At least he provides aftercare

@Aphr0disi4c_

Ай бұрын

HELP

@lilyslayzz

Ай бұрын

THE WAY MY JAW *DROPPED*

@OliviaandIsaiah

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@VelvetSucks-sorry_vel-

Ай бұрын

Nooo😭😭😭

@Kieran-fun

Ай бұрын

Nahhhh that crazy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

HAHAHAHHA THE WAY HE CUDDLED UP WITH IT 😭

@jakekymantas8778

Ай бұрын

Yep they call it making love for a reason cos he loves it 😅

@MandyLouWhobaby

Ай бұрын

He’s got the big spoon down perfect 😂❤❤

@Fantasma__

Ай бұрын

Bro tired 💀

@profitnadeem

Ай бұрын

He wore that sock out 😂zzz

@Katzl.official

Ай бұрын

300th like!!! :)

aww he spooned the sock afterwards , what a sweet guy.

@AdrianWaterson

11 күн бұрын

I've never seen a lizard do this.

@OneFaithFilledLady

8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@kimiey2029

8 күн бұрын

You need to teach them😁​@@AdrianWaterson

@bettysmith9466

7 күн бұрын

He's better than some guys😅😅

@uraveling1534

6 күн бұрын

​@@bettysmith9466eso suena sospechosa mente zoofilico....

He cuddled that sock like he was going to make brunch in the morning for that sock 😂

The sock in 9 months 🤰

@violetweasleyveronicaazevedo25

Ай бұрын

Well actually, it’s 4-6 weeks because that’s how long it takes for a female bearded dragon to lay eggs.

@simonmemes8748

Ай бұрын

@@violetweasleyveronicaazevedo25cool fact

@eliezerjersonbulaong3650

Ай бұрын

Ay yo​@Im_ok316

@Gangstersinmyboo

Ай бұрын

Nah bruh my brothers socks are always hard does that mean they are pregnant

@TGSmonke

Ай бұрын

​@@Gangstersinmyboo oh dear God,don't touch the socks

Bro *_really_* loves that sock💀

@J-star-art1

28 күн бұрын

💀😭

@q-Autumn-p

28 күн бұрын

It's his SOCK 💀 iykyk

@Idk_what_toname_this

28 күн бұрын

It seems that even lizards are cultured

@SadisticPicker

27 күн бұрын

Hilarious!

@kendramellen4426

27 күн бұрын

I also have a birded dragon

MEN TAKE NOTES🤣😂😂🤣even Percy cuddles afterwards😩💖

@bettysmith9466

7 күн бұрын

😅😅😅

@lionlikeorion

6 күн бұрын

Imma be honest, I'd say cuddling is just way better than feeling the need to have sex all the time to enclose the bond. Like actually, what's so wrong with passionately tender and peaceful moments where you just... exist for eachother in a warm embrace as the time flies by?

@linux750

5 күн бұрын

Coitus improves the cuddling for men.

@harviissick

3 күн бұрын

​@@lionlikeorionaww that's so sweet to hear that someone thinks like me too!

@sidlo9708

Күн бұрын

​@@lionlikeorionI think, man also like to cuddle after sex but only with a woman they really like or love.

The way he FLEW across the room when the sock hit the floor lol. Immediately activated.

A lot of the dogs didn't like it. That means some of the dogs did.

@kellies.5704

18 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@mariana3393

16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@elenas8099

16 күн бұрын

This made me laugh for a while👍

@mrmidnight8975

16 күн бұрын

💀 😂

@himanimeena6673

15 күн бұрын

You are funny 😂😂

I love that he holds it gently afterwards.

@billyshead1339

25 күн бұрын

After a cig

@smokesumweedandchillout

24 күн бұрын

😂

@MHGAPD

24 күн бұрын

​@@billyshead1339😂😂😂

@ez-haul3097

24 күн бұрын

Does it remind you of your cell mate?

@theesupremevoice

24 күн бұрын

That’s bc he done bussed and tired 😂😂😂😂 IMMA DELETE THIS LATER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He aint socially awkward, he's awkwardly social. 😂😂

At least he cuddled after and didn’t just leave 😂

@slimjimmy6767

8 күн бұрын

Who wants to cuddle after your all sweaty and tired lol 😅... us men are tired aftwards cause were usually the ones doing all the work😅😂

@manda_musings8459

7 күн бұрын

@@slimjimmy6767 honestly I’m not a huge cuddler myself l

I mean at least he cuddles afterward.

@buttersleopaldstoch5793

28 күн бұрын

That more thin some people i know

@user-co1pq2pl3k

26 күн бұрын

Well the vet said he was social, he just needs it more than other fellas.

@Point-taken

24 күн бұрын

​@@buttersleopaldstoch5793Shouldn't know 'some' in the first place, the fact that you do is the reason they won't do it! I mean who would?

@95key

16 күн бұрын

My bearded dragon demands to cuddle me or his human mommy. He won't tolerate not being cuddled and he basically lays on me or his mommy all night. He also gives us kisses on our necks and faces. He's so sweet and adorable. This animal is life changing. I tell everyone to get a bearded dragon. They are like pure love.

@uraveling1534

6 күн бұрын

​@@95keyla mayoria de animales criados de nacimiento o de joven por un humano se le pega la simpatia y el cariño, aunque ay animales peores que cualquier escoria de la humanidad

he is feeling ROMANTICAL.🙂

Awwww😊, he feels good after all that activity 😂😂😂. He fell asleep with a smile and a 🧦 friend.😂😂😂😂❤❤

Okay but the way he cuddled the sock after😭😭😭😩🤣💀

@95key

16 күн бұрын

I think bearded dragons are the cutest animals on Earth. My bearded dragon boy always wants to cuddle me and he will lay on my chest for hours watching movies and fall alseep. Then he crawls up my chest and kisses my neck a few times. He's literally the sweetest baby ever. Get one, they will change your life.

@BonafideStacee

15 күн бұрын

@@95key omg that sounds SO sweet❣️❤️‍🔥 I already have 2 bunnies, but do Bearded Dragons do okay with other pets? Or is that dangerous?

@rosemaryh.4105

15 күн бұрын

​@@BonafideStacee I've had a bearded dragon, and have 2 bunnies, lol.... My beardie was an elderly rescue lizard, so he's passed to the rainbow bridge. They show more interest in the bunnies than the bunny did towards him. But, my bunnies were interested in nibbling him. I'd suggest you never leave them unattended, as bunnies can nip a beardie quickly. I had them take turns going about the house and playing. They all seemed happy with that arrangement. 🙂

@BonafideStacee

15 күн бұрын

@@rosemaryh.4105 oh wow 🤯 what a coincidence😂❤️‍🔥 That’s good to know, I might get one in the future then tbh💯

@102allenwalker

12 күн бұрын

We always do that when the sex was nice 🤣🤣🤣….🫢 don’t tell me it never happened to you !?

If he has a mate, you would have thousands of babies 💀

@phasemontony

Ай бұрын

Lol I have a bearded dragon that’s never met another bearded dragon If we hadn’t fed the old one a firefly, there would’ve been 2

@DrKurapikaIsDrowning

29 күн бұрын

@@phasemontonyrip…

Cant believe how at one he is with his lady! So at peace! So happy!

Percy is certainly proud he is the guy, and I never knew lizards could be big humpers😊🎉❤

Percy got his priorities straight Edit:it’s sad this comment blew up more than mi videos😭

@Hallowfn1

Ай бұрын

Fr

@W_Aviation

28 күн бұрын

“Humping everyone” 💀

@pyro_mania67

26 күн бұрын

Least he used a sock people in todays world need to take his advice.

@1nvisible1

25 күн бұрын

*Reminds me of our high school gym teacher.*

I have a beardie, and he will grab the corner of my carpet and cuddle up with it. 😂😂

Awww, the joys of pet ownership ! Well, what can you do ?! 😅😂🌋

The way he has his leg wrapped around the sock when he’s cuddling it is killing me 😂

@95key

16 күн бұрын

My bearded dragon demands to cuddle me or his human mommy. He won't tolerate not being cuddled and he basically lays on me or his mommy all night. He also gives us kisses on our necks and faces. He's so sweet and adorable. This animal is life changing. I tell everyone to get a bearded dragon. They are like pure love.

Nahh he fell asleep, cuddling the sock like "Damn, was it as good for you as it was for me baby? Phew..i'm *EXHAUSTED!"*

@LongLostInideQueen

24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Victini1239

24 күн бұрын

naw jit you got me rolling down the floor 😭

@PerfectContradiction

24 күн бұрын

😅

@angelrxse

19 күн бұрын

BAHA

@elainecasino4229

18 күн бұрын

Lmao 😂

He just needs love ❤️ a soulmate.

That sleeping was cute

That’s my dog with his blanket like bro puts his whole waist into it 😭😭

@Range-Reveiws

Ай бұрын

Pov me

@lttle_mushroom

Ай бұрын

​@@Range-Reveiws WHAT-

@LittlePrincessAdyashree

Ай бұрын

​@@Range-Reveiws WAITTTTTTTTTTTTT

@dreaxy28

Ай бұрын

@@Range-ReveiwsNAHHH CRAZZYYYY

@aaliyahsfavv

Ай бұрын

HAHAHAHHA

The cuddle is hilarious. He exhausted himself

"When a lizard and a sock loves each other very much"

What a pure Gentleman, Cuddles after ❤

He needs a mate💀

@SaadXD.

Ай бұрын

Bro was feeling it with socks💀

@Sigmakid952

Ай бұрын

💀that’s crazy

@Sigmakid952

Ай бұрын

@@SaadXD.💀💀💀💀

@Habanero_music

Ай бұрын

sockosexual 💀

@ZoelieLevesque

Ай бұрын

Yes!

The cuddle was adorable Thanks so much for 100 likes 👍🏻

She's talkin like it's a human child's teacher conference

@queenjoy5111

9 күн бұрын

😅😂😅😂😅 FUNNY AS HELL COMMENT 🤣 😂 😆 😭

Literally my dog with pillows💀

That sleepy post nut clarity when he hugged the sock 😂

He cuddles afterwards. Great guy 😂

Atleast he cuddles afterwards..he's a gentleman

Aww at least he cuddles the sock when he's done. Such a sweet guy! 😂😂😂😂

I Love that He Cuddled His Sock 😭♥️🧦

P-percy? Like... Percy Jackson😭

@1.Elliott.Draws.1

Ай бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@mmmbepis8643

Ай бұрын

I mean no disrespect, but you guys in the percy jackson fandom need to relax lol, Percy is a common name. There's a goddamn thomas the tank engine character named percy 😂

@1.Elliott.Draws.1

Ай бұрын

@@mmmbepis8643 Must say, the creator *did* confirm that they're a fan of PJO.

@mmmbepis8643

Ай бұрын

@@1.Elliott.Draws.1 Yes, but there have been times where there's something that could be related as a reference and all the comments will just be percy jackson regardless if it's related or not. It gets kind of old (for lack of a better word) to see the same thing under every single video

@TheRats..

Ай бұрын

I’m sorry for this- name the female one annabeth💀💀

Quick update in 9 mount; - Pie is Daaaaddyyy... 😂😂😂

*T H E C U M S O C K*

@jprexy6264

Ай бұрын

Yeeeeeeaaaa

@lunareclipse4084

29 күн бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@Your_localeditor465

27 күн бұрын

Cum

@valariesrisingsun7937

27 күн бұрын

Bawhahaha...🤣😂😂😂

@Fnfboiischannel

25 күн бұрын

The sock after a month🤰

That post nut clarity hit him hard , and had to rest as he thought about life . I feel that.

I mean, Percy has his ambitions and is unashamed. I respect that.

Why is this the cutest and funniest thing ever

The way when I read “Percy” I screamed “PERCY JACKSON?” 😀☝️

He fell asleep inside his sock 💀

At least he stays to cuddle afterwards. He seems like a good guy.

@maxjohnson3695

22 күн бұрын

Lol

Sock:Where is my child support?😂💀

@PugLover9955

24 күн бұрын

😂 👏

@sherah8450

17 күн бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂

@tofujelly

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@trollmagnet8265

3 күн бұрын

Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That lizard 🦎 got a foot fetish. 😂😂😂

😂😂 this little guy is too cute and funny at the same time lol ❤ unlikely my crested gecko he so shy

Having to wash so many stiff socks is like living with an adolescent boy😂😂

I have a bearded dragon and I must say they R cute, loving, hilarious❤😂

@JackIV4

29 күн бұрын

Same I have one to

@wtfbbqpwnzercopter7737

19 күн бұрын

LOVING

I have never seen a lizard hump a sock

I wasn't expecting the stuffed animal action! Seeing all the other videos with dogs, he's a special one!😊

Awww the cuddles were adorable

My sister rescues an rehomes animals an so she's had to deal with a "hump happy" dragon before. It was so bad at one point her vet was seriously considering fixing him.

I have never seen a lizard jump something before 😅

Cuddles up, out of breath, I get it I totally get it

That lizard better be glad that those dogs like him.

“ if you look hard enough, you’ll find a Percy inside of all of us” 😅

that's a relatable dragon. avoid the hassle of acquiring a mate, just fuck a piece of cloth instead. guy's living the dream lol.

@glittergoat91

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@rainbowfranklin

27 күн бұрын

My body pillow just doesn't do it for me anymore. 😢

@BlackPillVillain

6 күн бұрын

Lol

ones is save.. with my socks he would never do this.. 😂😂😂😂😂

Aww, the way he hugs the sock, you can tell it's not just lust but true love too! 🦎💖🧦

Bro out of breath cuddling that sock. 😅💀

Get a second sock, fold it and stuff it inside the first sock. It will feel more like another creature to him, and he will love it! He is so sweet, cuddling with it. Love you, Percy! ❤️🐾💕

@somedumbasskid834

11 күн бұрын

Bro wtf 💀

@somedumbasskid834

11 күн бұрын

Bro wtf 💀

@logancutora9553

11 күн бұрын

Ain't no way I just read about creating a fleshlight for the lizard lmao

@Khrystyna853

11 күн бұрын

@@logancutora9553 Why not? It's totally natural to him!

@ZeroxfishAli9047

10 күн бұрын

Amazing Idea, let me go make it for my son

I can respect the cuddle afterwords. Seems like a genuine guy

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you gave me the first laugh of today. Thank you.

Lawd, I need a Life Alert around my neck Jesus! Did I just see a dragon take down a sock and then took a pregnancy nap hugged up on a sock. 😂😂😂

@Loca1.Maniac

10 күн бұрын

Yes girl you saw that just right 🤣

@queenjoy5111

9 күн бұрын

Super damn funny 😁😂 😅😂 comment ever 😅😂😅😂😅

So cute spooning his sock ❤

He got a whole beard. Lol. Get him a mate!

At least he likes to cuddle afterwards.❤😂😂

Ok so get him a female so he chills out also the way they run across the floor looks like a face hugger running in “Aliens”

@jakekymantas8778

Ай бұрын

@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004so can’t you just get the female desex so he can still make love and bust but the female won’t get pregnant?

@Shelbscraft

Ай бұрын

​@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 I know nothing that's why I'm asking but is this normal for a beardie to be this horney? I didn't no or think they had this much stamina lol😂

@Juggalesus.

Ай бұрын

​@@Shelbscraft it just depends on the animal, it's not really unusual for a beardie to be like this (at least from what I've seen), just like how it isn't unusual for a dog to act like this

@RachDarastric2

27 күн бұрын

@@Juggalesus. Or a human.

@koreangirlgroup.

27 күн бұрын

he’s not entitled to a female’s body! 💅🏽

Cat f-ing a handbag:finally a worthy opponenet our battle will be legendary.

@DrKurapikaIsDrowning

29 күн бұрын

The strongest object enjoyer of today vs the strongest object enjoyer in history

Thanks for the "Quick Update" , Literally the first short today and the Biggest Laugh. This just made my morning.

Percy The Bearded Dragon Is Just A Lover Not A Fighter! It's So Sweet The Way He Cuddles Up With His Socky! Shalom And Amen!❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉‼️

The way he cuddled up with the sock😭😭❤️❤️

It’s so cute the way he was spooning it when he went to sleep afterwards.😂😂😂😂😂❤ the good news is he’s a lover not a fighter

Omg!!!!! I have 3 beardies and i have never seen this behavior before with mine, so I didn't know they can get like this. This was absolutely freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

This is why I consider bearded dragons as very small yet long dogs.

The cuddle 😂😂

Whst a great proformer well acted ,movements spot on what a lover ❤and that struggle rug ==or sock stood up to a brutal test 😳 love that lizzard ❤

At least they'll be no UNWANTED PREGNANCIES...!🤣

Mine just likes crawling around and trying to climb walls, he likes to go back in his tank on his own terms meaning when he comes out he's out for 30ish min before wanting a break to get a snack or bask.

That bearded dragon looks super cool it’s a Black and whitish very rare

@Mushroom-maddness104

Ай бұрын

No he I kinda old retail expert kinda

@fugyamofug

24 күн бұрын

Most beardys can turn there beard black Very cool pets I had a lemon beardy before which isnt very common they are all different colors Brown Red Orange Gray White Yellow

@AnomynousBlue

24 күн бұрын

@@fugyamofug mines orange yellow

@foreverhindered9942

23 күн бұрын

@@fugyamofugbearded dragons usually turn their chins black when either hormonal or it’s because of another male in the vicinity (and could either be they don’t like each other because there is a female or because they just have territorial dominance issues.)

@AnomynousBlue

17 күн бұрын

@@amandafaithinthefuture9789 stress or new to him

He is not a BIG HUMPER He is a PRO HUMPER😂😂😂🤣🤣

BAHAHAHHA I WISH MY BEARDED DRAGON WAS HYPER LIKE THAT INSTEAD OF SLEEPING ALL YEAR ROUND 😭😭

This telephone call was actually about a Rottweiler, not a lizard.

@jessicaholt1646

11 күн бұрын

No, you don’t say?! 🙄

@beccam696

11 күн бұрын

At least cut that bit out 😒

He’s loyal and he cuddles afterwards😮‍💨😮‍💨

That looks sweet and romantic 😂❤...

The level of professionalism she maintained in that voicemail I could never

They just like me fr

Im crying 😂

Lmfao 🤣 no words to express how cute and hilarious I find this video

He’s a gentleman, with those loving cuddles 🥰

❤😮 i- wasn’t expecting that-😂

He violated that sock! ✋😭

"Don't take you're socks off." "Why?" "Just... Don't"

Crispy socks here Crispy socks there Crispy socks is everywhere 🤣🤣🤣

imagine if he did that to a lizard😂

@lee_zee1

Ай бұрын

Imagine if he did that do a bearded dragon girl

@jakekymantas8778

Ай бұрын

Omg almost like what he thinks he’s doing 😐

@Mayonnaise_is_a_sauce

Ай бұрын

@@jakekymantas8778Fr 😑