"edward french ain't real he can't hurt you" edward french: HOW ARE YOU...

I picked up my garden gloves, the long black dog leash slithered to the floor, I almost screamed. I hadn't even gotten through the intro. And I'm not afraid of snakes. That's how jumpy your delightfully scary voice makes me. ❤

@FrenchEdward06

7 күн бұрын

You have my apology (LOL!) E.E.F.

Love creepy Christmas 🎄,wonderful presentation ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Adelaide. I suppose part of the enjoyment of the story is that no matter how depressing the holidays are for the listener, they can't be worse than what wife #2 went through! Cheers. E.E.F.

Ah, Mr French, you make scary stories even more terrifying with your excellent readings. Thank you for a Christmas ghost story I was unfamiliar with, and for the goosebumps you always give me when you read!

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Nancy. Goosebumps are GOOD. Cheers in the new year. E.E.F.

OmiGAWD, these are great !!!

Love that deep, silky voice! Thanks for the Christmasy spooks! ✨💜💖💀👻

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

....and thank you for listening Britt. Best wishes for a spooky, but safe and healthy new year! E.E.F.

So good

Brr!! This Story Makes Me Feel Chilly!! 😊

If I haven't mentioned this to you, you are one my favorites. Thanks brother.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate hearing that, Jonathan. Best wishes for a happier healthier new year! E.E.F.

@jonathanwpressman

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchEdward06 nowhere to go but up!

A perfect narration. The pace, the tone. A pleasure to listen to as always. Thank you.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you John. Kudos to Mr. Walpole who wrote a tale was certainly intended to be told aloud on a dark winter's evening. E.E.F.

I'm a huge fan of Walpole! Thx for excellent narration 🥰❤❣🌟

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! He's new to me and I'll be on the lookout for more of his work in the future. E.E.F.

@violetfemme411

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchEdward06 Ck out Morgan Scorpions channel..she has some great Walpole readings.

That was very sad, and terrifying. Thank you for sharing.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

You are WELCOME. Have you subscribed to the channel? Happier new year! E.E.F.

@ngozinnunukwe5680

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchEdward06 yes, I have. I am enjoying my time with you.

Happy New Year E.E.F.! Great ghost story and narration.-JL

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you JL. Cheers in the new year! E.E.F.

I, too, laughed out loud at your parting shot...summed it up pretty well! LOL

I like the new format

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fright!!! 🎄❄🥶👻😱 * This is a little late because Santa's reindeer were attacked by wendigo, but Rudolph kicked some ass as usual 🎅

Dear Ed - thank you so much for giving is the gift of a new story on Boxing Day. it's been a rather bleak christmas and i just want things back to "normal" lockdown. so it was so good to hear your voice and know you were recording it just a few hours ago. so glad you're here. . . i think i feel more in tune with you than other readers cause you're in the business - even though you're in California and my Dad was on Broadway on the road with musicals. have a wonderful New Year :} 🕊🌲🕯✨

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Alexa. The Snow was a last minute replacement for another story I was going upload. It seemed like the perfect time to include it with the other Christmas ghost stories. I'm curious about your father. I prefer (as you may have noticed) NOT to get very "personal" with these very public channel texts. If you care to share a bit of the story of your father, email me at edwardfrench06@hotmail.com. Wishing you a happier new year. E.E.F.

Brill! Thank you, Edward : )

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Good wishes for the next year, Elaine....E.E.F.

This was excellent, Mr. French. I missed this when it was originally posted, but was so glad to discover it today. Another chilling tale well told.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

A chiller, to be sure, Brian. Thanks for listening! E.E.F.

I'm reminded of a book that scared me to death as a kid when I see the glowering Edward E French head at the introduction -it was an illustration in a book called the Usborne Book of the Supernatural depicting what was called the Walsingham family haunting. I love this channel

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Ross. I appreciate your listenership. Cheers in the new (hopefully better) year. .E.F.

@ineedsilicone

11 ай бұрын

I remember this book too, read it all the time in my school library. There was one image in particular of a blue floating severed head that terrified me then and has always stayed with me.

@ineedsilicone

11 ай бұрын

Can confirm, the head illustration that scared me is also from the series of Walsingham illustrations. "The empty house became an odd curiosity, until Horace Gunn spent a night there. He woke to see a human head, covered with blood, floating above his bed. It vanished and Gunn ran from the room so terrified he could not scream."

Wonderful! One of my favourite stories.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

A new author and story for the channel. Walpole is new to me. Cheers. E.E.F.

Splendid!!!! I've never heard this story before and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Wonderful narration by your good self!!! Thank you for the hours of pleasure you've given this year. Have a magical Christmas.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Kevin. This story was new to me as well. I think Mr. Walpole had the same problem with women as "Onslow the butler." I'm glad you enjoy the channel. Cheers in the new year. E.E.F.

Enjoying this immensely. Well done!

@natalya6091

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

I couldn't stop laughing at your ending comment. 😂

You are a master.

Thrilled to see Mr French hit this one out of the park as it's certainly one of my favourites from Walpole; I would recommend checking out "The Staircase" (from the same collection, All Souls' Night) for a very different style of haunting!

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

I'll check that out Mr. Stunted Slime. Thank you for your kind comment. E.E.F.

Creepy, indeed! Many thanks. I take it, that is Salisbury cathedral in the picture? I have been there, just once. An impressive building in a perfect setting, rather smaller in reality than it appears in images.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, you've been there- can't fool you. I tried to "disguise" it a bit, but of all the cathedral photos I found, this one was the perfect image to compliment the story. E.E.F.

A proper old-fashioned ghost story. I should really read more Walpole.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

I was not aware that Walpole was once incredibly popular. It certainly made my holiday season a little brighter when I discovered him for myself... Best wishes for the new year. E.E.F.

@2msvalkyrie529

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. ! Sadly he's almost forgotten today but he was a terrific writer with a vast and varied output. Not only that : he was a remarkable character who despite a difficult and in many ways unhappy life was known for his gentle , generous nature .

Excellent narration as always!

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that , Joe. Back at you next week with another one. E.E.F.

well done

@natalya6091

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

All that's missing is the campfire. Wow.

Merry Christmas

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

....and to YOU as well. Thank you. E.E.F.

Dear Edward, Could you please upload the subtitles. Cheers. Enjoy your Sunday!

@firespook23

3 жыл бұрын

You can find this book free if you search it up on Google!

@natalya6091

3 жыл бұрын

@@firespook23 Okay...I like E E F narration therefore I am listaning it now without subtitles

Thank you Edward . Not least for having , once and for all , disposed of the snobbish myth so beloved of many ( TOO many ! ) British listeners that these English ghost stories can only be read properly by an English born reader. Having endured a number of them being intoned in dreary flat monotones by deluded individuals who seem to think they are the new James Mason solely by virtue of being born in Britain I have no hesitation in placing you in the first rank of narrators. And lest there be any doubts .....I am British ! So they can put that in their pipes !!

@FrenchEdward06

2 жыл бұрын

I hope British listeners can enjoy a Yankee reader. I love all U.K. authors I narrate on the Fiction Fantastique Channel. I might even prefer them to many of the American authors. Their ghost stories are particularly funny and scary. Shirley Jackson's works may be the only American one to compete with them . Recently, on Varney #15 I tried to read Admiral Bel as a sort of Richard Burton voice, but it came out more like Raymond Burr (if you know who that is LOL). reading/recording is recreation for me. Admission is free. No one has to listen. I'm having fun and perhaps even doing justice to a few of these thing. Thank you. Cheers. E.E.F.

@2msvalkyrie529

2 жыл бұрын

Yes , I do know Raymond Burr. .Although I occasionally get him confused with Lee J Cobb - not so much the Voice but the general hulking presence he brought to any scene. Two greats from a Golden generation. !

If you happen to see this, I am curious where your graphics for your videos come from, they are, as is your narrations, outstanding.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Jon. I create them in photoshop with fonts and images harvested from the internet. E.E.F.

Hello Sir...Little Dorrit here. I accidentally signed out of Little Dorrit and can't remember the password 😔

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, oh.....e.e.f.

👍👍👍👍👍👻☠

Oh, for some HRT patches....

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

? I'll have to look that up....E.E.F.

@popevimtoripkeefhappysackXXX

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchEdward06 hormone replacement therapy - she sounds like my missuz before she went on them. I used to be able to dodge a flying TV remote like that Karate Kid geezer could use chopsticks.

Creepy and sad

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. E.E.F.

Nice to get the floating head at a distance. It was just awkward to watch. It still is, just less so.

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Getting that "floating head" effect just right is a challenge......as they say in TV commercials-"results may vary. Thanks for listening! E.E.F.

@Welther47

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchEdward06 I appreciate the effort, I just always scroll down to avoid looking at it. It's not a compliment on how "unnerving" it is, btw.

The story is the psyche of an abuser?

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good interpretation. It's certainly a plausible depiction of a slide into madness. E.E.F.

Seems like our Mr Walpole was somewhat of a misogynist/chauvinist.???..thats the air/vibes I'm getting from this book/story's energy Akin to for example the Grimm bros etc Still great writer and story though lol

@FrenchEdward06

Жыл бұрын

Fair enough, Curiosity. E.E.F.

@curiositypiqued6573

Жыл бұрын

@edward french what's eef lol dare I ask

@curiositypiqued6573

Жыл бұрын

@@FrenchEdward06 just my opinion....what about u

Man murders wife in a time of no forensics.

No relation I hope (starts just after 2:00): kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3qWxquLoJO4Zag.html

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

No relation. People have mentioned this to me through the years. Stephen King has also created a character named Edward French.....I created special makeup effects for his omnibus film "Creepshow 2" and I think he borrowed it there...

Merry Christmas

@FrenchEdward06

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, it's been peaceful so far. Quite honestly the pandemic quarantine and the politics have tamped down the "merriment" bit this year, but I've been fortunate. I have my health and I'm hopeful that better times will return. Best wishes.. E.E.F.