I hope they learned from their mistakes and are putting even more dedication on preventing Elvis from dying on the toilet.

@merlynjep

5 жыл бұрын

Forty-one years and zero further Elvis/toilet events, pretty good record.

@tanyadavis6187

5 жыл бұрын

Gabriel A

@AttacMage

5 жыл бұрын

@@tanyadavis6187 A

@kaltsssit

5 жыл бұрын

@@AttacMage A

@Rllangel

5 жыл бұрын

Monolith Guy A

These people disgust me. They had one job.

@samuelparker9882

5 жыл бұрын

All Usernames Taken YOUR KILLING ME!!!!!!!

@chainsomnia

5 жыл бұрын

Greyed Out G59 God you’re fucking stupid

@Ohlookitstony_

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@masonscooterbmxriderdirtbi2580

4 жыл бұрын

In 1970 Elvis was the most famous guy in the world in 1970

@youcefhaddana2385

4 жыл бұрын

Dude this is just a joke video don't you understand

It took me 40 seconds to realize this was from clickhole

@AimeeLeeLifestyle

5 жыл бұрын

Arshia took me 1:12

@toe5964

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a real documentary and then the guy pooping for Elvis was like what? Then the eyeball thing proved it was fake. I love this video so much anyway tho 😂

@sharonmaclean47

4 жыл бұрын

me too,, i just wanted to know what time of day did he die, because my aunt died the same day

@blackpillgermany5443

4 жыл бұрын

It took me more than 60 lol

@toxicwaste7986

4 жыл бұрын

Yea same

Ooh mama, I’m going to jail for kissing a hound dog

@elvispresley7639

5 жыл бұрын

Frabjous xD

@chuckster0596

5 жыл бұрын

Are you real

@Leon-zu1wp

5 жыл бұрын

-Fat Elvis

@fudgerounds91

4 жыл бұрын

🙈👀

I love the implication that if Fat Elvis were dying anywhere but on the toilet his task force wouldn't lift a finger.

In 1977, I got a phone call from Elvis, he said "Hello, This is Fat Elvis."

@Ohlookitstony_

5 жыл бұрын

Vegetarian Soylent-Green I don’t even know if this real 💀

@Ohlookitstony_

5 жыл бұрын

I never would of laughed ....

@zxfaiqxz7782

4 жыл бұрын

İn 1977 not mobile phones Hahahaaha

@am3nadiel571

4 жыл бұрын

Faiq Memmedli fr

@carcharoclesmegalodon873

4 жыл бұрын

Faiq Memmedli, there were telephones

I remember where I was when Elvis died on the toilet, I was with my wife and kids at the cathedral, praying that god would not let Elvis die on the toilet

@6Phat9

5 жыл бұрын

Tyler Martindale You didn't pray hard enough

@katherine5891

4 жыл бұрын

Idk but I wanna laugh but I feel like you’re serious😭

@englishmotherfucker1058

4 жыл бұрын

get fucked

@lifehacksyoutubedudewiththeroc

3 жыл бұрын

God must have misheard you

@lindapowell2397

3 жыл бұрын

He was found laying on the floor...not the toilet. Good Lord....let him RIP Remember his 🎶, not how he died.

My uncle Rick was the #1 shit man, he never gets the credit. After he was fired a day before Elvis died, he never could live with the guilt. PTSD, doing drugs that gave him a non-stop appetite. So ironically he gained lots of weight and died of a heart attack whilst eating a Subway club, with extra pickles. It is hard for me to this day to eat a Subway club with extra pickles. Not because of my uncle Rick, but because i don’t like extra pickles, i think extra pickles overpowers the taste of the deli meat in a Subway club, so i just get a normal amount of pickles. I miss you uncle Rick but i am glad you’re dead because you wouldn’t stop touching me inappropriately every time you convinced me to go camping. I like camping i just don’t like blacking out and waking up with my ass sore.

@HunterBiden.

6 ай бұрын

Needs moré likes

@Joey7Z7Horror

5 ай бұрын

@@HunterBiden. that is unfair criticism how could you shame a poor man's tragic story :(

@kailebcooke3193

2 ай бұрын

This is literally the biggest cap I've ever seen🤣🤣like stfu stop lying you attention seeker what ur mommy not love you enough

The eyeballs actually scared me.

@alexroberts8735

3 жыл бұрын

Wait that was real ?

@elvispresleyfan7061

3 жыл бұрын

AR No

@elvispresleyfan7061

3 жыл бұрын

Braylin Brinson what

@jamesagwe2981

3 жыл бұрын

@Braylin Brinson I heard a different story to where he died in his bedroom

@jacks_alt

3 жыл бұрын

Mira Carsten doesn’t mean it isn’t scary

Good thing I have alarm detectors on my toilet to make sure no Elvis Presley’s die on it!

@subscribetobanbasstabs2599

5 жыл бұрын

Phantom R unfortunately, technology of that advancedness was not around at the time yet

@demonwing9431

5 жыл бұрын

Subscribe to Ban Bass Tabs he means now smart guy

“Someone else shit for Elvis” because the king can’t shit by himself

Personally I believe that it’s evlis’s fault - not the team’s. It clearly says not to eat snickers on the toilet. If he didn’t want to to die on the toilet, there is no reason he should have eaten that snickers.

@fecxorfecxor768

2 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me? How could Fat Elvis be expected to read the snickers label if his eyeballs were on the floor? Get real, dude.

@OfficialSantaSkii

2 жыл бұрын

@@fecxorfecxor768 pretty sure this is a fake video just to clown him for dieing by a toilet it doesn't even make since tbh

@konpeitojellie

2 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialSantaSkii you.. must be new here

@bragtime1052

2 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialSantaSkii your mom doesn't make since... but I still love her anyway ;)

@serenatwilite4005

Жыл бұрын

You could deduct a lot of things from this video, but one thing is for sure, these guys are complete asses for wasting our time with this crap. They put their minds in the toilet and came up with a crappy video. It isn't even funny, just completely stupid.

What I love about clickhole is you expect something really click-baity, but no. You get EXACTLY what the title says. I'm not so sure thats a good thing, however.

@bobbowie9350

2 жыл бұрын

I get its a joke but elvis toilet waa probably a lot nicer than the one in the thumbnail

@gabbyvillarreal1062

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbowie9350 This really does sound like a joke, and that it’s just based off of humor, and not what really happened, if you know what I mean.

"Do not die on the toilet, for thus is the worst way to die." Gesticulations 4:19

*It's illegal for the police to arrest you if you're on the toilet*

@LatriceSteward2015

Жыл бұрын

Is this true now?

@Thrifty032781

Жыл бұрын

I would love to live in a reality where that was true, the Bible said that dying on the toilet is the worst way to die, and eating a Snickers bar while sitting on the toilet was instantly fatal.

@juliewebb6832

7 ай бұрын

yes

“oh god. it’s my toilet. elvis has died on it.”

@NT-kv8ng

3 жыл бұрын

That was his neighbor talking.

He knew better than to eat the snickers on the toilet because dying on the toilet was his worst fear but , … you’re not yourself when you’re hungry

@RashawnAnderson-fn5gc

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

I remember the day Elvis died on the toilet. I was at band camp my sophomore year of highschool. A guy walked in all bummed out and said "Elvis died on the toilet". I says "shit, I've heard this story before, and it wasn't really him, it was one of those damned impersonators". He says "no, they found that fat bastard dead, crap everywhere, and a half eaten Snickers bar in his fat face." So I says, "shit!!! And here I sit without any radishes"!!!

@maskdude6914

Жыл бұрын

Idk why I laughed at that

@allenrussell1947

Жыл бұрын

@@maskdude6914 hey, the day you realize that you got no radishes is the day you realize the universe is made of chaos and bullshit.😉

@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3

4 ай бұрын

And then he says “you are fired from my life. Don’t ever come to band camp again and don’t ever walk around near my house again.”

It took me 90 seconds to realize this was from clickhole, and I was so confused. I felt my IQ drop by the second.

I'm scared an Elvis may show up to MY toilet and die on it. How can I prevent this from happening? Or have we not learned from the mistakes we made?

@Lameashellcosplay

5 жыл бұрын

Get rid of your toilet

@mauirandall8176

5 жыл бұрын

You're going to want to board your toilet up not unlike an abandoned well

@basedbattledroid3507

5 жыл бұрын

Re-install your toilet so that it hangs from the ceiling, Elvises can't climb.

@arlo5538

5 жыл бұрын

Vegetarian Soylent-Green Hi, thanks so much for this suggestion. These days I've been having to guard my bathroom door and install cameras to ensure those city slickers can't die here. Today, I took your advice and it worked. I can finally sleep. Every once in a while I see one in the hallway but as long as they're not by the toilet it's fine. Thanks everyone for the help. A moderator can close this thread now.

@gorillajoe999

5 жыл бұрын

fill your toilet with salad. fat elvis hates salad.

Not since the Bin Laden compound raid has there been a more important documentary.

This is a disgrace. They should truly be ashamed of themselves. How dare they do this

@jermainereyem7635

3 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't blame people just for dying on the toilet :/

@Cannonball66

2 жыл бұрын

It's not what they did, its what they failed to do that's shameful

@zonesquestiloveunderworld

7 ай бұрын

I'd feel pity for humourless people like you if you weren't so obnoxiously self-righteous and militantly moralizing. We get it, you take yourself really seriously and you're so totally self-absorbed that you can't abide people laughing at things YOU personally care about (but I'm sure you've laughed at many things that others cared about).

This takes a while to realize it is a joke

@itzjazz877

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this was real for a second

@sapfits1179

2 жыл бұрын

i realised it was a joke after i read your comment 💀

@KMBianca

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO SOMEONE SHITTING FOR HIM😂

@devisherefr9879

2 жыл бұрын

2 mins 30 secs it took me to realise

@Shabaal

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

The fact that it took me so long to realise this is a joke

I remember I saw him in 2003, he was really faded and only played slowed down folk versions if his really obscure B sides. How tragic.

@SeverrassienGames

5 жыл бұрын

not gonna lie, I'm half asleep and thought you said his "obese" B sides. Kill me.

@rattyeely

5 жыл бұрын

You saw him in 2003 but he died in the 70s...or did he

I installed a heart monitor on my toilet, just to make sure no one dies on it, thank god for my auto defibrillator.

i remember this, i was one of the impersonators. i died alongside a legend that day.

@angelopapas3521

4 жыл бұрын

I remember reading about you dying back then, may you RIP.

@innapehlivan2975

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelopapas3521 thank you 😔😔😔

1:50 jESUs cHrIST

@basedbattledroid3507

5 жыл бұрын

Ellie McKibben Eyelvis.

I wish I was Elvis' number one Shit Man.

Idk why but when I heard that someone literally shitted for Elvis I couldn’t stop laughing🤣🤣🤣

@juliewebb6832

7 ай бұрын

funny

This is so sad 😪 Elvis sing Despacito

@LameShitbrah

5 жыл бұрын

Can we hit 50 likes

@latenighthype5905

5 жыл бұрын

I have a weird feeling he probably would.

@normarodriguez3204

5 жыл бұрын

LIES😒

@jonahdunch4056

3 жыл бұрын

@Ashton Roulston thankz,,,,

This is the best thing I have seen all day 😂

I died at “but all his toilets were being used by Elvis impersonators impersonating the fake Elvis dying on the toilet.”

“And then the impersonators showed up”

1:49 I thought this was real until that

@christianouano4001

4 жыл бұрын

you thought the shit man was real?

I like how it legitimately looks like a documentary on Elvis

Ahhh, when reading the Clickhole comments section, always read it "newest first." What a ride.

I’d like to see the bloopers on this. I know they did not do this documentary with a straight face. They all had to laugh at there self. 😂 I love Elvis. And this year 2020 I’ve not had much to laugh about. Thanks for the laugh

"It was chaos." Oh my God, this is hilarious 😂

Ok but they made this entire video without any “toilet humor” so to speak, and that’s damn impressive.

@Taydrum

2 жыл бұрын

thats because it's a nonfiction documentary

I’m embarrassed... I thought this was legit seriously serious

you mean to tell me the task force responsible for making sure evils didn’t die on the toilet didn’t think to supply elvis with a list of things that were normally safe mundane but suddenly became very dangerous once used, held, or consumed on the toilet?!

So sad... RIP Elvis

I lost it on “this is me fat elvis”

That was hilarious! Well done Clickhole!

I love how they're all ex-military for some reason

This is the first time I have laughed today. Thankyou very much 🤣🤣🤣

I can tell this is going to be upsetting

@KicksPregnantWomen

Жыл бұрын

YO WTF ITS YOU

Thank god I never eat snickers on the toilet… I can’t believe I never noticed the warnings on the label! Thank you clickhole you might have saved my life!

I love this. I've been quoting it all week.

Lmfao this had me belly laughing towards the end. Thank you

Damn they got me I thought this was real at first

The eyeball thrusting KILLED me.

I remember when the ETTF (Elvis Toilet Task Force) was still a part of the government, I wish I could go back and hire it for my son Jelvis.

2:34 That's really funny. If Elvis fell on a bike, multiple guy impersonating him will do the same.

I think this might be my favorite ClickHole video.

This is so realistic lol

F

@jondiggledog6927

5 жыл бұрын

F

@mincraftjamz514

5 жыл бұрын

F

@TopRankkk3

5 жыл бұрын

G

@secratekeeper

5 жыл бұрын

F

@braden5287

5 жыл бұрын

Q

This is best first clickhole video to ever see

I was so high I believed it for a minute hahaha

What a title.

@guydude5323

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. How the hell

@rusty8021

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. How the hell

@reveluvsubs1656

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Ikr

@Ki-yg1ds

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. How the hell

@shrimp1276

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. How the hell

Thank you Clickhole for spreading awareness about the dangers of eating Snickers on the toilet.

I love this channel😂😂😂😂😂

When you try your best but you dont succeed

"Hello, this is fat Elvis" Hilarious and sad at the same time.

@HannaFFoster

2 жыл бұрын

Elvis Presley still the king of Rock'& roll

So reckless having that many toilets.

Whaf they never talk about is all they times these brave men and women SUCCEEDED in preventing elvis from dying on the toilet.

lmao so many people are super pissed off about this obviously SATIRICAL video...

this was intense, rip Elvis 💔😢

Elvis video I love you. I have seen this over 100 times

I swear this is like a live version of Mad Libs - good stuff

It took me 0:55 seconds to realize that this was a joke .-.

Seems fake because the guy at 0:38 is clearly to young to have already worked at the taskforce..

@calvin9630

5 жыл бұрын

lilstede lol you know this is a parody account

@calvin9630

5 жыл бұрын

lilstede boi

@lilstede

5 жыл бұрын

Cool and good really? U sure?

@garycomehome8951

5 жыл бұрын

R/whooosh

@lilstede

5 жыл бұрын

yes yes good boy oh, I didn't know that. Guess, if they had used more experienced staff, Elvis would still be alive 😪

Disrespect

ClickHole is the only news source that isn’t fake.

And now, the end is near, and so I face, the shower curtain...

“Hello, this is fat Elvis”

@maxB2262

Жыл бұрын

The best Elvis

This just goes to show how no matter how hard man tries, nature always wins. Fat Elvis was always destined to die on the toilet. All we could do was delay the inevitable

I think the way Elvis died is the funniest way to die.

@shadowxgaming9661

3 жыл бұрын

@mike s lmfao

This is the best one yet!! XD

Can you make an entire Elvis documentary? This is very interesting, never knew this stuff.

Por que vocês não deixam o espírito de Elvis em paz.

Underrated content

"It's my toilet, elvis has died on it"

1:12 this turnt into a damn cartoon real quick.

@angelopapas3521

4 жыл бұрын

turnt?.

@Kinobambino

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelopapas3521 yes

They later went to work for John Lenon

@merlynjep

5 жыл бұрын

Who , it must be noted, did NOT die on a toilet.

Don't you just hate it when Elvis dies on your toilet

It took me 1 minute and 22 seconds till I realized this is a prank lol

1:17 where can I buy this shirt

@pyro9251

5 жыл бұрын

Elvispresley.com

Sorting by most recent? Watch out for angry old people that don't understand satire.

@cherriwhine7386

5 жыл бұрын

I'm scared, please help me

@ripperfisher182250

5 жыл бұрын

@Seamus Lannon cry a bit

“Ooh mama I’m goin to jail for kissin a hound dog!”

Bro wtf I’m so confused this is hilarious

The king died on his throne

@seanstarchannel8881

5 ай бұрын

His throne being the shitter?

He did die on the toilet he was reading a booking the lid closed reading he didn’t have his eye balls you just want views!

Elvis Presley🥰🥰🥰🥰 We love and miss you 👑ELVIS FOREVER👑👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Now they have a task force that handles Elvis impersonators to make sure they’re kept under control.

Wait... This isn't the onion?

@guy_th18

5 жыл бұрын

Same people.

I purchased a piece of Elvis used toilet paper at an auction in London back in 1978. I had Joe Esposito confirm that the shit remnant on it was the King’s. I think the $25 grand I bid on it was well worth it!

I return to this video for the comments from people taking it way too seriously

This was a rollercoaster