George Washington : I cannot tell a lie Richard Nixon : I cannot tell the truth donald trump : I cannot tell the difference

@arandompotatoontheinternet8099

7 жыл бұрын

Donald J Trumptard perfect joke

@shauniebnaturalista6672

7 жыл бұрын

DUDE, that's quotable!!

@Shiva108

7 жыл бұрын

Rich but 100% true.

@darkmatter.9113

7 жыл бұрын

Donald J Trumptard Good shit !

@catladymb1864

7 жыл бұрын

Donald J Trumptard That is the best comment I have read. I love how you did not capitalize its name. NO respect like it deserves.

I wish Bill Maher would get John Stewart, John Oliver, and Trevor Noah on his show.

@alexcuellar484

7 жыл бұрын

man that'd be the best show ever

@AV-gz1bu

7 жыл бұрын

Swamp Thing watch the vanity videos where they interview them all

@fireandblood2919

7 жыл бұрын

I think it would be great if we could get all of these late night show people on together for a couple of hours. Also, it would be cool to bring in some respected conservative minded people into the conversation. America is so damn divided right now. We have to find some middle ground.

@anniemody

7 жыл бұрын

Whoa that would be da bomb......awesome suggestion !

@mattsera6574

7 жыл бұрын

+Swamp Thing Four Idiots on one show. That shit be hilarious as hell :D

I've been around 60 years, and this makes Nixon look sane.. and legal!

@dootdoot1867

7 жыл бұрын

+Kellie Malone Because they actually put an effort into hiding it. It was just recently released that Nixon pushed for the Vietnam war to extend so he could use it as an Election issue. Way to put country before party.. Or yourself... Here is Nixon's Chief Policy advisor John Ehrlichman "You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities," Ehrlichman said. "We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."

@Erin.56

7 жыл бұрын

Yes the trump presidency is worse than Nixon... It is only going to get worse from here... 38% approval and falling.... FU Trump!

@freema9246

7 жыл бұрын

Cathy L redumblicans! i can't....i love it

BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!

@wayneurquhart1967

7 жыл бұрын

And Samantha Bee for Sec of State, no wait, power make good people go crazy.

@kayem3824

7 жыл бұрын

For president of the clowning fraternity.

@OldskolFan

7 жыл бұрын

He is too honest...doesn't know how to lie.

@JoelMiller626

7 жыл бұрын

OldskolFan oh yeah.. great point.

@MegaSandyvagina

7 жыл бұрын

You idiots would seriously elect any fucking moron who is popular at the moment.

this is so far the best episode from real time's new season !

@BenBRogue

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, all this anti-Russia, war-drum beating is fantastic! /Sarcasm

@BenBRogue

7 жыл бұрын

***** Not even close!

@jeffg1524

7 жыл бұрын

More like The Apprentice - Washington Edition. Trump is behaving like he's still in the middle of a TV show.

I saw 4 scary dudes jumping this guy. So, I decided to intervene. That guy never stood a chance against all 5 of us.

@KillaSin515

7 жыл бұрын

Savage

George Washington: "I cannot tell a lie" Richard Nixon "I cannot tell the truth" Donald Trump: "I cannot tell the difference"

Maher nailed it here. NAILED it.

Don't give him a break, Bill! He didn't give you a break on that lawsuit!

@gilbertmueller720

6 жыл бұрын

L

Calling Agent Orange, Calling Agent Orange....

Bill Maher has the best Monologue Style among all the late night show hosts and writers are Amazing.

Bill Maher keeps it real

Just watched the Miller interview. He makes Rumsfeld and Cheney look warm and fuzzy.

Never thought the day would come when [some] fellow conservatives would defend a traitor and Russian stooge.

@dootdoot1867

7 жыл бұрын

Never thought i would see McCarthyism come back into the mainstream.... You do realize USA and Russian Nuclear systems are on High alert right now? We are 4 minutes away from ending all life on the planet as we know it.. And here you are pushing cold war propaganda that was pushed forward by the Deep State of non elected government officials against the elected officials.

@ZarkowsWorld

7 жыл бұрын

DootDoot >> You are not very clever. No-one is talking about rounding up people that believe in socialism -- even I too many idiotic teens do -- but to counter the very real threat and aggression that Russia pose to EU and the world. You don't even care that they invaded Ukraine, right?

@Master_Petes_Theater

3 жыл бұрын

Here it is, June 2021, and in the span of approximately seven months, we've witnessed a Trumpian-incited insurrection and Republicans who deny it happened, who blame '"antifa,", wouldn't impeach Trump, and now refuse to sponsor a bipartisan effort to investigate the insurrection. Add Qanon to the mix, plus the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene and other assorted loons, and the situation has grown even more precarious and dire.

@ZarkowsWorld

3 жыл бұрын

@@Master_Petes_Theater It´s not good.

@Master_Petes_Theater

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZarkowsWorld I daresay it is not.

I swear every time I see a picture of trump with a world leader and he looks away they instantly just have a look that says "god kill me right now"

@Erin.56

7 жыл бұрын

Yes I saw it with the Japanese pm the most! And trudeau was so much smarter than him and he is 25 years his junior

@Erin.56

7 жыл бұрын

I agree with your comment. It is so embarrassing. DJT

"While you watch the clown screw the pony, they're breaking into your car." I love lines that are just as hilarious with and without context.

@Castleclear1

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect! Funny, yet spot-on accurate (hence terrifying.)

"I know it fun.. to watch the wheels come off..The Trump car" As an European its both, terrifying and hilarious.

What I want to know is why the fuck do I have to watch the show in reverse order on youtube? Get your shit together HBO!

@Amenti_H

7 жыл бұрын

Erik Freeman .uoy htiw gnissem er'yehT

@dootdoot1867

7 жыл бұрын

It's the producers of real time and their staff. Not HBO. Write them a letter.. Pen and paper.. You will see results if you put the effort in.

VOTE 2018 & 2020. Remove the GOP from power.

"Brain Fart" hilarious!

Thank you for some sanity Bill Maher.

@gilbertmueller720

6 жыл бұрын

BbguM gnarl ii

On Majority Report they made a great point: Over the next four years we will have an Environmental Protection Agency that will work to block any new environment protections, and will actively work to dismantle any environment protections already in place.

@kevinmboeik5493

7 жыл бұрын

Mike R. that is terrible not just for the US but the entire world man

@dootdoot1867

7 жыл бұрын

So what the EPA has been doing for the last 16 years? Have you not been paying attention?It's good that Trump has woken you guys up... But Damn.. You are late.

@miker.9138

7 жыл бұрын

***** So I popped you down vote cherry? Well, you always remember your first.

Damn Bill is on fire! 🔥

We can laugh for how long? Trump is out promoting his ego in Florida!

@Erin.56

7 жыл бұрын

Yes it is so pathetic how he needs that adulation to pump up is overly bloated ego and low self esteem. 45 just wanted to win, he never wanted to govern... or work! All he wants is people to like him.. to be adored to be worshipped to have everyone believe what he says and to have no one oppose him. McCain is right on. The beginning of a dictator is the suppression of the free press. All he does is lie. He lives in an alternate reality from the 62% of us normal Americans who hate him CNN MSNBC NYT all are NOT fake news! They are the truth.!!! I am so sick of all his pathetic lies and gaslighting and "fake news" crap. I cannot stand to listen to him or look at him anymore! .I pray every day for a sudden heart attack to put us out of our misery.... i''ll take Pence anyday over the orange one.......

@HideousConformity

7 жыл бұрын

Pence is a creationist who wants 'Intelligent Design' taught as science in schools. Be careful what you wish for...

@romanmax8561

7 жыл бұрын

And what's you point ?

@shannoncameron411

7 жыл бұрын

HideousConformity And sent a woman to jail for having a miscarriage.

when trump opens his mouth he lies!

I love you man, but don't loose it

Thank you for telling it how it is !! Rome is burning and Nero is in denial !

thank goodness for Bill Maher

Bill, I'd love to see Jon Stewart as a panellist on your show. The pleasure I would get from seeing you both beat the fuck out of people like 'Milo the clown' would be immeasurable! By the way, awesome show.

Did Bill Maher just compare the President of the United States to Samsung Galaxy?!?! I know he is a comedian but there should be a boundary to what he can say... gosh... He totally owes an apology to Samsung Galaxy. At least it doesn't blame the media for its own glitches.

great lines in this show. I love Bill Maher.

Why worry about air quality when there is no future.

Bill i normally watch at work, but when I saw this guy as your first guest, I just couldn't. I don't want to waste one minute of my time watching a racist. Please don't have him on anymore.

i like eggs

Brilliant!! Love it!!

I spent the time thinking about it, 44 presidents, amazing.

we are on our way to Trump 2020!

first bitches

"Are you American? " - HAHAHA , that cracked me.

Thank God for Bill Maher... he is a Classical Liberal, Free thought, Free Speech and Freedom from things!!

You gotta give it to him, he's sharp!

Thank you, Bill Maher

We go from a president that goes "I can not tell a lie" to "I do nothing but lie"

Love you Bill Maher !!!

following the Trump administration is like the best reality tv show ever broadcasted...full of staggering comedy.. thanks from switzerland

awesome and thanks to Mr Bill Maher ,all the best

I wish I could sit down at a bar and have a beer with Bill Maher

I'm all in for a Camacho/Palin ticket in 2020.

It is amazing how we have come from a President that said I can no lie. to a President that says I cannot tell the truth. yes totally amazing!!!!

no Bill, A Tribe Called Quest called Trump Agent Orange!

We the popular voters stand for The American Constitution....

Bill is super sharp ! I love this guy.

"Agent orange" lmfao .... monsanto references belong to shillary bashing

hey Bill..it get's even better!

Hillary Clinton's new book 'Goldie Lock and the 3 branches of Government' is just so passive aggressive......

I admire Maher immensely.

American form of elections and democracy, is yet another slap in the face of all intellectuals.

There is a couple of guys at Fox that need to hear this.

Eight years of sanity was more than America could take.

Bill Maher is the most inteligen persson I heard talking is not afraid of nothing Kudos to you Bill

Good show last night, Bill & staff & crew. Pls continue to pillory El Cheeto. And that Milo fellow? He's easy. Give me an hour just to talk with him!

Comedy Central needs to re-run the Trump roast. Make it the only thing that airs on President's Day.

I've been using the age orange joke for weeks it's so good to see someone else do it XD

@rotetuefel

7 жыл бұрын

Xander Fulton same here 😉

Bill is awesome, gets it right everytime!!! Keep ´em coming Bill !!!

Sarah Palin seriously well thanks a hell of a lot Trump! You must think so highly of us here in Canada

that's what I've been saying!! They are dismantling everything

I will vote for you, sir.

I am obsessed with bill mahar.

Brilliant !!!

I love Bill Maher

that is one of the greatest political explanation..through comedy

Yeah, Scott Pruitt in the EPA. Lets put concrete on everything, then paint it green and admire our perfect world. Hell, we are on a shit river with a broken paddle

Sadly, Sarah Palin would make the perfect Ambassador to Canada.. She's *exactly* what we think of when we say 'Americans'. Exactly.

@brandonmaddox4862

7 жыл бұрын

It's sad we put the worst of us on the world stage, palin is the chick who snorts too much coke at the party and won't shut up the rest of the night.

4:10 that's why you always walk to the carnival or circus lol.

Bill is a master of his craft

I am not lying!

The press conference was scary. He seemed exhausted and unhinged. Even more delusional than usual.

George Costanza: "if you believe it, it's not lying." Bannon: (hypnotizing Trump) You are in my power.... you will believe.... you will do as I say..... Trump: I am in your power.... I believe.... I will do as you say....

Bill should have some Bernie or Busters on tu ask them, "How you feeling about that holier-than-thou Never Hillary bullshit now?"

You're the man Bill!

Sarah Palin as amabassador to Canada? Really? Can't Trump find someone who can speak at least one of the official languages of Canada?

why is the president doing a campaign rally in Florida. While vice president pence travel and meets with world leaders and government officials. what is wrong with this picture?

OMG....SO AWESOME

Bill Maher is the best

Great show last night...

“I cannot tell a lie!” Neither can Trump... ;)

Did he just unironically say the Flynn thing was the biggest Presidential scandal ever? What?

Amen!!!!!!!!

love that one AGENT ORANGE.

wow that was some ballsy stuff Maher just said.

Russ- Bill: I'M TRIGGERED!

" While you're watching the clown screw the pony, they're breaking into your car." That's as good a synopsis of the Trump administration as you're going to get.

VM 9; You summed it up in a NUT shell, i have been saying this from the beginning. SMH

It works for me and Melanie- lol

Maher killed it on this one

love you bill trump CRAZY

Trump-Jong-iL is really bringing out the best in Bill Maher.

That would be so cool to see Jon Oliver, John Stewart or Stephen Colbert on Bill's show. Get them on Bill.

Lock her up! that's what they chanted when talking about Hillary during the campaign... and they were deadly upset about some emails! I say at least that is warranted when receiving help and giving information to a hostile nation. Lock Trump up!!

Just saw you live and holy shit, it was amazing!