Has anyone counted the times DGR had accidentally avoided a troll and then jumped purposely into the place the troll was obviously trying to send him?

@dave6012

Жыл бұрын

Has anyone ever counted the grains of sand in the sea?

@NanjyouRan

Жыл бұрын

Or how about the times he opens mouth and dies

@titouanv4532

10 ай бұрын

At least 171 times

I love how you’re still into playing Mario Maker everyday for us after years of playing

On the topic of Chris editing Amanda moments, I enjoy seeing them and I'm glad they're included. My only issue is that she's so quiet when she's around. So I would like to formally request subtitles for Amanda from Chris when she makes it into videos. Even better, Dave should just have a mic on hand for her to pick up at any time

"Scoot over. I need the camera" 😂😂 Dave and Amanda are so funny together. And I have to say I dig the "poncho." Pretty cool. When's Dave gonna wear it on stream? Lol

@nicka5040

Жыл бұрын

Dave needs a green poncho to blend in with the background. 😂😂

@caitsith4

Жыл бұрын

I agree, poncho is the best.

You know what? This map creator is REALLY good at drawing out fall deaths just long enough to start being annoying and I love it.

@SeenAGreatLight

Жыл бұрын

Noah spends a heck of a long time tweaking and perfecting the level of annoyance until it's **chef's kiss** _magnifique._

Dave always has worst case scenarios.

@kingbubbafatt9945

Жыл бұрын

That’s why it’s fun to watch him

@archerdan6660

Жыл бұрын

Even way back in his old college days

@DeejayNiXoT

Жыл бұрын

@@kingbubbafatt9945 If he wouldn't scream and behave like a child..

Dave's fast forward sound effect needs to be a ringtone and I would totally get it

Every time Dave shouts "I understand!", I can't help but silently ask "Are you sure?".

I feel for Chris, but not for having to edit Amanda or the interaction you had with her. I feel for him becouse he has to go through and watch every single one of the little big mistakes you make and edit THOSE out, while thinking "Man, how can you be so silly not to see an answer that is right front and center and in on the nose ". That's what I feel for Cris. Watching Amanda making you look good while at the same time making you look bad is not a nuisance at all. XDDDDDDDD

I like the Poncho. It works well with Amanda’s complexion. Dave’s a lucky guy to have a wife willing to annoy him on Stream. Brings that slice of life reality to the stream. Plus it’s like a pseudo 4th wall break. Good comedy. If I ran a stream and a girlfriend; provided she didn’t destroy my stream being annoying, I’d encourage her to act like the camera wasn’t on.

6:07 'Fuego' doesnt mean hot, it means fire. 'Caliente' is hot

@DaminGamerMC

Жыл бұрын

3 sec later he clarified "en fuego" means "on fire", which is very hot btw

@vencedor1774

Жыл бұрын

@@DaminGamerMC there is no expression in spanish that is "en fuego", so that isnt valid, because on english, 'on fire' doesnt literally meand that, its an expression, in spanish isnt. Please get informed before trying to correct someone.

@DaminGamerMC

Жыл бұрын

@@vencedor1774 lol I'm from latin america I use Spanish since I was born. I also was not attacking you like you are to me, I was just saying that he corrected himself doing the literal translation 3 seconds later

@vencedor1774

Жыл бұрын

@@DaminGamerMC y yo tambien soy nativo en español. No te estaba atacando, solo negando tu contaargumento. Ademas, al traducir idiomas no puedes traducir literalmente los textos u oraciones, sobre todo si son expresiones, y por lo tanto, no estaba traduciendolo correctamente.

16:41 - that is indeed a proper use of "dummy thicc"

"you asked what I needed and I said I needed water, and I thought that was going to be the end of the conversation." Dave's a gangster I gotta say.

Another amazing level. Glad to have found your channel Dave, very wholesome and always entertaining. FeelsAmazingMan

Amanda. I can only say that I love your poncho. The fact that you combined it with a dark red tone beneat it, makes your hair glow and the strips on the poncho get enhanced. Lovely and beautiful as always.

Dave never notices when a pipe is crossed out.

When Dave said "I HATE YOU ALL" I felt that

Chris has a pretty good job, how many of us have "humiliate your boss" as part of the requirements?

Thank you Chris for the wonderful fast forward.

I lost it at his fast forward sound effect

10:58 Really, Dave?! So many warning boxes, and you fall for them?! Well, even though i just typed that one out, it went worse, and then editing made it much more fun to watch Dave's fails... Chris is an editing champ!

All right, another NoahArk level! Dude's got incredible creativity.

Poncho gang for the win. You go, Amanda

Chris is an amazing editor 👏

Dave. Your Fast forward effect is one of the high points of this video. I love it... Like for 30 seconds at most. But love it either way. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Truly the greatest throw for content, not taking the checkpoint -> troll yourself -> not realize that you did it right -> evil anti 2

Best Fast Foward Sound Ever So Far !

Dave, as someone who is on their second marriage, let me tell you as an older guy to a younger one… it’s never the end of it with the wife.

Safety Coin: *Exists* Dave: What would you guys give me if I grabbed the safety coin right now?

That was so unenjoyable. It was visual scratching on the blackboard.

I love it Amanda! Very Fall-y. Lowkey want something similar now but my wallet wouldn't allow it. 😅

@pvzmariosonica8fan

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

I am honestly enjoying Amanda moments, they're really funny XD

Just when I think Dave has found the worst anti-softlock, another comes along.

Amanda is gorgeous and can do no wrong. We need an Amanda channel.

@JD-128

Жыл бұрын

She actually has one, but I don't think she posts much of anything on it. Amanda_DGR, I think it's called.

When is Dave NOT in a worst case scenario…

Shouts out to Chris, a true master of his work

OMG. The sound effect 😂😂😂

Pretty good one!

I lost it with the fast forward sound effect

Troll levels set in castle or night forest are the worst. Just hide junk in the gunk and that makes it so you don't have to be creative.

I just whispered "sub to DGR" to my sleeping girlfriend and got swatted. I think she thought I was a bug. Ya owe me, man!!

That fast forward noise sounds like the Goons from the old Popeye cartoons. Anti-Softlocks are slowly becoming 171 proof...

6:13 Technically yes, but in a sentence like "I'm on fire" I would use "Estoy que ardo", not "Estoy en fuego", by example. Mainly because "Estoy en fuego", or, more accurately "Estoy en EL fuego" would mean something like "I'm on the fire". "Estoy en fuego" is an incorrect sentence, at least in Spain, I can't talk about our brothers from Latin America, although I'm pretty sure they also doesn't use it, but I may be wrong.

26:48 My new ringtone

3:36 *Dave dodges troll, then deliberates for a bit before undodging troll* Me: *facepalm*

Whoever said "This is why I watch KZread and not Twitch" hahahahah XD

Foreign language dad joke alert: Did you hear that the largest supplier of sausages and cheese in Germany is going out of business? Experts are calling this the wurst kasë scenario.

The real worst case scenario would be if DGR never goes back to beat Spiny Control..... 😨

@Cradle2dagrav

Жыл бұрын

I admire your dedication

You've played the non-evil version of that level

Love the poncho, Amanda.

Dave has the Best Worst case scenario's

I'm really curious about the IQ test you did as I'd like to check it out myself

10:05 music to my ears

I was expecting to see that anti more times after seeing the second one.

Looking Good Amanda!

We love it. Very stylish. 🖤

The poncho is very fall. I like it.

The Best MM2 KZreadr Change My Mind!

@Boltofbrilliance122

Жыл бұрын

But can we at least agree he isn't the best Mario KZreadr He's still great

Have you made any progress towards Mario odyssey hide-&-seek yet? You said you were trying to do that

Serious question: how were you able to do that fast talking when your mouth wasn’t moving too much?

best thumbnail of all time

Nice video today!

6:28 - RARITY WOULD APPROVE!!!!!

Nice thumbnail!

❤❤❤Love all you’re videos

Yes your poncho looks nice👍👏😊

6:39 Awfully aggressive..

Dave you should try snowboarding

you didn't name the video "I got trolled so I had to sell my house" like you promised in the stream

I think the poncho looks smart.

10:56 mission successfully failed

I gave my wife a hug and whisper "sub to DGR" she said no..i guess she is not a free spirit like me.

We love Amanda's poncho

One pill kills you the other is sugar

"Estoy/ando prendido", that's what "I'm on fire" means✌️

From an old man that's had 4 wives, I'd recommend paying attention to the wife.

How does chris make it look like I'm not frustrated with my marriage? lol

“phosphorus 4 underscoreet just subscribed"

Amanda stealing the show is funny. Dave should do more family streams

Dave: I need your help chat Chat: Under the mubcher Dave: I HATE YOU ALL!! Me: Hahahahahahah 😆

@pvzmariosonica8fan

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

why have the double-slash tracks across pipes and big mushrooms just not sunk in as an indicator? it's not just Dave, lots of troll streamers don't ever seem to get it

@IRanOutOfPhrases

Жыл бұрын

Well, with troll levels, indicators are hard to trust.

Alright, seriously. What would you think would happen if you jumped into the muncher? Do you think the muncher will give you cupcakes and lollipops?

One of the best troll ever

Yes, Amanda, you rock the poncho! No, really, I like it. :)

Ignore dgr. The poncho is killer. Rock that shit girl!

00:55 look at us how we die 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have successfully licked the like button.

Hi DGR

"171 IQ" LOL

DAVE hello and goodmorning!!!!

I like the poncho

Have you ever played Call of duty Dave?

en fuego = "on fire" in Spanish. *Taking Spanish in school*

Still????????

They look like brother and sister, him and his wife.

why Dave why?

Never been this early haha!

Yes I feel bad that Kris has edit any of your videos

I licked the like button but nothing happened, was I supposed to hit the muncher first?

Poncho for the win! 🎉🎉🎉