC in watchdogs,literally had fully detailed vag
@JulienWasTaken
Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464 based devs
@doppelganger7645 Жыл бұрын
We had left 4 dead and payday now we have back 4 blood and crime boss we truly are evolving just backwards
@Dr.Oofers
Жыл бұрын
True
@fossymanplays Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Nasara (guy with the circular glasses) is voiced by Damion Poitier, who also voices Chains from Payday 2
@WTFisTingispingis Жыл бұрын
"We have Payday 2 at home" energy
@apertureAI-jw1iz Жыл бұрын
This game has the same vibe of reenacting action movies with your friends and it just seems so fun for it.
@Voxy-6 Жыл бұрын
damn, pyro is really mad about that day in TF2 ...
@jaydaminion8304
Жыл бұрын
What day in tf2😂
@sabot4104
Жыл бұрын
@@jaydaminion8304 le mass hallucinations
@dudemp4
Жыл бұрын
@@jaydaminion8304 August 27th
@damsen978
Жыл бұрын
Oh you mean the time when Pyrocynical started streaming on a website called "Twitch" and proceeded open the video game called "Team Fortress 2", showing us the loadouts from each of the video game's nine classes, and in the most unexpected (yet expected) turn of events, he opened the Pyro loadout, showing us what was supposed to be the Pyro class, with inflated legs and posterior, projecting us in the whole glory of what Pyrocynical truly likes? Some people may hate him for it, but his honesty and openness is something we should all value from such an individual as him. Respect Pyrocynical, the lover of inflated ass on inhuman characters.
@Cooldown59
Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978nah bro it was simply a blackout
@recon1468 Жыл бұрын
Makes me actually want to play Payday 2
@OrificeHorus
Жыл бұрын
Do it, is good game
@recon1468
Жыл бұрын
@@OrificeHorus I've started from scratch 5 times, last time I played my save file became corrupted during prison nightmare
@emist4141
Жыл бұрын
Dont, you will regret this
@fairlywren3664
Жыл бұрын
Do it.
@OrificeHorus
Жыл бұрын
@@recon1468 oof
@pooryamehdipoor8260 Жыл бұрын
It looks like the kind of game Michael's son would play in his room in gta 5
@BallOfSloop Жыл бұрын
I hope overkill has a STACKED VA team like this but done right to do a bit of trolling, or a bad performance to troll even harder
@AvgNormalGuy Жыл бұрын
yet again, Pyro does not put any form of information in the title
@zSTALKn
Жыл бұрын
Huge Michael Madsen Drama would have done the job
@ammagon4519
Жыл бұрын
Commentary channel makes the lowest effort imaginable and fanbase still surprised 😱😱
@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa
Жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 too true
@happydaze4934 Жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical when a game comes out:
@rooster1610
Жыл бұрын
Honestly it's getting really tiring, I get it he does it for content but dude hates on literally every game that comes out and his only argument is "saying le bad is le funny" and then all of his fans agree with him simply because he said so, hell even I just plain agreed with him on everything until I started playing some of the games for myself and actually enjoyed them
@chronica6457
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 People have opinions breaking discovery
@b2superbattledroid977
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 the games he says are shit are shit, sorry people have different opinions
@ytnukesme1600
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 I mean, he goes out of his way to play the worst sh!t on the market, it's like he enjoys dumpster diving or something.
@dwightd.eisenhower2031
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 well they’re all ass, so…
@SugmaBalls69 Жыл бұрын
All the profit went into paying the Celebrity's and they used the remaining £4 to make a mobile game and ported it to PC
@_robo_2480 Жыл бұрын
This game is 100% percent used as an background game in a tv show
@prismatica_official Жыл бұрын
I like how the conversations between characters looks like one of those free storyboard animation programs you’d use for a middle school project. Shining example being 10:36
@ottovonbismarck4497 Жыл бұрын
if only he voiced in it wouldve saved the entire game
@enterusername6953 Жыл бұрын
14:23 "Half the bags are in, that makes half to go. " 10/10 Dialogue
@Evanz111 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad to see Pyro doing another video on Forspoken!
@nman551 Жыл бұрын
This can’t be real, who would make this and say “Yeah that’s finished.”
@shagaru1234 Жыл бұрын
They forgot that payday 2 had a banger soundtrack to acompany the gameplay
@eragonfan360 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like they used AI to voice everyone
@RealHumanBeing276 Жыл бұрын
this looks like a PS2 game that you'd play once and never touch it again
@EE-iv5ej Жыл бұрын
2:00 I am so happy that Pyro doesn't hide his preferences in women
@Notllamalord Жыл бұрын
the sad dallas impression from the mc was certainly something
@Baaru Жыл бұрын
The aliens are coming, weve been compromised
@beanburritoman3537
Жыл бұрын
spit it out corporal
@calebpribyl5152
Жыл бұрын
SPIT IT OUT CORPARAL!
@3dblue255 Жыл бұрын
It's like the video game you'd see one of the actors play in the background of a movie
@awuza7045 Жыл бұрын
"Payday the Rockay way!"
@SomeRandomAndy Жыл бұрын
didnt know they continued the back 4 blood franchise.
@rayvendes7427 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, i've been waiting for this one. Thanks, Pyro.
@kaan1361 Жыл бұрын
I love how they tried to copy the dentist (gus) from payday 2 and didn't even try to alter his voice or persona with that pager operative "Nasara" But in Payday it made sense as the dentist was an extremely ominous and powerful contractor who nobody knew nothing about that basically forced heisters to work for him. In here he's just an African wise man pushing unnecessary one liners through pager.
@Dr.Oofers
Жыл бұрын
And funnily enough, he’s voiced by the same VA as Chains.
@0bviouslyDave Жыл бұрын
Even the name makes it sound like a free app store mobile game
@10pmmemes88 Жыл бұрын
I've yet to see pyro's pc handle ANY game with performance issues. Truly a gaming PC of all time
@The_Yote985 Жыл бұрын
Feels like Call of Juarez: The Cartel all over again
@thej2241 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can make Crime Boss a good game
@tajee_y9936 Жыл бұрын
Considering that there are actually inflated furry games we now know that they aren’t his least favorite, confirming pyros deep dark fetish
@damsen978
Жыл бұрын
Nobody laughed, no one. The likes are given for pity. And the following people saying they laughed or liked the joke are either high or are smelling a gas leak nearby.
@xStarLynx
Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978 🤓
@Allukard353
Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978 damn, bro. Like I get it, the comment was unfunny, but maybe calm down?
@damsen978
Жыл бұрын
@@Allukard353 It was a joke too. Relax lol
@tajee_y9936
Жыл бұрын
@@Allukard353 unfunny is an understatement
@sheriffzard5149 Жыл бұрын
damn, they really made chuck norris sound like "Alright-" "ALRIGHT WHAT?" "We'll take back the fort 🤓"
@sr.lontra Жыл бұрын
The speed, sound and animations for this game are actually pretty good
@Bshmjdsdyk Жыл бұрын
Your daily slop is what keeps me going pyro
@rarbnif2332 Жыл бұрын
Pyro should play more scuffed games this is hilarious lol
@bdkurt Жыл бұрын
I like how it's common practise now for games to be released in a terrible state
@lesiuiuur123 Жыл бұрын
I slept through more than half of this video, yet i haven't miss anything in this game because there is nothing
@minicheff15 Жыл бұрын
Pyro is such a cute femboy
@noskin7290
Жыл бұрын
so true
@jadeanfe9336
Жыл бұрын
Dudde fr
@jovanhardianto4658
Жыл бұрын
He look more like a twink
@CheezeSpartan
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@arielchandia2
Жыл бұрын
Chubby femboy eboy
@jhx97 Жыл бұрын
thank you pyro, i really like seeing things again a day after charlie covers it
@jirokure Жыл бұрын
8:48 I closed my eyes and it feel like im watching some dbz abridged or something. So goofy.
@RUNFROMONYX Жыл бұрын
14:29 The wheel of the van was inside the curb. This game is perfect in every way
@UDOD0NE Жыл бұрын
The frames on this game are worse than someone running 130 different Fallout 4 mods at once.
@aeronidas3647 Жыл бұрын
How did they manage to fumble the game with this line up.
@Jashua-
Жыл бұрын
90% of the games budget went on voice acting
@nirikott Жыл бұрын
Pyro sold out so hard he's never posting petscop 2
@ethangabel5269 Жыл бұрын
I love how they have so many different voice actors from many medias and they even got Finn o Leary from bo2 in this game
@JacobTheCroc Жыл бұрын
If a game is EGS exclusive, it's essentially dead on arrival.
@Chom-Chom Жыл бұрын
Chuck's voice sounds ai generated
@zerphyxios9119 Жыл бұрын
I like how he refers to pd2 as "was" as if people arent making meta guides, receiving fairly big updates, and in general playing the game still
@smugbowkid9919 Жыл бұрын
Why. Why can’t we just get a nicely made game that runs? Please?
@OverStrive2008 Жыл бұрын
Finally, He reviewed that crappy prequel for petscop, the one where you run a cafe tycoon with a "dark secret" and mascot horror elements. The cooking minigame was fun though
@darkgotit6750 Жыл бұрын
I've seen stock unity shooters that look and play better
@SOoshi_art Жыл бұрын
This framerate struggling more than me at the gym for the first time
@DadsND Жыл бұрын
That wings impression was too good, took me back to the good ol days. Big ups
@Caydiem Жыл бұрын
Why did all the real-life celebrities need to be there? Couldn't the devs just, you know, make their own unique and interesting characters from scratch?
@Aidcaa Жыл бұрын
This has the same vibe as mafia city ads
@Gaming_Legend2 Жыл бұрын
don't worry, chuck norris will fix this game, history says he punched the harddrive that contained this game to fix all bugs but the harddrive got obliterated and is being molecularly reconstructed by the devs to get the fixed version of the game
@lusamine.5554 Жыл бұрын
The budget went towards celebrities instead of the actual game.
@Tomiply Жыл бұрын
I wish he didn't skip some of the cutscenes. They're so bad, it's hilarious.
@SirVexStomper Жыл бұрын
I feel like a lot of games start out running bad for pyro because he dropped like 3 screws in it while building it
@hbaggg Жыл бұрын
>shoots gun >is surprised when a gunshot alerts people
@darlingtondeathbeam Жыл бұрын
The whole game and even the title look like a mobile game you'd see a weird "OH NOES I CANT PASS LEVEL 3" ad for
@tjm2684 Жыл бұрын
No huge gaming drama :(
@wiiehsan1238 Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the games of quite some time
@RotcodFox Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't notice the characters popping in at 14:39
@restinpiss51769 ай бұрын
Funniest thing is, Nasra guy was voiced by actor that voiced Chains both in PD2 and PD3
@Chalupa_Dawg Жыл бұрын
Didn't know pyro made a game
@DeathRaidenx Жыл бұрын
It's basically payday 2, but crime net became the only choosable option where you can only play on the easiest difficulty. Oh, and the objectives took too long for them so they made sure you can finish it during your coffee break
@imayhaveeatenthedog Жыл бұрын
I hate that half the characters look like their faces were rendered with 1000s of polygons while others look like they were rendered with about 40
@Denly1990 Жыл бұрын
I think the most telling thing about the game was when you were talking about Payday 2, I thought the background footage was pre-alpha footage of Payday 2 and not Crime Boss gameplay.
@shshyie Жыл бұрын
This game looks like it'd be one of those "Amazing new web3 Metaverse fps!!!!" Games nftbros try to shill
@joujou1450 Жыл бұрын
Why does pyro think that every 50 ish year old man is the g-man
@SeraphFour Жыл бұрын
The fact that as far as i know, 3 of these voice actors were in good call of duty games is kinda funny ngl
@mrrd2600 Жыл бұрын
Ok but that inspector gadget brown bricks voice was perfect, good job pyro
@SmotheryAxe1414 Жыл бұрын
Back 4 Blood but epic
@benjad92 Жыл бұрын
This game could have been decent if it was released in 2006
@StridersBored
Жыл бұрын
It plays like a demo only focused on trying to push the graphics rather than actually making an enjoyable game
@benjad92
Жыл бұрын
@@StridersBored I don't even think the graphics are that great for a 2023 game
@Argyle117 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t even know this was a payday like game, all the ads I got for it just showed off all the big name actors who were in it like chuck norris. So I literally knew nothing about this game.
@QuezzNor Жыл бұрын
It feels exactly like "Grab that Auto 5"
@fulcrum6760 Жыл бұрын
“We need more C/B-list games like this!” No we don’t.
@philipgriffiths9686 Жыл бұрын
When Pyro gets his hopes up for a game, just cut your losses and accept the inevitable
@10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi11 Жыл бұрын
Pyro conveniently forgetting that Danny was in Breaking Bad... Selective memory also making him forget about Petscop 2
@thepantsman3650 Жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris does a push up he pushes the earth down
Пікірлер: 1 100
I feel like they paid for 15 mins of voice acting from all the actors in a single cut each, and that was 99% of their game budget
@joe8469
Жыл бұрын
definitely
@BVBVLXN
Жыл бұрын
Then they spent 0.9% of the remaining 1% on marketing and used the 0.1% of what was left to invest into gameplay
@-Nihilus-
Жыл бұрын
If we get a bunch of well known people in one game that should be good right?
@matteoclementi
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Overkill TWD that spent all the budget on Trailers ahahah
About Michael Madsen. He acts in everything in a row, because he simply does not want his family to "live in a trailer." He had a difficult childhood, he managed to work as an auto mechanic, a worker at a gas station, even an ambulance attendant. At the same time, he is categorically against his children becoming actors. A real man, acts for his family, not for his career.
@Explosivevortex
Жыл бұрын
Not surprised someone so goated did the voice of Daud tbh
@redwiltshire1816
Жыл бұрын
The fact he has todo all that is honestly just tragic imagin selling your soul just for basic necessity
@phantom-.
Жыл бұрын
kind of reminds me of Bruce Willis
@userofusername4981
Жыл бұрын
Damn if this is true, he’s a cool guy
@behappy5869
Жыл бұрын
@@redwiltshire1816its not basic necessities Hes made more so far than multiple families make their whole lives. At a certain point he wants more and more money
I remember seeing this game at the game awards and thinking that it was gonna be sub-par gameplay but baits people with big name actors. The industry is so damn predictable these days it’s actually sad.
@rxvz663
Жыл бұрын
its funny to i didn't see the point of this game when i knew payday 3 was coming
@datpotatoes4005
Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 PAYDAY 3?!
@rxvz663
Жыл бұрын
@@datpotatoes4005 yeah it’s been announced coming this year
@BlueJayz474
Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 no way, really? Hot damn.
@thencrranger5628
Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 Yeah, but when? this payday-like game is going to fill in the gap for now. I'm playing it recently and it feels great
It honestly feels like a mobile game
@Granhier
Жыл бұрын
"like a mobile game" truly lost all meaning
@Twiggo_The_Foxxo
Жыл бұрын
Voodoo makes better game then... This
@whyiwakeup6460
Жыл бұрын
@@Granhier I don’t know what more you want them to say? The graphics look like that of a mobile game
@ItzBrooksFTW
Жыл бұрын
i mean literally the name of the game is like a mobile game
@Snowflake3638
Жыл бұрын
Literally a horrible mobile game version of Payday 2
You can tell that they blew all their budget on the casting just so they could put their faces on the cover and then left nothing in the tank for an actual game
This game somehow feels older than Payday 2 despite that game coming out over a deacde ago
@gunnargunnarsson5963
Жыл бұрын
and both the Payday games were made on the Diesel engine, a really outdated engine designed for racing games
@camolot2102
Жыл бұрын
@@gunnargunnarsson5963 for a racing engine the vehicles are the worse part lul
@lukkkasz323
Жыл бұрын
This game has 2000 graphics, no joke
@Hu-kun
Жыл бұрын
@@camolot2102 Car Dealership/Meltdown trauma be like
@compatriot852
Жыл бұрын
@@camolot2102 I find that to be the funniest part. Meltdown deathwish difficulty is a pain especially with all those turrets and wonky controls
Pyro references of the day 0:05 Hunt down the Freeman 0:14 Payday 2 0:38 Dishonored 1:55 Shylily reference? (Womp Womp) 2:58 mine cart 3:45 Dishonored 4:00 Streamer mode 5:13 Chuck Norris 5:22 David Lynch 5:27 Twinpeaks 5:40 Minecraft brick 6:01 Pack of Marlboro 6:43 Breaking bad reference 6:58 Saints Row 7:24 Vanilla Ice 8:19 Chuck Norris 2 8:40 Danny Trejo 9:14 Grunting (caveman reference) 9:38 Biden AI voice 10:11 explosive punching 10:26 Matrix 11:55 Marvel 12:31 Gman 13:25 Payday 0.5 14:34 Fortnite 15:37 Mafia City 15:57 yet another payday reference 16:40 PowerPoint 18:56 H3H3 19:42 Birmingham 19:52 Utopia 21:22 Least ____ Pyro viewer 21:30 Wings of Redemption 21:40 Callisto Project 22:05 Iron Man 22:44 Harry Potter 24:52 China 25:30 Matrix 25:55 Fortnite 27:14 ANOTHER payday reference 27:34 Bryon Dog family person
@xNathan2439x
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate your dedication
@Alex-zh3up
Жыл бұрын
5:43 brown bricks in Minecraft reference
@MATA-mz1db
Жыл бұрын
3:00 mime car.
@drhentai
Жыл бұрын
this guy needs a life
@OverStrive2008
Жыл бұрын
Minecrap? Fornait? Taem forkhes!?
This feels like a game that came out 10 years ago. Like it was found sitting in the bargain bin of a Wal-Mart next to Call of Juarez: The Cartel and the last Army of Two game.
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
It looks like a late 360 game.
The biggest issue i see with Games right now is that you need a Jet engine to run them.
Chuck Norris plays such a cool character while simultaneously delivering his lines as flat and as casual as possible. Did the devs give him no context whatsoever as to who he’s playing as or what this game even is?
@greyfells2829
Жыл бұрын
We'll take back the fort
@Bowiiihowdy
Жыл бұрын
They probably just sent him the script via cameo and just payed him to read lines
@folou9199
Жыл бұрын
“skyyy, the fucking sky you, motherfucker.”
@nehemiahpouncey3607
Жыл бұрын
They use Chuck for the wrong Purpose.
@nehemiahpouncey3607
Жыл бұрын
Even EA used the rappers and Actors for the defjam games right Even icon.
I just wanna point out that that Chuck Norris is 83 years old
@Explosivevortex
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit he is, what the fuck, I thought he was around 65 or something
@nostrum7278
Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex danny trejo is 78
@theequalizer694
Жыл бұрын
@@nostrum7278 kings live a long time after all
@user-wi8mh9bp1i
Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex Take care of your body and health and that's generally the results.
For a second I thought this was payday 3 and started shivering my timbers
@worf7680
Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is when my shivers start timbering! Love it!
@Web720
Жыл бұрын
Literally Shaking And Crying.
@jstar3382
4 ай бұрын
You fucking jinxed it
505 Games, who published this game, initially published Payday 2, but after Payday 2 had paid lootboxes jammed in the devs bought back their rights specifically to remove them. Explains why this game exists
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
i was hoping you were being facetious but then i did some digging and you were rightt but OVK took the falll
@B3llyk0
Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464 payday 3 is coming out this year, so maybe it will come back again. Payday 2 with buddies is still fun as ever
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
@@B3llyk0 having spent most of my 505 hours in Payday 2 by myself I agree its a goated game im lucky i started playing the pc version after they stopped the microtransactions stuff
@branbelen8528
Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464same here i love setting up the crew with masks and weapons specifically for each job lmao just lovethe rush ofhokding a joint up after casing it idc how many times ive done it lol
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
@@branbelen8528 mood!!
Chuck Norris is so good that games become bad in his presence
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS !!!!
@albzu639
Жыл бұрын
Samesies
@adorman
Жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't
@stormewlhamoskov6157
Жыл бұрын
Me to
@JokeURL
Жыл бұрын
ok
@Azutah
Жыл бұрын
Chuck in these nuts
btw there was a bug where the secretary ladies' clothes wouldnt have loaded in properly and it would just show fully modelled boobs, almost got a streamer banned too
@moxierhythm
Жыл бұрын
Not a bug, definitely a feature
@sanguinedelight6464
Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the guy who got banned because he snapped a shot of a female NPC in watchdogs,literally had fully detailed vag
@JulienWasTaken
Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464 based devs
We had left 4 dead and payday now we have back 4 blood and crime boss we truly are evolving just backwards
@Dr.Oofers
Жыл бұрын
True
Fun fact: Nasara (guy with the circular glasses) is voiced by Damion Poitier, who also voices Chains from Payday 2
"We have Payday 2 at home" energy
This game has the same vibe of reenacting action movies with your friends and it just seems so fun for it.
damn, pyro is really mad about that day in TF2 ...
@jaydaminion8304
Жыл бұрын
What day in tf2😂
@sabot4104
Жыл бұрын
@@jaydaminion8304 le mass hallucinations
@dudemp4
Жыл бұрын
@@jaydaminion8304 August 27th
@damsen978
Жыл бұрын
Oh you mean the time when Pyrocynical started streaming on a website called "Twitch" and proceeded open the video game called "Team Fortress 2", showing us the loadouts from each of the video game's nine classes, and in the most unexpected (yet expected) turn of events, he opened the Pyro loadout, showing us what was supposed to be the Pyro class, with inflated legs and posterior, projecting us in the whole glory of what Pyrocynical truly likes? Some people may hate him for it, but his honesty and openness is something we should all value from such an individual as him. Respect Pyrocynical, the lover of inflated ass on inhuman characters.
@Cooldown59
Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978nah bro it was simply a blackout
Makes me actually want to play Payday 2
@OrificeHorus
Жыл бұрын
Do it, is good game
@recon1468
Жыл бұрын
@@OrificeHorus I've started from scratch 5 times, last time I played my save file became corrupted during prison nightmare
@emist4141
Жыл бұрын
Dont, you will regret this
@fairlywren3664
Жыл бұрын
Do it.
@OrificeHorus
Жыл бұрын
@@recon1468 oof
It looks like the kind of game Michael's son would play in his room in gta 5
I hope overkill has a STACKED VA team like this but done right to do a bit of trolling, or a bad performance to troll even harder
yet again, Pyro does not put any form of information in the title
@zSTALKn
Жыл бұрын
Huge Michael Madsen Drama would have done the job
@ammagon4519
Жыл бұрын
Commentary channel makes the lowest effort imaginable and fanbase still surprised 😱😱
@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa
Жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 too true
Pyrocynical when a game comes out:
@rooster1610
Жыл бұрын
Honestly it's getting really tiring, I get it he does it for content but dude hates on literally every game that comes out and his only argument is "saying le bad is le funny" and then all of his fans agree with him simply because he said so, hell even I just plain agreed with him on everything until I started playing some of the games for myself and actually enjoyed them
@chronica6457
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 People have opinions breaking discovery
@b2superbattledroid977
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 the games he says are shit are shit, sorry people have different opinions
@ytnukesme1600
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 I mean, he goes out of his way to play the worst sh!t on the market, it's like he enjoys dumpster diving or something.
@dwightd.eisenhower2031
Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 well they’re all ass, so…
All the profit went into paying the Celebrity's and they used the remaining £4 to make a mobile game and ported it to PC
This game is 100% percent used as an background game in a tv show
I like how the conversations between characters looks like one of those free storyboard animation programs you’d use for a middle school project. Shining example being 10:36
if only he voiced in it wouldve saved the entire game
14:23 "Half the bags are in, that makes half to go. " 10/10 Dialogue
I’m so glad to see Pyro doing another video on Forspoken!
This can’t be real, who would make this and say “Yeah that’s finished.”
They forgot that payday 2 had a banger soundtrack to acompany the gameplay
This sounds like they used AI to voice everyone
this looks like a PS2 game that you'd play once and never touch it again
2:00 I am so happy that Pyro doesn't hide his preferences in women
the sad dallas impression from the mc was certainly something
The aliens are coming, weve been compromised
@beanburritoman3537
Жыл бұрын
spit it out corporal
@calebpribyl5152
Жыл бұрын
SPIT IT OUT CORPARAL!
It's like the video game you'd see one of the actors play in the background of a movie
"Payday the Rockay way!"
didnt know they continued the back 4 blood franchise.
Hell yeah, i've been waiting for this one. Thanks, Pyro.
I love how they tried to copy the dentist (gus) from payday 2 and didn't even try to alter his voice or persona with that pager operative "Nasara" But in Payday it made sense as the dentist was an extremely ominous and powerful contractor who nobody knew nothing about that basically forced heisters to work for him. In here he's just an African wise man pushing unnecessary one liners through pager.
@Dr.Oofers
Жыл бұрын
And funnily enough, he’s voiced by the same VA as Chains.
Even the name makes it sound like a free app store mobile game
I've yet to see pyro's pc handle ANY game with performance issues. Truly a gaming PC of all time
Feels like Call of Juarez: The Cartel all over again
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can make Crime Boss a good game
Considering that there are actually inflated furry games we now know that they aren’t his least favorite, confirming pyros deep dark fetish
@damsen978
Жыл бұрын
Nobody laughed, no one. The likes are given for pity. And the following people saying they laughed or liked the joke are either high or are smelling a gas leak nearby.
@xStarLynx
Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978 🤓
@Allukard353
Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978 damn, bro. Like I get it, the comment was unfunny, but maybe calm down?
@damsen978
Жыл бұрын
@@Allukard353 It was a joke too. Relax lol
@tajee_y9936
Жыл бұрын
@@Allukard353 unfunny is an understatement
damn, they really made chuck norris sound like "Alright-" "ALRIGHT WHAT?" "We'll take back the fort 🤓"
The speed, sound and animations for this game are actually pretty good
Your daily slop is what keeps me going pyro
Pyro should play more scuffed games this is hilarious lol
I like how it's common practise now for games to be released in a terrible state
I slept through more than half of this video, yet i haven't miss anything in this game because there is nothing
Pyro is such a cute femboy
@noskin7290
Жыл бұрын
so true
@jadeanfe9336
Жыл бұрын
Dudde fr
@jovanhardianto4658
Жыл бұрын
He look more like a twink
@CheezeSpartan
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@arielchandia2
Жыл бұрын
Chubby femboy eboy
thank you pyro, i really like seeing things again a day after charlie covers it
8:48 I closed my eyes and it feel like im watching some dbz abridged or something. So goofy.
14:29 The wheel of the van was inside the curb. This game is perfect in every way
The frames on this game are worse than someone running 130 different Fallout 4 mods at once.
How did they manage to fumble the game with this line up.
@Jashua-
Жыл бұрын
90% of the games budget went on voice acting
Pyro sold out so hard he's never posting petscop 2
I love how they have so many different voice actors from many medias and they even got Finn o Leary from bo2 in this game
If a game is EGS exclusive, it's essentially dead on arrival.
Chuck's voice sounds ai generated
I like how he refers to pd2 as "was" as if people arent making meta guides, receiving fairly big updates, and in general playing the game still
Why. Why can’t we just get a nicely made game that runs? Please?
Finally, He reviewed that crappy prequel for petscop, the one where you run a cafe tycoon with a "dark secret" and mascot horror elements. The cooking minigame was fun though
I've seen stock unity shooters that look and play better
This framerate struggling more than me at the gym for the first time
That wings impression was too good, took me back to the good ol days. Big ups
Why did all the real-life celebrities need to be there? Couldn't the devs just, you know, make their own unique and interesting characters from scratch?
This has the same vibe as mafia city ads
don't worry, chuck norris will fix this game, history says he punched the harddrive that contained this game to fix all bugs but the harddrive got obliterated and is being molecularly reconstructed by the devs to get the fixed version of the game
The budget went towards celebrities instead of the actual game.
I wish he didn't skip some of the cutscenes. They're so bad, it's hilarious.
I feel like a lot of games start out running bad for pyro because he dropped like 3 screws in it while building it
>shoots gun >is surprised when a gunshot alerts people
The whole game and even the title look like a mobile game you'd see a weird "OH NOES I CANT PASS LEVEL 3" ad for
No huge gaming drama :(
Truly one of the games of quite some time
I'm surprised he didn't notice the characters popping in at 14:39
Funniest thing is, Nasra guy was voiced by actor that voiced Chains both in PD2 and PD3
Didn't know pyro made a game
It's basically payday 2, but crime net became the only choosable option where you can only play on the easiest difficulty. Oh, and the objectives took too long for them so they made sure you can finish it during your coffee break
I hate that half the characters look like their faces were rendered with 1000s of polygons while others look like they were rendered with about 40
I think the most telling thing about the game was when you were talking about Payday 2, I thought the background footage was pre-alpha footage of Payday 2 and not Crime Boss gameplay.
This game looks like it'd be one of those "Amazing new web3 Metaverse fps!!!!" Games nftbros try to shill
Why does pyro think that every 50 ish year old man is the g-man
The fact that as far as i know, 3 of these voice actors were in good call of duty games is kinda funny ngl
Ok but that inspector gadget brown bricks voice was perfect, good job pyro
Back 4 Blood but epic
This game could have been decent if it was released in 2006
@StridersBored
Жыл бұрын
It plays like a demo only focused on trying to push the graphics rather than actually making an enjoyable game
@benjad92
Жыл бұрын
@@StridersBored I don't even think the graphics are that great for a 2023 game
I didn’t even know this was a payday like game, all the ads I got for it just showed off all the big name actors who were in it like chuck norris. So I literally knew nothing about this game.
It feels exactly like "Grab that Auto 5"
“We need more C/B-list games like this!” No we don’t.
When Pyro gets his hopes up for a game, just cut your losses and accept the inevitable
Pyro conveniently forgetting that Danny was in Breaking Bad... Selective memory also making him forget about Petscop 2
When Chuck Norris does a push up he pushes the earth down
upload a main channel vid lil bro