He's kinda like if you stuck Jack Black in a microwave and sapped out all the charisma

@juri_xiii9977

Жыл бұрын

Like ALL OF IT,to the NEGATIVE 1000 Charisma..! Well put,my good sir..!

@somekidwithacomputer2939

Жыл бұрын

and covered him in mayo

@ogunoni8470

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂good one man agreed

@ogunoni8470

Жыл бұрын

He is a remarkably wicked little garden gnome.......with the charisma of a blender😂

@DeaDBeaT187

Жыл бұрын

I thought he looked more like Chris Farley

Props to the first girl for calling him out to his face. He treated her like a street whore right from the start, so glad she stood up for herself.

@chuck2703

4 ай бұрын

Did you respect her before or after they banged?

@elizegood7722

22 күн бұрын

That’s why everyone (including myself), loved Rose so much! It’s a shame she had to go through that to get love around the world, but, there’s still a silver lining to her pain!

he looks like steven seagal if he accidentaly got into a hydraulic press and somehow became even more unlikeable

@Shauno944

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 that was good touche

@Colonel_RamRod

4 ай бұрын

Wow. More unlikable than Seagal. That’s impressive 😂

@derangedfreackingtwistedps5048

3 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal if he got the virus that turns you into a car crash survivor instead of a black kung fu warrior

@FeedMeFacts841

8 күн бұрын

I honestly like Ed waaay more than Seagull.

"You were born the same week my divorce was finalized...." woooooooow

@AlyAlyAlyAlyAly

Жыл бұрын

:O

@ctsperformance1755

Жыл бұрын

yeah I was like whaaaaat tha fuuuuuck?

@falzar3381

Жыл бұрын

If that doesn't scream, "Get out while you still can!", I don't know what will.

@Dongulator

11 ай бұрын

that's such a banger line I suspect it was scripted - it's just too good

@gregaroivanalininovich9019

Ай бұрын

Shockingly, her response to this was not "I'm wet"

Loved how the girl immediately chugged a bottle of wine in response to meeting Ed 😆

Closed Captions called him Big Head the entire video and I cant quit laughing.

@mike2312p

Жыл бұрын

It's actually accurate for once.

@DeaDBeaT187

Жыл бұрын

Lol I was also laughing at that 🤣

@thatguy4305

Жыл бұрын

checks out.

@Bl4ckD0g

Жыл бұрын

He does give Mr. Bighead vibes from Rocko's Modern Life.

@lilbearbjj

Жыл бұрын

Now that's funny

Big Ed should be the spokesman for head and shoulders

@Esta-Beed

7 ай бұрын

😂

@careful__Icarus

4 ай бұрын

Or Hellman's

@sina8441

3 ай бұрын

Congratulations 😂 you've achieved comedy!

Hearing a grown man say "You were born the same week my divorce was finalized" to his date makes me feel a lot better about the six-year age gaps I find myself having in my 40s.

@Colonel_RamRod

4 ай бұрын

Legit is insane. This guy is nuts, pretty entertaining tho I do see why he got a tv show 😂

@whywhywhy9659

2 ай бұрын

Why would you ever care about a 6 year age gap unless you were 20

@GENXJOPLIN

Ай бұрын

​@@whywhywhy9659 I dated a 22 year old when I was 27 and in hindsight it feels icky

@whywhywhy9659

Ай бұрын

@@GENXJOPLIN maybe you feel bad for some other reason bit that age gap is fine, people are oblivious to the way most peoppe in the world marry or what?

The rat was so chill it may as well have been given a name and water bowl

@HorsesArePeople2

Жыл бұрын

The rat had a better personality than Ed

@ifp748

Жыл бұрын

That mouse was sick as f

@nothereanymore3941

11 ай бұрын

I’d date the rat rather than Ed

@mcgasm

10 ай бұрын

_Idk_

@knoeppe

6 ай бұрын

This was actually Rose's sister.

It's a huge red flag if you meet or have a relationship with someone who has a tatoo of their own face on their body. Big ed is a perfect example of that.

@DeaDBeaT187

Жыл бұрын

What about Steve-o?

@arulousg8776

Жыл бұрын

Oi Philip Solo done it man, he’s alright I’d say.

@supermaxx1

Жыл бұрын

He's grown tremendously from kidulthood I'd say, this douche however. . . . . ?

@supermaxx1

Жыл бұрын

​@@arulousg8776 👉☝️☝️😁

@stangreen4134

Жыл бұрын

Especially

I don’t care who you are or what your life is like but watching Ed has gotta make you feel better about yourself.

@williambertels8257

Жыл бұрын

You're actually right

@mainwaringjohn

Жыл бұрын

He is engaged to a chick half his age and has a good bit of money. Its not that bad for him lol. He does have the romantic skills of a 10 year old though lol.

@mainwaringjohn

Жыл бұрын

@huh nice theres no way any of those girls loved him

@LILREMAlNS

11 ай бұрын

@dwt8 you must be just as socially inept as Ed is to interpret any emotion on these poor women's faces except pure disgust.

@aarondavis8943

11 ай бұрын

@@mainwaringjohn Lol every comment for this video is funny.

If a pinky toe was a human, it would be this guy.

@variouselite

Жыл бұрын

*that was crushed by a kettlebell. Some pinky toes are cute.

@IHAT3ART

Жыл бұрын

Heh yeah like Earl, from Toejam and Earl

@me-wi7mr

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for this comment 😂

Act like a rabid incel and turn immediately into a surprised Pikachu when a woman doesn’t like it? That’s the *Big Ed Promise* ladies and gentlemen.

@LesbianNaziHookers

Жыл бұрын

Way more of a simp than an incel

@DodgyDaveGTX

Жыл бұрын

It's all about girth and Ed knows exactly how to play to his one strength (singular)

@aarondavis8943

11 ай бұрын

Hey, what you see is what you get. Except for the awful personality. That requires hearing.

i looked her up and the girl from the phillipines is doing well for herself, she has a modelling job, her own house and car, and is dating someone who is the opposite of this frog man creature

@hawkrose2698

Жыл бұрын

So happy for her!

@c0m4g1bb

10 ай бұрын

Creepy

@claymore9032

7 ай бұрын

Does her breath still stink?

For me it’s Ed being like “you’re awesome” to every girl he meets

Ed follows the age old adage "Babe Ruth struck out more times than he hit home runs."

"Don't make it weird." I won't.... TEEHEEHEEHEE"

Ed’s mom seems nice

@LoverBoy-im7xv

Жыл бұрын

Ed's mom and his sister are the sane person

@urbanarmory

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't talk to them anymore, big shock

@DodgyDaveGTX

Жыл бұрын

@@LoverBoy-im7xv not gonna lie, I thought you said _"same_ person" and in the same breath I *still* instinctively shrugged it off like it was no less plausible before I realised my mistake 🤷‍♂️

Big Ed hasn't been the same since Eddy and Double D moved away.

Seeing Liz hesitate the first time he asked her to go out on a date makes me sad. In her gut she already knew it was wrong. But did it anyway. So sad.

@rafalongo7

11 ай бұрын

the power of money

@Grandmaster-Kush

11 ай бұрын

Mealticket changed her mind

@aarondavis8943

11 ай бұрын

It might have something to do with the show she was contracted to be on.

The sound of him and that chick making out was absolutely disgusting and then he topped it off with bowing his head and whispering "That was awesome". The way he tries to look sexy by laying sideways with his hair dangling 🤣 The dude is just too much

@hawkrose2698

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂yes he is definitely too much!

@adampatino5372

Жыл бұрын

imo, he's not nearly enough

@nightheron5892

5 ай бұрын

He’s a fine assemblage of the best sentient wet farts. All together. Like, pressed..

I love how the chica asks him to be silent, and he keeps trying to talk. That was probably the funniest bit of the whole video, and that's saying something cuz this one was a doozy

"I love you" "You're ugly"

If Russian nesting doll was a body type , it'd be big ed

@donkeysaurusrex7881

8 ай бұрын

The horrors as the other Big Eds emerge

I don't feel bad for any of these people lmao. One person is in it for one reason, and the other is in it for another reason. Neither of those reasons is love. 💯

@METAL-ADDICT

Жыл бұрын

Okay. Now I see the allure. Watching these shows make you feel better about your own life. I get it now. 🤭

@mainwaringjohn

Жыл бұрын

Brilliantly worded 😎

Covering up his chin with the shirt collar is premium

"I never saw you poop either. Do you poop, or no?" - Big Ed

@Colonel_RamRod

4 ай бұрын

Nooo Ed women don’t poop 😂😂😂

@Frank_Nemo

2 ай бұрын

What a real smooth talker he is. What a guy!

So the most shocking thing about Ed isn't his lack of neck. It is how truely disgusting his personality is. It was immoral to put him on TV because it is immoral to give Ed money.

@nothereanymore3941

11 ай бұрын

His lack of neck is pretty shocking too tho

"I like spending time with you" ... "Yea"

Whoever edited this did a great job.

I liked how the way you lined up the shots that he seemed to get shorter and shorter lol

Wow he's the pinnacle of how not to date. He even talks about his ex on a date with a new girl that's like the biggest no no ever.😂 He doesn't learn from anything and he doesn't get the thousands of hints thrown at him. Everyone else is at fault just not him. Typical narcissist

@tac6044

Жыл бұрын

He's getting laid and you're not.

Dude him wearing a shirt and the collar just being on his chin is killing me 😂

Man Ed & Liz is the trainwreck that keeps on giving. Ed is a fascinatingly terrible human being and watching him try to navigate normal human life is amazing. He's like a semi-successful Chris-Chan. I'm amazed that any woman can even claim some level of attraction to him. His personality is hot grabage water and his looks, well, we all know about his looks. Fuckin Michelin Man come to life.

@spaltmass

Жыл бұрын

the show lives off of people like you building themselves up and giving them a good feeling that they dont have a live like Ed.

@aarondavis8943

11 ай бұрын

@@spaltmass Yeah it's great.

@peterj5106

10 ай бұрын

@B14ckDOg. I'm pretty sure none of them would be there if there wasn't any camera's.

@donkeysaurusrex7881

8 ай бұрын

Like Liz is only with him because he’s on tv. Cause like when has asking out the hot waitress ever actually worked?

It’s really unfair that THIS guy is getting laid and I’m not 😭

@Frank_Nemo

2 ай бұрын

Try hunching your shoulders up and walking on your knees.

I didn’t know thumbs could talk? Thumbs are even silent in sign language.

When your date starts chuggin of the wine bottle you have nailed it. I hope Liz gains 200 lbs and makes his life miserable.

You where born the day my divorce was final- sicko Ed

Not sure why Marvel thought they needed all that bad CGI to make MODOK happen, they really should have just hired this guy.

@stonebone316

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

7:51 I _genuinely_ thought he was gonna say "I'd like to introduce you... to Little Ed 😉"

@lachlank.8270

19 күн бұрын

Look at the size of that pumpkin!

How on earth can ed get feelings for literaly every woman he meets

@SleepySloth2705

10 ай бұрын

He doesn't, he just wants to get laid

@SovietMOB

10 ай бұрын

He’s like Lorne Armstrong except BIG Ed actually meets his girls in real life. Lorne just has phone relationships and masturbates while on the phone and considers it shex!!

@JK-gm6kk

28 күн бұрын

$$$

@davidpowell6098

13 күн бұрын

Desperation.

I predict this channel will blow up fairly quickly, lmao. Your voice and narration are amazing lad.

He acts like a character Adam Sandler or pre-Deadpool Ryan Reynolds would portray

"I...think she enjoyed it" 🤣

Eating while watching this was a mistake. Didn’t enjoy the food much but damn the vid kept me entertained 💪🏻

His mother was so adorable and caring and he just discards her for a woman he doesn't even wanna be with for more than 24hrs at a time. Smh

He looks like that image the car safety people created about what a human would have to look like to survive a car crash without a seat belt.

Ed is such a virgin mentally despite having a kid and being divorced at this point

Big Ed is a real life Frank Reynolds.

@zodaxa8881

Жыл бұрын

I see it now.

@jorgefranco7465

Жыл бұрын

Best comment. Motherfucker just missing a rum ham!

I love watching these women answer him with one word or even just a grunt or a noise. He says "I love you." They go, "Mmm." He says, "I'd like you to be my date." They clear their throat. And of course the times where they don't answer at all and just stare dumbfounded, because any answer will be TV history FOREVER. 😆

Big ed did it he beat the matrix 😂. I feel like the producers are behind the camera holding up a check like "if you want this money you better kiss him"

He has to be rich to get even close to woman like that and btw the woman he is after are just the type of woman that’s looking for a rich daddy and what is the freaking deal with this man falling in love with every freaking woman he meets? He can just go walking with a woman and the next thing he does he is in love! Lol

@juri_xiii9977

Жыл бұрын

Hes a Narcissist..! Full blown "Headcase".

The sad part is when Ed was younger he was a decent looking dude with a better personality than he has currently. Was surprised when I found out that long ago he volunteered in Ecuador helping kids there. Definitely a totally different person than what he is now.

@justintaylor3569

10 ай бұрын

Gotta wonder how much he's playing up the asshole character for the cameras/producers lol

I was just about to say, "What a cool looking rat!" @1:08 ... but then I really stopped to look at it & am pretty sure that what I thought was a cool spotted coat is actually mange or something & he's just missing hair 😱😭

@headienutburn

Жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that. It is mange. That's a serious issue, but he was an abhorrent POS though. Complete disrespect to that family...what else would you expect in a poor neighbourhood of a poor country? The guy is a serious POS.

Lol that picture of him in the thumbnail wearing that tank top is freaking hilarious.

@blazednlovinit

4 ай бұрын

If the Juggernaut and Humpty Dumpty had a baby

*Big Ed is eventually gonna turn into Gen Z's version of Chuck Norris & right now we're watching his origin story pan out right in front of our eyes & if my calculations are correct were only a few months away from witnessing his manifestation transformation we should all feel very greatful about what is about to transpire.*

He is every Chris Farley character rolled into one.

This is fucking NUTS! Are they really giving this dude some?

@jsav4269

10 ай бұрын

Yes because they are money grubbing шнояеs, remember the next guy that wants to take one of these women seriously, they will see this and realize they are not fit for marriage, because they make horrible decisions, I’d be like…. WHAT…. You actually ғцсқеd this clown? Okay have a nice life 😂🤣 these women are bigger clowns than this guy

Jesus Christ, it's Ed again.... ....damn this chanel rocks!!!

You got a dope channel man... Believe it or not it helps with my anxiety, cant wait for more videos.. Especially the Bullshido

@interestingstufffromaround8014

Жыл бұрын

😁 glad I can help

@IHAT3ART

Жыл бұрын

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 Thanks man... Yeah I'm actually in a inpatient rehab right now and don't have much access to the outside, I've had a lot going on the past few years and to laugh once in a while in this situation is a valuable commodity... I've been clean around 6 months and things like this help me deal with my dark moments without picking up, so well done and thanks man

@interestingstufffromaround8014

Жыл бұрын

Yeah IV been in a similar situation in my younger days. If you want things to change then they will, the hard part is wanting them to change as being self destructive is oddly appealing. Not saying that's the case for you as I don't know but that was the case for me. Life is a continuously changing cascade of events some good and some bad, sounds like your on the bad cycle right now but the good will come. 👍

@growmiezhomiez8760

Жыл бұрын

ikr?seems like he shd hav way more subs.

@enoch13th85

Жыл бұрын

@@IHAT3ART Hope you're still doing well? I've been battling with stuff for years, it ain't easy.

I had to pause this video so many times to get through it, it took me an hour

@JK-gm6kk

28 күн бұрын

The second hand embarrassment is so bad

Ed looks like if Steven Seagal and Danny Devito had a baby.

I'm so confused on where he came from, like his beginnings and what happed to his neck lol. I could just google it but I'm generally lazy. U however r not lazy and I have thoroughly enjoyed every single video uve made. So glad I found ur channel.

Not sure whats wrong with him but hopefully they will find a cure.

Following his adventures over the years I can say Edward, Eddie, Ed is the gift that keeps on giving, give, gi...

That kiss sounds like stirring old Macoroni and cheese.

He's like if Danny Devito and Jack Black had a baby and they drank during the pregnancy

Big Ed: "can I kiss you" Girl: "don't make it weird" Big Ed: "I won't 😊" *Immediately makes it weird

@papidamuddafucare4699

4 ай бұрын

ikr!🤣🤣🤣

@Colonel_RamRod

4 ай бұрын

Like I said, if you have to ask you’ve already made it weird

Money can buy liz😂 \-_-/

@TheKingOf2024

11 ай бұрын

is she still with him?

Goblin mode infinite unlock

“Who did the breaking out? … Wow” Savage! 😂

First 4 minutes....literally can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

@Aaarrhgg

Жыл бұрын

You're ok? Did you stop laughing eventually? Almost two weeks of laugh would be insane.

Awww, poor little big guy, Ed.

Love this little Casanova. I wonder if Jill really genuinely likes him or loves him?

Can't dump water on Ed or he gets mayonnaise in his eyes

Say what you like about the man, but he really took being a "Weeble" lookalike to a whole new level.

I think it is funny how that Rosemarie girl called him short, fat, ugly, etc and that is okay... But when he tells her that she has bad breath it's the end of the world.

Total confidence with nothing to back it up. These poor poor girls.

This is the greatest video on KZread 😂

Always love it when guys have very strict beauty standards they expect from their imaginary partners, when they themselves look like they earn their living by sitting under a bridge and demanding toll from weary travelers.

He is as pretty on inside as he is on outside

This is hard to watch. I just feel bad watching him try these women like that and we all know they're not interested. Makes me cringe. Nothing against him, feel bad for both parties in these scenes.

I swear to god, reality TV is the modern day Ringling circus freak show. There is no way any of this can be real. You can see the look on these women faces when they meet him, It's pure shock they are probably getting contacted by executive producers for shows, being told they can give them a starting role, then they realize when they are on set how much they have sold their souls and dignity for a little fame.

Jesus, that Sontaran let himself go...

Each time my mind brings me memories of any cringy interaction I had, I always say to myself "At least I'm not Big Ed"

She pegged me, and it will go down in big Ed history!

You can say whatever you want about him, but he is the most entertaining character in TLC channel and he knows that, and banks on it, he is probably almost a decade in the show doing the same shit and making money out of it. This guy is smarter than he looks, and most of his bloopers are intentional. He is 100% aware of his condition and he knows acting obnoxious can get a reaction out of audience.

Great video and love the body of your work. Thank you. ]

I love exaggeration combined with low self esteem. Not "We did it a about a million times.", it's "We did it about twice.".

How does this guy have less social ability and tact with the ladies than me? I have a bonafide social disorder, yet I can speak to women better.

@JK-gm6kk

28 күн бұрын

Probably way more respect for said women and way less desperation

3:28 She looks more attractive without so much makeup.

@michaelhaydenbell

Жыл бұрын

Ok? I'm sure she is dying to receive this feedback from you.

@mannySABEEEE

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelhaydenbell Sorry for offending the girl 😏, forget that there are feminist allies on every corner waiting for their ration 🤏. Like good rats 🖕.

@mojojojo6400

Жыл бұрын

Same thing as I thought as soon as I saw that part

Big Ed reminds me of Chet when he was turned into that hideous poo monster at the end of Weird Science. Spitting image of that creature!

Big Ed, ruiner of lives

I think u should try working on improving your thumbnails, this channel definitely has potential of blowing up.

@interestingstufffromaround8014

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the feedback, yeah thumbnails are an art form I'm still trying to master. What do you think is wrong with them? Be good to know so I can improve them moving forward 👍

@talm5154

Жыл бұрын

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 they're kinda quirky and unique, i like them but seems like too many colors

@talm5154

Жыл бұрын

actually they're good, just pray to the alg God for a view downpour, love this channel

@nomanejane5766

Жыл бұрын

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 sorry about the delay, but there's isn't anything "wrong" per se, some of them seem just crowded and messy. The text is kinda hard to read and the pictures seem kinda blurry/not clear. Look at similar thumbnails from youtubers like Alice Cappele, sauce, internet impact, rich lux, haute la mode, even when they have 4 or 5 different pics in the thumbnail their pictures is clear and the text stands out.

@mojojojo6400

Жыл бұрын

How? The thumbnail is literally what even got me to click on the first place. Literally

I love how you pronounce "Goblin".

A message for everyone: do not eat while watching this

“She looks like neopaliton ice cream, 🍦, it’s hot 🥵 “ AHAhhhhh!! See ladiesss, chivalry is NOT dead!

Why do I feel like he is lying about the "love making"

@SergyMilitaryRankings

Жыл бұрын

You're probs jealous bro

I gagged at the kiss , literally 😂 ugggggg

Big Ed looks facially like Murr from Impractical Jokers. Wow