Does anyone else audibly shout “YESS HELL YEAH” every time a new bithead 1000 episode is posted

Hey man, Ive been binge watching you for a while now, I love your rants and stories, you always have these exciting moments that happen. If youre being 100%, thats cool, if you're putting on a persona, and writing your scrips, hats off to you, you're outstanding, sir! Just wanted to say thanks for doing what you do, and dont ever worry, you never bore anyone, you'd be surprised how many people come here for your stories first, then for your gaming prowess

@livefreeprintguns

5 ай бұрын

Such an underrated creator... but then again he's not for everyone (which is why we love him).

What a solid episode brother! The Battle Garegga gameplay was incredible. It looks super crisp on the big screen.

Yes Yessie SLAYER TIME! Looks like the KZread shorts are starting to nudge that subscriber count (at last!) Congrats dude, 100k soon 💪 BTW: go into the menu in Garegga and enable the "Pink Bullets" option to really see those bullets! - DO IT!!

@vacantseaofplanets

5 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment. I commented this stuff years ago. On Saturn, you can change the secret menu to English too and the option is called "red ball" I believe. Doesn't change every enemy bullet. There's still a couple gray ones but that combined with the small hurtbox option helps. Also, the yellow items are just points so prioritize blue and green for weapons.

25:12 "Morons standing" that's a good one... my go-to is "walking dunce caps" lol.

Thank you for a new episode Jessie. The best video game 🎮 channel on KZread you better believe it with a 4K face

Great fucking video. Laughed my ass off.

I was looking for this comment. I commented this stuff years ago. On Saturn, you can change the secret menu to English too and the option is called "red ball" I believe. It makes it easier to see enemy bullets. Doesn't change every enemy bullet. There's still a couple gray ones but that combined with the small hurtbox option helps. Also, the yellow items are just points so prioritize blue and green for weapons.

YES!!!!!! A reason to exist another day, our lord and savior, the great Shiii.. I mean BITHEAD1000! 🤘

dude youre unstoppable with that fucking projector!

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha! I know!!!!

The Bithead 1000 Old Testament audiobook coming soon probably

@8c4e

5 ай бұрын

put me down for a pre-order

@aaronhenschel1885

5 ай бұрын

With full arcade game included

IM INN!!!

Good afternoon, Jesse! Battle Garegga, a classic! Hope that Battle Bakraid will get a PS4 release someday! I’ll admit, it’s gonna take some time to get used to these on a Saturday, but other than that, I’m IN!!! Let’s Goooooo!!!

I have heard rumors that the proper way to take care of denim isn't to wash it, but to put them in the freezer (I'm not joking)... so you may be on to something about putting jeans in the washer being a hoax.

I get paid in a few days, and I am 100% becoming a Patreon member. The only other two Patreon's I'm a member of are guntubers, so after this everyone else is getting cut-off. SIMPLE AS.

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

You’re awesome! Thanks brother

@livefreeprintguns

5 ай бұрын

@@BitHead1000 "You are now a member of Bithead1000! Get started by exploring the benefits that come with your membership." 🤘

took your advice turned off your garbage video for war ensamble, slayer. it brought back my early '90s teenage angst. felt like egging some poor old lady

I went into the options and made the enemy bullets bright-ass pink and have never looked back. Best way to play.

The projector was an amazing addition. May god bless you Yesse and family.

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Thanks brother.

Your show might be the best use case for a projector I have ever seen with how dark it is in there. Good lord that's a great image.

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

I love this thing!

45:24 WAIT WHAT?! Is that projector new? What happened to ye old Big Screen™that folded down from the ceiling?

I heard the hype about devil dogs, the local store had those line of snacks in stock. Bought them devil dogs. Thinking ALRIGHT lets see what the deal is with these. I ate one, and threw the rest of the box away they were so bad. I bet back in the day they were better but now they tastes horrendous like something youd give to javiel or someone you dont like "hey you want a snack try these" to get rid of them to save them from going in the dumpstah

Best thing you have done put a projector in the shed for the show 🤘🏾

0:55, "I wasn't aware all the servers crashed at Google." 😂 Cracking up in the first 2 minutes. 😂

There's a setting in this version that lets you replace the tiny ass bullets with pink bullets. Helps a ton with visibility. Incredible game!

Every time i see that blue grid on the right side i keep thinking its a work in progress painting of the battle scene from Phantasy Star II

We need some Bithead1000 AV Club embroidered patches for projector time.

Fantastic episode 👏🏻

Check out the arranged soundtrack option with real guitars etc it's sick

This one had me howling - absolutely brilliant!

Or the creep heads who say can I test it somewhere inside

If you want to see what Bithead 1000 looks like when he's genuinely happy skip to 45:00.

Bithead you gotta go to one of those kid’s birthday parties and put on ‘war ensemble’!

Awesome episode Jessie!

Can we have bithead just summarize every book of the Bible? That would be hilarious.

damn you were in the feckin zone! What a ride

Two pair a jeans in rotation. Just about sums my life up these days too.

Garegga gotta be top 10 maybe top 5 soundtracks of all civilization histories.

Even without my subwoofer hooked up, I can hear that bass coming through from your end. You must have a decent audio system hooked up. Either that, or its just my speakers alone, may a combo of the two. What kind of projector are you using?

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Sansui 1010 through Polk speakers. Probably the best receiver I’ve ever owned. Paid $20 for it.

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

It’s 8 watts!!!!!

The Projector Projector setup looks so incredible for vertical shooters. Hell, for just about any game, but man you've gotta be in bliss over there. You wouldn't think it'd be possible to upgrade a Shed, but holy crow did you ever find a way! Might be time to look into a projector... Great episode !

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

This thing is so much fun.

Dude you really should try Armed Police Batrider!!

You stopped drinking coffee? It took all of my energy to not turn this video off after hearing you say that. Just kidding , but I'm more addicted to coffee than anything else I've ever been addicted to. Keep up the good work man.

🎉🎉

I’ve just played battle greagga recently and it really clicked this time since I’ve been getting into cave shooters by M2 ShotTriggers. Awesome soundtrack especially the ones included in the M2 port. Edit: You can change the bullet color in options. I change it to pink so it’s like a Cave shooter. Hope that helps.

Bithead we need a regular segment where you give us a bible chapter review 😂🙏

Bass Pro Shop had an amazing deal on these Redhead cargo pants that I bought two pairs of and have had in rotation since I started working at the post office. 😝

Appreciate ya man, simple as that. In terms of Slayer, crypto-Christians as far as I'm concerned. You have to have some knowledge to even get what they're saying. Check out Seasons in the Abyss

How long did the quarter guy have a job before automatic change machines were a thing? They couldn't have had that job for more than five years, if they could stand it.

RIP Rita 😢

What is the phrase Jess uses - hocking me in chynik? Obviously he's not saying that... Just wondered what it is? Love it!

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

It’s yiddish for “your banging my tea kettle”… or stirring coffee irritating manner. In other words, you’re giving me a headache.

@craigpilkington4323

5 ай бұрын

@@BitHead1000 nice one dude! Cracks me up 🤣

"War Ensemble", pretty much sums up the Old Testament. God does love the smell of cooked flesh. Burnt offerings and such, and all the blood lust...

I love your unspoken feud with the old man. "That dog needs therapy!"

Nice one

21 gun salute for Rita

No shame in drinking tea. Good peacetime drink. Campfire coffee whiskey and raw squirrel meat are for wartime.

You always get the people who ask those questions when selling junk, so you take the trip and flip things over or whatever they ask for, and they reply they weren't interested anyway, or just not answer at all. Then there's the guy who tries to lowball a quarter or less of the price you're asking, get outta here.

I hate lame questions on fb marketplace as much as the next guy, but ps3 model no's can be important especially if it's a ps3 fat console it could be ps2 backwards compatible and thus worth a LOT more than a standard ps3.

Rush spirit of the radio

We need Sky Force Anniversary…….. Projector Projector TIME

Change the bullets to pink in the settings.

14:06 has to be a short lol

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Done! Thanks

Jessie you got me into wasting love Iron Maiden

A few weeks ago I purchased Ketsui Death Label for the DS, a week or so later I finally caved and purchased Ketsui Deathtiny and Battle Garegga after finallly giving up on Switch releases. Cannot stop playing Ketsui and also Dondonpachi D.O.J. at the moment, still not unwrapped the mighty Battle Garegga yet. Gotta savour the moment, us gamers never had it so good.

That blank ass stare gets me every time as you know something insane is about to be said lol

Love ya bro

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Love you too brother

I think picture picture time still works for the projector, i miss the song already

Game difficulty adjusts the more power ups you get, if you don't want it to be too hard keep you level ups down

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Oh I didn’t know that

@vacantseaofplanets

5 ай бұрын

No I thought the difficulty changed based on score, not power ups.

@vacantseaofplanets

5 ай бұрын

When you die the difficulty goes back down a level. Pros will strategically die because when your ship explodes it does damage to the enemies

The first few seconds of the video with that dead stare is me every god damn morning staring at the ceiling wondering why the f*ck I do this shit every friggin day. The absolute misery of getting out of bed and having to deal with 1,000 people every god damn day.

Playing symphony of the night on my modded ps3

I wish stone temple pilots would come back around... Oh wait they can't because half the band overdosed

Most of my walls were covered in slayer posters, and pictures I cut out of thrash magazines

Can't believe you made steaks without your son's friend!

I can't stand the rank system in Battle Garegga, it's pure Japanese video game sadism. My all-time favorite soundtrack though, no joke I listen to it when I'm just driving around and stuff. The guy wanted the serial number to see if he could put custom firmware on it 😂 It's actually pretty sweet, you can just put ps1 2 and 3 games directly on the machine if you set it up right. You probably already know, you're just a bull buster 😅

sippa cawfee for Bithead NOT using that terrible new Picture Picture Time song from Hell

I've played battle garegga and its awesome but extremely hard

Battle Garegga is one of the best! Check out the "Other Settings" in the game options and you can change the colour of the bullets to pink or yellow so that you can actually see them. Also you can enable the use of 4 more secret ships in game in there - highly recommended.

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

That’s interesting. Thanks for letting me know

@vacantseaofplanets

5 ай бұрын

There's an arranged soundtrack option with real guitars etc it's sick

I haven’t even watched this yet and I already know it’s the bullet color. Haha It’s like the whole universe has changed. It’s hard to tell cause the menus are not in English but you can change the bullet colors to make them more visible.

My favorite SHOW!

I’m pretty sure most men wear two pairs of pants/jeans per week. 😂

An idea for a new show: ‘Bible study with BitHead1000’

If you like the Old Testament, the sequel is even better. I've been reading the whole New Testament for the first time, and it is epic. Oh, and Slayer's Seasons in the Abyss, with War Ensemble, is my favorite album by them. Thank you, Bithead, for everything.

@AFFL1CTED1

5 ай бұрын

Amen. Start with the New Testament and go back and read the Old. It made much more sense to me that way. Also, not trying to judge here, but I don't understand why believers listen to Slayer when they literally hail demons and crap. Again, do what you want, but that's like a conservative Christian listening some pride book read by a trans at story time in the local library... shit don't make sense.

If you never listened to Slayer, I *HIGHLY* recommend their album Divine Intervention... if you love listening to drummers that make you shit your meal you will love that album. It was the only album Paul Bostaph played on and is criminally underrated.

Wait. Who does God call to call in sick?

@AFFL1CTED1

5 ай бұрын

It was a dumb joke, and maybe I'm taking this too far, but... Christ did pray to the Father constantly. At the Garden of Gethsemane he was asking that the cup pass from him as the crucifixion was impending and he knew the physical and spiritual suffering he'd have to endure. So it was Jesus calling into the Father, both part of one triune God. So there you go, there's your answer that you probably didn't want lol

The worst is when you have something listed with 15 pictures then they ask can you take more and so many people ask me questions about the item haha

PS4 doin' it big time ! ! ! !

are you in the attic of your garage... lol.......

The model number on a PS3 is very important. The earlier models had the entire emotion engine built in for true PS2 backwards compatibility. Then a couple years in, they stopped building them like that, and switched to software emulation. This excluded several PS2 games from being backwards compatible. If buying a used PS3, the first thing you should find out is the model number, ya dolt.

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

It’s too heavy to flip over.

I used to call my own bar while bartending so I could escape the 85 year corpse showing me his phone problems. Love the old man voice impression

My dogs go ape shit as soon as they see me putting a still in the package raw steak in the fridge. They know the time is coming soon. Steakies!

P A N T E R A

I've built a Castle Greyskull big enough for a King Bowser to fit inside the front Jawbridge.

3:57 are you being serious about the green tea? If so why? just curious

@remusracingro3884

5 ай бұрын

His wife makes him drink it. :))

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

I gave coffee a little break….just to see if I could escape it’s clutches.

47:50 The fucking music is hitting 🎉

Getting grumpy? You’ve been grumpy for longer than that ;)

Im drinking a tea called Dozy Girl. Its got flowers in it

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha!!!

Utilitea Belt

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

Ha! Brilliant!

Hey the dude asking for the serial number was a modder, or they want that backwards compatible piano. A lot of consoles are more desirable depending on the serial, if you're bored read a little bit to get the gist, but you'll make more with your consoles if you can dump them off on these guys, they'll even buy them non-working if you have junk to declutter. Reshpektah.

@BitHead1000

5 ай бұрын

I don’t have the strength to turn it over

First few seconds I was expecting the buffering thing to pop up.

Battle Garegga, best arcade game ever.

Since you brought up Genesis 3... That'll be 6000 years ago in 2028. Don't know how much time passes before Genesis 3, but it's been 5,996 years since. But by the time of the Flood (7,8,9) 1,656 years have passed since chapter 3.

Hahaha, Tonnie is a fuggin pimp!! Also... "Hell Awaits" is when SLAYER took over. Boom!!