For those wondering about using soul sand, honey, or water to make the horse even slower, we did test with all of those and couldn't get slower than 0.014 blocks/second. Surprisingly, once you're traveling through cobwebs, being on honey or soul sand doesn't actually make you any slower. This is even true if you're not on a horse. While pushing against water does slow you down if you're moving forward, it slows you down TOO much if you're moving backwards and you can't actually move at all. Additionally, turtle master doesn't actually have any effect when you're in water because it seems to only affect walking speed, and you're technically not walking when you're in even a little bit of water.

@kltbird182

6 ай бұрын

I was just wondering all of this! Thank you for the detailed explanation 😁

@oddishsmile7368

6 ай бұрын

Dang. I remember soul sand and ice used to be the ideal strategy, with blue ice making it even slower. Did they patch that?

@hammerslap5639

6 ай бұрын

I think i have another idea.... what about damage tick? like fire or poison tick? would the interruptions of the tick slow you down further?

@oddishsmile7368

6 ай бұрын

@@hammerslap5639 If I remember correctly that doesn't apply to mobs the same way it does to players.

@CeeJMantis

6 ай бұрын

​@@oddishsmile7368I also remember this, but I tested mine on Bedrock as well

Morris was born, participated in one race and got retired for the rest of his (slow) life in Bdubs' green pastures. Why am I jealous of this horse ?

@alanherlan3429

6 ай бұрын

yeah and the race course literally consisted of one meter and Morris lost but still got rewarded for it

@lasercraft32

6 ай бұрын

The horse was a result of severe inbreeding, so don't get too jealous...

@itmeurdad

6 ай бұрын

Don't worry, it's only a matter of very short time before an unceremonious slaughter at the hands of one Mr. Goodtime.

@akagif-y

6 ай бұрын

slow and steady wins the race... of life, apparently.

@Zarvain

6 ай бұрын

@@lasercraft32 Truly, I fear the artist interpretation of that horses face.

In 1783, James Watt created the term of “horsepower” to describe power of the industrial revolution. Watt defined one horsepower as the amount of work required from a (draft) horse to pull 150 pounds out of a hole that was 220 feet deep. Watts calculated the kinetic energy as 33,000 ft-lb per minute. This is approximately equal to 746 Watts. Assuming it's an average draft horse it would weigh about 900kg. Morris is clearly not a draft horse. He's the lowest of lows. We'll assume he's 300kg horse. In conclusion: Morris has like a 1/3th of a horsepower. About 250W. This is not a joke. It's facts

@beefgill

6 ай бұрын

Also the max horsepower a horse can produce is 15 which is enough to power a 10 watt led lightbulb for 1 hour as long as the horse does 15 hp for 3 seconds

@ImminDragon

6 ай бұрын

It should also be noted that the concept of horsepower isn't entirely accurate to the power of a real horse, since it's the average of a full day of working, not the power a horse can put out at any given moment. Actual horses are capable of well over one horsepower when working. A recent YT video on it tested a light draft horse and got 5.7 from him. Morris is capable of roughly 1/17th of what that real horse managed.

@Rentta

6 ай бұрын

@@ImminDragon Also that was quite a tiny for a draft horse as it was mostly used for filming not working.

@Lizardbyte_

6 ай бұрын

One threeth Also i didnt know a horse weighed 900kg 😮

@iamsushi1056

6 ай бұрын

Isn’t 1/3 horsepower 1 mule power?

Bdubs simultaneous glee and horror about Morris is a beautiful thing to behold. Man appreciates a good bad horse.

BDubs: "He's terrible!" Zedaph: "Thank you! ^_^"

A horse so slow, but a steed so brave, as to go through cobwebs 'boutface. But, despite the loss, the horse knew the cost, and finished the last block away.

The cuts from Bdubs zooming to you at a stand still is hilarious! 😂

@bearpawdgamr2785

6 ай бұрын

Zedaph: Don't you say it.. don't you say.. Bdubs: On your left!!!

@johndowning5826

6 ай бұрын

I did not think of that, but, perfection

I love it when Zed and Bdubs are horsing around in the neigh-borhood!

Bdubs: "I am zooming!" Zedaph: "I am zooming in to see if I am moving."

Congrats to completing the Hall of All! Now for the next achievement: Grab all items and pack them into shulker boxes, then jump into the void: "Lost it All"

I just knew you could do it. That hall of all and slowest horse were both labor intensive but the results were incredibly entertaining. I got total Dukes of Hazard vibes watching the race sequence because of the awesome editing. Now... I am just waiting for the netherite beacon.......

Well you certainly weren't horsing around with this Zedvancement, that is a very slow horse in-steed and I'm trot-ally glad i don't have to ride it!

@doomawsogaming

6 ай бұрын

Think when the season ends you can ride it

Now i wanna see Morris going up a "Horse-Elevator"... I think he'd be fast in the Y-Axis

@MinscArendia

6 ай бұрын

"Fast in the Y-Axis" was my slogan in high school

That race edit was so much fun. What a great episode. Well done, Zed, and congratulations on the Zedvancement.

iJevin has just about collected the materials for a netherite beacon. You should invite him to assemble it at your base.

@phantominway

6 ай бұрын

If he managed to get the netherite in order to create one of those I'd assume he had soemthing in mind for it

@IsYitzach

6 ай бұрын

@@phantominway He probably does. But he may also be persuaded to change his mind with the promise of a Zedvancement.

Its so Slowwwwww!! Great video Zed!!

@Mihnea91DL

6 ай бұрын

Couldn't it be slower with a honey block under?

8:36 the horse absolutely dead-on staring you down while you pull out "Zed's Slashy" is one of the most unintentionally funny hermitcraft moments ever xD edit: the editing during the race segment was spot on!

I love that the hall of all trophy is curse of vanishing because it has a tendency to become outdated

Nicely done Zed! Now it's time for the Zedcraft Patreon server to get the hall of all achievement in two weeks.

@Arthur40TwoDent

6 ай бұрын

My hall of all took more than two weeks, so having Zecraft server doing it quickly would be fun.

@smolbluegoblin

6 ай бұрын

We already got it like two, three weeks ago ? Nick42Dent built it, there's a portal in the south tunnel for it xD

So absolutely proud of you Zed!! Cannot believe it’s finally finished!!! That livestream ruled, Tangos addition was very delightful!!

The horserace was comedy gold zed! One of the funniest moments in season 9

Didn't expect you could move slow enough to lose a 1 block vs 1 lap race, well done!

A fantastic idea, and the execution was so good- i loved the editing during the race. Bdubs was so dynamic, and in comparison the part where the music stopped and the camera stopped and we just watched Morris pixel across the screen made me laugh!

im so pleased you finished Hall of All, what an accomplishment. Im also so pleased youre still playing this far into the season, normally you've disappeared by now :P

You should make a large pen somewhere thats regularly loaded and hop off of Morris in the middle (or a marked location) and see how far he has moved by the of the season

the piglin head stream was so entertaining 11:26 the prolonged silence and then Bdubs coming in just painfully "oh NO" is so funny omg 14:14 absolutely perfect 16:03 BDUBS PLEASE the editing on the final race was so funny good job

most tense race of my entire life haha… but the editing of the race especially was beautiful, especially when you cut out the wild music when it cut back to the One Block Race. and OMG HALL OF ALL COMPLETION?!?!?!? THIS IS WHY I SUBBED. HALL OF ALL COMPLETELY COMPLETED!!!!!

It does make me wonder just how many laps B-Dubs could complete if he had a perfect run. He had jumping issues on his lap that slowed him down a bit.

I've been rewatching all your seasons recently for comfort and i just wanted to say thank you for the laughs and give me all happy brain chemicals. Congrats on the Hall of All!

Congrats to your immobile steed, it was painful but fun to watch!

Hall of all filled up from wall to wall! And the editing on the race was phenomenal

Compared to that backwards cobweb potion action, normally riding Morris back to his birth place would've probably felt like he's zooming through the server at high speed xD But I'm sure he's happy staying where he is, with his well earned trophy next to him! :D

For another Zedvencement like the hall of all, you can do « The Barman » Collect every potions of every level/duration. Hope it will help you find some new zedvancements !

Zedaph, please NEVER CHANGE!!! These silly zedvancements have brough so much laughter and joy that im going to be sad when the season ends and these silly challenges go away. Please do something like these in the next season, its far too much fun!

Woohoo! My idea got me a shoutout! :) Glad I could help!

Hey Zadaph, I think you can crush your distance fallen record with the help of horses! In my tests, fall damage is halved when riding an animal (even if the mount doesn't survive the fall). Although I only tested ~8000 blocks, I'm assuming it should allow you to survive a 9007 block fall. The big problem then is being able to get an animal up ~9000 blocks, getting on, and then landing on a hay block. It would probably require leads and rockets, or some special TNT player/horse launcher, and might be too difficult to achieve in survival without making a massive hay pile so you can't miss.

The horse taking imperceptible ant steps, traveling at 50 meters per hour 😂

12:45 zed saying morris the haauurriss made my day

What about cobwebs over soul sand or honey blocks? Wouldn't those be even slower?

@2008bunnydemibigenderflux

6 ай бұрын

Check the pinned comment, the epic person who helped Zed with the experiments gave an explanation. Soul sand and honey would have no effect apparently

@stuin01

6 ай бұрын

Fun fact, there is a minimum speed in Minecraft, and with enough combined slowness you just completely stop. I have to assume that was all taken into account.

@Bence3

6 ай бұрын

check the pinned comment. it answered my questions before even commening :)

The hall of all is the coolest achievment. So simple yet so difficult. It's kinda sad to see this goal be completed but It was so cool the whole journey.

I have waited so long for this video. Not as long as it took Morris to run that race, but still a really long time.

I believe falling while on a mob mitigates fall damage. Might be able to push it further?

Morris is so relatable, as the slow friend I feel the pain of everyone having to slow down for me, this horse is my spirit animal. lol 😂

Occasionally I stumble upon a Zed video and it reminds me that he plays Minecraft in the most pure, fun way. 10/10 content man.

Trophy idea: When scarland is done, enjoy a whole day in Scarland (you can bring someone too if you want)

If Bdubs hadnt have gotten hung up at the parkour jump, I wonder if he could have done 2 laps in the time Morris got to the pressure plate.

Congratulations Zed on finally completing your Hall of All! That Zedvancement has been going almost the entire season, from the moment you started building your base ‘til now! What an incredible achievement, it was so awesome to see it slowly come together over the whole season!

I wish your episodes were slower than Morris, they go by FAST :D

Hall of all completed, finally! Haha, well done :D I loved the race project! I do not know what I was expecting but this was so much better!! :D

\o/ Achievement Complete!! - "mementos" from horse breeding - priceless!

That was the most painful thing to watch but still so entertaining. Zed is too awesome

Morris' Motto: Live slow, die old.

Wow, that Zedvancement screen is looking incredibly complete now! Guess you're mining for netherite for the rest of the season, then? xD

The race was awesome! The cuts between the exciting race the slow crawl were super funny

the entire concept of the race is hilarious to begin with, but the background music elevates it all the more

I kinda want to see what it looks like if you splash morris with a speed potion. How fast can the slowest horse get?

17:05 *There Bdoubleo stands on his HIGH HORSE!* ;P

This video made me smile all the way into my heart. ❤ love to watch you horsing around with BDubs.

Zedvancement idea: a sense for scents. Have both a sniffer and a warden sniff every Mob at least once without anything dying. You do not have to do it all in a row; if a mob dies, you only have to redo that mob.

I have just rewatched the "race" with the Steptoe and Son theme playing - it fits perfectly!

This episode was incredible zed! couldn't stop smiling you are awesome

Strange British men are the best cure for mean teachers. Thanks for the video Zed, this was so fun.

The Hall of All!!! Congrats!! I’ve been invested in that thing for like a year or more! Well done!

Congratulations on completing the Hall of All. The water bottle, closest I've come to being in a Zedaph video.

Zed’s videos always bring a smile to my face. The music, the chaos and the calm, the whimsy, the silly, all of it just blends into one happy soup. Not to mention the intro giving me serotonin every time I see it. Keep doing what your doing Zedaph!

The way Bdubs said "i can't do that"

Always glad to see projects wrap up at the end of the season but also so sad

So, your horse is the NPC in any escort quest. Faster than a walk, and slower than a run.

congrats on the hall of all! that's wild, congrats!

Id love to see just a Xisuma myth buster style video of how the research went down. Spunds really fun going into movment mechanics and synergies people dont really think too much about

Bdubs, dismayed: Oh no, more science

The music during the race was such a good, fun touch.

Yooooooo, what a haul the Hall of All is!!

When you said goodbye slowly at the end. Morris popped his head up and looked like he was offended that you were mocking him lol

Fun facts: 1, If you put a mob head on a note block and hit the box it will play their sound and 2 If you put a Zombie Piglin head on a jukebox and play music the ears will bounce!

The fact that some the Banner Patterns aren't bellow their respective Skulls annoys me an unreasonable amount... That is to say, at all, : P

What about going on a honeyblock? I like how Morris just glides and slides as they walk.

It's tough to haiku Unsure if horse is one Syllable or two

If Morris will become a business horse, there needs to be no horsing around, because a stable life requires a stable income!

So if Zed’s horse was traveling at 0.014 blocks per second and Bdubs’ horse was traveling at 14 blocks per second, Bdubs’ horse is 1000x faster than Zed’s! 🤯

The music and editing for the "race" was absolutely perfect. lol

I loved the editing during the race!!

Slo Mo needs to go in Cub's museum

Bdubbs is the best wingman ever. That being said, Zedaph, a crazy useless amazing Zvancement, horses and Bdubbs is a reciepe I could consume at every meal.

Cubs gonna steal Morris for the museum

The videography with the music and the race and stuff is killing me. This is too funny

AH I came in excited for the slowest horse to finally be ready to find that the hall had finally been completed as well, huzzah! such glad tidings

The music cuts on the horse course were. Cherry on top.

Morris the Horris' journey (across 3 blocks) shall go down in history

I feel like jimmy (solidarity) and Zed would be the best of friends they both have the same energy and they both are just so cool

Morris needs some Best Worst Horse Armor

Mojang will make exclusive loot for extremely hard trial chambers next update since the Hall of All is complete. There's already dozens of new blocks, so you might need another hall.

Easily my favorite Hermitcraft cinematic of all time.

The Hall of All was my favourite Zedvancement! Congratulations on its completion

Morris' forever home deserves cobwebs and a soul sand floor

14:10 14:15 his race car noise is my favorite thing

the hall of all is actually such a good achievement!! I'm so proud :D

Congrats on 2 advancements! the Hall of All is done! Wow! I've been looking forward to that one! Yay the slowest horse! Love it!

The editing on that race was chef's kiss😂

my brain was not prepared for the "traffic light system" to have green represent the slowest horse