“right on time” *looks at nonexistent watch* this is why ur videos r the best

@true_wind3453

5 жыл бұрын

pls add russian subtitles!!!!!!!!!!!

@quicklyasmr5259

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@Crzy520

5 жыл бұрын

Le_Mon_s Sirom what

@recruityboiii4485

5 жыл бұрын

No he is just using a nothing watch he purchased from the nothing man

@cottoneyejoe8285

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's a holographic watch visible by a nanochip in his brain

You should name it Cratos

@jaystargaming172

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius

@iTyncWithReality

4 жыл бұрын

This is beautiful 😁

@scwid2475

4 жыл бұрын

go go gadget suitcase he said cratos as in “crate” thats why its a c

@achelp954

4 жыл бұрын

Dude...

@krea_2r

4 жыл бұрын

NO!

Send help. *Please.* I've been trapped in this crate for days.

@creaturewithashell1297

5 жыл бұрын

Last time I saw you you were hanging out under my bed, what happened? 😂

@riodejaneiro791

5 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm a big fan of you i actually like the way you act on that tentacles hentai 🤩

@cthulhu5702

5 жыл бұрын

@@creaturewithashell1297 They threw a net over me and dragged me out.

@cthulhu5702

5 жыл бұрын

@@riodejaneiro791 I was young and needed the money.

@Justme2278j

5 жыл бұрын

I can help child

I have a theory. He said that the Thing is a combination of parts from Margaret's Garden, which were assembled by Corvus. If this is true, then that leads us back into another video. The First Annual Modification Signup at Arkham Sanitarium. Then that means that we (the viewers) are/were The Thing. BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY AN ASMR THEORY

@JeeMorpheus

5 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAND… CUT

@PoptartIsBallin

5 жыл бұрын

I dont need sleep. _I NEED ANSWERS_

@marxjester9802

5 жыл бұрын

It’s the ER Cinematic Universe coming Into play

@boopsboops7692

5 жыл бұрын

The government of Arkham sanitation would like to inform you that this is not the case.

@gianmarcovinals483

5 жыл бұрын

Dominic Coccia Care to elaborate?

*Plot twist* : His barber is in the crate.

@MustObeyTheRules

5 жыл бұрын

Keep him locked in then. Generic hair cuts get boring

@dabufboi8976

5 жыл бұрын

It would make sense

@kabuto1859

5 жыл бұрын

Is it Jones J Jameson's barber? He trusts his barber

Based on the chains and lock, I'm almost certain my 2 year old nephew is in that Crate.

@ethancrowe280

5 жыл бұрын

Not your 3 year old nephew?

@TACOMACARSCENEYT

5 жыл бұрын

what 💀

@xxx9edgelord6xxx81

5 жыл бұрын

I snorted

@justicekahler4779

5 жыл бұрын

Hold up

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

Well it seems your nephew may be ugly if one of its facts is: if you look upon it you will go insane. I checked and I can’t say for sure but i don’t think I went insane. Edit:never mind I’m just always insane

Instead of talking to me check under your desk someone is staring at your shoes

@FlowerVagabond

5 жыл бұрын

Tea Drinker ok but do people actually listen to asmr at desks bruh

@newworldarmsrace9698

5 жыл бұрын

I think these other two comments might have missed the video your referencing 😂

@forskinshredr

5 жыл бұрын

@Rebecca Matthews woosh

@forskinshredr

5 жыл бұрын

@@FlowerVagabond woosh

@nayy3068

5 жыл бұрын

@Rebecca Matthews Matthews gangg

B.O.B.= Bound Organism in the Box

@D.Wapher

5 жыл бұрын

B.O.B. = Big Omnic Butler Oh wait, wrong universe.

@matthewwillis315

5 жыл бұрын

There’s the reason for the name now just to know what he put under the blanket to be the subject???

@ITriggerWokeSJWS

5 жыл бұрын

Big Organic Butter! He loves popcorn 🤗

@trilliasf

5 жыл бұрын

bunch of beetles

@boopsboops7692

5 жыл бұрын

SCP 303 “Bob” SCP 303 or “bob” is a thing that takes the appearance of you contained in a box. If looked at, the viewer goes completely insane. This thing dose I fact want to have a different name other than bob but referring to this thing as the viewers name constantly would be troublesome.

Normally the Professor's speech patterns freak me out, but he doesn't sound quite as menacing in this video for some reason.

ONE more "Calm App" ad and I'm going to need a few days in the garden..

@KingKonamiLive

5 жыл бұрын

So true tho, I want Er to calm me not a British man

@Chad-Shakespeare

5 жыл бұрын

I would give anything for more calm app ads instead of DiDi and Ola ads

@mikaelk7153

5 жыл бұрын

Cozy up under the corvus

@yaotzingaming9322

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelk7153 Hehe , Nice one!

@ratboy2791

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelk7153 gladly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Absolutely no one The thing: *whispers* “they tryna be crate”

@davidclout6286

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Federici top quality.

@nonchalantbeatz

5 жыл бұрын

Pancake Souls agreed

@ireneweina2652

5 жыл бұрын

Just laughed my ass off lmao

@Demon_SXZ

5 жыл бұрын

*they tryna be grape*

@plantbasedsho

5 жыл бұрын

_i wheezed--_

ER's videos always test the line between reality and imagination, and that's why I like his content so much

@quicklyasmr5259

5 жыл бұрын

Dave White agreed

@velocityhdmi8140

5 жыл бұрын

Go search up goodnight moon you'll say the same about her

@billiamcaprisun428

5 жыл бұрын

Each of them is a fucking fever dream

@SealWithAGlock

3 жыл бұрын

I like his content because it is the weird ASMR, but not the WEIRD ASMR, you know? it's weird to the level where it's just silly, but not the sort of weird where it's just mostly naked women moaning into the camera, disguised as ASMR. (i have a habit of trying to find the bottom of a community, I found the bottom of the ASMR rabbit hole............DONT EVEN TRY to find it yourself, I'm scarred for life. half of it is just porn with the word asmr thrown in there.

My brain: **literally boiling** ER: excellent

@CWINDOWSsystem32

5 жыл бұрын

*Heartbeat sounds like a freight train* "Very good"

So this is what the lock master was working on

Maybe call him "Craig, The Crate Creature."

@pinesy9452

5 жыл бұрын

I actually like this

@craigbarnes2679

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t disrespect my name like dat

@geoffw6007

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, call it Covid the Corona Creature

Probably helping the folks at Area 51 sneak out ET

@glitchinthematrix555

5 жыл бұрын

Bearded Whisperer ASMR any aliens in Area 51 would’ve been moved to a new location decades ago once word got out that Area 51 even exists.

@pentry20

5 жыл бұрын

@@glitchinthematrix555 o fuck 0-0 that's probably true huh

@lillianfox6848

5 жыл бұрын

@@glitchinthematrix555 people think the military is dumb, but they're gonna learn the hard way if anyone is dumb enough to try some shit at Area 51 in September.

@avolatilenoodle7829

5 жыл бұрын

@@lillianfox6848 Clearly you don't understand the "joke"

@zentunozentuno1012

5 жыл бұрын

I'm the 200 like

ER:exists People in the comments looking for memes: Write that down, write that down.

@sansomega6261

5 жыл бұрын

Writing intensifies

@windhelmguard2328

5 жыл бұрын

A Jolly Wanker. Classic picture.

Perhaps we should hand this over to our fellow colleagues at SCP. For safekeeping, of course.

Are you keeping my will to live trapped in that box

@quicklyasmr5259

5 жыл бұрын

Cactus Man same

@pinedragon5398

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t it be smaller?

@amenacetosociety1

5 жыл бұрын

You got a lot of nerve showing yourself around these parts cactus man.

@bluebear1818

5 жыл бұрын

@@amenacetosociety1 cactusville. old western movie. heh.

@cactusman8980

5 жыл бұрын

@@amenacetosociety1 you dare apose me mortal?

Your hair and beard are getting so long, you are so close to being able to do a Gandalf role play. ... ... ... Please do a Gandalf roleplay

@malacekop9990

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

(you...shall not...pass...)

@Stickygrenade-

3 жыл бұрын

Aw he should do a jesus roleplay

@potatogeneral4072

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stickygrenade- He did one already its on his channel somewhere.

9:56 everybody gangsta till rift asks for your *patient ID number*

@jaystargaming172

5 жыл бұрын

*And I 00p......*

hmmm i think jack is an excellent name. Jack who lives in the box

You should do an area 51 raid rolaplay. Maybe discuss the plan to get in or be an alien that's been freed from the base!!!

@joergen1670

5 жыл бұрын

I have no reasons with Dave!!!

@shannonbennetts

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! Why not both? 💃

@joergen1670

5 жыл бұрын

Shannon Bennetts yeah!!

@Noah-pr2or

5 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it.

@pentry20

5 жыл бұрын

@@joergen1670 rip joergen

Call him Reginald Hemsworth III

@michellehingston1118

4 жыл бұрын

Ok?

That lock seams familiar

24:10 get that brush out of my face it was just on a crate that’s had god knows what on it Edit: 1 year later I still remember the exact moment and time I got the notification for the video and made this comment. I skipped through the video to find something to joke about cause I was in class and I can’t exactly watch a 40 minutes video in class. Idk thought this was cool and decides to share it

@jumbojiggalo9576

5 жыл бұрын

Trihard little bit of crate Aids scare you? Pfft...

@mikesavage8252

5 жыл бұрын

C R A T E A I D S

@stallionduck8519

5 жыл бұрын

TriHard 7

@lukkius5624

5 жыл бұрын

@@stallionduck8519 a man of jameskii i see

@CasparFloof

5 жыл бұрын

Jumbo Jiggalo 😳

another cracking The combination episode is hereby requested!

General Kenobi: *pops out* General Kenobi: “Hello there”

@MephilesRider

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaylaTheCatgirl He is a bold one.

@endermage77

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaylaTheCatgirl The High Ground is a place of great potential energy And Kenobi converted it to kinetic energy by jumping down and adding downward velocity. This kinetic energy was used to kilter General Grevious just enough to put him off edge and make him (eventually) automatically lose the battle.

@bluebear1818

4 жыл бұрын

"general kenobi..."

CRATE MAN, would you be so kind as to join us in the Area 51 raid

@pleasantpheasant7456

5 жыл бұрын

I will wrestle my way into area 51

@ITriggerWokeSJWS

5 жыл бұрын

We must teach him the ways of Naruto run!

@Armatu5

5 жыл бұрын

His name is Bob, have some respect lol

@teehundeart

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe we can distract the guards with gamer girl pee

@CBCsolar

4 жыл бұрын

The raid was disappointing and my day is ruined

"ahh. you arrived.. excellent." *sees box* me: did you steal some high tech stuff from area 51?.. wait... NO. youve stolen an alien.

@niekesselbrugge1132

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he is preparing bombs for the raid

@alexia3729

5 жыл бұрын

ayy lmao

@anthonyaurel6001

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: He is Alien.

@CasparFloof

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan love your pfp weezer is epic

@ethan-mr9tm

5 жыл бұрын

@@CasparFloof lit

Would be funnier if he said "I'm thinking of ... Pryarchestrial Molunculum (or some weird shit)... or.. Bob"

Does anyone else look at the thumbnail and think man those cheezit interviews get crazy

@BobRoss-dd3ig

5 жыл бұрын

I will never get that out of my head thanks so much *smooch*

@ChuckNorrizHIM

5 жыл бұрын

You're onto a gold mine now kid

Perfect. I was looking for a way to waste my employers time!

@jordanenglish883

5 жыл бұрын

And that I did. Thanks Rift. Only one more work day!!!

@SealWithAGlock

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanenglish883 only one more workday what? one day until you get promoted? one day until you get fired? one day until the big bank heist on 82nd street? what is it man?

@kylerwright3341

3 жыл бұрын

@@SealWithAGlock you will never know

Mr.Rift, the raid wasn’t supposed to be until the 20th of September!

@mb-sg3ji

5 жыл бұрын

Early bird gets the alien

@quicklyasmr5259

5 жыл бұрын

bunny girl LOL

My brain: ok sleepy time. My eyes: no

looking at the weight of that box, it appears to contain 7000 kilograms of coleslaw.

Oh E rift uploaded a new video that's grand! *uploaded* *8* *hours* *ago* Damn I'm a bit lat- "And right on time I see." Thanks Rift for makin' me feel better :)

11:24 why don’t I listen to your vitals as well. Just listen to your heart My heart: Jail bar clanging Now for your brain Brain: boiling noodles Looks like you are in good health Me: But are you positive?

Plot twist Area 51 is hiding the rift the candyman uses to get to earth from Arkham sanitarium

Lets Lizten to your heart: Clinkity clakitt Now your brain: water boiling sounds mr:e seems like your in good health

@TripleGatan

5 жыл бұрын

(11:35 for those who wonder)

@vijjr

5 жыл бұрын

E

@thatonesentientbagel4043

5 жыл бұрын

I loved those sounds.

@Lonewo1f726

5 жыл бұрын

Your not healthy til your heart sounds like cogwheels and your brain sounding like your making ramen.

This looks like its gonna be crate!

@juliannahhendra-martinez4537

5 жыл бұрын

🤦🤦🤦😂

"Listen to your heart" *Train noises* "And now your brain" *boiling foamy water* "Excellent, you seem to be in good health" 😑😑😑😑

Thank you for the time and dedication to the material that you deliver. I send you greetings with great admiration from Chile 🇨🇱

I see that your watch is made of the finest nothing that you can buy in the market.

0:18 what a beautiful invisible watch

Just got the baby back to sleep and about to go to bed myself. You're a lifesaver TωT

Oh, you could EASILY pull off a Joseph Seed cosplay for a Far Cry 5 roleplay! That'd be sick!

I want to see more of the old guy taking notes while watching neighbors with binoculars. One must wonder what these lonely individuals think while sitting by the window waiting to yell at some kid walking on his lawn.

Me watching asmr in the middle of the night and then "top of the morning to ya ladies my name is Jacksepticeye"

@angelicchjld

3 жыл бұрын

the best alarm😂😂

You didn't happen to find that crate under a stairwell, did you? I left that monster in a box for a reason... *sigh* We lose more janitors that way.

Arkham Sanitarium gets closer to SCP Territory with each video. Now we have an experiment that is locked up, must be kept in a wooden crate, and IV’d Root Beer. Not to mention the rapid growth. I’ve been here with Rift since the days of ASMR of a Salesman. I would just like to say thanks for all the sleep you’ve given me

Oh good, my package is here. Thank you Amazon Rift Express Shipping.

Let's call him Herbert, Just.. Herbert.

Crap I have to renew my TFHS membership in 3 months

There seriously needs to be a part 2 to this

I love ER's content, not only because his voice is really relaxing but so much thought and creativity goes into his content. It seems to get better and better

I feel like if there was actually something in the crate it would be a facehugger that can telepathically speak to rift considering it asked for the name and then rift said soon you'll have a name.

Professor Clemmons just straight up created an SCP

Please keep making videos. I genuinely never get tired of this.

*next experiment* He exposes it to us on purpose and asks about the batshit hallucinations XD

I feel like your voice and acting just getting better and better. Today I watched your first Sammich Man video and your acting quality in this video is much, much better than that one. I hope you keep up your good work for many years to come. Without your videos I don't think I could sleep this well.

The experiments name should be Randal.

The sounds when he checks our heart and brain are so amazing...

I like Bob as a name for it, and suggestion. SCP security guard interview, I think you’d kill it

Ahhh nothing like waking up, so that 19 minutes later I can sleep again.

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 Your videos are medicine to my insomnia Your videos are way to make myself relax and comfortable after every harsh day between the bunch of rude people .. Your videos never let me realise that I'm alone in this crowded place . Fact :- the world created by ER is best than my real word 😐😐

I think I need to get my heart looked at, now.

ER I want you to know that you really helped me through a lot. Like I mean you practically saved my life man. I love your videos

ER: Ahh... I heard you liked our famous flavored Ice cream Me : yeah it’s pretty nice ER: the new flavor added a little secret ingredient of radioactive toilet scrubbers . Quite the modest addition to the collection

4:03 WHY did I know that😂

This is a large step in humanity and a giant progression as it appears we have captured *the elder one*

"I often forget where the on button is"😂

This video is much good for my head

Omg, you should do an arkham sanatarium news report! That would be great!

I like that it’s gotten to the point where I don’t even question that he looks at his invisible watch and checks the time. I’m just like “yeah ok, not the weirdest shit I’ve seen on this channel so ok”

Your videos are some of the best asmr videos i have ever seen and listened to. Always look forward to a new video

This kind of feels like we’re a class- D being a test subject and working with a doctor in the scp foundation.

This is the 3rd channel I'll show my Aliens once we RAID AREA 51 and find Corvus

@bean_____Boi

5 жыл бұрын

Novabow John Mivule what are the first 2

@grades6831

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Ulch don’t worry about it

ASMR is so addictive. As soon as I put it on I can’t switch it off 😂

Kevin, it should be called Kevin Or, perhaps, Kevin Jr.

Was the thing in the Box actually moving slightly or am I just suffering from an immense lack of sleep

@riodejaneiro791

5 жыл бұрын

Idk I kinda see it moving too I'm a bit scared right now 😅

Professor clemmons acts creepy, but his voice is so soothing...

I love the sound that the camcorder makes. I remember that one from 5 years ago

The thing spoke to me! it wished to be called "The Big Toe"!

The experiment should be named boB (its Bob spelled backwards)

@bluebear1818

5 жыл бұрын

oh, really? we couldn't figure that out. thank you so much.😐

@justcallmelab8400

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluebear1818 no problem.

@bluebear1818

5 жыл бұрын

@@justcallmelab8400 sorry, that was my boyfriend. he's so sarcastic, and we share this account.

For all the 76 people who disliked this Change it to a like🤗

@rapidKT7624

5 жыл бұрын

Your right

@glitchinthematrix555

5 жыл бұрын

Rapid KT _ You’re******* for the love of god learn the difference between the two

@rapidKT7624

5 жыл бұрын

What are the stars saying

@glitchinthematrix555

5 жыл бұрын

Rapid KT _ that stands for a correction in grammar

@glitchinthematrix555

5 жыл бұрын

Rapid KT _ you don’t even know what asterisks are 🤦‍♂️

I'm on a road trip right now and the ambient sounds of the shitty roads aren't enough to lull me to sleep. This did the trick

Oh boy, we're back at it again. Beautifully weird ASMR by the Master of the Craft himself. Okay, to be honest, this is really quite relaxing and the world you built and keep on expanding is extremely fascinating. It's probably quite some work, but hopefully fun as well. Keep up your amazing videos, E.R.

Rift showing off his nothing watch to check the time tryna be slick

I think you should make a video "Area 51 storming preparation" Or "The National league of Area 51 stormers application"

@avolatilenoodle7829

5 жыл бұрын

We actually need this

I’ve been watching for 5 years and still run into stuff I haven’t seen all the time it’s crazy

Papa Rift really did just whip out a ziplock baggie full of dust labeled ‘Thanos’ and sprinkled it on the thing in the crate...legendary as always

You know what the weird thing about this video is? I have that same video camera!

@krieg5888

5 жыл бұрын

@Ian Fox R/youngpeopleyoutube

Oh! I see that you manage to catch my insomnia! I can finally sleep...

This man is one of the LEGENDARY asmr artists.

U are by far the most entertaining asmrist.i love ur videos

Nice watch you have there. Was it expensive?

For some reason your voice sounded like Nicholas Cage in the beginning 😅 Love your stuff, hey from South Africa! 🇿🇦

This might not be the best ASMR channel, but I can say this channel must be the most creative one.

Omg the chains! So tingly!