That's right, it's the piece of content the internet couldn't go without, another LaCroix tier list!!!
In this ULTIMATE LaCroix tier list, I explain my reasons for loving certain flavors and hating others. My house drinks a lot of LaCroixs, and we have all developed extremely strong opinions about whose flavor palette is the best.
And look, I know my tier list is not going to be the most popular, because I cannot get onboard with the citrus flavors. They hurt my stomach the same way red wine does! I am a berry love tried and true, and that's where my heart lies.
My heart also lies with my favorite piece of advertising text of all time, a 2 paragraph long story about a magical prince that somehow invented LaCroixs???? If you know anything about this poem PLEASE tell me, I'm obsessed with it.
The Curate Poem (or I guess it's not really a poem, more of a short story???)
Centuries ago in a romantic land far away, a young prince formulated an exotic potion for his betrothed - it became known as curate. From then on his empire was forever blessed, for curate means cure me - try it for yourself. There's nothing else like it!
0:00 Introduction
0:06 Lemon, Lime, Orange
0:31 Pamplemousse
1:26 Berry
1:57 Apricot
2:19 Beach Plum
2:47 Coconut
3:23 Key Lime + LimonCello
4:15 Passionfruit
4:41 Tangerine
5:02 Pasteque (Watermelon)
5:46 Pure
6:05 Black Razzberry
6:23 Razz Cranberry
7:00 Hi-Biscus!
7:25 Coconut (rescore)
7:53 Guava Sao Paulo
8:10 Cherry Blossom
8:28 Mango
8:33 Peach-Pear
8:48 Specialty Coffee LaCroixs
9:08 The Curate Flavors
11:54 Conclusion