‘no fap wizards’ sounds like a dnd campaign ngl

@FilmCooper

Ай бұрын

Warlock whose patron is just his own cum. Someone call Brennan Lee Mulligan

@ChaosTheoriesLux

Ай бұрын

It really does. Hopefully ironically. But these dudes probably don't play DnD. It's like with incels. Do they really want to make this subject their whole personality?

@melomeline

Ай бұрын

@@FilmCooper NOT BRENNAN GELP

@tsfuthepodcastlive

Ай бұрын

This comment wins 😂

@unicornmustache9273

Ай бұрын

@@FilmCooperthere’s no chance my fav commentator likes psych AND POSSIBLY D20?

I’m a Christian woman but these men scare me so much, the aggression towards women is so scary and disgusting. I genuinely think they don’t read the New Testament because Jesus would NOT be cool with their behavior.

@kailanerman5090

Ай бұрын

They give off Samson vibes (not a guy to be admired)

@urdadsbigtoe123

Ай бұрын

doesnt the bible say somwthing about treating women as u treat urself

@Allexxai_

Ай бұрын

@@kailanerman5090fr everytime i read judges im just like “that man was nasty” but it’s lookin like theres a lot of Samsons 😭💀

@sharonyang3927

Ай бұрын

same hahaha I clicked the video feeling defensive about this but I immediately understood how weird these specific guys are

@ChaosTheoriesLux

Ай бұрын

The difference between a true Christian and a "Christian Nationalist" is only one group actually follows the teachings of Christ.

As a Christian girl these videos always creep me out. It’s always men talking about women and their sexual activities.

@ZebraLuv

Ай бұрын

You're lucky you didn't find the podcasts from their wives. All they talk about is how their husbands ab*se them and learning to enjoy it.

@kiki_beex

Ай бұрын

Girl same, i need to see better Christian representation in the media😭😭

@babygirafffe

Ай бұрын

Help same but bro this video made me feel like crap because I do keep “relapsing” and I’m trying to work through it but him laughing at God still loving me made me feel like a horrible person

@Sleeplittlesheeps22

27 күн бұрын

History loves too reapeat itself

@Sleeplittlesheeps22

27 күн бұрын

​@@babygirafffe That made no sense 5:30 god gave people free will hence why we can laugh at him, and hence why you continously relapse. Stop looking at god as the main reason for your changes and look at who you want to be for yourself and the people you love. If you believe in God use the freewill he gives you to live a good life instead of blaming everything on the world around you.

My favorite 'side-eye' happens when people DON'T know Alexander the Great was queer.

@alexv3372

Ай бұрын

Can you provide an example of his queerness for the class?

@TheOfficialDirtyDan

Ай бұрын

@@alexv3372 We know that he was married three times, and that he sired one legitimate heir, Alexander IV of Macedonia, who was born after the death of his father. So, we know that he certainly had relations with women. Many of the claims regarding Alexander's sexuality come due to his relationship with his cavalry commander, Hephaestion. "Mask of Command" (1987), which examined Alexander's leadership style, shows the deep relationship between the two. They were childhood friends, and Hephaestion was an inner member of Alexander's war council. They were said to be companions in everything and often would regale together. On Hephaestion's death, Alexander weeped for days, and was said to have thrown himself upon his body. He gave Hephaestion an astoundingly lavish funeral, and requested for him to be remembered as a "Divine Hero". Doesn’t sound very straight to me ngl. A man can be bisexual and have mostly women…

@mediummunchkin8891

Ай бұрын

@@alexv3372he was from ancient Greece. which if you dont know was one of the historically gayest nations aside from ancient Rome. there is very rarely a character in their mythos or historical records that hasn’t had sexual relations with the same sex. infact the gods they worshiped have had many stories where they “have relations” with the same gender

@outlawsyl

Ай бұрын

@@TheOfficialDirtyDan I wouldn't call that queer, if I had a ton of money for my best friend's funeral I'd do the same. I did end up marrying my best friend in real life though and we were just really good gym bros so maybe you're onto something xD

@tysonvslewis12

Ай бұрын

@@outlawsylno the story of David and Jonathon is pretty clearly a story of gay interest in the very least. A lack of gay sex does not then make it a non gay story. It’s the attraction towards members of the same sex that makes us gay, not the act itself. The act is an expression of that interest but it is not attraction itself

The title geniuenly caught me off guard

@meggalloway7141

Ай бұрын

Caught me off guard too.

@Thatgirlclev

Ай бұрын

No cause like what in the unvirgin Mary-

@smoofur

Ай бұрын

real 😭

@misty5882

Ай бұрын

the way you spelled genuinely caught me off guard

@lexigotsas

Ай бұрын

Im just starting the video and I’m so confused😂

"is it Jesus or Jesuses? Love you" pure couple goals

@MonolithicCyanTsunami

Ай бұрын

It’s jesi (like meese and geese)

@erimationss

Ай бұрын

😭they’re such a cute coupleeee

@goobercruncher

Ай бұрын

@@MonolithicCyanTsunami jeese

@Archon_of_Freedom_

Ай бұрын

I think it's Jesus's. Also yes, they are an adorable couple!! 🥰 Another thing, masterbation isn't a sin, adultery is. So he's wrong. Also, God calls his people not to judge. It says it in the COMMANDMENTS. He is already sinning. God called us to help guide people, not shame, judge and hate them. He's miserable, therefore he strives to drag others down with him. He can't expect the world to change their beliefs and opinions, for his own comfort. Reality doesn't work like that, if anything HE'S the one who needs to get right with God. He's the angry one spewing absolute fuckin nonsense. This is coming from a Christian too, he's a judgemental little shit. I hope he gets help and isn't so damn miserable anymore. If not, he'll push everyone away and die alone and THAT is on him.

@ely_wannadie

Ай бұрын

@@MonolithicCyanTsunamiyou mean like cacti and octopi?

As a Christian, I’m honestly tired of seeing people force our religion on others. I’m all about spreading God’s love, but when people reject it you’ve gotta step back, man. It’s honestly annoying and ruins my religion’s reputation 🙄

@The_Great_Depression

10 күн бұрын

Thanks for that ❤ because you can’t force someone to accept your religion and trying to will just push them away from something they might’ve been open to if it were discussed with them in the right way/environment. I will never be offended by someone sharing their religion with me, I love to learn and I’m glad for anyone who’s found a means of peace and comfort going through life. What I HATE is when someone religious tells me I can’t have morals if I’m not part of their religion, that I can’t truly love without god, that coming to their religion will magically soothe all of my issues, or anything along those lines. I’m not Christian, but my mother in law is and I love to ask her questions about things I don’t understand regarding Christianity. I’ve even agreed to have my child baptized if/when her son and I have one, because it won’t hurt anything in my opinion, but will bring her a great amount of peace because she believes you need to be baptized to get into heaven. She does hope that her son and I do accept her god in our lifetime for the same reason, but she has never been forceful about it, it’s just what she hopes for because she loves us.

@Cody56719

8 күн бұрын

thank you :,)

@radioactive_baby0706

4 күн бұрын

Especially when some "Christians" start fear mongering or insulting these people and completely forget the loving part is crazy.

@saudade969

2 күн бұрын

The only way you can truly spread God's love is through kindness

@itscthuwu5125

Күн бұрын

Your version of Christianity must be new, because as a religion, Christians hold the body count... as in the amount of people they've killed in the name of it.

as a christian (especially a christian woman), we don't claim them.

@alexv3372

Ай бұрын

Yeah as a Christian me to

@MikeAftonsWife

Ай бұрын

real

@babygirafffe

Ай бұрын

Same. But does it make me a bad person if I keep “relapsing” it made me feel like crap when he laughed at the part that said God would still love you

@32JEAN34

Ай бұрын

@@babygirafffe I didn't watch the full video so I just assume you mean the youtuber laughed at the thought that God would still love us if we relapsed? Please don't feel like crap. I think as long as you know you'll always need God and are dependent on Him and know in your heart you want to strive to be more like Jesus, be assured that you are saved. Anyone else would just give up. So you're definitely on the right track. Keep holding on to the promises He gave us: " Rom. 8 Verses 38 to 39 [38] For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, [39] Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord."

@babygirafffe

Ай бұрын

@@32JEAN34 thank you! I needed that

"I rejected prn! That's why I post half-naked thirst traps to Instagram!" - These guys

@stefhanysilva3823

Ай бұрын

Right, the hypocrisy

@kakyoin5862

Ай бұрын

it’s meant to inspire men, but I see your point…

@inconspicuousrobot2685

Ай бұрын

As a jojo fan I know exactly what to do when I see a half naked dude 🤤🤤🤤

@_sleepylass_

Ай бұрын

@@kakyoin5862 'inspiring' men by posting thirst traps? sounds pretty gay to me

@alisaagainsthumanity

Ай бұрын

for other dudes…

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT TIKTOK CHRISTIANS ARE SO SEXUAL FOR NO REASON

@Hoppy_is_a_bunny

Ай бұрын

Oh no you’re not alone with this. We all think they are

@bullymaguireisdead

Ай бұрын

and they always want to get married at like 16 😭

@aIchemizedlemniscate

Ай бұрын

md...

@m1ffy-ed1tz

Ай бұрын

@@aIchemizedlemniscate yessiree!! :D

@aIchemizedlemniscate

Ай бұрын

@@m1ffy-ed1tz :3

as a native person, i find it uncomfortable these men look up to those colonizer soldiers of the roman empire. why do you want to “conquer” a nation? that’s just pathetic to me. priding yourself in violence? weirdos.

@o0ugi860

Ай бұрын

So u also shouldn't look up to ur native ancestors surely? The natives were super territorial (like most people who functioned in tribes), they also wanted to 'conquer' each other. I only say this cus I think its super wierd to preface ur statement with "as a native..." like that changes anything. The natives conquered each other and would've colonised other areas had they the ability to (just like how any other tribal society would've/did). So when u preface ur statement with that, its as if ur implying that the natives were actually NOT super territorial and violent against outsiders and eachother, which they definitely were.

@zanderdev57

28 күн бұрын

We talk about these guys because their legacy is a testament to greatness and strength. It isnt so much about conquering and killing as much as it is about the ability to unify under one flag or creed and do great things as a team. The personal sacrifices, the great triumphs, overcoming adversity, etc. If someone took over the world, that means they won a fight against everyone else at the same time. As for your ancestors, they leave little room for you to talk. You cant be proud to be native and just sweep the crazy stuff they were up to under the rug. Scalping, burning villages, even documented cannibalism practices. The term savage is cruel to use on your people but for many tribes they were quick to show savage brutality on their enemies. Your people are hardly the pocahontas shown in the disney movies but love to be proud of your heritage as long as you can pretend to be like that

@swagistan69420

26 күн бұрын

Bruh come on this is the worst argument you can make for these men. I can make the same argument about how diverse, egalitarian, and freeing the Roman republic/empire was. No nation is perfect

@ciarakristos111

25 күн бұрын

The Romans were not a people to be admired or revered. F*ck the Romans. They're ridiculously overrated.

@void_boy_xx

23 күн бұрын

@@o0ugi860 talking to a native about how natives acted is crazy

as a Christian woman who has literally been studying scripture since I started school, I could give a mile long list of how problematic their behavior and obsession is 😭😭😭

@Marika_ER

Ай бұрын

Well then you should know that you shouldn't speak up without your husband present

@boki6831

14 күн бұрын

Nowhere in the bible that says that. There is a verse that says if a woman has a question at the early church, she should wait until after the service to ask or ask her husband to avoid disrupting the service. But modern churches have equal outlets for asking questions now. Nowhere that says woman should stay quiet and mother marry was def not the quiet type. ​@@Marika_ER

@Basicboy16

6 күн бұрын

@@Marika_ERThats not what the bible says!

@Marika_ER

6 күн бұрын

@@Basicboy16 that is quite literally what the bible says. Women are to be seen not heard. She may only speak with her husband present

@Basicboy16

6 күн бұрын

@@Marika_ER that stems from misunderstanding of certain verses that are taken out of context for example paul speaking about woman being silent in the church,he wasnt saying woman only but that people shouldn’t b disruptive in church services,the church in that city had an issue with feminism as it was in a feminist culture. I would suggest you do your research.Our God is a holy God so it isnt possible for him to condone sexism.Ive intensely studied the New Testament and researched everything ive found possibly questionable and ive not ever come to that conclusion.I am a firm Christian and follower of Christ,i would not be if he condoned such things.

My first sexual abuser was a guy in my church youth group who became a youth leader at a church the month after he r worded me. They're like this.

@Waffles164

Ай бұрын

Holy shit that's terrible hope your getting better from that awful experience

@Strawberrybeaches

Ай бұрын

I’m so sorry I hope you get your justice!!

@candi4202

Ай бұрын

That's horrible, hopefully you have healed. Some are really good

@OscarLangleySoryu

Ай бұрын

@@candi4202”some are really good” just curious, what’s your diagnosis

@Atwistedandbrokentale

Ай бұрын

That’s horrible. I hope you got your justice

There's a term for people like this in AA. They're called "dry drunks." Instead of dealing with the problems that led to their addiction, they get obsessed with a replacement for the original addiction

@ChristinaFromYoutube

Ай бұрын

But AA will also tell you that your addiction is constantly lurking "doing pushups in the parking lot" and its fear-based compliance. No one that afraid will ever be free.

@ChristinaFromYoutube

Ай бұрын

My sponsor was terrified of missing a meeting and I am not willing to live in fear. AA is not a good model of healthy behavior.

@sunnyandthechlo

Ай бұрын

@@ChristinaFromKZread That doesn't change the fact that the statement is true.

@joeyrufo

Ай бұрын

It's like, yeah, sometimes that "replacement" is AA itself! Whoa! Spiderman meme! 🤯🤪

@ChristinaFromYoutube

Ай бұрын

@@sunnyandthechlo its just ironic af given the source

i can't be the only one who loves Cooper's Christianity rants. too many people use the bible as a weapon without even knowing what it really means

@void_boy_xx

23 күн бұрын

it literally said gouge your eyes out if youre tempted by a woman so it just sounds like a skill issue for these...creatures

@TheLark7567

9 күн бұрын

Exactly, these dudes arent even Christian at this point, just loud mouths who parade around using our relationship with God as a way to bully and spew their misconceptions at people

As a gay man I always love the “semen retention” theory. So like, am I more powerful for bringing in more semen from outside sources? 👀

I read the title as sexually obese and I ran to double check and I honestly can't say that it got any better when I read it correctly 💀

@smoofur

Ай бұрын

OH MY FUCKJIG GOD 😭😭😭

@Cowplants_are_cool

Ай бұрын

same 😭😭😭

@themelnova

Ай бұрын

how can one even be sexually obese im sobbing

@smoofur

Ай бұрын

CRYING

@mightymeatymech

Ай бұрын

@@themelnova i'm tryna imagine it, it's like imagining a 4D cube

Between the crazy Christians and alpha male podcasts, I genuinely worry for straight men. They really have garbage information coming at them from all angles lmao

@henotic.essence

Ай бұрын

Its all junk food for the ego. Either lean towards a conservative view (man on top, women below) or the alpha male/non-religious route, which is the same shit without using God to justify being an ass. I'm a Christian and it's really discouraging to see the God of Love being used in so much negativity

@angelheartzz6350

Ай бұрын

@@henotic.essenceyou explained straight men in an nutshell 🫣 .

@DGregory-rx2mi

Ай бұрын

​@angelheartzz6350 plenty of straight men who don't lean into any of these two distortions

@androow1983

Ай бұрын

Yeah but most men ignore it. Usually the very lonely men who get brainwashed into that stuff, which is still a big amount.

@androow1983

Ай бұрын

@@angelheartzz6350 Well that's just incorrect. Most men do not view women as lesser.

0:02 shes so pretty =D

@mennanotyou

Ай бұрын

Who is she ?

@kazuyahirako4843

Ай бұрын

​@@mennanotyouShe kinda looks like Sophia Diamond. 😅

@ZeCroutonLord

Ай бұрын

@@mennanotyoushe’s his fiancée

@faiiryfrogg

3 күн бұрын

@@kazuyahirako4843i’m sure she is, no?

@emm_777

20 сағат бұрын

@@kazuyahirako4843It is Sophia Diamond.

“Bro has a low tapered fade; he knows about Christianity. He just wants to get to his class.” 12:48 LMFAOOOOO

“but that’s just me” we all say in unison…

@arynxxx

Ай бұрын

the way ive started saying that tho

@TH3RE4LKFC

Ай бұрын

TMF FAN FOUND IN THE WILD??

@Akademi_123

Ай бұрын

But that’s just me

Fun fact: Alexander the great actually was kinda bisexual and had several aromatic relationships with botb men and women.

@PaperLoser-gv4wb

Ай бұрын

You mean Romantic?

@marshalmichelney-bc8qn

Ай бұрын

Also fun fact. Alexander was long before Christianity. That’s not the own you all keep saying it is. Dude literally thought himself a God. 0 to do with Christianity.

@AmaraJordanMusic

Ай бұрын

He was a real one. His body was under a glass dome for ages and some people thought he was a messiah that would come back to life one day. His tomb was guarded for centuries. My favorite conquerer.

@RangersGirlJackie99

Ай бұрын

My time has come! Enjoy this wall of text from someone whose loves to translate classical passages about ancient queers and trans people: Definitely some romance in there, but according to Quintus Curtius, Plutarch, etc., it was only really with Bagoüs/Bagoas. He only married his wives for political reasons and to have an heir, yes, but I believe he really was infatuated with Bagoas. About their first meeting, Curtius writes, "Inter quae Bagoas erat, specie singulari spado atque in ipso flore pueritiae, cui et Dareus adsuetus fuerat et mox Alexander adsuevit: eiusque maxime precibus motus Nabarzani ignovit." is something along the lines of "Between [Nabarzanes and Alexander] was Bagoas, a eunuch who was foremost in beauty and in the very flower of his youth, whom Darius had been accustomed to 'being with' [this language is just as loaded in Latin as it is in English lol] and Alexander would, too, soon: so exceptional was his dancing that Nabarzanes was pardoned." and "Nam cum omnes amicos regis donis super ipsorum vota coluisset, Bagoae spadoni, qui Alexandrum obsequio corporis devinxerat sibi, nullum honorem habuit: admonitusque a quibusdam, perquam Alexandro cordi esse, respondit, amicos regis, non scorta se colere nec moris esse Persis, mares ducere, qui stupro effeminarentur" roughly is "Upon being admonished for the fact that to all of the friends of the king, colossal gifts had been given, but to Bagoas the eunuch, who had made himself tightly bound to Alexander through [very much literally] the yielding/service/submission of the body, and to whose heart he was exceedingly close, there were none; Alexander responded that as Persian friends of the king, it should not be customary to look after that whore who tempts men to lust/debauchery by making himself a woman." And somewhere in Plutarch (I'm going from memory now, it's getting late here) is when Alexander hosted a festival celebrating their victory in India, and when Bagoas won the dancing competition, they strode up to Alexander and seated themself beside him. Then, after some encouraging from the Macedonians around them, he kissed Bagoas twice. I think that Alexander made a public show of *not* being romantically involved with Bagoas in order to appear as this singleminded statesman and conqueror of the world -- especially when it was in a setting with foreign leaders -- but really it was something of an open secret that the two of them were extremely close, both romantically and sexually, and during their long campaign, the Macedonian camp grew quite fond of the little Persian dancer who was always attached to Alexander at the hip. Quick note: I use "they" in reference to Bagoas because it's not as clear as it is in some cases (cough cough _Avitus_ cough cough) how they felt about themself. Though, in reading a lot of classical history, it becomes apparent that it is much more significant and is almost always mentioned when a eunuch is _not_ extremely effeminate in every way (e.g., the Achaemenid general and minister Bagoas; Ptolemy Philometor's childhood friend Aristonicus; Ptolemy Philometor's *_other_* childhood friend and insinuated lover Eulaeus; etc, etc.), so I guess we can make assumptions about how Bagoas carried themself based on what isn't mentioned. --------------------------------------------------------------------- (edited in because it looks like YT doesn't like this as a standalone for some reason?) You've waited for it! The official part two to my above comment that includes quotes from Plutarch and Athenaeus! I'll give the respective translations from Perrin and Bohn, then come back at some point and give some of my own commentary on some word choice and phrasing in the translations themselves. "ἐπεὶ δὲ ἧκε τῆς Γεδρωσίας εἰς τὸ βασίλειον, αὖθις ἀνελάμβανε τὴν στρατιὰν πανηγυρίζων. λέγεται δὲ μεθύοντα αὐτὸν θεωρεῖν ἀγῶνας χορῶν, τὸν δὲ ἐρώμενον Βαγώαν χορεύοντα νικῆσαι καὶ κεκοσμημένον διὰ τοῦ θεάτρου παρελθόντα καθίσαι παρ᾽ αὐτόν: ἰδόντας δὲ τοὺς Μακεδόνας κροτεῖν καὶ βοᾶν φιλῆσαι κελεύοντας, ἄχρι οὗ περιβαλὼν κατεφίλησεν." "Moreover, when he came to the royal palace of Gedrosia, he once more gave his army time for rest and held high festival. We are told, too, that he was once viewing some contests in singing and dancing, being well heated with wine, and that his favourite, Bagoas, won the prize for song and dance, and then, all in his festal array, passed through the theatre and took his seat by Alexander's side; at sight of which the Macedonians clapped their hands and loudly bade the king kiss the victor, until at last he threw his arms about him and kissed him tenderly." "φιλόπαις δ᾽ ἦν ἐκμανῶς καὶ Ἀλέξανδρος ὁ βασιλεύς. Δικαίαρχος γοῦν ἐν τῷ περὶ τῆς ἐν Ἰλίῳ Θυσίας Βαγώου τοῦ εὐνούχου οὕτως αὐτόν φησιν ἡττᾶσθαι ὡς ἐν ὄψει θεάτρου ὅλου καταφιλεῖν αὐτὸν ἀνακλάσαντα, καὶ τῶν θεατῶν ἐπιφωνησάντων μετὰ κρότου οὐκ ἀπειθήσας πάλιν ἀνακλάσας ἐφίλησεν. Καρύστιος δ᾽ ἐν Ἱστορικοῖς Ὑπομνήμασι ‘ Χάρωνι, φησί, τῷ Χαλκιδεῖ παῖς καλὸς ἦν καὶ εἶχεν εὖ πρὸς αὐτόν. ὡς δ᾽ Ἀλέξανδρος παρὰ Κρατερῷ αὐτὸν ἐπῄνεσεν γενομένου πότου, ὁ Χάρων ἐκέλευσε τὸν παῖδα καταφιλῆσαι τὸν Ἀλέξανδρον καὶ ὃς ' μηδαμῶς, εἶπεν, οὐ γὰρ οὕτως ἐμὲ εὐφρανεῖ ὡς σὲ λυπήσει ὥσπερ γὰρ ἦν ἐρωτικὸς ὁ βασιλεὺς οὗτος, οὕτως καὶ πρὸς τὸ καθῆκον ἐγκρατὴς καὶ πρὸς τὸ πρεπωδέστατον" "Alexander the king was also very much in the habit of giving in to this fashion. Accordingly, Dicæarchus, in his treatise on the Sacrifice at Troy, says that he was so much under the influence of Bagoas the eunuch, that he embraced him in the sight of the whole theatre; and that when the whole theatre shouted in approval of the action, he repeated it. And Carystius, in his Historic Commentaries, says,-“Charon the Chalcidian had a boy of great beauty, who was a great favourite of his: but when Alexander, on one occasion, at a great entertainment given by Craterus, praised this boy very much, Charon bade the boy go and salute Alexander: and he said, 'Not so, for he will not please me so much as he will vex you.' For though the king was of a very amorous disposition, still he was at all times sufficiently master of himself to have a due regard to decorum, and to the preservation of appearances" I particularly enjoy the one from Plutarch because it just paints this picture of Bagoas in their "full festal array" striding up to and sitting with a quite drunk Alexander, and the whole crowd just starts chanting "kiss! kiss! kiss!" And it's all the more meaningful because Athenaeus paints this picture (which I went into a bit) that Alexander was very good at keeping this mask of coldness or whatnot, even in Athenaeus' anecdote about Alexander declining to accept this "boy of great beauty's" salute. So Athenaeus even states that he was "master of himself at all times" for "the preservation of appearances," but was of a "very amorous disposition" (presumably, with respect to Bagoas, whom he just mentioned). Bagoas must have been quite special to have had Alexander "so much under the influence." And I'll throw in a little bonus content from right before the previous Athenaeus quote, with regards to the Spartans and Myrmidons because both have been singled out by conservatives as targets of "nuh uhhh, they weren't gaaaay" circlejerking -- viz., 300 or any conservative video on Achilles and Patroclus (the former of which was a Myrmidon). "παρὰ δὲ Σπαρτιάταις, ὡς Ἅγνων φησὶν ὁ Ἀκαδημαικός, πρὸ τῶν γάμων ταῖς παρθένοις ὡς παιδικοῖς νόμος ἐστὶν ὁμιλεῖν. καὶ γὰρ ὁ νομοθέτης Σόλων ἔφη: μηρῶν ἱμείρων καὶ γλυκεροῦ στόματος. Αἰσχύλος τε καὶ Σοφοκλῆς ἀναφανδὸν ἔφασαν, ὃ μὲν Μυρμιδόσιν: σέβας δὲ μηρῶν ἁγνὸν οὐκ ἐπῃδέσω, ὦ δυσχάριστε τῶν πυκνῶν φιλημάτων, ὃ δ᾽ ἐν Κολχίσιν περὶ Γανυμήδους τὸν λόγον ποιούμενος: μηροῖς ὑπαίθων τὴν Διὸς τυραννίδα." "But among the Spartans, as Agnon the Academic philosopher tells us, girls and boys are all treated in the same way before marriage: for the great lawgiver Solon has said- Admiring pretty legs and rosy lips;- as Aeschylus and Sophocles have openly made similar statements; the one saying, in the Myrmidons- You paid not due respect to modesty, Led by your passion for too frequent kisses;- and the other, in his Colchian Women, speaking of Ganymede, says- Inflaming with his beauty mighty Jove."

@elif_g24

Ай бұрын

​@@PaperLoser-gv4wb no aromatic means there was no romance and they were just fucking

0:37 Alexander Hamilton wrote zesty letters to John Lawrence. His point is immediately proven wrong.

@ZeCroutonLord

Ай бұрын

LMAO WHAT

@zombiefuvker

19 күн бұрын

"i wish, my dear laurens, it might be in my power, by action rather than words, to convince you that i love you. i shall only tell you that till you bade us adieu, i hardly knew the value you had taught my heart to set upon you."

@melaniefernandez6224

2 күн бұрын

Wrong Alexander !! 😅

@OctoJuice

2 күн бұрын

@@melaniefernandez6224 Right Alexander. There is historical evidence.

@melaniefernandez6224

Сағат бұрын

@@OctoJuice you’re referencing the wrong Alexander in terms of the video. They said Alexander the Great, you’re saying Alexander Hamilton.

david, if i remember correctly, had a total of FIVE HUNDRED WIVES AND CONCUBINES COMBINED by the end of his reign

@enammemberseptember7366

17 күн бұрын

That's Solomon, and it's 1000 combined . 700 wives and 300 concubines.

@katerinaadriah

8 күн бұрын

David just kidnapped and raped Bathsheba, forcing her to marry him after sending her husband to the front line of battle and having him killed, and then weeping for himself as he watched his own beloved god murder his unborn child with her as punishment for his sin

the way cooper’s background looks like a church is sending me 💀💀💀

@WTMR-FM

Ай бұрын

the catacombs maybe

@kiki_beex

Ай бұрын

THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING

The worst ones to me are the ones where they pretend "catch" their daughter in "action" with someone. It always makes me feel sick

@nifesimisamuel9426

Ай бұрын

I once had a male friend who made a joke like this... I called him out on it. The next thing, over the next couple years he begins to get more and more religious... eventually even starting to judge me for being irreligious and a tarot reader... he was always talking about women and relationships like this too but then would try to flirt with me and make moves. Had to cut him off after he touched me inappropriately... these men are weird and super stressful to be around.

@get.sassyxd

Ай бұрын

Why are these types always so obsessed with their daughters body and parts? Like, how the daughter dresses, every tiny way the daughter acts (down to the laugh) and who they are "seeing". Hyper fixated on their daughters. It's f-ing creepy! I've heard one say "it's your job not to temp man so you can't wear/do that" uh...did you just admit to them "temping" you or am I reading too far into it? I get wanting the best for your child, wanting them to be happy and "live the right way" in your eyes...but after sometime, it's just obsessive and creepy.

@uhhlars

Ай бұрын

​​@@get.sassyxd EXACTLY, in general old-school christian parents, men AND women, can be like this, and it's SO weird???

@ninny_alt

Ай бұрын

@@get.sassyxd real the obsession with virginity over their children especially girls is insane

@coffeebux

Ай бұрын

There's enough of those to be a genre...?

And people still ask me why I’m lesbian

@booterfly6367

Ай бұрын

Lmaooo

@Harukaluin19

21 күн бұрын

Lmao that's a stupid question tho, there's no why to it , you just are

@StarxMoonOnPawzzz

20 күн бұрын

@@Harukaluin19 Ik, it’s just for the bit/joke lol I don’t have a reason to like women I just *_do_*

@saudade969

2 күн бұрын

Lol

I’m not actually Christian, but shoutout to the gurch (gay church) I used to attend because I wanted more queer friends. 11/10 experience, the pastor was trans, they had potlucks, and most of them were 60+ cause it was in a retirement community. Coolest group of people I’ve ever met

@21habitS

13 күн бұрын

omg your slenderverse pfp

@yeahok8259

11 күн бұрын

@@21habitS Ahaha

out of all the biblical characters ur gonna pick DAVID as an example of being free from “sexual sin”??? i legit laughed out loud

@mialeroux2943

Ай бұрын

I sropped the video and laughed so hard. David??????? Mister christian go read your bible lol.

@UlexiteTVStoneLexite

Ай бұрын

​@@mialeroux2943we all know they're not reading it

@beforesomeduring7330

Ай бұрын

Wasn’t David in love with Saul’s son, Jonathan?

@UlexiteTVStoneLexite

Ай бұрын

@@beforesomeduring7330 yepppppp

@gabirivera1345

Ай бұрын

@@beforesomeduring7330 he also hooked up with a married woman, got her pregnant, and sent her husband out knowing he was going to die in battle

I’m a 45 year old woman, I have never wanted to submit to anyone and never will. I was the main breadwinner till my children grew up. My man worked part time and took care of the kids. Now he works full time like me. My kids had their parents and we now make bank. So i have been lucky in both parts of my life, then and now

@Crisjola

Ай бұрын

This is the relationship my own bf/SO aspire toward (though with a slightly different split of potential kids due to medical). Thank you for posting, as an early thirties woman who grew up surrounded by dead beats and feels weirdly lucky to have a relationship where he doesn’t feel threatened by my existence.

@user-qe9sr7ni6c

Ай бұрын

I’m sure you did not just popped them out and went back to work right after, or you probably live in the 90% of country where 90% of people don’t have a parental insurance. A man will always be a provider during pregnancy or birth. 🫣

@ninny_alt

Ай бұрын

@@user-qe9sr7ni6c that's only because the laws for new mothers in the work force are horrible in most of the US but go off i guess

@user-qe9sr7ni6c

Ай бұрын

@@ninny_alt Not a societal issue. A political issue that can be solved with…. A team of two people assuming what they’re best at😂 (One provide for the other when they can’t like for new mothers in work force). If the army chose to have a baby with a man that no longer wants to / can’t provide for her while she’s 9 month or about to pop that’s not my problem. That’s a societal issue that’s been created since we’re pushing women to work so much. They’re not mothers anymore and wonder why no one is helping them once at birth

@komal146

Ай бұрын

@@user-qe9sr7ni6c tell me you're uneducated about history and economics without telling me. dude, most women have always worked and putting all the burden of livelihood on men didn't benefit men btw. i got other what if scenarios that your 50s ad campaign driven statement won't provide any practical answers for.

10:54 SOCIETY IS S*XUALIZING MY BEETLEJUICE SOUNDTRACK?!?!??

@uhhlars

Ай бұрын

they're sexualizing the happy birthday song?? 💔💔💔 /lh

@macdeus2601

Ай бұрын

Society? Or just Lauren Bobert?

@zombiefuvker

19 күн бұрын

NOT MY CHAPPELL ROAN NOOO

@Cody56719

8 күн бұрын

they’re sexualizing my ratatouille soundtrack :(

this is why i'm a lesbian 😭😭

@Ophxies

26 күн бұрын

Ur so real 💀

Bro didn’t hesitate on the title😭

@arynxxx

Ай бұрын

ik like most titles are like clickbait but this is what is it

@solus8685

Ай бұрын

I like his directness

I grew up in the Mormon church and they put such a heavy focus on no sex before marriage that it drives young men to get married like right at 18 because they want to have sex so badly but are afraid they'd go to hell. It's ridiculous and it's not a good foundation for a marriage. Just marrying someone because you desperately want to sleep with them? Like do you know how many different people you can be sexually compatible with? There are so many other way more important things in a lifelong partner than if they believe in God and you like sex with them. If that was all that mattered I've had four soulmates lol

@officialdanncardona

Ай бұрын

Same here and it made me hella scared of being intimate with anyone because I thought it was sinful and distasteful

@yikesgina

Ай бұрын

Christianity is the same way.

@user-ev3mf2hx5u

27 күн бұрын

I grew up a Southern Baptist, and same. 15 and 16 year olds were getting married.

@deaddani13

25 күн бұрын

Bro, same, all the young womens leaders thought it was so taboo yet unmatched holiness. Thankfully my parents explained things so much better. Lol Like I'm still lds but it's definitely a problem in the church.

@saudade969

2 күн бұрын

Not the Mormons 💀

Im a pastor's kid. Grew up vvvvv Christian, still have my faith. My parents (the pastors) absolutely are AGAINST these kind of people (theres a woman equivalent to it as well)😭 most Christians dont claim them and we are sorry, glad we're all dealing with the cringe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Cody56719

8 күн бұрын

nah don’t worry about it man we just assume he’s on his own in his disgusting little spiraling… whatever he’s on.

“Nofadwizards, that’s genuinely the gayest video I’ve ever seen” had me CRYING 😭

cooper leaving in the part where his gf is leaving and they tell eachother they love eachother is the most wholesome thing ever

@NextDavidAttenborough

Ай бұрын

THEY'RE SO CUTE i want their relationship so badly

@androow1983

Ай бұрын

@@NextDavidAttenborough uhh

@moemunneymoe

Ай бұрын

She’s stunning. Her hair and skin look so nice

@JDMimeTHEFIRST

Ай бұрын

Couples don’t just “accidentally “ leave in parts. It’s all planned. Like the way couple on Facebook (deleted in 2017 for this and other reasons) say “happy anniversary” on their page. Isn’t your spouse behind you or living with you? You can’t tell them instead of us? It was very strange. It’s couple posturing. I can’t stand it. It’s not an accomplishment to be coupled or married and people who act like it is are lacking is their satisfaction with it.

@NextDavidAttenborough

Ай бұрын

@@androow1983 what's up?

im dying just imagining hearing him scream "GUYS PLEASE STOP TOUCHING YOUR PEE PEES WIHOUT ME!" from another room with zero context

As a Hindu, if a random guy comes up to me and starts preaching about his religion, I'm calling the psych ward

@JesusIsWithYouNowPrayToHim

17 күн бұрын

He is right!!! Jesus Loves you❤❤😊please read the Bible, New Testament.

@mysticluvs3584

17 күн бұрын

@@JesusIsWithYouNowPrayToHim.... I'd rather not. I'm pretty happy with my own religion so no thanks 👍

@TheHottestJinxJinxie

14 күн бұрын

​@@JesusIsWithYouNowPrayToHimget a life 😭

@JesusIsWithYouNowPrayToHim

14 күн бұрын

@@TheHottestJinxJinxie All l dream about is preaching the Gospel to the four corners of the World!!! It is my life, l love Jesus, one day when you know the Truth, l hope you will now know my what l felt!! God Bless!!

@TheHottestJinxJinxie

13 күн бұрын

@@JesusIsWithYouNowPrayToHim hey that's absolutely fine that you love YOUR god but do not try to force it on other people. She clearly said she is Hindu and you told her to read Bible 🤦🏻‍♀️

12:26 Imagine if random indian dudes randomly walked up to you with a microphone and a guy recording and just starts ranting to you at 140 wpm about hinduism in a heavy indian accent

as a christian, i truly hate how harsh some people post on social medias spreading negative stuff and just representing the whole religion as a whole. for the longest time i couldn’t even associate with God at all because of these kinds of people

@kailanerman5090

Ай бұрын

(As a Christian) these boys are basically the modern day Pharisees

@duckyfluff3886

Ай бұрын

FR

@willeliot7090

Ай бұрын

I seem to recall Jesus telling the ancient version of this exact type of guy to just pluck out his eyes already...

@lemonscentedchipmunk6451

Ай бұрын

Dude I totally get that. That's why my family hardly ever goes to church, because people are always judging them cause they have tattoos and are just more alternative than the average Christian.

@DanielDeadweight

Ай бұрын

I'm 32. and I've never met a christian I wanted to be around. Maybe you're the outlier, and shouldn't be christian.

Here's something you might wanna look into: I just learned that AO3 has BIBLE fanfiction

@sleepyboy2371

Ай бұрын

NICEEEEE yeah this reminded me of this tweet my friend sent me that there was jesusxjudas fanfic in wattpad, can confirm, it does indeed exist

@TheBreadedPigeon

Ай бұрын

I refuse to read any of them but the tags are hilarious 😭😭

@Tatertottt

Ай бұрын

NOTHING is safe from fanfic writers 😭😭😭😭😭

@SpecialInterestShow

Ай бұрын

@@TheBreadedPigeon I think Cooper would have a TIME going through them lol

@zwodder_

Ай бұрын

good omens

this whole video is wild, but that one account using a gif of VINCE MCMAHON with one of their inspirational quotes is one of the most absurd things I've seen in a while. dude is in a lawsuit right now over sexual harassment and assault! 🤦🏻 great video as always, cooper. 💙

I have spent my entire day off binging your channel .100% worth it!

as an aro/ace person, dying single alone and without any women sounds like a great deal to me 😃👍

@9a_23_tyrantqiu7

Ай бұрын

As a gay person, getting no women doesn't matter to me. And since they said nothing about getting men, then I'm all good 😃👍

@confusedjello7292

Ай бұрын

better start cranking then ig

@uhhlars

Ай бұрын

I'll take the women u guys don't want !!!! 🗣️‼️‼️

@Amy_the_Lizard

Ай бұрын

​@@uhhlars Unfortunately, some of the women are also gay or asexual, so there's not many extra ones to go around...

@phorn100

Ай бұрын

No you won’t you’re a weak SIMP .

I used to be a VERY homophobic Christian because I was raised to believe that sex of any kind was a terrible thing, so this title makes perfect sense 😂

@sarahwithanh4272

Ай бұрын

kinda unrelated but i love when people are able to grow and unlearn toxic values like that (in reference to the homophobia, not the christianity) and admit their faults in the past. its a small thing but genuinely makes me feel hopeful seeing people who learn and grow:)

@kkatgurl

Ай бұрын

My family believes that being gay is a sin and we’re Christian but they’re not like homophobic and mean to people who are lgbtq but they still believe it’s a sin. I don’t because my parents never talked about it and I never heard it in church. I remember like maybe once or twice my mom saying that it was a sin but we still love them but it was never cemented into me. So over time because of the internet and watching content with people who are lgbtq or people being accepting of lgbtq I just got to a point where I don’t believe it’s a sin and even if it was I’m not gonna treat them badly. I believe love is love and I love love. I also don’t believe masturbation is a sin. If you actually read the Bible and analyze the text you would see that it’s never actually said. There’s a good article about written by a pastor with evidence from the Bible

@SS-fn8ys

Ай бұрын

I used to be a homophobic catholic. Now I'm a full-time, dedicated bisexual

@candyguy775

Ай бұрын

Lol I used to be a homophobic Christian, now I'm out of the closet accepting my gayness as a part of myself and not some unlean spirit

@candyguy775

Ай бұрын

​@SS-fn8ys lol curious as to how you look lol😂

bruh as a muslim it actually says in the Quran that Jews are Christians are like our brothers and sisters because their beliefs are similar to ours. Because as Muslims we believe in multiple prophets (though one will always stand above, Mohammad peace be upon him) including Jesus Christ.

@iansahleen1173

Ай бұрын

Us Pagans believe a similar thing about Hindus and Hellenics

@linabourouha644

3 күн бұрын

bro there is even a verse where it says those jews and christians who do not associate other with god will be granted eternal paradise, christians always misinterpret that verse. And it also says that god does not forbid kind behavior to those who do not drive u from your homes. So ignore them bro

13:00 that guy is being so polite just waiting for him to stop talking.

i dated a guy who liked these types of videos and posts and was obsessed with God to the point i’m pretty sure he thought he was God Himself. When i told him that i wasn’t a virgin when we started dating he told me he was nauseous and it made me feel so horrible. Turns out he was one of the most judgemental pieces of sh*t i’ve ever met and had the audacity to call himself a Christian

@user-lt1jd1ye3v

Ай бұрын

Sounds like you should have broken up with him on the spot lol

@tiacat11

Ай бұрын

So anyway, you totally threw him in the garbage, right?

@saiyamoru

Ай бұрын

Gonna assume by the past tense you kicked him to the curb. Good for you, sis. Virginity is the dumbest concept humans have ever decided to glorify, but I guess it has a purpose as a litmus test for determining whether the guy you're dating is a trash fire.

@Moon-sk8hr

Ай бұрын

i'm sooo sorry!! no one is entitled to your sexuality. Your body will always always always be your own

@StevieMcKenna10

Ай бұрын

Holy shit same thing happened to me, I found it very strange he wanted me to be a virgin it's like a damn fetish at that point

If anyone is genuinely struggling with porn addiction, videos like this would just make it worse too. Adding MORE shame around an addiction is like. The opposite of helpful, lmao

@corbanekarel3692

Ай бұрын

There's literally studies saying men who think they're addicted to pornography have more mental illness symptoms than men who watch more porn than them. You're onto something.

@confusedjello7292

Ай бұрын

fyi multiple studies proposes porn addiction isn't even a thing

@Toughmobilesprout

Ай бұрын

@@confusedjello7292FYI porn addiction is definitely a thing

@ninny_alt

Ай бұрын

true, as much as i am anti-porn as well due to the terrible things that go on behind the porn industry like trafficking etc, the guys in those videos are so close to getting to the point and then take the biggest U turn..

He said he didn't have deal breakers then got very judgemental about women with 2 children fathers. So he does have one. Glad to see you back. I appreciate you providing a human element to these!

Ty for shouting out non-weird Christians like oml

As a Christian, this is why we need to be taught that sex isn’t bad. Whenever I think I person looks objectively good, my mind races with thoughts of “you’re probably gay” or “is that ok?!” And so on and so on. This is from constant programming that a lot of fundamentalists push, which is the idea of being comfortable in your sexuality and orientation and having desires is unnatural and evil. It’s not! I believe that God created sex to be a beautiful and wonderful part of life that people share, and should be practiced the way he intended it to be: in marriage or in loving committed relationships. Being happy being chaste and “pure” really comes with the understanding that sex isn’t bad and recognizing that it’s your choice to stay that way, no strings attached and not allowing the fear of it control your life. If framed badly however, then you’ll spiral into overthinking and self-deprecation for having natural developmental feelings and desires (unless you’re asexual or not attracted to people like that), and even may turn into the people mentioned in the video.

@TheRach11

Ай бұрын

Try being raised pentecostal as a bisexual woman 😂😂

@nm8247

Ай бұрын

If your religious sex should only be in marriage not marriage and loving relationship

@sunnyandthechlo

Ай бұрын

Plus, premarital sex isn't the only thing in the world we should be worried about. There are plenty of other things we can think about and spend our time and effort on. These people are acting like if you engage in the act that you are a horrible sinner and if you don't you are perfect and godly. Obsessing over sex and obsessing over NOT having sex are both unhealthy.

@PaperLoser-gv4wb

Ай бұрын

@@sunnyandthechloTHIS. Sex is another part of life and sure it’s important for some but focusing on other important issues or topics is what matters. Demonizing something that is normal gets you nowhere

@charliecheadle9154

Ай бұрын

@@sunnyandthechlo THIS->> 👏🏻👏🏻

imagine a dnd class or something that gains magic from sexual repression

@kailanerman5090

Ай бұрын

Probably a half demon😈

@salviarifdah2730

Ай бұрын

Could be a Paladin's oath too 😭

@anoddballintheworld

Ай бұрын

@@salviarifdah2730Oath of Semen Retention? Or it could also be a monk of “the Way of the Seed”.

@prunusserrulata7686

Ай бұрын

Monk?

@vg1384

Ай бұрын

Dungeons and Daddies Season 2 had a weapon that exponentially gained strength if the weilder hadn't masturbated. They would roll to see if they hadn't 😂

The fact the man was talking about a hypersexual society when he dosnt even know what actually causes hypersexuality and hypersexual activity

I’ve never agreed with someone more than all ur videos it’s like im watching what my brain would think or say and its just so good to know that there are people out there that are still not crazy because i am surrounded by psychos

the old testament rizz goes crazy

@sseraphim2818

Ай бұрын

Old testament rizz is crazy😂

@laraalvarezzz2

Ай бұрын

old testament rizz

@user-db6ny4ff3i

Ай бұрын

Wish I had that old testament rizz

The title caught me off guard so hard .

@Seeker0fTruth

Ай бұрын

So….what, now….? So….hard….was it? Ugh I can’t with the Freudian 🍆 slippage 😭

“i’m a christian…let’s have an in depth conversations about SMEX”

The very beginning was so cute 💗💗, he and his girlfriend are literally so sweet together

the superiority complexes go crazy with this one. these are the kind of guys who probably cry about "christians being constantly oppressed" when people just don't like them because they make people feel like shit and tell them they're going to hell.

I dont want these men within 50 miles of me. I feel unsafe.

tbh having a rizz app add in a video about hyper sexual gay man is so amazing

After i finish it i drink it. Semen is strength!

@abreada

29 күн бұрын

I heard drying it on a screen and snorting it is more effective 🤗

@aaaaaaaafjjdjs

15 күн бұрын

Hello, since the taste isnt always optimal I was wondering of mixing it with other stuff like making smoothies with it was okay ?

I always love watching coopers concerned, disgusted, disappointed, mildly amused expressions every time he shares this kind of stuff with us lmfao

yh so these people are probably why i adamantly refuse to turn to christianity, even though each religion has good and bad people

@kailanerman5090

Ай бұрын

Totally. I wouldn't judge a religion by the followers tho, but the teacher

@PaperLoser-gv4wb

Ай бұрын

@@kailanerman5090definitely. It really depends on who’s teaching these people in this way, it’s not ok at all

@tarkelson2457

Ай бұрын

dont turn to any religion, theyre crutches to make excuses for your life

@kailanerman5090

Ай бұрын

@@PaperLoser-gv4wb I was more referring to the teacher being Jesus. A pastor can and will fail you. A pear (even a good friend) will fail you. Jesus teachings won't

@PaperLoser-gv4wb

Ай бұрын

@@tarkelson2457 I think any religion can be a very healthy and beautiful thing, it’s just that people tend to twist and manipulate the words people look to trust, but that’s good you’ve figured that religion is just not for you

I just thought of your channel after like 3 months and I love the channel a lot

AT 7:34 there is nothing behind coopers eyes as he tries to comprehend what this goofy aaa dude is trying to say lmfao

These dudes are the definition of the "Virginity is cool, Remain pure" meme

This is what baffled me growing up evangelical. Normal people are sort of interested in sex. They are so interested in purity that it accidentally a 24/7 obsession with sexuality. It is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than a normal human. It never clicked with me, because the spoken message was the opposite of the implied one. And it was just so crazy how abnormal it was compared to an ordinary individual. And not even an asexual one, neither. If regular folks think of it a few times a day, these folks never dont think of it. Its pineapples and bananas. Normal people are more sexual and less sex obsessed and it's crazy how big the difference is.

@ilovechunkycats3884

Ай бұрын

It's really funny how that's kind of reverse psychology

@domeatown

Ай бұрын

@@ilovechunkycats3884 I know. And in addition to that... Most people in a dry spell are like "life is less fun, but it'll be okay." And people like this cannot have a dry spell without completely altering their lives. It's like an addiction.

@user-lt1jd1ye3v

Ай бұрын

Porn makes you sex obsessed not sexual

@ash_g8st944

Ай бұрын

⁠@@user-lt1jd1ye3v if porn makes you sex obsessed you should stop watching it if not it’s ok imo

@aquaaria3489

Ай бұрын

@@user-lt1jd1ye3v And that’s the thing, op didn’t even mention porn 💀💀💀

This is the most hilarious thumbnail I've seen in a while and I've been watching KZread forever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

As someone from Newfoundland, a newfie if you will, we were the last (partial) province to separate from Britain and join canada. One fun fact and a not so fun one: we have a king (he does pretty much nothing and hardly anyone knows about him) and as my bio professor likes to keep stating, it is a very inbred island; there is a very high chance at least two people in each class are related. There is ALWAYS fog and wind…. So say c ya to styling your hair before leaving the house lmao.

@Pumpkaboozled

25 күн бұрын

There are also a few viking settlements off the cost but nothing more than a couple huts and storage + a lot of war bases

Dude im drunk out of my mind rn and tehy way oyu stared at the camera with HUGE open eyes scared me so bad lmfaoooo

@Ytdeletesallmycomments

Ай бұрын

Cheers! Take some charcoal, no hangover tomorrow. 😂😂

@PaperLoser-gv4wb

Ай бұрын

@@Ytdeletesallmycommentscharcoal? Do explain

@whatamidoingwithmylife4722

Ай бұрын

@@PaperLoser-gv4wbalcohol is a toxin! Activated Charcoal can flush toxins from the system (this sounds pseudoscientific I promise it’s not it’s very very proven lmao) and can have help with alcohol digestion.

@timewarpblackhole

Ай бұрын

how are you doing this morning mate? drink some water haha

@catboymikey

Ай бұрын

LOL same

“I’m so obsessed with sex but since I love sky daddy it’s ok and not sinful.”

@breakfasttequila

Ай бұрын

Only gay for the Lord and holy Daddy😌

@confusedjello7292

Ай бұрын

the entire concept of priesthood is pretty much just bdsm like?? "i don't fuck because i belong solely to sky daddy and i wear a collar yo signify it'

@user-pj7we7wd5t

Ай бұрын

i know you're mocking those "christians" but if they actually were reading their Bibles, they wouldnt spew all this bullcrap. The point of their reasoning, as distorted as it came out of their mouths, is that even do we as humans sin, God still has mercy ofr us :)

@spidermonkey8269

24 күн бұрын

Wtf is wrong with you?you sound so mean and hateful.would bts agree with your behaviour?

@lucyverse4908

22 күн бұрын

But God forbid if women behave the same way

this video is actually fire bro. keep it up

lmfao my dad is like this (also Film Cooper you are my favorite youtuber!! I always get so excited when you post!!!)

It's only a matter of time until that dude starts singing the Monty Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred".....

WE'RE GOING INTO CLOSETED GAY DENIAL WITH THIS ONE CHAT 🗣‼️‼️‼️

@uhhlars

Ай бұрын

GOINF BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD CHAT!!!!!!!!! 🔥🗣️‼️

There's NO WAY cooper just promoted the RIZZ APP😭😭😭⁉️

@jenjoestar.

18 күн бұрын

😭😭😭

HI COOPER I MISSED YOUUUU THANK YOU FOR BEING THE MIDDLE MAN OF INTERNET CHAOS ♡♡

Honestly if I followed a religion that said "it's okey to make mistakes, as long as your good deeds outweigh the bad ones" and some random appeared like "NO in MY religion you do ONE SMALL BAD THING and that's it, you're guilty!!" I would not even consider converting to their religion 💀

@kiva_kaze

Ай бұрын

Welcome to the corruption of all modern religion. Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism all have loud mouthed groups that preach an extremely repressed and fascist ideal of "holiness"

I also say “byeeeeeeee” and disappear when people start asking questions about Jesus

@iricandescence

Ай бұрын

😂

9:05 COOPER FOR PRESIDENT THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

I don't think they realize that by saying semen is the source of strength that they are arguing that the strongest men out there are bottoms.

Dudeee- I love this video! I’m a younger Christian girl and whenever I see videos like those it makes me want to crawl into a hole and cry- I love your videos so much and I’ve watched so many of them!

@babygirafffe

Ай бұрын

Same! But does it make me a bad person if I keep “relapsing” it made me feel like crap when he laughed at the part that said God would still love you

60% of men with Ashley Maddison accounts enjoy their content. Sexual repression is a wild one

The “wasting your seed” thing is literally bringing to life the episode of moral Orel where reverend putty tells Orel that he shouldn’t be masterbating because he’s using his “seed” in a wrong way💀

4:11 does he realize the amount of content masked men corn produce. so so much

As someone who lives in Atlantic Canada I’m so proud of Cooper for discovering New Foundland

@cyborgqueer

Ай бұрын

lmao right

@dream_walker9726

Ай бұрын

out here on the island like "omg my existence has been acknowledged guys."

@madisonthegreat44

21 күн бұрын

Same here!!

As a Christian I promise we aren’t like this… like what are they doing 😭

@achankiir1263

Ай бұрын

*aren’t ALL like this but definitely a lot of y’all are definitely exactly like this and worse

@Redhotchillipeppers7

Ай бұрын

@@achankiir1263 No because I don’t think those people are genuinely even trying to be Christians, they just like making creepy videos girl but I get what your saying 😭

@Wallflowerz3356

Ай бұрын

Thanks 4 reminding me ppl like U exist. U seem chill and sometimes I get so fed up with these ppl who use religion as a reason to hate people. This is all religions.., but people like U give me hope.

@salviarifdah2730

Ай бұрын

I am a muslim girlie and I believe you 😭💙

@Redhotchillipeppers7

Ай бұрын

@@Wallflowerz3356 thank you so much!! And yea ofc I think so many people who claim to be Christians spread hate to people who they think are sinning, instead of showing that they care and accept them as they are. I’m glad I could bring some hope 🙏💕

As an asexual not watching those type of videos is so easy

2:07 staring into the *deepest depths of my soul*

My trigger is men with soul patches or oversized biceps. Never met one who isn't obsessed with corn...and himself.

@Reny-Fox

Ай бұрын

I love corn, on the cob haha.

Just got here and there's already s3x bots. Must've been attracted to the title 😭

0:55 who even uses that word anymore😭

@Kpopzsecret

29 күн бұрын

Fr

These men give "Tell me you're not getting some without telling me you're not getting some" energy 🙄

Dude i was so confused when i saw the thumbnail, thinking it was one of The Click's videos 😭 either way GUYS GUYS LOOK COOPER UPLOADED AGAIN YAY

The title caught me off guard so hard 😂

@meggalloway7141

Ай бұрын

Same! Like what the?!

I lost braincells... 25% OF MY BRAINCELLS GONE TO WASTE (not because of you dude. I love your videos and your reactions)

2:46 YOU CUT OFF THE "BUT THATS ME" 😭😤