The TGUNVCA-Virus Experiment | Resident Evil ASMR

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You find yourself subject to yet another experiment being performed on the patients at Arkham Sanitarium by Professor Clemmons who has somehow managed to obtain a collection of viruses (and a couple vaccines), most of which were created by the infamous Umbrella Pharmaceuticals corporation.
00:00:00 It's a Beautiful Day at the Sanitarium
00:05:47 Injecting Your Brain
00:13:05 The Viruses & Vaccines
00:16:04 Questionnaire
00:21:43 Rubber Chicken
00:24:08 It Started with a Flower
00:26:21 A Brief History of Umbrella
00:32:01 The Tyrant Virus
00:41:16 The Golgotha Virus
00:50:20 The Uroboros Virus
00:56:15 The Nemesis Virus
00:59:48 The T-Veronica Virus
01:04:21 The Chrysalid Virus
01:07:49 The Animality Virus
01:10:40 AT1521 and T-Virus Vaccine
01:12:49 Final words
Rumor has it that if you sit at the wrong table on the right day (or was it the left table on the wrong day?) on the ceiling of the cafeteria, you'll hear whispers about Umbrella Pharmaceuticals still operating either in the shadows of, or in cooperation with, the NWO or the Professor himself. But hey, better them and the viruses staying on earth than one of the "Men" getting ahold of the them for distribution across all timelines of the multiverse.
I finally got around to playing RE Biohazard, RE2 Remake, and RE HD (in that order) around the time this video was made. I vaguely remember playing one of the RE games a very long time ago. With a renewed love for the games and lore, I tried my best to make this video enjoyable for those of you who enjoy RE as well. Looking forward to RE Village!
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  • @Willow76ny
    @Willow76ny3 жыл бұрын

    Professor Clemmons “ I’m quite fond of your brain.” Me: “Me too, please put it back.” 🧠

  • @rococoblue

    @rococoblue

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂.

  • @sammimateika3131

    @sammimateika3131

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can't grab what I don't have. 🙏✨

  • @shardofkappu3271

    @shardofkappu3271

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clemmons:*grabs brain* Me:*microsoft shutdown noise*

  • @ANXI8TY

    @ANXI8TY

    3 жыл бұрын

    underrated

  • @sectionzer0w893

    @sectionzer0w893

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shardofkappu3271 oh god🤣🤣

  • @labriag34dx79
    @labriag34dx793 жыл бұрын

    He's gotten alot of mileage out of that brain prop

  • @tylerproasheck6294

    @tylerproasheck6294

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a good thing the specialty brains from the [REDACTED] partition of the Arkham Sanitarium's [REDACTED] wing are so fuel efficient. I can only imagine getting a brain from the [REDACTED] segment of the Arkham Sanitarium's other [REDACTED] wing. It must cost a fortune to fill those things up to a full tank. Fuel for your brain is so pricey and scarce nowadays.

  • @Windcent

    @Windcent

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bold of you to assume its a prop.

  • @OhsweetOhno

    @OhsweetOhno

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tylerproasheck6294 I don’t trust those [REDACTED]’s my man

  • @candycadet528

    @candycadet528

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well he better, I checked once, that thing cost 300-400$ if I recall correctly. Though that brain went through a lot of torture, so I am amazed how good it still looks.

  • @labriag34dx79

    @labriag34dx79

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@candycadet528 where did you find this, I need it

  • @schalasmagic
    @schalasmagic3 жыл бұрын

    I noticed that on the back of his clipboard says"Don't trust Corvus".

  • @zacharymayhue2482

    @zacharymayhue2482

    3 жыл бұрын

    The last vid he made it said dont trust the perfesor on corves clip board it a know fact that they dont see eye to eye all the time corves wants to help people as far as we know and clemons wants to take over the world as stated inbprevious vids

  • @carson8043

    @carson8043

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn after the last few videos I was starting to think that I could actually trust Corvus lmao

  • @louthinator

    @louthinator

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@carson8043 honestly.. you can trust corvus, he wants to save the world, Clemons (being the avatar of Nyarlathotep) wants to dominate it.

  • @elvernicolas3748

    @elvernicolas3748

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@louthinator who is Corvus? I recently found this Channel

  • @LuckyArceus

    @LuckyArceus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@elvernicolas3748 plague doctor character. Search and have fun.

  • @tabithathecat
    @tabithathecat3 жыл бұрын

    Corvus: do not trust the Professor Professor Clemmons: do not trust Corvus Sibling rivalry much?

  • @monochromedream-eatingbaku

    @monochromedream-eatingbaku

    3 жыл бұрын

    Are you even siblings if you aren't two unhinged unethical doctors conspiring against each other?

  • @ghostrangerz8273

    @ghostrangerz8273

    3 жыл бұрын

    Corvus has got my trust, as strange and kind of crazy as he can be, he seems to legitimately want to help people, even if he has some rather strange ways of doing it sometimes.

  • @theproindagames9387

    @theproindagames9387

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clemmons Arkham Civil War

  • @tabithathecat

    @tabithathecat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ghostrangerz8273 Ayyy, and you're not just his 'favourite patient', he genuinely seems more happy around you, and refers to your as his friend. Much more trustworthy than being a possession-like favourite and having first pick in the experiments ngl

  • @tabithathecat

    @tabithathecat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@monochromedream-eatingbaku oh, don't worry. Just a bit of sibling rivalry

  • @tan-tan-tanan
    @tan-tan-tanan3 жыл бұрын

    Nothing brings out a smile on my face more than reading Uncle E/Papa Rift's description stories.

  • @PsychedelicASMR

    @PsychedelicASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same🥰

  • @LucasAB1190

    @LucasAB1190

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yessir

  • @nolannolan5164

    @nolannolan5164

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @Hoarding-Stories
    @Hoarding-Stories3 жыл бұрын

    I personally love the idea of the virus having absolutely no effect on us simply because of 2 things. 1) The "Favorite Patient" is already an amalgamation of all the viewers (and is interesting enough to be the favorite) which if anything could be weird enough to stump that concoction, that could be it 2) It would be funny as hell

  • @oosenagen9055

    @oosenagen9055

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol and 10% of the population is canonically immune

  • @richardvonhohenleben3143

    @richardvonhohenleben3143

    3 жыл бұрын

    We have plot armor.

  • @RRTSMPlayz

    @RRTSMPlayz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@richardvonhohenleben3143 litteraly thicc plot armor

  • @chrisbloodborne5371

    @chrisbloodborne5371

    3 жыл бұрын

    Add the fact that after so many corvus treatments our immune system probably could take on cancer like it was just a normal flu

  • @RRTSMPlayz

    @RRTSMPlayz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chrisbloodborne5371 oh yes..

  • @UsamaBeenHidin
    @UsamaBeenHidin3 жыл бұрын

    I swear this dude never runs out of ideas, it’s incredible😂

  • @kucomali534

    @kucomali534

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trust us, he’ll be making videos till we are in our graves

  • @LemonWalrus546

    @LemonWalrus546

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kucomali534 rift: Write that down! A Grave digging video!

  • @kucomali534

    @kucomali534

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LemonWalrus546 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @northernlights9533

    @northernlights9533

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean There really isn't any shortage of games to roleplay

  • @TheCoffeeKramer

    @TheCoffeeKramer

    3 жыл бұрын

    He pulls ideas out of an endless hat

  • @Drifting_Rift
    @Drifting_Rift3 жыл бұрын

    Damn bro I sware he has an archive of lore for every thing in existence

  • @PsychedelicASMR

    @PsychedelicASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think he has

  • @Fern995

    @Fern995

    3 жыл бұрын

    I imagined a big book of the Lord that he's already written down just waiting to use it in a vedio

  • @nightynight1724

    @nightynight1724

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Fern995 big book of lord.. so the bible?

  • @OhsweetOhno

    @OhsweetOhno

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nightynight1724 no, the bibble

  • @realkindacringe

    @realkindacringe

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OhsweetOhno YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY

  • @JJ-zr1wf
    @JJ-zr1wf3 жыл бұрын

    A beautiful day at the hospital with the doctor **Starts to inject virus in my brain** Me: Well, that escalated quickly

  • @seshgreen4084

    @seshgreen4084

    3 жыл бұрын

    Correction. Viruses, which (inarguably) is worse! 😜🦠

  • @vincezockt127

    @vincezockt127

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seshgreen4084 No it's one Virus createt from viruses

  • @catieglenn1060

    @catieglenn1060

    3 жыл бұрын

    The ultimate virus

  • @rococoblue

    @rococoblue

    3 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else started seeing anime characters as soon as he injected you...or is it just me?

  • @cosmicphoenix657

    @cosmicphoenix657

    3 жыл бұрын

    The like button for this comment should never be touched cuz its at 420 rn

  • @lilcoti3829
    @lilcoti38293 жыл бұрын

    rift: beacon mental hospital me: flashbacks of laura ripping my face off

  • @vincezockt127

    @vincezockt127

    3 жыл бұрын

    me: flashbacks of PAIN

  • @cosmicpope4986

    @cosmicpope4986

    3 жыл бұрын

    fire bolts will do the trick

  • @athreya__7255

    @athreya__7255

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who is Laura?

  • @Issengan

    @Issengan

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would have had laura's crispy corpse taxidermied in my office but unfortunately that all happened in a dream. *noone messes with saxton hale*

  • @Issengan

    @Issengan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@athreya__7255 the four armed woman you burn in evil within

  • @edric8079
    @edric80793 жыл бұрын

    RE spelled backwards is ER. Hmm.. Insteresting.

  • @PsychedelicASMR

    @PsychedelicASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    Interesting🥰

  • @ultimamage3

    @ultimamage3

    3 жыл бұрын

    And there are Evil Residents in the Arkham Sanitarium.... hmmmmm...

  • @dlt1199

    @dlt1199

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rift Ephemeral..mmm..yes..i see.

  • @Bthakilla4rilla

    @Bthakilla4rilla

    3 жыл бұрын

    But Resident Evil spelled backwards is not Ephemeral Rift 🤔

  • @AenemicTOOL

    @AenemicTOOL

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh for @@Bthakilla4rilla ucks sake

  • @georgekhidasheli4161
    @georgekhidasheli41613 жыл бұрын

    “Beacon Mental Hospital,” *PTSD kicks in*

  • @dreama.

    @dreama.

    3 жыл бұрын

    *”Ah shit..Here we go again.”*

  • @17victoria170
    @17victoria1703 жыл бұрын

    I've missed Mr. Clemmons. The best doctor I've ever seen in my life. So, yeah.... That's the level.

  • @seshgreen4084

    @seshgreen4084

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s Professor Clemmons, thank you very much Lol

  • @willis32

    @willis32

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least he pretends to be competent, I've had a few who just don't bother.

  • @Ben_Pears

    @Ben_Pears

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Christian Hilton Ball corvus is better than better than good

  • @casualacquaintance1100

    @casualacquaintance1100

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dave is the most down to earth guy fish dude out there..That brain harvest video is still my top 5...

  • @thedragonking7043

    @thedragonking7043

    3 жыл бұрын

    I personally like the O O M P A L O O M P A

  • @RealBomoth
    @RealBomoth3 жыл бұрын

    *ER:* "How have you felt after participating in my reanimation experiment?" *Me:* "Hmm... I dun-" *ER:* "Oh. Excellent, you feel rejuvenated and like you've been given a new shot at life." *Me:* ... *YES.*

  • @LordSniggles
    @LordSniggles3 жыл бұрын

    9:20 not to tell you how to do your job Mr Director, but you're gonna get air bubbles in my brain.

  • @PsychedelicASMR

    @PsychedelicASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aww same

  • @notsocrazytank707

    @notsocrazytank707

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention all the neuron damage

  • @rhettbasham4290

    @rhettbasham4290

    3 жыл бұрын

    We love a good ol' aneurysm

  • @mglouise97
    @mglouise973 жыл бұрын

    I am HERE for the character development. I love this

  • @PsychedelicASMR

    @PsychedelicASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too🥰😊

  • @mrclown6289
    @mrclown62893 жыл бұрын

    Damn i just recoverd from the corvus virus and now this

  • @plasma_snek6160

    @plasma_snek6160

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh yeah yeah (sorry i had to do it)

  • @mrclown6289

    @mrclown6289

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@plasma_snek6160 i should change my profile pic

  • @plasma_snek6160

    @plasma_snek6160

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mrclown6289 no

  • @mrclown6289

    @mrclown6289

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Christian Hilton Ball nuclear winter is better then 2020

  • @kharitus4038

    @kharitus4038

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mr Clown Good news though: you'll still be able to play Cyberpunk, if they don't delay it again ofc

  • @somehomelessman4908
    @somehomelessman49083 жыл бұрын

    No one gonna point out that my man’s writing with the rubber chicken

  • @somehomelessman4908

    @somehomelessman4908

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@josephjoestar953 go ahed, Mr jostür

  • @fredkendall151
    @fredkendall1513 жыл бұрын

    Sees rift upload: Day gets better. Sees video length: Day is best.

  • @Gakulon
    @Gakulon3 жыл бұрын

    As a pretty big Resident Evil fan I can already see that I'm gonna like this vid.

  • @aaron-AJ92

    @aaron-AJ92

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤯

  • @johannesvincentbonnesen7565
    @johannesvincentbonnesen75653 жыл бұрын

    You should do a Far cry 5 “The father” roleplay

  • @AllAboutParker
    @AllAboutParker3 жыл бұрын

    "Well, part of the wasteland that was once known as West Africa". I'm going to assume greystillplays was somehow responsible for that one.

  • @vincezockt127

    @vincezockt127

    3 жыл бұрын

    GREY WTF WHERE U DOING JESUS CHRIST

  • @justjerey8890

    @justjerey8890

    3 жыл бұрын

    DAMMIT GREY

  • @onee-chanishere7741

    @onee-chanishere7741

    3 жыл бұрын

    NOT AGAIN

  • @bloopsagain

    @bloopsagain

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even so, he seems to be getting better. I mean, just West Africa? At least it’s only one region.

  • @spahgettionos2152

    @spahgettionos2152

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just came here from watching him lmao

  • @dlt1199
    @dlt11993 жыл бұрын

    Video ends:"X gonna give it" to you fades in.

  • @blueengineer4554
    @blueengineer45542 жыл бұрын

    With that much viruses as one injected into me I’m either going to explode or become the most powerful bio wepon in Re history

  • @magnusolsen691
    @magnusolsen6913 жыл бұрын

    In five minutes we will reach the optimal altitude for ASMR deployment, ensuring COMPLETE... GLOBAL... TINGILATION.

  • @notsocrazytank707

    @notsocrazytank707

    3 жыл бұрын

    ...ingenuitive

  • @lillianfox6848

    @lillianfox6848

    3 жыл бұрын

    T E C H N I C A L

  • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35

    @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Wesker

  • @focalpoint._
    @focalpoint._3 жыл бұрын

    The hair’s growing back so fast, what goddamn black magic is he using?

  • @someguy6627

    @someguy6627

    3 жыл бұрын

    ASMR

  • @Coiote_23

    @Coiote_23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fast Hair DLC.

  • @theeguy9022

    @theeguy9022

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hair simulator

  • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf

    @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Golgotha virus

  • @coraross8626

    @coraross8626

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you want a real answer, its probably a healthy hair treatment regimen, and males regardless of orientation or identity typically have accelerated hair and nail growth.

  • @q_cola_roja_p
    @q_cola_roja_p3 жыл бұрын

    ER: Starts to talk about the SCP foundation for a little bit. Me: There Everywhere....

  • @theomnihero8221
    @theomnihero82213 жыл бұрын

    Name: *[Unknown]* Clemmons Species: *[Cannot Define]* Sex: Male Threat Level: *[Pending]* Abilities: *[Pending]* Stats: *[Pending]* Status: Working at Arkham Sanitarium. Data - Entry 1: I came across something disturbing while casing Corvus D Clemmons, and that was what was written on the back of a clip board. "Don't trust the Professor." At first I thought nothing of it until I discovered that the Professor has more disturbing behaviors. He appears to be more interested in experimenting on the patients, and has an unnatural awareness of who/what is around them. This awareness of his could compromise my operation entirely, but that is not what bothers me the most. While he was away, I found a bit of dead skin in his office and analyzed it. It appears that his DNA is scrambled beyond recognition. Even the atomic structure of his cells is compromised. The cause of this is unknown, but I think that this situation could now be catastrophic. Data - Entry 2: It has been about 4 months since I started to do research on Professor Clemmons. I have gotten Azra to begin analyzing his DNA sample, and so far, not a whole lot of progress. On another note, his behavior is unusually... unusual. No notable habits, no fixed schedule, nothing. He is usually off exploring the other ends of available rifts in the area. Whenever I follow him, he disappears as if he never existed in the first place. I am going to have to postpone my appointments because this is getting freaky, especially after what happened to Corvus recently.

  • @SkellyPlays0504

    @SkellyPlays0504

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment bro

  • @BichaelStevens

    @BichaelStevens

    2 жыл бұрын

    Expunge my expunging expunge. Bunch of expungeteurs filling their stories with redactions and expunges and posting it in r/SCP or whatever on expunggit

  • @theomnihero8221

    @theomnihero8221

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BichaelStevens I don't want this on other platforms until it is finished. Since Professor Clemmons is hard to come by, it could take another year or so before I can piece together the rest of the file.

  • @BichaelStevens

    @BichaelStevens

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@theomnihero8221 Just a lazy excuse. Typical SCP story of recent times: half the page is redacted or expunged and the object in question is some god-tier end-of-humanity thing shadow the hedgehog, or some uwu quirky xD crap

  • @theomnihero8221

    @theomnihero8221

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BichaelStevens No. I'm dead serious. I understand that you might be a troll on the internet, but writing is a form of art that needs inspiration and this one needs a bit of reference. You of course wouldn't understand the implications of it since you waste more time trying to provoke people's reactions and pushing them down for it. Your craft is a foul one, and I do desire chaos upon others, but my pride in this talent is far greater than yours. So how about you just use your supposed talent on those who actually have weaker minds, or don't bother expressing your, what, "personality of hate" that nobody wants any part of. It's better if you act like a real person anyways.

  • @pyroclastictomato3278
    @pyroclastictomato32783 жыл бұрын

    Okay, conspiracy theory time: What if Professor Clemmons is just a really nice guy all along and there was never anything shady going on?

  • @zacharyjohnson4037
    @zacharyjohnson40373 жыл бұрын

    The Professor: "All of the viruses are in perfect balance." Me: "So, what you're saying is I'm indestructible." The Professor: "Oh no, no, in fact even the slightest breeze could-" Me: "Indestructible."

  • @Lunashadow-qn3ms

    @Lunashadow-qn3ms

    3 жыл бұрын

    Taps fingers together "Excellent "

  • @alvarolopez4412

    @alvarolopez4412

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wise men I see

  • @rizma_dizma4391

    @rizma_dizma4391

    3 жыл бұрын

    Incredible job

  • @rococoblue

    @rococoblue

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂.

  • @MysteriumArcanum
    @MysteriumArcanum3 жыл бұрын

    Oh great, Professor Clemmons has been collaborating with Dr. Bright. We're doomed!

  • @thedragonking7043

    @thedragonking7043

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait until he puts syringes on the chainsaws. The chainsaw cannon will be more powerful than any of us can contain! Also, have you seen where dr. Brights DO NOT DO list is? Bright may have made changes.

  • @gwp1915

    @gwp1915

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chainsaw virus gun

  • @itsouden6201

    @itsouden6201

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s rather bold of you to assume that it’s just Clemmons and Bright...

  • @thewolfpack7408

    @thewolfpack7408

    3 жыл бұрын

    DR BRIGHT yep were dead

  • @RRTSMPlayz

    @RRTSMPlayz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh well It's chaos time

  • @lenferguson1111
    @lenferguson11113 жыл бұрын

    I love how the rift world is an accumulation of Uncle E's favorite games shows movies and pop culture as well as the super incredible mixing of all these independent worlds and storylines into one channel

  • @callfall1
    @callfall13 жыл бұрын

    I had an idea for a character that I think you would do really well uncle Rift. Demon hunter outfitter! You could do some drawing noises as you sketch designs for new tools and weapons. Talk about the different types of creatures that have been spotted in the area. I bet it would be fun to make the set decorations with all sorts of vials and strange brews. And you could wax philosophical about the nature of rift entities. Candles, vellum, the whole shebang!

  • @dantesparda8524

    @dantesparda8524

    10 ай бұрын

    This guy would be perfect to design a new coat.

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz57363 жыл бұрын

    This isn’t going to end well

  • @vascogoncalves8542
    @vascogoncalves85423 жыл бұрын

    A whole new context to the term "chicken scratch".

  • @notsocrazytank707

    @notsocrazytank707

    3 жыл бұрын

    ... ingenuitive

  • @centerofthespiral
    @centerofthespiral3 жыл бұрын

    I remember when my nutsack went through a rift.... Thoughts and prayers go out to Nurse Manly!

  • @fedra5873

    @fedra5873

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wdym

  • @chara5074
    @chara50743 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else still curious about what ever happened to Margret?? Didn’t she just go on a rampage and disappear??

  • @dfeplays3233

    @dfeplays3233

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's staying at home cuz Corona, surely. And so we should do everyone else

  • @marxjester9802

    @marxjester9802

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just had an appointment with her a few days ago. She planted me in the garden again. I got to be next to the Rhino Priest.

  • @bobveinne2439

    @bobveinne2439

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I miss Sowande the most out of all the past characters :(

  • @chara5074

    @chara5074

    3 жыл бұрын

    @plaguegrim you sure?

  • @anthrazite

    @anthrazite

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chara5074 Yeah, I actually think according to the lore she died in a fire long ago and the Margaret we know is actually just the professor acting like her with the mask.

  • @Jugganawtt
    @Jugganawtt3 жыл бұрын

    Can we trust Doctor Dave? I really trust Doctor Dave. He's a doctor, and he seems very polite and courteous. Doctor's are very trustworthy. You can even trust them when they are wielding a scalpel. I just haven't seen him in quite some time, and worry about his whereabouts.

  • @notsocrazytank707

    @notsocrazytank707

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well... Depends on which Dave you mean

  • @calebbennett563

    @calebbennett563

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know Johnny sins was a doctor once

  • @yellerkeller9730

    @yellerkeller9730

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@calebbennett563 he was the best doctor in my opinion

  • @fanaticdrunkard

    @fanaticdrunkard

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can just imagine Dave in a Hawaiian shirt on a lawn chair in Florida taking a vacation

  • @RobertEHouse

    @RobertEHouse

    3 жыл бұрын

    Last time I checked he was eaten by desk drawer and they have yet to resurrect him, but I also haven't watched every video.

  • @retaks7777
    @retaks77773 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe I've messed up my sleeping schedule enough over the past year to where his uploads actually line up perfectly with bed time for once

  • @PsychedelicASMR

    @PsychedelicASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    And for me aswell🥰

  • @vincezockt127

    @vincezockt127

    3 жыл бұрын

    One Word school

  • @Zimtblut
    @Zimtblut3 жыл бұрын

    I just love how he does what every good villain does, namely explaining his plans in all their details :D

  • @RationallySkeptical
    @RationallySkeptical3 жыл бұрын

    40:08 Sir, you have the evil, melodramatic, under-your-breath chuckle down PERFECTLY! Esp the one right after you say "...in my hands now." Bravo.

  • @knightmare397
    @knightmare3973 жыл бұрын

    I love how he has potentially dangerous viruses that can turn him into a horrifying monstrosity but he decides to play with them like a kid playing with a lava lamp

  • @deltavgaming3487
    @deltavgaming34873 жыл бұрын

    I like how he references the evil within when this had resident evil in the title

  • @danielthompson5329

    @danielthompson5329

    3 жыл бұрын

    Evil Within was directed by the RE series creator

  • @flixnchills
    @flixnchills3 жыл бұрын

    Amazing as always man! Love your experimental style. Keeps this super interesting! I’m inspired!

  • @smokedogsmokey
    @smokedogsmokey3 жыл бұрын

    He needs 100 million subs!

  • @PsychedelicASMR

    @PsychedelicASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agree

  • @lannaibal6182

    @lannaibal6182

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @thebluejintythomasthetanke587

    @thebluejintythomasthetanke587

    3 жыл бұрын

    Da he does need them subs

  • @FallenTrinty
    @FallenTrinty3 жыл бұрын

    Hey wait, wait, wait. If you're gonna restrain me, can we at least have a mutual safe word?

  • @Iwannaplayagame

    @Iwannaplayagame

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pine apple Juice!!!!!

  • @jenniferchristian7212

    @jenniferchristian7212

    3 жыл бұрын

    The safe word is... Safe word

  • @jonathanjoestar3785

    @jonathanjoestar3785

    3 жыл бұрын

    The safe word is "police brutality"

  • @jadetheslime3140

    @jadetheslime3140

    3 жыл бұрын

    the safe word is "medusa". don't ask why.

  • @meepmeep3384
    @meepmeep33843 жыл бұрын

    i appreciate all the lore ER have put in here. it's juicy! can't wait to read it at your website tomorrow cause right now i feel sleepy :D

  • @notsureifasmr
    @notsureifasmr3 жыл бұрын

    never running out of ideas, never failing to trigger my asmr. gotta love it!

  • @worldwidewebster6224
    @worldwidewebster62243 жыл бұрын

    My local boys scout troop would go camping at a place called "Tagunvca" so when I first read the title I was very nostalgic! Another great video as always ER!

  • @hcshare7059
    @hcshare70593 жыл бұрын

    Resident evil ASMR? Gotta say rift you’ve come to teach me never to be surprised with your content (I mean that in a good way!) but this surely caught me off guard :D

  • @Slugger11111
    @Slugger111113 жыл бұрын

    I really liked this! I liked how you added the extra lore and all the viruses as well. My favorite virus was the U virus. It looked pretty cool. And just the overall vibe of the whole video was awsome on its own too. Great job, keep up the good work man.

  • @theGatheringPlaceSOX
    @theGatheringPlaceSOX3 жыл бұрын

    This. THIS IS THE ASMR I WAS WAITING FOR. Thank you Mr. RIFT YOU ARE A LEGEND!

  • @danieln6700
    @danieln6700 Жыл бұрын

    Love coming back to this one

  • @honeydew1917
    @honeydew19173 жыл бұрын

    So here I was minding my own business thinking this was uploaded ages ago, then I take a peek at the comments and it was actually uploaded 25 minutes ago

  • @catieglenn1060

    @catieglenn1060

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same oml

  • @Rileys887
    @Rileys8872 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this video multiple times and I have no idea how it ends. Thanks Uncle E.

  • @eterna748
    @eterna7483 жыл бұрын

    1 hour no ads. This guy is a legend

  • @andrewtaillon780
    @andrewtaillon7803 жыл бұрын

    Idea. Dr bright asmr reading list of things dr bright cant do with commentary

  • @sebastianmuniz6727

    @sebastianmuniz6727

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can only imagine the rule where he can't try to disprove God to god. Or kick that one ball thing. I read like a hundred and it was hilarious

  • @ellibro4188
    @ellibro41883 жыл бұрын

    Now I need a Heisenberg asmr. Knowing ER he will do Moreau...

  • @ambera1965
    @ambera19653 жыл бұрын

    This video is everything I never knew I needed. A gentle retelling of the lore of RE. God yes

  • @christophernelson3465
    @christophernelson34653 жыл бұрын

    Called it in that teaser a few weeks back! Man! This is my favorite one! Lore and tingles!

  • @alphastick21a35
    @alphastick21a353 жыл бұрын

    Mr Clemmons: “this is an old syringe”...”so fallible” Physics: “am I a joke to you”

  • @vincezockt127

    @vincezockt127

    3 жыл бұрын

    WeLl YeS

  • @SchuBoo
    @SchuBoo3 жыл бұрын

    The way he used the chicken as a pen is absolutely brilliant. Very unexpected!

  • @overlordjohnny6612
    @overlordjohnny66123 жыл бұрын

    Good to know you had an obsession with resident evil lore too rift all those fascinating details about stuff in that world truly a great series

  • @xXSonyKilerXx
    @xXSonyKilerXx3 жыл бұрын

    im so happy to see ER releases a video, soon 900k subs congratz!

  • @KarmicXRestrictions
    @KarmicXRestrictions3 жыл бұрын

    ER: trying to use syringe me as the needle goes through the top of my brain: 👁👄👁

  • @user-rx4uv9kl9l
    @user-rx4uv9kl9l3 жыл бұрын

    You really look like a movie star pretty much in any kind of role

  • @Alberts_Stuff
    @Alberts_Stuff3 жыл бұрын

    I'm so excited you're finally this close to 1 million. With your talent, effort, originality and creativity alone, you should have had a million subs 5 years ago. We all know this, you rule bro 🖤

  • @gavoko
    @gavoko3 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe how perfect timing this video is. I literally bought and just finished Resident Evil 3 today. In the mood!

  • @OhsweetOhno
    @OhsweetOhno3 жыл бұрын

    Prof. Clemmons: I don’t know why I’m using such ancient human technology My mind: “human technology?” That’s a weird way to put it, he could have just said technology. Me: *I do not trust that at all*

  • @bleh329
    @bleh3293 жыл бұрын

    Ah, lovely and relaxing. - experiment subject screams objections in the background - So relaxing 😊

  • @Bootsofwings
    @Bootsofwings3 жыл бұрын

    I love that your vids always have such a unique plot compared to any other asmr videos/channels

  • @VogtTD
    @VogtTD3 жыл бұрын

    Your best upload this year by far

  • @ispeakmovie
    @ispeakmovie3 жыл бұрын

    19:42 I just burst out laughing oh my god 🤣

  • @OtisCluck

    @OtisCluck

    3 жыл бұрын

    You’re laughing, the man’s nutsack is missing and you’re laughing?

  • @ramenlebowski9758
    @ramenlebowski97583 жыл бұрын

    A jovial Clemmons is more terrifying than a stoic one

  • @zkittlezthabanditt604
    @zkittlezthabanditt6043 жыл бұрын

    I honestly love the way you talk uncle E, it seems wise and that you really think about your words

  • @yourgoldenmemories
    @yourgoldenmemories3 жыл бұрын

    first mention of the evil within :') I needed it to be linked to the riftverse so much thank you uncle E you made my day again

  • @karatweiner2869
    @karatweiner28693 жыл бұрын

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I KNEW IT AS SOON AS HE SAID BIRKIN IN THE PRELUDE.

  • @kubapuchiianormalguy9607

    @kubapuchiianormalguy9607

    3 жыл бұрын

    we have orders dr.birkin wiliam : *this isn't even my final form*

  • @monochromedream-eatingbaku

    @monochromedream-eatingbaku

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kubapuchiianormalguy9607 Will be like: Behold my 1737254362826358290273407225529152511037 forms!

  • @kubapuchiianormalguy9607

    @kubapuchiianormalguy9607

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@monochromedream-eatingbaku i really hated him bc he just was coming back bigger and more destructive , the same nemesis... ( has PTSD from jill tentacle nightmare)

  • @MaxieWolfe
    @MaxieWolfe3 жыл бұрын

    SCP, Resident Evil, Anime and Dark souls? What’s next, furries and thanos asmr? (This is a joke although I’m sure it would be decent)

  • @the_numb_skull

    @the_numb_skull

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ricolopez8253 furry ASMR when

  • @fedra5873

    @fedra5873

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@the_numb_skull never

  • @sofusunpup

    @sofusunpup

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fedra5873 Soon

  • @patrickmcelrath4962

    @patrickmcelrath4962

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol wtf??? Mao mao done shid his pant

  • @fedra5873

    @fedra5873

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sofusunpup no

  • @autozone5695
    @autozone56953 жыл бұрын

    ER has been my sole source of asmr since 2016, at this point I only get tingles when I smoke but I love watching these to relax regardless.

  • @monsoon2974
    @monsoon297410 ай бұрын

    I love the effort he gives into this. Every virus are the right colors, and even had the Tendrils from Uroboros. Outstanding. 10/10 S.t.a.r.s.

  • @natsudragneel7516
    @natsudragneel75163 жыл бұрын

    Ah, so this was the thing that was sent to him? Very intriguing!

  • @crazekatt3361
    @crazekatt33613 жыл бұрын

    Damn I love to see Resident Evil coming back to being iconic, even more than in years past.

  • @LordSniggles

    @LordSniggles

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank our friends at the Wuhan Virology Institute and their Umbrella logo.

  • @crazekatt3361

    @crazekatt3361

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Foam Farmer yah it’s gonna be resident evil 8 or dubbed as Village

  • @GrantsGaming

    @GrantsGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    I beat Resident Evil 7 recently, and I'm waiting for 8. 7 has to be one of my favorite games for the Playstation 4.

  • @Zyzarda

    @Zyzarda

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@LordSniggles you fell for such a bad Photoshop...

  • @ciasharkvr3756
    @ciasharkvr37563 жыл бұрын

    These are the only ASMR videos I watch completely through

  • @everythingplacechannel
    @everythingplacechannel3 жыл бұрын

    Yes the video we have been waiting for

  • @Armund_Wolffe
    @Armund_Wolffe3 жыл бұрын

    'Do Not Trust Corvus'? ah, i see the Prof finally noticed the little message on his other clipboard

  • @colinwarmbrodt3389
    @colinwarmbrodt33893 жыл бұрын

    First, it was: "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone." Now it's: "Write, write, write, write, write, write, write, rubber chicken pen."

  • @herochan69
    @herochan693 жыл бұрын

    The change in attitude is such a good character development, due to people’s personalities changing over time or due to a certain situation happening. Only uncle rift would think of this attention to detail.

  • @damiennelson8687
    @damiennelson86873 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love the Brain sounds. 100% amazing

  • @FactsandPhilosophies
    @FactsandPhilosophies3 жыл бұрын

    I have been motivated to start a KZread channel to help people have a better and quality life using soothing music because of the quality of videos and the impact they have had in my life. Thank you for helping me and also keep up the good work

  • @notsocrazytank707

    @notsocrazytank707

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @jessebelle01
    @jessebelle013 жыл бұрын

    How does he not laugh sometimes,, Nurse Manly's nutsack escaped via rift to go on some grand adventures,,

  • @GlitchedRoleplays

    @GlitchedRoleplays

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hah you are the first person to notice that

  • @Lunashadow-qn3ms

    @Lunashadow-qn3ms

    3 жыл бұрын

    On No Nut November ? Guess he failed

  • @timewellspent8137

    @timewellspent8137

    3 жыл бұрын

    He has an old blooper reel from some co-op videos he made with PhoenicianSailor, and they laugh a LOT

  • @mortaltoxicity1640

    @mortaltoxicity1640

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Lunashadow-qn3ms actually, wouldn’t he have succeeded due to the inability to nut

  • @ElitePortraits
    @ElitePortraits3 жыл бұрын

    Since i was a kid, i have been experienced ASMR but i did know it was asmr until youtube showed me that i wasnt only me who was experience this ticklings. Im glad that so many people show themselves nowaydays doing this , because i really enjoy. thank you !

  • @xavierbarker6840
    @xavierbarker68403 жыл бұрын

    I love the reference to Mr Roger’s Neighborhood in the intro! He modified the theme song to fit the Arkham theme. Keep up the amazing work ER!!

  • @luanik8kmg5
    @luanik8kmg53 жыл бұрын

    0:00 I thought he was gonna say "it's a beautiful day outside" for a second O_O

  • @marklopez1152

    @marklopez1152

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a bright, sunny day outside. Why don't you come on out to admire the clear blue sky?

  • @RRTSMPlayz

    @RRTSMPlayz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gives me sans from undertale vibes

  • @sarico7827
    @sarico78273 жыл бұрын

    Oh no he found an old recipe book again.

  • @davidapplegate3744
    @davidapplegate37443 жыл бұрын

    The casual "no of course not" was perfect... Your still the best asmrtist out there.

  • @timivinko3623
    @timivinko36233 жыл бұрын

    i enjoy most of your videos! keep it up!

  • @Xx-pf1me
    @Xx-pf1me3 жыл бұрын

    *Leon barged in* FBI OPEN UP

  • @mattrader4910
    @mattrader49103 жыл бұрын

    Gonna rain hard. Good thing we've Umbrella! 💉🧬☠

  • @unlikelysensei6977
    @unlikelysensei69772 жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite asmr video ever made

  • @danieln6700

    @danieln6700

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Leaffordes
    @Leaffordes3 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe you uploaded this while I'm actually trying to beat Resident Evil Zero. Such timing :D

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