I’m American, and that is the least offensive, most fact-based joke about us you could tell. If dude got offended, he’s an insecure Karen

@madnessbydesign1415

Күн бұрын

Fellow American here: He's not wrong - it's a good joke... :)

If only people here could take a joke as well as they take extra fries.

@DavidTa2

12 күн бұрын

Nice

@flappingarms9335

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@daddystu7046

11 күн бұрын

Or their uncles sausage.

@hansOrf

10 күн бұрын

Or up the ass 😮

@237homer238

10 күн бұрын

You... you have the frys extra, so you can have the pure lard were they are made in????? And you guys pretend to beleve in god....

OMG JIMMY CARR SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE NO WAY NOBODY SAW THIS COMING! 😂

"Think of it as friendly fire". Something the Septics are good at 😂

@steved2008

10 күн бұрын

Yeah thanks for explaining that gag

@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid

9 күн бұрын

The Septics LOL where did that term for Americans come from? God they are so septic. Half of em want to elect a crooked autocrat who tried a coup just to "punish the libs."

@klumpytheklown3798

8 күн бұрын

I don't get it.

@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid

8 күн бұрын

Setpic is slang for American. Idk how it started but I like it.

@steved2008

7 күн бұрын

@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid septic tank = Yank

Jimmy Carr, pushing people's buttons? Well this comes out of nowhere. Wish I could have caught him in Pittsburgh, hope he makes it back to the US soon.

To be fair, he wasn't wrong about Kiedis.

@atomicwedgie8176

13 күн бұрын

Kiedis went to Jeffries 'Island'. True monster.

@Reggie2000

12 күн бұрын

​@@atomicwedgie8176 What did he do on the island that you have proof of? 🤔

@theshushu7940

12 күн бұрын

@@Reggie2000 Went digging and the "flight logs" are fake so Kiedis never went. That doesn't mean he didn't sexually assault someone or have a sexual relationship with a 14y/o both verified. The relationship he wrote about in his book.

i love jimmy carr, cant stop laughing at all the content

“We hired Jimmy Carr and he made fun of everyone.” “Well, i mean… that’s why you hired him, right?”

"Happy birthday, mom".🤣

@CMOT101

13 күн бұрын

Mum*

It’s hard being funny when some self important … err person, takes it personally when you’re not even aware he was there. I’m sure it was more fun in the retelling than in experiencing it.

Just saw your new Netflix special. Great job!

I can! My grandfather was from Manchester area and was hysterical!.

Both savage and hysterical.

Great stuff!

2:35... I once saw you say that's your favourite sound in the world, Jim. I suppose it's a little scary in a roomful of nutters! 😂

Americans are a bit of an enigma for me. They managed to make all these great sitcoms without having a sense of humour

@penguinista

11 күн бұрын

We used it all up making the classic sitcoms. Now we just have the synthetic stuff made from soy.

@josephgreen2824

3 күн бұрын

Which American sitcoms do you speak of?

Lov jimmy carr jokes

As an American, few things tickle me more than people who are not American or do not come from the states, making fun of Americans. Lol. It always makes me laugh.

i'm american and i love you jimmy, if someone can't take a joke, they def shouldn't be at a comedy show

@paulsengupta971

11 күн бұрын

They weren't, they were at an awards ceremony!

Jimmy Carr likes to push buttons. That's his routine. It doesn't bother me as long as I know what I'm in for.

I am taking notes. I have a photographic memory but I ran out of film

@falconpowerful2362

17 күн бұрын

I read that as “pornographic memory” at first… I thought I had met a likeminded person.

@JokeAlley

16 күн бұрын

@@falconpowerful2362 lol

Eat as much as you CAN.... You it probably tastes awful.

Of COURSE Americans can take a joke. We had tRump for "president", didn't we?

"I'm a fairly modern man" but still uses fucking maps...

In your defense. Kiedis is way overrated. 🤣

LOL Do not for a second believe Brits do not get offended as easily as anyone else. Jimmy's great, love his style.

@penguinista

11 күн бұрын

There are people who can take it both sides of the Atlantic. And people who can't.

@jamescuttler8047

11 күн бұрын

I hope you know Americans are famous for not being able to take what they dish out

@joebloggs396

10 күн бұрын

Well the UK doesn't get jokes about it but rather pathetic bigotism from extremely insecure people. Jokes are comedy not hate.

Not sure how Jimmy would go touring through the US bible belt...

@richard6440

11 күн бұрын

Very quickly :)

Hes doing Tim Vine at his own game!

Well, as an American I can definitely say this is a man who's seen the inside of a Golden Corral. Also, screw that guy, the joke was funny.

Did he borrow those trousers off his Dad?

Jimmy! They give you a free t-shirt here in America when you finish the ole-96-er…..(steak in ounces) Forgive me, how old is your Nana again? 😂😂

@dylancobalt7807

17 күн бұрын

Wow Americans really cannot speak English. This is hilarious 😂😂😂

@daneenmurf1043

14 күн бұрын

96 ounces ....... thats six pounds !!! I've seen smaller babies grow up to be big strong men !

'£17 for that? you're having a ... laugh' Well then they've got what they paid for, right? What else can someone hope for at a comedy show?

That map joke aged well... What with SatNav and everything

Laugh at others..or laugh about yourself..humour is direct 😉 shine..why do we do we why..hate out of 10 counts about..

Jimmy age gracefully mate. I don’t know what you’re doing but you’re looking a bit odd. Stop before you turn into Simon Cowell.

I don't get what the joke is? Is it the restaurant names or something else?

@chgjake2230

12 күн бұрын

It’s making fun of americans for being fat and competitive

Jimmy Carr now is starting to look a bit like Cliff Richards.

They took 4 jokes on 9/11

Lots of Americans (certainly not all) takes jokes about their country just as good as some more extreme islamic states takes jokes about islam

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It gets old.

IM MURIKA, WORST PEOPLE EVER!

@oz_jones

14 күн бұрын

😂 not even close

It's nice to watch old Jimmy Carr clips, back when he was funny and not just lecturing people for 50% of his netflix specials.

@JamifyYT

16 күн бұрын

His new stuff is funny as well in my opinion but I respect yours. Surely the lecturing is a means/bridge to introduce and discuss the topics he makes jokes about.

he's looking skinny. are you ok?

Wow, so bad. Really taken a dive.

Jimmy Carr is rather tedious. And a tax cheat, to boot.

How is any of these funny