The Star Wars Universe Doesn't Work | April Fools

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Decades of nonsensical details, terrible worldbuilding, and poor decisions have ruined the Star Wars universe. In this deep dive, we figure out where it all went wrong.
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  • @chickynugs
    @chickynugsАй бұрын

    Finally someone sticking it to the woke mob and Woke-Disney corporation. Thank you for making this very rational and non-musical statement.

  • @jakespacepiratee3740

    @jakespacepiratee3740

    Ай бұрын

    Here’s a brain buster for ya: I’m Trans and I didn’t like the Last Jedi. I know, I know, seems like a mathematical quantum impossibility right?

  • @aidanlela4872

    @aidanlela4872

    Ай бұрын

    @@jakespacepiratee3740correct, which is why I deduce that you are a synthetic organism created by the shadow government for the sole purpose of destabilizing youtube

  • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981

    @underarmbowlingincidentof1981

    Ай бұрын

    Here’s a brain buster for ya: I’m a Jedi and I didn’t like the Jedi Order. I know, I know, seems like a mathematical quantum impossibility right?

  • @Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent

    @Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent

    Ай бұрын

    Its also sticking to the ones that attacks fans of star wars as well. First rule of a joke. No one is immune from it and I'm glad they are going after both the creators of current star wars and its fans that are not fans. its a good laugh.

  • @srbrant5391

    @srbrant5391

    Ай бұрын

    LGBT people exist and deserve representation, so cope and seethe.

  • @davidthewhale7556
    @davidthewhale7556Ай бұрын

    I cannot wait to see the comments section here in a couple years when everyone reads the title and is too lazy to check the release date and assume it’s genuine

  • @DoctorX17

    @DoctorX17

    Ай бұрын

    Or quite possibly tomorrow XD

  • @path_090

    @path_090

    Ай бұрын

    It was glorious, omg a fun watch to anyone who didn't go beyond the video title.

  • @inuwadanielinuwa

    @inuwadanielinuwa

    Ай бұрын

    I prefer Legends

  • @kp-legacy-5477

    @kp-legacy-5477

    Ай бұрын

    Well for me it's April 2nd when it was posted so it kinda falls flat and was abit confusing at first

  • @johndeere3486

    @johndeere3486

    Ай бұрын

    Date or not. SW is bad.

  • @Lichcrafter
    @LichcrafterАй бұрын

    No one's slick as Andor No one's quick as Andor No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Andor's

  • @someone_one_one

    @someone_one_one

    Ай бұрын

    No one's in love with Jabba like Andor!

  • @theless-than-goodhunter7019

    @theless-than-goodhunter7019

    Ай бұрын

    When he was a lad he ate 1 dozen eggs so he could finally get large Now that he’s all grown up he eats 2 dozen eggs and is roughly the size of a space barge

  • @skellymom

    @skellymom

    Ай бұрын

    And release Season 2 I'M ANTICIPATING!

  • @antoninlamontrecortot3215

    @antoninlamontrecortot3215

    Ай бұрын

    Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Andor Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Andor Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as Andor No one's quick as Andor No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Andor For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Fett, Din or Obi And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! No one's been like Andor A king pin like Andor No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Andor As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! My, what a guy, that Andor! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Andor is the best and the rest is all drips! No one fights like Andor Douses lights like Andor In a rebelling match, nobody bites like Andor! For there's no one as burly and brawny As you see, I've got biceps to spare Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny. That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair! No one hits like Andor Matches wits like Andor In a shooting match, nobody shoots like Andor I'm especially good at Stormtrooper killing! Ptoooie! Ten points for Andor! When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge No one shoots like Andor Makes those beauts like Andor Then goes tromping around Wearing boots like Andor! I use blasters in all of my decorating!

  • @mikecastro122

    @mikecastro122

    Ай бұрын

    All true

  • @lordhosk
    @lordhoskАй бұрын

    Not a single comment about how a meal costs 500 credits, a bounty is 5000 credits a starfighter costs 50000 credits and a capital ship costs 5000000 credits? So a Star Fighter costs 100 meals, and a capital ship costs 10,000 nerf burgers and fries?

  • @xboxman1710

    @xboxman1710

    Ай бұрын

    Sensible economic valuation is not something most writers think about...or the laws of relative explosive power. Look back at the original cross-section books, a Star Destroyers Turbolasers have an energy yield of 30 Terajoules. That's about half the energy released from the A-Bomb dropped on Hiroshima and that would be in each shot.

  • @WWFanatic0

    @WWFanatic0

    Ай бұрын

    @@xboxman1710 It's why it's best to keep things vague unless you math it out. The 30 terajoules is at least somewhat reasonable for massive space ship weapons. I remember Mass Effect had the main gun of capital ships be 3x the bomb and even had a funny bit of dialogue of an officer explaining to cadets that's why you wait for a firing solution and don't just fire from the hip

  • @TheHazelnoot

    @TheHazelnoot

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, it's what happens when someone takes a TTRPG sourcebook as serious fact. That's where a lot of those price numbers come from, after all. These are likely numbers made to make sense to a particular game or tabletop system, not actual reasonable prices.

  • @jogalen856

    @jogalen856

    Ай бұрын

    Your numbers aren't as accurate as you like to think, friend. But I get it, people don't realize SW is going through massive inflation.

  • @cmdrhumbo9067

    @cmdrhumbo9067

    Ай бұрын

    Did you not know credits work on a logarithmic scale?

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384Ай бұрын

    The last thing I expected from this channel was a musical and that mark is actually good at singing. What a pleasant surprise

  • @WilliamFord972

    @WilliamFord972

    Ай бұрын

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @Man_Aslume

    @Man_Aslume

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@WilliamFord972 ah yes the negotiater

  • @Crazael
    @CrazaelАй бұрын

    Okay, this is legit the best April Fools thing I've seen all day...

  • @tbphillips9649

    @tbphillips9649

    Ай бұрын

    Ohh it’s a April fools joke

  • @Sephiroth144

    @Sephiroth144

    Ай бұрын

    I mean, Montu Plays did a pretty solid one...

  • @emman799

    @emman799

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@tbphillips9649yup

  • @mikecastro122

    @mikecastro122

    Ай бұрын

    Sarcasm infused with a little bit of truth finally a great april fools joke you guys rocked this

  • @delta2372

    @delta2372

    Ай бұрын

    It's not an april fools joke though

  • @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775
    @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775Ай бұрын

    "What's your favorite space series? Star Trek or Star Wars?" Me: "The Expanse." "But if you could choose Star Trek or Star Wars, which would it be? Me: "The Orville."

  • @ethanduncan1646

    @ethanduncan1646

    Ай бұрын

    The Orville is the best Star Trek series we have gotten in like 2 decades. I don't know why they didn't just call it Star Trek: Orville though because that would have been more fitting obviously...

  • @toreadum8ass

    @toreadum8ass

    Ай бұрын

    @@ethanduncan1646Copyright reasons.

  • @ethanduncan1646

    @ethanduncan1646

    Ай бұрын

    @@toreadum8ass I was joking. I know Orville was meant to be originally a party but it legitimatly has done a better job at being Star Trek than actual star trek

  • @TheOneWhoMightBe

    @TheOneWhoMightBe

    Ай бұрын

    "OK, but if you had to only Star Trek and Star Wars to watch, which one would it be?" "Babylon 5."

  • @raw6668

    @raw6668

    Ай бұрын

    @@ethanduncan1646@ethanduncan1646 That was the plan, but Paramount turned down Seth McFarlin's pitch to run Star Trek shows.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634Ай бұрын

    *Gilbert and Sullivan present “Pirates of Penzance,” or “The Slave I of Duty.”*

  • @Level_1_Frog
    @Level_1_FrogАй бұрын

    I get that this is an April Fool's joke, but it's actually true. It's a series that has some iconic imagery and decades of pop culture domination, and that's basically all it offers me.

  • @phil3751

    @phil3751

    Ай бұрын

    You really need to revaluate star wars. The dark side represents the modern obsession with power and technology. Vader the quintisential sith is a cyborg, he became this way over fear, fear of loosing the ones he loves. He craved power to save those he loved, which is what the darkside is about. It's unnatural and tears at your soul, and in Vader's case his very body. The light side is Buddhist wisdom, you don't kill off the love you have with others like the prequel Jedi have you just accept the temporary nature of things and don't smother things out of fear of loss. Anakin could not see this, neither did the wider galaxy as they traded their freedom, their souls for power and security under the boot of the empire. We were doing exactly that when the prequels were being written (Patriot act cough cough). Nothing brings this cowardice to light than the clone army, literally a private, industrialized military made in a tube to fight for the republic. An army of slaves, stronger than any conventional military, but unethical and built on mass misery. This army is what would eventually hold the rest of the galaxy under its heel

  • @Level_1_Frog

    @Level_1_Frog

    Ай бұрын

    @@phil3751 okay but like, you can get just as much symbolism and metaphor out of a single episode of Star Trek or Babylon 5, but with the added benefit of great writing, three dimensional characters, and great examples of long term storytelling to go with it. I used to be a huge star wars fan, until I watched more science fiction and got a deeper appreciation for the genre and what it was capable of. Star Wars just doesn't give me anything that I want or didn't know I wanted, it's just a mush of shallow callbacks and vague gestures at cool looking tech and aliens. Maybe Andor is different, I dunno I haven't watched it, but I just don't find it's themes, characters or worlds engaging anymore.

  • @phil3751

    @phil3751

    Ай бұрын

    @@Level_1_Frog I can't agree, I used to watch Star Trek all the time and it never really spoke to me as much as star wars. If something is truly meaningful it lasts the tests of time in the public consciousness. We still make memes about Revenge of the sith 20 years after it's release, and that's not because it's funny, the bad dialogue is funny but people make memes about batman, who really doesn't have much humor, but because it's left a lasting imprint on public consciousness . It's the Shakespearian tragedy of Othello in space, as a galactic civilization collapses around them. I haven't seen star trek try anything of that caliber

  • @cass7448

    @cass7448

    Ай бұрын

    @@Level_1_Frog Haha laser sword go vwooom

  • @phil3751

    @phil3751

    Ай бұрын

    @@Level_1_Frog The reason star wars is still kicking dying as it may be, while star trek and Babylon five are already buried is because those stories are just sci Fi. Sci Fi is just speculative culture. It's a cool intellectual discussion for friends at a cafe but it isn't about the human soul or anything really important (on a day to day living level, macro level it's pretty important). Most hard sci fi gets dated real quick and I rarely rewatch any of them. Star wars is about the heroes journey in space. An eternal piece of the human experience and that's why it outlasted hard sci fis like the foundation, I robot, etc (I read all of these). Just in the same way lord of the rings survived game of thrones. The one dimensional characters are the Superior breed.

  • @andrewupshall5506
    @andrewupshall5506Ай бұрын

    I once made a petition to have all of Star Wars media pivot and become centered around and styled like Andor. I am now making a petition to have all Templin Institute videos be big musical numbers.

  • @peetesmi

    @peetesmi

    Ай бұрын

    Deep down you know there is a reality where this is a thing. You were just born in the wrong universe.

  • @UGNAvalon

    @UGNAvalon

    Ай бұрын

    “Search your feelings, you know it to be true!”

  • @AriaMcLaren

    @AriaMcLaren

    Ай бұрын

    I would legitimately sign that petition

  • @vovacat1797
    @vovacat1797Ай бұрын

    I mean, duh it doesn't work. Anyone who's heard of the concept of "Economic repercussions of the destruction of the Death Star" knows it well. We still enjoy it anyway.

  • @greatsageequaltoheaven8115

    @greatsageequaltoheaven8115

    Ай бұрын

    That's not true the Empire has tens of thousands of systems with populated planets one Death Star or two blowing isn't going to mean anything when they have 15,000 Imperial Star destroyers in their fleet.

  • @ambientlightofdarknesss4245

    @ambientlightofdarknesss4245

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@greatsageequaltoheaven8115it's more equivalent to America's latest and greatest super carrier being sunk by pirates in speedboats.

  • @LeetleToady7

    @LeetleToady7

    Ай бұрын

    @@greatsageequaltoheaven8115 And half of those systems are unpopulated, backwater, or have no economic value whatsoever And the Death Star took up a huge amount of imperial resources

  • @fearlesspotato3429

    @fearlesspotato3429

    Ай бұрын

    Well if you're bringing economics into the table it should be said that military hardware doesn't add anything to the overall economy once completed. So if the death star could bring economic collapse to the empire it would do so wetter was completed or not since the cost is all that matters since again there's no economic gain once finished. And while the death star was certainly a huge cost still the empire doesn't seem to have been broke once it got finished and they even made a second one even faster which indicates they certainly could pay for them even if they were crazy expensive. Kinda like the nuclear program. Was crazy expensive but even if it wasn't capable of creating a nuke once the war ended still he US wasn't going to go broke because of it. Just like actually finishing them didn't create any finantial recovery or gain.

  • @Jiub_SN

    @Jiub_SN

    Ай бұрын

    @@ambientlightofdarknesss4245not even that, it's like an American destroyer or patrol boat being blown up by pirates. Realistically the empire could field thousands of death stars, they just don't need to because their only enemy is the rebel alliance who by all accounts shouldn't have managed to destroy it lmao

  • @EGRJ
    @EGRJАй бұрын

    A musical? "The horror...the horror..."

  • @CynUnion-ji9uj
    @CynUnion-ji9ujАй бұрын

    I hope next year we get a Gilbert and Sullivan-esq explanation of why star trek doesn't work

  • @veronicavaes4581

    @veronicavaes4581

    Ай бұрын

    I'm the monarch of the ga-la-xy. The ruler of Seventeen-oh-one-dee! Whose valiance the Federation will loudly chant- (And we are his Counselor, his Doctor, and his Number One)

  • @AriaMcLaren

    @AriaMcLaren

    Ай бұрын

    This, I need this in my life. @@veronicavaes4581

  • @kiljadaen
    @kiljadaenАй бұрын

    I don't know.....he's still pretty vague about his feelings on Andor.

  • @KedAR_48
    @KedAR_48Ай бұрын

    The fact, that Templin didn't mention Clone Wars or Rebels just cements, how good these shows are. Andor

  • @ElectableDane

    @ElectableDane

    Ай бұрын

    Rebels SNEAK

  • @BluegrassKnight

    @BluegrassKnight

    Ай бұрын

    The Bad Batch is actually alright, kind of like the CW+!

  • @bionodroid547

    @bionodroid547

    Ай бұрын

    Bad batch being clone wars + makes you just wonder why they didn’t finish all the episodes in their s7 of clone wars. The best parts of BB are just a continuation of plots and characters from CW, the group the whole show is centered around is not great. Not even terrible, just so bland, the only thing interesting is crosshair. Would have made more sense for them to be delta squad, which also just makes more sense in the lore than literally having superhero clones.

  • @nagger8216

    @nagger8216

    Ай бұрын

    @@bionodroid547 Literally anything else would've been preferable to "the Rise of Skywalker Damage Control, starring OmEHga and the Dad Batch."

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370Ай бұрын

    It's a miracle the SW universe didn't fall into the 40K phase, with every side building and using their own superweapons like they were snowballs.

  • @George_M_

    @George_M_

    Ай бұрын

    I hope you're kidding :P Someone will be mentioning World Devastators, Torpedo Spheres, RoS's climax soon.

  • @accountname9506

    @accountname9506

    Ай бұрын

    thats what happened in Legends

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

    Ай бұрын

    @@accountname9506 yeah. No Sun-eating dragons created by the Empire, though.

  • @accountname9506

    @accountname9506

    Ай бұрын

    @@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 I think the Suncrusher fills that spot pretty well

  • @TheOneWhoMightBe

    @TheOneWhoMightBe

    Ай бұрын

    @@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Yet.

  • @occultatumquaestio5226
    @occultatumquaestio5226Ай бұрын

    Huh, Marc surprisingly has a decent singing voice. And I sense that Marc may like the Andor TV show. Quite the melodic April Fools video. Neat to see SWE also make a cameo.

  • @hoopsonwheels
    @hoopsonwheelsАй бұрын

    “Their senate sits in silence while syndulla is a fascist” that beginning hit me hard

  • @thedorklord1029
    @thedorklord1029Ай бұрын

    Judging by the fact that there is no link to the background music for the song, the conclusion I have come to is that the Templin Institute (and possibly Star Wars Explained) composed this masterpiece themselves, and I'm all for it.

  • @Jedi_Spartan_38
    @Jedi_Spartan_38Ай бұрын

    Because - despite how much I still enjoy it - the Star Wars universe has a lot of issues in multiple categories (eg: focus issues, logistical issues, etc), I can't tell if this is intended as an April Fools joke or if it's just a coincidence...

  • @pupulauls

    @pupulauls

    Ай бұрын

    Did you actually watch the video? Of course it’s an April fools joke

  • @TheIfifi

    @TheIfifi

    Ай бұрын

    I mean, grain of truth...@@pupulauls

  • @Penguinmanereikel

    @Penguinmanereikel

    Ай бұрын

    @@pupulaulsan April Fool's Day joke about Mark ranting about his grievances with the Star Wars franchise in song.

  • @Jedi_Spartan_38

    @Jedi_Spartan_38

    Ай бұрын

    @@pupulauls the comment came from before it premiered and I haven't watched it yet because I find April Fools Day videos to usually be cringe inducing...

  • @garethmcguinness377

    @garethmcguinness377

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Jedi_Spartan_38 so you added your opinion with out even watching it lmaooo?? Peak internet user behavior lmao

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431Ай бұрын

    Everyone knows Star Wars peaked with Caravan of Courage

  • @michaellane5381

    @michaellane5381

    Ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @Hel1mutt

    @Hel1mutt

    Ай бұрын

    nah nah christmas special for sure!

  • @michaellane5381

    @michaellane5381

    Ай бұрын

    @@Hel1mutt caravan of courage is decent though.

  • @TruthHunterTeen

    @TruthHunterTeen

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@michaellane5381it was honestly. The sequel was... Odd. Personally I miss the reaaaallly old cartoon that people didn't realize was star wars

  • @michaellane5381

    @michaellane5381

    Ай бұрын

    @@TruthHunterTeen the droids one or the Ewok's one with Wicket and his GF and their wizard Elder?

  • @Neoth40k
    @Neoth40kАй бұрын

    H-HOW DARE YOU say something like that! If it's with Disney's Canon and the Legends post-Vong War galaxy, I agree

  • @Azure_Fire

    @Azure_Fire

    Ай бұрын

    Someone who finally understand how atrocious the Legacy era was.

  • @cyrodillica
    @cyrodillicaАй бұрын

    the pain of being australian is that everything released on april fools is not on april fools

  • @rickusjamesus
    @rickusjamesusАй бұрын

    This whole song reminds me of "Blame Canada"

  • @longueviedooshlanddiez436

    @longueviedooshlanddiez436

    Ай бұрын

    It's official: Star War's downfall is all Canada's fault. Now if you excuse me, I have a Terrence and Phillip to fry at the USO show later. DOWN WITH THE MAPLE LEAF AND UP WITH THE STRIPES!

  • @IPA300

    @IPA300

    Ай бұрын

    Cool, grab them and I’ll bring Brian Boitano :)

  • @WWFanatic0
    @WWFanatic0Ай бұрын

    Rogue One is still the best Star Wars movie since the original trilogy and no one can change my mind. Cool battles, stakes that make sense in universe, expanded a bit of the story and just a touch of fan service. It was at its core what Star Wars did best: take classic stories and tropes and put them in this space fantasy world. The OT was some classic heroes journey stuff. Rogue One was your classic military unit sent on a suicide mission for the greater good.

  • @Imperial_Navy_40K

    @Imperial_Navy_40K

    Ай бұрын

    Do you know why Rogue One was good. ? Because it was made by someone who genuinely loves SW, not someone who only seeks to profit and make half-a$$ed tv series and movies like the sequel trilogy

  • @sophiejones3554

    @sophiejones3554

    Ай бұрын

    Truth, but the sequels weren't bad for the reasons everyone says they were. They were bad because pointless mystery boxes and they failed to properly explain what Luke Skywalker did at the end of TLJ. And also, Rey should have been the daughter of some minor named character either from the shows or another movie. You can't set up a mystery and then be like "oh, doesn't matter".

  • @Imperial_Navy_40K

    @Imperial_Navy_40K

    Ай бұрын

    @@sophiejones3554 the sequels were bad because of many many things, bastardization of our beloved characters and stories. Ridiculous plotholes, bland and dull world building, etc...in conclusion it's a complete travesty

  • @WWFanatic0

    @WWFanatic0

    Ай бұрын

    @@sophiejones3554 I mean, that was a big part of the complaints? Pointless set-up and random ass-pulls. That and such contrived incompetence among major character that it breaks all immersion. Characters can and should make mistakes, but there's a level of dumb that's not acceptable. I expect my vice admirals to understand that crew morale matters as does communicating your plans to your senior officers. My even bigger complaint is their whole "Jaws and Bigger Jaws" way of doing things. Death Star the size of a moon? New Order has one the size of a planet! (somehow in like two decades after the fall of the empire) Rebels were the underdogs? Well now we will make them down to three tiny ships and a single fighter wing and a few hundred people against the super-mega destroyer and a massive fleet (but then a massive random fleet of allies show up a movie later). The New Order had more people in one column in their propaganda rallies than the resistance had. Like come on guys... They though bigger is better and it just falls flat. No originality, just trying to play the old hits but thinking that turning up the volume to 10 makes it better.

  • @sophiejones3554

    @sophiejones3554

    Ай бұрын

    @@WWFanatic0 what I heard the most chatter about was the interracial romance, how Luke wasn't "manly" anymore (he was never "manly" by their trash definitions) and Holdo. None of which were actual problems, or even related to the actual problems. I know that intelligent Star Wars fans such as yourself exist, but you aren't the majority of people talking about Star Wars on the internet. I heard nothing about the actual problems with the movie until the next film was already released.

  • @CrazyNights1015
    @CrazyNights1015Ай бұрын

    Okay, when the music started was like "what's happening? Did I click the wrong video?"

  • @mystorioconscript3787
    @mystorioconscript3787Ай бұрын

    I didn't know that I needed to hear the templin institute perform a musical, but god I needed to hear them perform a musical.

  • @jimmykungberg308
    @jimmykungberg308Ай бұрын

    When you came to the praising of Andor, Hail Andor the best Star Wars content ever made!

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938Ай бұрын

    lol this is an April fools joke

  • @elricthebald870

    @elricthebald870

    Ай бұрын

    Sadly it's all true. Nearly everything after the originals and prequels sucks.

  • @MobiusTrigger7

    @MobiusTrigger7

    Ай бұрын

    bro even those films arnt amazing and contradicts itself all the time @@elricthebald870

  • @thecircleoft.e.d2121

    @thecircleoft.e.d2121

    Ай бұрын

    And yet, they spoke truth.

  • @LakesideTrey

    @LakesideTrey

    Ай бұрын

    @@elricthebald870ANDOOOOOR

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFoxАй бұрын

    "severe and prolonged lapses in judgement," ok well played

  • @baronjutter
    @baronjutterАй бұрын

    I thought this was April fools but every lyric is 100% true

  • @DragonKingMadaraUchiha

    @DragonKingMadaraUchiha

    Ай бұрын

    several lyrics are wrong.

  • @LickMyRainbow77
    @LickMyRainbow77Ай бұрын

    The Templin Institute became the Tempo Institute 🎶

  • @murkywateradminssions5219

    @murkywateradminssions5219

    Ай бұрын

    "why Beethoven's symphony No.5 1st movement is perfect"

  • @Neotokyovibes-WelcomeHome
    @Neotokyovibes-WelcomeHomeАй бұрын

    "There is nothing like Andor" -- Bladerunner would like to know your location

  • @mcdiscret9632
    @mcdiscret9632Ай бұрын

    Edit: I loved it Tbh star wars has the same problem every large IP has wherein dozens of writers touched the driving wheel. I see it in every IP I am a interested in studying. One of the biggest things I find rather interesting is how the trilogies seem to define big eras in storytelling though it could just be the difference in real world time between the trilogies. Stuff after the OT wss very different in how it viewed star wars history (clone wars being clones vs the good guys for example), the force (lightsabers being force sabers, no midichlorians, etc). Then the pt came and star wars seems to have gotten a bit harder and less fantastical in it's wbing as well as a lucasfilm trying to edit, define and refine cannon. Then you get to the ST wherein things seem to be getting more fantastical and lucasfilm seems to have abandoned having a firm canon ane going more the route 40k took of "everything is a true tale" lol.

  • @TombaFanatic

    @TombaFanatic

    Ай бұрын

    A retcon, but I do think it would make sense for a lot of outer rim people to view the clones as the bad guys

  • @mcdiscret9632

    @mcdiscret9632

    Ай бұрын

    @@TombaFanatic definitely on planets like a loyalist separatist world

  • @itty_224
    @itty_224Ай бұрын

    I expect to see musical numbers as a regular staple of incoming for the indefinite future. it is the will of the people.

  • @NuttzMcgee
    @NuttzMcgeeАй бұрын

    Absolutely glorious. I didn't know of Hammerstein modes existence till now, but it now requires a yearly installment for entertainment and humiliation purposes.

  • @davidb4715
    @davidb4715Ай бұрын

    Holy crap I tuned into a 1950's musical, but in space.

  • @SpaceMonke99
    @SpaceMonke99Ай бұрын

    Happy April Fools’ Day, but this was an unironic bop and I want more.

  • @TremaineAkeWritingLabs
    @TremaineAkeWritingLabsАй бұрын

    Fuck every April fools it happens. It’s the second of April for me and the first for America and the EU.

  • @william2k
    @william2kАй бұрын

    More Hammerstein mode

  • @comiccid1
    @comiccid1Ай бұрын

    I'd be interested in an actual analysis on this subject. I get the sequel trilogy but why wouldn't the rest of the Star Wars universe would not work.

  • @jayburn00
    @jayburn00Ай бұрын

    This is partly why legends still matters.

  • @smithjack1741
    @smithjack1741Ай бұрын

    You can still hear that scream throughout the multiverse to this day

  • @joshfindlay6283
    @joshfindlay6283Ай бұрын

    The bad batch would be a little bit better if echo got more screen time.

  • @shawnradcliffe3514
    @shawnradcliffe3514Ай бұрын

    Moral of the story: "y-yeah, just go watch Andor."

  • @laverniustucker8198
    @laverniustucker8198Ай бұрын

    Who made the OG thumbnail image?

  • @Anhoranka
    @AnhorankaАй бұрын

    Brilliant! Andor rules!

  • @Jayjay-qe6um
    @Jayjay-qe6umАй бұрын

    Can't wait for Andor season two.

  • @Dragonseer666
    @Dragonseer666Ай бұрын

    I like the bad batch, mostly, I just think that a lot of people dropped off after season 1 because it was kinda boring. Some parts of the bad batch are unnecessary or even outright bad, but over all it's ok.

  • @OkaNieba
    @OkaNiebaАй бұрын

    for me every shitty Star Wars moment was worth it so long as we get Andor to finish properly. Oh and Bad Batch is AWESOME.

  • @mmcb2910
    @mmcb2910Ай бұрын

    We need a templin video in wireframe mode.

  • @imperatortiago
    @imperatortiagoАй бұрын

    In this last episode I must agree with everything Marc said, very interesting, I really liked the point that yes, that child is annoying

  • @jujuplayboy
    @jujuplayboyАй бұрын

    TL;DR : Star Wars lasted so long it contradicted itself, ending up making less sense and having less interesting things to say in general, show after show (something actually inevitable).

  • @nokh3382

    @nokh3382

    Ай бұрын

    You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

  • @jobt1999
    @jobt1999Ай бұрын

    I consider the 2008 clone wars to be disney canon and the 2003 the old EU canon as the 2008 shits all over what was established prior to its release

  • @AlexandrianCodex
    @AlexandrianCodexАй бұрын

    smh nobody wants to work anymore - not even beloved science fiction franchises

  • @ImNtDead
    @ImNtDeadАй бұрын

    I want the Templin Institue to make its own Star Wars musical fan film now.

  • @silverjohn6037
    @silverjohn6037Ай бұрын

    You know, all they had to do was make Palpatine a force ghost like Obi Wan and they could have had their big bad and made sense. Instead they went with surviving a nuclear explosion without a fridge in sight.

  • @flabbywall1780
    @flabbywall1780Ай бұрын

    Uh oh.... I'll be back in a week to read comments

  • @HerodotusVon
    @HerodotusVonАй бұрын

    Two days since April fools and I’m still listening to it over and over again. Just absolutely excellent

  • @drakhoon
    @drakhoonАй бұрын

    I suppose technically the original thrawn trilogy is no longer cannon

  • @neeklmamp4955

    @neeklmamp4955

    Ай бұрын

    That’s not a technically it just isn’t

  • @ICU1337
    @ICU1337Ай бұрын

    God damnit Templin... You got me again🤦🏽‍♂ And this is after I *just* commented the other day on SpaceDock about your April Fools joke last year with _The Hunt For Red October._ Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, its still shame on you! I refuse to be fooled again by you guys next year!!!

  • @technicalsock2465
    @technicalsock2465Ай бұрын

    WE KILLING STAR WARS FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @OptimusMaximusNero
    @OptimusMaximusNeroАй бұрын

    The Old Star Wars Lore truly had pretty notorious contradictions, specially in its first years, but it should be praised the attempts of people at Lucasfilm to properly solve those issues through the Holocron of continuity, which categorized the products in different levels of canon. Shame TCW ruined it through its 1000 severe contradictions with the 2003 Multimedia Project

  • @jobt1999

    @jobt1999

    Ай бұрын

    I always consider the 2008 cartoon to be disney cannon as it fits more with that and the 2003 cartoon to be the old EU.

  • @JainaSoloB312

    @JainaSoloB312

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@jobt1999The simple reason for that is that George's canon was different from the EU, despite what the EU marketers wanted fans to believe

  • @DragonKingMadaraUchiha

    @DragonKingMadaraUchiha

    Ай бұрын

    The 2003 Clone Wars was complete garbage. 2008 Clone Wars was never a continuation of the 2003 Series and it was a million times better.

  • @FrostyWheats
    @FrostyWheatsАй бұрын

    SWE cameo in a Templin Institute update and and a Templin Institute bit in a Battle Order video on the same day The institute-verse is certainly growing

  • @josephmoffatt4696
    @josephmoffatt4696Ай бұрын

    I love this channel’s April 1st videos!

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853Ай бұрын

    Bruh I didn't expect a impromptu musical

  • @maxmagnus3793
    @maxmagnus3793Ай бұрын

    Star wars to begin with wasn't even a universe. George Lucas barely showed us everything. Just a few rebel leaders, a few imperial generals and characters and a handful of planets. Then the worldbuilding began to try and expand it, but it didn't work. Star Wars wasn't conceived with a deep set of rules and mechanics and structures. So the whole world building was always going to feel tacked on and arbitrary.

  • @rjs3590
    @rjs3590Ай бұрын

    Andor = GOAT Starwars content since OG series.

  • @Flint_Inferno
    @Flint_InfernoАй бұрын

    When will this be on Spotify?

  • @blueroninstudios
    @blueroninstudiosАй бұрын

    Was about to say "oh boy here we flippin' go again!" And then I realized what day it was! LOL!

  • @johnpatrickmcp
    @johnpatrickmcpАй бұрын

    Okay next year can we activate Sondheim mode to talk about Babylon 5?

  • @shzarmai
    @shzarmaiАй бұрын

    Was Andor really that magical? I haven't watched it tbh....

  • @Darkrealm7
    @Darkrealm7Ай бұрын

    Hearing him just say "Shit..." out of nowhere get me good XD

  • @jhonejay1426
    @jhonejay1426Ай бұрын

    great vid... though the song part slightly graded until you got to the bit of Andor/Gaston parody

  • @DestructivelyPhased
    @DestructivelyPhasedАй бұрын

    Can we get more Hammerstein mode?

  • @Sternly
    @SternlyАй бұрын

    Oved the vid though I am a bit sad it sounds as though you havent seen The Bad Batch. Legitimately really good. Probably the next best Star Wars show after Andor, and unlike Mandalorian the show hasn't degraded with each successive season

  • @Earlisrandom
    @EarlisrandomАй бұрын

    Why does the songs beat sound so similar to "I haven't seen old Hitler"?

  • @patchpatch4008
    @patchpatch4008Ай бұрын

    I know this was April 1st but I kinda genuinely feel this way ever since the Sequels trundled all over the extended universe. There were some really cool ideas but something is so frustrating.

  • @medicentio
    @medicentioАй бұрын

    Scrumptious. Delightful. I adore it this as much as that speech in Andor that ends with "I give my life for a sunrise I will never get to see."

  • @erikhgt6020
    @erikhgt6020Ай бұрын

    This has been the greatest april 1st suprises yet!

  • @The_Elite_Emerald
    @The_Elite_EmeraldАй бұрын

    Bad Batch has been pretty good otherwise I agree with most of what you said.

  • @mods1133
    @mods1133Ай бұрын

    Love that Family Guy style chorus line thing you got going here

  • @rare_kumiko
    @rare_kumikoАй бұрын

    This is amazing yet somehow it's only the second best April's Fools video the Insitute has participated in today.

  • @shiptj01
    @shiptj01Ай бұрын

    It all went wrong with the prequels. The prequels made the Clone Wars and the fall of the Republic a lot more recent than when the OT made it seem. Also, why are there droids in the Clone Wars? It makes no sense.

  • @Marqhll
    @MarqhllАй бұрын

    I would never in a million years have guessed that something like this would come from this channel... bravo!

  • @biostemm
    @biostemmАй бұрын

    The fact that someone with a sizable ship could conceivably assume a stationary orbit over any planet or city without significant defenses and just bombard them into oblivion, is something that you think would be addressed and/or at least be a concern to most people...

  • @JainaSoloB312

    @JainaSoloB312

    Ай бұрын

    This was more or less the case in the Golden Age of Piracy, ships could in theory lay waste to a city with ease, but you wouldn't know it from how people lived their daily lives Still, more recognition of this in the story (like we see in S3 of Mando) would be good

  • @camboom4467
    @camboom4467Ай бұрын

    If Mace Windu were still alive, he would rather take his chances with Boba Fett than return to the New Republic or help Luke Skywalker rebuild the Jedi Order. Order 66 was too much to come back from for him. Windu would regret the choices he made and what they've lead to.

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069Ай бұрын

    Cant wait for more analyzed content from this channel!!!

  • @TruthHunterTeen
    @TruthHunterTeenАй бұрын

    I... Now hate you a little mark you got like a dame stuck in my head mixing with this 😢. Well done

  • @failedJedi
    @failedJediАй бұрын

    The Star Wars universe doesn’t work. “Search your feelings, you know it to be true.”

  • @cameronhermann9400
    @cameronhermann9400Ай бұрын

    Amazing. You summarized all the problems in Star Wars in a beautiful and hilarious 4 minute song😂

  • @RigbyWilde
    @RigbyWildeАй бұрын

    The only recent release I am enjoying is The Bad Batch. It seems they can only do things right in the animations

  • @jtsg464
    @jtsg464Ай бұрын

    Excellent work Templin Institute :) One of your great April Fools, love the musical, fun stuff!

  • @rystiya7262
    @rystiya7262Ай бұрын

    The funniest thing in the Star Wars universe is that, why the Empire didn't disarm its population and abolish local autonomy before imposing its tyranny? Imagine Star Destroyers are shelling cities from orbit, and the only thing local people have to fight back are rocks and shovels.

  • @pupulauls

    @pupulauls

    Ай бұрын

    Why would the Empire want to do that? It’s pointless. The Empire is a government, it’s not just gonna go around to every world under its control and take everyone’s weapons away and bombard them, because that’s how you piss people off. Before the events of the OT and escalation of the Rebellion, the Empire did evil things in more mundane ways that didn’t incite much revolution or political dissidence like cutting off supply chains, cultural genocide, silent takeovers and political annexations where not a single blaster is fired, and more

  • @robertgronewold3326

    @robertgronewold3326

    Ай бұрын

    I think the problem there is the nature of the Empire's territory. It would be like the US in 1870 when they outlawed open carry, but it was only the cities on the east coast region that paid attention to that. The Outer Rim is like the wild west, people just do what they want or need to.

  • @rystiya7262

    @rystiya7262

    Ай бұрын

    @@robertgronewold3326 Whatever, it would be silly to let your people hate you while they have some of the best weapons in existence.

  • @phil3751

    @phil3751

    Ай бұрын

    Same reason gun laws don't work in Brazil. Engineering knowledge spread over a large enough population (100 Quadrillion) with large amounts of said population being engineers and involved in crime means the 2nd amendment is self sustaining (people know how to make... Fun stuff)

  • @pendragon0905

    @pendragon0905

    Ай бұрын

    Like the Ewoks? 🦧

  • @levimorne
    @levimorneАй бұрын

    This is your best April Fool's yet... you better get to work topping this next year!

  • @Ljordan093
    @Ljordan093Ай бұрын

    Long live Classic Star Wars and the Expanded Universe!

  • @vespervespertilianus8868
    @vespervespertilianus8868Ай бұрын

    I saw this on the 2nd and when I saw the length of the video and considering the plethora of Star Wars videos they have done, I knew this had to be an April Fool’s gag. Nice. :)

  • @JohnSheppard92WasTakenThxYT
    @JohnSheppard92WasTakenThxYTАй бұрын

    "Mollie seems nice" lol

  • @v-rex6262
    @v-rex6262Ай бұрын

    The final order and sith eternal hiding in the unknown region's waiting to strike would have been better if introduced in episode 7 as the main evil force than the first order just being there. Also people have been saying star wars is dead since the prequels.

  • @lewisb9019
    @lewisb9019Ай бұрын

    I’m not gonna lie, but this video was pretty damn sweet! Can we have more of these songs please? They’re just so catching awesome! Well done! ❤👏🏻 May the force be with you.

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