Felix is completely right. Imagine being forced to serve in the army at 18 bc you’ll literally be a cultural outcast if you don’t, and you’re put in the fucking c*m unit. I think I’d just tell them to shoot me, honestly 😭

@aahilalwani5019

8 ай бұрын

CUM UNIT HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

@djfhsusbruh6698

8 ай бұрын

not just cum unit... ded guys cum unit

@MrJaySoN777

7 ай бұрын

They'd have to milk you first

Milking Private Ryan is gonna be a fire story after all of this is done

@IDontmeanit

8 ай бұрын

We 💯 need a movie. " Get deez nuts on ice"

@naturalstench

8 ай бұрын

This is hilarious of a pun

@ElLaberintoDelFauno3

8 ай бұрын

Milking Ryan’s Privates

@classicclassi6146

8 ай бұрын

Ryan's Privates

@anmolt3840051

8 ай бұрын

Someone should pitch the idea to Spielberg

Imagine being assigned to the First Cumpany

@comradeinternet467

8 ай бұрын

👏

@ice-teapop

8 ай бұрын

At least there will be helping hands within their Cumpany.

@zjay1356

8 ай бұрын

Probably some poor kid who wants to go med school😂😂

@keanuxu5435

8 ай бұрын

“Final Cumpany”

@EricChoiniere

8 ай бұрын

Can't wait to play Battlefield: Bad Cumpany

4:15 "Why raise 1 child as a lone mother when ypu can raise 2 children as a lone mother??"

Israel really looked at white supremacists and were like, "yep, it's the birthrates" 😶

@MissSpaz

8 ай бұрын

They like to say it's to repopulate from the Holocaust, but it was Ashkenazi Jews who were killed in the Holocaust, not the Jews in Palestine.

@gbterase

8 ай бұрын

@@MissSpaz the only real jews left... at least for the majority of the western world are zionists thiefs who steals land, steals identities, steals histories, steals the right to be a victim

@theguy3501

8 ай бұрын

How exactly are they gonna go about convincing women to go about doing this? What're they gonna do force them? Doesn't seem too far off in my opinion...

@ryhanon7

8 ай бұрын

@@theguy3501 religious people can be convinced to do almost anything.

@chalkandcheese1868

8 ай бұрын

​@@MissSpazDumbest comment yet.

Imagine asking for an end to war and bloodshed and getting booed. Just a different kind of evil

@metaldreams3595

8 ай бұрын

What war? lolz. Hamas is not in a war. Hamas dont have soldiers. Nothing they do resembles war. Nothing. What theyre doing resembles...well wait...you said different kind of evil right? Ironically you described Hamas but you just dont know it. Tying kids hands behind their backs...dousing them with gasoline....and then what do you think they did? On Oct 7 after the 5000 rockets? They went into Israel and had so much time to kill as many people...not soldiers..people as they could. Going house to house. Killing them all. What do you think they did when there was a toddler? Or baby? Called a baby ambulance? They shot them all. THey also beheaded people. This is what Israeli forces walked up on...hundreds. Bodies burned so baad they couldnmt even identify what was what sometimes. When they kidnap people they would torture them, get thieir families contact info from them and then send their family video...of them being tortured. You see, Hamas HATE Israeli people. They want them all destroyed. But theyre not soldiers and theyre not fighting a war. Wars are fought a country vs another country and their armys. All wearing uniforms so you could tell who is who. Thats right. Civilians are NEVER targeted. If civilians die its worse than soldiers dying. Thats why Hamas targets them. That and theyre weak. Theres 40,000 Hamas killers adn they only plot and carry out civilian attacks. IN STREET CLOTHES. You wanna talk about evil? Grow a ballsack buddy. Grow up and start looking int things for yourself,

@KingJT80

8 ай бұрын

*warhawks*

@cassiusdhami9215

8 ай бұрын

Not all evil... there's a fair amount of stupid in there as well.

@LargeMikel

8 ай бұрын

​@cassiusdhami9215 they go hand in hand. I.e. the banality of evil.

@KingJT80

8 ай бұрын

@ yeah that never happened And if it did under what conditions? I bet Putin was setting ALL the conditions 😂😆

Every day real life fascism gets closer to Warhammer 40k

@LucaLeRatt

8 ай бұрын

right on the money, truly terrifying

@LazieOne_

8 ай бұрын

Closer closer and closer we step into the world of chaos much more than it is now

@VeryLewdBeaR

8 ай бұрын

Except it will never be as cool as Warhammer 40K, just miserable.

@JFDavis-lq1bp

8 ай бұрын

Imagine trading Big E for Donald effing Trump

@derfret1365

8 ай бұрын

okay when do the rats show up?

Can't wait to see them try to fit this into a Call Of Duty game in a totally straight-faced manner.

@carsonpaullee

8 ай бұрын

Exactly.

@papastalin4545

8 ай бұрын

Certified Highway of death moment

@netanelaker4437

8 ай бұрын

Captain Price tells you have an extraction mission, but not "that kind of extraction"... and then there's the quick action sequence. Oof, that part is hard lol

@MayTheFoxBeWithYou

8 ай бұрын

GET UP SOLDIER! WE. ARE. JACKING!

@hawaiianrobot

8 ай бұрын

Call of Duty: Jack Ops

The tactic of using the Token black Israeli woman as the mascot is a classic move, it’s how they prop up Candace Owens here.

The whole necrogooning thing is incredibly funny in a very dark and fucked-up kind of way

@zabaszatana6319

8 ай бұрын

Necrogooning💀💀💀

@Lyagani

8 ай бұрын

@@dev_peace_soulFree Palestine 🇵🇸

@Paratet

8 ай бұрын

A lot of countries have similar programs, but they're absolutely not for psychotically racist shit like whatever the fuck Israel is doing. It's for spouses and families that were planning on having kids.

@isaburntcake

8 ай бұрын

I mean they look at their skin banks 😭 I wouldn’t put it past em

@snoopyluvr1111

6 ай бұрын

lmfaoooooo

Just freeze sperm in advance, are they stupid?

@AwesomeReshiram

8 ай бұрын

right? this is a fucking solved problem.

@kakirin

8 ай бұрын

i'm assuming they fear that would fuck up the morale/recruitment, "why tf do i need to do that when i join ? what do you mean getting killed ?" its dumb but to me there's 0 other reason not to do that

@Jay_490

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@kakirinthat is the reason! But I’m sure they could’ve tricked them into giving samples. They could just say it’s for medical reasons.

@fuglong

8 ай бұрын

​@@kakirinevery Israeli is forced into the military lmao, they don't seem to ask many questions

@daymanfighterofthenightman

8 ай бұрын

This comment wins lol

Idf propaganda is becoming South Park comedy now.

@cezarcatalin1406

8 ай бұрын

they basically went full nazi

@BanglaBitTheAi

8 ай бұрын

Zionists believe they're th chosen by God and the rest of population worlwide is completely stupid yo believe their lies. What jerks they are those zionists!

@cericat

8 ай бұрын

Eh... I can't standard South Park but it's usually more coherent and believable than what I've been seeing, they literally had a piece that was a DJ on a deck as they bombed out yet another building. They have no clue what they're doing, that some people eat it up is ludicrous.

@dev_peace_soul

8 ай бұрын

Long Live Israel 🇮🇱 ❤

@Lyagani

8 ай бұрын

@@dev_peace_soulisnotreal

Hasan said this but what's crazy about this is that it's a situation that is already easy enough to make sympathetic without the weird cum harvesting angle. Like most people in most countries can relate to and sympathize with "My husband died and now I have to raise my child alone". Focusing on not being able to posthumously harvest his sperm undermines that and makes everyone stop and be like "Wait what"?

@metaldreams3595

8 ай бұрын

You believe that crap?lolz

@megamandrn001

8 ай бұрын

The IDF is really bad at this for how long they've been lying

@LorgeDelta

8 ай бұрын

@@dev_peace_soul Free Palestine, From the River to the Sea Palestine will be free. Jews for Palestine!

Sounds like a perfect title for a spy novel: “Dead Men Don’t Cum”.

@Fleshdeficiency

8 ай бұрын

"Final Ejaculation"

@jingbot1071

8 ай бұрын

Dead Men Bust No Nuts

@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477

8 ай бұрын

Pirates of the Caribbean: dead men don't cum

It's ironic how they seem to have used a style inspired by guernica, a painting that describes the horrors of bombing a city and it's civilians to inflict damage to the opposing faction

@megamandrn001

8 ай бұрын

God damn, good eye.

@louhortonsculpture

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I noticed that too.

“Thanks for preserving my husband’s sperm, because the thing I need the most as a single mother is another child.”

This is what Jordan Peterson thought was going on in China.

@YukaAkemi

8 ай бұрын

Holy shit ur right lol totally forgot abt that

The worst part is that Shay-Lee and Yahav aren't placeholder names Those are the names of real people. Shaylee and Yahav were an actual couple, with an actual child. And Yahav did go missing and did get killed during Al-Aqsa Flood Like, everything about this is messed up

@Elvesflame

8 ай бұрын

Oh god wow. Imagine your husband dying and then now you're forever the lady on the spirt brigade PSA. Do we know if she requested it like the propaganda says? Or was she just one of many families of dead soldiers, and simply the one that the IDF used for their purposes?

They were definitely doing this for the evangelicals. Children who don't get to exist make them super angry. So it was "The Christians would love to hear us rescue the babies"

@Fleshdeficiency

8 ай бұрын

Everybody into gooning these days. Isreal's trying to stay with the cum centered times.

@samiamrg7

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, they really are theonly ones dumb enough to fall for it. But that’s the problem: they don’t need to propagandize to Evangelicals. They have those people no matter what.

@dev_peace_soul

8 ай бұрын

Long Live Israel 🇮🇱 💙

@ImXxaXxDreamerXx

8 ай бұрын

@@dev_peace_soul your mom was a mistake

@Lyagani

8 ай бұрын

@@dev_peace_soul👎 FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸

Nethanyahu and his cronies have really put into practice the "never let crisis go to waste" mantra

Hasan's videos completely changed my outlook on the entire conflict. Now i can safely say free palestine!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

@jaaandro

8 ай бұрын

just dont be like the chat, they're kinda psychotic

@ThinkingCap_

8 ай бұрын

Creepy dude, be careful looking up to youtube propagandists and just learn to think for yourself k bud?

@anemicpeasantry7698

8 ай бұрын

"k bud?"🤢

@Stigmaballs

8 ай бұрын

​@@ThinkingCap_ Yeah man all those dead kids being pulled out of the rubble are just furthering an agenda man

@AxmedGurey_Al-Ghazi

8 ай бұрын

القدس لنا والنصر لنا

One wonders what their unit badge looks like. Image some kid finding the patch at an army surplus store and sticking it on his backpack.

@Fleshdeficiency

8 ай бұрын

Probably two empty spheres.

@LancesArmorStriking

8 ай бұрын

Something stupid like a dick but the balls are two stars of David

I don't want to gross anyone out here, but ... How do they train for this? Do they practice? Are they routinely "extracting" in the dorms?

@Fleshdeficiency

8 ай бұрын

Professional gooning. 😖

@zjay1356

8 ай бұрын

I'm assuming they use a needle to get it out. IDK if dead men c**. 😅😅

@MaxMTTpm

8 ай бұрын

@@zjay1356Wouldnt this practice regardless be a war crime of some sort? Like disrespecting the dead or desecrating a corpse?

@AwesomeReshiram

8 ай бұрын

from what I've heard they literally use equipment used for farm animals. An electric prodder that they insert you know where to stimulate. jfc wtf is up with this goddamn country man.

@justmonika1

8 ай бұрын

@@zjay1356 Apparently they use cattle prods to stimulate the prostate and simulate an orgasm that way

Minnesotans live more peacefully with Muslims than Israel but she aint ready for that convo

26:32 This is so crazy to me, that Americans look at this war, pick a side and cheer/boo as if this is just some football game. It's just so horrifying.

@PabloPeach

8 ай бұрын

All the nato shills did the same in the Russia Ukraine war

@Lyagani

8 ай бұрын

Zionists*

Wait so Israel is confirming the Jordan Peterson Milking tweet?!

@ManubibiWalsh

8 ай бұрын

What

@daikucoffee5316

8 ай бұрын

@@ManubibiWalsh Just google “Jordan Peterson milking tweet”.

@ghostfornow2917

8 ай бұрын

@@ManubibiWalshJordan Peterson saw fetish porn and retweeted it thinking China was literally building sperm milking farms or something stupid like that.

@Cussy69_420

8 ай бұрын

Seems like they're doing that... Watch out for the culm milking tweets!

@Elvesflame

8 ай бұрын

Israel must have spies deep in the Chinese government to have learned their milking secrets! /j

surreal. like they are in a complete bubble, they have no idea how people outside see them be this maniacal.

@DePeaceHunter

8 ай бұрын

Thats the impression i get whenever I read israeli comments. The fact that They still saying things like "we r the only democrasy country in mideast" shows their complete detachment of outside world.

@globalist1990

8 ай бұрын

See the UN vote on Israel illegal settlements (needing to stop). Only Israel and... drumroll... the USA voted against. They've had plenty of clues throughout the years. They just dismiss anything as antisemitic. Btw, isn't it interesting they dismiss ALL Palestinians being Semitic themselves? It's crazy.

@globalist1990

8 ай бұрын

@@DePeaceHunterthey're basically Americans at this point.

@imlivingunderyourbed7845

7 ай бұрын

​@@DePeaceHunterThey gotta look for anything that will make them feel superior against Arabs. I've seen plenty who boast that Israel can thrive in the desert without mentioning their US backing, and say the Palestinians cannot even manage to help themselves even though they are in an open air prison.

felix repeating verbatim all his bits from the last chapo ep is a rare peek behind the neurodivergent curtain

@sammosaurusrex

8 ай бұрын

Nah, that's just craftsmanship. It usually blows people's minds that Eric Andre shops his material, but you can easily find footage of him reading his whacko lines off index cards (and no, not _those_ index cards from one of his bits -- him telling conservative women "I'm uncle abortion" was actually shopped material, crazy as it sounds). Comedy is this thing where to be effective, it usually looks casual, but serious comedians put a lot of thought and work into their jokes. Our belief in the illusion of spontaneity and casual delivery is a testament to their skill and dedication to the craft.

@Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate

8 ай бұрын

@@sammosaurusrex bird up, this is so true. i mean, word up!

@khaightlynn5295

8 ай бұрын

​@@sammosaurusrexboth can be true at the same time. Neurodivergent folk often script, which would only help their material shopping and editing in-brain.

@jingbot1071

8 ай бұрын

@@Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate No you don't. Don't lie.

@Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate

8 ай бұрын

@@jingbot1071 lol wut

Wait ’til JBP finds out: his fantasy come to life.

with regard to Felix at 0:20. Israel society is based on monoculturism.where they reject infuences from the outside world and only let jews emigrate in.this makes a society of monoculture which tend to not last long and reject other ideas.this might explain why a room of 20 people gave the go ahead to produce this video,because monocultures is just an enhanced conformation bias.This might also explain the cognitive dissonance on other Israeli propaganda. This why multiculturism is a good thing because we are living in a globalist world due to trading and the internet.multicultures make the existance of an ecochamber less likely

@ihatemotionblur_3255

8 ай бұрын

Multiculturalism cant be called a good thing either, since it makes creating policies and projects infinitely harder, and just grinds to bureaucratic machine to a halt (ie India, most african nations) But monoculturism isnt great either

@Dave102693

8 ай бұрын

The monoculture is completely hollow. Each group of Jews had their unique cultures and languages that we’re stomped out by the Zionists.

@mary-xoxo

8 ай бұрын

​@@ihatemotionblur_3255what would be the other option

@louhortonsculpture

8 ай бұрын

@@ihatemotionblur_3255yeah but, I’d rather bureaucracy be slow because it’s always striving to do better than just not listening to any new ideas.

so much propaganda lately feels like it’s lifted directly from early cumtown bits haha

Netanyahu has been reading too much 40k lore.

I've learned more about Israel than I needed to know lol

@edwsc3

8 ай бұрын

Boy, are you getting your FACTS all twisted UP !

@edwsc3

8 ай бұрын

Who's teaching you,..Hamas ? Lol !

@ice-teapop

8 ай бұрын

@@edwsc3 🏅🏅🏅🏅🥳🥳

@ice-teapop

8 ай бұрын

@@edwsc3 still trying hard huh? Fyi u dont have to try that hard.. theres plenty of st up ids people that willingly to believe " yours truths".. 🏅🏅🏅🏅 go champp..

@TheHuxleyAgnostic

8 ай бұрын

​@@edwsc3 Israel is objectively the aggressor by every relevant measure, dumb dumb ... Modern history: 100 years ago, in 1923, Ze'ev Jabotinsky fully acknowledged that Zionism is colonialism, and that, based on the entirety of history, the natives would fight it until the bitter end. He just didn't care what would happen to them, and promoted doing it anyway. Colonizers are never not the aggressors. On top of the colonialist nature of Zionism, the Zionists also formed terrorist organizations, like the Irgun and Lehi. They bombed many Palestinian markets and other public places, murdering many civilians, including children, even including Palestinian Jews (who opposed Zionism). Israel merged those terrorists into the new nation's military and intelligence agencies. Israelis elected Menachem Begin, leader of the Irgun, child murderer, Jew murderer, and bomber of the King David Hotel, as PM. Israelis, to this day, celebrate those terrorists as "heroes". Zionists literally taught their neighbours that terrorism is a valid path to independence and statehood, and that terrorists are to be celebrated. In 1945, it is well documented that Zionists owned just 5% of the land and were a majority nowhere. Israel was formed by actually going against the majority population. It's foundation is completely undemocratic. Then, becoming a majority, in "their" new nation, by ethnic cleansing the actual majority, and then claiming to be democratic, is utter nonsense. Law: Israel is considered an occupier by the International Court, the UN GA, and the UN SC. Occupiers are also never not the aggressors. Those occupied actually have a right to resist occupation. On the flip side, it is illegal for the occupier to settle occupied lands, and illegal to use collective punishment. Israel is a rogue nation, that doesn't abide by international law. What it has been doing, and is doing now, is illegal. Current events: This year, alone, prior to Oct 7 ... Israel held over 1200 Palestinian hostages without charges ... over 200 Palestinians had been killed by the IDF and settlers ... over 1000 Palestinians had been displaced by Israel's neverending colonization of the West Bank ... and, Israel continued to operate an open air WWII style fascist ghetto, in Gaza. Even ignoring modern history and law, in no reality did Hamas "start" anything.

My theory; The real reason the IDF raided Al Shifa was because the hospital had a subterranean sperm bank

felix taking the reins of the stream when hasan left was impressive

Man, been awhile since Ive heard from ol Keemshit. Ngl its a bit comforting to see he is still incapable of experiencing basic empathy (or intelligence).

Motile is the correct term Hassan. ZOOLOGY•BOTANY (of cells, gametes, and single-celled organisms) capable of motion. "males produce small motile gametes"

I just don't understand that it you're so worried about sperm from dear soldiers why not just gave a sperm bank for all military members?

Felix plays well off Has. Always enjoy his appearances

@samiamrg7

8 ай бұрын

It helps that they are talking aboyt the most ridiculous topic to come out of Israel in the last month.

@dev_peace_soul

8 ай бұрын

Long Live Israel 🇮🇱 💙

@crustpunkjesuschrist

8 ай бұрын

@@dev_peace_soulok, sperm chomping freak

I'm noticing Jordan Peterson hasn't said anything in opposition to this...

Mossad Spunk Squad agents breaking into my house after they discover my 0.8% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry

17:26 Yemen has not declared war on Israel, the Houthis have

So, did they think the Les Enfants Terrible project in MGS was not a videogame story?

Please Hasan make a video about Haaretz report about IDF attack on the festival.. tha ks in advance

@Dave102693

8 ай бұрын

I would love that

That lady looks like Dee doing blackface in Always Sunny

@MayTheFoxBeWithYou

8 ай бұрын

Oh my GOD she does lmao

Felix almost went an entire video without mentioning his genotype theories.

Where's Jordan Peterson when actually milking it creepy is freaking real 😂

i couldn't imagine enlisting in the military and random rolling the MOS of Cum Retriever.

Always great when Felix is on.

@MJW238

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, more like Kapo Trap House, am I right?

The animation looks like Persepolis for man milking I legit thought Felix made this up on Chapo

Someone read too much warhammer 40k and took it too literally. This is great stuff. We are going to retrieve the gene seeds but we can't go with that name so we're going to just say semen team.

Wait is his sperm like in a sperm bank that lost power or are they saying they want to retrieve sperm from a dead man???

@zjay1356

8 ай бұрын

They get sperm from dead soldiers.

@futuristicgirl14

8 ай бұрын

From dead dudes

@kakirin

8 ай бұрын

its a military unit that specializes in givng electric shocks to a dead dude's prostate. i am not joking nor exaggerating

Free Palestine!

@skint16

8 ай бұрын

No such thing

@GregorMcIntosh

8 ай бұрын

@@skint16 as Israel

@TheHuxleyAgnostic

8 ай бұрын

​@@skint16 Then what were the crazy first Zionists talking about, when they stated they wanted to create a home "in Palestine"?

@edpachomovas3807

8 ай бұрын

free palestine from hamas

@TheHuxleyAgnostic

8 ай бұрын

@@edpachomovas3807 ​Israel is objectively the aggressor by every relevant measure, dumb dumb ... Modern history: 100 years ago, in 1923, Ze'ev Jabotinsky fully acknowledged that Zionism is colonialism, and that, based on the entirety of history, the natives would fight it until the bitter end. He just didn't care what would happen to them, and promoted doing it anyway. Colonizers are never not the aggressors. On top of the colonialist nature of Zionism, the Zionists also formed terrorist organizations, like the Irgun and Lehi. They bombed many Palestinian markets and other public places, murdering many civilians, including children, even including Palestinian Jews (who opposed Zionism). Israel merged those terrorists into the new nation's military and intelligence agencies. Israelis elected Menachem Begin, leader of the Irgun, child murderer, Jew murderer, and bomber of the King David Hotel, as PM. Israelis, to this day, celebrate those terrorists as "heroes". Zionists literally taught their neighbours that terrorism is a valid path to independence and statehood, and that terrorists are to be celebrated. In 1945, it is well documented that Zionists owned just 5% of the land and were a majority nowhere. Israel was formed by actually going against the majority population. It's foundation is completely undemocratic. Then, becoming a majority, in "their" new nation, by ethnic cleansing the actual majority, and then claiming to be democratic, is utter nonsense. Law: Israel is considered an occupier by the International Court, the UN GA, and the UN SC. Occupiers are also never not the aggressors. Those occupied actually have a right to resist occupation. On the flip side, it is illegal for the occupier to settle occupied lands, and illegal to use collective punishment. Israel is a rogue nation, that doesn't abide by international law. What it has been doing, and is doing now, is illegal. Current events: This year, alone, prior to Oct 7 ... Israel held over 1200 Palestinian hostages without charges ... over 200 Palestinians had been killed by the IDF and settlers ... over 1000 Palestinians had been displaced by Israel's neverending colonization of the West Bank ... and, Israel continued to operate an open air WWII style fascist ghetto, in Gaza. Even ignoring modern history and law, in no reality did Hamas "start" anything.

GTA 6 is just going to be actual footage of 2020-2023 with no modifications

I having been watching Hasan for years and I have never noticed the window behind him.

@danielcervantes3652

8 ай бұрын

He recently moved

@hasanabihead

8 ай бұрын

he mentioned a few days ago that he moved the cardboard of obama and the queen that blocked that window so that he could push Kaya’s bed further into that corner!

@kadecp33

8 ай бұрын

@@hasanabihead oh ok

Felix is such a fun guy, i really got to check out Chapo Trap House

They're milking corpses?

@lotoreo

8 ай бұрын

They're milking corpses

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! THE CUM UNIT SIR!

Israel is doing Lebensraum.

@Dave102693

8 ай бұрын

Isn’t that what Hasbara is anyways ?

GENESEED. I’ve never Played Warhammer but I’ve learnt that term this weeK.

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤️❤️❤️

So, it is true. Josef Mengele never died.

@rosariocannistraro3561

8 ай бұрын

This is absolutely completely deranged SS /Mengele/Himmler type sh*it and fash propaganda ,I've read a lot of deeply insane stuff they were doing back then and this would be in the top 3 easily its just total cult lunacy .

How else will they retrieve their geneseed?

Milk me IDF daddies

2:40 and we will call it the goon squad

Maybe they were paid via cummission?

Keem would do this

Corporate Memphis... LOL. That's the first I've heard this--I don't know how I missed it--but damn, that's hilarious.

Wow. That was my first time seeing Van Jones back in the day. Holy shit.

When a Palestinian women has to smuggle sperm out of prison, from her husband (in prison for no reason) to continue their family lineage it’s very sad. But when a dead Israeli, killed involved in war crimes, is jacked off just so their wife can have ANOTHER child it’s quite disturbing and weird.

@tjc4085

8 ай бұрын

what lmao? What makes you think Palestinian women are smuggling sperm out? 😂

@kakirin

8 ай бұрын

please tell me you're joking

@netanelaker4437

8 ай бұрын

I refuse to believe this is a real comment on a real website

Literally ghost busters

I read a lot of fantasy and one of the most fucked up concepts I've ever read in the motoriously fucked up fantasy series Malazan is called the Children of the Dead Seed and is pretty much this

I had such a hard time trying to figure out what the thumbnail censored word could have been and jfc I was not expecting that

That black Jewish girl just looks... So doofy.

My name was censored wth?? This is infringement on my free speech. Literally 1994😡

@khaightlynn5295

8 ай бұрын

Your Big Brother is a little young tbh

Now I wonder... does this mean Jesus doesn't come back if not enough jeezum is saved? Is it then us who truly will have saved ourselves if we succeed? O.o

Ok but why does Hasan's Israeli accent sound so French and when did that happen?

@romanw8632

8 ай бұрын

As someone who kind of knows Hebrew and Arabic I can tell you from personal experience Hebrew sounds like French and Arabic had a baby and raised it in a loving and healthy home

@Dave102693

8 ай бұрын

@@romanw8632the ironic part is that Israeli Hebrew has a lot of Yiddish and Arabic words, and it makes up the bulk of the language.

For once, i watched i video on hasans channel before the industrial complex won. and its a banger, without a male of course... Just like a women and some goop they pulled from a dead terrorist

29:02 💀💀 felix is amazing i wish he came on more it’s fun with both of them together free palestine 🇵🇸

Your hair looks great today, does it always look this good??

That stupid tech company animation style is called alegria.

@JaikoDiaz117

8 ай бұрын

Funny how they always use foreign languages to call these things.

@Dave102693

8 ай бұрын

Really? Oh wow…

@ganjagremlin1848

8 ай бұрын

@@JaikoDiaz117 I guess, I think the worse part is it translates to happiness lmao this garbage just makes me sad

@JaikoDiaz117

8 ай бұрын

@@ganjagremlin1848 exactly my point... They give them "inspirational, adorable" names but use them in the exact opposite way. To show not very inspirational and clearly NOT adorable stuff.

Van Jones better be getting paid shitloads for his babysitting gig.

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This sounds so friggin absurd and insane, sounds like an edgy joke Nick Mullen would make on c*mtown

4:40 Actually.... yeah, why is the video in English? How many English speakers are in Israel?

@megamandrn001

8 ай бұрын

There's a good bit, but as he's covered elsewhere, Israeli propaganda isn't for Israelis, it's for Americans.

"Corporate Kansas" lol

Thank you HasanAbi 💞 I already knew, but I can see so clearly now. FREE PALESTINE!!!

Careful everyone. You must not support hummus 😂jk This is a terrible situation for Palestine 🇵🇸 and we need to tell the truth and if we are labeled as a villain so be it. ❤

@futuristicgirl14

8 ай бұрын

What

@catYourMom777

8 ай бұрын

@@futuristicgirl14 I’m saying that everyone who is speaking out against the slaughter of innocent Palestinian children should not be labeled terrorists but they are. It’s crazy.

@Cussy69_420

8 ай бұрын

Condom Hummus

@internalizedhappyness9774

8 ай бұрын

I’ll keep my chips Salt & Loaded! 🫡🌽

@shitbirds

8 ай бұрын

Ckhamas

I like how in the pic in the thumbnail the guy is cupping the baby with two hands like how you would hold precious liquid in your hands. Its conspicuously not how you would cradle a baby...

The artstyle is a dogwater quality parody of Picasso‘s Guernica

I had a feeling some fuck shit was afoot.

The style is a mix between corporate Memphis and Picasso's Gernika. Really ironic since Gernika (the Basque town) condemns the genocide and has used the painting as a symbol in various demonstrations against Israel. Gora Palestina askatuta.

Mannn idf got me goonin

Afro broshe is way too angry for no reason lol

Excuse me, wtf ?

It amazes me how little common sense people have as hasan points out the obvious futility of reining bombs down on hostages And the logistics of successfully traversing, this gauntlet of projectiles and percussions … May science and logic save us as the god of vengeance, never rooted for the philistines …

@xblade11230

8 ай бұрын

it depends on the supply lines of Hamas, can they actually deliver the materials needed to Gaza for them to continue fighting? Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq all had supply lines that the US could simply not control Vietnam had a direct supply line with China and the full industrial might of China and the USSR delivering them weapons Afghanistan and Iraq both border Iran, Gaza only has 2 places that it borders, Egypt and Israel and theres a giant wall with Egypt making refugees escaping impossible and making people bringing supplies to gaza extremely difficult Im pro palestine, but from a military logistics standpoint I don't see Hama's winning in a war of attrition. They are going to run out of ammo which requires the production of nitrocellulose or explosives which require a functioning chemical industry to produce on a mass scale They are going to slow down the isreali's but thats all

@Handepsilon

8 ай бұрын

@@xblade11230 Yeah, it's unlikely that they will win without outside intervention, and with the US breathing down everyone's neck, that's quite unlikely. If they're smart enough, they might be able to win somehow. However, well, Dad said Arabs are too impulsive at times and the action of Hamas in 7th October might be the testament for that. If we are to look at the varying allegations and factors, it's very likely that Israel had trapped them from the very beginning. The only other things that the Palestinian fighters might be able to count is.... well, the IDF itself being as incompetent as some people say.

@Dave102693

8 ай бұрын

Palestinians are the descents of the Phillstines though….it’s what the name of the region implies

To my knowledge being among military brass, it would be way more talked about if the US had seed extractors

I simply adore how smart and articulate you are.

I'll be real, I've got one neighbor who's already pro-every-awful-thing-Israel-is-currently-doing, but if he sees this I imagine he'd be even MORE that way. Like, no joke, I wish I could say this was, like, a 'bit' or something. But nah, this dude(who constantly talks about how he's part Native American btw) was talking about exactly this shit, borderline saying everything but 'miscegenation is scary and bad.' In my opinion, I have only just started watching this, but that could be another part of why it's in English and framed in this way, because America has a good deal of racist weirdos still that this would 'hit home' with I guess :\

I hope tat cum extraction propaganda is jus a bad joke because it sounds like someone read too much warhammer 40k and tried to apply it in a low tech way😂😂