the tau one probably at least has padded seats and better pain meds

@samwai3762

Ай бұрын

and a x box or something

@stonelion8020

Ай бұрын

@@samwai3762ha yeah

@chrissy9008

Ай бұрын

He was unable to use any pain meds as it would interfere with the nerve interface with his suit so he had the option of being immobile or in constant pain to continue fighting

@labbit3574

Ай бұрын

@@chrissy9008they literally have better weapons n shit yet can’t make a brain connector or sum shit

@claudeyaz

Ай бұрын

Bros need neuro link ​@@labbit3574

Human dreadnaught to Tau dreadnaught: first time?😈

@henryheavy8044

Ай бұрын

Xelee : your galaxy seems like a nice place

@WingedDynamite

Ай бұрын

Tau Dreadnought: YES. YES IT IS THE FIRST TIME.

@nunocampea2395

Ай бұрын

Dreadnaught: Hey Tau how are you feeling? Tau Dreadnaught: UAAAGH! IT HURTS! Dreadnought: .... yeah....

@ImaPseudonym-go6oy

23 күн бұрын

@@henryheavy8044 Xeelee *laughs in Starbreaker beam*

@ImaPseudonym-go6oy

23 күн бұрын

@@WingedDynamite Human Dreadnaught: You get used to it Tau Dreadnaught: really? Human Dreadnaught: (sighs) ...no. Not really.

Imagine him finding a necron and his scanner just says: very bloody old

@nippon19

Ай бұрын

age : 70.000.000 years t'au : no really ? my scanner is bugged again.

@GhostBear3067

Ай бұрын

​@@nippon19 scanner would display a stack overflow error.

@aquavitae3824

Ай бұрын

Life signs: Yes? Organic: NOPE

@joshrobins130

Ай бұрын

Tau Scanner: *Scans Necron* OH FUCK THIS! *404 error*

@barrysingh2872

Ай бұрын

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Eren Yeager : I hate Titans - Become a Titan Kaneki : I hate Ghoul - Becomes a Ghoul Bravestone : I hate Dreadnought - becomes a freaking Dreadnought

@GodeGamleJacob

Ай бұрын

Horus: I hate the Emperor - ?? 😅 Nah just joking. 👍

@Dkspardan

Ай бұрын

I hate Pleasure and beautiful woman "slaneth cult has noticed you" lol

@azikhan1707

Ай бұрын

Sunny: i hate slavery - becomes a slave to [fated] and [shadow bond]

@Masonicon

Ай бұрын

Abdullah Hashem: I hate cults - Become a Cult leader

@Vaax27Gaming

Ай бұрын

Commander Farsight: I hate Chaos - Becomes unintentionally devoted to Khorne

I bet Tzeech got a good knee slap out of that one

@gamermilk6399

Ай бұрын

The rest of Chaos can get a good laugh as well.

Now that's just solid writing, well done to whoever wrote that

@marcelgrabowski5939

Ай бұрын

Indeed, indeed.

@hpph7133

Ай бұрын

It's Sandy's OC, plz do not steal

Imagine killing what you think is a robot just to find an alien inside of it that’s older than the entirety of your civilization.

@willw1980

Ай бұрын

Sounds like a saturday to me.

I like what the space marine inside it said to him while he was looking at it. It was like "You had better kill me, because if you don't I will hunt you down and kill you."

The Imperium: "The tech doesn't work if you don't suffer enough"

Tau: now forever linking their pilots to battle mechs Humanity: First time?

@santiagoteruel4145

Ай бұрын

*eldars silently hiding the astral bone battle mechs*

@smol_hornet613

Ай бұрын

Meanwhile, the necrons are laughing their metal asses off in the distance

@davisdf3064

Ай бұрын

​@@smol_hornet613 You don't need the power armor when you ARE the power armor (also, Thousands Sons crying in the distance)

Yeah but the tau probably have good wifi

@KATHLEEN-XM772

Ай бұрын

This comment right here Lord inquisitor

@blacksabbath5300

Ай бұрын

At least imperial dreadnoughts get some nice naps

@AmazingAutist

Ай бұрын

​@@blacksabbath5300Acoma filled with horrible nightmares is not a nice nap

@cadettrev762

Ай бұрын

@@AmazingAutistRelative to napping in most of the 41st millennium, it’s probably not so bad

@danielmcphee2546

Ай бұрын

Not to mention a good surround sound system and two cup holders. Top that imperial dreadnoughts

Karma and irony has a funny way of coming around.

@o.w.n.1327

Ай бұрын

"Fate is a funny thing eh?" "No, but it is kind."

@AmazingAutist

Ай бұрын

There is nothing karmic about it. He literally did the best thing he could and he wasn't doing it out of malice. This was a war. How many town has that Dreadnought kill before it was finally taken down? The guy was spitting and basically feral and basically commanding the guy to kill him. Which he obliged. To say it's karma implies that someone was in the wrong here when in reality no one really is.

@gundamwarrior

Ай бұрын

​@@AmazingAutist Because, he himself became the very thing he thought was an abomination, and then uses the effectively same means to stay alive instead of considering himself an abomination and ending his own life. Which makes him a hypocrite. So thus, Karma.

@mervinreyes3008

Ай бұрын

​@@AmazingAutistYou really don't get it do you the tau are massive hypocrites

@notusneo

Ай бұрын

​@@AmazingAutist fitting username

Oh by the dark gods. Such an ironic turn for Bravestorm. Hmmm... I wonder if he falls in a similar fate as the dreadnought did. Withhim being like 600 years old (ancient for T'Au) and being slain by a younger fire warrior who scans him and discovers that he sooooo ancient.

@mullerpotgieter

Ай бұрын

Wouldn't it be full circle if he was killed by a Mechanicus or something? A member of the Imperium who would have the tools to determine his age and have the curiosity to do so

@MaxUltimata

Ай бұрын

He doesn't. Bravestorm is technically not dead, but might as well be now. His life support system was damaged in Arks of Omen when fighting Orks and he had to be put in stasis to survive, so he's effectively out of commission until further notice.

@Integritys_Sum

2 күн бұрын

[The Writers have run out of ideas for this character so until further notice....]

Bravestorm: i don't get to leave My suit. I have to non-stop fight for The Tau Empire. This is horrible Dreadnoughts: I don't get yo leave My sarcophagus. I have to Non-stop fight for The Imperium. Let's fucking gooo!!!!!

well im sure that the "tau version" will be more modern and comfy tho and with more flexibility and choices what makes the dreadfull dreadnought terrifying is also a fact that ti's not really a choice and not for convienience.

I honestly love how the T'au started their empire with the "best" morality and principles, yet they are gradually becoming the Imperium 2.0

@E100Omega123

Ай бұрын

amazing what happens to your collective culture and racial mindset when every other faction you meet wants you dead (if you're lucky).

Another few thousand years and the Tau will be as grimdark as the Imperium.

I feel that Tzeentch had a laugh at this

"Even in death, I serve the greater good." -Bravestone, probably

The Tau are just the imperium writ small. They even have their own horus in Farsught. That js what is so funny about the Tau. Everyone thinks they are noble and good, but they are making all of the same mistakes humanity made during the great crusade.

@discussedbalkanslav7828

Ай бұрын

So cool

@Nimi450

Ай бұрын

They aren't noble and good, they are naive, and optimistic, which admitedly is far worse... Especially in 40k, the goodwilled and good intentionned are not the ones who survive.

@josephboustany4852

Ай бұрын

​@@Nimi450 They are puppets though There's no good or evil in that Just automatons who'd do anything the ethereals say as long as they are in range The free Tau under farsight are "good" but they haven't faced one trillionth of what humanity has to face on a second by second basis For example the gods of chaos couldn't give a crap about corrupting the Tau who have souls so dim they can't see them in the dark They aren't fighting an existential war 24/7/365 on all fronts and from within The Tau under these conditions would be much much much more "evil" than the imperium

@mryellow6918

22 күн бұрын

At least they have tech that works.

@Nimi450

22 күн бұрын

@@mryellow6918 yup... That's probably the one up they got over most of everyone. Their tech doesn't have the tendancy to try and spontaneously combust on them.

That's what we call foreshadowing kids.

*Even in death I still serve*

Oh how the coffin of dread has spun like a wheel, you tau

Hes a dreadnought that can fly. Thats a terrifying thought especially considering he uses an onaghr gauntlet

Tau Dreadnought: "How do you deal with it?" Human Dreadnought: "You just kinda get used to it" Tau Dreadnought: "Really?" Human Dreadnought: "Well, not much else you can do about it" Tau Dreadnought: "So, you just get used to being itchy?" Human Dreadnought: "Oh, that. Just relax and push it out of your mind" Tau Dreadnought: "And that works?" Human Dreadnought: "NNNnnrrrggghh" Tau Dreadnought: "You okay?" Human Dreadnought: "It works until some jackass reminds you about being itchy. And worst ones are the phantom itches" Tau Dreadnought: "Phantom itches?" Human Dreadnought: "Yeah, like my nose is really itchy right now, thank you very much, but I haven't had a nose for 3,000 years."

@JCLegendary

Ай бұрын

Tau: What the hell is a nose?

Don’t forget he’s also a member of The Eight meaning he’s one of Farsight’s pals

@painlord2k

2 күн бұрын

It works better if you have a Primarch or the Tau equivalent (Farsight) to raise your mood.

Bravestorm technically has it worse because the Earth Caste haven't figured out away to numb his pain without compromising his control of the suit. (They don't have system like the black carapace or the mind impulse unit to directly wire it to his brain, Instead it just operates off his nervous system kinda like how current prosthetics of today do)

@Hans-Kortz

Ай бұрын

They literally have a brain interface. They hook the suit up to the brain.

@Makorze

Ай бұрын

@@Hans-Kortz They do but he's so damaged they cant fit him with it. Plus his initial internment was kind of a rush order - they didnt even try and heal him up in a vat tank which would have helped him at the very least to grow his skin back but Nope they just stuck a dozen data feeds into him, some basic life support functions, sealed him in and sent him off to join Farsight. (Also to be clear - Marines in dreadnaughts do have means to suppress pain since some are more damaged than others tho some will turn it off to heighten thier battle rage. Bravestorm has none of that and is in constant pain. He likely mentions this because unlike the techpriests of man, the Earth Caste wouldnt engineer something that basically tortures the Firewarrior with it if they can avoid it.)

@Enzo012

22 күн бұрын

It operates off his nervous system without a direct mind impulse unit? Even orks have mind impulse units, that's just primitive

@Makorze

22 күн бұрын

@@Enzo012 actually ork cybernetics don't need impulse units - they just work if the ork believes they do.

At that point, he's sitting there in the survival pod of his suit and thinks "... I get it now. That human was valuable enough as a Warrior they kept him alive to fight again and again. Like my own people are going to do with me."

I keep saying they should expand Tau Lore to include a Metal Caste for all the robot engram personalities they keep using. Drones. Aun'Va. Puretide. One of Farsights lieutenants...umm... Oblotai I think? They keep copy/pasting him into Tau tech. Oblotai 3.0

@jvniperrr

Ай бұрын

Absolutely co-signing on that one

@cmmpr111

20 күн бұрын

Co-signed.

@carlzerris6566

2 күн бұрын

Id sayar as the thinking goes, drones are considered andother 'race' rather than another facet of the caste system.

Even in death, WE, serve.

Bravestorm is a great warrior, he has experience and high skill in battle, that's why he is a "dreadnought" now, t'au felt i will be a major loss to military power to let him die.

Glad to see you making content again

Bravestorm survived a shitstorm.

that's some cosmic horror shit right there, except its on the aliens instead of us

@maxanderson9293

Ай бұрын

ironically humans became for terrifying to the aliens

Not to mention the cryogenically freeze their greatest hero’s, so a bunch of Tau don’t even get to live day by day, only coning out when the empire actually needs them. I love the Tau faction, they’ve ended up as more than just “the good Asian faction” It’s turning into the imperium, but trying to hide its dark side.

He will become what he hates to protect what he loves. Is the Tau adopting imperial citizens, or, dare I say, is the Tau adopting imperial doctrine, philosophy, and brutal necessity?

@leandrocastello309

Ай бұрын

Thats how the Tau should become a grimdark faction: a hopeful nice faction abandoning the light to embrace survival. Not shallow mind control or mustache twirling ethereals. Thats so cheap.

@TyllerBoom

Ай бұрын

@@leandrocastello309 in this cruel galaxy where hope is like a broken limb is to a broken mind, we must find salvation through brutality. We find sanctuary in a closed mind. We find truth in what is painful. Let the ends justify the means, let sanctity be distroyed. Let the greater good guide them into a reality where force is met with greater force. The primordial cry of a galaxy set on fire to keep the warmth at home. Let the galaxy burn! With Tau characteristics

@salmonroe5608

Ай бұрын

@@TyllerBoom nice

Finding out an enemy footsoldier is older than your whole civilization gotta be sureal af

Imperium dreadnoughts in their hangar: *one of us one of us one of us*

So it's a Weebnought?

That's WarHammer, baby!

One of my favorite bits of lore

Yeah, karma is a bi... Dreadnought. Lol

That’s a good tau soldier, yes the humans are truly monstrous in their brutality. Now put this Puretide chip in your head that definitely wont turn you into a vegetable.

ah yes, the battle of Blackthunder Mesa, the famous primaris Gordon Freeman finished there once and for all with the new tau xenos; the Combine.

Just imagine Bravestorm meeting Bjorn the Fell-Handed, and it's just like: "I'm older than your home world, ya shrimp!"

Who wouldn't keep fighting for the God-Emperor and for the glory of humanity even at the brink of death? The Dreadnoughts are rhe lucky ones.

thats pretty fitting and fits well in the grim dark want a min of him

A yes the moment when you who has spent his life killing monsters on to turn in to one as well can't wait tau'vasa and and her religious order of battle preist

Dreadnaught: Well well well... Bravestorm: F&%k you, you did this to me!!!

If you think about it tech wise. The tau are presently in their own golden age of technology. Still innovating and still fully understanding how their tech works.

@carlzerris6566

2 күн бұрын

I think they are sort of in the stage before the godlen age since they havent got any of the really wacky stuff yet. Yeah they had a warp drive but that didnt really work out. I dont think they can be in a golden age until they start producind really big battleships and something unique to them. Personally im thinking fully autonomous drone armies

The funny thing is, Bravestorms situtation is the most ideal (even if still not wanted) outcome for a white scar being interend. Putting aside 'xeno tech bad', crisis suits are faster, more manoverable, can fly and probably a bit more dexterous compared to a dreadnought so it would suit the whitescars combat doctrine pretty well.

SUCKS TO SUCK WEAK SOUL

Wait till they find out about the necrons or eldar

What great writing, what a great short.

Difference is his tomb mech has wifi and a PC setup so he doesn't spend most of his life sleeping in

BRAVESTORMMUUU! K...KISAMAAAAAA!

It's most likely how Space Marine dreadnoughts started out?

They really should have a self destruction mode on thoes things.

Tau...empire of plot armor

The tau always felt like a mirror to the old golden age of humanity. Like they haven’t been around long enough to know how horrible the galaxy truly is. I feel like there’s gonna be a men of iron type collapse for them, they just always seem so naive and I’m never quite sure if that’s the point behind their writing.

Tbf anyone would pick the tau situation over being in a dreadnought

@jensenthegreen6780

28 күн бұрын

You'd be sterilized but definitely WAY better than being in any hive planet

Ye, id rather be a dragoon in star craft.

@killerninja4416

Ай бұрын

or immortal or stalker hell even a archon seems to be a better option

Cool video as always, man. but that music in the background goes HARD!

Yes but the human was happy to do what he did!

In the battle of BLACKthunder MESA

Black(thunder) Mesa, i think the 40k writers like half-life

Black Mesa?!?!? (NOT THUNDER)

@lacosterobo

10 күн бұрын

Yes They fought the xen forces

Technically correct

Womp womp

did guev'esas never tell tau?

@sexmachine0732

Ай бұрын

the people deserting to the t'au are most likely not people in high ranks, so they won't have much useful info regarding fairly secretive tech

Tau learning by being spanked by daddy Imperium.

Warhammer 40K is really in the same universe as warhammer fantasy! Dont care what the devs say. But its litterally the same universe just in different times

Name of the song?

Is this story from one of the novels?

FOR THE GREATER GOOD 😅 👍

These stories don't have any consistency. It would be like the Americans seeing kamikaze pilots, thinking it's horrendous and then making Kamikaze pilots of their own. GW doesn't care though as long as they make money.

Though Bravestorm did manage to destroy that God-Machine. So he definitely went down like a CHAD. Only to be brought back as a Tau Dreadnaught. Still a cool guy, nearly wiped out a few squads of Scar Lords in the book Crisis of Faith I believe. With power Gauntlets that killed that God-Machine! Farsight ain’t the only one that likes melee!

the God engines are just propaganda right ? ..... RIGHT ???

Sounds like some serious skill issue

Bruh i hate brave storm as ive read both books regading him and in the second after he basically dies from a titan he also basicalky dies from space marines but still his plot armour saves him

U either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

*skill issue

Enemies alike eh?

.....its sad.

I wish they would bring back the rogue trader dreadnought design

The only abomination is the Tau.

#Boycott40k Retcon the retcon

@jackcorlett5395

Ай бұрын

40k ain't the series for you if you can't handle a retcon my guy. This shit happens every few years, get over it.

@Sgt-lott10

Ай бұрын

@@jackcorlett5395bro doesn't know of imperial guard beastmen, the entirety of 1st edition, necrons not having personalities, chaos androids, the black crusades, etc

@jackcorlett5395

Ай бұрын

@@Sgt-lott10 or how the primarchs were just regular space marines, or how space marines were just regular humans, there was no Horus heresy (the emperor was on the throne because he was old & tired) & the leagues of votan existing, then they didn't & then they finally did exist again

@keulron2290

Ай бұрын

You really want to go back to first edition?