We just going to gloss over “Nazi Pirates”? Paints a great mental image.

@paddyret7968

4 жыл бұрын

More like Privateers but same concept

@boogiespadina8375

4 жыл бұрын

@Adolf Hitler Uncle Dolf, I am sorry it went south :(

@Jrandlehasnohandles

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Adolf I’m hear to buy the bunker you put on the market. I checked it out and I noticed a similar color scheme. I don’t like the excessive use of red and white but I do like your collection of prop heads.

@Jrandlehasnohandles

4 жыл бұрын

I heard the showers need renovation

@Jrandlehasnohandles

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Adolf for giving me the credentials, I want to congratulate you on converting your arm bands into make shift head bands it’s been a real life saver.

Don't you just hate it when you forget you're a God?

@Tinskap

4 жыл бұрын

It's the worst

@scottishemu159

3 жыл бұрын

@Adolf Hitler oh god no

Lol! As a Nauruan, I thoroughly appreciated the satirical take on our history. Good content!

@HistoryHouseProductions

3 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome! I’m glad you like it!

@elkanacapelle5701

3 жыл бұрын

Bro

@denkedeligekanal9059

3 жыл бұрын

do you speak nauruan?

@jorgeh.r9879

3 жыл бұрын

Are you really nauruan?

@denkedeligekanal9059

3 жыл бұрын

@@jorgeh.r9879 i am not, but o would really want to ask a nauruan some questions as im interested in yor country.

KZread: WHAT KINDA HISTORY IS THIS?!? I CAN’T DEMONETIZE THIS!! History House Productions: Bazinga, no Hitler or Swastikas here.

@kiambo1601

4 жыл бұрын

@Adolf Hitler *no*

If you look at pictures of the island's interior there is just desolate stacks of coral, somewhat reminiscent of a grave yard. Very sad story of human greed, at the islands peak the citizens were one of the richest nations on earth per capita, on an island with no running water many owned swimming pools, now they are one of the poorest nations and rising sea levels will render the island uninhabitable.

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

It is really too bad. The fact that so much of the island is uninhabitable is just crazy to me.

@elmashable9722

4 жыл бұрын

Corruption, Oh Corruption...

@CoffeeSuccubus

4 жыл бұрын

I never seen a Yuan Shikai supporter before. Hello!

@Lyle-xc9pg

4 жыл бұрын

The island isnt a foot above sea level, its a relatively high and hilly island. it wont go anywhere you simp

@Amelia_-qy9nz

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoffeeSuccubus to be honest, he really didn't do anything bad, he is a good general and a pragmatic leader, it's just that he's to power hungry.

This is hilarious because I watched Geography Now's video on Nauru yesterday.

@abthedragon4921

4 жыл бұрын

@Egg T What are you talking about?

@abthedragon4921

4 жыл бұрын

@Egg T yes?

@snifferfiffer2773

3 жыл бұрын

This is not funny

“Almost a gun per person” America: Those are rookie numbers!

@tiki_trash

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe America was crying in the video because it was just too beautiful.

Middle East: makes millions out of oil... Nauru: *makes millions out of bird poop!* Every one else: Steals Nauru’s poop. Nauru: Bruuhhhh.... Unfair.....

@navilluscire2567

4 жыл бұрын

Oil = dead dinosaurs...and other stuff turned into a thick black sludge.

@anjusanal

4 жыл бұрын

@@navilluscire2567 but atleast it's dinosaurs!

@silversurfs

4 жыл бұрын

America*: makes millions from oil

@catmagedsproductions1998

4 жыл бұрын

America: *steals oil* Middle east:Bruuhhhh.... Unfair....

@ronjayrose9706

4 жыл бұрын

Oversimplified:Dude................Uncool

This is a rags to riches to rags story.

I died at the Taiwan is part of China scene

@Amelia_-qy9nz

4 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel Petkov where

@Hortifox_the_gardener

4 жыл бұрын

F for you then

@alexanderchristopher6237

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Petkov well, now that China has money, they can play Australia’s and America’s game in buying off smaller island countries in the Pacific region for UN support.

@CrafterboeyMiner

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderchristopher6237 you know their economy is tanking atm right?

@yukikaze-117

4 жыл бұрын

The dress was blue

5:21 Murica seeing the almost non existent murder rate in Switzerland

@olbradley

4 жыл бұрын

That's not because they have less guns...

@ThrE3-GeS

4 жыл бұрын

henrey no, it's because they have no guns at all. Im from switzerland by the way.

@Tom_Cruise_Missile

4 жыл бұрын

Britons realizing London's violent crime rate has surpassed NYC'S.

@maxstone2380

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tom_Cruise_Missile LOL

@CrafterboeyMiner

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThrE3-GeS that's not how it works. You've heard of getting guns illegally and how most guns are gotten illegally when it's linked to crime right? And this is just setting aside the fact there is a huge difference of culture in Switzerland.

Nazi pirates ? Sounds like fun

@georgewilson7432

4 жыл бұрын

A match made in Hell.

@Artur_M.

4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the 'Are we the baddies?' sketch.

@sicariusvast9555

4 жыл бұрын

@@Artur_M. Are we the pirates ?

@ioaneqarmazanashvili2339

4 жыл бұрын

How can I become one?

@keineangabe1804

3 жыл бұрын

Jarrr!

Damn. That is the exact fate that happened to their hotel in Susupe, Saipan called the Nauru Building. After the phosphate depleted, they couldn’t pay for the building anymore (just like their other ones). That hotel shut down and is now the Marianas Business Plaza.

Why am I just seeing this? Yeah alot of the stuff you mentioned was was true, and as Nauruan myself I can say this was pretty accurate. We had little choice in regards to our actions in the international community. We had so little money that the dead in our morgues were starting to rot because we couldn't afford to buy diesel to keep our utilities going with power. And more people who were ill were stacking up in the hopsital. Our elders who endured the horrors WW2 said it was better when they were exiled to the other island as slaves, because at least they had something to eat. Nauru is now but a shadow of its former self, and may never recover fully. But despite the absnece of wealth and the growing challanges we face, the Nauruan people remain. All we can do is to keep going and hope for the best. Best wishes to you and your channel.

@HistoryHouseProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for watching! My best wishes to Nauru!

The one dislike is a enemy of the greatest Nauru state

@stevenmiller3934

3 жыл бұрын

Sealand rivals nauru

As a nauruan I totally aprove this video

@GabrielUngacta

2 жыл бұрын

Just curious about the gun thing, are airsoft bb and pellet guns banned to?

poor Nauruans : (

Petition to call the population of Nauru ‘Narutos’

@HistoryHouseProductions

3 жыл бұрын

I’d sign it

@christophermichael.w.7577

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to make the official national greeting "Hiya fatso!"

I thought they were going to say," TAIWAN IS PART OF US" and "THE INVASION OF GEORGIA WAS BRITAINS FAULT" because they wanted revenge for colonizing them i guess

@alexanderchristopher6237

4 жыл бұрын

Outcast Panda Nah, it’s about the money. That’s one of the reasons why they agreed to host the detention camp for Australia there. The small island nations of the South Pacific often relies on other countries, especially richer countries like Australia or the US, for aid because they don’t have much of a sustainable economy there. Tourism sometimes isn’t enough. So they trade their UN memberships and diplomatic support for money. Many such countries are often knee-deep debating Asia-Pacific issues in the UN. The most famous is probably calling Taiwan as China and support for an independent West Papua. Though tiny, they still have equal votes in the UN as other countries save for the veto powers of the 5 permanent members.

@denkedeligekanal9059

3 жыл бұрын

part of us or part of united states?

*RESPECT THE DRIP GUSTAV*

@ryan-ln2hx

4 жыл бұрын

Oh ok

“Put him in a raft and pushed him out to sea.” My brain…. Naru and Beach Combers: “We’re not your buddy, friend!” Jones as he sails away: “I’m not your friend, guy!” Naru and Beach Coners: “We’re not your guy, Buddy!”

Nauru went from one of the richest nations from selling bird poop to Australia’s prison island, and now into 2020 they are now Australia’s quarantine island.

There is a Nauru Tower on Ala Moana boulevard in town. A good investment? There were other phosphate islands, and the commissioners were obligated to invest and help islanders when the phosphate was gone. I think there is more to this story and other similar ones. Sir Arthur Grimble's A Pattern of Islands tells the story of his post on Tarawa, 1914-30 as a British Colonial officer. He left for the Carribbean in 1931

"Wow europeans are so brutal" *Japanese* "Allows us to introduce ourselves."

"The dress was blue" just when i thought you couldnt get more based

RESPECT THE DRIP GUSTAV! My favourite line from the video. Awesome writing bro.

@HistoryHouseProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

The jaystation joke had me sold😂

Wow, the island of Nauru is just getting better and better!

When you realize you got a response from the creator and and get happy And don't feel depressed that the comment dead

I love you videos and thank you for putting the sponsor at the end :D

Amazing video,it's nice to see you rise to here. Hope I,loyal s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶ subscriber of you,am not forgotten. You still deserve more.

2:55 Perfect depiction of what native populations felt when seeing a huge strange ship coming for them.

Another well-made video. Thanks!

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

There’s no sorts of intelligent life anywhere shows J station

@botondmatrai1366

3 жыл бұрын

I straight up rolled on the floor laughing till i couldnt breathe at that part, and im only 1:10 in? What else could be here?

Great video! I love your channel

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Glad you’re back. Keep up the great work

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Will do!

OMG FINALLY!!! I thought you died. I'm so glad your still making PREMIUM content. DID STALIN LET YOU GO FOR QUALITY CONTENT!

@hiimryan2388

4 жыл бұрын

YES COMRADES! Stalin LET HIM GO IN EXCHANGE FOR CAPITALIST INTELL

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

It took a month because I was walking back from Siberia.

@abdokorib8898

4 жыл бұрын

@@HistoryHouseProductions Damn stalin and those gulags....

@hiimryan2388

4 жыл бұрын

Yay a heart

What a weird history of this island. I never heard of it. Nice job

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

I like this channel sooo much

Nauru became rich by selling poop. I have been trying to fossilize my poop for 37 years, soon I will be rich and I will be the one laughing! no mom i don´t need a job i am working on opening a poop store

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

It's a fool-proof scheme!

@xxxxxx5868

4 жыл бұрын

Oh oh poopy

Man, this is so similar to Sam O'Nella Academy...

Congrats on getting monetized

How about history of germany? I know there is many but your content makes it so funny.

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Germany may appear sometime! XD

@abdokorib8898

4 жыл бұрын

@@HistoryHouseProductions Please yes. *Kaiserreich intensifies*

damn Gustav, respect the goddamn drip.

good job keep up good work

@HistoryHouseProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Damn your channel has grown so much

Really funny video 😂😂😂 thanks for making my day better

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Thank YOU! I’m glad you enjoy it!

Omg that jay station reference

@budakbaongsiah

4 жыл бұрын

CALLING THE NAURUANS ON 3AM (THEY STINKS!)

My world history teacher for university did a lecture on the guano mines on islands in the pacific. He started class by saying “ today we are going to talk about bird shit and indentured servitude. One of those is a lot funnier so I’ll try and focus on it first. So bird shit was worth more then gold........”

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Haha! That's an interesting way to start a lecture.

Dude amazing vid. 10/nauru's economy

Finaly a new video! And now how many months will take for the next one😅

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Probably less time now that I’m stuck in my house because of Coronavirus...

@riperroxd7664

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah...but because Im a curious person Im going to ask you from curiositi where ate you from?

Those birds in naru island would have been safe if they were sponsored by world of warships

Great channel

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

On your Warsaw Uprising video what is the name of the music you play at 5:17

Nauru when undiscovered: Well i bet that the future looks good to us. Nauru in the future:I JUST GOT DRUNK AND KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE.

Good vid👍

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

2:16 an airliner b-17 would be the coolest shit ever

I love all of ur vids and I would love to see South America history vids like the triple alliance war

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

That’s on the list!

@wolfeasmr9505

4 жыл бұрын

History House Productions thank you dude

I learned something new today

I love the intro

I have 17 friends sub to you at my school someone sharednthis chanel to me and i really like it I wosh you could upload video every 2 days or something but it will be a hard work and im a big fan and. Keep doing vid i love it its funny.

@poopycock5606

4 жыл бұрын

Im from onother country

Lol that last bit was cold lol

Could you make a Video about the Country Georgia? It has a pretty interesting history:)

nice i missed your videos

i fucking love this channel for all of the I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE moments

@HistoryHouseProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! I’m glad you like it!

you so under rated

Im living there when Coronavirus spreads more in my country

beautifully drawn spider

This is pretty interesting

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

I thought so too! Glad you liked it!

Always has been one of my favourite / most interesting countries. But their 20th century history is just really sad

That transition to world of warships though

5:21 ... This is priceless.

Great Britain when they took over Nauru: So we back in the mine

Wow I heard about that camp I didn’t know it was Nauru

Why's the name of the song you played during the sponsorship? Sounds like a real banger

Historically it is beleived that Nauruans are descendents of Micronesians and Polynesians that settled and mixed on the island. Thus why there genetics and language are a mystery.

8:56 - You made the right choice!

Why don't they just pour sand and dirt and stuff over the old mines to make the land habitable again?

@ottoiofgreece7585

4 жыл бұрын

@Bluenevolent Perhaps they could get a loan?

Congratulations, you have roughly 45k subscribers. Next video you'll have like 80k.

So, I was waiting for HOI4 to start up and in the meantime watched this video, and just when they fell the music started playing

You can cross that whole country watching this video and still have a couple minutes left

11:30 That was too accurate

Glad I'm not the only one with a crippling fear of playing games with voice chat HEUEHEUEHEUE

Connor, I am waiting for the next video!!!

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

I'M WORKING ON IT

@noobmaster-no3yq

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks!!!

I wanna watch this but I’m at work :(

@sicariusvast9555

4 жыл бұрын

Quit your job then

@sicariusvast9555

4 жыл бұрын

@Twój Stary Wkurwiony 😉

Do Tuvalu next please

@CrashTwin

4 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel Petkov yes

What is your intro music? I really want to know!

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

I composed it in GarageBand

@jona4919

4 жыл бұрын

@@HistoryHouseProductions thanks!

Where did you see that the detention centre closed? It’s still operating as far as I’m aware..

You are so fun

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Haha! Thanks!

The fricken boat got me.

fuckin hilarious! definitely subbing

The beginning kind of has a Sam O’Nella vibe

Respect the drip Gustav needs to be your Instagram bio

isit justme or was the entire ad just shots of the u s s misouri ship?? at the end

Id love to see a Tonga history video someday

Fertilizer isn't the only thing phosphates can be used for

Beatyful

0:43 so relatable...

Make a Video on German Pacific Colonies (1880s - 1918)

Hey can you do a video on the east African campaign of WW1 it's a topic that is rarely discussed when talking about WW1 and if you read this thanks

@HistoryHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

It’s on my list!