Finally, after 40 years, I can now make a wise choice when going to buy my first VCR!

@MyDenney

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Toews you are a wise man for taking your time, but don’t wait to long.

@Snaperkid

4 жыл бұрын

I hear there is this new idea for home video that uses little discs. It’s like if you crammed a laserdisc down to the size of a CD. It’s a neat idea, but I don’t see it taking off.

@JohnnyThousand605

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment =D

@AstrosElectronicsLab

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and go down to your local best buy store and buy the latest blueray player :P

@ralanham76

4 жыл бұрын

Going rewatch my beta home videos and knight Rider on laser disk....

"no effort November" - it's 17 minutes long - super informative - and still full of jokes as usual - hmmm

@LaFaJe

4 жыл бұрын

It was probably recorded in October!

@DialM4Microcontrollr

4 жыл бұрын

One could consider it better; I would review it as a quick'spouting' of the ideas that matter, with a few jokes interspersed

@Unsensitive

4 жыл бұрын

If this was no effort November, every month should be November

@muke001

4 жыл бұрын

What he considered to be "no effort" was leaving in the grammatical mistakes (assumingly) made in the script and editing in graphics later to correct them...which admittedly takes some effort...

@RobCamp-rmc_0

4 жыл бұрын

muke001 which, ironically, is better, in my opinion because we get more self-deprecating humor

Having had MANY of my favorite VHS tapes ruined as a kid when the VHS player "ate" the tape, seeing the Betamax yank the tape out and 360 it around a loop actually made me cringe.

@Zyo117

Жыл бұрын

Learning also that the VCR partially unloads the tape when you hit stop...beta doesn't do that. Imagine rewinding that tape pressed against all of those components...ugh

@vicroc4

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, my first thought was basically, "Holy crap that's way too much tape." VHS had enough trouble with wrecking tapes. Actually, now that I think about it, I do remember that one of my childhood friends was unfortunate enough to have a father that picked Betamax. I don't recall all the details - given that I would've been fairly young at the time - but I do remember the number of wrecked tapes being a factor in his parents buying a VHS VCR. Well, that and the fact that the format war was basically won by that point.

@teldrah

Жыл бұрын

Strange, I watched my fair share of VHS when I was a kid, but I don't recall that our VHS player ever mangled a tape (maybe the players got better in the 90s). Audio cassettes on the other hand…

@vicroc4

Жыл бұрын

@@teldrah As far as I was concerned back then, even one tape was too many. 😆 It really wasn't that bad, but the fact that it was a possibility at all is still kind of annoying.

@Zyo117

Жыл бұрын

@@teldrah Your parents probably cleaned it more often than mine did lol. I remember a fair few eaten tapes over the years.

This man's deadpan, straight face humor is unmatched. That damn card joke at the beginning was top notch.

@OmniscientWarrior

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact he doesn't point out a put by overstating it or saying that he made a pun is nice. But if the pun was in an odd place he just gives a slight pause for the viewer to catch up.

@Egilhelmson

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, come on. He’s no Pat Paulson, after all.

@andrew41784

2 жыл бұрын

It is one of my biggest joys watching his videos

@michellebenn8553

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment is kinda funny.

"two videocassettes were harmed in the making of this film" You have no idea how much I love you right now...

@halohaalo2583

4 жыл бұрын

first

@sireuchre

4 жыл бұрын

But what was on those two? What priceless content is now lost forever? His graduation video? A bootleg copy of Song of the South? A lost episode of Doctor Who?

@Jehty21

4 жыл бұрын

@@sireuchre you can tape them back together.

@chickerinoradio6617

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jehty21 tape the tape

@dalethelander3781

4 жыл бұрын

@@sireuchre The complete run of The Phoenix.

14:29 "The Beta machine needs *TWELVE* more inches of tape. That's about *THIRTY* centimeters."

@SreenikethanI

4 жыл бұрын

Haha that's easily my favorite part of the video

@Games_and_Music

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that caught me off guard haha

@vulpixgrant

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of both the Simpsons episode where they went to Krusty Summercamp, and Invader Zim episode where they had to sell candy to win prizes.

@MilanKragujevic

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the call center menus, haha.

@okaro6595

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah when three hour rape was something like 258 meters.

I like the fact you use a SONY vhs machine to proof what was wrong with SONY'S beta system..

@williamreid6255

3 жыл бұрын

Oscar Hartman Talk about irony 😂

@autobotstarscream765

Жыл бұрын

It's only fair! 😇

@BritishMetric144

2 ай бұрын

And he uses a non-Sony Betamax machine. Which is funny because one of the big reasons that Betamax struggled is that with only one manufacturer making it (Sony) for the most part, its prices were substantially greater. JVC sold licences to many more electronics manufacturers to allow them to make the VHS format of a VCR, which allowed those manufacturers to reduce prices, and make VHS far more popular.

Absolutely love your videos. The post-recorded "TWELVE" and "THIRTY" were so jarring and unexpected I just couldn't stop laughing after hearing them!

@everythingknife8763

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? The audio is seamless with no discernable variance in output.

@MiniMackeroni

2 жыл бұрын

@@everythingknife8763 This comment made by the VHS-quality gang.

@nwmusic2010

Жыл бұрын

Lolololol

@dylanharding5720

Жыл бұрын

@@everythingknife8763 14:28

@Milesco

10 ай бұрын

​@@dylanharding5720 He was just kidding.

I appreciate the fact that you used a Sony VHS player for this demonstration. If that isn’t irony, I don’t know what is.

@LatitudeSky

4 жыл бұрын

In my area, Sony VHS are probably the most common VCR brand found in thrift shops. I had to buy two of them to get one that works. But Sony did make good VHS. Maybe the best short of Panasonic's AG series, which is still the gold standard decades later.

@crashbandicoot4everr

4 жыл бұрын

@Zcooger Second Channel Ahh the NV-FS200. Mine broke a few months ago. Mechanical failure. And I won't waste any time trying to repair a VCR that uses that over-engineered G mechanism.

@slothfulcobra

4 жыл бұрын

I really like the philosophy JVC had of just licensing out to other companies instead of trying to keep everything in house

@zeroangelmk1

4 жыл бұрын

Should've used an JVC betamax player

@mrnmrn1

4 жыл бұрын

And even more ironic that this late Sony VHS VCR is a rebadged Samsung... Not Sony at all. Samsung mechanism with Samsung electronics. Even the menu looks the same as on Samsung VCRs.

OK, I can sorta see a lowercase "b" but I mean... that ain't β

@KurosakiYukigo

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just imagining the Gammamax. Bunch of engineers get off their ass drunk and attempt to design a looping tape transport in the shape of γ

@MarceldeJong

4 жыл бұрын

perhaps Omega would've been better, as less tape is used for the transport

@paulwerding4680

4 жыл бұрын

ß

@FefeElChat

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but I mean, "B" is a much less marketable name than "Beta". They probably just looked for a cool substitute to "B", and chose the Greek one.

@Asstronut

4 жыл бұрын

If you're German it's the Eszett machine

"Betamax was way better!" -a guy born after DVD was introduced

@Intrspace

2 жыл бұрын

I've never even heard about Betamax except for the jokes made about it

@michellebenn8553

2 жыл бұрын

Sæm.

@michellebenn8553

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@tortuga7160

Жыл бұрын

No need to rub it in

@dctr666

Жыл бұрын

Had both. And yes, material wise, beta was slightly better... But VHS was less expensive, had a longer length and a better marketing strategy

I'm glad you mentioned the difference between Betamax and Betacam! I worked at a TV station in northern Michigan for several years around 2015 and we were still using Betacam (SP, specifically) occasionally even up until around 2018, when we finally got rid of our Betacam player. The reason we still had it for so long was for ingesting ad spots into our system; some clients insisted on sending us their commercials on Betacam tapes, despite us being capable of ingesting just about any possible format or media.

I laughed way too hard at the rant about none of this mattering.

@hedgehog3180

4 жыл бұрын

I'm also not sure if it was intentional but it's funny that he then says he'll go use a DVD players since that's also really an obsolete format at this point now that streaming has largely completely taken over.

@TheGauges420

4 жыл бұрын

@@hedgehog3180 yeah the joke was surely the HD DVD player 😂😂. Microsoft made one for the XB360. What a thriving media format, amirite?

@tituslafrombois1164

4 жыл бұрын

LOL i came down here to comment exactly about that! 😂

@NotCerius

4 жыл бұрын

I swear I did the same.

@KevinT3141

4 жыл бұрын

I hedged my bets and bought an HD-DVD / Blu-ray combo drive for my media PC back in 2007, along with some movies in each format. I found HD-DVD to be much faster loading and easier to navigate, and I'm still annoyed that it lost out to Sony. Not that any of this matters now.

This video was falsely advertised as being "No Effort". There was a good deal of effort on display in this video. :)

@esra_erimez

4 жыл бұрын

So true.

@SnakesGames

4 жыл бұрын

I feel so deceived.

@Perktube1

4 жыл бұрын

Perhaps the no effort idea was on our part.

16:51 "two videocassettes were harmed in the making of this film" PRESS F

@Wonderballs

3 жыл бұрын

F

@reelbytes6447

3 жыл бұрын

F

@schmenkspeedtyping218

3 жыл бұрын

F

@crnobog

3 жыл бұрын

F

@cherrypepsi2815

3 жыл бұрын

F

You know you're getting old when you have lived long enough to see the rise and fall of an entire technology.

@MonkeyDefenceForce

2 жыл бұрын

Remember floppy disks? god, they sucked so much.

@jackreisewitz7219

2 жыл бұрын

Tube radios and TVs, Transistor radios, 8 track cassettes, audio cassettes... Then things began to really heat up. Now, I've seen representatives of 70 years of technology in my life, and kinda feel, "If it worked, don't knock it". I still prefer XP over windows 10. Works better for the things I ask it to do.

@Palmtop_User

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair that can be within a year for some tech nowadays

@jackreisewitz7219

2 жыл бұрын

@Fart LOL!! Said I prefer it for what I ask it to do. I have a windows 11 system, of course. Or how would I know that XP performs better at certain tasks?? Read recently that 40% of the systems are still using XP. Don't know if that's true, but it suggests that an awful lot of people have had the same experience.

@danek_hren

Жыл бұрын

@@MonkeyDefenceForce i know about floppy disks and have experience with them, even if I born in 2009. I have 31 floppy disks, 3 computers running XP and a keyboard with PS/2 connector. Heck, even old calculator, old camera which uses tape (for photos) and an old fan. Oh, and a pirated version of NES: classic edition, old CRT TV and a VHS VCR. Also, my Tower PC runs XP SP 3 and I code on.... Just BASIC. Holy cow, I'm too young but also too old. I don't even know, do I exist....

“Where is my HD-DVD player?” I’m still laughing 😂

@emotionz3

4 жыл бұрын

At least there were a few BluRay HD-DVD combo players. I'm not sure how many VHS+BETAMAX combo machines there were. And because it's still semi recent, finding a BluRay\HDDVD combo drive for a PC or a Samsung BluRay\HDDVD combo player isn't difficult. The problem really comes in when you look at format quality. Everyone claimed HDDVD was better, which wasn't true. BluRay offered substantially more capacity. 20GB more on a dual layer disc than HD-DVD's 30GB dual layer cap. The ONLY advantage HD-DVD had was simply it could be made compatible with a DVD player through another layer or simply pressing the DVD layer on the opposite side of the HD-DVD side (which, granted, could theoretically have been done to a BluRay if Sony cared to maintain legacy compatibility.

@alexatkin

4 жыл бұрын

@@emotionz3 Thw biggest advantage was HD-DVD had more functionality at launch. Bluray was in flux so compatibility of features between players varies wildly. HD-DVD was also cheaper to manufacture.

@Takeshi357

4 жыл бұрын

I liked HD-DVD because it was region free. None of the other stuff mattered.

@FurryMcMemes

4 жыл бұрын

Remember when the Xbox 360 had a HD-DVD external player?

@LiEnby

4 жыл бұрын

*09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0*

The irony of using a Sony VHS player for this video.

@aaron-qr1py

4 жыл бұрын

only the best irony from Technology Connections

@TexasCat99

4 жыл бұрын

Sony made pretty good VHS machines.

@EberKlaushartinger

4 жыл бұрын

@@TexasCat99 Sony invented VHS and sold it to JVC!

@TURBOMIKEIFY

4 жыл бұрын

@@EberKlaushartinger Mind.... Blown. I'm apparently too young.

@Idiotboxxx

4 жыл бұрын

Irony? No, fitting.

Regarding tape cartridges, my all-time favorite is Video8. The Betamax tape feed path looks like a nightmare to untangle if anything ever goes wrong with the machine.

@andyhowlett2231

Жыл бұрын

I remember the Sony rep proudly bringing a demo Video8 machine into our workshop to show us. We quickly wired it up to a nice Sony TV and off we went. There was no doubt about it, the pictures were significantly better than VHS/Beta and we all stood around nodding and making the right noises. Then there was quite a long delay before the system actually launched onto the market, and something seemed to have happened in the meantime - the pictures were definitely NOT as good as the demo. in fact, although they were still better than VHS/Beta, the difference was small. Never found out what went on during that long delay...

@chiefhydropolis

26 күн бұрын

​@@andyhowlett2231cost cuts. I don't remember if video8 was tape but they probably increased recording time in exchange for worse quality

I grew up from the age of five watching VHS and I've learned a lot of things about this format. At the age of 15 I learned to perform "tape reel donation" from one VHS cassette to another by opening the cases and swapping the reels. Not exactly that easy - you'd have to remember to lower the tape between the pins on the back of the cassette - but once you learn the position, it is surprisingly simple to learn and master. If your cassette has a broken case, I can happily switch the tape reels. At this point in time I am possibly the only qualified VHS tape surgeon in South Western Sydney Australia...

@Jadeschannel255

9 ай бұрын

Ok

@FigureFarter

7 ай бұрын

I don't know if that's worse than being able to overdub tapes

Back in the 80's when tape players were new, I was a 2-way radio repair tech. A friend with an out of warranty VHS player had a problem with his unit and volunteered me to fix it since apparently 2-way radios are practically identical to VHS players, and I knew how to solder wires together, that made me an expert on video tape players. When a tape was inserted, it would pull it in, act like it was going to feed the tape in but would immediately stop, then promptly eject it. When I removed the cover, looked at all the internal adjustment controls, and knowing at that point I didn't even know how to set the clock on the player, much less fix it, I said I can't do anything without a repair manual, hoping to persuade my friend to take it to a real tape player repair shop. We put it back together, and he left with it and I felt like I had dodged a bullet. The next week, he shows back up at my shop, with the same broken tape player and a smile on his face, and hands me a repair manual that he said cost a hundred dollars and said I could I fix it now that we have the manual for it. So, we went though the troubleshooting process from end to end, and from what we could determine it was something to do with that "light on the stick" you mentioned, and the side sensors. According to the manual, the player would check to make sure the tape was taut before loading, using that light and edge sensors and if not would attempt to wind up the tape to make sure it was tight. Watching it, we could see the tape was just fine, no slack, but the player kept ejecting the tape. After exhausting all possible obvious problems, we finally measured the voltage on the edge sensors, finding one of them wasn't detecting the light. Upon closer inspection of the sensor we found a bug had crawled into that sensor, got stuck and died. Removing the bug fixed it but not before we had gone through every step, alignment, adjustment in that machine and somehow we managed to compromise the MACRO copy protection detection (there were dozens of controls, I haven't a clue which one it was) and it worked wonderfully well making copies of other tapes.

@my3dviews

4 жыл бұрын

LOL That's funny that he brought it back with the manual and payed that much for it. I used to do some repairs on VCRs. Eject mechanisms were often the cause of failures. Your story is similar to how we got the term "bug" in a machine or program. Where a moth caused a relay to fail in an early electro-mechanical computer.

@TurpInTexas

4 жыл бұрын

@@my3dviews Yeah, those were the days. I also repaired CCTV systems, so I had some very basic video tools, like the kind made by Heathkit, and at the time a nice Sencore scope that was better suited for home TV than CCTV stuff. I was still a kid, and had just gotten my commercial FCC license and fortunately the study material covered broadcast radio and TV, but at the time I still had practically no real life experience, so I was loaded with all sorts of theory and Q & A knowledge I was ready to put to the real test, attempting to repair a very complicated device I had no clue about. Since we lacked the real test equipment called for in repair manual, we had to build a few gimmick tools along the way, like inverting sync to inject using a transistor inverter, and stuff like that, and after the first pass through the alignment, the VCR absolutely was screwed up beyond all hope. So much for raw inexperienced knowledge. Anyhow, energized by my friends urging, and willingness to supply beer and Dorito's as payment for services, by the time we finished the second case of beer (we opted for the pay as you go plan), and repeated the alignment procedure probably a dozen more times, we managed to get a little bit of a picture back, and were able to tweak here and there until the picture looked fairly decent, at least to two drunk wanna be VCR repair tech's. The picture wasn't perfect, but after my buddy discovered it would now record tapes, even those with copy protection, he wouldn't ever let me take another crack at fixing it properly. Over the years, I gained a lot of electronic experience repairing all sorts of electronic stuff, but VCR's were something I never felt I properly conquered, and stayed clear of them, and after watching the video of the Betamax from this post, I think I made right decision. Lol! :)

@my3dviews

4 жыл бұрын

@@TurpInTexas Ya, I don't miss doing repairs. Didn't mind the ones were you instantly knew what was wrong based on what the customer said. Keeping a few old VCRs around as parts was a great way to fix things. I recall one Sony beta, that had audio problems. Had a different model that just happened to have the same circuit board. Did a quick swap and it worked. Sure beat having to find the component on the board that was at fault. VCRs also had lots of mechanical failures, which often were obvious just by looking at it. Such as a broken cog on a plastic gear. I got out of it when everything was turning digital. Now everything is so cheap that I don't even know if they even fix them anymore. Don't think that it's worth fixing a $75 Blu-ray player. Maybe just a complete circuit board swap, but no point in trying to find the faulty component.

@dunebasher1971

4 жыл бұрын

My3dviews Just FWIW, the term "bug" was in use for computer errors before the real moth got caught in a relay.

@TheKrensada

2 жыл бұрын

You literally debugged the VCR.

"two videocassettes where harmed in the making of this video" you monster...

@Kara_Kay_Eschel

4 жыл бұрын

Tntiscool54 how unscrupulous of him!!!

@ezg8448

4 жыл бұрын

At least he didn't destroy any pron tapes 😜

@alexatkin

4 жыл бұрын

@@ezg8448 How do you know what was on them?

@tibfulv

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexatkin You're not that careless with pron, lol.

@LegendaryGamingMods

4 жыл бұрын

Did no one else just use cello tape to put their VHS tapes back together, or was that just me?

Our family originally purchased a Beta machine in the early 80s and I can recall going to video rental stores and needing to stick to a specific side of the store. As VHS started to win the format wars, those rental stores would shrink the size of of their Beta collection, to the point where I remember it was down to 3 shelves out of a store that had dozens. Eventually my parents gave in and purchased a VSH and the Beta machine was relegated to the basement where the children would watch the Disney collection that still remained on Beta.

@jeremylindemann5117

9 ай бұрын

Oh God, now there's going to be a war about the VSH format.

@AaronOfMpls

3 ай бұрын

Similar story here; my parents had been big fans of Sony equipment, ever since their first Trinitron TV in the mid-'70s. By about 1988-'89,* all our local chain video stores** had dropped Betamax altogether. The only store that still carried Beta at all was a small independent video store -- and around 1990 they announced _they_ were dropping it too. ...Which was when Dad broke down and got a (Sony) VHS VCR. We also had a Betamovie camcorder pretty much identical to the one in Alec's video. It, along with the Betamax VCR, eventually ended up with Mom when my parents divorced. I think Mom sent both to the electronics recycler at least a decade ago now. (Though the Beta VCR's _box_ survives ... as a convenient box for our old Atari 2600 and its cartridges, joysticks, cables, etc. 🙂) * when I can first remember going out to rent videos with Dad ** Panorama Video, Mr Movies, Video Update, etc. We didn't have a Blockbuster nearby until a little later.

I love how Sony's own digital audio tape format uses a mechanism reminiscent of the vhs cassette, so they basically admitted that the beta mech was inferior

“Now let’s see where the captstan’s quarters are” Thank you for that joke.

@kutsumiru

4 жыл бұрын

The small quips like that from him give me life

@konatadesuka

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Stan

That info card joke was really nice

@canadademon

4 жыл бұрын

Thankfully it worked for me. Needed a good laugh today.

@sixtopian

4 жыл бұрын

It did appear for me. But I have an issue where annotations keep turning on every video, even though I keep setting it to off. :(

@JosephDavies

4 жыл бұрын

No card appeared for me.

@Tahgtahv

4 жыл бұрын

@@JosephDavies Well, something appears for me, so I guess it's the card? I have an i in a circle that shows up for the entire video EXCEPT for a second or two when he says "right about now". And then when he says "there it is" a rectangular box with the words "Suggested: ..." shows up. In either case, I have to click on it to show the video titles and thumbnails. (Which tbh is what *I* would call a card, but who knows)

@JosephDavies

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tahgtahv I believe that's it.

You've gotta be a specific type of person to enjoy watching someone tear down Betamax for 17 minutes in 2021

@tophmidnaYT

Жыл бұрын

I’m that specific type of person

@Zodroo_Tint

Жыл бұрын

No you don't have to. If you feel yourself average don't make up things! Don't lie to yourself. You are not special, you are not exceptional. You are just an average joe soon to be caught in WW3.

@Milesco

10 ай бұрын

​@@tophmidnaYT Me too! 😁

@markevans7937

2 ай бұрын

....or 2024, lol

I absolutely LOVED the rant near the end. "you backed the wrong horse!", as I'm thinking, 'Hell, I was CONVINCED HD-DVD was going to be the frontrunner...', just before he says, "Now where is my HD-DVD player!?" Well, I thought HD-DVD would come out on top until of course the PS3 came out, that was the moment I knew it was toast, but had I done some research I'd have known Sony was the primary 'backer' of Blu-ray...

But which machine would a pirate use? The VC Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I'll be here all week folks.

@xmlthegreat

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot to say 'Don't forget to tip your waitress and try the veal.'

@JoelRiggs

4 жыл бұрын

i would like this comment but at this time its got 42 and i don't want to be the one to ruin that.

@solarstrike33

4 жыл бұрын

@@JoelRiggs Don't worry, it's 69 now.

@billybobjoe198

4 жыл бұрын

They're both played on VCRs.

@TheDapperDog402

4 жыл бұрын

Good, I won’t be.

Beta owners: “Oh, no, we backed the wrong horse.” CED owners: “First time?”

@davidjgomm

4 жыл бұрын

I backed Beta but having been burnt waited for the whole HD DVD/Blu-ray thing to play out.

@NeXMaX

4 жыл бұрын

HD DVD owners: Got room for one more?

@swinde

4 жыл бұрын

I have a Blu-ray movie that in spite of it being in the Blu-ray format has an advertising spiel about the great new HD-DVD format.

@CODMarioWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

Beta came before CED tho, at least in the consumer market. I think.

@Kalvinjj

4 жыл бұрын

@@CODMarioWarfare (which makes his joke even more on point)

During a service call we found a crate of beta tapes in the crawl space all that was in it was pornography and the homeowner told us to get rid of it

@Deacetis1991

2 жыл бұрын

*Later that day at the pawn shop looking for a beta player

@alifr4088

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAA

The final rant reminded me very much of the “You lose, sir! Good day!” rant from Willy wonka

Why is there no comment on the ”Cap ’Stans quarters” joke? Brilliant as always.

@OOZ662

4 жыл бұрын

KZread claims tubeie07's is an hour older than yours, so heck.

@KlingonCaptain

4 жыл бұрын

I just want to know where the Cap 'stans daughter is.

@leafbelly

4 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games until you hear a "Cap 'Stans Crunch."

I love it... "Does any of this matter?" "NO, of COURSE NOT, this is 2019, these are 2 DEAD FORMATS!" Telling it like it is!

@travisdonotsuscribegototjs9323

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the HD DVD player lol

@wohlhabendermanager

4 жыл бұрын

* Laughs in laser disc *

@aszbzpszbz9786

4 жыл бұрын

True true, us true media connoisseurs go 8mm anyway. Let the plebs fight out the tape wars.

@natsume-hime2473

4 жыл бұрын

Telling it like someone who wants to repeat history you mean. All the failures of Beta are gonna show you which formats today and in the future are doomed to failure. So generally speaking, yes all of it matters to someone looking to avoid choosing dead end formats.

@koloth5139

4 жыл бұрын

@@natsume-hime2473 Not at all. The simplest solution is not to be an early adopter during a format war. If you can wait a year or two then the eventual winner is usually pretty obvious. Plus you save a lot of money as the prices drop rather quickly. Honestly my parents bought into CED boy was that a failure. But at the time it seemed like a better format if you just wanted to watch movies. Rewinding was such a foreign concept to me when we finally did switch to VHS. And we really only did that because our CED player died and VCRs were dirt cheap by then.

8:35 "YANKS OUT about a mile of tape" That made me laugh lol

Alec's rant toward the end of the video brought me incredible joy and I'm going to need more.

Two videocassettes were harmed in the making of this film.

@stevepalmer3817

4 жыл бұрын

Show me on the cassette where he touched you...

@thenewbgamer6416

4 жыл бұрын

He should have better done a proper funeral on those two tapes.

@seanrizzle

4 жыл бұрын

They were also terrorized

@danek_hren

Жыл бұрын

F

@JonathanRossRogers

Жыл бұрын

@@danek_hren FFFFFFF!

Editing, clever writing and the implementation of visual and written gags are getting better and better. Great work!

@Kalvinjj

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic considering it's supposed to be "no effort November"

@itchykami

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kalvinjj It means December is going to be lit! Lit like the light inside a VHS player.

@Lanthanideification

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm consistently impressed with how much this channel is improving.

@zebunker

4 жыл бұрын

No

@AquaFan1998

Жыл бұрын

​@@itchykami destroy your diodes december 😂

When you have the image so the capstan is on the bottom it makes a beta, but you have to include the cassette! The spools make up the round bits of the "B" shape. (Yes I'm aware I'm about 3 years late to this party lol)

@danek_hren

Жыл бұрын

I thought that you need to invert the image (the cassette must be on the left) and you'll get ẞ

I think this is your best video that I've seen so far! I was almost crying of laughter at the end. Also, my parents backed Beta and my childhood was cartoons in beta... but after that I straight-up ended going entirely digital. I skipped the DVD era and the Blueray/HD-DVD wars by getting one of the earliest Portable DVR devices (an Archos AV500) that had a 4" screen, TV out capabilities, composite recording and about 10 hours of movie playback. No regrets at all!

"Now, where's my HD-DVD player?" That was really funny.

Also, this is the cursive form of the lowercase letter beta: ϐ You're welcome

@Perktube1

4 жыл бұрын

He should've seen this and hearted it.

@MichaelJOneill333

4 жыл бұрын

I love it and hate it at the same time.

@ellenorbjornsdottir1166

3 жыл бұрын

blyat

@OmniscientWarrior

3 жыл бұрын

In an unpinned comment, hiding in this section, he has stated that he can see the lowercase b

@elkinmontoya9640

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that if you look at it upside down, or equivalently, reflected the curve, it does look like an uppercase beta.

ya got me with the card gag. KZread sucks

@stephensnell1379

3 жыл бұрын

KZread doesn't suck it's super

@Verlisify

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephensnell1379 yeahno. Its horribly broken and awful

@stephensnell1379

3 жыл бұрын

@@Verlisify KZread is superb

@Her_Imperious_Condesension

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephensnell1379 superbad

@dusklunistheumbreon

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephensnell1379 Superbly terrible

Dude. Clever comments in the video about clever VHS design is so meta and awesome. You're a fantastic geek, I'm truly in awe. Your knowledge is impressive, but your presentation is equally amazing with the terrific writing and delivery. Love your content, thanks for the infotainment!

I’M MAD BETA DIDN’T WIN THE FORMAT WAR AND I’M LETTING YOU KNOW IN THE SPACE BELOW THIS VIDEO

@elvishfiend

4 жыл бұрын

beta'd

@dennisanderson8663

4 жыл бұрын

I had Willy Wonka on Beta, you can't beat that!

@smokebluntsonnn

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. heh.. Your hilarious.. 🤦🏾‍♂️

@AbandonedVoid

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a little disappointed just because I like the chunky retrofuturist look of Betamax more than the cheap oreo look of VHS, but that's the only reason.

@danoxjeani

4 жыл бұрын

You can still use them, you know?

Hmm, on that ending note... any chances on the differences between HD-DVD and Blu-Ray? Y'know. When you're willing to put in the effort anyway.

@davindameron9092

4 жыл бұрын

I picked Zune over iPod, HDDVD over Blu-Ray and Windows Phone over Android/Apple. So, when the next format war starts, do the opposite of me! At least I picked DVD over DIVX. :)

@xureality

4 жыл бұрын

@@davindameron9092 okay, which streaming services are you subscribed to? Trick question, everyone loses.

@nienke7713

4 жыл бұрын

DVD's work on my computer and mean I don't need to get a special player for them, bluerays don't so why should I spend money on seperate equipment just for bluerays when DVD's at just fine.

@KurosakiYukigo

4 жыл бұрын

@@nienke7713 ...because blurays have between double to 4x the resolution of DVDs and if you want to watch something in HD that's the format of choice? Also Blurays have been a thing since like... 2009...ish? You've had loads of time to switch. It's not even a backwards compatibility thing, Bluray players still play DVDs.

@DBSMODs

4 жыл бұрын

I worked in a video rental store for years in the 80's ... One thing I learned for sure... Beta customers were the assholes... Like Prius owners and Vegans, you knew when a Beta customer came in because they announced it to everyone... First with the attitude of superiority and then after a few minutes with the bitching that the selection for Beta wasn't as good. When one of them asked "which format do you think is better?" , The only correct answer is .. "I don't care, I just work here and I have shit to do... NEXT!"

I love all your videos, you perform amd wrote them so well that you elevate any topic you speak about, love the content thanks bud!

This episode was wonderful. I look forward to bingewatching the rest of your channel.

Yep, another perfect explanation of that whole saga. I used to work in a mom and pop electronics and video rental store (late 70s-early 80s) long before Blockbuster existed and we certainly did rent both Beta and VHS porn and of course, regular Hollywood movies. Back then, nobody ever complained that VHS had any inferior picture quality. Tape all pretty much looked the same at least on consumer TVs of the time. We were all just amazed that we could record broadcast TV and rent/buy movies to watch at home. From what I remember, as to why VHS came out on top, is that it came down to price. The VHS VCRs were sold by many more different manufactures and therefore, almost always quite a bit cheaper. As a salesman, trying to explain to a customer that Beta was better was difficult because they couldn't see any difference and frankly, neither could I. And then there was the initially shorter recording time of Beta which certainly wasn't a selling point so it was hard to extol any virtue of Beta over VHS. Even though Beta Hi-Fi came out before VHS Hi-Fi, that didn't sway anyone from buying VHS over Beta either. Beta did initially have a steadier Freeze-Frame quality but that wasn't a reason a customer would choose one over the other. By the mid-80s when Sony VCRs began having wide-spread quality control issues (the machine wouldn't rewind) it was all over for Beta.

@jimfeldman4035

4 жыл бұрын

I think part of it was Sony wanted higher lic fees for both the players AND the media. Maybe fried brain cells, but I recall JVC was the main lic holder for VHS and their lic costs (particularly on media) were way lower. Not that I can cite that and at this point wtf cares.

@SeanBZA

4 жыл бұрын

Major driver was cost of licence. Sony had a per machine royalty, while JVC was a lot less worried, with both much lower costs and a lot less actual chasing up, so that manufacturers would look up the cost of making a machine design, and choose the cheaper option and make VHS. As well the actual mechanics were easier to make, quite a few clone manufacturers could do the entire machine easily enough, but only found the head drum assembly too difficult, so resorted to buying them as spare parts for larger brands. Did drive Matsushita crazy for a while IIRC, with the number of head drums they were selling to the repair market, till they finally found out why, and probably started offering them as a ready to use part instead, getting in an extra profit for essentially already paid for production capacity. Then the cloners got to the point they could actually make the whole machine in house. Sony however wanted tight control, which both costs money, and also stifles innovation and changes to the mechanism, while VHS found a solution to big drums in the VHS-C with the smaller drum, faster rotation and extra heads with switching, but which left a standard azimuth track on the tape, which also was used in a few full size smaller units as well. Assorted mechanism types were to get it either smaller, lighter, cheaper, or more compact for some application. Last VHS decks I saw consumer side were essentially one single plastic injection mould of all the parts, integrated with a single sheet metal stamping, to make the deck, complete with all of the tape mounts and eject mechanisms.

@slothfulcobra

4 жыл бұрын

Techmoans had an interesting video where he said that machine rental cost was where Beta really died and Video 2000 never stood a chance

@xiradio

4 жыл бұрын

Sony did the same thing with MiniDisc. Could have taken off, but for years it was only Sony machines and they weren't cheap.

@SeanBZA

4 жыл бұрын

@@xiradio Really good format, and quite reliable. Just that Sony wanted all of that pie, and that is what killed it, competing formats that were cheaper, more manufacturers and most importantly good enough for the job.

"While I do love pushing buttons, let's move on!" I'm dead.

I got a cheap HD-DVD player and harvested the laser diode to make an illegally strong laser pointer. It was cool, and could pop balloons and burn letters into wood.

4:20 The idea that having a professional use case makes something “better” is absurd. Signed, someone who sent multiple faxes at work today

I really love how snarky this episode is.

@crytocc

4 жыл бұрын

There's even more snark in the subtitles!

"One of them is VHS machine, and the other is beta machine" ouch, that burn.

I love your videos, you really go all out in details others would miss and i find them very informative

The pacing and subtle jokes are just unreal. Amazing job as always.

Fun fact: The source tape from which mass distributed Beta tapes are made is called the ... Master Beta.

@Alpha8713

4 жыл бұрын

Even if it's on 1" or something? No respectable duplication facility would use a Beta (or VHS) master to make duplicate Betamax or VHS copies.

@Yasin_MN

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@LakshmananLM

4 жыл бұрын

Took a second, but I got it. 😂

@DanDeebster

4 жыл бұрын

@@RaymondHng He's joking. Non-US pronunciation makes it "master beetah"

@RaymondHng

4 жыл бұрын

@@DanDeebster I've never heard a Brit pronounce it that way.

"The beta machine needs... *_TWELVE!!_* ...more inches of tape!"

@TroyVan6654

4 жыл бұрын

That's about *THIRTY* centimeters

@akai.inu_

4 жыл бұрын

@@TroyVan6654 almost*

@AstrosElectronicsLab

4 жыл бұрын

That's what SHE said!

@ErnestoStaccolanana

4 жыл бұрын

@@AstrosElectronicsLab he definitely needs to include a few michael scott clips in his videos

@tulsatrash

3 жыл бұрын

The same as two sixes and that's terrible.

I worked on VHS and Beta machines for years and although the recordings on Beta were *slightly* better than VHS, that was about the only improvement. The tape path on Beta was very long and depended on many tape guides to keep the tape in line. Beta also kept the tape 'wrapped' around the head drum while fast-winding, which led to accelerated wear of the drum. I had quite a few cases with Beta machines where the tape would stick to the highly-polished drum.

Love how ADHD is a criteria for testing is tapes lmao

@michaelstollard7126

Жыл бұрын

Could be autism too, which seems more like this guy

@stephensnell5707

9 ай бұрын

There is NO such thing as ADHD you prune,it doesn't even exist

"Wedgie thing" and Pokey thing" Stop! You're getting way too technical! lol

@rancidbeef582

4 жыл бұрын

Yet refreshingly descriptive of their function!

Best. Ending. Ever. "NONE OF THIS MATTERS ITS OVER!" :-)

@rancidbeef582

4 жыл бұрын

I actually FINANCED my first Hi-Fi stereo VCR. And it's just random junk today.

@dalethelander3781

4 жыл бұрын

"YOU BACKED THE WRONG HORSE!"

@banjopink4409

4 жыл бұрын

Spoilers!!!

@shamrice

4 жыл бұрын

The end about sums up most of my subscribed channels on vintage tech. haha

I absolutely LOVE your videos and the bloopers always give me a good laugh. Thanks for making such awesome content.

This is one of your best videos yet!! Hilarious and fact filled. keep it up!

TC's "no effort" is most other channels' 3 weeks of research, filming, and editing...

@deathdogg0

4 жыл бұрын

Emblem Parade This guy is amazing and I love him. He’s got so much talent

@ezg8448

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was only referring to the title.

The light detection of the end of the tape reminded me of something I nearly forgot: back in the 90's at some point, when I was 12ish, I acquired an old VCR that didn't have a cover. (I got a LOT of electronics by grabbing other people's trash and they frequently had damaged or missing cases, but working internal electronics!) I used it to record TV shows on at night ("Becker" was one that was on past bedtime that I'd like to sneak) and had no problem. But then I put a lamp on the same table and found it kept spitting the tape back out any time I tried to play or record... took me a little while to figure out that there was a light sensor in there! Putting a random piece of sheet metal over the top of it solved this problem. I used that VCR for a couple years.

@Reydriel

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, people threw away electronics when only the case was broken? That sounds like such a boomer thing to do lmao

@autonomous2010

4 жыл бұрын

@@Reydriel In America people throw a lot of things away just because of cosmetic matters. All grocery stores combined in america throw away an average of 43 billion pounds of food every year because of cosmetic/blemish reasons.

@Jehty21

4 жыл бұрын

@@autonomous2010 not just in America. That's something every developed country does.

@destructionator17

4 жыл бұрын

@@Reydriel oh yeah, tons of stuff with minor damage - often cosmetic, but sometimes easy to fix electronic stuff like a failed capacitor - can be found in the trash or on the cheap in the second hand market. I got a Super Nintendo as a kid basically this same way too - the case was ripped right off (my guess is someone got VERY angry at the game) but the board inside was fine. I actually still have that one... and it is still just a board with the wires popping out of a shoe box lol. And the best part about free junk is if it doesn't work? Oh well, no big deal. Worst case is you waste time, but even in these you often learn something new about how electronics go bad.

@rancidbeef582

4 жыл бұрын

@@Reydriel Heh. I had neighbors in the 90's across the street that threw all sorts of good stuff away. I got a stack of HP laser printers. Most of them seemed to work fine. I got a lawn mower. The only thing wrong with it was a bolt missing in the handle. I cut my grass with that thing for years. They once threw out a couple of gas powered weed-whackers. I saw them as I came home one day, but came back out too late... someone else had already grabbed them.

the card trick in the beginning of the video is so well timed... i love how you did it 😄

An excellent description of the two VCRs was published in IEEE Spectrum a few decades ago. As the story went, Sony's CEO walked into the meeting to launch their VCR (they already had vuematic) and put the company handbook on the table. He said that the cassette could not be any bigger than the handbook. With VHS, JVC researched all the existing technologies and patents to arrive at their design.

"patent evasion" would be my first guess at some of those wacky designs.

@kabochaVA

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that could be the reason...

@greggh

4 жыл бұрын

But beta was first to market, so they would have had more patents. Why was their design wackier than VHS which you would think would have to do more evasion?

@bart416

4 жыл бұрын

@@greggh First to market doesn't mean first to patent. A lot of these tape mechanisms predate VHS and Betamax I'd imagine.

@adenowirus

4 жыл бұрын

@@greggh I think he's referring to 15:20.

3:25 “… but on the whole…” *nod for effect

@cloudkitt

4 жыл бұрын

Taking the beat there was perfect

The end actually made me chuckle out loud. A rare thing. Well done, sir.

While I owned dozens upon dozens of VHS tapes that watched over and over as a kid, I was so happy to switch over to DVD. It happened by accident really. I bought a PS2 and happened to find out it could play DVDs. Nowadays I use my PS3 or my computer if I feel like it. Being able to watch DVDs on pretty much anything is was makes it that much better.

I thought I was the only person who fidgeted with VHS tapes like that.

@zdanee

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever you do, with 7 billion people on this planet, you are most certainly no the only one.

@gummihu

4 жыл бұрын

@@zdanee is that a challenge?

"worthy of note, or noteworthy" ... this is why I love you.

Love the content... and the effort that went into the captions

I grew up with VHS tapes and even fidgeted with them quite a bit but I never realized how mechanical they are. Thanks. Your content is super interesting.

"You've backed the wrong horse, life sucks." Later: "Where's my HD-DVD player?"

@dylandreisbach1986

4 жыл бұрын

SirJeff I don’t know what your exact point is but I believe that is the whole point of the joke.

@SirJeff

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Dreisbach yea I was just repeating the joke lol

@ThunderClawShocktrix

4 жыл бұрын

it lost for the same reason blu ray had higher capacity

@nerdy5018

4 жыл бұрын

Blue

@shroomie108

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThunderClawShocktrix no it lost because blu ray players were standard on the ps3. That put many millions of blu ray players in peoples home.

Good to know that the beta/beta pronunciation bollocks goes both ways.

@josephharold808

3 жыл бұрын

Just like gif/gif.

@felkmane

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephharold808 one of those is universally objectively incorrect though

@josephharold808

3 жыл бұрын

@@felkmane yeah. Anyone who pronounce gif like "gif" is wrong. It's gif.

@BlissfullWulf

3 жыл бұрын

@@felkmane Yeah, it irritates me to this day that there are people who insist that the guy who CREATED it in the first place is the one who's saying it wrong, just because they've been saying it incorrectly and don't want to admit it.

@felkmane

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlissfullWulf The guy who created it didn't create the english language. Its graphics interchange format, gif is just the shortened version to say it. You take the g- sound from graphics.

The little ES that popped when you said “touch” instead of “touches” was one of the best things I’ve seen on KZread. 😂

OH MY! This video made me laugh so much. I loved the ending...I literally have a friend that still wants to fight about the formats! Great video and so glad I found it.

I love the irony that of your two VCRs, the VHS one is a Sony...

"I have a pair of almost-randomly-selected video cassette recorders in front of me." PuhLEEZE tell me that was an homage to season 1 of Citation Needed!

@Shadow81989

4 жыл бұрын

exactly what I thought!

@HellJustFroze

4 жыл бұрын

*_MYSTERY BISCUITS_*

@denisdrozdoff2926

4 жыл бұрын

Peak nerdyness reached. Proceed with caution.

@Brok3nC4rrot

4 жыл бұрын

@@HellJustFroze oh yeah

I like how you call out and vehemently respond to myths and other incorrect things while remaining humble and gentle.

This video is the most charming thing I've seen in a long time, I salute you sir. Don't ever change. 👍

Stacks of clay tablets should have won the format war.

@SetariM

4 жыл бұрын

The truly superior format.

@KristiChan1

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Harris No love for cave paintings?

@wrightmf

4 жыл бұрын

Was there ever tablet format wars? Different types of stone or carved characters that better stood the test of time?

@ColonelSandersLite

4 жыл бұрын

@@wrightmf Sure there was. The Latin alphabet vs the Greek alphabet. Then later you had the Roman numeral system vs the Arabic numeral system. Just like the Beta format, the only times the Greek alphabet and Roman numeral system appear are when some pretentious twat feels the need to put on airs and pretend their format is superior despite the fact that market forces clearly demonstrated that it wasn't and that this has been settled for a long fucking time.

@thenewbgamer6416

4 жыл бұрын

Nuk umi nuku neferet. I pay my respects.

"No effort" Proceeds to write a script, film B roll, time a card popping up, etc for a 17-minute video on his own.

Alec, recently a friend and I bonded over your content. Apparently, both of us were recommended your channel on KZread and have been watching your videos as our "prime time specials" for the last month. First of all, lemme say that I adore your delivery, your wit, your ability to make complicated technological history digestible to us layman. Second of all, we (me, M 25; him, M 26) both agreed that if we ever met you in person, we'd give you a kiss on the mouth. Unless you're into that, hope to god our paths never cross. I'll continue to admire you from behind my computer screen. You are fantastic!

2022: This is now my favorite video of yours. I've seen about 30 of your videos and this one easily had the best zingers. That angry rant at the end was a beautiful thing to behold! Consider getting pissed off in your videos a little more often, cause you're great at it. You were starting to give me Lewis Black vibes there for a moment, I wouldn't try to force it every video, but seeing you lose your sh*t because you're self-triggering memories of old arguments is absolutely hilarious and relatable!

Oh, no! He's blaspheming against Betamax, offending the *Gods of Hipster Retro Tech!*

@foznoth

4 жыл бұрын

Real hipsters use V2000 ;-)

@mardethkellerman1182

4 жыл бұрын

Heresy!!!!!

"Captain stan" had me absolutely dead

@Tahngarthor

4 жыл бұрын

I liked "Capstan's Quarters" even more

Great video. I've used lots of decks but either forgot or never realized that much tape got pulled out during use

Great information. Archiving analog videotape is what I do. It is rewarding and maddening as well. Still waiting for a proper capture card to be developed. What is available now is adequate, but there is so much more room for improvement.

@captainwyoutube

6 ай бұрын

I use panasonic HDD/DVD recorders - record onto HDD, copy onto DVD-RAM, transfer to computer as mpg2, convert to mp4 if needed. It's rather convoluted but the capture quality of the Panasonics is much better than cards.

"but on the hole" i laughed too hard at this..

@davidgro2000

4 жыл бұрын

"(pause with an obnoxious smirk)"

@justinmulkey3434

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, I was laughing at those comments through the hole video

_"Captain Stan"_ ha, love it!

@SreenikethanI

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, that is not the actual name?

@Games_and_Music

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah, that was pretty funny, it made me rewind (ha!) to make sure he said Captain Stan. But to answer the question from the other poster, no, it's called a "capstan", which looks like Cap. Stan.

Thanks for these vcr videos i had two vcr related dreams this week and they were the most normal dreams i had in my life

This dude is quickly making it to the top of my KZreadr list.

Yes, Sony did indeed use an M-load (albeit a very wonky M) on some of their later Betamax systems. The ones I am aware of were the C20, C30 and C40 models. Remarkably slimline, and the C40 boasted linear stereo tracks, so clearly from the later end of Beta. The mechanism they used was much more compact than the standard Beta, and it loaded a lot quicker too. Worth checking out if you can find one as they are a real oddball.

@Zeem4

4 жыл бұрын

I might have one of those models somewhere, but I can't even remember, and if I do, I don't think I ever took the lid off it. Thanks for prompting me to check!

@CattoRayTube

4 жыл бұрын

Do you know if those systems had any protections against recording on the very earliest part of the tape, which u load systems wouldn't be able to read?

@engineered_images

4 жыл бұрын

@@CattoRayTube No, it didn't. It could record and play back many seconds of material that was invisible to a U-load Beta machine. It also put the tape back on the left spool when unthreading the tape rather than the right spool as a U-load Beta machine does, meaning that a fully-rewound tape placed in a U-load beta machine caused the loading ring to struggle somewhat, as the tape had to come from the left spool, and was dragged across the head. Not a major issue I am sure, but owning both a U-load and an M-load Beta machine was quite interesting as to what they could and couldn't do.

@engineered_images

4 жыл бұрын

Remarkably, there is a youtube vid of someone having loading issues with one of these Beta machines. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nqGN3LiFg8rUd84.html He doesn't actually get to load a tape, but you can kinda see where the loading system is and where the tape goes.

@mjouwbuis

4 жыл бұрын

It was just a more compact U-loader. I've owned an SL-C20.

I had a Beta machine for years! The problem is I can't find any place who rent those movies anymore. I guess it's time to buy a VHS machine...

@SomeDudeSomewhere

4 жыл бұрын

I heard HD-DVDs are all the rage now.

@tommylakindasorta3068

4 жыл бұрын

There's a great place in Milwaukee where you can pick one up for cheap. It's called Lightning Fast VCR Repair. Expect to wait at least six months for shipping.

@renakunisaki

4 жыл бұрын

You should probably just skip directly to UMD.

"which is better because it makes a better fidgeting device" I feel called out

I appreciate your usage of the technical terms "pokey thing" and "wedgy thing".