This is fun watching this in 2023 hearing the classic "cultural Marxism" and "politically correct" before they condensed all their scary buzzwords down to just "woke."

@cherrydrop7025

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Sir_Bucket

5 ай бұрын

Remember when the sale crowd was complaining about people calling everyone a n*zi? And that doing so would make the word loose meaning?

@ExileHeretic

5 ай бұрын

Wok wok wok

@AngelicDirt

5 ай бұрын

Like if they changed how they said it, it'll hurt us more or something. XD

@JAMllostthegame

5 ай бұрын

I was actually thinking about their use of the word "woke" when part of their rally is to tell people to "wake up" to the war on Christmas.

As a Muslim when I'm told Merry Christmas, i start spontaneously sprouting green hair all over my body and start scheming to steal and smile menacingly

@ashtonmattrt3668

5 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas dear

@S3lkie-Gutz

5 ай бұрын

@@ashtonmattrt3668 chag Sameach :o)

@ashtonmattrt3668

5 ай бұрын

@@S3lkie-Gutz Merry Christmas dear

@heavyhauler426

5 ай бұрын

You're a mean one...

@chiangkai-shrek1575

5 ай бұрын

​@@heavyhauler426Mr. Grinch

If you start this video at exactly 11:33pm on christmas eve, then just as the clock strikes midnight Alex Jones angrily yells merry christmas at you

@OdinsSage

5 ай бұрын

This is a top quality tip, and should be pinned to the top

@NickHunter

4 ай бұрын

creased :D

@tortis6342

3 ай бұрын

That is excellent.

@synthetic_creature

3 ай бұрын

Will keep this in mind this year

@trianglemoebius

Ай бұрын

I'm gonna do it! If you see this comment, please reply to it so I'm constantly reminded and don't forget. Will update on how it goes this December!

Tower Recon… Towereco… Tallarico... Thank you Tommy Tallarico for saving Christmas, your mother is very proud

@jarofapplesauce

5 ай бұрын

Oh my god you're on to something

@saltwithglasses

5 ай бұрын

As someone whose just recently caught up with Hbomberguy lore, this is the funniest thing Ive ever read in a while

@parasitophobia

4 ай бұрын

The first American to save Christmas !

@victoriajenkins1424

4 ай бұрын

He worked directly with Santa for five years!

@jaymogrified

3 ай бұрын

His employee, Irving Berlin, wrote White Christmas! Wait, I mean, he co-wrote it with Irving Berlin! Wait, no, he wrote it and Irving Berlin was also there!

Just today a customer told me "Merry Christmas". The whole store fell silent and then my manager asked the man to step outside with him. A moment later, a single shot rang out; we all knew what had happened, but no one dared discuss it.

@alexmuller6752

3 жыл бұрын

sincerest condolences from old europe.

@fuzzlemacfuzz

3 жыл бұрын

I'm miss retail and the summary executions. I worked in the body shop and I tell ya we were well stocked

@AsapCodeine

3 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas 😁

@sixstringedthing

3 жыл бұрын

Soon it will be over, this terrible war. The things I've seen... the mass graves... just limp piles of red coats and fluffy white beards and shiny black boots. I remember when we burned the crackers, and the decorations. Like machine gun fire it was, for minutes on end. So many terrible terrible jokes... someones life's work, up in smoke in an instant. And we cheered. Real "christmas cheer", hah. Soon it will be over, and we will have won. But at what cost? I ask you that. And how will we pay when the bill comes due?

@Sam-iu8nb

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad your manager felt able to do the right thing. I just wish we could extend the extra judicial killings to customers who try to return shoes after wearing them for 6 months.

I love the fucking priest who comes in like "nah actually it would be better if stores had less Christmas" so good

@isapu1948

2 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Grant Better not come to the Middle East for eid al'adha then 😅 God, thosr sheep are expensive.

@littlebigheroman

2 жыл бұрын

Drive them merchants out the temple!

@benedictdwyer2608

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlebigheroman and drive them with the new Kia Ford beetle buggy car go brrrr, coming this holiday only at Tesla retailers

@thatguyfromyoutube4854

2 жыл бұрын

@@isapu1948 as i understand sheeps are expensive only in the big cities i remember hearing somone says that a sheep costs nearly 50 - 200 euros

@Ian_sothejokeworks

2 жыл бұрын

"I love the fucking priest" -Rob Mckennie

I actually made the shift away from saying Merry Christmas a few years ago, not because I'm a Leftie Godless Heathen™ (although I am), but because when I said it reflexively to this one lady at the grocery store she thanked me for sticking it to the Liberals and standing up for Christianity and she started ranting about how people who say happy holidays are terrible and on and on and on, and I was like, I don't want to be associated with her or people like her, I'm never saying that again

@TheQuashingoftheTub

5 ай бұрын

This. Agnostic christian here. I'd look her right in the eyes and say, "You ruined it. Happy Hanukkah."

@ryanroznowski2263

5 ай бұрын

radical belief in anything is unappealing and ruins it. they want to spread hate thru xmas

@josephknott6174

4 ай бұрын

I actually don’t think this helps, the best thing to do for culture war shit is to just ignore it and keep living your life as if you’d never heard them, otherwise you are adding to the us vs them world view they have and becoming part of the problem

@IwasFRAMEDiTELLyou

4 ай бұрын

@@josephknott6174 It's not us versus them, it's them versus us, and I don't want to be mistaken for someone who uses that kind of language as an inflammatory dog whistle against other people like me. I just want to live my life but now I have to be careful and watch my language so I'm not mistaken for a bigot. I'm not the one who drew the line but I know which side of it I'm going to stand on.

@stalfithrildi5366

3 ай бұрын

Reckon you should have followed up her rant with "...and a Happy Channukah too"

Let's all have a moment of silence for the brave soldiers that die every year in the war on Christmas. Without their sacrifice, Mariah Carey would finally breach containment.

@iambinksy

5 ай бұрын

The real SCP

@KaysNewGroove

4 ай бұрын

Santa needs to be brough to justice for his many, many war crimes committed in this truly awful war.

@Dr.Starbound

2 ай бұрын

Another Atheist spreading lies! The Krampus is a rogue agent and Santa should not be held accountable and any elf will testify as such.

@glowing_purple_girl

Ай бұрын

If what we have now is considered “contained”, I can only imagine the destruction if she were left unopposed

Back when England was a theocracy, the puritans actually did try to stop Christmas. They realised that Christmas was both pagan and Catholic. And it gave the poor a day off work. They did not like any of that.

@jasonports8517

3 жыл бұрын

And don’t forget the begging, violence and heavy drinking

@istvankarolyfarkas6125

3 жыл бұрын

Same puritans who sailed to the new world and founded colonies there?

@francesconicoletti2547

3 жыл бұрын

@@istvankarolyfarkas6125 only the extremists went to the new world, after the theocracy collapsed and the monarchy was invited back and they could not cope.

@francesconicoletti2547

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonports8517 it’s not begging it’s grown up trick or treat, and the rest is just British culture not yet channeled into football.

@jacobvardy

3 жыл бұрын

It really does bare repeating that the only war on Christmas was carried out by hardline Protestants. The American bunch probably would have executed O'Reilly and Jones for heresy. Or at least flogged them for adulatory and moral indecency.

as a jewish person every time someone wishes me a merry christmas i instantly lose 10 hp and enact my vengeance on the nearest available christmas tree

@idiotwithopinions581

Жыл бұрын

As you should

@Lilly-Lilac

Жыл бұрын

It’s tradition to create matzah ball based artillery to be fired at Christmas tree farms, everyone knows that

@RobVespa

11 ай бұрын

Why? What does your being Jewish have to do with religion? A lot of people and entities (hello, Britannica) seem to confuse Jewish and Judaism. One is a race comprised of multiple ethnicities and the other is an umbrella covering a variety pack of religious flavors. Your comment was funny, though, and if that's the reason, it's reason enough.

@DanielAbernathy

11 ай бұрын

Ironically, Prager is Jewish. Surprised that wasn't mentioned in the video.

@NannyOggins

10 ай бұрын

I really can’t understand this, would you be offended if a Christian wished you happy Hanukkah? I ask this as an atheist puzzled by the apparent double standards of competing religions.

As an observant Jew, I always find it quite ironic when the religious right uses the phrase "Judeo-Christian values" to justify imposing Christian values on the entire country, including Jews. And it outright bothers me when Ben Shapiro does this 🙄

@eatatjoes6751

5 ай бұрын

Christmas at this point is utter crap taken over by the anti-semitic remnants of December 24th, 2004 and apathy.

@samueldeadman5733

5 ай бұрын

Seriously, it's like... Half of those people whose "values" you're protecting, don't worship Jesus or celebrate Christmas... 😭

@tonyjoestar2632

4 ай бұрын

It outright bothers me when Ben Shapiro

@stalfithrildi5366

3 ай бұрын

​@@samueldeadman5733The most important part of protect Judeo-Christian values is to not reflect on actual traditions nor the teachings of Jesus, but to take whatever you fancy happening and force it on Christians and Jews.

@lyndislegion287

Ай бұрын

I honestly don't even understand what "Judeo-Christian" is supposed to mean

My mother bought into the War on Christmas bullshit. She ranted about it for a good hour one day a few years ago. I said, "get in the car, we're going shopping." Which for her is like a dog hearing the can opener going. We stop at Wal-Mart. I walked directly to the outdoor section, which is always converted into the holiday section. I stopped and said "What do you see?" "christmas stuff" she says. "What was in the season candy area when we came in?" "Christmas stuff." I left. "Wait, we're not shopping?" "We're window shopping." To home depot. Same deal. Same response. She obviously knows what's going on and is now trying to convince me to head home. "Oh no. We're far from done." After six or seven stores, all with prominently displayed and advertised Christmas sections, we finally went home. I've not heard about the War since.

@jordanderache4311

4 ай бұрын

Well done !

@komred64

2 ай бұрын

That was brutal

@panickedshears

Ай бұрын

I need to do this to my grandpa next time he starts ranting about something like that. It’s so irritating having to listen to him jerk Fox News off every single Christmas because he thinks his religion is being “oppressed”.

@whateveridontcare8484

20 күн бұрын

the nun of my street ranted about it this past christmas. i live in mexico pretty catholic place here in guadalajara we have some sort of secret catholic society called Los tecos (which is supposed to come from tecolotes, a sort of owl , although the name is also an acronym ) but i digress on christmas time we have some kind of party before christmas day comes they are called posadas and are meant to represent the when joseph and mary were seacrhing for a place to stay we sing and the hosts of the party give food and before eating in my case (because the how its done varies a lot between streets) we have a little ceremony were the nuns give a speech about being thankfull and this time they also talked about how everybody says felices fiestas (which is basically happy holidays) and that catholics are under attack the whole show and i was there thinking about this video ( if you read all this thank you i really really like talkign about how things are around were i lived and seeing how cultures contrast)

@XenoghostTV

14 күн бұрын

​@@whateveridontcare8484Catholics are indeed under attack, people in the UK have been literally arrested for standing outside places praying in SILENCE.

Anyone who begins an argument with “first they say I can’t say the N word…” is pretty much setting themselves up for failure

@HeavyMetalorRockfan9

2 жыл бұрын

the most oppressed minority are capital G Gamers

@voidbreather7405

2 жыл бұрын

@@wolfetteplays8894 Free speech =/= free from consequences

@ShadowTasos

2 жыл бұрын

Except Alex Jones is incredibly rich and InfoWars is incredibly successful so very unfortunately for our society that's apparently not true :(

@sawsanomar6870

2 жыл бұрын

@@voidbreather7405 and that good thing

@XSniper74184

2 жыл бұрын

First they say I can't say the N word and now they're telling me to put on the maid outfit!

every time a conservative says "judeo-christian" while referring exclusively to Christians my rage grows

@estinsidebottom

3 жыл бұрын

Can't Wait To Tell My Fellow "Muslim-Buddhists" About This!

@queuedjar4578

3 жыл бұрын

How do you do fellow greek mythologist-taoists

@dungeoneerofphilosophyphd172

3 жыл бұрын

@@queuedjar4578 Fairly well, my atheist-satanists

@queuedjar4578

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gd5dj2nj6c I'm intrigued, please elaborate and rationalize on your statement. And no, I'm not someone on the left who will just delegitimize your position and cancel you by screaming anti-semetic and burning down your entire local community. Just talk to me.

@AdmiralBison

3 жыл бұрын

has to leverage Christianity's roots, but then conveniently ignores its pagan ones. Islam of course doesn't count as one of the Abrahamic Religions too.

1-Make up an enemy 2-Claim it's planning to destroy something wholesome everyone loves 3-Pretend to fight it, mainly by screaming a lot and acting scared, ask for support to fight it 4-Watch the cash pour in. When people point out that nothing catastrophic has ever happened, just tell them "you're welcome"

@victorvanvolt8425

4 ай бұрын

5-Repeat

@MatthewWarley

4 ай бұрын

Literally the gender pay gap

@klaudrequester8078

4 ай бұрын

​@MatthewWarley Yeah I have no idea how delusional idiots can stillptetend that exists

@roseyoung44

4 ай бұрын

​@@MatthewWarleyhow in the world did you manage to come up with an "example" so far removed from reality?? I'm honestly a little impressed with how far the point went soaring over your little head lol.

@chrisoman87

4 ай бұрын

My rock stops tigers!

Even if Christianity was the only religion and everyone practiced it, "Happy Holidays" would still make sense, because there's literally another holiday we celebrate 7 days later!

"It's about the birth of Jesus, not big corporations!!" exclaims Alex Jones, complaining about how big corporations aren't using the word "christmas" enough.

@qwertydog9795

2 жыл бұрын

and also while wearing 12k watches 😂

@shelleyhayden8908

2 жыл бұрын

Its not even about the birth of chirst, he was born in the fall when they did the cenus, chirstmas is a ploy to convert pagans and make people stray, idk y people think slamming God on something pagan and calling it a day, that doesnt make it chirstian.

@qwertydog9795

2 жыл бұрын

@@shelleyhayden8908 Christianity has a pretty long rap sheet for subverting others' cultures.

@shelleyhayden8908

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertydog9795 exactly, but in a movement to convert more pagans the church stole some pagan holidays, chirstmas and Easter, like how does a bunny that poops eggs have to do with Christ dying and coming back, it's a fertility holiday from pagans.... and so many chirstian get up in arms about the fact their tradition is against what thier beliefs clearly state.

@thatguyfromyoutube4854

2 жыл бұрын

@@shelleyhayden8908 i like how to convert the pagans the church became hslf pagan itself lol

I said “Merry Christmas” to a customer at my job once. I was executed by firing squad after 14 months of grueling torture. This is my vengeful millennial ghost, nestled within the internet forevermore.

@LividCreature

2 жыл бұрын

We shall never forget your sacrifice

@LividCreature

2 жыл бұрын

@@nenmaster5218 this is the scariest reply I’ve had all day congratulations and do continue with said recommendation unless it’s religious propaganda then please kindly F off

@flow185

2 жыл бұрын

We shall avenge you

@slowburgundyy574

2 жыл бұрын

I work at Tesco. Whenever a customer says "Merry Christmas" to me I add £10 to their total. If they complain I remove them from the store. The manager knows I do this but is fearful to do anything thanks to Cultural Marxism.

@lizardperson9648

2 жыл бұрын

Only 14 months? They are really going soft on you.

It's the week before Halloween, 2023. I just tried to buy a new rake and some biodegradable leaf bags at Lowes. I was accosted by a pair of life-size audio-animatronic Santa statues. Their mouths gaped open and closed as their tinny voices played over one another. Their arms jerked up and down. One of them said "Hello, what would you like for Christmas?" as the other one said "Christmas is the best time of year for good little boys and girls!" All the Halloween stuff was in the clearance section. In the war on Christmas, Christmas swung first. I am acting in self-defense.

@average_person444

6 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you had to go through that

@Awkward_Narwhal

6 ай бұрын

Seriously! I went to buy halloween candy the day before Halloween and it was already replaced by the green and red wrapped Christmas candy. How we supposed to continue the long standing tradition of eating the first bag of candy myself and needing to run out last minute so the trick or treaters get some too! 😅

@quinnmarchese6313

6 ай бұрын

i hope the police took your statement and took appropriate action, getting assaulted by Christmas decor is no laughing matter

@idunnobutyay2520

6 ай бұрын

I love Christmas but it keeps coming too soon every year

@JosilyneTwigg

6 ай бұрын

"uhm actually, Jack Skellington swung first" 🤓

I'm going insane. I'm not an English native speaker and I hesitated to say "holidays" in other than religious things because I thought it was HOLY-DAYS

@plushdragonteddy

5 ай бұрын

that is where the word comes from, yes! but it’s changed over the years to mean any day of celebration, holy or otherwise. you’re not far off!

@tuesdaysellers1545

5 ай бұрын

​@@plushdragonteddy and don't British people use "holiday" to mean basically "vacation"? Like "I was on holiday in Berlin visiting some extended family." or "my husband and I went on holiday to Mallorca."

@plushdragonteddy

5 ай бұрын

@@tuesdaysellers1545 yup! i have heard that usage, too. as a native speaker, english is weird lol

@Kaipyro67ALT

2 ай бұрын

English is a bastardized language where one word can mean three or four potentially completely unrelated things. Or where one word has three or four completely different spellings, even though they all sound the exact same. Welcome to HELL.

I attended catholic school up until high school, and everybody always said "Happy Holidays". I always took it to mean "Oh, it's because we are celebrating 2 holidays, Christmas and New Years." So to me, the fact that these people go out of their way to victimize themselves with such a mundane phrase is insane.

@abadenoughdude300

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, every sane person just assumes that when you say happy holidays you mean the current one, which in this case would be Christmas. I guess some people don't know what holiday it is and they need to be told specifically.

@generik7414

3 жыл бұрын

It's a whole holiday season, like multiple holidays even if you're a Christian American. You've got Halloween straight into thanksgiving then christmas then new years plus celebrating that the school year is over, it's a crazy part of the year

@devononair

3 жыл бұрын

@@abadenoughdude300 Haha that's a good take.

@koffiya9184

3 жыл бұрын

And this is the fact is many other languages! even in French we say Happy Holidays very often, to include New Year Eve :)

@luisf2793

3 жыл бұрын

I just assumed people used the phrase because they both start with the same letter. Like Stan Lee and his character's names

"It's the consumerism that's really the problem for me" "Okay, let's look at some stores that took christmas out of their mottos." What an incredible segment.

@cranberrysos

5 ай бұрын

An immaculate segue, really

@monicaganderson9431

5 ай бұрын

Also it's totally on fox too, if they did any research into Fr. James Martin they would know he's extremely liberal priest, someone more conservative might have agreed with them

@mwolsen96

5 ай бұрын

Fr. James is based

@djoshawott2850

5 ай бұрын

I can just hear the "shut up" and the "cut the segment" from producers because they lost their push.

The war on Christmas is a very real thing started by retail workers after having to listen to all the Christmas music playing on repeat the entire season. Fair, honestly. That kind of torture would drive Christians to war on Christmas.

@bulletsandbracelets4140

5 ай бұрын

never a truer comment

@tuesdaysellers1545

5 ай бұрын

I worked in an American mall ten years ago and I still can't hear Michael Buble without getting Vietnam style war flashbacks

@sarkaztik3228

5 ай бұрын

I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE'S JUST ONE THING THAT I NEEEEED

I'm embarrassed of my past self, because I took people like this seriously. PragerU, Ben Shapiro, even Alex Jones. I bought into their harmful ideas and that is part of the reason it took me a while to accept that I am bisexual. I wish I could go back and shake sense into myself because I was so bitter and cynical back then. I appreciate you putting out videos like this, because they could be what helps people break out of the destructive path they are going down.

@justarandomchannel8150

5 ай бұрын

Character development is being able to cringe at your old self and say, "I know better now." :)

@samarahmed-vm3ox

5 ай бұрын

The world appreciates people like you who are able to change their mind when presented with new information and put their ego aside! Thank you for being better than a lot of people out there who aren’t willing to do so…

@cloverbun2574

5 ай бұрын

This works even better if you read it in Gaston's voice

@sarkaztik3228

5 ай бұрын

​@cloverbun2574 Honestly, I can't read it any other way.

@kevinlawrence1582

4 ай бұрын

You shouldn't be embarrassed you should be proud of yourself. Good on you for coming to a better conclusion. It is very hard to change your worldview it takes a lot of self-reflection and putting aside your bias. Most people are unable to do so

I once had a guy complaining to me about how people these days are too easily offended. I wholeheartedly agreed and said, "Like how people get their panties in a twist when you say, 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas.'" He proceeded to get his panties in a twist.

@willguggn2

3 жыл бұрын

It's not even funny anymore how the irony is lost on many people who complain about "others" being too easily offended nowadays.

@devononair

3 жыл бұрын

@@willguggn2 The word 'offended' has lost all meaning. I don't tell people I'm 'offended' any more. If such an incident occurs, I tell them either (a) "that's irritating" or (b) "that makes me want to punch you." I have no time for nuance anymore. I have radicalised my responses.

@_Somsnosa_

3 жыл бұрын

No one in the history of humankind has been killed or tortured for believing in the wrong imaginary person or saying something mean about royalty. Ever. Before social media we weren't able to see loads of people being annoyed or offended by things big or small, therefore no one used to get offended.

@wakkaseta8351

3 жыл бұрын

@@devononair If you call that radicalized, then boy are you a lightweight.

@aaronli8843

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Somsnosa_ *cough cough* crusades, holocaust *cough cough*

So let me get this straight... The same people who says "its not a big deal" to misgender people and use the wrong pronouns on purpose to be indecent, are the same who say "it IS a big deal" to not say Merry Christmas cause it hurts their feelings and "destroys" their religion...

@bannedvideos3399

Жыл бұрын

Pronouns are giving not decided by the person lol

@thepolarphantasm2319

Жыл бұрын

@@bannedvideos3399 🤡

@isdrakon9802

Жыл бұрын

@@bannedvideos3399 I really wish I had the energy to argue with you but I've had this argument so many times that I can't bother to fail at convincing a brick wall of something

@RayanNamii

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, these are the same people. Only what they believe matters, and these idiots believe that all trans people are p3dophiles but that the left is trying to destroy christmas, y'know, cuz that makes sense and is definitely the truth. It's sad.

@bugdracula1662

Жыл бұрын

@@bannedvideos3399 but what do they give 🤔

We don’t even need to worry about “taking Christ out of Christmas” because the entire commercialization of the holiday is EXACTLY what Christ would be against! It’s not even about togetherness anymore, it’s about the presents and the money and we know it!

@janjanbinks1710

5 ай бұрын

I'm no bible expert but didn't he destroy the tables people sat up to sell things on in the temple because he considered it defiling? He's against the commercialization of religion and the exploitation of people to get money in its name

@localmenace3043

5 ай бұрын

@@janjanbinks1710 That’s exactly what He did. He drove people out with a whip because it made Him so angry that they were unfairly profiting off of people. I can’t imagine how upset a holiday meant to celebrate togetherness being so commercialized would make Him - let alone that many people celebrate HIS BIRTHDAY on it no less!

@goingunder2548

2 ай бұрын

I feel like Christ would feel fine about the consumerism aspect of Christmas as long as everybody who was able to, donated food and toys to the annual toy drives/soup kitchens. I've never been religious, but the big thing I took away from mandatory religion classes was that Christ only ever wanted people to help those less fortunate than themselves, and to stay humble by remembering that, even if you're not doing great yourself, there's always someone in a worse position who could use your help. And that's a GREAT message for anyone. Buying a bunch of toys to donate around the holidays is still engaging in the commercialisation of Christmas, but at least it goes towards something positive - making a sick child stuck in hospital on the big day feel a bit happier. Meanwhile I'm sure people like Alex Jones wouldn't donate anything to anyone, and would describe it as a certain word (hint: it begins with 's'!).

Mind blown. The guy with the glasses at 33:00 used to be a close friend of mine but I haven't seen him in about 15 years. What an epic way to show back up!

@cherrydrop7025

5 ай бұрын

W for this guys friend

As a Christian, I personally love that one bit in the bible when Jesus says: "New go forth and complain about menial shit for money."

@noizepusher7594

Жыл бұрын

I liked the part where he said “it’s Jesusing time” and then he Jesused all over the place. Probably one the best moments in Bible

@lasarousi

Жыл бұрын

That's his exact quote when he was whipping merchants and throwing tables out his church.

@unduloid

Жыл бұрын

Well, you can make fictional characters say anything you like, so there's _that._

@noizepusher7594

Жыл бұрын

@@unduloid well yeah but this comment specifically references the Bible which is like an actual hard real book. Just because Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character doesn’t mean that I can say that he said “the true meaning of Christmas is the friends we made along the way” in one of his books and not lie.

@unduloid

Жыл бұрын

@@lasarousi Temple. Churches didn't exist back then. And it was common practice to hold markets at the temple grounds when they were not in use, so Jesus was just being weird, as usual.

"Its a war on christmas!" Every single retail worker that has to listen to christmas carols non-stop for 2+ months: *"Fuckin' wish it was."*

@skepticmoderate5790

3 жыл бұрын

I worked in a kitchen back in 2017 and I'm so glad because we got to blast alt rock 24/7 instead of the Christmas garbage that the rest of the place played.

@daishoryujin95

3 жыл бұрын

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIIIIME

@TehMomo_

3 жыл бұрын

AND NOT EVEN GOOD "CHRISTMAS MUSIC" LIKE THE TRANSIBERIAN ORCESTRA AND MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER. BUT EVERY HORRIBLE COVER OF SANTA BABY AND LAST CHRISTMAS (the only valid versions are Eartha Kitt and WHAM!)

@theomegajuice8660

3 жыл бұрын

I worked in retail every Christmas from the age of 15 (I lied about my age to get the job) and 24. I'd be on the front fucking lines for a war on Christmas and I'd bayonet Mariah Carey between the eyes

@notoriousblt1038

3 жыл бұрын

*Mariah Carey intensifies*

Americans: "Don't force your stuff on us, we want to celebrate our Christmas without having to think of other types of celebration around the same time". Also Americans: telling everyone to have a happy thanksgiving all over the internet.

@S3lkie-Gutz

5 ай бұрын

Especially to indigenous people on the internet, as if the holiday isn't a colonialist concept itself and is just a glorification of the massacre of the Nauset Pequot and Mashpee Wampanoag people. There's a reason why it's regarded as a National Day of Mourning to indigenous people, just like there's a remembrance day for the Holocaust. America isn't the only country in the world and not all countries celebrate the mass dying from settler-brought diseases and genocide against indigenous people masqueraded as a "wholesome" holiday to celebrate with family

when i worked retail, a lady once complained to me at the register that someone had supposedly told her "happy holidays" at the walmart earlier. she went, "why not 'merry christmas'?" i said, "they probably wanted you to have a happy new year, too." christmas is a quixotic hell in retail, so i was exhausted and i think my brain broke. unprompted, i suddenly sang, "and a happy new year. good tidings we bring..." then i stopped, because i forgot the rest of the words. the woman appeared to be buffering for the rest of the transaction. she responded to my prompts ("do you have a rewards card?" etc) but didn't really speak until after she had paid. then she narrowed her eyes and looked directly at my face. she said very unmerrily, "merry christmas." and i smiled and said, "oh, thank you so much! you as well!" sometimes i still think about her face. and about how i got my very first traffic ticket driving home that night.

@OdinsSage

5 ай бұрын

Reeeeeaaallly confuses those rightys when you remind them there are other holidays in there that even they acknowledge or celebrate.

@SOLO.DANDELION

5 ай бұрын

Glad u made it back safely. Seen some people get hurt because they're tired after work and lost focus

as a blue haired, pronoun'd, secular leftist, every time i hear someone say "merry christmas," i experience an uncontrollable, rabid bloodlust

@casualsatanist

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, although I can’t tell if the bloodlust stems from Christmas itself or just the Mariah Carey song

@cryo311

9 ай бұрын

i just experience regular lust... wait what?

@tortis6342

9 ай бұрын

Damn you got pronouns? My nouns wanted to go pro, but they broke their ankle right before tryouts.

@astupidlylongnamethatstoolong

9 ай бұрын

​@@tortis6342What fucking noobnouns.

@colorful-idiotic

9 ай бұрын

@@tortis6342this is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Just the fact that Alex Jones CAN walk around screaming merry christmas without any consequences kind of disproves his own point. Seems to be using his freedom of speech pretty freely for someone who claims to not have any.

@benjbutton

7 ай бұрын

But there are consequences, I get to call him a cunt.

@quinnmarchese6313

6 ай бұрын

this is pretty much how i finally got my grandparents to be accepting of others pronouns, PC culture, and identities. I literally asked "do you like people thinking you're rude and mean? because thats all it is." pundits want you to believe youre going to be executed by the woke mob for misgendering someone, when all it is is basic courtesy

@en-voguepugh3472

6 ай бұрын

yeah it really does doesn't it?

@tequilasunrise69

5 ай бұрын

at least he can say that one lol

@dp6921

5 ай бұрын

It's like when Dave Chappelle said all that stuff about trans people while also making out he can't say those things anymore 😂 (By the way, I really like Dave Chappelle, but him talking about cancel culture while being paid millions on Netflix to say whatever he likes, was pretty weak)

there was never a real war on christmas, but there's always been a war on halloween. this year i saw christmas decorations in stores as early as MID OCTOBER

@thesleepydot

Ай бұрын

right??? HORRIBLE

As a Jewish person, I sure do love reading my bible and celebrating my christmases! Yessiree, I see Christmas as a holiday important to my religion, a religion partially defined by how we don’t think Jesus was the messiah. Yep, these guys obviously recognize how deeply hurt Jewish people are by Christmas being less prevalent, and it has NOTHING to do with how saying Jewish people are part of the groups that want to replace their culture makes it sound EVEN MORE similar to an infamous theory they totally DONT invoke for profit.

As a leftist, why would I want to destroy Christmas, aka the longest holiday I ever get?

@z.kaminska130

Жыл бұрын

I feel so lucky to have Chanuka and Pesach, that both last 8 days

@gedeonnunes5626

Жыл бұрын

You gotta come to Brasil, we have the longest holidays ever and, depending on where you live, you may get a combo of holidays

@Generic_Gaming_Channel

Жыл бұрын

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@ATotalDumDum

Жыл бұрын

As a normal person, why would you make it about you?

@idiomi8556

Жыл бұрын

@BlightWorxx as a borderline sociopathic madman with homicidal/suicidal tendencies, they weren't. They were making a basic joke about how Christmas gives them time off, and that means it should stay. also "normal person" is bulls**t, and why are you even on hbomberguys channel? He's left-wing, evidently unlike you.

I remember the opening of 1984 when Orwell, in an attempt to establish the dystopian setting had the main character walk into his local Tesco to find that Christmas wad written nowhere in the store

@kg7219

2 жыл бұрын

thats the most annoying thing, when people try to reference 1984 as something that is equivalent to the way modern society is... like... i feel like most of them didnt even read 1984... or if they did they entirely missed the fucking point of it lmfao

@kg7219

2 жыл бұрын

and by that i mean when u see a video talking about mask / vax mandates and there are hundreds of comments saying "THIS IS THE FUTURE ORWELL WARNED US ABOUT" or "1984 IS HERE" without realizing that they have literally made this comment on their internet connected device... like bro if u have a phone the listening post is already on ur person at all times... they already gotchu boomers and u dont even realize it

@chris-bacon205

2 жыл бұрын

@@kg7219 yes. I hear this all the time and the worst part is that a right wing version"1984" is possible to. Like people think it was a warning against leftism according to them. But think about it. Instead of "big brother is watching you" it would be something like "God is watching you". The message is about obedience not "radical Marxism". I think a version of insoc could exist in both the left and right. I've noticed they use God to throw out criticism. I've seen people like prageru qeustion the first amendment for allowing other religions to exist in the county and by qeustioning the legimacy of the first amendment. He's also the same guy that made the infamous quote of "if you value your life, obey". Let that sink in.

@chris-bacon205

2 жыл бұрын

@@kg7219 also that point.🤣🤣 these middle aged fool complain about there free speech being taken away while USING free speech.

@animeotaku307

2 жыл бұрын

Poor guy must be rolling in his grave.

Love how they are happy to say "Yuletide", which is a pagan holiday.

@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl

2 ай бұрын

Those gosh darned pagans! Am I right

After winning their respective wars, Christmas and Drugs will now go to war with each other.

@helgmelia84

13 күн бұрын

Couldn’t they combine their forces instead and give us some delicious Christmas drugs?

The Catholic priest just completely no-selling the dumbshit outrage culture the Fox News interviewers were pushing on him and instead focusing on how the commertialization of Christmas is an issue is iconic.

@pczb2692

3 жыл бұрын

Some people just don't want to watch the world burn for nothing.

@llewelynshingler2173

3 жыл бұрын

I'm fairly sure Right-Wing crazies normally hate Jesuits, so this was doomed to happen. I love this guy.

@TheRoyalKnightPain19

3 жыл бұрын

They could have called him a communist.

@samuelwolch1302

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRoyalKnightPain19 nah, that would be the Mennonites and Hutterites.

@bbtdgfan890

3 жыл бұрын

I mean that same priest wrote a book on the importance of making space for LGBTQ+ people within the Catholic church and has long been an advocate for the queer community so that interview was doomed for fox from the start

you say all of this, but my friend's mom said "merry christmas" one time and they took her away

@Strivez

3 жыл бұрын

My friends mum won’t let us play bible blaster :(

@swansonjoe7121

3 жыл бұрын

This happened to my uncle one night. One too many drinks and a "merry Christmas" slipped out. I never saw him again 😔

@s.bakyhnh1756

3 жыл бұрын

Those gosh darned Communist Socialist System of Islam's ANTIFA Super Soldiers.

@alexsalamander4251

3 жыл бұрын

d...daddy?

@nategolden4087

3 жыл бұрын

Your friends mom wasn't very big money.

I mean it should be obvious but "Happy Holidays" also includes an implied "Happy New Year", so it's appropriate to say to people who you will not see from Christmas to New Years, such as your coworkers and casual acquaintances

@BeardedWoodland

5 ай бұрын

You don't see your coworkers on Christmas and New Year's? What's it like not being a hospitality slave?

"Jesus - He came for you" uh huh, he sure did. Just last night to be exact

The craziest thing is that HBomb wanted this to come out last year so badly, but he was just a week or so behind schedule, so by the time he finished it, he announced on his twitter that he was so committed to releasing the video *on Christmas* that he'd just wait a year and hope it didn't lose relevancy. And now, one year later, Christmas is in such a state of jeopardy that it almost feels like this is a break. Absolutely amazing.

@leiram8833

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say this!!

@thegreensunsetgroup2501

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious.

@malvonanaliseiv8629

3 жыл бұрын

Hbomb was behind covid, he did it so people would be free to see his video.

@anneelk9066

3 жыл бұрын

He released it normally a year ago for his patrons so honestly fuck that :v

@odfgjdkfhgdjfldvjgdofigpdg1285

3 жыл бұрын

what is this video about though?

"You're not inclusive. You're hurtful." Oh, so NOW we have to care about the feelings of a particular group? CURIOUS.

@DullEyes100

2 жыл бұрын

yea but only when it comes to made up bullshit. caring about real things is leftist Marxism however

@screamsintothevoid9968

2 жыл бұрын

Feelings are only important when they are MY feelings and not the ones of a minority

@jessehammer123

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, I think he said that as a way of getting in a little dig at people who are willing to share their emotions instead of bottling them up until they become school shooters, but yeah.

@bugdracula1662

Жыл бұрын

@@screamsintothevoid9968 UNLESS I am in a minority, which I definitely am, 100%

@Tomsm8

Жыл бұрын

if you want others to care about yours, yes.

I just noticed that Hbomberguy pronounces the "t" in Christmas. I've lived in the US basically my entire life, and at least for where I've lived, the t has always been silent. I guess British people just really can't do without their T.

@ClaudiaNW

5 ай бұрын

Hbomberguy is of course known for his high T!

@NeonKnight83

3 ай бұрын

@@ClaudiaNWoh yeah, people with high T are known to be lispy and limp-wristed

@ClaudiaNW

3 ай бұрын

@@NeonKnight83 People with high T are known to go bald by their 30s, which hbomb has done (having foreshadowed it by telling us in the Soy Boys video that he had high T). Also I wouldn't describe him as "limp wristed" or "lispy", but I suppose I should expect a certain amount of gratuitous homophobia from someone called "Thunder-Cock". (Who I doubt actually watched the video. Notably, one of the passages James Somerton stole was about how camp illustrates that gender roles are superficial, a matter of style!)

@dommiesgrl

3 ай бұрын

Ba dum tsss

As a raging militant atheist, when december starts and people wish me a Merry Christmas... I smile and wish them a Merry Christmas back. It's the right thing to do. 2000 years ago this cool hippie philosopher tried to tell people life would be better if they would just be a bit nicer to eachother and then got killed for it. Even if I don't believe this cool chap existed, the fact remains it's a nice story with a good message. The only thing that enrages me about the Christmas period is Mariah Carey's godawful Christmas song being played on the radio. every. fucking. hour. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and Happy Holidays as well.

@jollymastermind1237

5 ай бұрын

Did you mean that you don’t believe Jesus was the son of God?? Cause he was a real person that existed… I understand not believing in God or that he was the son of God, but like he still existed just like you and me are existing.

@quartzninja

5 ай бұрын

​@@jollymastermind1237You would be surprised how little evidence there actually is for the singular person described within the bible to be Jesus.

@mrflappie6553

5 ай бұрын

Exactly this. Obviously I do not believe in a son of God, since I don't believe gods exist. There were mentions by historians of people like Jesus but no proof the Jesus of the bible actually existed. But that said, I have no problems with people believing he was real and was who his followers claim he is.

@destroyer4929

5 ай бұрын

I mean Mariah Cary is eternally memed upon

@rebound1340

3 ай бұрын

Awful take all I want for Christmas for you is a FUCKING BOP I agree with the rest tho

Can we talk for a minute about how disingenuous the phrase "Judeo-Christian" is when talking about the war on Christmas? Since Jews, pretty famously, aren't the ones fighting to keep Christ in Christmas.

@jamesb.russell2942

3 жыл бұрын

Basically it's so Bill can say Christian without being Shoah'd by the company. It's a common trope but it's always been an oxymoron.

@jordanetherington1922

3 жыл бұрын

Also pretty pointedly excludes Muslims.

@leoforzeth

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Dennis Prager is Jewish, it's not about christianity though, it's about making money off oil barons

@yoissymashups9101

3 жыл бұрын

As a jewish person, every time conservatives say judeo-christian values I'm just like: "Don't... Lump me in with you."

@o5-council238

3 жыл бұрын

Oh don't worry about that. They don't actually like Jewish people

"I've lost enough IQ points that I think IQ is real" may well be the best HBG line ever.

@nihilego3634

Жыл бұрын

@@miccharacter.coomiebully6707 how so

@ekki1993

Жыл бұрын

@@miccharacter.coomiebully6707 Oh, my, you didn't get it, did you?

@MsZsc

Жыл бұрын

i don't think denying iq exists as one tool demeans nor empowers anybody. You can not care about it and still not say it doesn't exist

@tildessmoo

Жыл бұрын

@@MsZsc IQ is largely useless as a tool. About the only thing it's good for is testing your ability to take tests. It gives racist, sexist, ageist, ethnocentric, urbanist, and anti-neurodivergent results, and your score can be affected by a good 40 points by missing your morning coffee. To call IQ a tool is like calling a ¼" breaker bar a tool: under _very_ specific circumstances, it can be not only very useful, but exactly what you need; the rest of the time it's a novelty item that got sold to you as a tool. EDIT: Um... It looks like the comment I was responding to ceased to be by the time I responded? Eh, I'll leave this up in case anyone else is confused.

@kanzkat420

Жыл бұрын

@tildessmoo IQ is cool because I get to brag lol

Honestly, I respect the priest for his statement on commercialism in Christmas, then sticking to it when Fox tried to derail him. Pretty based.

I like the implication that these people genuinely believe they would have no moral compass without religion

"judeo-christian values and traditions are important" "ok, let's start saying happy hollidays so we also include hanukkah" "NO-"

@kettiar

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, as a Jew, I am vaguely annoyed at the people who demonstrate their wokeness by remembering that Chanuka exists (only because it's next to Christmas) and they're all HAPPY HOLIDAYS but don't actually pay attention to Jews' important holidays, or care about Jews struggling not to use up all their vacation days just so they can celebrate their holidays

@StardustLegend

3 жыл бұрын

@@k2ggers961 welp I didn't think we'd reach holocaust denialism 3 replies into a comment chain and yet here we are unfortunately

@Ab0x

3 жыл бұрын

@@StardustLegend went from 0 to 100 real quick

@appleslover

3 жыл бұрын

What about making it "Abrahamic values" and celebrating "eid al adha" and "Eid al ftr"? (Muslim fests)

@awest182

3 жыл бұрын

@@k2ggers961 oh boy

As a leftist and a secularist, I'm outraged that I didn't get the memo about our plans to destroy Christmas.

@LividCreature

2 жыл бұрын

I know! I also never got that retainer payment check from George Soros and my Freemason pin.

@liannsmith7317

2 жыл бұрын

I had all these secularist trash bags for the christmas crackers and I wasn’t even invited!

@LividCreature

2 жыл бұрын

@@liannsmith7317 is that a metaphor?

@lillianglove1350

2 жыл бұрын

As a gay, I am also offended that I was not told about our plans of world domination with Lil Nas X's Gay Ray!

@josephvh1

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillianglove1350 you'd know if you read this months gay agenda

You know, I just realized something. It’s a bit grim to have crosses out on Christmas, isn’t it? “Happy birthday Jesus, to celebrate here’s the instrument of your demise.” Thinking about it, my church never really had more than the usual amount of crosses for Christmas. Focus was on wreaths and candles.

@OdinsSage

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, I've never understood using a medieval torturing device as the symbol for your patron. The rock rolled away from his tomb would frankly make more sense. Or the crown of thorns, even. Though I guess using a symbol of torture does lean into the far-right kink of persecution and martyrdom.

@prefertoremainanonymous-vp2gp

4 ай бұрын

​@@OdinsSage Fun fact: I've seen some Christians use the icthus (I call it the Jesus Fish). The reason it's a fish is that the first letters of the Greek translation of the phrase "Jesus Christ, God's Son, Savior" spell out 'icthus,' which is the Greek word for fish. However, I haven't seen anyone try to replace the cross with the icthus.

I absolutely love that the entire "Attack on Christmas" panic is completely shatttered by just remembering how many Christians straight up travel to another country just to see _Chinese New Year._ It's as if people like to party and watch fireworks, no matter what it's called

My ultra conservative aunt always invites my 100-yr-old grandmother’s favorite catholic priest over for the holidays, and likes to bring this topic up. It usually backfires when she remembers he’s an ultra progressive former druggie who immediately shuts her down every time she starts badmouthing the lesbian neighbors.

@erraticonteuse

Жыл бұрын

LOL assuming this priest is at least in his 70s, most of the nuns he's known were probably lesbians.

@mattschumacher4581

Жыл бұрын

It amazes me how Catholicism is the oldest and most conservative sect of Christianity but its priest and members are generally the most progressive, especially amongst American Christians. I think part of it is that catholic priests have to go to school for a very long time and have to devote their whole life to be priest, as well as sacrifice their social and romantic lives. Because of this, they actually know what it means to be a true Christian. But this isolation is also why so many catholic priests are pedophiles, so there needs to be a balance.

@JetShanghai

Жыл бұрын

@@mattschumacher4581 Catholicism is by no means the oldest or the most conservative sect of Christianity. Orthodox Christianity has them beat on that, and don't have the whole priests being touchie problem that Catholicism does. Mandated clerical celibacy created that entire scandal.

@laurenf.7922

Жыл бұрын

@@JetShanghai isn't that a contradiction? Catholic Christians and Orthodox Christians are of the same blood and split at the same time. This paired along with the fact that the pedo issue is due to similar factors.

@JetShanghai

Жыл бұрын

@@laurenf.7922 No, because Catholicism split from Orthodoxy. If you compare the early theology of the Church with that of today, you will see that Rome departed in 1054. Only one of those two groups could be the original, undivided Church. We Orthodox have married priests and our sexual abuse is virtually unheard of. So those criticisms do not apply to Orthodoxy.

Ngl, the priest is a chad for concerning about their religion being used as marketing instead of not enough christian

@synthetic240

3 жыл бұрын

And the Fox presenters are like deer in the headlights, like they clearly didn't expect him to say any of that, so they stick to the script and say "That's a good point! Anyway, here's a list of companies that don't include enough Christian symbology enough in their advertising."

@seanwarren9357

3 жыл бұрын

The irony is the entire Christ story is an analog of stolen ancient astrological findings. That is why the rebirth myth is pervasive to many religions. Christianity basically rebranded paganism and codified capitalism with religious dogma. LOL Oh how the tables have turned.

@sluttyMapleSyrup

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanwarren9357 And yet the Bible itself -- and their messiah in general -- is pretty anti-capitalist, definitely anti-aristocracy 😆

@seanwarren9357

3 жыл бұрын

@@sluttyMapleSyrup Outwardly only, I would argue. That said, the money changers were not representative of jesus' feelings on capitalism in general, but rather usury and what it has become, the stock markets and financialization (speculative trading and the profiteering of it while contributing nothing to the actual markets). That's not to say he was real or anything, but the ideas put forth by the author's and editors and their analogous protagonists that serve to codify and enter their approved values into social constructs, surely warned at the risk of such economic mechanisms. That said, it was an archaic time and if they really anticipated where we are to day, it must have only been roughly envisioned as an analog to the Pharos, much in the way that our modern billionaires are the counterpart to entities and powerful organizations such as they had at the time... As for aristocracy, what is the structural design of churches and the holy Trinity itself if not an architectural prototype of a monastic subversive counter to monarchist structures that dominated the social paradigm if the social organizations that formed post agricultural revolution?

@sluttyMapleSyrup

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanwarren9357 I mean, I doubt they had a word for "capitalism" at the time, but his general philosophy of, "You cannot find enlightenment while burdened down by material possessions and money" is pretty antithetical to capitalism and consumerism. Using the lens of their time as best I can, they'd probably view corporations and the like as hidden dukes/barons; they control large amounts of people, have a sizeable amount of "land" (just oriented vertically or scattered across the planet in tiny boxes), are a primary source of income and facilitation of modern life, and exist within other "kingdoms" (nations)... Last paragraph: I think I'm following what you're saying, but there are too many technical terms back-to-back-to-back to where I can't even formulate a response because you've just overloaded my brain with sociological jargon 😆

All I can think about this year is that somewhere in Harry's home is a pile of 'Naughty Elves' he bought for one shot.

@grumblyarcher

5 ай бұрын

Excuse me, three shots

I'm always deeply amused that Fox chose Father Martin as their guest. They obviously don't do any research or they would have known he wouldn't parrot their talking points

Everyone’s got plenty of time for one Pathologic and half a RWBY before we get started Edit: He really wasn’t lying all those years ago when he talked about his testosterone, we’re about two videos away from him looking like Kratos

@harveyholmes9533

3 жыл бұрын

Also first and if anyone else claims it they’re on the naughty list

@darien9487

3 жыл бұрын

@@harveyholmes9533 no u

@harveyholmes9533

3 жыл бұрын

@@darien9487 can’t argue with that

@sabotabo7476

3 жыл бұрын

I think I’ll watch new vegas again

@theinfantmetroid

3 жыл бұрын

Already watched the Pathologic one today and I'll DO IT AGAIN

"As a white Christian I find the term "Christmas Cracker" quite insulting." Paul Joseph Watson 2024

@AliceLoverdrive

3 жыл бұрын

Christmas Crack, though, sounds quite fine.

@knightogourd

3 жыл бұрын

@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 not at all, lol

@factsandlogic.8762

3 жыл бұрын

@@AliceLoverdrive back to the pagan roots of saturnalia we go, this time with _crack :)_

@d.o.m.i.

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@thepolarphantasm2319

17 күн бұрын

Hi I'm from 2024 and the only reason no one's mentioned him being that big of a punchline is because he's completely irrelevant now

They're just hiding the real truth. Tommy invented Christmas, but for a different universe, and didnt realise Christmas had been illegally sold to our universe on a Religion Sample Pack CD.

@meep_cubed170

4 ай бұрын

This made me laugh out loud in front of my family and now they think I’ve lost my mind

@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl

4 ай бұрын

A shit, it turns out Joey invented it. we've been lied to this whole time.

@lilyofthatvelley

Ай бұрын

​​@@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl it always is Joey! Tommy's mother is proud of tom- Joey

By getting mad at "Happy Holidays," saying it isn't including Christmas, they are basically stating they don't think Christmas is a "holy day."

Honestly, all of this "War on Christmas" shit would make a great Christmas movie about a Conservative discovering the true meaning of Christmas.

@samt3412

5 ай бұрын

Call up Hallmark with this idea

@oreohunter7798

5 ай бұрын

That’s the Grinch

@matthewwilton7778

5 ай бұрын

Lmao nice

@ichbinben.

5 ай бұрын

@@oreohunter7798 They could call the movie "The Cringe"

@aa-tx7th

5 ай бұрын

hopefully they would discover the joy of su!cide instead 🤣

"remember when they made us stop saying the n-word" is probably not the good argument you think it is, Alex

@k.morningstar7983

3 жыл бұрын

"first they came for the n-word...." 0.o "...of course, *I* don't say the n-word."

@christopherseton-smith7404

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.morningstar7983 .........any more......?

@nihilego3634

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherseton-smith7404 No, in public.

@davidwuhrer6704

3 жыл бұрын

It is for his audience. There seem to be surprisingly many people who still think it is about censorship and about not being allowed to call a spade a spade. They also complain about how minorities get to use slurs, but they don't because they are being oppressed.

@basedandchristpilled

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidwuhrer6704 it has nothing to do with oppression for us but rather that we believe words shouldn’t be excluded from the dictionary for emotions sake

Real talk, the only reason I don't like hearing people say "Merry Christmas" is because I live in an area FULL of right-wingers that believe this kind of thing to a scary degree. And it makes me afraid some of them would actually try to attack me, most likely verbally but possibly physically, if I say "Happy Holidays" instead.

as an athiest whenever everyone says merry christmas i turn green and my heart shrinks and i steal lots of presents and i put it in a big sack and then my dog drives me away in a flying sleigh

"Jesus: He Came for you" has to be the most unintentionally hilarious slogans I've seen.

@nelsonth

3 жыл бұрын

Hot potent god nut

@VHarlequinxQueenV

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he sounds like a dude who jizzes his pants since I didn't do shit lol

@IrvingIV

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently christ just means "anointed one," and Jesus is an approximation of the name Joshua. Oily Josh, he came for you.

@NyJoanzy

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus: he came for you. All over your back.

@Kurvaux

3 жыл бұрын

To me that sounds like Jesus is a hit man who tracked you down

"I've lost enough IQ points to think IQ is real" Masterpiece

@Sonichero151

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't bode well for me that I didn't learn how IQ was debunked as a form of measuring intelligence until this video that I only found like a month ago

@wordart_guian

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sonichero151 I get that american racists have effed up the notion of IQ in the people's mind with those dumb maps (the maps should be monochromatic because iq is based on the distribution of results in a given culture, language, social group AND age group so you can't compare groups) but IQ is still a very useful tool for finding outliers and accomodating them (the gifted and intellectually disabled) in the school system (which is what IQ is for in the first place). And we still haven't found a better way to find them Basically IQ for individuals isn't debunked (because it's the best tool we have to find outliers now), IQ for groups (the one racists use) is obviously debunked because it relied on using the tests completely wrong

@boazshalit1579

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sonichero151 ye me too apparantly

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

@@boazshalit1579 After literally 10 Years, we still have this 'Boob Groping as s-ual Entertainment' from and for Idiots on KZread... man, cant no one report or flag that stuff?

@crayolian

2 жыл бұрын

I was arguing with a jabroni on Facebook and he had the audacity to say " I don't debate with anyone with an iq under 200". My butthole almost prolapsed from the shock.

As well as White Christmas being written for a movie literally called Holiday Inn, it was written for Berlin’s son who passed away on Christmas Day. The fact that it is called White Christmas makes perfect since when you put those two things together, that it was written for a movie set partially during Christmas and to mourn his son who died on Christmas Day. Truly mind boggling things happening over at PragerU.

I’ve actually kinda recognised the opposite problem. Stores near me (aside from a few places like home goods) have a very slim selection of Hanukkah or even just non secular wrapping paper. And I live in a relatively progressive area. Obviously the war on Christmas isn’t so much of a war if every store I go to has piles upon piles of Christmas merchandise and maybe 1 Hanukkah item

"Ribbed for her pleasure coffee machine" Like conservatives would care about her pleasure in any sense

@bentaylor809

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@thepassingstatic6268

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously...

@twat3789

2 жыл бұрын

I thought all the conservatives smashed their coffee machines after “the incident”

@jesselindsey9760

Жыл бұрын

"What do you mean, you don't want to be a baby factory? Oh shit oh fuck; TEXAS, GO HUNT DOWN THEIR ASSES"

@ClanWiE

Жыл бұрын

They DO care... but in the other way. Women taking pleasure from sex is sinful or something.

"The communist Socialist System of Islam" is the most wrong and nonsensical sentence i ever heard, and i LOVE it! Edit: Happy Hollydays you Soyboys! I hope y'all survived 2020's hangover

@alfalafelstine1536

3 жыл бұрын

Jihad on Christmas.

@0g0mogosepikworld31

3 жыл бұрын

I have nothing witty to say about this. It is just beautiful

@skeetsmcgrew3282

3 жыл бұрын

Do you think they believe "Muslim" is just another word for "people I hate?"

@AnimatedTerror

3 жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 it’s a blanket term used for anything from the Middle East area of planet earth. Doesn’t matter if that’s where they are from or even what they believe. It’s just “MUSLIM” because we need a scapegoat to help us ignore the underlying fact that most of America is about to implode on itself if actually work to fix it doesn’t start soon.

@DIGITALGH05T

3 жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 i mean communism is just a word for "thing i dont like" in america. this one lady held a sign that said "integration is communism!" when segregation was around lmao

One time someone told me merry Christmas and without thinking, I said merry Christmas back. We’re both in the gulag now, but he’s my jailhouse lover and gets people to give us cigarettes for a round with my bum, so it’s going well.

@OdinsSage

5 ай бұрын

I hope you two are very happy with each other >v

12:57 “Oh no, my crosses are burning” went over my head for almost three full years somehow

"I've lost enough IQ points that I think IQ is real" I missed measured responses in my life.

@asrieldreemurr1988

3 жыл бұрын

So did i

@asrieldreemurr1988

3 жыл бұрын

@Mario mario I think he means it as a valid form of measuring intelligence

@asrieldreemurr1988

3 жыл бұрын

@Mario mario idk how he thinks

@supergoodadvice853

3 жыл бұрын

@Mario mario Because people should be measured by monitored test results, and not their actions.

@nicestpancake

3 жыл бұрын

@@supergoodadvice853 exactly. If some computer that measures "correct" and "incorrect" can tell me anything, it should definitely be my intelligence and not at all how good I am at reasoning as to why google is pulled up beside me, amiright or am I right?

I love how conservatives whine about how during pride everyone "panders to the gays" then cry that an ad doesn't have enough Christian iconography in it.

@guldmattbb473

5 ай бұрын

Something something “rules for thee but not for me”

@hindigente

5 ай бұрын

That's a weird thing to love.

@corbeaudejugement

5 ай бұрын

​@@hindigenteirony is a very common thing to love; it's the backbone of modern internet humor

@hindigente

5 ай бұрын

I know, I know, @@corbeaudejugement. I was just being cheeky because I find this "I love " phrasing itself sort of weird (not good, nor bad, just weird).

@hindigente

5 ай бұрын

But as someone who doesn't always get irony, thanks for the heads up anyway,@@corbeaudejugement.

I live in Uruguay. A lot of people here call Christmas "Family Day". We've successfully taken the Christ out of Christmas

Republicans get their balls in a twist about "the war on christmas" and act like Christianity is being wiped out as if Christmas has had anything to do with religion in that past 30 years. where were these people when Christmas started to get extremely commercialized?

@OdinsSage

5 ай бұрын

They were the ones commercializing it.

Paul Watson saying "I'm offended at the fact." needs to be a meme. He's offended. At _the fact._

@thisdudegotreal

3 жыл бұрын

Lit

@dynamicworlds1

3 жыл бұрын

Someone with the appropriate skills please make this and spread it. This hits at the core of their projecting how offended they are onto progressives. It needs to be everywhere.

@Cuzican8071

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot the video I just watched and thought you were referring to Paul Watson the Whale Wars Sea Shepherd guy for a second

@tutumazibuko2510

3 жыл бұрын

I guess he realized that it didn't care about his feelings lmao

@EidolonSpecus

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cuzican8071 Nah, it's PJW.

Two Hbomberguy videos in a week? What is this, Christm- wait a minute

@thezachman1

3 жыл бұрын

oh god, WE'RE CRACKING THE CODE

@equasimilione6493

3 жыл бұрын

*X-Files theme intensifies*

@alexscriabin

3 жыл бұрын

"What is this, my birthday? … did I just imply I'm Christ-"

@Leftistattheparty

3 жыл бұрын

I think we mean Holida-

@PittsburghSonido

3 жыл бұрын

Can we still the “ribbed-for-her-pleasure coffee machines?” You said it was Christmas.

yesterday i ate a red white and blue cookie that said patriotic cookies instead of 4th of july cookies and i promptly shat on the floor of the walmart i bought it in

@Narokkurai

7 ай бұрын

What's more, the Wal-Mart was in Canada.

i'm an american muslim who celebrates christmas in the secular, festive "give gifts, eat food" kind of way. try being anything but a christian in this country and then tell me how "under attack" christanity is. my parents raised us muslim and yet my sister and i know more about christianity and christian mythology because literally 70% of this country is christian and you tend to pick it up in everyday life. christianity, christmas, etc. is going absolutely nowhere. and that's actually an oddly comforting thing after this horrible year. happy holidays, everyone.

@TehMomo_

3 жыл бұрын

word.

@matthewlister3755

3 жыл бұрын

The biggest tip I ever got back when I busked in Boston was from a woman wearing a hijab. It was around the holidays so I was only playing Christmas tunes. Who gives a busker $20? I talked to my Muslim aunt about it and she was not in the least bit surprised. She's from Pakistan and both her and her family love Christmas despite being observant Muslims. I was raised Catholic but I'm not a particularly religious adult and I love it, too, so it makes sense. It's just a fun thing to do, and what's wrong with that? If it means something to your religion fine, celebrate it the way you want, no one's saying you can't, but don't take a dump on the rest of us who want to enjoy it, too, and celebrate it the way we want to.

@Molly-vn2hf

3 жыл бұрын

EEeeEeEEvvvViIiLlL

@sixstringedthing

3 жыл бұрын

Massive respect for recognising that sometimes we all need to return to the status quo, even if the "normal" state of things doesn't necessarily align with your beliefs. Sometimes all we need is a half-decent reason to not be shitty towards each other, and personally I don't really care if it's called "Christmas" or "Ramadan" or "Hannukah" or whatever. Happy holidays! 😉

@MarkoArillius

3 жыл бұрын

Christmas is a pagan holiday that the church adopted to make Christian cause they couldn't convince people to pray for Jesus.

"Jews believe in the Bible" politely begging your entire pardon, dennis?

@KatKaleen

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda, sorta, partially... since Christianity is an offspring of Judaism, it overlaps when it comes to the Old Testament. And since Islam is also an abrahamitic religion, Jesus is - what was it, I forgot, a prophet or a saint? - EDIT: If you have a dark sense of humor, it's almost funny that members of the basically same religion kept and still keep killing each other over slight alterations to their doctrine.

@mootroidXproductions

3 жыл бұрын

would like to clarify that we don't read the "bible" but the torah christians basically don't care much about the torah, ideologically speaking, except for the homophobic parts, so the cultural overlap is pretty much nil i do find i relate to muslims way more than christians though

@tartoflan

3 жыл бұрын

@Jason Weaver Let's not start yet another crusade, please. I'm all out of Jerusalems to "retake"

@KatKaleen

3 жыл бұрын

@@mootroidXproductions That's a fair point. I was raised roman-catholic, but by now I'm an agnostic theist. Can't say I cared much about how God is described in the Old Testament. He was mean and vengeful. This might very well be tinkering on the part of the people who put the Bible together.

@JediMB

3 жыл бұрын

@Jason Weaver I would think that his teachings would be more of a cornerstone of the faith than the circumstances of his birth, from a practical standpoint. Which would be the same regardless of if he were divine or a prophet. But then again, the people who scream most loudly about Jesus don't tend to think very highly of his actual teachings...

I work retail. Whenever someone tells me "Merry Christmas" I respond with "Happy holidays" since I celebrate Yule.

One of the most played old timey Christmas songs is literally "Happy Holidays" sung by Bing Freaking Crosby, from back when America was apparently great. We've said it since I was born over 50 years ago. Probably because, fun fact, Christmas and New Year's day are a week apart every year, and it's quicker than saying "Have a Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" every time.

As a Christian the only thing ruining Christmas is capitalism

@muffinfighter3680

3 жыл бұрын

based 👍🏿

@nihilego3634

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not Christian but I think that this post is right.

@grahamdrews9290

3 жыл бұрын

Damn straight

@jk4351

3 жыл бұрын

I would add sentimentality and superficiality to the list.People get caught up in decoration, food, the a e s t h e t i c... Just say you're celebrating Yule, or whatever pagan tradition all of the above originated from.

@leebennett1821

3 жыл бұрын

I am Atheist and I hate the Commerciality that has crept into Christmas when these People mention the war on Christmas do they mean the we should get Back to the real meaning of Christmas Celebration of the Birth of Christ let's face it the Christian why don't People Propose that and see how how Much PragueU is onboard with that

Getting my friend to watch the hbomberguy political videos so he'll respect hbomberguy enough as an authority source so I can moffatpill him with the Sherlock video

@hbomberguy

3 жыл бұрын

this is the opposite of how it usually goes

@henryam503

3 жыл бұрын

@@hbomberguy I have a lot of people in my life who hold leftist political views but also think Sherlock is great and moffat is an all time great show runner

@flansolo94

3 жыл бұрын

​@@henryam503 this is actually how it went for me lmoa I used to love Sherlock and had since lost interest in it but still thought it was good. and then i found hbomb from his political videos and /then/ watched the sherlock video. and yeah.

@xmlthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryam503 you are based

@aishwariyaroy1636

3 жыл бұрын

@@hbomberguy oh my god he knows

Guys, I'm commenting this from the year 2345. Take this war on Christmas seriously. In the year 2269 they made it mandatory for us to say "Have a Black Lives Matter Pansexual Holiday that spits on the lord". This is serious!

The Funko Pop being voiced by Civvie 11 gave me whiplash.

@politepanda

4 ай бұрын

how come no one is even talking about this

>"By using 'holidays' instead of 'Christmas,' YOU ARE EXCLUDING CHRISTIANS" >"Holidays" also includes Christmas

@vetreas366

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah but please explain to me "including" something into a bigger whole is in any way, shape or form "inclusive" Ha! Checkmate! Wait...

@Justin-ib2iz

3 жыл бұрын

You're excluding christians who want to be addressed exclusively, is the gist of it i think

@arbit4468

3 жыл бұрын

But but... when MY holiday doesn't get top billing, I don't feel special!

@Auron710

3 жыл бұрын

​@@arbit4468 all lives matter / black lives matter same logic?

@notarxw

3 жыл бұрын

@@Auron710 I don’t really think Christmas is getting beat upon more than other holidays, unlike black people

I don't get why the Christ fandom keeps co-opting Judaism into their arguments in December when they spend the rest of the year blaming us for everything wrong with the world. Oy gevalt.

@HeadsFullOfEyeballs

3 жыл бұрын

It lets conservative Christians exclude Islam (and shit on Middle Eastern people without being overtly racist) by pretending they're somehow protecting Jews from Muslims. Same reason they go on about Muslim antisemitism while ignoring it in their own ranks.

@JESUSWASAJUGGALO

3 жыл бұрын

@@HeadsFullOfEyeballs Just like how a lot of them use purely geopolitical strategic support of Israel to act as though they're the saviors of jewish people, incapable of ever being antisemitic

@0Fyrebrand0

3 жыл бұрын

It's to get more people on their "team" when it's time to vote. There was a time when Catholics, Protestants, Baptists, etc., were considered basically different religions, and one would not want to vote for a candidate who didn't share the same faith. So they made up this umbrella term "Christian," so it feels like they're all in it together, so they get more consolidated numbers. Throw "Judeo" in there, and you have an even bigger meaningless word to manipulate people with.

@pauldecker4630

3 жыл бұрын

Because (at least in America; a country founded by people so religious Europe in the 17th century couldn't stand them) There are Christian sects who want Israel to destroy Palestine because it would bring about the end of the world and they would go to heaven faster.

@biouyb5828

3 жыл бұрын

@@pauldecker4630 I would add that the fundamentalist Neo-con christians have the belief that Jesus is going to destroy the Jews who don't acknowledge him when he returns.

“The thing about Goliaths is they always wanna be David” - Jon Bois

I can never get over “the far left, who we all know run Tesco” Just imagining Marx and Engels managing a Tesco in Sunderland

@Argusthecat

2 ай бұрын

I would watch this movie.

@Herzfeld10

Ай бұрын

Well to be fair, Engels did manage a factory ☝️🤓

@cly_

Ай бұрын

​@@Herzfeld10that's not the joke. The joke is imagining Marx and Engles specifically running a Tesco, a British supermarket chain

Angrily shouting "MERRY CHRISTMAS" at passers by while completely ignoring all the love and compassion the holiday's supposed to represent is about as 'merican as one can get.

@abadenoughdude300

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah for some reason the modern right concluded freedom means "be a rude twat to everyone".

@tubbstubbs.5311

3 жыл бұрын

it's like they don't know what "merry" means.

@devononair

3 жыл бұрын

HAPPY ANGRYMAS!

@ghaizann8960

3 жыл бұрын

@@devononair MERRY PISSEDMAS

@devononair

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghaizann8960 haha

I’m sorry but seeing Alex Jones screaming “Merry Christmas” at the top of his lungs while concerned passerbys just slowly shuffle away from him is definitely a highlight of my 2020.

@illbill5904

3 жыл бұрын

The highlight of my 2020 was seeing Hbomber transform into Caddicarus from 2016 No one is going to get that refrence.

@dramatictrauma331

3 жыл бұрын

@@illbill5904 Well I’m fairness most youtube game reviewers from 2012-2016 were really big on beards haha.

@ayemessdee

3 жыл бұрын

Old Man Yells at Tree 🗣️

@TopLob

3 жыл бұрын

Americans be like: "This really brings me into the spirit of the season... meth addicts screaming about Jesus..."

@missmorbid1439

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing that would have made it better is if some oblivious stranger just walked by and was like "Happy Holidays to you too!"

This video is how I learned that christmas crackers aren’t like, Christmas themed saltines or whatever

I can’t believe fox and friends got a JESUIT priest on and thought he would agree with them

@Narokkurai

7 ай бұрын

I'm fully convinced that the main reason why conspiracy theorists blame Jesuits for so many things is because Jesuits are one of the few major denominations of Christianity to denounce extremism and embrace science and academia. Extremists need to smear Jesuits wherever they can, because their moderation makes extremism look bad!

Gotta love those well-known secular Muslims. Famously secular group, those Muslims

@oneevidence5153

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats why my country is called the ISLAMIC republic of Pakistan. Truly a secular state as all Islamic Nations in the world are known to be.

@bigmanshad

2 жыл бұрын

With their Muslim stores

@qwertydog9795

2 жыл бұрын

the argument that Muslims are trying to destroy family values seems so silly because traditional Muslims, like Christians, often have very strong family values

@pm6127

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertydog9795 yeah..if these guys hadn't been racist, religious muslims would've been one of their core audiences

@kewlkidsklub4207

2 жыл бұрын

You know us muslims, truly the pinnacle of communist, facist, socialist, secular, leftists. How do u people keep on finding us out ;c I guess we should just go back to our communist countries. But like fr tho Alex Jones screaming random incoherent buzz words to trick people is the funniest thing ever