Plot twist: Irresistible grace is behind a paywall.

@RL-tg6ds

Ай бұрын

Bwahahaha! Good one!

@isaacray8530

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@deannaprince7954

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@johnclose2925

Ай бұрын

Martin Luther has left the chat.

@RonAllenTaylor

Ай бұрын

KEITH … KEEEYYYTH …

I want my alarm to just be a rooster crowing. After all, it worked for Peter

@robmc120

Ай бұрын

underrated comment

@petermadany2779

Ай бұрын

I cannot deny that's a good idea.

@GogakuOtaku

Ай бұрын

@@robmc120 thank you!

Yes I absolutely need R.C yelling WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU at me a couple of times a day.🤣🤣🤣🤣

“What’s wrong with you people?” would be a good ringtone, ngl.

@KristiLEvans1

Ай бұрын

😅

Hey brother, if you love Jesus, you're going to get the Total Depravity Tracker

Pastor Keith, your comedic ability is proof of God's love for the world.

@Morethangood.

Ай бұрын

I AGREE

The Baptist version made my day!😂

@appointedaday-ur6st

Ай бұрын

forgot the Calvinist version that counts sin to see if you were ever saved to begin with

I just got the app, it’s sooooooo good. Especially the part where even THINKING about watching the “acolyte” was akin to murder

@kristinazubic9669

Ай бұрын

They’ve murdered the franchise, all right.

Fantastic! Oh how I would love to have those three gentlemen’s quotes as ringtones! What’s wrong with you people?!?! Priceless

@joshuamuchmore5049

Ай бұрын

It can be done. That’s my ringtone. 😊

Tracker says "Yes" 😂...I was eagerly anticipating Sproul.❤❤❤😂

@Dilley_G45

Ай бұрын

What's wrong with you people 😆

Here, take my $$$. Need this NOW. I'm staying up late the night before church. I need to know how badly I've sinned if I oversleep tomorrow!

@gregb6469

Ай бұрын

Or if you fall asleep during the sermon!

@deannaprince7954

Ай бұрын

@@gregb6469 Yes !!!! I'm already late for church. It's Keith Foskey's fault for making binge-worthy videos.

@kathleenkirchoff9223

Ай бұрын

​@@gregb6469 ooh guilty even with awesome preaching.

Finally a device Leighton will believe

@toolegittoquit_001

Ай бұрын

Indeed 😂

You really made me laugh when you got to the Baptist. Ah, it really does take one to know one. 😂😂

If you can't say Amen say ouch is the best ...GOD Bless brother Foskey

You're a legend! 😂 Your satirical stuff is so good

It's easy to have bad experiences with Calvinists but guys like Gavin Ortlund (truth unites), Richard Ackerman (redeemed zoomer) and Keith Foskey with his light hearted comedy gold really evens it out ❤.

Just put a picture of paul washer as your phone wallpaper

I think my smartphone App Store is too depraved to host this…

This is awesome!

Love it!!

Hilarious as always 😂

This must be ligit because as an Anabaptist, I don't even think about this and clearly have no need of such technology.

Powered by Artificial Intelligence... and the power of Real Stupidity. Love the Baptist option. Not expecting the self-own.

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

Ай бұрын

I can poke fun in all directions.

@sherisouth5963

Ай бұрын

But will it allow me to judge multiple neighbors simultaneously?

@coultersheppard2052

Ай бұрын

@@sherisouth5963 The human mind can already do that better than any AI could ever dream.

@redfrozenseven

Ай бұрын

Keith is great at self defecating humor…

@petermadany2779

Ай бұрын

@@redfrozenseven Nice malapropism.

Thanks for the smile.

I love your comedic sketches man. Thank you. Oh, and hello from Morocco.

Bravo! Hilarious!

You're so fun! Happy Lord's Day!

“Chances are, you probably do” lol

@GogakuOtaku

Ай бұрын

Funny because it’s true

One of your best!😂

Love you brother

Next up: The Heretic Tracker-Can sense what kind of heretic is entering the room, and helps instruct you on how to proactively dialogue with them.

@cindymonk6994

Ай бұрын

.. featuring Donall and Connell!

@GogakuOtaku

Ай бұрын

@@cindymonk6994shut up and take my money

This is gold

Oh brother this is gold😂

Next will be the Unconditional Election and Predestination Tracker.

@petermadany2779

Ай бұрын

Don't mention Election, or KZread will provide context about what happened in 2020.

Funny stuff!

Pure genius! Thanks brother 😂.

Ha….i need one for sure! I’m looking on the App Store now!😅

GOLD. Just, gold.

that a great one!!

Thank you so much for this. So much gold, like the streets of New Jerusalem. How would the app respond, though, to Frank the Hippie Pope actually getting something right; but, phrasing it in a hateful manner? IDK, maybe stating something about too many of certain people in the seminaries?

I'm not a Calvinist, but I absolutely love this guy and this channel. Great stuff Keith!

That was golden! Love that content!

This is amazing! 😂 As a fellow Calvinist with a son named Calvin, I approve. Great work Keith.

What a funny video - I love church humor haha 😂

Is there an update coming with Paul Washer's "BLASPHEMY!" also included?

Lol😂 @ not counting your sins but counting your neighbour’s sins 😂

Brilliant as spot! Looking forward to your Turbo Encabulator next!

Is that like the limited atonement meter app? Where you can measure how much God is able to do far more abundantly above what we can ask or think, according to the power that works in us. That app?

Tithe subscription each month or free version with ads for cheesy Christian gifts!

Couple that with Smilin' Joel's cube and you've got something 🤨

This is fantastic on so many levels. My whole family loved it!!

That was hilarious! If you hadn't heard your calling, I would have said you missed it Keith!

Gold star on this one! The Pentecostal dial and 3 alarm options got me 😂

The one bit of TULIP we agree with. Yes I am a Lutheran. God bless you Pastor Keith. And yes I would agree that a broken AC is a sign of God’s displeasure. Also do you have a Lutheran option?

Reformed technologies !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You a Genius !

This was hilarious lol

My “What’s wrong with you people!” would be like a ringtone.😂

Loved it. Blessings from Chile

Calvinists, we are few. It's been a hard lesson, reality check for me.

Great job, brother -- hitting nerves and making us like it 😄

As a Southern Baptist I approve of this app. LOL

"Persnickety self-loathers" RICH!! 🤣🤣

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

Ай бұрын

That was my favorite line too ;-)

As a software engineer, I think I might write it.

😂 brilliant!

This is amazing. Lol

Where do I preorder?

Greatness!

I think the app should say "your sin brought the most possible glory to God! You did God's will!"

When I heard those alarm voices, I just about died! You're one of the few bapists that's really funny.

So much sharing

Too funny…🤪

Y''all owe me a new keyboard - and monitor! I just spewed coffee over both of them!

I quit wondering if I was sinning…..I know, oh I know.

It baffles me how easy it would be it would be to make this app real

Haha this is great:)

As a baptist, I object to that portrayal. We don’t judge; that’s for other denoms.

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

Ай бұрын

As a Baptist, it was a joke ;-)

@margaretthemagnificent

Ай бұрын

@@ConversationswithaCalvinist Jokes are what OTHER denominations do.

@margaretthemagnificent

Ай бұрын

@@ConversationswithaCalvinist ;D

Hilarious!!

Where can I buy this 😂😂😂

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Fantastic pastor Keith! Will you be at the SBC yearly meeting?

Great work, man. Really, the late night talk shows aren’t as good as you. 😂

Is there an IFB version that warns you of the presence of a non KJV Bible near by?

If predestination is the truth, then I'm not saved.

Idea: the denominations take a math test (the egalitarian has trouble answering inequalities)

imma get some RC on that tracker app. I confess to being persnickity once in a while.

Total depravity tracker but everything is called a sin because even the works of the righteous are tainted with sin.

For the algorithm

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

Ай бұрын

My man!!!

Lol if you made this app I would pay $2 for the joke of having it.

This is like the Forgivomatic from Veggietales

😜😜😜😜

*not available in Utah*

Like counting steps app, a sin counting app. Can you send it to the CLOUD?

Is it in the Play Store yet?

How can I trust this app if the programmers were born with a total Inability to understand spiritual truth?

@hayfieldhermit9657

Ай бұрын

Maybe the programmers are not babies anymore... If they are that could be a real problem.

Ha ha. You need to develop a Reverse Mode to track the number of times you didn't sin. Kind of like counting steps the user could try for a new high score every day. and it would have less zeros on the screen.

@363catman

Ай бұрын

Don't tell the prosperity gospel crowd but maybe add Indulgence Mode, Link it with square for credit cards and it can show how much you need donate to the church for reparation of said sin. 😆

@robmc120

Ай бұрын

or "x seconds since i've sinned" option......

It's apparent you aren't concerned with the fitness apps. You didn't have to tell us 😂

release date when?

That's wild. How are Calvinists going to get by with that thing going off every time they open their mouths?

How about the indwelling Holy Spirit, who will bring conviction.