corrections - josh didn't want warlord to call him master, it was warlord who wanted to call him master. - both of the wands were warlords with josh breaking one but unable to break the other. if you know of anything that is incorrect let me know :)

@isaigutierrez1617

11 ай бұрын

If you are a fan of Warhammer, you would've been pissed hearing Warlord butcher multiple quotes. Soooo yeah

@JoyDavidson

11 ай бұрын

You did good mate.

@colletti914

11 ай бұрын

9:50 Josh is neither a wizard or warlock. He's "... something much more powerful."

@booognish

11 ай бұрын

BUT… did warlord break Josh off with some of that warlord bussy, only for Josh to remain flaccid, angering warlord and forever altering the sanctity of their brotherhood?

@otanky296

11 ай бұрын

​​@@colletti914Magik is rele oh so rele.

Cobra is alright, sure he's a drunk, but he doesn't touch little girls or boys, and he is only a danger to himself.

@DrDizzleFrizzle

11 ай бұрын

fuck sickos

@DeadpoolX9

11 ай бұрын

by internet standards he's essentially a classic hero

@jaymorgan7728

11 ай бұрын

The sicko can't get close enough to a school or playground.

@bockskarr6626

11 ай бұрын

hmmmmmm im not convinced for the future. if a grown adult has to run through this list to check off on whether she meets the criteria (which imho is a YUUUUGE red flag) 1. Alive 2. 18+ 3. cis gende 4. not related i swear there's one more perhaps "consent". idk lol he always be adding one or forgetting. what adult man needs to tell himself this day after day, year after year. A sicko. Ergo, my belief that all is not well in that peanut head and we shall see. i honestly think alcohol and drugs will do him in first. thats a smooth brain

@NickyBlue99

11 ай бұрын

He just stalks of age women instead

Whether you want to admit it or not, guys like Josh are why KZread was originally created in the first place.

@DerDrecksack87

10 ай бұрын

True, but very few still remember the old days, creators were actually uploading with raw creative emotion & without self censoring. Now its an amalgamation of PG-friendly mental fastfood experience of clickbait, copy&paste twitch streamer RGB backgrounds, stupid "did you know?"-titles, a flood of non-content like youtuber-drama, "reactionists" watching something saying "oh wow" from time to time and a bunch of loud ass chinese mobile game adds every few minutes. It is much harder to find original creative stuff, especially something that has not been done before.

@DizzyDez613

10 ай бұрын

@@DerDrecksack87 Preach, brother! 💯

@morbidgull8922

10 ай бұрын

Low key I wish all channels were like joshs, he just uploads whatever whenever and there is magic in that unhinged process lol.

@L_Train

10 ай бұрын

It wasn't created to make fun of and harass people like Josh though

@DerDrecksack87

10 ай бұрын

@@L_Train yes it was made for that too, only difference being that people back then had much thicker skin and didnt categorize a video making fun of a public person as "harassment"...there was the option of just logging out or shrug it off as long as it does not transfer into irl and you get clocked in the street or get dogshit stuffen into ur mailbox every week for some video, but i guess zoomers are so molten together with their online presence that they interpret every criticism online as a direct attack on them irl and going offline is no option apparently...

Josh is probably my favorite lolcow. Hes not a pedo, he hates sickos and is ultimately harmless.

@chickenlittle5095

5 ай бұрын

He is harmless to everyone BUT himself. With the concoctions he comes up with in regards to both his cooking AND now his *cough* mead making *cough*……..

@chungus8812

5 ай бұрын

Cobes is entirely a danger to himself, he fried his brain with dangerous designer zaza and his liver with alcohol poisoning. He's slowly deteriorating from the inside out and arguably a lot of his problems were caused by himself

@tzimiscelord8483

5 ай бұрын

​@@chickenlittle5095 unfortunately I'm convinced this is true, he is completely harmless to everyone but himself

@Slashgibber

5 ай бұрын

@@chickenlittle5095 Dude, not gonna lie, some of the horror shows he comes up with in the kitchen looks amazing.

@bonkobonko6707

5 ай бұрын

He’s not harmless he’s been stalking that one chick whose parents he keeps hanging out with

I befriended a dude at my first job (2005) the was exactly this dude. He had similar oddball friends. They invited me over for D&D night (only time I've ever played). And honestly even though I was so far removed from my normal circle of friends...i actually had alot of fun and it's a great memory. Most store brand soda i ever consumed. Last time I saw him he was gathering carts for walmart. I hope he is well

@fightmilk8613

5 ай бұрын

I wish I knew guys like this. How fascinating.

@oneluckygirlandherdog

4 ай бұрын

" the most store brand soda I ever consumed" 🤣🤣 your comment made my night

@IDoBeSmarter

3 ай бұрын

Getting invited to a D&D game by a coworker is a true honor. Not even being sarcastic.

@ticket2space

3 ай бұрын

I too dont know why youre not swimming in pussy bro. Ill be buying my magic wand from you

@rjayyyy9623

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, the thing is, Josh isn't like that at all. Josh has no brain capacity to even have hobbies. He's got a surface level of knowledge about just any topic he claims to be interested in. When asked to name 10 Ozzy Osbourne songs - the man whose name he literally tattooed onto himself - 2 or 3 of them were live cover songs, and the rest were just his most well songs. The guy you're on about sounds like an actual, loveable nerd. Josh isn't a nerd. Even Chris Chan has his passions for crying out loud 😂. Cobes is just a walking air bag.

america is brimming with people like josh and his friends. if you grew up in a small town in the us, you knew people that filled all these archetypes

@clown134

10 ай бұрын

graduated HS in 2007, I knew* so many people like this

@lukaszrajzer-xk4yd

10 ай бұрын

why does 70% of America look like people like him? I live in Europe and it's hard to find people looking even remotely close

@timmygardner2358

10 ай бұрын

​@@lukaszrajzer-xk4ydbad water, injun curses

@crezd5028

10 ай бұрын

@@lukaszrajzer-xk4ydcorn syrup

@justifano7046

10 ай бұрын

​@@lukaszrajzer-xk4ydlow quality genetics.

You cannot convince me that the picture of his mom at the beginning is not just him in a wig

@ilikecorks1715

11 ай бұрын

People do tend to look like their parents

@m3christian

11 ай бұрын

i thought the same shit

@CozyTardKebin

11 ай бұрын

Lol

@TerminalM193

10 ай бұрын

.... That IS him in a wig

@ebeneezerscrooge2942

10 ай бұрын

His father actually hooked up with her.

This is a truly sad story. He’s a human being who’s clearly in pain who seems to be dying slowly in real time in front of a decent size audience, half of whom seem to relish in his pain. My heart goes out to him….

@nastybastardatlive

5 ай бұрын

I'm with you. Sad how many people get their rocks off making a fool of this guy.

@MiddleAgedPlumber

5 ай бұрын

He's just a typical alcoholic. They destroy themselves over time and there's absolutely nothing you, I, or anybody else can do about it. They have to choose to help themselves and want to get sober. Cobes will never want to be sober and he's dug the hole he's in for years, and now doesn't see a way out. Is it sad? I guess, but it's just another normal outcome of someone who drinks alcohol. It's a horrific and miserable drug that we as a society never should have let be so socially and culturally acceptable to consume. That's what's sad. We should all look at cobra like some junkie methhead, but we don't because it's alcohol. Anyways, yes I do feel bad/sad for Josh, I hope he climbs out of his sh1t hole he's created, gets sober and lives a happy life. The odds are not high for that though.

@danielhova7826

5 ай бұрын

@@MiddleAgedPlumberhe’s plenty young still, he’ll be fine lol He binge drinks, he’s not a functioning alcoholic. I believe he’ll eventually be fine, I’ve known tons of people that binge drank in their 20s that have successful careers and families today and rarely if ever drink to excess today. The cobra will likely be the same way.

@IntergalacticSpaceKitten

4 ай бұрын

I feel the same way. I think he's entertaining and funny on his own, and I wish people would stop interfering and just sit back and watch instead. I do wish his dad would do something or talk to him about his drinking and stuff because the boy is slowly killing himself. You can tell how depressed he's gotten over the years too because he's so different than what he used to be. Josh can be an asshole too, and his autism doesn't excuse him from that, but otherwise I wish people wouldn't bother him as much and just watch.

@Skoopyghost

3 ай бұрын

My thing is more drugs and gambling than alcohol. Alcohol worked for me early on. Alcohol/psych drugs are worse because they take longer to wreck you and socially acceptable, and are more addicting when the stuff you get from a dealer ruin your pretty fast, and get you into drug debt. The same goes for food.

the fish/dairy interaction was so unnecessarily funny

@gormlesspissant5872

3 ай бұрын

it is astonishing and delightful to me that an argument THAT STUPID was caught on camera

@drdkenobi6531

12 күн бұрын

Boys...it's called soap..TACTICAL...soap...

@mrfooledyaa5430

9 күн бұрын

@@gormlesspissant5872 As much as it's laughed at, mainly because it's hilarious, it is also interesting to watch people that are genuinely being themselves at all times, with no limits on that. You're seeing someone genuinely living life, whether it's disgusting, or funny or really sad sometimes, it's fascinating.

As a mentally unstable edgelord myself, who did however turn out normal eventually, this feels like the void staring back at me. Like an alternate reality where I never learned to contain my impulses.

@Steven_McCrae

10 ай бұрын

How honest of you to say so haha , wish you all the best brother sincerely

@coffeepot3123

10 ай бұрын

But TJ Kirk .. (TheAmazingAtheist) could never escape his edge. rofl

@ThePandaAgenda

10 ай бұрын

@@coffeepot3123 Idk. guy turnt from antifeminist to trans ally.

@ducdashot1239

10 ай бұрын

same man, same. its like watching a twilight zone episode sometimes

@clown134

10 ай бұрын

​@@ThePandaAgendadid he really?

As Lolcows go, Joshy is the one I actually feel for. The guy did the best he could with the very poor hand of cards he was dealt. I wouldn't want to be stuck with him in an elevator for a weekend, or anything, but I will always wish him well. This was a remarkably respectful treatment, for which I thank you.

@jordyn2896

10 ай бұрын

yeah, compared to the other lolcows i've seen, he is pretty tame and mostly self destructive. hope he keeps well.

@mikem9384

10 ай бұрын

I used to, but honestly he's become so full of himself that I just can't watch him anymore.

@NickyBlue99

10 ай бұрын

Doing the beat he can everyday. Keep on rocking on Josh! Be your badass self! 🤢

@toefingers

10 ай бұрын

Idk man, with the way he treated Puff is pretty fucked. that poor bearded dragon was having seizures and is probably dead by now

@TheZodiacRipper

10 ай бұрын

He is an animal abuser and no one should feel anything but disgust for him.

i was extremely high when i watched him repeat "large stuffed crust pizza" for 5 minutes. I was in hysterics.

@izz5827

5 ай бұрын

extra cheese

@barackosamabinladen8180

4 ай бұрын

Smeared in garlic butter

@Literally-God

4 ай бұрын

I zoned out at this point and I was wondering why I kept hearing the same thing over and over again and I thought my mind was in a loop lol

@pizzlerot2730

4 ай бұрын

I wasn't high but around minute 3 I wondered if I might be and just forgot

@deadnorth8648

3 ай бұрын

That's what I'd order, if I order a pizza from papa Jon... Yes I was also stoned off my ass, I think he wizard mind ticked us...

Gotta hand it to him. He eats nothing but garbage food on a daily basis and somehow he isn't morbidly obese

@MrBobchat

2 ай бұрын

Give it a minute. Metabolisms do slow down and shit does add up. Watch this space

@HelloYersoGae

23 күн бұрын

​@@MrBobchat he is almost 40. If his metabolism was gonna slow down, it would have happened 10 years ago😂. This guy is a medical marvel

@MrBobchat

23 күн бұрын

@@HelloYersoGae Nal is 39 he is about 6 years younger. he's 32/33. Anyway the same forces of nature that might have given him a super metabolism also gave the poor bastard that face on that weird shaped head with that lank, dank hair. Not to mention a brain made out of oatmeal. So he's not exactly lucky. I'm definitely a few pounds over ideal but I would not swap it for a Boglim head, EVEN if it meant having a big cock as well. No way, I'd rather be pretty

@n0odles86

9 күн бұрын

​@@HelloYersoGaehe's 33! That's still closer to 30 than it is 40. Lmfao.

Props to the dad. For learning his boy was getting picked on. And delt with it by boarding the bus and explaining his condition.... sounds like a smart man.

@theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910

9 ай бұрын

"An attack on my son is an attack on my family and by extension me"

@CeceJianni

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, because we all know kids stop making fun of kids once parents get involved.

@RJ-mh3ox

9 ай бұрын

@@CeceJianniall depends on the parent tbh if they feel like he’d crash out they’ll stop if they think he’s a joke it’ll get worse. bet if mike tyson or any gang member did it they’d stop unless those kids don’t want parents 😂

@bestieswithtesties

9 ай бұрын

@@CeceJianni Yeah because we all know every situation is exactly the same with the same outcomes... oh wait. No it's not. Just because stopping bullying isn't Always as easy as parents just explaining things to kids, doesn't mean it Never works either. It does. A lot of kids are just too stupid to think it through and once someone explains to them why they shouldnt do something they get it and stop. Not uncommon at all.

@lurchorum

9 ай бұрын

I'm sure it worked. It had to. The guy sounds like a Mensa member.

Him cooking the French fries and almost burning down the place never gets old, I laugh every time. Him eating bugs is a good one too.

@nikolasdemoulin8093

11 ай бұрын

More amazingly the most brilliant French fry reheated incident with Josh was his first time trying to make them. He cut up potato’s and started boiling them in water for hours. He thought they’d turn golden and crispy eventually. He made liquid mash potatoes. Boob brain is lovably incompetent.

@pladampa

11 ай бұрын

@nikolasdemoulin8093 I haven't seen that one I'll check it out ty.

@isaigutierrez1617

11 ай бұрын

His ramen noodles was triggering

@galleryofrogues

11 ай бұрын

DOWN WITH THE SICKOS!!!

@tokenpoptart3750

11 ай бұрын

5am and here i am cackling at that. what comes after with the super drink with the Hunterrrrzz sasauuge in it. He eventually drinks it and since he put the sausage in the drink it bumps him in the nose. top tier comedy.

This dude is basically a remnant of the early days of KZread, this kind of content was all over YT around pre-2010

@hope_canyon

2 ай бұрын

Remember Pierce Ruane? What a time

dude seemed to always be a bit strange, but you can't deny he had soul. sad to see him just become a husk of a human

I love how the dude on the couch has the 1000 yard stare with army fatigues, all the while Lord Cobes was reading all of the comments about him being a freeloading, draft dodging hippie.

@natelax1367

11 ай бұрын

I honestly can't tell if some parts were intentional or not. The look on that guys face while getting torn apart could be him trying to keep it together because he's in on the joke or a completely genuine awkward moment. I don't care because it's hilarious either way

@Wuschi2001

11 ай бұрын

I would also get a 1000 yard stare if I read that

@lisafrank6513

10 ай бұрын

​@@Wuschi2001i would get that stare from crashing in jorfs studio apartment.

@jakublulek3261

9 ай бұрын

@@natelax1367 Guy was high as a kite. That was going on.

@Psycorde

8 ай бұрын

Just got to that moment as I read this The comments were hilarious

you ability to highlight his story with out taking low blows at his expense was extremely appreciated. good job on the video.

@notimeforcreativenamesjust3034

8 ай бұрын

It makes it so much fucking funnier

He isn’t a bad guy. He’s got problems just like we all do but to a different extreme. I hope he finds peace and has success in his life someday.

@shawnbass-ig2bv

7 ай бұрын

He's an awful person that kills animals

@uhtred7860

6 ай бұрын

He'd find peace a lot quicker if he didn't stream his life on the internet. Theres no reason for it, apart from narcissism. He just draws a giant target on himself.

@lilthreadd

6 ай бұрын

@@uhtred7860 internet retard try not to call someone a narcissist (challenge impossible)

@bakielh229

5 ай бұрын

He actively avoids doing anything to help himself, despite being aware and able to do so

@LuciferAlmighty

2 ай бұрын

He's a terrible person

This guy doesn’t seem like a bad person at all finally a lolcow you can somewhat respect, and he’s actually funny intentionally and self aware at times.

@tiopatinhas55

5 ай бұрын

"lolcow you can somewhat respect" you don't read that often

@rjayyyy9623

2 ай бұрын

Please take your head out of the sand. Dig a little deeper into Cobes - he's a scumbag.

@LuciferAlmighty

2 ай бұрын

He's actually a horrible person

The dwarven gentleman donating girlscout cookies to the police was the most wholesome thing I've seen this week.

@LouSassoleSledgecock

6 ай бұрын

Spoken like a true wizard

@LouSassoleSledgecock

6 ай бұрын

Thanks Saruman

@candlestyx8517

4 ай бұрын

The police: What are we going to do with 180 boxes of girl scout cookies?

@rustyshackelford312

3 ай бұрын

Wholesome in the same way that a person with severe autism giving their allowance to a cause is wholesome.

@jaegermonster9549

3 ай бұрын

LOL@@rustyshackelford312

I really like the way you distill really complex lore into a logical narrative. I always wanted to learn about the Cobraverse but couldn't be bothered to watch centuries of content.

@detectivebloor4011

10 ай бұрын

Best Kobra Kontent Konsolidators to avoid ever watching raw uncut cobez 1. Snakebones “Podcast” by SeizureRobot5000 (incredibly visual heavy fun cobra discussions. THE BEST OF THE BEST imo) 2. Bitesize Cobra Vids 3. Boglim Chronicles 4. Lenin Lime 5. Walnut Grove (short musical cobra edits of very high quality)

@cats_as_phists1304

8 ай бұрын

​@@detectivebloor4011 praise Seizures magic.

@casedistorted

7 ай бұрын

Rofl centuries of content

@LOST_SOUL333

2 ай бұрын

💯 agree.

@rjayyyy9623

2 ай бұрын

I don't think he's covered enough of the sicko stuff. People seem to be walking away from this video believing he's not a sicko.

I had a mouth full of tea when you said: "This is Cobra's music". It was really hard to swallow.

@gormlesspissant5872

3 ай бұрын

it sounded like jandek playing over an unrelated four tet instrumental

@jackiespaceman

3 ай бұрын

@@gormlesspissant5872it sounds like The Swans on autism

I'm a 47 year old divorced man. I'm watching this because my life sucks BUT My life doesn't suck as bad as this dudes. Big thanks to King Cobra!! You made me realize that my life ain't so bad after all. Think I'm gonna call my kid now

@sebastianthurow605

7 ай бұрын

I understand your approach but in the long run it doesn’t help your suffering when you’re watching people that got it worse than you. Good luck with getting better!

@hayleycakes3435

7 ай бұрын

​@@sebastianthurow605oh I disagree. Sometimes, rarely, it can convince someone to do better out of fear for turning out like well, cobra. It can help, just when u think ur the lowest, oh no, there's always someone lower. Idk bout u, but makes me feel a lot better and I'll take it.

@blakefieri3447

7 ай бұрын

Honestly props to u dude, hope u did call ur kid. Keep doing ur best. U can be a great guy i know it.

@magicmyc2672

6 ай бұрын

Hope you’re doing well dude.

@SecuR0M

5 ай бұрын

@@sebastianthurow605 On the contrary, it helps a lot, because it makes you feel better about your situation. You can then improve it, to be even better, and avoid the same fate.

Correction: Josh doesn't "make a living" from youtube and wands, he has disability (welfare) and is living in subsidized housing. Got to the point where Clint started taking his payments and feeding them out to Josh so he wouldn't spend it all on liqour and grody food combos as well.

@kellymay8208

9 ай бұрын

Grody 😂 haven't heard that word in ages. Definitely a perfect word choice!

@uhtred7860

6 ай бұрын

Oh god his "Food Hacks" 🤮🤮🤮

@DrexSux

6 ай бұрын

I’d still rather pay for Josh’s grody foods (that, by him buying them, supplements the grody-food-business which makes billionaires rich) than pay for billionaire tax breaks 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Lunchladydoyle

6 ай бұрын

@@DrexSuxwhy pay for either ??

@technicallyafox

5 ай бұрын

​​@@Lunchladydoyle one provides food, necessary to live, one lets billionaires continue to not have to make any cuts to their own frivolous, luxury expenses, and would save way more cash

that fucking hehe doll apology was more genuine than 99% of influencer apology vids, i am genuinely shocked about how straightforward and apologetic he was

@baconsarny-geddon8298

11 ай бұрын

RIP Fun-Sized Felicia

@HonorMichigan-nq2kw

11 ай бұрын

@baconsarny-geddon8298 imagine the horrors that little doll endured for the short time it was on this earth. TWU

This is quite sad to see how far this went. For all his issues, watching him self destruct is always heart breaking.

When he apologized for his existence that was some genuinely sad shit. Its hard enough living without some disability like autism, i feel for him.

The more of these I've seen, the more I realize exactly how weird and messed up Chrischan is/was. Most of these guys seem downright normal compared to him.

@RootDRThorne

11 ай бұрын

Cyraxx...

@isaigutierrez1617

11 ай бұрын

@@RootDRThorne or mutated Drachenlord

@bockskarr6626

11 ай бұрын

LMAO!!!! "downright normal compared to him" chrischan is fuct up but lol there's so many depraved degenerates who have done worse. jorp is not downright normal by any means. just visit Boglim Chronicle. How about the one and only cyraxx aka CHASE Wilkins. He's the King of horrorcows. How about vonhelton? I think ppl be throwing lolcow around too much bcuz the ones i follow are the complete polar opposite of "downright normal". Go hang out and become a cool cobra in person or visit 339 lloyd st akron, OH and enjoy their downright normalcy and report back to us on your findings. Nothing normal when its a true lolcow or horrorcow

@fl0atpvnk

11 ай бұрын

Mmyep

@RemoWilliams1227

11 ай бұрын

​@@RootDRThorneoh no he's just as fooked as Chris. Also Larson and Drachencreep of course.

So happy to see that goth, sexy, bad boy and definitely not a sicko being featured here. #TMDWU 🐍

@DrDizzleFrizzle

11 ай бұрын

he's definitely grossed out sexually by ozzy osbourne's grandkids

@Dearest_orugitas

11 ай бұрын

That’s most definitely what’s up

@GeorgiaPeachHolly

11 ай бұрын

Ugh gross

@DecoraGarfoid

11 ай бұрын

Definitely not a sicko.

@TheEDMaddict

11 ай бұрын

ALL HAIL THE KING

honestly, his trolls were more disgusting than he is. "normal" people who feel a need to punch down so much that they compulsively pick on someone whos intellectually stunted.

@Rebrn-bk5em

5 ай бұрын

welcome to the internet

@AndreLuis-gw5ox

2 ай бұрын

Thats the weird truth of lowcows: they attract (usually) smarter and meaner lowcows

@kopykat6843

Ай бұрын

​@@AndreLuis-gw5oxgod damn that's the truest thing I've read in a long time.

Josh unironically seems like a great friend

@Solanin0803

4 ай бұрын

I heard that he once had a fight with Warlord over booze, kicked the guy out and, when he saw that Warlord forgot his phone, Josh smashed it with a hammer and threw it out of his apartment window. I guess if you stay on his good side he could be alright

This man has invaded my psyche. He lives rent free in my mind and I can't stop consuming his tale.

@asdsdawdasxxaswwsda5417

11 ай бұрын

Same here. Why is that? Why are we here? I cannot find any reason for myself. Can you figure it out?

@aarondavis8943

11 ай бұрын

Did you buy a wand? Are you the guy who reviewed that dank ass wand that changed your life? If so, you're a legend.

@tahwoncharay5559

11 ай бұрын

Welcome to the Cobra Nation lol

@bigtoelittlefinger6133

11 ай бұрын

Poke it in the eye and say leave😂

@5milemacc737

11 ай бұрын

twu

"Why the fuck would you think fish is a dairy product? Does it come out of a cow?" "It has protein like milk, milk's a dairy product" That threw me off guard

This really needs the past few months added. The Puff arc, Mead, bug burrito and the meltdown

@SPVC3D0UT

4 ай бұрын

Now the burgussy arc too! Dry Spell broken toobz TWU

This guy reminds me of a boy I knew when I was a teen. Unfortunately he passed away at age 15, he was hit by a car crossing a 6 lane highway on foot in the middle of the night. I feel like if he had grown up he would have been very much like this guy even down to the face, glasses and clothes. It’s so strange that I stumbled across this video today. I have never heard of this guy before and it really made me think of my strange old friend. RIP Will 🙏

@user-xf9xu9vt8y

5 ай бұрын

That'd wild! RiP your friend

@user-xf9xu9vt8y

5 ай бұрын

This dudes a legend lol

@MadScientist267

5 ай бұрын

Needed that surround vision

@Sniperboy5551

4 ай бұрын

Sad, but definitely Darwinism

The "GOOODDDD DAAAAMMMNNITTT" from behind the chair after he falls over never gets old 😂

@justrees4929

3 ай бұрын

I lost it at 1:12:20 "Get outta my way you stupid fkn hat!!"

@jackiespaceman

3 ай бұрын

I literally lolled

I used to hang out with a lot of people like this in middle school and high school because I was sort of a social outcast myself. People like Josh are some of the realest, most honest people you'll ever meet.

@TheNamesTrumbull

10 ай бұрын

Ong.

@Ordinary_BS

10 ай бұрын

Agreed

@jakublulek3261

9 ай бұрын

Which is almost always their downfall.

@tonyelectionfraud669

9 ай бұрын

lol

@TonyDanza4Lyfe

7 ай бұрын

@@jakublulek3261exactly. There’s something called tact that people seem to not be leaning

honestly he is basicly wholesome for a lolcow

@LuciferAlmighty

2 ай бұрын

Far from wholesome

Clint seems like he was a good guy. It seems clear that Josh's problems come from his mom's side considering that fact that Clint was able to get full custody and based on the few pics we have of her...

@happyChappy96621

7 ай бұрын

I mean…Clint isn’t perfect, he’s 40% responsible for the way Josh is.

@irvinclemente2368

7 ай бұрын

it's hard to imagine Clint's train of thought on how he decided to stick his dick on Boglim's biological mom.

@Lunchladydoyle

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@user-od5fh3gn4dClints not rich, his son is special needs and requires extra care, mothers who go to family court get primary custody of their children 92 % of the time. Even when they are in active addiction. We don’t know wether or not his mother was “ nice “ but we know she has a serious mental illness. And not for nothing it’s pretty far fetched to think a man would do his best to father his eccentric depressed son for decades just out of spite towards his ex wife. Your theory sounds like a bad soap opera or a Lifetime movie 😅

@16:00 “He is a short, stout man who smelts metal, makes chain mail and loves riddles.” This “Darfliny” character seems to be quite a genuine and good hearted person who just marches to the beat of his own drum.

@Svoorhout85

5 ай бұрын

If I did those things i'd definetly put that on my internet dating profile. IF you get a match, it should be a good one.

To answer why people are obsessed with him in the shortest way possible "He's unintentionally hilarious" pretty much sums up the "why". Also he's probably the most wholesome Lolcow which adds to his charm.

@publicserviceannouncement4777

7 ай бұрын

Also, makes me feel better about my own life because as bad as things get...they're not that bad in comparison. At least I'm not frying hard-boiled eggs in mountain dew and doritos.

@BzT1012

7 ай бұрын

comparing yourself in a judgmental way is gross & not attractive at all.@@publicserviceannouncement4777

@DrexSux

6 ай бұрын

He’s pretty obviously intentionally trying to make us laugh tho. I followed him on Instagram for years, his stuff is very obviously ironic.

Josh is a good guy who was dealt a crap hand. There is no point for an autistic man to be lonely and unhappy in such harsh truths. He deserves the delusion of love and happiness.

@alitoloco2159

5 ай бұрын

Best proof God exists and hates us. There are so many people like him ans me

@rjayyyy9623

2 ай бұрын

No, josh isn't a good guy. Look up the KingcobraJFS Shit List. You'll see what I'm saying.

@rjayyyy9623

2 ай бұрын

​@@alitoloco2159Have you ever threatened to r*pe your ex, rubbed your erect penis against unsuspecting women, tortured an antelope you and your friend hit in a car and laughed the death of your friends sisters children during an argument? Don't compare yourself to this Boglim dude. You're probably a far better person than he is.

Out of all the lolcows I've looked into, Josh is one of the first I genuinely root for. There doesn't seem to be a bright future, but I hope one day he's able to turn shit around and enjoy his life. Yes, a lot of his current problems are self-inflicted, but let's be real, most of us in life who end up going through problems and hard times are often started due to our own volition and the mistakes we made along the way. You can still acknowledge the flaws and admit the problems a person has caused themselves and still feel empathy for them. Crazy that people can't connect the 2

@antonkovalenko364

5 ай бұрын

Agreed. The two are not mutually exclusive.

@rjayyyy9623

2 ай бұрын

You can't root for a perverted animal abuser though. The guy has shown on multiple occasions that he's wrong in the head. Please look up the KingcobraJFS "shit list" - by Saint Puffers. It's a concise list with links that compiles all his worst behaviour.

@LuciferAlmighty

2 ай бұрын

You really should do some more research on him. You wouldn't root for him if you did.

Have followed Josh since seeing him on the B9 board in around 2009 or so… a little embarrassing just how much of his content I have taken over the years. Josh is different than most “lol cows”. I won’t bother going into why I feel that’s the case but yeah… I go from truly sympathizing with his plight to feeling that he deserves what he gets. I guess that’s what keeps me coming back for more and more. This was a nice and fairly inclusive little doc. Well done. Thanks.

@ihateyoutubecomments8100

11 ай бұрын

You Should be ashamed. And I mean that

@tahwoncharay5559

11 ай бұрын

I feel yac8 go from throwing positive vibes to St8 trolling him about that their literally 3-4 strip clubs that 8f ya got a lil doe ya can get laid to just not wanting to see him destroying himself.... hope he finds his way

@Lololeelee

11 ай бұрын

@@ihateyoutubecomments8100. I don’t think you do.

@AdamOwenBrowning

11 ай бұрын

@@ihateyoutubecomments8100 why are you here then

@moejuggler6033

11 ай бұрын

Yeah that is embarrassing

As an ex-Job Corps student, it's not a boot camp.😂😂😂😂 It's like if college, high school, jail, and a homeless shelter somehow made a baby.

@Danny344S

11 ай бұрын

Yep wouldn’t Recommend it

@jewboi419

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I went there when I was a troubled youth. Seen another kid bite a kids finger off lol.

@Maggot39967

8 ай бұрын

@@jewboi419 Fucking hell now as a troubled youth I feel like I missed out on a trip to the fucked up slave carnival.

@pretzelboi64

8 ай бұрын

I remember watching another troubled KZreadr going through it to become a welder and he seemed real fucking depressed. Like, he had seen more than sparks

@rustyshackelford312

3 ай бұрын

That explains why the jobs he had when he got out were a string of fast food jobs. I was wondering what kind of program do you have to go to prepare for jobs like that?

Truly breaks my heart seeing what has become of him. My daughter is autistic, and people on the Internet are so FN cruel it makes me sick. I really wish the best for him. He clearly needs help. 😢

@terrymortal5517

4 ай бұрын

Don't cross dress and let her make videos online and she'll be fine

@rjayyyy9623

2 ай бұрын

It's his fault though. All he's got to do is stay off of the internet. He refuses to do what's good for him in order to be defiant. There comes a time when autism stops being an excuse.

This man eating catfood is still one of the most funny moments I've seen from him.

The copy cat kobra moment caught me so off guard I was wheezing. The idea of josh actually thinking he needed to prove he's the real cobra is the funniest shit on the planet

@cmen6895

10 ай бұрын

It helped me realize he is at least semi playing a character. I don’t blame him, he’s at work.

@mikeoxlong1395

9 ай бұрын

Wait, does that mean the copycat was really Liquid Snake?

@DioOdinson

7 ай бұрын

Just like the Liquid Chris saga of Chris Chan

@InsomniOwl_

7 ай бұрын

​@@mikeoxlong1395😂

@D00MTR33

5 ай бұрын

I'm the real Cobra, look at my wand I have a wand too. Son of a bitch, I thought that would surely work. Im out of options now. He should have just made a dozen mountain dew eggs and a sushi burger and see if the fake Kobra would eat it too.

I’ve followed Cobes since 2019. So while not exactly a long time watcher, I am well invested into him. Personally he’s the only Lolcow I follow I don’t hate as a person. While unlike Cyraxx, Chris Chan and others who do horrifying things, he’s just a weird dude. He’s almost endearing sometimes, he’s such a unique person.

@rickybobby3960

10 ай бұрын

Yeah Cobes doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. He despises the rest of those sickos and hates being compared to them

@dryses77thegreat

10 ай бұрын

You both need to dig a little deeper into his SA activity and his relationships and how he treats women. He has actually acted upon his urges before and he will again.

@evobe

10 ай бұрын

@@dryses77thegreat you cannot throw SA accusations without providing proof, that's really dangerous and wrong.

@dryses77thegreat

10 ай бұрын

@@evobe bro cobes literally rubbed his junk on waitresses and also trades cigarettes to fuck a pregnant chick. Do not trust lolcows lmao.

@dryses77thegreat

10 ай бұрын

@@evobe I bet you defended Chris chan and I bet you think he's cool again since the charges got dropped. Remember he still finger banged his grandma. OOO also cobra was told to stop staring at his stepsisters chests and to stop stealing their underwear.

I guarantee most of us have made weird noises and stuff when we’re alone, Josh just shared it

The difference between a wizard and a warlock is that a wizard learns magic through studying and practice, while a warlock would have a magical patron who grants them powers based on their devotion. I know no one is talking about this but I had to put it out there since it was brought up.

@mx5701

4 күн бұрын

We get it, you played BG3 once...

@SnugglesConquererofWorlds

4 күн бұрын

@@mx5701 I get it, you have to leave snarky, unoriginal, humorless comments because your dad never told you he was proud of you. You should look into therapy, does a lot more than fail trolling comment sections for attention.

Am i the only one that thinks he looks like an anthropomorphic catfish?

@childofcascadia

22 күн бұрын

No. No you are not. Either a catfish or a pug dog.

@GredelsRage

22 күн бұрын

@@childofcascadia ahhh thanks for the validation. Im really baked do im sending love and peace anf hopes you are doing ok. Remember the world is a better place with you in it.

OMFG I lost it when he just kept getting more and more dye on himself needlessly! Thank you for this lovely and surprisingly wholesome video!

“Thanks for that two dollar donation 😐 I guess 🙄” *tarps off boys* 💀💀💀💀💀

Josh has entertained me for hours, no DAYS, at a time. He’s not a bad guy and unintentionally hilarious. Shout out to seizurerobot 5000.

Say what you want about Josh, the dude is there for his homies in difficult times and that's highly respectable. 22:21

@Dearest_orugitas

11 ай бұрын

Another reason I can’t stop watching him. He’s an enigma

@BaldHeadedManc

11 ай бұрын

​@nosoyallowed828Jesus is his homie, and gay lover.

@levonschaftin3676

11 ай бұрын

he hasn't had homies for a long time.

@jakelynch3450

10 ай бұрын

I'm happy to see a guy actually have fans that give him decent advice I get people troll a little bit but they see him as a good person even Danny Brown said that

@mudkipsmayhem1655

10 ай бұрын

@@jakelynch3450 ​​⁠until they learn more. Everyone feels bad at first until they learn about the autistic girl he admitted to sexually assaulting in the woods, peeing on a live animal his friend hit with a car, or even the time he threatened to murder his friends sister just to name a few horrible actions. Cobra deserves no actual sympathy and it sucks people just looking in think he’s autistic with a few problems. He’s not a good person in any way.

I used to think Cobes lost the genetics lottery right up until I found the hobgoblin himself Cyraxx. I am loving how Cobes hates Cyraxx nowadays and even he gets into trolling Chance 😂

@DecoraGarfoid

11 ай бұрын

I swear his hate for cyrax is him overcompensating. He's so afraid of people thinking he's a "sicko". Cyrax is a sicko.

@Ekdrink

11 ай бұрын

Josh is the hob and raxx is just a regular gob

@chrisdooley1184

11 ай бұрын

@@Ekdrink interesting 🤨. Raxx is waay more vile than Josh imo. He’d be The Great Goblin like in LOTR 😝

@Ekdrink

11 ай бұрын

@@chrisdooley1184 im talking like physically.

@chrisdooley1184

11 ай бұрын

@@Ekdrink oh yeah for sure physically lol

mad respect for Josh helping his friend down off the ledge, GG Cobra

i love the way you narrate, no matter how weird the subject matter you take it in stride!

I started watching this video and couldn’t turn it off. When I finally paused it I feel like my friend had left the room. Me and cobra are best friends now

RIP Homeboy Scotty Around 38:00 “that supposed video needs to be deleted” My favorite part. My face hurts from laughing.

This appeared on suggestions. and is a gem of an upload, narrative is gold. subscribed 💓

him cutting the face off the sex doll sent me into absolute hysterics. you cant make this stuff up lol great video.

Josh reminds me of this roommate I had that killed himself from drinking. I imagine Josh is headed the same way, and that really depresses me. I think many of us view Josh's life and others like him as lessons for ways we shouldn't be.

@SuperBeautifulNoise

10 ай бұрын

The duster is fucking him up too.

@Sevenxsnroses

7 ай бұрын

He’s not Josh Block 😂

@godsrevolver9737

4 ай бұрын

How old was your roommate

@im2craz

4 ай бұрын

in his 60s@@godsrevolver9737

Josh is honesty one of the most "normal" people you have covered. The optimist in me thinks that without his "streaming career", he would have a normal life. Seems very self aware and has a sense of morals that is rare in the most notorious LolCows.

@gyozanomics

10 ай бұрын

Josh is good people

@perspgold8945

10 ай бұрын

nah, the substance abuse and his real world friends would have come in anyway

@Barakon

9 ай бұрын

@@perspgold8945mayhaps or may not.

@matthewhopkins666

9 ай бұрын

Sure, his tale of how he convinced a mentally challenged girl in school to let him touch her up and then he jacked off in front of her screamed of morality to me. The time he found what he claimed was an injured bird in a parking lot so he did a burnout on it with the back wheel of his bicycle was another of his superb moral lessons he shared. Then there's the time he cheated on his girlfriend by sleeping with a pregnant drug addict for a cigarette that's a real moral lesson for every young man out there to learn.

@xhotcoffee

9 ай бұрын

not to mention he gets his pet lizard high and claims he likes it even tho he gets seizures

This guy is so funny. The constant door chimes mixed in with bell chimes in his music, the sushi and doritos on pizza. dropping potatoes into black sludge like hot oil. Its astounding that his still alive, he might be magic tbh

@slimcurry7117

3 ай бұрын

That sludge was oil, he just never cleans

@j.c.d.3399

3 ай бұрын

@@slimcurry7117 "sludge like hot oil"

Job Corps is actually a trade school for people 16-23. I went personally at the age of 21 for plumbing and now own my own HVAC company. It's a great program if you apply yourself

I grew up in a small town with lots of weirdos like this, they aren’t always endearing but there’s a part of me that feels like I know Josh, and I feel sorry for him

I had a friend who was like this only when he got drunk. He is insanely smart when he is sober (thank god he has been for going on 2 years now). One of the smartest and most caring people I've ever met when he's not on the sauce.

@hayleycakes3435

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, some people just don't understand what addiction does to people.

Jesus, ive never seem so many broken people together, this is your funniest and most depressing video, also inspiring in a way, if these guys can hold a job so can i

@ClementeUsonTorner

10 ай бұрын

This is a good portion of population, don't get it wrong.

@Majosephine04

10 ай бұрын

@@ClementeUsonTorner they’re thankfully not to prominent if you actually go outside ever

"I hate life but I won't complain" I honestly want that on a T-shirt

That large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce bit put me in a dissociative state thanks

This guy is unironically a real life adult swim character

Ive been watching Cobra for like 2 years now. And ive genuinely learned more lore about him in this video than all other videos about him combined. Good work !

@alcoholNanxiety-qodt7

11 ай бұрын

I've been watching for awhile not sure I've ever seen a picture of his stepmother on to the rest of the video lol

@Ekdrink

11 ай бұрын

There’s so much more than this. There’s a podcast called snake bones that psychologically breaks him down. They also cover so many good ass moments that people glance over

@HRM.H

11 ай бұрын

​​​​@@Ekdrinkyeah i know, but im talking about in a single video, not a whole series. Not everyone has time to watch 20+ episodes, which are a hour long each. He covered most topics and included alot of lesser known facts in this.

@ProjectRevoltNow

10 ай бұрын

No lie I've watched tons of Cobra stuff and I agree. I never knew about the bug adventure game with the cobra and Steve Irwin being his first point of obsession lol

Genuinely learned to love Cobes.. He's hilarious, his comedic timing is impeccable it's just crazy that it's all unintentional. If only he realised how much a comedic genius he really is he could be a star.

@patrickk.6295

11 ай бұрын

If you remotely think he's funny even unintentionally you are beyond regarded. He's nothing more than an enabled manipulative victim playing Ebeggar.who offers absolutely nothing of entertainment at all. He's not autistic one bit, he is mentally retarded nothing less nothing more.

@acidbath3226

11 ай бұрын

controlled by aliens

@jzjzjzj

11 ай бұрын

@@patrickk.6295"he's not autistic, he's mentally retarded", they're comorbid bruh, im assuming you're both?

@performanceenhancingdude5362

11 ай бұрын

My personal favorite is him sobbing inconsolably over a shooting at a school. Then he lets out “those poor fucking little bastards dude how could they do it!”

@ruthcain2937

11 ай бұрын

His best ever line is intentional. 'Unlike Heavens Gate, my cult says make your own drink combos'

I absolutely died when he was telling off the trolls and opens the fake cigar 😂 amazing timing

The longer you watch, you can see his eyes drift further and further apart. Like they're breaking up with his nose.

This is the most unbiased and organized video I’ve ever seen on this topic. I really appreciate the time that it must’ve taken to put all of this together in a way that makes sense, considering the overwhelming amount of information there is out there about king cobra. The only thing I’m still confused about is why the hell this channel hasn’t blown up yet!

@Kings_Crossing

11 ай бұрын

It's not a small channel by any means though. And once the almighty holy algorithm picks up a few more videos it will grow even further

@user-vr7ok7dj5y

11 ай бұрын

Nah, I prefer Grease Wizzard, Boglim Cronicles, Seizure Robot 5000...The OG Boglim crew does it best. Dunno about all the Cyraxx and Cobra grifters that have popped up this year. Although this does seem really well done...for a newbie

@Ekdrink

11 ай бұрын

@@user-vr7ok7dj5y”grifters” bruh these are lol cows it ain’t that deep😭😭😭

@pabloschweinsteiger3954

10 ай бұрын

British narration, best in the world 🤌🏻😂

I’ve watched Cobra a few times and as weird as he is the stuff he “cooks” is even stranger.

@joshuabullard6602

11 ай бұрын

Strange is putting it nicely. TMDWU

@EdwardVGrimm

11 ай бұрын

It's straight up horrific. #TWU 🐍

@isaigutierrez1617

11 ай бұрын

@@EdwardVGrimm as true as that may be, it's not an insult to any sacred meals that Cooking With Jack has straight butchered in his videos. Like who adds a year old meatloaf to a chili bowl and tries poisoning their entire church congregation during a chili cook-off?

@agamemnonofmycenae5258

11 ай бұрын

​@@isaigutierrez1617Kay may do it.

@LuciferAlmighty

8 ай бұрын

​@isaigutierrez1617 what about cobes roach burrito?

Homeboy Scotty’s methed out swag-walking at the fair is so fucking funny 😂

That poetic summary at the end really encapsulates what I've been thinking while watching the video. He's a character in this modern world, going his own way. I can only respect that.

I just realized this guy is only 1 year older than me. This whole time I was imagining that he's like 45 and aging poorly

@alexsdemkin

11 ай бұрын

A harcore diet of booze and energy drinks will age you

"I'll smoke you till you're dead" I'm going to start threatening people with that

@nonope9870

11 ай бұрын

One of the best Cobes quotes

@lifeisace

11 ай бұрын

My favourite cobes line 😂

WOW, Clint riding his bus to talk to the kids almost brings a tear to my eye. What a good dude.

I love how close to being self-aware he is, especially in the older days. 33:14 & 40:04 Him also reading all those hate comments in front of Couch Chris is funny af. Like it just kept going lmao

Young josh is so depressing to see he actually seemed like a cool dude to chill with it's a shame he rotted his own mind

Woah, I wasn't expecting his music to be that GOOD. I mean, good as in... it's so insane it actually becomes fascinating. He's so furiously incompetent at it that other experimental musicians could only DREAM of emulating his.... genius.

@matthewbadger8685

8 ай бұрын

when the bells hit my jaw dropped

@an_annanas

5 ай бұрын

It's like every part of the song was composed in complete isolation from every other part. Truly fascinating.

@derekm424

5 ай бұрын

It was literal ear grape.

@SuperMegaWoofer3000

4 ай бұрын

Outsider music. It’s a big fascinating topic. Check out a song called Walking the Cow by Daniel Johnston.

@Solanin0803

4 ай бұрын

​@@matthewbadger8685Yeah man. That's the sound of Josh's clocktower gothic dream house.

I see no real problems with this dude? It's super sad that he just gets drunk alone and eats loads of junk food now but honestly I think he seems like a level headed and kind guy............

It's like Dwight Schrute was a stoner goth kid. Though seriously the guy is a lot more sane than alot of other lolcows. I hope someone has an intervention on his drinking.

Darfliny giving his local cops girlscout cookies was honestly kinda cute.

@thesausage351

10 ай бұрын

That was the video that made me realise just how short Darf actually is. I thought he was on his knees but he’s just a manlet

He wasn't swimming in kittens since not many young women are into avantgarde 12-tone experimental jazz

@trustworthydan

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Dude, thank you for making these videos. You're my new favorite channel and entertainment that genuinely makes me laugh. All of your videos are golden.

The drawings of the dream house almost gave me a simultaneous aneurysm and heart attack. My poor architect's heart can't take that kind of abuse.

26:40 When Josh read the comments roasting his friend living on the couch I laughed hard af, he just kept reading and reading while his friend was getting roasted to a crisp looking salty as hell lol.

@blakefieri3447

7 ай бұрын

Just recently had to kick a "guest" out of my house and wish i could have had chat roast him like this holy shit

@Wizardboz

4 ай бұрын

Lol I almost crying this is hilarious

In Chris' defense it would be realllllyyy fucckiiing hard not to correct someone that fish isn't a dairy product.

Anyone else impressed with how he used his wand to change traffic signals?

Omg the part with the grease fire and he's just still cooking it and yelling at it to stop 😂

The amount of myself that I see in this guy is depressing me. At least he has great taste in music and favorite colors.

@HawKNLoaD

11 ай бұрын

You and @CecilMcfly could make a lolcow documentary that would break the internet

@jonnybrello4360

11 ай бұрын

Josh is easily the most likable of "lolcows".

@DecoraGarfoid

11 ай бұрын

​@@jonnybrello4360no

@themoribundapathetic4530

11 ай бұрын

This is so real😭😭😭