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@Operanix

2 жыл бұрын

Happy holidays

@dooriron2984

2 жыл бұрын

happy new year

@eally5185

2 жыл бұрын

Ok?

@eally5185

2 жыл бұрын

en. wow

@eally5185

2 жыл бұрын

Weit. what. okoko

If anyone is wondering about the chances of actually getting 6 notch apples in that one chest, it's more rare than getting all 12 ender eyes in a portal in the first place. Chances of that are about 1 in a trillion. There's a 10% chance of each frame having an eye of ender already in place, so the chances of having all 12 eyes in place is around 0.00000000001%, while the chances of getting a notch apple in a ruined portal chest is 1.5%, so the chances of getting 6 notch apples in one ruined chest is about 0.000000000011390625%, so it's pretty safe to assume it's more rare to get 6 notch apples from a ruined portal chest than to get all 12 eyes in an ender portal from the get go.

@rachelf4488

2 жыл бұрын

I already knew that getting all 12 ender eyes in a portal I already knew that tears 1in a trillion

@THECRINGERAILWAY

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachelf4488 did I ask?

@tanukaushik8712

2 жыл бұрын

Did you saw the time he came in end he was in creative mode the fourth player two cornet

@fireball6562

2 жыл бұрын

@Yakko_BrawlStars Naruto fan you've got a point

@larsbrunschwig2095

2 жыл бұрын

I know its legit

Two words to describe all of these “speedruns” is “how convenient”

@atdynax

2 жыл бұрын

"One" word. ;)

@meowms9969

2 жыл бұрын

Two words

@nathanielross285

2 жыл бұрын

Oops typo i meant 2 words :P

@jashybro

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielross285 edit it to say 2 words so you dont look dumb lol

@moshi_monster1985

2 жыл бұрын

Although the tower one at 4:19 is really cause once I was in survival and pearled into the tower I was stuck like that but as soon as I walked I fell so I think I was glitched in the block

I actually believe for number 5 that he was just genuinely surprised that he got stuck in the side of the tower because ender pearls do have a tendency to do that sometimes so he was just looking around like "what the hell lmao" and trying to display that's what he was thinking because he had no microphone

I love that when cutting the video and starting near the 'rare' diamond tree, his timer goes from 37 seconds to 11 seconds. Totally legit!

@jamieswildworld1145

2 жыл бұрын

Also does it during End fight.

@WYVERN_76

Жыл бұрын

💯

@_DashGaming_

11 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure it was a joke the first one

I like to imagine how much the speedrun verificators laugh watching runs like these

@dantron2000

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god it’s sand! Also me too

@urmumisfat4845

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think so, they are probably just a hindrance.

@Pringleverse

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl, me too tho.

@wwafflezz6687

2 жыл бұрын

Best job ever.

@-.normal_peep.-

2 жыл бұрын

Just a normal person your cercle ThInG ( idk y i sed thing like that.... ) is sans and the 2 run........................ undertale soundtrack: sans. and if u se this than my gut let me caz i get emberisd to much! :|

I love how he says on #4 “I don’t think I’ve seen a speed run without a village at the start.” But In reality, the one that he literally watched before started by a ruined portal

@Anne91000

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@clarkkent1473

2 жыл бұрын

World seed please

@huachengsimp8988

2 жыл бұрын

Also in the same speed run he mentions how the guy gets hundreds of god apples and it’s 64 lol

@p4tchPL

2 жыл бұрын

But also speedrunners use reset seeds to get villages. This youtuber knows nothing about speedrunning.

@pusheenthecat9264

2 жыл бұрын

@@huachengsimp8988 he was being sarcastic

I love how for Bubble's speedrun you can literally watch him alter the times

We’re only just starting and already the 1st one is absolutely brilliant, made some much funnier by the commentary on top XD Great video dood :)

*Gets 6 God Apples from 1 chest* GLAK Jack: “Seems like it could be real” Edit: ok at this point I’m just confused

@DevOperatingSystem

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, 6 god apples are very unlikely but it is real. The diamond however, cannot spawn in a ruined portal chest making this the first red flag.

@JustPineapple

2 жыл бұрын

@@DevOperatingSystem yeah but it’s gotta be the same chances as a ender portal with 12 eyes

@DevOperatingSystem

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustPineapple Idk math so ima just agree with you.

@yes2143

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustPineapple if there is a chance, it can happen.

@kayleywebsterputnam9088

2 жыл бұрын

@pineapple plays that means it would be a 1/1000000000000 aka 1T

4:21 is actually legit it happens sometimes when pearling into a wall

@elvenfellow8596

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same. Quite common. Funny that this person hasn't don't it.

@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS

Жыл бұрын

Actually it doesn't "happen" it's a bug (Dat mojanh might never fix) Dat happens when u hold crouch when landing after throw enderpearl, the block u land on will behave like honey, like if its hit box hot 1px smaller, and allowing u to Anand on it, but after u uncrouch, u fall, and anso I think it doesn't happen 100% of the time, it's like 50%

@refertopfp9627

Жыл бұрын

@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS It's a bug that happens.

14:01 Hi Nether Villager!

“Hey mom, can we get Ayundaru?” Mom: “No, we have Ayundaru at home.” Ayundaru at home:

"Hundreds of golden apples." *Is a stack of 64 just spread into 6 slots.*

@thijsd3578

2 жыл бұрын

"Thousands of gold blocks" just 3 stacks

@xLanzer

Жыл бұрын

You know what he means

@ZippyZippyCC

Жыл бұрын

"Millions of diamonds" *5 diamonds*

@xLanzer

Жыл бұрын

@@ZippyZippyCC I don't know if you're either joking or just don't know what hyperbole is

@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399

11 ай бұрын

"Trillions Of Iron Blocks Just 5 stacks

I love the way this guy has reactions that most of us would have, nothing feels exaggerated, its so chill

The portal can actually spawn in a village, depenging on what version it is. In 1.14 or prior, the worldgeneration function is different, so you have an about 1 in 1058340598769E589486, wich is higher, than the calculated amount of worlds ever created... (you could also use mods, because the Forge DevKit allows you to make custom world generation)

@IsaiahL973

Жыл бұрын

You spelled which wrong

@omp4556

Жыл бұрын

@@IsaiahL973 Sorry I guess?

@MUSA_SMSW_OFFICAL

Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry but… 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@bungiecrimes7247

10 ай бұрын

Which*

You can get Obsidian in a ruined Nether chest, but it's usually about one or two blocks.

@Inkcat71

2 жыл бұрын

I got 6 once

@ireneparkin3360

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inkcat71 cool.

@Grixis_Teller_of_Tales

2 жыл бұрын

Ruin portals can spawn in a village but very rare

@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS

Жыл бұрын

@@Inkcat71 dats the max iirc, more it's impossible

The amount of obsidian in the ruined portal of the first speed run is impossible to generate normally.

@boneappletea5890

2 жыл бұрын

i was wondering about that lol

@Vandalieu

2 жыл бұрын

I just created a new world about 10 minutes and I literally had a portal just a couple hundred blocks away from me and inside the chest were 2 Obsidian and a Flint and Steel. it's not a perfect one, it's missing a corner and one of them is a Crying Obsidian but it works, unfortunately I made it to test some things out so I put it on creative so it's not like I can do a speed run with it. But yeah that is way to much Obsidian in the chest.

@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS

Жыл бұрын

@@Vandalieu u can't speedrun in a already generated world, u need to generate one with a random seed, and the changlce of getting the same seed as Dat world is basically none, or literally none, idk

@Vandalieu

Жыл бұрын

@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS I already know that, I was pointing out that it can actually happen, spawning close by a village or a broken portal or even both. Next time why don't you use your head a little.

@Daveaintreal

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, and you can't get diamonds from a ruined portal chest

I love how that one dude went about killing the blazes with snowballs instead of his looting III netherite sword.

The chest: * has 64 gapples * glakjack: "It's got HUNDREDS of god apples"

"hundreds of gapples" one stack "thousands of gold blocks" three stacks

@jeremygrier4917

2 жыл бұрын

do you not understand exaggeration/hyperbole? ofc it’s not thousands. it’s just a common slang.

@antares5097

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremygrier4917 ofc i understand hyperbole, i just think you could substitute dozens for thousands and not blow it way out of proportion

@cyberfaunix6920

2 жыл бұрын

@@antares5097 could say the same for all the speedruns but to each their own

@Dawid23_Gamer

2 жыл бұрын

"trillions of notch apples" eight stacks

@chrischappell7182

2 жыл бұрын

I just gave this the 66th like and- ... Execute order 66 on the fake speedruns.( sorry if this made you cringe)

Fun fact! Two portals may spawn together so two chests. But it’s VERY VERY rare.

That dude in chat during Run 3, saying "You ain't living unless youre at risk of Carpal Tunnel" is a high level giga Chad, but I also pray for his hands

The "Whitesmith" sign got me lmao, i kept neutral face but that sign just got me xD

i love how its very funny when they show all their commands when they open chat.

@dannymoonie3914

2 жыл бұрын

@@wgtwm pretty sure most of them are

13:24 that hole in the house is actually real but the "speedrunner" made it deeper

@myplanetchannel5932

Жыл бұрын

Idk why it has a hole

i started playing vanilla for the first time since like 1.10 my spawn had an stronghold within like 5 chuncks and the nether portal i built landed me right inside of a nether fortress and i was like neat and then proceeded to die from blazes like 10 times lol

7:05 "But not without walking on the fire first..." LOL

I’m willing to bet at least one of these is simply satire

@jeremybeihneitha5069

2 жыл бұрын

Frfr...The first one seemed to me like a sarcastic parody

@t.mendous7922

2 жыл бұрын

Quite likely. It seems that if you show the slash kill on screen, its not real. Although some people out there are stupid enough to try it

@theresaclark9848

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this guy only does these videos for views....#5 and #4 are definite memes, and I've only made it through the first 2 so far.

@t.mendous7922

2 жыл бұрын

@@theresaclark9848 And why do think most people put videos on KZread? Your name also shows how much imagination you have. Zilch.

GLAL Jack, excellent video:) These people doing fake speedruns are hilarious

LMAO the blackout part at 11:30 was funny af

That Mario music in the beginning was rad. I must have that remix lol.

The first fake speed run made me laugh so hard I spit milk on my monitor

#1 seems more like a Speedrun guide more than an actual Speedrun

@thegreydiant1652

2 жыл бұрын

Yea it feels like a guide

its so cool thanks for making this

9:32 it is possible but really rare

That nether portal in the village thing is actually possible. I even once found one of the massive portals right at the center I think it was 12x12 pretty rare tho

@atsoma5043

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@michaldemo

2 жыл бұрын

that true i have seed with village with nether portal

@Cash_Prodz

2 жыл бұрын

12x12!? The highest I’ve got is 6x6

@Cash_Prodz

2 жыл бұрын

Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m pretty bad at Minecraft

@zenthous9568

2 жыл бұрын

Not like it was In the video

The ruined portal in MikiCili's run is actually possible. I found one under a farm in a village on a normal survival world several months ago. It had spawned below the farm and opened out the area around it so yeah there was a farm with this random hollow cube underneath with a Portal in it

@AlphaUru

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I once found a plains village that was on the border of a swamp biome, so the villagers had the swamp disguise on, and a ruined nether portal had also spawned in the village. Wildest shit I've ever seen naturally spawn in a world.

@xamilanmc

2 жыл бұрын

my brother found one in a villagers house xD

@josephdavis1174

2 жыл бұрын

I found one in the village's marketplace

omg the nether villager killed me lmao

thanks to you, i will start my own youtuber life and make the most dumb fake speedruns tomorrow

@Slimy-mm9ec

2 жыл бұрын

my life is being blessed and ruined at the same time

9:42 potion of healing, bruh

There's Efficiency 1000 Unbreaking 32000 Fortune 100 And then there's Mending

10:50 they should add a easter egg where lighting a portal with an enchanted flint and steel would make a portal to the portal hall from minecraft story mode

Sometimes I think that people doing these type of speed runs are just people who take it as a challenge to just finish it as fast as possible. Like a challenge to set up and finish it their own way as fast as they can. Or it’s just the view of “I can do it faster” but not realizing there are rules? Either way, funny stuff. 😂

I would of put number 5 at 3 as I think that one was worse then 4 and 3. I love watching these videos just came up on my KZread home one day and now I always keep a look out for them

@eternalagentshorts

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

2:46 THE SPEEDRUN TIME CHANGED FROM 34 TO 11

@Vocable-Twins369

2 жыл бұрын

Ah that’s practically saying “one of my eyes are blue and the other is green. The green one looks like a cat eye.” But they are wearing contacts and sunglasses indoors.

@dereckthemac8572

2 жыл бұрын

happened twice btw

@sarahbailey9727

Жыл бұрын

I know

*this is very great!*

Oddly enough the Ruined portal in a village is possible. I had one spawn literally as part of a Village Crop farm including one of the dirt blocks being replaced by obsidian and one of the middle water blocks being replaced by a Gold Block.

5:38 before this dude fakes his speedruns, he should really make sure to leave the elytra or chestplate, and have about three stacks of fireworks for the elytra

10:06 idk man looks pretty legit to me

Lol "hundreds of golden apples". These are fun though, thanks buddy

And the casual sans theme in the background 😂😂

can we appreciate how long it took to enchant those items?

@seanbaby1060

Жыл бұрын

You can use commands to give enchantments

2:45 as u can see his armor bar is also full so he either has full netherite armor or full diamond armor and the amount of times he restarted the timer is crazy

The hoke in that one acacia hut is actually natural if you've ever gone and seen one but with out the "natural hole " to the end portal

I love your videos and l love you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰

8:31 he spawns in with a dirt block in his inventory, is that a new feature

I tried few times to find a seed for speedrun, and once I actually spawned next to desert temple (where I found enough diamonds for pickaxe and also enchanted golden apple) and then next to it I found ruined portal with enough obsidian (considering I already had diamond pickaxe from desert temple, I was able to build the portal) to go to nether. So it’s not like it’s impossible to find seeds like that. But I was out of luck after going to nether 😀

Watching the third one cut all over the place is like a goddamn fever dream holy fuck

cant wait til this guy becomes a big name

4:00 he resets the time LMAO

The odds of each part of the first speedrun is first, the 11 eye portal which is 1 in 100 billion, then getting six god apples, some thing, because the rarity of getting a notch apple is 1 in 69 chance, so that run is pretty rare

@Inkcat71

2 жыл бұрын

69 funny

@antebellum1776

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inkcat71 Funny thing is, it's actually accurate. It's roughly 1.5%, which are the odds of finding one god apple in a ruined portal chest.

@Dude-zn5be

2 жыл бұрын

@@antebellum1776 yeah it’s pretty close 1/69 is 1.44%

Those guys really think we are gonna be like : "omg what insane luck a full netherite gear !"

these are most definitely troll submissions

For the first one, that sticking to the pillar thing i legit. Sometimes when you throw an enderpearl at some blocks, it puts you kind of inside. Happened to me when i helped my friend with her end fight and another time in a skywars match. Also, it was funny how he kept reseting the clock

Your vids are the best! I have been subbed for a long time and I always will be! ❤️

You're very cool and calm. I like youtubers who are calm like you🙂.

If I ever fake a speed run for April Fools day then I'm just making an End Portal, hoping into a boat and going Captain Ahab on the dragon with stacks eggs.

For bubbles Speedrun the tower stuck feature is actually real. It can happen sometimes you are stuck in a block. But rest of the run fake ofc

5:35 the more you see the worse it gets

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun start without being directly next to a village” He forgot about the one he saw right before

I like how in the first speed run, he cut back his time at the OP tree 😂😂😂

1:31 I like how he didn't have the brain cells to think of at least trying to Cover his Ass and make it look Randomized. Instead, he just *NEATLY SORTED* The very obviously non-generated items.

@whymeme5841

2 жыл бұрын

Well because it's satire it's not a real faked speedrun

Some villager huts actually do spawn with the hole in the floor, though I don't know if his convenient cheatski-doodle one was the kind that does.

Almost nothing in here was possible 😂

Laughed so hard I just about cried.

11:00 this is possible, it's happened to me ofc not the part where there's no portal and fully enchanted netherite gear but it is possible to spawn in a village with a repairable ruined portal and spawn right next to a fortrees. in the seed I got there was also a bastion super close to the fortress as well!

@Wesmellblood

2 жыл бұрын

He never said it wasn’t possible

@KatsuBaku

Жыл бұрын

But he never said it was

15:23 i guess the dragon is allergic to soul sand (or soul soil I DON'T KNOW)

4:25 this is actually a very common glitch with minecraft and ender pearls, but quite difficult to pull off

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun where the runner doesnt start directly next to a village” The speedrun literally a minute before this:😧

8:52 PINK SHEEP Wait its a pig never gonna give you up

7:30 he set the game mode back to creative mode 😭😂

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun start without being directly next to a village” the fake speedrun he just watched: “am I a joke to you?”

You make my day

I've actually spawned right next to a village before on the second world I made, while my first has one just behind a hill. So it is possible to spawn next to a village.

@wisvai279

2 жыл бұрын

Very possible, it happens a lot, I agree

For number 3 when he opened the first/ “totally normal chest” you could se that he was selecting a health 2 potion and when he was grabbing items from a fake chest it didn’t fill one spot it should have filled so I think he downloaded a texture pack that makes health potions invisible.

NICE VID!

To be honest I really like the parkour nice parkour dude

Can we all agree that when he uploads our day gets better!!!

8:37 LMAO THAT IS A MOJANG/MICROSOFT RECOMMENDED SEED- its a village with a stronghold right beneath it

3:05 hehehe magic tree nice

*minecraft player finds 3 stacks of gold* GLAK Jack: “hE fInDs ThOuSaNdS oF gOlD” *minecraft player also finds 48 enchanted golden apples* GLAK jack: “Guys he found hundreds of god apples”

Ok I will say, in the dirty one, he gets stuck to a tower with a bender pearl. This is something that can actually happen. You can simply walk out of the block you are in to escape.

Ruined portals do spawn naturally in villages- I once had a desert village, desert temple and ruined portal all within 250 blocks of each other on my Switch.

Funny thing is, most fake speedruns that give you like fully enchanted netherite armor and stuff aren’t even the world weekends

I like how he broke his goal by a long shot 😂

Once while i was looking for a village i found one with a nether portal spawned in the middle but set the villiage on fire lol

A interesting idea would be to make a video on a fake Speedrun witch isn't obviously fake because these are all very similar. Like your videos

@lakshitgupta2860

2 жыл бұрын

You a hater?

@i1C4RU5

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this seems to pander pretty heavily towards kids, especially because he's constantly 'surprised' as the runs get increasingly nonsensical, and because he cuts away from the run every two seconds to explain what just happened to pad for more watch time.

@michaelmailey8503

2 жыл бұрын

@@i1C4RU5 I believe it is meant to be sarcasm

@michaelmailey8503

2 жыл бұрын

@@i1C4RU5 instead of actually being 'surprised'

@limeflashlight4101

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmailey8503 yeah but it is honestly not that funny because I think if these were from one of those [fake speedruns be like...] it would be funnier than this guy making fun of these obviously ironic and fake videos

Bro this is so funny

Most of these are purposely fake but sure are great entertainment