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The "Three Amigos" died horrible deaths.
Everybody's heard of ¡Three Amigos!, but you might not have noticed the movie takes a frighteningly bizarre turn about halfway through.
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Everybody's heard of ¡Three Amigos!, but you might not have noticed the movie takes a frighteningly bizarre turn about halfway through.
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Wait. They had rabies? So you’re saying they died like dogs?
@moviepants5841
Жыл бұрын
Nice.
@davidusa47
23 күн бұрын
Case closed
This point is where we learn that Ned is actually the fastest gunslinger in the west. The German learned to be fast by copying Ned, he even carries his gun which leads to some cowboy making fun of it and our first gunfight. The German is fast as hell, but he eventually believes that Ned is so fast that it is impossible and is just movie tricks. During this scene they casually thank Ned for catching "Dinner". Dinner is BATS! Have you ever seen a bat fly? They have random and erratic flight patterns. They are almost impossible to shoot with a pistol, but not for Ned. Ned literally shot bats out of the sky with his PISTOL! Oh, and bats come out when it gets dark so also we should note that there was low visibility at the time. I watched this movie a hundred times as a kid but only just realized the last time I watched that they were lowkey hinting at Ned's skills. Then at the end, Ned is giving a gun way bigger and heavier than the one he usually has. He still outdraws and kills the GERMAN with it!!! Guys, Ned Nederlander is a pure gunslinger on par with Roland Deschain of Gilead.
@spino-tinodon1146
2 жыл бұрын
I am going to see this video as nothing more than a Creepy Pasta or "The 3 Amigos" died theory.
@gourdguru
Жыл бұрын
the great thing is that still flies with this. whether it's a hallucination or not is still up in the air, and it would make sense for ned to be a fast performative shooter if he was commonly doing gunplay films, and to adapt quickly when in the thick of it like this. if we assume ned was a fast and flashy show shooter, he likely would have been shooting at spinning/moving targets, freefloating balloons, clay discs in flight, maybe shooting a playing card or a silver dollar out of the air, all skills that would have made him comfortable judging a target's speed/trajectory and shooting at fluttering and erratic targets. perfect skills for bird/bat shooting. likewise being a sport/stunt shooter, not a defense nut or a hunter, he would have moral/ethical issues with the actual purpose of his firearm when it comes down to it, which manifests in his hallucination. he's a cowboy shooter who likely got into it because of a western/"cowboys and indians" type of influence through wild west shows or western sensational media as a kid and as such combined with his altruistic bent has the fantasy of the white hat wearing hero gunning down the dirty bandits and saving the day, but is hesitant of the deadly reality of that fantasy, and if unaware he's hallucinating and thereby mistaking his hallucination for reality, would act accordingly.
@FrancisRG
Жыл бұрын
Besides that, he carries his gun as true gunfighters should do. Very low to make easy to draw
@Khaymen223
3 ай бұрын
Pardon me Sai', but that's a bold statement thinking he can level up with Roland.
@joeschmoe1150
3 ай бұрын
@@Khaymen223 Cry pardon, I have forgotten the face of my father. Maybe Cuthbert or Alain?
Coronavirus started with the Amigos. One minute you're doing a buttercup dance, the next you've started a global pandemic.
@josephthunstrom1942
4 жыл бұрын
just the other day i was singing "My little buttercup" to my cat. i might need a test.
@EmperorMingg
3 жыл бұрын
Eating a medium rare bat around the fire 🤣
picturing three ridiculously dressed skeletons rotting around a campfire is just hilarious to me. great video.
It’s a classic. We watch it every time we need a good laugh. It’s clean and silly with great acting. Don’t take yourself too seriously.
@phoeveezy6398
4 жыл бұрын
"I'll fill you so full of led you'll be using your dick as a pencil" pretty clean lol
@ryanbarker5217
4 жыл бұрын
i doubt it's really meant to be taken seriously, it's meant to be watched.
@auniversalwoman
Ай бұрын
Love that is clean and funny. The smartest kind of funny
The title had me thinking this was a negative review about how the second half of the movie was bad. On the contrary, it's a clever fan-theory mixed into a movie review. I really enjoyed it. This should have more views! lol
@albertbresca5801
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you there, as it was impressive... and enjoyable... watched the whole thing through and that is unusual in itself as usually watch a bit then skip[ the rest but this was surprisingly enjoyable
She’s(Rebecca Ferrari) also the client that went down on Ace Ventura. And the woman who asked the 3 amigos for help was the beauty pageant contestant in Beetlejuice.
AND NOW WE KNOW!!!! AND, NOW I THANK YOU!!!! I ALWAYS wondered about that movie!!! Sure, it was funny!!! As a kid, back in the day! I had a good laugh! But, didn't really get it! NOW I DO!!! SO, THANKS!!!
Here we are today in a global pandemic because of bats. Wish China would have seen this video before they started COVID-19
I was seven years old when this movie came out, and I think I have seen it a dozen or so times probably just as much as the movie Die Hard, but not one time did I ever think that the Three Amigos died halfway through the movie. Excellent fan Theory and I completely agree with you
It's a comedy dude relax. Over thinking it a tad
@albertbresca5801
4 жыл бұрын
but enjoyable theories... made me want to watch the movie again....
@hiryuswagg8983
3 жыл бұрын
Theorizing is actually a form of entertainment.
@sweeneytodd8318
3 жыл бұрын
No smoke without fire...
@ChildrensRightsFirst947
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@ericstoverink6579
3 жыл бұрын
Why does it bother you that people like to talk about movies?
One of the BEST 80 movies EVEEEER ;-) I saw it 50 times !!
@auniversalwoman
Ай бұрын
Same
@auniversalwoman
Ай бұрын
Its easy to quote 😂
this is one of the movies i watch just for the comedy and because it's nostalgic
Is this a review by the Invisible Swordsman???
Bats didn't make the Chinese hallucinate.
Goodnight Ned
So much theory, so little research. If they cooked that bat for more than a minute any rabies cells would be wiped out. Pfft!
@oilersridersbluejays
2 жыл бұрын
Even medium rare bat won’t give you rabies. Just a dumb theory with little research behind it. Just speculation.
Not a fan of "it was just a dream" theories, but in this case it sounds funny. It could have been a mix of hallucinations and reality as The Amigos didn't know about the german and his associates or that they were quickdraw experts. If they were part of Ned's dream imagination it could mean that Ned is some kind of psychic. My theory is that the Amigos live in the parody universe, the same where the Airplane, Hot Shots, Top Secret and Naked Gun are set.
A small detail in favor of your theory: Lucky Day (Steve Martin) is shot in the arm during their first encounter with El Guapo, which would be a serious wound in the desert without medical attention. However, throughout the 3rd act, he never winces or appears injured, including when he's swinging from a rope, escaping the priests' torture chamber, or hanging from the wing of the aircraft. That makes sense if Ned's hallucinating the whole thing--Lucky's physical pain wouldn't compute. In any case, it's a truly great comedy with legendary bits. Fun theory!
@bakedwithrealchez
Жыл бұрын
Oh great! Real bullets!!!
@guitawrizt
Жыл бұрын
. . . and the wound & jacket miraculously healed
@VesnaVK
3 ай бұрын
@@guitawrizt Granny repaired the jacket. She can sew like the wind!
you cant punch holes in a comedy dude!! lol it made me laff and i would rent it today if i felt the need
One of my favorite movies, and this theory is hilarious
The Bush, in Mexico, was singing "Ol Susanna".
I just re watched this movie as a 51 yr old and noticed for the very first time the shift in the second half of the film. I was a teenager when this came out and a huge fan of Steve and Chevy, I also love "ridiculous" humor so maybe that's why I never noticed it before. This last time though, it really stuck out to me, I couldn't get it out of my head. Then out of nowhere this video shows up so I click it, thinking that it's going to be a "where are they now?" type video, but that's not the case at all. Everything you pointed out goes along with everything I know to be true, especially the dreaming scenario and the desert scene, you asked who's perspective we could be seeing the story through. That part really struck a note with me, I totally agree that it might be Neds. In my dreams, if I have to pee, there is no toilet in sight. Then when I finally find one, it doesn't matter how much I go, I still have to go insanely bad. If I'm trying to get somewhere fast, somewhere miles away, the only thing I'll have to get there with is something ridiculous like a bike with only one pedal, and the brakes will be locked up. Then when it seems that I have made a little progress with that, I look back down and now it'll be a skateboard with only one wheel on the front and one wheel on the back. So this theory really makes total sense to me, I couldn't agree more with everything you hit on. This movie has been, and probably always will be my favorite comedy, I love everything about it, but with this theory bouncing around in my head, I think I might just like the movie a little more now.
Never heard eating bats would do that, but back in the mid-1970s I had this particular acid trip. I had a old hound dog Buck, vividly recall he walked on his hind-legs wearing my boots and he stepped into my room. He was raising hell about the canned dog food threatening me with ass kicking because I had bought it instead of his usual dry-food. Needless to say your mind can do some really bizarre things on the right fuel, never bought canned dog food again.
"...aloof shrubbery." Very clever.
It's fun but a common mistake when it comes to fan theories. Sometimes a nonsensical or terrible movie is just that.
@paulcristo
4 жыл бұрын
What's the mistake?
Just watched this yesterday with my 14 year old son and he liked it
Considering the 80s had a...plethora... of films like this in nature such as Ghostbusters and Back to the Future, I don’t think too much of it and just appreciate it for what it is. Good video though. In reality, some overly sheltered celebs in those days would die very violently I 100% agree with in that situation lol.
I’m sorry sir but you have a plethora of issues with this classic comedy. 😂😂😂
Rabies would have taken weeks to months. not minutes at the camp site.
@davidusa47
4 жыл бұрын
COvideo - maybe something else that a bat carries has a shorter incubation period. But yeah. Also possible that they’re tripping. The background in that scene is pretty shroomy and looks that way before they eat the bats.
i personally don't think that this happened, but its an intresting theory!
Bravo for this creative analysis! My sombrero is off to you!
Excellent analysis and overall superb delivery!! 👌 The theory of Ned's fever dream makes sense after watching this. I recall the turtle 🐢 being the last to say, "Goodnight, Ned" before the 3 amigos fell asleep
oh my god. this could be practically canon. if you see at the end, the kid who asked for Dusty’s watch when he was dead does get his watch. Also the way they wouldve been dying during the Blue Shadows song and the story favoring Ned when he seems to out-sing the other two and they look jealous, if you see it that way.
One problem - cooking meat infected with rabies inactivates the rabies.
@emilypetsche1
2 жыл бұрын
So does that mean they didn’t get the rabies? I feel like this whole thing is just a conspiracy theory
@moviepants5841
2 жыл бұрын
Dusty asks for his bat meat medium-rare; certainly a risk for a food-borne illness.
9:22 of course his age is 33
One BIG flaw, rabies has a long incubation period. They wouldn’t have started noticing somethings wrong until a either a day or a year later.
@andrerobatino6298
Жыл бұрын
From what I've read, the shortest documented incubation period is 4 days, and is usually between 20 and 90 days. Not to mention getting rabies by eating an infected animal (instead of being bitten) is extremely rare. More likely the writers decided to go in a different direction at that point and didn't have time to rewrite what they already had.
@bensosnowski1128
4 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing (: I didn’t want to think about one of my favorite movies in such an unfortunate way
I wasn't ready for this at all. I've been watching this movie since it came out, literally one of my favorite movies. I recorded every song of the movie, and this part is one of my favorite parts of the movie. Wooow!🤯🤯🤯
That is one horrific theory! Never thought of it!
Have you seen the movie? Its not a hallucination, its Martin shorts characters (Ned) dream as he sleeps the night away. The song where it all starts is them trying to calm Ned's anxiety about sleeping outside with the animals and put him to sleep and it worked and the rest of the movie is Ned's dream
@anakinuzamakihatake5366
3 жыл бұрын
Chill it’s jus a fun theoryb
Dryly funny. Should review those yeti chaseing shows next!
that's given me a whole new layer of enjoyment for this film. mind blown
Good theory, but there are a lot of holes. First of all, it is pretty hard to get rabies by eating infected meat. Second, it takes weeks for the virus to replicate enough to get into the brain and show symptoms if not months in humans, not hours.
I love this . Great job . Going to watch the rest of your videos now. Thank you for this . I am now wondering about “they live “
Great rewiew! thx for posting
😂😂😂 The analysis of this movie is almost as funny as the movie itself. Oh hey, Star Wars was just a hallucination that started after Luke drank spoiled blue milk. 🙄
@ericstoverink6579
Жыл бұрын
That would explain all the massive plot holes, and the simple terribleness of the entire franchise.
Best explanation I've heard.
8:30 Wasn't expecting to find the Spanish Inquisition in this movie, huh?
I liked your take on this, it's a great alternative view.
This brings our current circumstances into sharp focus
One of the great movies! My little buttercup always has the sweetest smile when I watch this movie ! A plethora of laughs.
Well done. The Amigos died of rabies. Love it.
@ryanbarker5217
4 жыл бұрын
no, they died of coronavirus. then voted democrat.
The Santo Pocans gave away 3 horses for them to ride out into the desert to their deaths? All 3 of them rode in on a single donkey after all. But I like the theory. I just watched it the other day and was trying to make sense of the musical number of talking animals, the singing bush and invisible guy, Ned's impossibly short landing, and where the hell all the guns came from at the end of the movie. Maybe the plane had an extra crate of guns in them??? The movie raises a plethora of questions.
I don't know... getting sick from eating a bat? Sounds kinda far fetched don't you think?
@kennethlindahl9206
4 ай бұрын
And an invisible swordsman and a singing bush isn't far fetched? lol I get ya, It had to be a dose of peyote that was the appetizer.
*_Me after watching this and looking at all my Ned x Lucky shit:_* ...Guess it's angst time
They’re not dead. I saw that movie just a few mins ago. Clearly they’re not dead. They got plethora of lives on them.
Well, this explains a lot. And unlike many fan theories, this one does not remove any of the humor/drama/pathos of the actual movie, just a different (and valid) angle. Thank you!
But wasn't some of the supernatural stuff (such as the singing bush and the invisible guy) mentioned by the villagers BEFORE they ate the bats? Did the villagers somehow have rabies too. Also, given how overcooked those bats appear to be, the rabies would probably be destroyed.
I never noticed this until now, but some dude legitimately gets drilled by a horse. Not in the good natured, sexual way, like when we were on spring break back at the farm, but in a violent, "I hope he's ok!" kind of way. Check it out at around 4:12. It's quick, but you can see it probably hurt.
@bmoney972
3 жыл бұрын
saw it....didnt look like a stunt
@TXRager
Жыл бұрын
Not the worst thing to happen in a John landis movie and definitely not the worst stunt gone wrong with maximum ouch. Just saying
The backdrop during the bat eating, campfire scene is very obviously a painted backdrop. It looks like the kind of cheap prop they would have used on a studio set during the silent movie era. Considering the three Amigo's professional background and the fact they'd likely have never spent time in a Mexican desert, their point of reference for what a Mexican desert might look like may very well not extend beyond painted backdrops, like the one featured in this scene. This lends more weight to the dead or dreaming theory.
Hold up but how would Ned know what the german looked like if he hadn't met him before the party
Can you get rabies by eating a roasted bat?
@AR-cp5dz
Жыл бұрын
It is destroyed within a few minutes at temperatures greater than 122°F
@silvermainecoons3269
4 ай бұрын
Nope.
"Will you ever do a 'Three Amigo's 2'?" "No no, those three were dead in the desert before the first movie was completed. No sequels for corpses!"
This makes a lot of sense I must say.
Thanks for ruining a childhood favorite of mine! Lol!
Alright, you convinced me. What do we do now?
Doesn't hold water. The Germans were introduced early in the movie, but the Amigos didn't meet them until El Guapo's. They had no knowledge the Germans existed.
@moviepants5841
5 ай бұрын
We’ve run the numbers and determined that it’s a just coincidence that there are real and imagined Germans. Happens from time to time.
To be honest, it's a good thought, but the playboy centrefold was in the movie before the bat, and the village dresses as amigos to scare away the attackers, as that works, otherwise they would not have fled, ipso facto the movie is 100 percentage true.
@oilersridersbluejays
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
this is dark, but plausible. :LoL. good watch.
This chef in Australia (JMB) still hasn’t watched it and refused to, there is something wrong with this person...
Damn if you don't make a compelling argument... my youth will never be the same...
Ned is the one who drew the line in the sand “men or mice”.
I think it was just a comedy, and you're diving to far into it. Besides, those bats were cooked on fire, and probably burnt to a crisp based on how the sounded when being eaten, and I doubt the virus would have survived that. I'm not a virologist, but that seems pretty logical.
@moviepants5841
2 жыл бұрын
Dusty asks for a medium-rare bat.
@oilersridersbluejays
2 жыл бұрын
Medium rare is still long enough to cook out any virus in a bat. You’re reaching too much. It’s an 80s satirical slapstick comedy film, nothing more, nothing less.
You should do more of these. Very interesting.
@moviepants5841
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks! We're working on more. Stay tuned.
@burt5141
3 жыл бұрын
No, they shouldn't.
I think they died before they went back for the directions and that this is just Ned’s dying hallucination.
This is a classic
I don't understand how this movie bombed!!!! It's effin iconic!!!!!
Or I have another theory. Maybe 'The Three Amigos' was after all...A FREAKING COMEDY MOVIE???!!!!! 🤔
The Faux Amigaux sequence has always been the one part of this movie that didn't make sense to me. (Singing horses and everything else all seemed fine to me via suspension of disbelief.) Thanks to Movie Pants, it now fits! It all fits!
Big Question, Wouldn't the Cooked Bats Kill the Rabies Virus before they consumed them.
This is a brilliant take!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha soooo good! This is why we watch movies so we can have our own take on it. It’s amazing
Nice video!
This movie is infamous.
Wow. Makes perfect sense.
El Guapo asks Steve Martin to stay so he can watch his friend die. He answers: " I have seen it"
@AR-cp5dz
Жыл бұрын
He asked Chevy Chase.
0:16 - Movies are shot on _celluloid_ not cellulose. You could try to make a movie on cellulose but you’d be disappointed with the result.
It's all explained now....
One of the best comedies of all times.😊
You need to add corona
I've watched Amigos Amigos Amigos was hooked ever since 😆😂
How there wasn't an Amigos insert in Fallout New Vegas I won't understand.
The 3 amigos died? I was just laughing watching the clips. Now I'm sad.
Such a good movie... ❤
Excellent analysis! Would that the movie had actually done this!
I have a theory about this, here it is.............................................(IT'S A F%&*!NG MOVIE).
@moviepants5841
5 жыл бұрын
Well, that's not nearly as much fun.
Nice theory. But I stil believe this was based on a real story.
@moviepants5841
4 ай бұрын
We can both be right.
but, could you have also applied the same ned theory to the first half of the movie if you said they were dead from the very start? it's hard to say ned has these hallucinations based on armchair psychology when his real world is so utterly bizarre to the point of telegraphs appearing almost magically on demand. we can't look at landis' previous output as being relevant, he was just the director and on trial over 'the twilight zone' movie at the time, so i'm not sure how much usable input he would have had. he should have gone to jail. anyhooways, we have to bear in mind one of the writers was lorne michaels, who also wrote for SNL, among other things, and certainly was no stranger to some absurdist humour now and then. another writer was steve martin, who's written for plenty of movies. given what he's written, i would venture to say this paranormal and absurdist turn of events, which is admittedly obvious (still funny, though), was probably his doing more than michaels or newman, but who knows. did they research bats? in the era before the internet i think that's kinda doubtful, seems more of an ick-factor thing and they can't be eating anything 'cute.' ya never know.... dunno, i think they went down that path, which was already silly as hell, just to ramp it up a notch and i question whether it was even a conscious decision. maybe the original intent was to have it all be filled with supernatural elements, but they decided to tone the first half down so they had some place to go with it? well, enough of all that, i'm going to watch this documentary coming on, 'the ghost and mr. chicken.'
The villagers dressed up as the 3 amigos because they were afraid to face El Guapo as themselves in case things didnt go well. Even so pretty unrealistic they took zero casualties.
@matmagix3845
Жыл бұрын
true - I think there was a lot of surprise as well, I feel El Guapo's men didn't expect any form of fierce resistance and could terrorise the villagers as they normally would and I bet they were confused seeing almost multiples of those three amigos they didn't know where to begin.
I have seen many a crazy movie theory, but this one takes the f**king cake, man! 😂
You never heard of slapstick comedy??