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@vale7716

4 жыл бұрын

How To Make Everything ok

@zhiannejamessilawan7436

4 жыл бұрын

When will you advance to iron age?

@vale7716

4 жыл бұрын

Me first 😎

@vale7716

4 жыл бұрын

Also wanna be my dad

@vale7716

4 жыл бұрын

I hope so

HTME Episode 9000: Andy builds a tokamak nuclear reactor with the aid of discord math using his unique language and symbols

@mikedrop4421

4 жыл бұрын

Today on HTME were going to harvest some deuterium from my homemade breeder reactor and then run that through our fusion reactor to produce the energy. Then go to my closet cyclotron and collect some of my left over dark matter from last years crop and combine everything to make a primitive wormhole. Hopefully we can use that to go back in time and find out how to build a pyramid.

@rexxe001

4 жыл бұрын

Builds a universe sword

@greengreen110

4 жыл бұрын

i think it's actually legal to make a nuclear weapon and personally have ownership of it as long as it doesn't go beyond a certain explosive power

@antoniosk931

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikedrop4421 but first a message from our sponsor,

@Kyle-gw6qp

4 жыл бұрын

Tokamaks don't even work yet

I call shenanigans! The Melon army was nailed to posts and everyone knows that the secret to melon warfare is their extreme mobility.

@ac.creations

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait until the melon lord attacks

@kayagorzan

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait

@lifestokens7469

4 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else hear boss music?

@velazquezarmouries

4 жыл бұрын

Watermelons are known for their gorilla warfare tactics

@henryyin2471

4 жыл бұрын

@@velazquezarmouries No, bananas are known for their gorilla warfare tactics. The watermelon nation used guerrilla warfare to great effect to fight off the firemelon nation.

12:58 - dude pulled a gun after throwing the spear

@slig4656

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t trust anyone in ancient Egypt smh

@rodhandermott1413

4 жыл бұрын

Wow just because he’s black doesn’t mean he would pull a gun

@cardboardethymith3893

4 жыл бұрын

@@rodhandermott1413 r/whoooosh

@DesertRatPainting

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was drawing while closing. He clearly trains in more modern self defense as well as historical

@bousemaster3989

4 жыл бұрын

Haha black guy went into what he was accustomed to

HTME Episode 10000: Andy George builds a 10km long particle accelerator to produce anti-matter for futuristic fuel, allowing him to complete his interstellar space ship to explore the other galaxies

@linecraftman3907

4 жыл бұрын

and it will only take a couple of decades to get there! In the meantime HTME team is working on a solution to FTL travel

@marianciocoiu6618

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@Mr2winners

4 жыл бұрын

Todayon HTME : 2400 AC The antigravity engine was invented

@pegtooth2006

4 жыл бұрын

But he'll still make his own lunches right?

@tanukinotaraccoon5274

4 жыл бұрын

Well I guess he is going to be the Christopher Columbus of our age and find the gold from other galaxies and make aliens slaves

"hey guys look at this new thing I made, its shiny and really sharp!" -The guy who ended the bronze age

@CYRILMARTINAJARO

4 жыл бұрын

Ancient Thanos be like:

@kayagorzan

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@kayagorzan

4 жыл бұрын

Yeouch

@kayagorzan

4 жыл бұрын

Gneurshk

@fgvcosmic6752

4 жыл бұрын

@@kayagorzan that can mean lots of different things

And when he was needed most... he stayed because he’s a great content creator

@boffle539

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Cuevas unlike the avatar

Nice man, can't wait for you to hit the iron age, a huge learning curve with a copious a mount of frustration awaits you

The clay tablet from one king to another wasn't unsent and it wasnt found in a kiln. Clay tablets were dried, not fired so they could be recycled. The tablet was sent but it supposedly went unread and was put into storage until the king could read it. Before that happened the sea people attacked and burned the palace to the ground, the heat causing the tablet to be fired, preserving it.

"Sit down son, I will tell you about the sword that ended the WORLD SWORD PLATINUM"

@danielzamiar9914

4 жыл бұрын

That's the one I was looking for

@lorenzopanza2082

4 жыл бұрын

“Lorenzo has entered the chat” *confusion ensues among the two Lorenzo’s*

@AstralJustus

4 жыл бұрын

SWORA SWORA SWORA

@nicololoi6765

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt expected that but ok

@takkun_koa

3 жыл бұрын

70th like

Bronze age warrior: "Who are you?" Post bronze age sword: " _Death_ "

@theprincipalityofbelka4646

3 жыл бұрын

Andy Pandy time traveler with an gun: i am your god

@cahallo5964

3 жыл бұрын

You need an army of guns to get rid of bronze age artillery, specially on a 1v1 cuz they wouldn't recognise a gun as a threat until you shoot it ans if you do well then you'll just arrowed down lol

It was all well until the fruit nation attacked

@brrebrresen1367

4 жыл бұрын

then it all turned very juicy...

@samnottheotherone4363

4 жыл бұрын

Melon Lord!

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE THUMBNAIL?!?!????? im literally geekin out rn... i’m dead hahaha 💀

@vectra9_957

4 жыл бұрын

"we shall make sliced earth"

@bigfarter4306

4 жыл бұрын

Its just a normal Saturday

@karstenkunneman5219

4 жыл бұрын

There’s no way his body is photoshopped

@octavius32a64

4 жыл бұрын

all that sliced fruit

@Ben-pz7wo

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

HTME kinda foreshadowed the current situation of 2020 when Andy hit the RESET button.

@themanohman7157

4 жыл бұрын

Watching this from your air conditioned home with internet is a farcry from having the reset button hit, man.

@dunbrine47

4 жыл бұрын

Predictive programming? Hmmmmm.....

I genuinely wonder how far this will go. I hope that he AT LEAST gets to steam engines, and I hope he continues much longer.

@Superbug-tf8zy

4 жыл бұрын

i hope he makes a galactic empire and becomes stronger then any force that ever opposes him, but he isn't a nation or a planet, he is one man

@Kyle-gw6qp

4 жыл бұрын

Steam engines would be very dangerous and hard to make or run. That being said I'd love to see it.

@shipofbats9134

4 жыл бұрын

I think he said that he wants to work to the steam engine. I don’t know whether he will stop there or not.

@garret1930

4 жыл бұрын

He could already make a steam engine with the tech level he's at. The only reason not to is because that's not how we did it in history and this is supposed to follow historical advancement.

@RuckusRobo

4 жыл бұрын

There have been steam engine plans in the discord for ages. It’s a doable task

Can’t wait for the nuclear bomb episode You can get that girl who built one to help you

@Mikemk_

4 жыл бұрын

Not a great idea, just ask Cody from Cody's Lab what happens if you use nuclear material in a video.

@Abdega

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

cant wait for the Gene duplication episode "my twin that ate a sandwich" episode

@eduardobarreto5555

4 жыл бұрын

"My genetically duplicated twin made a sandwitch from scratch"*

@billohsnap5418

4 жыл бұрын

@@eduardobarreto5555 nice witch you got there

Imagine Andy when this is all over 😳

@linecraftman3907

4 жыл бұрын

look at the thumbnail

@airbornewarningandcontrols396

3 жыл бұрын

its already over

Lauren seems like a nice person.

@de0509

4 жыл бұрын

Liuren got some iwesome tats

@meanie330

3 жыл бұрын

She seems fake, and talks too much.

THIS IS THE SWORD THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Looks Sweet mate !! Totally EPIC

That camera person is brave standing where they were with Andy swinging the axe considering the track record of tool durability.

Htme episode 1000: Diamond Age Htme episode 2000: Getting enchantments

@markdudder728

4 жыл бұрын

htme episode 3000: going to the nether

@gavindillon1486

4 жыл бұрын

@@markdudder728 htme episode 3001: nether update

@markdudder728

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavindillon1486 htme episode 3500: cave update

I absolutely love this channel, and I'd just like to say thank you for making this content.

You know I never thought it before but im pretty sure getting a hold of Lindybeige would've been a great help, He's a library of knowledge on the ancient world and he's already made his own bronze equipment and even have a his own set of Hoplite armour.

Finally, your civilization has advanced far enough, you can wage war on the enemy of us all: THE MELON LORD!

@dudedude5035

3 жыл бұрын

Logan Strong I see your a man of culture as well

holy crap i haven't laughed so hard at an ad in a long time

I don't know Andy. As you drive that pole out of the forest, I feel like they didn't have 4 cylinders in the late bronze age...

@linecraftman3907

4 жыл бұрын

dont worry, there are ponies under the hood

@raidenkeify

4 жыл бұрын

@@linecraftman3907 nah he is going flintstones style

Whenever I'm sad. I just imagine Andy spending like half an hour just glueing googly eyes and drawing eyebrows on various fruits. Silently muttering to himself "yes my sweet, it's off to war"

That was pretty cool seeing the different fighting styles. I cant imagine how savage those battle fields were. Great video.

Lol. These thumbnails are getting hilarious 😂

Episode 100000: How to augment yourself with cybernetic limbs

The thing that I find most amazing about human development is the amount of truly crazy unprompted expermenting that would have lead to basic things like metal work. How often do you feel the need to put a rock in a fire and then when nothing happens decide the only possible course of action is to put it in another fire while figuring out how to make it hotter to the point the fire is useless for cooking and painful to be anywhere near.

@tylerdurden3722

2 жыл бұрын

Most things were probably accidental discoveries. Fire is needed to turn clay into pottery. If you don't heat it, it will just turn back into clay when it becomes wet. Really hot fires were created to make better pottery. So there were always incentives to create hotter fires. Copper was the first metal to be used. Copper can be found in its pure state naturally, called nuggets, lying around like a rock. Gold nuggets too. Of course most of these had been found and picked up long ago. Copper is soft and can be shaped easily. So, someone encountered a nugget of copper and discovered that it's malleable. But, that same person would immediately discover that shaping copper makes it hard and brittle. Someone then discovered that heating it just a little bit and letting it cool made it soft and workable again. This probably led to someone discovering its even more workable while hot (not waiting for it to cool before shaping it further). That probably led to them discovering it will eventually melt if heated too much. Anyway, nuggets of pure copper are rare. These are usually found among green rocks. And most of the pure copper is visibly stuck in green rocks. One can sometimes visibly see lines of pure copper in the green rock. Knowing that copper can melt if heated enough, someone probably tried to melt the pure copper out of those green rocks. And eventually, someone with a really hot fire, discovered that the green part of the rock can also become pure copper. Eventually, people stopped looking for pure copper and just heated the much more common green rocks to make copper. Sometimes, other things are in those rocks as well. Resulting in alloys forming accidentally.

it's impressive how effective the thin bronze plates were at deflecting the spear and sword. They even bent the sword tip. Also, the sponsor segment was pretty funny.

@Bavra

4 жыл бұрын

thank decades of hollywood for the myth, that plate armor - be it bronze or iron - can easily be pierced.

Achilles may have existed as a regular powerful warrior. Also I would love a battle ready set of that 20 pound+ Bronze armor with a different helmet. Also would love a more powerful Steel version of that Bronze sword but perhaps a Bone or Horn handle.

*talks about how the bronze aged collapsed* 2020: yeah that about right

@TheWastelander86

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing to see here folks. World definitely...not...oh crap.

If weapons were to constantly evolve, I would use an axe to break the spears... lol

@allgreatfictions

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, that is pretty much exactly why the Vikings used axes. They weren't just a weapon. They were a utility.

@kazoolordhd6591

4 жыл бұрын

Try cut through a spear that isnt solidly braced against something. Most of the energy would go into moving the spear and not that much into actually cutting through the shaft

@Glaaki13

3 жыл бұрын

@@allgreatfictions Yes the people I know fighting viking style always a someone with a axe to protect the other

I love when the final point is also a final pun

Best sponsor ad ever! The low whisper describing everything had me dying, hahaha

6:29~ ASMR sponsor commercial.

The fruit war bit had me rolling 😂

@peterbellek1791

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭 Rolling 😂😂

I'm from Sardinia, where it is theorized that the Sherden (one of the Sea People) came from. I've often joked about how it was partially our fault that the Bronze Age ended (I know it's not proven, I just like to joke about it), so this was very fun and interesting for me!

Who is disliking these vids and why

@Yips1234

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the melon army, cause they got rekt hard by Andy

@Nordisk11

4 жыл бұрын

@@cap5856 >janky and outright pathetic It's ancient technology. What do you expect.

@Cooleatack

4 жыл бұрын

Achilles, everyone was saying he is fake

@Archxr

4 жыл бұрын

@@cap5856 That is complete bullshit He makes ancient stuff with limited resources especially in quarantine now

@Nilza0357

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cooleatack he kinda is just a legend 🙃

Another fantastic video - your content has always been good but it keeps getting better and better :D The great fruit war rolling into battle had me rolling in laughter!

The fruit army is EPIC! LOL! I thought the train sound was for ambiance until I saw the train! I wonder how the weapons would work against armored opponents of larger mass?

You should do an episode where you meet up with the guys at the channel "That Works" they used to work for man at arms and kinda got screwed there not really sure the specifics but they're great guys and really know what they're doing when it comes to blacksmithing/historically accurate blade smithing.

Stabs melon_lord in the head... Lauren (under her breathe): sorry

“And with a basic understanding of how to use these weapons it’s time to put it to the test” * Doesn’t use it properly *

12:57 *Throws down spear, draws gun:* Parry this you casual

great watch i loved the scene w the vengeful fruits

I'm always pleasantly surprised at the quality of these videos, especially the subtle humor throughout

I like how she apologizes to the fruits like they are a real person

Is it just me or does Da'mon Stith seem like seem like the coolest person ever?

“I can swing my sword, SWORD”

@Thin03

4 жыл бұрын

MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD

@dudedude5035

3 жыл бұрын

Sketchy Dood it’s been a long time since I herd that last

17:28 executing a melon pow thus inventing war crimes

So this is what The Melon Lord did after Avatar ended. Huh.

When you realize someday they'll create a gun😳

@sophiaschier-hanson4163

2 жыл бұрын

My brain took a couple MORE steps beyond THAT! Bit scared to see what Andy can do! XD

I love your work and huge props to camera person

That ad was very well done! I didn't want to skip it, because you have a nice quiet voice and it made me laugh. You've come a helluva long way, Andy, with performance, production, and of course those sick DIY skills. You should be proud. I know I am! We stan a legend

The sea people story seems scarily familial and current, I hope this time the Mediterranean people will understand each other better.

saying multiple i’m sorrys to stabbed melons is the most minnesotan thing i’ve seen in a while & i live here! lol

@robertcowley-yamamoto4880

4 жыл бұрын

You'd think she's actually Canadian

Wow, great content, keep it up, Andy! By the way ,was the armor heavy to wear

Troy has not been "pretty much confirmed". They not only found Troy in Anatolia, but also discovered it had been sacked numerous times over many, many centuries.

HTME Episode 20000: Andy makes a working spacecraft and establishes the colonization of the moon

Yay you finally posted again! I waited all week

Cool to see how your casts getting better and better

you know your early when there are more likes than views

🎶The melons go marching down🎶 absolutely killed me, sitting here with my roommates trying to quiet my snort-laughing like a feckin lunatic

I really enjoyed this video, I like all of your other content. But for some reason this one really grabbed me and the 22mins felt like 10! Very underrated KZreadr Andy! You deserve 10’s of millions of subscribers! I hope you keep uploading fantastic content like this :)

Hello Lauren, welcome to the HTME family!

@laurenapolis

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, mike! Happy to be here ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

@peterbellek1791

4 жыл бұрын

Lauren Bowe what’s ur insta☺️

@jammehrmann1871

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterbellek1791 simp

The new casting music absolutely slaps.

Don't talk about ending the world,it's 2020.

@brago.gameplays

4 жыл бұрын

it's just the beginning of THE END

HTME: Invading a small Mediterranean town with iron tools

Episode 11000. Matt broadcast injects all knowledge directly into our virtual brain whilst instantly time traveling everywhen!

Absolutely love your sense of humor!

Great theme for a series!

I really like the new assistant

I nearly lol'd to death on my coffee when that melon popped up from behind the desk. Grrrrrr lol !

Fantastic episode! Keep being awesome!

You're doing a great job continuing to produce videos and content during COVID19

The spear was the king of historical weapons, the sword was the queen.

@CYRILMARTINAJARO

4 жыл бұрын

Then the swordstaff was the prince

@Kyle-gw6qp

4 жыл бұрын

@@CYRILMARTINAJARO the sword staff wasn't that common

@cahallo5964

3 жыл бұрын

Also it was a cavalry weapon

@DiscardatRandom

3 жыл бұрын

@@cahallo5964 what was?

@DiscardatRandom

3 жыл бұрын

@@CYRILMARTINAJARO you mean a glaive? I don’t think there was any historical weapon similar to that. Maybe used like once in japan

On all of this good job for you and everyone who helps you

This is relevant to my interests.

WOW those molds are amazing, even the 1st attempt!!!!!

Most relatable moment in the entire series is Lauren stabbing fruit and apologizing to the fruit for stabbing it

that ending was perfect

That letter at the end was.... just wow

That tablet referenced was not actually found in the kiln. they recently (Within the last 12-18 months determined that it was in a basket in what was a royal apartment and fell through the floor to rest in the fireplace below. They know this for two reasons. one... these tablets were rarely, if ever fired, and in this case with the urgency needed, it was not likely they would spend the time to fire it. and second, it was found out of context with other tablets and together they made no sense unless it was a copy that was being stored of a letter already sent.

Scuse me: What happened to Anneliese?

@kaktus8669

3 жыл бұрын

He seems to get through quite a few assistents. Maybe era apropriate human sacrifices?

@enja001

3 жыл бұрын

Bit of a slave driver I believe

@jammehrmann1871

3 жыл бұрын

@@enja001 She has left to pursue a real job

@enja001

3 жыл бұрын

@@jammehrmann1871 good for her

your fruit killing skills are remarkable

When you're so early there are still 'when you are so early' memes

You change assistants like I change boxer shorts. This one seems nice.

Classical historian here. I hope this doesn't come across as 'well, actually..' I agree with most of what you said about Homer, and I know the point of the video is the cool sword (which is awesome!) And this was just the contextual pre-amble. But I think it would be more accurate to say that Homer was depicting his contemporary world, roughly c.9-8 BC and layering it onto pseudo-mythological events that took place nearly 400 years prior to his life, if he ever existed. I only say this because a lot of the material culture described in both of Homer's works is pretty accurate to the 8th century BC, with some elements from the 12th-11th c. BC.

The melon civilization is going down in flames. Lauren is a natural swordsman!

And I was over here thinking he'd finally make iron/steel tools...

Is it just me or is the music in this video much better than usual?

Someone should make a mod for Civilization 5/6 that adds a HTME civilization with Andy as the leader.

episode 369 Making an trebuchet to besiege an Castle to take their wheat to so we can then breed our horses and sell and use the silver from thn horses to bribe the pope for a modern crusade

The introduction of Lauren, the HTMEian Queen of Stabbing

Im wondering when the wood plane was invented, cause you can definitely cast a nice spoke shave from bronze. Overal wood planes were essential for high accuracy building and construction