"the worst she can say is no"

@snipersdeath894

Жыл бұрын

F

@djordjekalanj8170

Жыл бұрын

ф

@broodingsoap9469

Жыл бұрын

Black Cat: *Vomits on crotch*

@nemesis3543

Жыл бұрын

F

@hehe-pu5jn

Жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Dahmer should you be in jail?

Spiderman: Couldn't Take Her Home

@plseditmynamealready6537

Жыл бұрын

unfortunately his aunt kink wasn’t satisfied that month

@INeverAgreed.

Жыл бұрын

@@plseditmynamealready6537 what🤨

@benchetcuti1815

Жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@cursed3591

Жыл бұрын

@@plseditmynamealready6537 ayoo 🤨📸

@Mr.Wetherilli

Жыл бұрын

​@@plseditmynamealready6537 the fuck?

*Sees face* "Damn, you're too young, sorry, I won't go that far" Good ending

@Jacobflamecaster

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I’m shocked she didn’t release the guy with the high voiced that’s tiny is a child

@ADJackD

Жыл бұрын

@@Jacobflamecaster well there are plenty of old guys who sound squeaky plus he could easily be some short guy

@ultrasuckyman4138

Жыл бұрын

The bad ending

@narusuke413

Жыл бұрын

​@@ultrasuckyman4138 wdym🤨

@KantHandleThis

Жыл бұрын

Best ending. not sure why that would traumatize peter.

Bro the artist did Spidey Dirty, like in most panels he’s ok looking but they just decided to destroy him 😂

@josevalerio6268

Жыл бұрын

🤣😆😆

@scp--wc9zv

Жыл бұрын

Jesse! We NEED to cook.

@windmaster9

Жыл бұрын

To be fair in other versions they did hook up one encounter with the lights off

@pamirturan2742

Жыл бұрын

​@@windmaster9 because the original comics Spider-Man hasn't been a teenager since the 60s. Peter Parker is like 2 to 3 years younger than Feliscia Hardy alone.

@windmaster9

Жыл бұрын

@@pamirturan2742 ah figures

Black Cat saw a minor and said: The Heroes may let me live but not the FBI

@Captainforce09

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@vandalsavage6743

Жыл бұрын

Nor the IRS

@commentsurfer8507

Жыл бұрын

She didn’t said that, she’s just disgusted .😂

@Rutherford852

Жыл бұрын

​@@commentsurfer8507 😐

@JellOMelOn

Жыл бұрын

​@@commentsurfer8507r/whoosh

It's okay Spidey. She was for the streets bro.

@moneybxndz161

Жыл бұрын

Not being a pedo is apparently for the streets lol

@milesmorales9275

Жыл бұрын

@@moneybxndz161 Even without that she is for the street

@rdb1

Жыл бұрын

@@milesmorales9275 how so

@rayfordfuller409

Жыл бұрын

@@rdb1 let’s see he wasn’t a teen and still looked like she would still leave his ass she is like most girls in my school

@italianspiderman5012

Жыл бұрын

@@moneybxndz161 I mean she did want to bang with a guy that she knows nothing about

She wasn't disgusted by you spidey, she was disgusted that she was a cougar instead of a cat.

@HumanB312

Жыл бұрын

She isn’t a cougar she didn’t know If she was she would have still kissed him

@firestrikerii810

Жыл бұрын

@@HumanB312 She is a Cougar and she did know if she was. She would not have still kissed up

@firestrikerii810

Жыл бұрын

@@HumanB312 false

@cartoonyheader1646

Жыл бұрын

😂

@sw9093

Жыл бұрын

Older women shouldn't be with younger men it's disgusting.

The writers have found yet another way to ruin Peter’s life 😂

@VerdeMorte

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, the recent "You're like a sister to me M.J." was like the next One More Day that broke the camel's back after it was still recovering from rehabilitation therapy. I'd fire the whole lot of them and burn the entire writers room work for good measure, can't have any future idiots getting "brilliant" ideas...

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

The whole point of Spider-man's life is that it's hard. It makes the MOST amount of sense for peter to be rejected by Black Cat as she's a GROWN woman and he's just a 15 year old kid. Peter's life is always a struggle, no matter what.

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

@@VerdeMorte Yeah that "you're like a sister to me" is ridiculous to say to MJ but THIS situation is the MOST sensible and makes the most logical sense given the situation of the age difference between the two. The whole point of Spider-man's life is that it's hard. It makes the MOST amount of sense for peter to be rejected by Black Cat as she's a GROWN woman and he's just a 15 year old kid. Peter's life is always a struggle, no matter what.

@VerdeMorte

Жыл бұрын

@@Gadget-Walkmen Yeah, but he's not supposed to make his own life hard singlehandedly, that's what the villains and family members are there for. This is One More Day all over again and that was garbage...

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

@@VerdeMorte LOL What? Black Cat rejecting and throwing up all over him is NOT like "One More Day" AT ALL and it's FAR from "gARbAgE" in the slightest as it's just a moment that's played off for laughs in a dark humor kind of way to show off the problematic age difference. That's it. The issue is that Peter Parker here is young and a minor, Black Cat is not. That's the whole joke that's not taking all that seriously and to showcase that not everything works out on how Peter hopes it does in a dark humor that's not that serious when they WEREN'T in a serious relationship. That's the difference between this moment and the One More Day. And Peter Parker being Spider-man IS the part that's a sacrifice that makes his life hard. He's not doing it on purpose but he is doing something that he KNOWS will make it hard during the process.

The best part is that she got a whole identity crisis over Spider-Man before knowing he was just a kid.

@abbyadventure5689

Жыл бұрын

Right!?

@chookitty5219

Жыл бұрын

Spiderkid

@Guardian_Guy

Жыл бұрын

The "Man" in Spider-Man is WAYYY outta pocket

@user-sx4qu4dz9z

Жыл бұрын

@@Guardian_Guy Well that’s cus “Spider Kid” sounds lame as fuck

@powercrash7411

Жыл бұрын

yeah she was hot for him and made it clear beforehand

Who wouldve thought that a grown woman would have better control of herself than 90% of twitter users when they see a little boy

@migzy4704

Жыл бұрын

You ain't wrong.😂😂😂

@slimebunny5700

Жыл бұрын

True honestly even the people who enjoy shouta

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

uhhhhhh what? What are you talking about?

@MrcreeperDXD777

Жыл бұрын

Genshin players when they see an unattended child

@Nombrenooriginal

Жыл бұрын

Except for the part where she puke

These spiderman's writers are way more evil than batman's. They didn't even let peter parker pulling a baddie 💀💀💀

@zeppelinled3967

Жыл бұрын

you can't compare batman to spiderman. writers HATE spiderman with all their dark rotten hearts.

@ShakeBabiesAndEatPaint

Жыл бұрын

to be fair she was probably around 30 about to try to have s€x with a young teen this was an appropriate response

@GAMEDESKY

Жыл бұрын

​@@zeppelinled3967yes actually

@S0ME_GUY

Жыл бұрын

Nah i dont want black cat liking children

@kingbeast4914

11 ай бұрын

@@zeppelinled3967😭😭😭😭😭

The writers had no reason to make it this sad bruh 😭😭😭

@commentsurfer8507

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can see in the comment section the stress and depression.😂

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter at all as it's not at all "this sad" at all as it was funny AND fitting for the characters because Ultimate Spider-man is still the BEST Spider-man comic run with Mark Bagley's GORGEOUS artwork! It's a PHENOMENAL Comic series as it's the BEST Spider-man run for his storyline STILL to this day! Ultimate Spider-man is a MASTERPIECE!

@MotherFucker445

Жыл бұрын

@@Gadget-Walkmen Nah the Ultimate isn’t shit till Miles shows up.

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

@@MotherFucker445 Lol NOT even close, Ultimate is not even CLOSE to “sh!T” in the slightest and there is no “nAh” to whatever nonsense you’re saying here either as Ultimate Spider-Man was STILL incredible and FANTASTIC WHEN Miles showed up entirely so! Lol at you not understanding that and saying something as terrible as you just did right now, just wow. Ultimate Spider-Man is FANTASTIC from beginning to end from how incredible it all is throughout from all the amazing work the writers and artists placed into it all! Miles Morales is a GREAT and FANTASTIC character as a whole and an AMAZING addition to the Ultimate Spider-Man universe as he grew to be a extremely well like and popular character FOR A REASON as Ultimate was STILL great when Miles “shOws uP” which you wrongly say here about him as Miles was INCREDIBLE in Ultimate Spider-Man entirely so and fleshed out the universe and made it better than ever! Absolutely NOTHING you’ve said here makes any sense and nothing you’re saying here is true in the slightest. Just stop!

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

@@MotherFucker445 Lol NOT even close, Ultimate is not even CLOSE to “sh!T” in the slightest and there is no “nAh” to whatever nonsense you’re saying here either as Ultimate Spider-Man was STILL incredible and FANTASTIC WHEN Miles showed up entirely so! Ultimate Spider-Man is FANTASTIC from beginning to end from how incredible it all is throughout from all the amazing work the writers and artists placed into it all! Miles Morales is a GREAT and FANTASTIC character as a whole and an AMAZING addition to the Ultimate Spider-Man universe as he grew to be a extremely well like and popular character FOR A REASON as Ultimate was STILL great when Miles “shOws uP” which you wrongly say here about him as Miles was INCREDIBLE in Ultimate Spider-Man entirely so and fleshed out the universe and made it better than ever! Absolutely NOTHING you’ve said here makes any sense and nothing you’re saying here is true in the slightest. Just stop!

Spider man: The worst she could say is no

@spectorium2905

Жыл бұрын

She vomited on his peni-

@Aizensosuke450

Жыл бұрын

bro can u name the comic idk this comic name

@randomguy8140

Жыл бұрын

@@Aizensosuke450it’s ultimate spider man this was a run that happened way before the tv show

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter at all regardless as it's still a bit humorous to see as it fits BOTH characters very well when they ACTUALLY get to know each other this much and it ALL works perfectly for the characters and situation for the story to flow because Ultimate Spider-man is still the BEST Spider-man comic run with Mark Bagley's GORGEOUS artwork! It's a PHENOMENAL Comic series as it's the BEST Spider-man run for his storyline STILL to this day! Ultimate Spider-man is a MASTERPIECE!

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter at all regardless of how long Peter lives for here in this universe as his end PERFECTLY fits for his character and the comic's story as it ends fantastically as a whole because Ultimate Spider-man is still the BEST Spider-man comic run with Mark Bagley's GORGEOUS artwork! It's a PHENOMENAL Comic series as it's the BEST Spider-man run for his storyline STILL to this day! Ultimate Spider-man is a MASTERPIECE!

On one hand, it sucks for Peter that this happened. But on the other good on Felecia for not becoming a sexual offender on accident

@sleepninja2350

Жыл бұрын

Yee that part

@triplecrosscounter

Жыл бұрын

It only counts when the woman is underage. It doesn't matter when the man is underage.

@TheKoriKasai

Жыл бұрын

@@triplecrosscounter it counts either way

@PotatoPL-

Жыл бұрын

@@triplecrosscounter what is that weird backwater hillbilly type of thinking lmao

@Xplzit

Жыл бұрын

@@PotatoPL- it's not weird lol it's true, younger guy with an older woman and no one cares, just "good for you bro", it's all I ever got

Props to Black Cat for being the bigger person and not getting involved in sexual activity with a minor. It hurts that a master criminal has better sense of this than some people irl.

@ttv_zombiefetus1710

Жыл бұрын

Bro vomited on him tho 💀

@davidmays8974

Жыл бұрын

​@@ttv_zombiefetus1710 Necessary evil.

@MacJuds

5 ай бұрын

I would too if I was ab to kiss a kiddo 💀💀💀​@@ttv_zombiefetus1710

@TomLeniger

5 ай бұрын

The reason she threw up is because she got raped by an older man when she was younger so the fact that she's doing the same thing now absolutely disgusted herself

@DeadEYE2102

4 күн бұрын

Because the thought of her kissing a minor is disgusting to her thats why she threw up on him.

Spiderman: No way to recover

She may be a villain but at least she’s not a predator

@roderickspencerjr.2482

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone who smart

@johnmaco

Жыл бұрын

Do you really need to puke to affirm your position?

@AkumaNugget__

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmaco Yes

@Beanz024

Жыл бұрын

@@AkumaNugget__ no

@arrow3831

Жыл бұрын

Profesionals have standards

"For the rest of his life." **Dies a little over a year later.**

@chaserred4155

Жыл бұрын

Was he wrong?

@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553

Жыл бұрын

@@chaserred4155 yes

@tobiaszglik2850

Жыл бұрын

​@@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 giorno

@dhanoopmd5915

Жыл бұрын

[Spoiler] he resurrects a year later because of OZ side effects and lives rest of his life with mary jane

@zamiqshelton8148

Жыл бұрын

​@@dhanoopmd5915how did he die

This whole thing is cracking me up, she could maturely handle herself better and stayed to have a conversation with him and let him know how all of this was wrong and that she was in the wrong but girl decided to literally puke on all over his junk and dip, leaving him traumatized with low self-esteem for the rest of his life 💀💀💀

@Deadline_83930

Жыл бұрын

Another thing I want to add that I just realize, this whole time she had been flirting with him and wanting him, she should have also been annoyingly nosy and flirtatious. Asking him stuff like if he already has another girl, if he’s married, divorced, if they didn’t have to hide their disguises, where would she be likely to find him at work, just asking basic adult information, so this is really on her 💀

@davidmays8974

Жыл бұрын

​@@Deadline_83930 You can't control when you puke. Her reaction was completely warranted considering the circumstances.

@suiginmigasuto3356

9 ай бұрын

​@@Deadline_83930 I mean. Knowing what kind of person Black Cat is. She was probably playing the "run around" game. Thinking that he was a man. So yes, it is on her. She didn't get her facts first. But I could see what she was doing. As well as how she may have easily gotten caught up in the game. Again, doesn't excuse it. But at least she didn't continue.

The writers of Spiderman hates him more than the villains.

@donkeykong6426

19 күн бұрын

makes you want to go Marvel and ask the people *why tf was he made then?!!??!?* with a gun

Well atleast he had someone who liked him. Yet This was a very wierd moment in the comic

@tajkoreddeninthearctic194

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the artist was like a perv I think

@TheMaxEdits1

Жыл бұрын

@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 lol

@draykohunter6805

Жыл бұрын

​@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 I'm pretty sure it's more on the writer than it is the artist because they're just representing what the story is visually

@davidsprott3216

Жыл бұрын

yeah he should've just let her take the mask off halfway and boned her.

@TheMaxEdits1

Жыл бұрын

@@draykohunter6805 yeah

“I’m crazy enough to take on Spider-Man, but CPS? No thank you!”

@Raccon_Detective.

Жыл бұрын

W btas reference.

I feel so bad for him

I don't think this is sad for Peter at all. It just shows that Felicia has standards. She's not about to put herself on the sex offender registry by sleeping with an underage teenager.

@chrysaliscrisis8530

11 ай бұрын

I think her puking on Peter is definitely sad or at least upsetting for him regardless.

@theamazingspooderman2697

9 ай бұрын

​@@chrysaliscrisis8530 she puked bcz of the things she thought she was gonna do with him, now hee thoughts are gross to her bcz she was about to do all that with a kid

"Traumatized for the rest of his life." The rest of his life is *pretty* short in this universe

@Manesson

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@dhanoopmd5915

Жыл бұрын

[Spoiler] he resurrects a year later because of OZ side effects and lives rest of his life with mary jane

@broken.weeaboo

Жыл бұрын

@Cameron Matlock He was murdered on his birthday by the Sinister Six (five of them anyway) after getting shot in the gut (by accident) from Punisher's rifle, and all while SHIELD and the Avengers were facing a coup d'etat

@broken.weeaboo

Жыл бұрын

@Cameron Matlock I know. The Ultimate universe is fucking wild

@broken.weeaboo

Жыл бұрын

@Cameron Matlock Venom and Green Goblin

People say “it’s okay to be rejected” until she throws up and dip

@puppydogface2333

Жыл бұрын

thank God she is not bad bad cause it's not she didn't like his face but it was cause he's a minor

@commentsurfer8507

Жыл бұрын

@@puppydogface2333 she just puke. Can’t you understand?😂

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

She wasn't in the wrong tho to do so.

@davidmays8974

Жыл бұрын

​@@commentsurfer8507 Better than pedophilia.

I love how Peter at the end Just says "ow"

When black cat realises that spiderman was actually spiderboy

Black Cat W. She's an adult woman who realized she's been sexually inappropriate with a minor and she immediately removed herself from the situation. Edit: oh wow this blew up! I do feel bad for Peter but I feel like a lot of you are misinterpreting Black Cat? SHE had been the one to initiate the flirting and coming on to Spiderman, meaning she probably had feelings and even "fantasies" about him. In her mind, finding out he's a teenager means she's a pedophile and she is literally in shock and disgust with HERSELF, not Peter. I feel bad for them both but it's better things happened this way instead of them doing something they'll both regret and end up on a registry for

@imaran1303

Жыл бұрын

Nah, she didn't have to do him like that though. Puking on him and then dipping? Yeah no, not a W. A explanation, letting him know that he was too young for her, you know, not utterly destroying his self-esteem because of her dumb mistake?

@horodoomwolf

Жыл бұрын

The Ultimate universe is sometimes weird because of this, let's not forget Logan tried to make out with MJ when he was in Peter's body.

@CrunchyFluids

Жыл бұрын

@@imaran1303 Nah shut up, you just want pedophilia to be okay

@ProxiProtogen

Жыл бұрын

@@imaran1303 she threw up because she almost fucked a kid, not because his face. It was disgust of the thought of being a pedo.

@imaran1303

Жыл бұрын

@@ProxiProtogen Yeah, and then she left without a word. Y'know a 'Sorry, it isn't you, just, you are way too young for me.' You know... something that doesn't completely tear down his self-esteem like having a woman take on look at your face, throw up on you and run as fast in the opposite direction as she can.

I assume this is Ultimate Spider-Man

@Eddie.G260

Жыл бұрын

nah I think ultimate has longer hair

@bloopernooper

Жыл бұрын

@@Eddie.G260 😂

@rodrigoestebanmartinezardi6661

Жыл бұрын

It is

@functional200

Жыл бұрын

@@Eddie.G260 it is surprisingly

@Eddie.G260

Жыл бұрын

@@functional200 yeah😂

And that day every teenage boy's dream got fucked. 😭😂

“Professionals have standards”

@Zane-It

10 ай бұрын

IKR

Dear god I thought I had it rough getting rejected

@JaysonKing2009

Жыл бұрын

@Michael Anderson ikr like she could have just said “no sorry” but instead she said “how did you get in my house” and “I’m gonna call the police get out”

@Saints2929

Жыл бұрын

@@JaysonKing2009 damn

@yvngsas8408

Жыл бұрын

@@JaysonKing2009 you jus like me fr

@theNoirwendigo

Жыл бұрын

​@@JaysonKing2009 your a fuking legend

@artsfan5683

Жыл бұрын

​@@JaysonKing2009 you dropped this 👑

I mean.....she still knows what's right and wrong

@mangareader7474

Жыл бұрын

Not being a pedo

@user-uu1tm7bk4r

Жыл бұрын

Imagine it in reverse gender I mean if Spidey was a girl and black cat is a man

@farid-frederick

Жыл бұрын

@@user-uu1tm7bk4r 💀

@tenebrischan

Жыл бұрын

@@user-uu1tm7bk4r it would be the exact same.

@user-uu1tm7bk4r

Жыл бұрын

@@tenebrischan but what if black cat already knows it and when he found out that she is a just minor that just makes him more interested in her

Ayo she done my man dirtyyyyy 💀💀

@chinhthehugger9284

Жыл бұрын

literally

Spider man:DANG IT MY NEW SUIT!

she a real one for that tho, she's a thief not a predator

Ultimate SpiderMan Black Cat: "Ewww! a boy! How I can kiss that!?" OG Black Cat: "WHERE do you want the kiss, Spider? ♥"

@inferno.1

Жыл бұрын

fr

@tyoogabooga8545

Жыл бұрын

Wrong he's 14

@dukemagus

Жыл бұрын

Og spider man was at least 18, so it's legal

@arcanemelody901

Жыл бұрын

Because he’s a minor you one dimensional minded bagel.

@NataliaNeeSama

Жыл бұрын

@@arcanemelody901 Calm down dude, it's just a joke. :P

National Geographic voice: she is stunned and vomits at he sight of his face

Why would anyone be mad about this, she's adult, he's not, she did what society wants you to do in such a situation.

@mincraftbro4000

Жыл бұрын

But she could say it normally not traumatising him

What she did was both right and wrong, right because her feelings immediately disappeared as soon as she found out he was a minor, wrong because she didn't explain it to him well

@commentsurfer8507

Жыл бұрын

The reason why she is a villain, is because she doesn't care at all, that's why she even throw up in front of him to express her displeasure.

Black Cat: Hell no, I'm not trying to catch a case. 🙅‍♂️

@commentsurfer8507

Жыл бұрын

Nope. She even throw up. She is just disgusted.😂

Bro can’t catch a break

I have this comic book. Always remembered this part especially. Poor Peter. Despite being a cat, she ain't no cougar

@josephcalabrese6337

Жыл бұрын

Why do you think the writers made Felicia like this? I mean, What is the end goal / message of presenting a grown woman chasing after a teenager superhero? Within fiction here. My guess is that Ultimate Felicia represents real life women who want to fuck these cool superhero guys. But then they have to come to terms with the fact. That some of these handsome attractive superhero males are canonically minors. (Not all characters. Just some.)

@basiccake2805

Жыл бұрын

Where was Mary Jane at.

@VITAS874

Жыл бұрын

True. I wish alternative ending

@prosartaj9209

Жыл бұрын

Can you tell me the volume no of this comics

@jacobbender3573

Жыл бұрын

@@prosartaj9209 I believe it's ultimate spiderman #85. The cover has Spidey, Iron Fist, and Shang Chi on it

Black cat chose the express way through cancellation 😂😂😂

@davidmays8974

Жыл бұрын

She steals, but fiddling with little kids is too far. Professionals have standards.

Spiderman belongs in the special victims unit

"The worst day of spideys life" so everyday after uncle ben?

She threw up on him after seeing his real face… if that doesn’t hurt someone’s self esteem I don’t know what does

@OPMack

Жыл бұрын

NO, because she isn't a PEDOPHILE. It's like you MEN try to ignore the obvious message. Are you a PEDO by any chance?

@roderickspencerjr.2482

Жыл бұрын

No, cuz she realized that he was a minor and she would’ve been a pedo.

@aidanmoriarty2987

Жыл бұрын

@@OPMack oh so you’re a Feminist extremist

@aidanmoriarty2987

Жыл бұрын

@@roderickspencerjr.2482 that doesn’t just make someone throw up

@roderickspencerjr.2482

Жыл бұрын

@@aidanmoriarty2987 my guy your original comment implying she threw up on him as if she was disgusted and rejected him in a cold hearted way. no she didnt, she threw up because she saw that he was a minor and the thought of nearly committing pedophilia kicked in. Could she have aimed her vomit elsewhere and apologize? Yes. But bottom line is you make it see like she gave a cold hearted rejection when all it is, is just a misunderstanding. Also I doubt his confidence was still destroyed when she’d come back to him in the future beyond that sudden moment.

Bro the fact that the Arby's guy decided to voice this 💀💀💀💀

@xyself5351

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀

@tonybanks1148

Жыл бұрын

He got the meats

Felicia pretty much got karma for that...shows her that being aloof isn't always a good thing and it nearly screwed herself for hitting on a minor aged superhero. Poor Peter

Worst thing that could happen to a teenager

W black cat but she didn't have to do my boy peter like that

Black Cat never liked Peter Parker. She only wants his identity, Spiderman. The unluckiest hero ever.

I like how creative marvel is in fucking spiderman life 😂😂

Spider-Man's supervillain origin

Every women I talk to on the internet when they see my face:

Hahahahaha.... I've been there peter. I've been there

“Black cat for the streets, M.j. For the sheets!” 😏😉

Don't worry, Mark AKA Invincible, helped probably soften this moment up in retrospect. While small, he did seem to have helped Peter realize he wasn't nearly as bad as he'd thought he seemed.

@0neiros.

Жыл бұрын

Didnt Mark talk to 616, isnt this one ultimate?

@somethingwithultra7231

Жыл бұрын

@@0neiros. Oh right lmao, so scrap that, but it still could work

@0neiros.

Жыл бұрын

@@somethingwithultra7231 yeah it could

A wise person once said "I'm a villain not a monster"

@SquidSushi123

Жыл бұрын

That line sounds so familiar, but I can’t remember who said it

@kyotetwokyote

Жыл бұрын

@@SquidSushi123 die hard 3 i think

A cat puking at spider?? Lol 🤣😂

"Spiderman will remember that"

Extreme bruh and rejection moment

"Leaving him traumatized for the rest of his life." Knowing this is ultimate spider-man, not a long one.

Can't wait to see blue balls spider-man in across the spiderverse!

This is why the mask stays on.

For context she’s 18 and he’s 16

@yvngsas8408

Жыл бұрын

Pls tell me ur joking💀

@Ye_B0i

Жыл бұрын

Nah she looks way older then 18, probably is in her mid 20’s.

@tmmh5620

Жыл бұрын

that's not that bad

@yvngsas8408

Жыл бұрын

@@tmmh5620 fr thats what im sayin

@proto-guest4511

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ye_B0i Mid twenties. She could be thirty years old.

Brother if cat lady was bout to reveal my face as Spider-Man ima give her the beat down of a beat down

We don’t need another offender in the Ultimate Universe, looking at you Wolverine.

@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688

8 ай бұрын

What did Wolverine do-?

At least she’s not a sex offender hood on her

The other alternative would be she not caring he's so young, which is so SO much worse

@jm_r245

Жыл бұрын

Others words the alternative is that she's a child predator

@drnarwhal2888

Жыл бұрын

Yeh

@roderickspencerjr.2482

Жыл бұрын

Milf supremacy…but you are correct it would be wrong

@stormbringer2840

Жыл бұрын

Or you know just say : « alright sorry kiddo I thought you were an adult . » You don’t have to vomit all over the poor kid .

@REDACTED9615

Жыл бұрын

@@stormbringer2840 doubt she vomited because of his face, pretty sure it was because she realized she was about to kiss a minor as an adult

"for the rest of his Life". Bro lived 4 more months, at most.

@VITAS874

Жыл бұрын

😂

@VITAS874

Жыл бұрын

And he acutatlly meet her again

now she knows he identity

Damn spidey, feels bad man

@basiccake2805

Жыл бұрын

I think he should have stayed with Mary Jane.

@davidmays8974

Жыл бұрын

Decimation of the century.

Peter has gone through a lot over the years but damn🤣🤣🤣

If this was Lee/Ditko Peter, Felicia wouldn’t have known a damn thing about his age lmao

@ahankumar555

Жыл бұрын

Yeah because they're about the same age in main continuity

@lmaono1356

Жыл бұрын

@@ahankumar555 I specifically meant in this situation if 15 year old Peter from main continuity met this Black Cat. The point being that he’s written and drawn to be indistinguishable from someone in their 20s (Ditko’s influence mainly)

The accidental bag fumble

If that had been Tobey Maguire, this would've gone a whole different direction

ultimate spiderman comics did my boy peter dirty lmao

True she is a grown woman and peter is still in high school. Idk how she couldnt tell tho, by his voice and mannerisms... Still imagine getting rejected this hard😭😭

@spottedslash4256

Жыл бұрын

Lots of guys in there early 20s act like teenagers ya know.

The new spider-man:😂 black cat: please be mine😭

Bro i thought i was rejected badly..

@lordpvt

Жыл бұрын

F

@ramendude4062

Жыл бұрын

Fr, I was depressed with just a "ew no", I can't imagine getting actually puked on.

Ngl this kinda reminds me of the situations when a kid introduces himself as a adult on the internet and he gets messages or friend requests from real adults. Or the kid actually speaks to them but the adults that he is speaking with slowly realise that it's a kid because of either the way he types or the way on how he talks during some adult conversations.

@davidmays8974

Жыл бұрын

Lmao imagine.

@Daiken-m1z

Жыл бұрын

@@davidmays8974 🙃

@davidmays8974

Жыл бұрын

@@Daiken-m1z :}

Literaly "Coming out of puberty"

He should've just kept the mask ok and role with it😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

At the end of the day on the main timeline he still dates her sometimes right?

@MemesterTheMaster

Жыл бұрын

Yes, about 5 times

@guytheincognito4186

Жыл бұрын

Different Universe, different age bracket.

@erops7933

Жыл бұрын

@@guytheincognito4186 yeah Peter is not a teenager anymore on the main earth

@guytheincognito4186

Жыл бұрын

@@erops7933 Yeah in most universes not just 616, Peter and Cat is both equal in age, usually college age or older. This one being the Ultimate universe, 181 comes to mind but it's just a guess on my end as I don't recall what nr that reality has, is essentially the exception. The furthest this couple tend to be in age to each other in a general sense is about 2 years. 💁‍♂️

Spiderman: under a suicidewatch

At least she’s not as crazy as I thought

Spidy: "I-I need an adult" Cat: "I am an adult. Wait arn't you an adult too?"

"Ow." 💀

Morally right, yet incredibly cruel at the same time

Yeah that's more heartbreaking than saying she don't like him😔

Kinda makes you wonder if this would’ve happened in spectacular Spider-Man if Cat had seen Peter’s face as I’m assuming she was an adult in that series too

also the day he probably stops pulling his punches on his enemies lol

online dating in a nutshell

Plot twist: spider-Man was working with Chris Hansen.

i feel bad for spider man he lost all those people in his life and now this

Dream took notes

DAYUM spider sense couldn’t warn him about that one 😬💀

Peter got Black Cat's vomit on his crotch. Kek

@frankeinstein719

Жыл бұрын

I’m sure some people are into that. Rule 34

@seamus8695

Жыл бұрын

@@frankeinstein719 define "people"

@iconica9516

Жыл бұрын

@@seamus8695 you don't know what people means or am I missing something

@Who4reU

Жыл бұрын

@@iconica9516 You are missing something