The Witchfinder General Discovers Harry Potter

The Witchfinder General of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay issues a dire warning to all those who love God concerning the recent discovery of a secret wizarding world in the old country as revealed by one JK Rowling (a most godly man), and a diabolical school of witchcraft known as Hogwarts, where Christian children are taught to practice the dark and Satanical arts of magic.
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  • @sjstronghold9238
    @sjstronghold92383 ай бұрын

    JK Rowling is Indeed a most godly man

  • @starfleethastanks

    @starfleethastanks

    3 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @ecurewitz

    @ecurewitz

    3 ай бұрын

    I love that he misgendered that terf

  • @yrobtsvt

    @yrobtsvt

    3 ай бұрын

    He just made this video in order to make that joke

  • @thecactusman17

    @thecactusman17

    3 ай бұрын

    And a radical feminist. He is a great ally in women's rights. /s

  • @AdmiralThrawn.ImperialNavy

    @AdmiralThrawn.ImperialNavy

    3 ай бұрын

    I know this was probably commentary on the whole Rowling trans controversy, but Joanne did use her initials as her pen name to hide the fact she was a woman as she felt a female author wouldn't be taken seriously.

  • @DrHotWarLove
    @DrHotWarLove3 ай бұрын

    Deliver J. K. Rowling forthwith to the magistrates assembled in the shire in which he dwells.

  • @JonathanLundkvist

    @JonathanLundkvist

    3 ай бұрын

    Joanne? That does not sound like a Godly Man!

  • @rationalroundhead6739

    @rationalroundhead6739

    3 ай бұрын

    @@JonathanLundkvist indæd, Johannes is the name given to men o'er in the land of the Gehr-mannic falk, who, though blessed with the revelacion of one godly man by the næm o' Martin Lauther, yet still twists hwithin the grasp of the papal DOGS of Ræme, who hath in their black 'earts the proide ta cæll this con-quest 'auly. You are a most knowledgeabal and god-fearin' man, who doth not fall fer satan's lies on the word of a wretched and worldy sinner as the good præcher in this picture-shaw.

  • @henryterhune8328

    @henryterhune8328

    3 ай бұрын

    I am told that that devious trickster wears also the false name of 'Robert Galbraith,' under which he distributes lies intended to stoke the suspicion and hatred of other folk!

  • @Cap7171

    @Cap7171

    3 ай бұрын

    Nonsense. Rowling is clearly a Godly man.

  • @menacingcar0449

    @menacingcar0449

    3 ай бұрын

    A most godly man

  • @russelljackson2818
    @russelljackson28183 ай бұрын

    Calling J.K. Rowling 'a most godly man' just about murdered me dude. Witchfinder General deserves his own entire series.

  • @DaraelDraconis

    @DaraelDraconis

    3 ай бұрын

    He has one. It's even got a playlist on the Atun-Shei films channel!

  • @adamnicholes1002

    @adamnicholes1002

    3 ай бұрын

    I'd fund a talk show of him just interviewing different people as the Witchfinder General. Anyone who can get through without laughing wins a prize.

  • @jeffreygao3956

    @jeffreygao3956

    2 ай бұрын

    Rowling: I’m no man!

  • @TheEsotericaChannel
    @TheEsotericaChannel3 ай бұрын

    It's gotten to the point where when I'm actually reading historical witch hunting manuals I hear them read in this voice - Thanks Andy and happy absinthe day!

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    You’re not the only one, I’m almost shamed to say

  • @occam7382

    @occam7382

    3 ай бұрын

    @@warlordofbritannia, 'Tis no shame in it. 'This the voice of a most godly man.

  • @ad_astra5

    @ad_astra5

    3 ай бұрын

    I did a class on early modern European witchcraft last semester and had to read demonologie. Safe to say I had his video playing like an audiobook. Fascinating class

  • @occam7382

    @occam7382

    3 ай бұрын

    @@ad_astra5, I'll bet. That sh*t is wack.

  • @wishiwascooler

    @wishiwascooler

    2 ай бұрын

    Love your channel, thanks for being awesome

  • @mikeciotti
    @mikeciotti3 ай бұрын

    At this point, you can’t miss a single video in the Atun-Sheiniverse. It ALL ties together! I love it!

  • @Tardisntimbits

    @Tardisntimbits

    3 ай бұрын

    We're coming up to the Avengers of the Atun-Shei world, and I'm so ready.

  • @insertnamehere1258

    @insertnamehere1258

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Tardisntimbits gonna be the biggest finale since Appomattox Courthouse.

  • @kat021171

    @kat021171

    3 ай бұрын

    When will the Vinland Vikings turn up?

  • @tobybartels8426

    @tobybartels8426

    3 ай бұрын

    The most ambitious crossover in history.

  • @johndemeritt3460

    @johndemeritt3460

    3 ай бұрын

    @@tobybartels8426, I have to reassess my earlier comment. The crossover between The Witchfinder General and Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Finest Christian would be AWESOME!

  • @nicolasnamed
    @nicolasnamed3 ай бұрын

    Anyone notice he says The Philosopher's Stone but the book he's holding says "The Sorcerer's Stone" ? Truly devilry is at work to sabotage the Witchfinder general, and obfuscate the dark powers that lie in the work's title!

  • @GregStachowski

    @GregStachowski

    3 ай бұрын

    it feems our VVitchfinder General has been fold a bootleg edition, meant only for the Colonies, rather than the original from the Old Country as he thought. Fie to the Thief who thus deceived him.

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    Therr be the Devile’s onn booke

  • @BaronVonQuiply

    @BaronVonQuiply

    3 ай бұрын

    Aye, 'tis naught but the work of Satan himself. He hath subverted the true name to lead men astray... from the magic matter (it's not really a stone) he probably wants them to find.

  • @johnathanmartin1504

    @johnathanmartin1504

    3 ай бұрын

    @@GregStachowski Nay, nay gentile sires. For tis true, yon book doth say "the Sorceror's Stone", yet our Witchfinder General art a learned man. Truely he hath encountered the blasphemous texts which mention a "philosopher's stone" which purport to giveth a man eternal lyfe, which we know cometh only from the divinity himself! By shewing the connecsion with said blasphemous and foul text, he doth demonstrate the dire nature of this school's perversion. Tis perhaps unfortunate that Lord Rowling, godly man though he be, did not seek out the correct opinions of the local magistrate of the shire in which he dwell.

  • @thor30013

    @thor30013

    3 ай бұрын

    @@johnathanmartin1504 Ye go too far, good sir. As the VVitchfinder General himself hath noted, the practice of alchimae is an innocent practice, and which may be put to goodly uses. The philosopher's stone (which the Devil hath attempted to claim as his own by calling the "sorcerer's stone") is but the final goal, the Great Work towards which all who study achimae strive towards. The work itself be not evil, but it may be turned to evil work, as is done in this text.

  • @peterrandall8717
    @peterrandall87173 ай бұрын

    The identification of Dumbledore with John Dee is just brilliant.

  • @peterwindhorst5775

    @peterwindhorst5775

    3 ай бұрын

    I was betting on Doctor Edward Kelley (Sir Edward Talbot)- but you could make Voldemort as Edward Kelley. but the Satan works as well.

  • @nyxshadowhawk

    @nyxshadowhawk

    3 ай бұрын

    I know, that was absolutely genius! I literally laughed out loud.

  • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
    @LadyTylerBioRodriguez3 ай бұрын

    JK Rowling, a godly man. I have the most devilish grin on my face and a cackle across my lips. I even had to adjust my hat. As a trans woman, I could not be happier. Witchfinder General, accidental ally.

  • @vanzetti1927

    @vanzetti1927

    3 ай бұрын

    I cackled

  • @spongebakesquarepansgaming

    @spongebakesquarepansgaming

    3 ай бұрын

    nah it's meant to be a dig at women can't be writers

  • @owenparris7490

    @owenparris7490

    3 ай бұрын

    That's what I thought, too, lol!

  • @ajw2305

    @ajw2305

    3 ай бұрын

    It works on different levels

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    Mayhaps the true TERF be the authours we doth met up’n the waysyde

  • @nicodemusedwards6931
    @nicodemusedwards69313 ай бұрын

    You’ve made my mother very happy. She loves the Witchfinder General.

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    Thy mother must be a most pious woman

  • @WWFanatic0

    @WWFanatic0

    3 ай бұрын

    We all love the Witchfinder General. At least all good Christians in these colonies do. His work is most admirable and necessary.

  • @ecurewitz

    @ecurewitz

    3 ай бұрын

    @@warlordofbritanniano. She art a wretched sinner unworthy of God’s love

  • @robertbeckett7654

    @robertbeckett7654

    3 ай бұрын

    @@WWFanatic0 Not the savages, Quakers and pagans that doth inhabit that lamentable place known as New Yorke

  • @CassDaMan1138
    @CassDaMan11383 ай бұрын

    Him calling Hermione and Ron Maid and Servant had me dead xD

  • @SiiriCressey

    @SiiriCressey

    2 ай бұрын

    Well, they're obviously Irish -- observe his hair + her temperament. Ergo, what other station could they have?

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor03 ай бұрын

    Billy Yank showing up in a cloud of smoke and lightning would earn him a hearty backhand, I think, from the WG! "Begone, Satan! Didst thou not comprehend my recent sermon?!" 😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @jennifersalt3194

    @jennifersalt3194

    3 ай бұрын

    The VVitchfinder General has already done Godly work by casting the demon Klaus out of Johnny Reb. It would not surprise WG to one again be called upon for assistance. New Orleans is a city founded by Papist, after all.

  • @KevlarIlluminati

    @KevlarIlluminati

    3 ай бұрын

    This is the ASU cross-over I've been waiting for!

  • @ekulio

    @ekulio

    3 ай бұрын

    Billy Yank robbed me of the Witchfinder General's benediction!

  • @occam7382

    @occam7382

    3 ай бұрын

    @@ekulio, I gotcha covered: "Thou art a vvretched sinner, utterly unvvorthy of God's love. A fountain of pollution is deep vvithin thy nature, and thou livest as a vvinter tree: unprofitable, fit only to be hevvn dovvn and burned. Steep thyself in prayer, and hope that God sees fit to shovv mercy on thy corrupted soul."

  • @aribantala

    @aribantala

    3 ай бұрын

    Knowing that Witchfinder General can slap Hans out of Johnny Reb... It would be devastating

  • @daqueda1577
    @daqueda15773 ай бұрын

    Can't wait for Frozen 50's Man to join the Atun-vengers.

  • @jackee-is-silent2938

    @jackee-is-silent2938

    3 ай бұрын

    ATUN-VENGERS!!! Assemble!

  • @starfleethastanks
    @starfleethastanks3 ай бұрын

    VVitchfinder, I bringeth to ye a most urgent warning about the poulterer who refereth to himself as "Pop Aye". The message carved plain as day on the sign post next to his establishment readeth "POPE YES". The devil is at work, spreading the abomination of papistry by means of spiced poultry! I bringeth you this warning so that you, who resideth in the town from with the poulterer originates, may protect your village from the unholy scourge! God be with you, sir!

  • @RonaldoLuizPedroso

    @RonaldoLuizPedroso

    3 ай бұрын

    Best comments award 😂😂😂

  • @Bildgesmythe

    @Bildgesmythe

    3 ай бұрын

    Amen

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    Yea, it be an enterprise most foule

  • @pothos9913

    @pothos9913

    3 ай бұрын

    I thought you were referring to the evil satanic warlock who derives devilish power from his ingestion of spinach (the devil's lettuce).

  • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    2 ай бұрын

    @@pothos9913 He's popeye the papist bastard! A brutish fellow who brazenly and in clear daylight imbues his body with pagan herbs to do violence in his lust for a most disreputable (and swarthy) woman by the name of "olive oil". and whence comes olive oil i ask thee!? WHAT CITY I ASK THEE!? AND WHAT DWELLS THEREIN!?

  • @nasty9305
    @nasty93053 ай бұрын

    "This mark lives in your very skin" SMALLPOX? fucking brilliant.

  • @TheAnalyticalEngine
    @TheAnalyticalEngine3 ай бұрын

    Just wait until the Witchfinder General finds out that there are another six volumes

  • @MatthewTheWanderer

    @MatthewTheWanderer

    3 ай бұрын

    And the Play and the Fantastic Beasts book...

  • @anonmouse1481

    @anonmouse1481

    3 ай бұрын

    VVhat is this madness?

  • @jeffreygao3956

    @jeffreygao3956

    3 ай бұрын

    There is no Cursed Child.

  • @capnthrash2240
    @capnthrash22403 ай бұрын

    I wonder what the Whitchfinder General would think of Gandalf. He’s *called* a wizard by mortals, and he does look the part, but he is truly an immortal angelic being sent by Eru to help men defeat Sauron

  • @CrunchyNorbert

    @CrunchyNorbert

    3 ай бұрын

    future idea, although this J.R.R.Tolkien is a Catholic so that will be where the Witchfinder will finish his enquiry.

  • @savagecobra4215

    @savagecobra4215

    3 ай бұрын

    What papist superstition is this? Steep the life in prayer and hope that Almighty God will shew mercy on thy corrupted soul.

  • @CommodoreKirk

    @CommodoreKirk

    3 ай бұрын

    Sounds like Popish knavery to me!

  • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

    @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

    3 ай бұрын

    It was today that I learned gandalf isn't just a normal wizard.

  • @davidwright7193

    @davidwright7193

    3 ай бұрын

    He would be far more shocked that a Catholic could be a professor at Oxford University than any potential corruption in his works. Surely the test acts are still in force?

  • @izelennkhan1887
    @izelennkhan18873 ай бұрын

    "Smallpox?" I spat my tea.

  • @whoknowswhocares885
    @whoknowswhocares8853 ай бұрын

    Witchfinder general has been pulled into the extended universe

  • @joeevans5770

    @joeevans5770

    3 ай бұрын

    He hath banished klaus once before he shall do it again

  • @oscarnewman1374

    @oscarnewman1374

    3 ай бұрын

    imagine watching this as the first of his videos you ever see

  • @88porpoise

    @88porpoise

    3 ай бұрын

    Witchfinder General was already involved. He banished Klaus when he tried to possess Johnny Reb while Billy Yank went to get another drink.

  • @BrianHartman

    @BrianHartman

    3 ай бұрын

    It's not his first time in the Lincolnite Extended Universe. He battled a Nazi for the soul of Johnny Reb. :)

  • @veraikon25

    @veraikon25

    3 ай бұрын

    Billy Yank is putting together a team

  • @boggysplowdee3131
    @boggysplowdee31313 ай бұрын

    Misgendering Rowling at the beginning works on so many levels.

  • @jeffreygao3956

    @jeffreygao3956

    Ай бұрын

    She’s SO gonna get triggered! Joanne Karen Rowling!

  • @5BMN
    @5BMN3 ай бұрын

    My friend: "Is this guy speaking English?" Me: "Kinda!"

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime3 ай бұрын

    "And a maid and servant" had me rolling. (Rowling?)

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby3 ай бұрын

    Funny enough I discovered this channel years ago when I was looking for a song by a band called "Witchfinder General" it's called death penalty, I unknowingly fell in love with this channel

  • @moxiebombshell

    @moxiebombshell

    3 ай бұрын

    Hahaha awesome. That's the best "how I found Atun-Shei" story I've heard yet!

  • @TihetrisWeathersby

    @TihetrisWeathersby

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@moxiebombshell I found the song but I must say I was captivated by the Witchfinder General of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay, He has a way with words

  • @Kylora2112

    @Kylora2112

    3 ай бұрын

    Now, have you heard the *song* Witchfinder General by Carl Douglas? Yes, the same Carl Douglas of "Kung Fu Fighting" and "Dance The Kung Fu" fame.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby

    @TihetrisWeathersby

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@Kylora2112 I have, It was pretty hilarious

  • @soonermitch785
    @soonermitch7853 ай бұрын

    YES!!!! Witchfinder General!!!!

  • @kingmichealthefirstofroman2278

    @kingmichealthefirstofroman2278

    3 ай бұрын

    Thou art a wreched soul

  • @david7522

    @david7522

    3 ай бұрын

    That's the man who slapped me

  • @staytuned2L337

    @staytuned2L337

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278 utterly unworthy of God's love.

  • @Dekubud
    @Dekubud3 ай бұрын

    You clearly enjoy portraying horrible characters to ensure they are not just accurate but as laughable and pathetic enough that no one can find them cool. Your enjoyment while doing so and your dedication to doing this always brings a smile on my face.

  • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    3 ай бұрын

    "Horrible characterᶘ"?! What wretch muᶘt thou be to ᶘpeak ᶘuch of a ᶘstout baᶘtion of God'ᶘ vigil and furae? Praye tell wouldᶘt thine glee be diminiᶘhed if a fiende didᶘt enter thine own dwellinge, and what manner of aide wouldᶘt thou calle upon then? Additionally, one muᶘt not be founde cool, but rather burninge red hotte with the fiere of zeale!

  • @jeffreygao3956

    @jeffreygao3956

    3 ай бұрын

    Eh, next to Johnny Reb and Klaus I’d say the Witchfinder General comes off as a good guy.

  • @AJawaNamedWrapp54

    @AJawaNamedWrapp54

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@jeffreygao3956 Johnny Reb isnt evil, hes just uneducated. Klaus is both a nazi and some sort of weird ass human sacrificing necromancer. Id say the shitiness scale goes Johnny Reb at the lowest, Not Matthew Hopkins in the middle and Klaus at most.

  • @therealuncleowen2588

    @therealuncleowen2588

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@jeffreygao3956I myself would classify the WFG as dangerously religious. I'll never forget when he responded to the Catholic questioner, "convert to Christianity!" I'd greet Johnny Reb, Klaus, and WFG with a door slammed in their face if they ever darkened my front stoop.

  • @amadeobordiga8464

    @amadeobordiga8464

    Ай бұрын

    @@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 what the fuck did you do to long s 😭 it's supposed to be ſ

  • @shaggythewriter8185
    @shaggythewriter81853 ай бұрын

    I loved the diatribe breaking down the difference between what the puritans considered science and witchcraft

  • @g3heathen209
    @g3heathen2093 ай бұрын

    The American school for wizardry is located on Mt. Greylock...in Massachusetts.

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    Jesu Christ!

  • @garcalej

    @garcalej

    3 ай бұрын

    Aye. And founded by an Irish papist who covorts with woodland sprites, no less.

  • @svenofthejungle

    @svenofthejungle

    3 ай бұрын

    Hath no one informèd the magistrates in the Shire in vvhich thys Devilrie occureth?

  • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944

    @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944

    3 ай бұрын

    Mount Greylock... Oh, no!

  • @caffetiel

    @caffetiel

    3 ай бұрын

    Hit is wel-yknowen þt þt Massachusetts Bay Colonye bee wiþ mountaynes ridden! And not flatt hee may not be a flatt countrye

  • @DanKeehner
    @DanKeehner3 ай бұрын

    Brilliant Stuff. And seeing Billy Yank grab the Witchfinder General, the final Checkmate Lincolnites is going to be an Endgame level crossover it would seem.

  • @jlarcher100
    @jlarcher1003 ай бұрын

    Me: When will Atun Shei post another Witchfi...... (checks KZread) Me: Readest thou my mind? Devilry!!

  • @arthurbriand2175
    @arthurbriand21753 ай бұрын

    There is a witchcraft school in the shire in which you dwell, O pious VVitchfinfer. It's accursed name is Ilvermorny and is in dire need of the cleansing flame of God's love.

  • @lorehammer40k4

    @lorehammer40k4

    3 ай бұрын

    By the grace of God, those wretched satanic beasts actually built this hive of evil and corruption in Mafsachufetts itself! How could there be such evil hidden in our very own beloved Nevve-England?! The VVitchfinder General must be made aware of this before Satan corrupts the hearts of our good Christian children!

  • @MCKevin289

    @MCKevin289

    22 күн бұрын

    And founded by a devilish papist too.

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross18163 ай бұрын

    "J. K. Rowling, a most godly man." Don't tell him. I don't think his poor heart could take it.

  • @GrudgeyCable
    @GrudgeyCable3 ай бұрын

    Preach it brother! 😅 poor servant Ron..

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    Pity not this “Ron” for his hair color doth mark him as the Devil’s own

  • @jeffreygao3956

    @jeffreygao3956

    3 ай бұрын

    Arthur Weasley: *cracks knuckles*

  • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    3 ай бұрын

    @@warlordofbritannia A wretched ᶘpawn of inceᶘtuous couplinge and devotion to the darke one himᶘelf, no doubte.

  • @joeevans5770
    @joeevans57703 ай бұрын

    He hath returned to us to cast judgement on the heathens

  • @FakeSchrodingersCat

    @FakeSchrodingersCat

    3 ай бұрын

    Or heretics in this case.

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    I think they’d be apostates in this case, as they have heard the True Gospel yet turned from it

  • @nancyblair6187
    @nancyblair61873 ай бұрын

    What a thrilling ending! This is the first new video since I subscribed to this channel, and it is a delight. I can't wait to see the next one!

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    VVelcome to the club, Goodwoman Blair

  • @repulser93

    @repulser93

    3 ай бұрын

    Same here, I believe this uploaded shortly after I joined.

  • @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat
    @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat3 ай бұрын

    Hello Witchfinder General! What a nice return! The surprise ending with Billy Yank was a nice touch.

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    I’m not entirely sure that’s Billy Yank

  • @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat

    @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat

    3 ай бұрын

    @@warlordofbritannia It looks like him so I guess we can only assume.

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    3 ай бұрын

    @@user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat I suspect Klaus

  • @AmericanArchon

    @AmericanArchon

    3 ай бұрын

    "I'm here to talk to you about the History Initiative."

  • @ecurewitz

    @ecurewitz

    3 ай бұрын

    @@warlordofbritanniait was. Union uniform, no southern accent

  • @history_by_lamplight
    @history_by_lamplight3 ай бұрын

    The JK Rowling comment at 54 seconds: I shrieked and cackled for a good half a minute.

  • @Psychosaur
    @Psychosaur3 ай бұрын

    Wait until the Witchfinder General finds out about Hazbin Hotel.

  • @caffetiel

    @caffetiel

    3 ай бұрын

    He might be improved by it lol

  • @MicaiahBaron
    @MicaiahBaron3 ай бұрын

    As a kid I was supposed to hate Harry Potter for being Satanic. Now I just hate it for being British.

  • @MCKevin289

    @MCKevin289

    22 күн бұрын

    Based and Fenian pilled

  • @gunterthekaiser6190
    @gunterthekaiser61903 ай бұрын

    Those cutbacks to Hagrid with the "seed of man" is what really got me.

  • @Jxd87
    @Jxd873 ай бұрын

    This is shaping up to be a battle for the very soul of the United States - the Puritans and the Union vs The Confederacy and the Nazis. I'm indeed intrigued. Let's hope there's more teasers like this until May.

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer3 ай бұрын

    "There is the dork side..." I know, I am one with the Dork Side.

  • @Rednecknerd_rob9634

    @Rednecknerd_rob9634

    3 ай бұрын

    Is there cookies?

  • @grmpEqweer

    @grmpEqweer

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Rednecknerd_rob9634 Yes.

  • @AMcGrath82
    @AMcGrath823 ай бұрын

    Will soon finally get a chance to see "The Sudbury Devil." Sorry I missed it in Salem, but the algorithm didn't think to introduce me to your channel until just this weekend. Personally, I blame KZread. But the film looks fantastic so I'm happy to see it late. Better than never.

  • @jeffreygao3956

    @jeffreygao3956

    3 ай бұрын

    You DO realize it’s scary?

  • @Pikepaw
    @Pikepaw3 ай бұрын

    Yea this new pamphlet from the Witchfinder General is gladly received. May Harry Potter be brought before the magistrate of the Shire in which he tells. “There is the dark side and the dark side”

  • @mosterchife6045
    @mosterchife60453 ай бұрын

    Haven't beelined for my KZread subscription box like this in a long time

  • @DderwenWyllt
    @DderwenWyllt3 ай бұрын

    The Atun-Shei Films cinematic universe is now 100% a thing, and I'm 666% here for it.

  • @robertbreedlovecraft
    @robertbreedlovecraft3 ай бұрын

    Y'know watching the latest episode of Shogun I thought to myself "man, I wish they had John Blackthorne speak in original pronunciation early modern English" and then this popped up in my subscription box. Praise the Lord God Almighty! (btw I would also love to know what the VVitchfinder General thinks of the heathens and Papist heritickes of that show)

  • @caffetiel

    @caffetiel

    3 ай бұрын

    That'd require so many dialect coaches for the Japanese speakers too lol

  • @markalexander6036
    @markalexander60363 ай бұрын

    I'm glad this video had subtitle captions automatically turned on.

  • @rachel_sj
    @rachel_sj3 ай бұрын

    New Witchfinder General: Best Tuesday Ever!!

  • @TuckerWhite94
    @TuckerWhite943 ай бұрын

    Imagine what the Witchfinder General would say if he discovers "The Owl House."

  • @SorowFame

    @SorowFame

    3 ай бұрын

    Now I’m really interested to hear what the Witchfinder General thinks of Belos. He’s from the same time and faith I think but how accurate is he to historical witch hunters and puritans?

  • @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat

    @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat

    3 ай бұрын

    That's what I thought.

  • @BaelPenrose

    @BaelPenrose

    3 ай бұрын

    @@SorowFameNo, he'd consider Belos fallen. Belos was willing to use witchcraft to wipe out the people of the boiling isles, and Witchcraft was an absolute no-no, even if you were using it for "good" ends.

  • @saoirsecameron

    @saoirsecameron

    3 ай бұрын

    I would absolutely love for the Witchfinder to analyze the owl house.

  • @stateofflorida5082

    @stateofflorida5082

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@BaelPenrose Yes, he says in this video. There are no good witches. All who indulge in the black mark are evil and must seek God or be forever damned.

  • @sarahluise3153
    @sarahluise31533 ай бұрын

    GODDAMNIT IT BILLY YOU STOPPED HIM FROM SAYING THE LINE

  • @LeafHuntress

    @LeafHuntress

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah, how will i now know that i'm a wretched sinner & who needs to hope that g-d has mercy on my corrupted soul?

  • @sarahluise3153

    @sarahluise3153

    3 ай бұрын

    @@LeafHuntress I would not have blasphemed if I hath heard those words

  • @LeafHuntress

    @LeafHuntress

    3 ай бұрын

    @@sarahluise3153verily!

  • @chewchewtrain

    @chewchewtrain

    2 ай бұрын

    @@LeafHuntressClearly because of the actions of Billy Yank you need to be reminded that not only are you a wretched sinner, but you are also utterly unworthy of God’s love. You also forgot to mention that a fountain of pollution is deep within thy nature, and thou livest as a winter tree: unprofitable! Fit only to be hewn down and burned. As a result of this forgetfulness, I highly suggest that you steep thy life in prayer, and pray that God sees fit to show mercy upon thy corrupted soul.

  • @alisoncandiloro2947
    @alisoncandiloro29473 ай бұрын

    "a most godly man" is literally the best joke you have ever done

  • @PaulMcElligott
    @PaulMcElligott3 ай бұрын

    “…just wait another year before marrying them, like I did with my second wife…”

  • @50043211
    @500432113 ай бұрын

    Observing the WFG from the security of your own home is always good fun.

  • @RiffZifnab
    @RiffZifnab3 ай бұрын

    Lighting this can't have been easy with that hat. Good job keeping the shadows off the Whitchfinder's face. Also "Smallpox?!" 🤣

  • @dominictemple
    @dominictemple3 ай бұрын

    A crossing of the streams?!? A delightful cliff-hanger. Next thing we know, Dick Jett will be in the house.

  • @mischevio5062
    @mischevio50623 ай бұрын

    This is the wholesome faith-based content I expect from the atun-shei films channel, excellent work!

  • @DoctorX101

    @DoctorX101

    3 ай бұрын

    Your celebration of Atun-Shei DENIES devotion to the One who Deserves it MOST! WITCH! WITCH!

  • @legoboy468
    @legoboy4683 ай бұрын

    I’d love to see him discover the Owl House next, since it’s all about the witch hunts

  • @saoirsecameron

    @saoirsecameron

    3 ай бұрын

    This would be amazing

  • @benjamin3044
    @benjamin30443 ай бұрын

    I was 100% not expecting Billy Yank. This Atun-Shei multiverse has gotten brazy.

  • @matthewhosier5084
    @matthewhosier50843 ай бұрын

    The Atun-Shei cinematic universe is miles better than the MCU rn

  • @godlessyuri
    @godlessyuri26 күн бұрын

    "... by one J. K. Rowling, a most godly man." I love that on so many levels.

  • @joselugo2514
    @joselugo25143 ай бұрын

    Ah yes, it's all coming together

  • @Taschenschieber
    @Taschenschieber3 ай бұрын

    As a German, I hate how much sense that accent makes to me.

  • @anternet104
    @anternet1043 ай бұрын

    It’s been so long, I’d almost forgotten that I was a wretched sinner, utterly of unworthy of God’s love and that a fountain of pollution is deep within my nature and I livest as a winter tree; unprofitable, fit only to be Gwen down and burned. Off to steep my life in prayer, hoping God sees fit to show mercy on mine corrupted soul!

  • @kingofcards9516
    @kingofcards95163 ай бұрын

    This honestly sounds like a more interesting version of Harry Potter for me. I'd love to see this version.

  • @heidiwilks5316
    @heidiwilks53163 ай бұрын

    I would so love to see Rowling’s face upon hearing she being described as a “man”, given her notorious outlook on gender identities :P

  • @mildrednguyen5979
    @mildrednguyen59793 ай бұрын

    Can't wait until the next episode where the Witchfinder General accuses Billy Yank of diabolical conjuration and witchcraft.

  • @DontMockMySmock
    @DontMockMySmock3 ай бұрын

    The "wait, another Witchfinder said thif already" bits were fucking brilliant

  • @stephengrahn9361
    @stephengrahn93613 ай бұрын

    This and the Civil War soldiers are my favorite but his accent and script for these Witchfinders' are so good.

  • @Gooberpatrol66
    @Gooberpatrol663 ай бұрын

    Bruh I'm so hyped for Phase 2 of the Atun-Shei Cinematic Universe

  • @nickdavidurban
    @nickdavidurban3 ай бұрын

    This is a level of commitment to character that I've never seen in a KZread video before.

  • @alun7006

    @alun7006

    3 ай бұрын

    Watch his other ones.

  • @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat
    @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat3 ай бұрын

    Imagine how bad it would be if Witchfinder General found out that a show called "The Owl House" existed. Mark my words.

  • @saoirsecameron

    @saoirsecameron

    3 ай бұрын

    Yes please 🙏🏻

  • @anna-flora999

    @anna-flora999

    Ай бұрын

    Specifically the pretender Philip withersbane

  • @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat

    @user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat

    Ай бұрын

    @@anna-flora999 Witchfinder would LOATHE him.

  • @bloodywilliam3083
    @bloodywilliam30833 ай бұрын

    A part of me wants to see how the VVitchfinder General would react to the Owl House, especially considering who the main villain is.

  • @KenBen603
    @KenBen6033 ай бұрын

    I always appreciate hand crafted subtitles on videos but especially with these types of videos. Thanks for looking out for those of us that need accurate subtitles. :)

  • @Littleyonder
    @Littleyonder3 ай бұрын

    Witchfinder General: Basically calls the teachers at Hogwarts pedophiles for tutoring 11 year olds Also WG: “Simply wait a year before marrying them, as I did with me second wife!”

  • @Wasserkaktus
    @Wasserkaktus3 ай бұрын

    Claiming that John Dee and Dumbledore are in fact the same person is one of the most surprising and funny things I have personally ever heard regarding the lore of Harry Potter.

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad15093 ай бұрын

    Love your accent in this - no snark, genuinely love it. I think it covers and blends just about every inflection these isles have to offer. Keep up the great work, Atun-Shei.

  • @CatholicSamurai
    @CatholicSamurai3 ай бұрын

    1:49 absolutely did not expect Taylor Marshall to get clipped into an Atun-Shei video. The Logos Project actually did a whole multi-part series DEFENDING the HP series from a Catholic-literary perspective as an example of modern literature with lots of classic archetypal storytelling elements, and debunk a lot of what Marshall/Ripperger talking points. There’s the Taylor Marshall/Fr. Ripperger crowd, and then there’s another crowd of Catholics that really enjoy the Harry Potter books.

  • @Seal0626
    @Seal06263 ай бұрын

    This is getting _very_ interconnected.

  • @haldon12
    @haldon123 ай бұрын

    I'm sure you get asked all the time, but what's your source for your period accents? I love doing immersive history, and I'd love to be able to practice a 'colonial New England' accent with something a little less intense than re-watching your Witchfinder General videos for the twelveth or fifteenth time!

  • @robs5707
    @robs57073 ай бұрын

    that was really something - great work!

  • @slippers4xmas631
    @slippers4xmas6313 ай бұрын

    no way! Massachusetts and America are in a shared universe?!?

  • @taranullius9221
    @taranullius92213 ай бұрын

    Spot on analysis, Master General. It's narcissism and venality condensed in a book. Burn it. Burn it all.

  • @taranullius9221

    @taranullius9221

    3 ай бұрын

    I wish you wouldn't knock Old Nick though, he cool.

  • @stevenwilliams9413
    @stevenwilliams94133 ай бұрын

    The sheer amount of occult connections herein, and faithful accent, shows this is well researched and a trustful source. PLEASE!!! DO A WITCHFINDER GENERAL AND ESOTERICA COOP!!!!

  • @dams6829
    @dams68293 ай бұрын

    I missed Witchfinder general episodes so I am glad you made another one.

  • @room120times
    @room120times3 ай бұрын

    Verily a blessed day! Our beloved Jesu has brought our speaker of good Christian truth back from the wilderness!

  • @finnyishere3532
    @finnyishere35323 ай бұрын

    I hope the folks in slytherin house are returned to the magistrates in the shires in which they dwell

  • @pimppimpproductions6497
    @pimppimpproductions64973 ай бұрын

    I would love to see the Witchfinder general review the film produced by the little known production crew, Atun Shek Films, known as the Sudbury Devil. I’m sure his judgement will render and honest review of every aspect of the film, and he will describe it in unbiased detail.

  • @DemianX6x6x6X
    @DemianX6x6x6X3 ай бұрын

    always a great day when more of your content drops mate, cheers

  • @Bluebelle51
    @Bluebelle513 ай бұрын

    You have no idea how much I needed this today of all days

  • @deohere7647
    @deohere76473 ай бұрын

    I had to pause the video to nearly die laughing when the John Dee allegations came out. Amazing work.

  • @jonathanbartlett1098
    @jonathanbartlett10983 ай бұрын

    I find the misgendering of JK Rowling to be hilarious

  • @25usd94
    @25usd943 ай бұрын

    You had me at “JK Rowling a most a Godly man” 😂😂😂😂

  • @jethrow1511
    @jethrow15113 ай бұрын

    the plot thickens!

  • @GraveKing3473
    @GraveKing34733 ай бұрын

    I laughed so much. Also the descriptions of Rowling are perfect.

  • @Skreamworks
    @Skreamworks3 ай бұрын

    Witchfinder General discovers Warhammer 40k...

  • @alun7006

    @alun7006

    3 ай бұрын

    Papists! Bright-armour'd papists being feven feet or more in height, worshipping at the pagan altar of the golden throne!

  • @alicatebob
    @alicatebob3 ай бұрын

    WOW that final twist had me jumping off my chair.... awsome work, thanks.

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana7843 ай бұрын

    Atun Shei Cinematic Universe? I'm down!

  • @ecurewitz
    @ecurewitz3 ай бұрын

    Misgendering that terf JK Rowling is pure genius. Good work!

  • @GreyKnight343

    @GreyKnight343

    3 ай бұрын

    Hah. Look at you affirming a lie .

  • @DollarSignSlate

    @DollarSignSlate

    3 ай бұрын

    Yes, the humor comes from how obviously ridiculous it is to call a woman a man (or vice versa)

  • @kittycatwithinternetaccess2356

    @kittycatwithinternetaccess2356

    3 ай бұрын

    jk rowling said nothing wrong

  • @LangThoughts

    @LangThoughts

    3 ай бұрын

    Wow, wow, wow, ʏoʊ really need to look in a mirror. The ʙʊllying and ʜaɾɾasment of HP fans, based on the tenuous logic that to enjoy and be inspired by an artist's work, one must concur with all of said artist's polɨtçs, is in and of itself, a Wɨtçħħʊnt of a most egregious degree.

  • @LangThoughts

    @LangThoughts

    3 ай бұрын

    Also, two wrongs don't make a right.Again, ʏoʊr Wɨtçħħʊnt of HP fans makes this response a prime of example of "People in glass houses....."

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi3883 ай бұрын

    I kinda love how you kept calling JK Rowling "a most godly man" lol-not only is it a reference to her explicitly choosing to use her initials so readers wouldn't immediately know she's a woman, as well as a display of Witchfinder General being from another time (literally), it's also nice to see HER getting misgendered for once lol!

  • @GreyKnight343

    @GreyKnight343

    3 ай бұрын

    Ehhhhhhh. I don't think that's the own you think it is.

  • @user-pk4hn1uz1k
    @user-pk4hn1uz1k3 ай бұрын

    Love your videos bro, keep it up

  • @RioZMC
    @RioZMC3 ай бұрын

    Truly a most godly understanding of this great work!