At least he provides aftercare

@PnvMete

Ай бұрын

HELP

@lilyslayzz

Ай бұрын

THE WAY MY JAW *DROPPED*

@OliviaandIsaiah

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@ThatOneHadesKidNamedNico

Ай бұрын

Nooo😭😭😭

@Kieran-fun

Ай бұрын

Nahhhh that crazy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

HAHAHAHHA THE WAY HE CUDDLED UP WITH IT 😭

@jakekymantas8778

Ай бұрын

Yep they call it making love for a reason cos he loves it 😅

@MandyLouWhobaby

Ай бұрын

He’s got the big spoon down perfect 😂❤❤

@Fantasma__

Ай бұрын

Bro tired 💀

@profitnadeem

Ай бұрын

He wore that sock out 😂zzz

@Katzl.official

Ай бұрын

300th like!!! :)

He aint socially awkward, he's awkwardly social. 😂😂

@soledadperez9393

4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MEN TAKE NOTES🤣😂😂🤣even Percy cuddles afterwards😩💖

@bettysmith9466

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@lionlikeorion

Ай бұрын

Imma be honest, I'd say cuddling is just way better than feeling the need to have sex all the time to enclose the bond. Like actually, what's so wrong with passionately tender and peaceful moments where you just... exist for eachother in a warm embrace as the time flies by?

@linux750

29 күн бұрын

Coitus improves the cuddling for men.

@harviissick

27 күн бұрын

​@@lionlikeorionaww that's so sweet to hear that someone thinks like me too!

@sidlo9708

26 күн бұрын

​@@lionlikeorionI think, man also like to cuddle after sex but only with a woman they really like or love.

The sock in 9 months 🤰

@violetweasleyveronicaazevedo25

Ай бұрын

Well actually, it’s 4-6 weeks because that’s how long it takes for a female bearded dragon to lay eggs.

@simonmemes8748

Ай бұрын

@@violetweasleyveronicaazevedo25cool fact

@eliezerjersonbulaong3650

Ай бұрын

Ay yo​@Im_ok316

@Gangstersinmyboo

Ай бұрын

Nah bruh my brothers socks are always hard does that mean they are pregnant

@TGSmonke

Ай бұрын

​@@Gangstersinmyboo oh dear God,don't touch the socks

Bro *_really_* loves that sock💀

@J-star-art1

Ай бұрын

💀😭

@q-Autumn-p

Ай бұрын

It's his SOCK 💀 iykyk

@Idk_what_toname_this

Ай бұрын

It seems that even lizards are cultured

@SadisticPicker

Ай бұрын

Hilarious!

@kendramellen4426

Ай бұрын

I also have a birded dragon

The level of professionalism she maintained in that voicemail I could never

@SHAWNBEE

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sebastianmunoz9505

11 күн бұрын

we have the same pfp what a coincidence

"Don't take you're socks off." "Why?" "Just... Don't"

aww he spooned the sock afterwards , what a sweet guy.

@OneFaithFilledLady

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ESAGEN69

Ай бұрын

You need to teach them😁​@AdrianWaterson

@bettysmith9466

Ай бұрын

He's better than some guys😅😅

@uraveling1534

Ай бұрын

​@@bettysmith9466eso suena sospechosa mente zoofilico....

@max_the_mantis5173

21 күн бұрын

​​@@bettysmith9466 TRUE. Aftercare AND beforecare are extremely important and so forgotten. 😂❤

I love that he holds it gently afterwards.

@billyshead1339

Ай бұрын

After a cig

@smokesumweedandchillout

Ай бұрын

😂

@MHGAPD

Ай бұрын

​@@billyshead1339😂😂😂

@ez-haul3097

Ай бұрын

Does it remind you of your cell mate?

@theesupremevoice

Ай бұрын

That’s bc he done bussed and tired 😂😂😂😂 IMMA DELETE THIS LATER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm sure he calls every sock back the next day, which is already more than a lot of men can say. Hahaha.

She's talkin like it's a human child's teacher conference

@queenjoy5111

Ай бұрын

😅😂😅😂😅 FUNNY AS HELL COMMENT 🤣 😂 😆 😭

A lot of the dogs didn't like it. That means some of the dogs did.

@kellies.5704

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@mariana3393

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@elenas8099

Ай бұрын

This made me laugh for a while👍

@mrmidnight8975

Ай бұрын

💀 😂

@himanimeena6673

Ай бұрын

You are funny 😂😂

He cuddled that sock like he was going to make brunch in the morning for that sock 😂

@SHAWNBEE

17 күн бұрын

Underrated 🏅 Comment

@ree3197

17 күн бұрын

✨🤣

@Planet_earth235

12 күн бұрын

I have that pet!!!!!!but mines looks different

Him cuddling his boo-sock was adorable 😂❤

Socks would be size 4 to size 15 in 9 months 😂

I mean at least he cuddles afterward.

@buttersleopaldstoch5793

Ай бұрын

That more thin some people i know

@user-co1pq2pl3k

Ай бұрын

Well the vet said he was social, he just needs it more than other fellas.

@Point-taken

Ай бұрын

​@@buttersleopaldstoch5793Shouldn't know 'some' in the first place, the fact that you do is the reason they won't do it! I mean who would?

@campbellcamera

Ай бұрын

My bearded dragon demands to cuddle me or his human mommy. He won't tolerate not being cuddled and he basically lays on me or his mommy all night. He also gives us kisses on our necks and faces. He's so sweet and adorable. This animal is life changing. I tell everyone to get a bearded dragon. They are like pure love.

@uraveling1534

Ай бұрын

​@@campbellcamerala mayoria de animales criados de nacimiento o de joven por un humano se le pega la simpatia y el cariño, aunque ay animales peores que cualquier escoria de la humanidad

The way he FLEW across the room when the sock hit the floor lol. Immediately activated.

Percy is certainly proud he is the guy, and I never knew lizards could be big humpers😊🎉❤

Percy The Bearded Dragon Is Just A Lover Not A Fighter! It's So Sweet The Way He Cuddles Up With His Socky! Shalom And Amen!❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉‼️

If he has a mate, you would have thousands of babies 💀

@phasemontony

Ай бұрын

Lol I have a bearded dragon that’s never met another bearded dragon If we hadn’t fed the old one a firefly, there would’ve been 2

@DrKurapikaIsDrowning

Ай бұрын

@@phasemontonyrip…

He’s a gentleman, with those loving cuddles 🥰

I can respect the cuddle afterwords. Seems like a genuine guy

Nahh he fell asleep, cuddling the sock like "Damn, was it as good for you as it was for me baby? Phew..i'm *EXHAUSTED!"*

@LongLostInideQueen

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Victini1239

Ай бұрын

naw jit you got me rolling down the floor 😭

@PerfectContradiction

Ай бұрын

😅

@imfineleavemetfalone

Ай бұрын

BAHA

@elainecasino4229

Ай бұрын

Lmao 😂

Okay but the way he cuddled the sock after😭😭😭😩🤣💀

@campbellcamera

Ай бұрын

I think bearded dragons are the cutest animals on Earth. My bearded dragon boy always wants to cuddle me and he will lay on my chest for hours watching movies and fall alseep. Then he crawls up my chest and kisses my neck a few times. He's literally the sweetest baby ever. Get one, they will change your life.

@BonafideStacee

Ай бұрын

@@campbellcamera omg that sounds SO sweet❣️❤️‍🔥 I already have 2 bunnies, but do Bearded Dragons do okay with other pets? Or is that dangerous?

@rosemaryh.4105

Ай бұрын

​@@BonafideStacee I've had a bearded dragon, and have 2 bunnies, lol.... My beardie was an elderly rescue lizard, so he's passed to the rainbow bridge. They show more interest in the bunnies than the bunny did towards him. But, my bunnies were interested in nibbling him. I'd suggest you never leave them unattended, as bunnies can nip a beardie quickly. I had them take turns going about the house and playing. They all seemed happy with that arrangement. 🙂

@BonafideStacee

Ай бұрын

@@rosemaryh.4105 oh wow 🤯 what a coincidence😂❤️‍🔥 That’s good to know, I might get one in the future then tbh💯

@102allenwalker

Ай бұрын

We always do that when the sex was nice 🤣🤣🤣….🫢 don’t tell me it never happened to you !?

Awwww😊, he feels good after all that activity 😂😂😂. He fell asleep with a smile and a 🧦 friend.😂😂😂😂❤❤

What a pure Gentleman, Cuddles after ❤

At least he cuddled after and didn’t just leave 😂

@slimjimmy6767

Ай бұрын

Who wants to cuddle after your all sweaty and tired lol 😅... us men are tired aftwards cause were usually the ones doing all the work😅😂

@manda_musings8459

Ай бұрын

@@slimjimmy6767 honestly I’m not a huge cuddler myself l

@CacaBallOmg123

14 күн бұрын

Maybe cuz the person you just had seggs with needs some minutes of luv(without it being seggs.)since they're also tired-? ​@@slimjimmy6767

Aww, the way he hugs the sock, you can tell it's not just lust but true love too! 🦎💖🧦

It’s so cute the way he was spooning it when he went to sleep afterwards.😂😂😂😂😂❤ the good news is he’s a lover not a fighter

Percy got his priorities straight Edit:it’s sad this comment blew up more than mi videos😭

@Hallowfn1

Ай бұрын

Fr

@W_Aviation

Ай бұрын

“Humping everyone” 💀

@pyro_mania67

Ай бұрын

Least he used a sock people in todays world need to take his advice.

@1nvisible1

Ай бұрын

*Reminds me of our high school gym teacher.*

The way he has his leg wrapped around the sock when he’s cuddling it is killing me 😂

@campbellcamera

Ай бұрын

My bearded dragon demands to cuddle me or his human mommy. He won't tolerate not being cuddled and he basically lays on me or his mommy all night. He also gives us kisses on our necks and faces. He's so sweet and adorable. This animal is life changing. I tell everyone to get a bearded dragon. They are like pure love.

BAHAHAHHA I WISH MY BEARDED DRAGON WAS HYPER LIKE THAT INSTEAD OF SLEEPING ALL YEAR ROUND 😭😭

That sleeping was cute

That’s my dog with his blanket like bro puts his whole waist into it 😭😭

@Range-Reveiws

Ай бұрын

Pov me

@lttle_mushroom

Ай бұрын

​@@Range-Reveiws WHAT-

@LittlePrincessAdyashree

Ай бұрын

​@@Range-Reveiws WAITTTTTTTTTTTTT

@dreaxy28

Ай бұрын

@@Range-ReveiwsNAHHH CRAZZYYYY

@its.alliiii

Ай бұрын

HAHAHAHHA

he is feeling ROMANTICAL.🙂

Thanks for the "Quick Update" , Literally the first short today and the Biggest Laugh. This just made my morning.

The way when I read “Percy” I screamed “PERCY JACKSON?” 😀☝️

@MillieCosplays

9 күн бұрын

HAHAHAHAHH--

He needs a mate💀

@GiyuTomioka_1

Ай бұрын

Bro was feeling it with socks💀

@Sigmakid952

Ай бұрын

💀that’s crazy

@Sigmakid952

Ай бұрын

@@GiyuTomioka_1💀💀💀💀

@RightHandTurn

Ай бұрын

sockosexual 💀

@ZoelieLevesque

Ай бұрын

Yes!

The cuddle is hilarious. He exhausted himself

Awww, the joys of pet ownership ! Well, what can you do ?! 😅😂🌋

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you gave me the first laugh of today. Thank you.

P-percy? Like... Percy Jackson😭

@1.Elliott.Draws.1

Ай бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@mmmbepis8643

Ай бұрын

I mean no disrespect, but you guys in the percy jackson fandom need to relax lol, Percy is a common name. There's a goddamn thomas the tank engine character named percy 😂

@1.Elliott.Draws.1

Ай бұрын

@@mmmbepis8643 Must say, the creator *did* confirm that they're a fan of PJO.

@mmmbepis8643

Ай бұрын

@@1.Elliott.Draws.1 Yes, but there have been times where there's something that could be related as a reference and all the comments will just be percy jackson regardless if it's related or not. It gets kind of old (for lack of a better word) to see the same thing under every single video

@TheRats..

Ай бұрын

I’m sorry for this- name the female one annabeth💀💀

I mean, Percy has his ambitions and is unashamed. I respect that.

Omg!!!!! I have 3 beardies and i have never seen this behavior before with mine, so I didn't know they can get like this. This was absolutely freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

Poor baby. Bless his heart

The cuddle was adorable Thanks so much for 100 likes 👍🏻

Sock:Where is my child support?😂💀

@PugLover9955

Ай бұрын

😂 👏

@sherah8450

Ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂

@tofujelly

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@trollmagnet8265

28 күн бұрын

Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂 this little guy is too cute and funny at the same time lol ❤ unlikely my crested gecko he so shy

Cuddles up, out of breath, I get it I totally get it

He cuddles afterwards. Great guy 😂

that's a relatable dragon. avoid the hassle of acquiring a mate, just fuck a piece of cloth instead. guy's living the dream lol.

@glittergoat91

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@rainbowfranklin

Ай бұрын

My body pillow just doesn't do it for me anymore. 😢

@BlackPillVillain

Ай бұрын

Lol

At least he likes to cuddle afterwards.❤😂😂

I have never seen a lizard act like this 😂 he is a special breed

That sleepy post nut clarity when he hugged the sock 😂

I Love that He Cuddled His Sock 😭♥️🧦

I guess the original complaint was for a dog. But the Lizzy be following the same footsteps lol

Whst a great proformer well acted ,movements spot on what a lover ❤and that struggle rug ==or sock stood up to a brutal test 😳 love that lizzard ❤

Cant believe how at one he is with his lady! So at peace! So happy!

Lawd, I need a Life Alert around my neck Jesus! Did I just see a dragon take down a sock and then took a pregnancy nap hugged up on a sock. 😂😂😂

@Ms.Maniac

Ай бұрын

Yes girl you saw that just right 🤣

@queenjoy5111

Ай бұрын

Super damn funny 😁😂 😅😂 comment ever 😅😂😅😂😅

*T H E C U M S O C K*

@jprexy6264

Ай бұрын

Yeeeeeeaaaa

@lunareclipse4084

Ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@Your_localeditor465

Ай бұрын

Cum

@valariesrisingsun7937

Ай бұрын

Bawhahaha...🤣😂😂😂

@Fnfboiischannel

Ай бұрын

The sock after a month🤰

You need a bumper sticker that says... My lizard is a big humper! 🤣🤣🤣

That lizard better be glad that those dogs like him.

I have a bearded dragon and I must say they R cute, loving, hilarious❤😂

@JackIV4

Ай бұрын

Same I have one to

@wtfbbqpwnzercopter7737

Ай бұрын

LOVING

Get a second sock, fold it and stuff it inside the first sock. It will feel more like another creature to him, and he will love it! He is so sweet, cuddling with it. Love you, Percy! ❤️🐾💕

@somedumbasskid834

Ай бұрын

Bro wtf 💀

@somedumbasskid834

Ай бұрын

Bro wtf 💀

@logancutora9553

Ай бұрын

Ain't no way I just read about creating a fleshlight for the lizard lmao

@Khrystyna853

Ай бұрын

@@logancutora9553 Why not? It's totally natural to him!

@ZeroxfishAli9047

Ай бұрын

Amazing Idea, let me go make it for my son

Omg, it's the cuddle and the pass out for me😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I FEEEEELLL FOR YOU PERCY. I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE.

Why is this the cutest and funniest thing ever

My sister rescues an rehomes animals an so she's had to deal with a "hump happy" dragon before. It was so bad at one point her vet was seriously considering fixing him.

The sock after 9 month : 🫄🏻

This shit got me rolling 😂😂😂

I have never seen a lizard hump a sock

At least he stays to cuddle afterwards. He seems like a good guy.

@maxjohnson3695

Ай бұрын

Lol

That lizard 🦎 got a foot fetish. 😂😂😂

Why my sock is sticky again Lizard: 😏😏

Keep your lizard under control.😂

Having to wash so many stiff socks is like living with an adolescent boy😂😂

That post nut clarity hit him hard , and had to rest as he thought about life . I feel that.

He got a whole beard. Lol. Get him a mate!

his aftercare is better than what my bf gives me😭

I have a beardie, and he will grab the corner of my carpet and cuddle up with it. 😂😂

“ if you look hard enough, you’ll find a Percy inside of all of us” 😅

*Me fr when I saw Percy cuddling with the sock but-* “IM MATURE” “IM MATURE” “IM MATURE”

That sock is having the time of its life💀💀

Atleast he cuddles afterwards..he's a gentleman

He’s loyal and he cuddles afterwards😮‍💨😮‍💨

That sock has seen some things 💀😭😭🙏🙏

He's a baby. What a little lover boy. So cute❤😊😅

Aww at least he cuddles the sock when he's done. Such a sweet guy! 😂😂😂😂

At least they'll be no UNWANTED PREGNANCIES...!🤣

When your camp counselor calls your parents

I finally found my spirit animal.

He just needs love ❤️ a soulmate.

Bro out of breath cuddling that sock. 😅💀

Aww he even cuddles afterwards what a good man!

He is not a BIG HUMPER He is a PRO HUMPER😂😂😂🤣🤣

Cat f-ing a handbag:finally a worthy opponenet our battle will be legendary.

@DrKurapikaIsDrowning

Ай бұрын

The strongest object enjoyer of today vs the strongest object enjoyer in history

Ok so get him a female so he chills out also the way they run across the floor looks like a face hugger running in “Aliens”

@jakekymantas8778

Ай бұрын

@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004so can’t you just get the female desex so he can still make love and bust but the female won’t get pregnant?

@ShelbU373

Ай бұрын

​@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 I know nothing that's why I'm asking but is this normal for a beardie to be this horney? I didn't no or think they had this much stamina lol😂

@Juggalesus.

Ай бұрын

​@@ShelbU373 it just depends on the animal, it's not really unusual for a beardie to be like this (at least from what I've seen), just like how it isn't unusual for a dog to act like this

@RachDarastric2

Ай бұрын

@@Juggalesus. Or a human.

@koreangirlgroup.

Ай бұрын

he’s not entitled to a female’s body! 💅🏽

Give the man a mate lol

The most healthy relationship I've seen nowadays