The Secrets of Minecraft: Features That Got Cut
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Can an indestructible computer and a very destructible British man get along long enough to tell you life-changing revelations about Minecraft? Probably not, but why not look up a few inches, press play, and find out? Discover why we fell out with single roses, the Phantoms overexplained origins, and why we’re never giving you a free house again. Enjoy!
00:00 Intro
00:18 Meet Narrator
00:56 Meet MARILLA
02:25 The Rose
03:06 Crystallized Honey
03:48 Indev House
04:50 The Phantom's Mouth
06:08 MARILLA and Narrator- wait what?
//Credits//
The Narrator's lovely beekeeper outfit used with permission from and thanks to Niilorino: www.planetminecraft.com/membe...
The awesome painting "Skull on Fire" used with permission of and thanks to Kristoffer Zetterstrand: zetterstrand.com/
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"Greetings! My name is Narrator, because my parents didn't like me." Already off to a fantastic start.
@archergaming5414
2 жыл бұрын
Nerd spotted
@nurnadzirah6189
2 жыл бұрын
M
@amadeotheben
2 жыл бұрын
@@expiredcheese278 he meant it in an endearing way
@amadeotheben
2 жыл бұрын
@@expiredcheese278 It just means he meant it in a nice cute way
@txchd3189
2 жыл бұрын
@@expiredcheese278 bet ur the smart one
"being realistic is OCCASIONALLY something that's very important to our developers" Best line
@aramenbowl4679
2 жыл бұрын
“Until we gently remind them what game they’re working on”
@teufortimusprime4929
2 жыл бұрын
*floating tree*
@TuxikCE
2 жыл бұрын
We can land from the sky using a water bucket and take absolutely no fall damage, then with our bare hands we can cut wood, then the tree floats, we can hold lava in our hands, and then empty it and then refill it with milk and immediately drink it, we regen very quickly, and we can carry thousands of gold blocks in our inventory. Yes that so realistic, I agree.
@LocalThicket
2 жыл бұрын
@@TuxikCE Yes, super realistic
@theonlyshinyumbreon
2 жыл бұрын
@@TuxikCE are you implying that you usually _can't_ do this stuff in real life?
I love how they're self aware about how people don't like phantoms but won't remove them because they're really useful now that we have slow falling potions
@JavierSegura
2 жыл бұрын
They can still remove it, please remove it. The creeper can go as well. Literally no one will miss them.
@flyingfish8058
2 жыл бұрын
@@JavierSegura Creepers are literally the most popular mob in Minecraft
@tigamemgamingtv787
2 жыл бұрын
@@JavierSegura hụi
@IshowSongNames
2 жыл бұрын
@mooshi true
@agg722
2 жыл бұрын
@@JavierSegura you mean no more creeper awwwe man?
“He ended up in Smash Bros. By mistake” Comedy gold.
@ERROR-qh3zq
2 жыл бұрын
That never happened
@ItzzzDonyyy
2 жыл бұрын
I think he ment steve oscar
@user-ez6bi1qf8z
2 жыл бұрын
@@ERROR-qh3zq its at the top left at 0:09
@indibindi2083
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ez6bi1qf8z left*
@larniieplayz6285
2 жыл бұрын
@@ERROR-qh3zq ?
I like how minecraft likes jokes and acting like this is a live talk show and not one with scripts
@sssunnyd7874
2 жыл бұрын
Gitl😳😳
@fakesot
2 жыл бұрын
Me to
@GorillaFan_32
2 жыл бұрын
@@sssunnyd7874 you were so nice for calling him a “Gas Insulated Transmission Line” but I need an answer did your dog type that
@gottalivehappy
2 жыл бұрын
its the best thing
@bardofvoid174
2 жыл бұрын
Technically speaking, they were pretending to be a scripted talk show that was trying to be a live talk show- Which is honestly even better
Today I met the most necessary man alive. His name is Narrator because parents didn’t like him.
@Cramretep
2 жыл бұрын
First reply on a verified comment (ignore this)
@juliesmith9918
2 жыл бұрын
Cornett + lbp2 = ps3 pog
@dder58
2 жыл бұрын
Narrators mother and father threw narrator in a dustbin
@Neammmm
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@szurmatpl
2 жыл бұрын
I have ms. Marilla
I would love the single rose to be added back additionally. It’s not realistic but there’s something different about giving another player a rose that giving them a rose bush or a poppy just doesn’t hit the same
@la95921
2 жыл бұрын
And they could change the name to lovely love jub (idk the spelling) for nostalgia for lots of people and so it wouldn’t be a rose.
@jojoetherobloxian6229
2 жыл бұрын
maybe you can sheer a rose bush and it will give you a normal rose
@TornadoHarry
2 жыл бұрын
@@la95921 lovely jubbly love love petals
@marcianocabucana3152
2 жыл бұрын
My self
@marcianocabucana3152
2 жыл бұрын
I want to minecraft free minecraft
5:17 why do I feel like this wasn't scripted
@sad_cat9081
2 жыл бұрын
I love that
@thespacedingoking
2 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@ruthsalgado6775
2 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@rubenbomba3572
2 жыл бұрын
it was most definitely scripted
@lili-1696
2 жыл бұрын
parappa icon :) 👍👍
“My name is Narrator, because my parents didn’t like me.” *OOF*
@AnimateTronix
2 жыл бұрын
@ˑ shut the muffin up
@JeriEcho13
2 жыл бұрын
@ˑ.-. Wot
@mrpelican2080
2 жыл бұрын
@ˑ ah yes another guy with no life
@Coltlows
2 жыл бұрын
@ˑ you are breathtakingly beautiful keep that in your heart
@mrpelican2080
2 жыл бұрын
@ˑ OOF
I love how this video is 2% secrets of Minecraft and 98% narrator and MARILLA arguing
@nohopeorhoes
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh thats what we're here for. We want to see a British "person" and a British computer argue with each other
@Magenitech
2 жыл бұрын
@@nohopeorhoes exactly.
0:10 Top left, "We were actually trying to put Steve in Microsoft Solitaire. He landed in Smash Bros by mistake." And it was the best mistake _ever._
@mokhtariimen8527
2 жыл бұрын
ب . تبنلبزورتبظلومنتمبو
@flameytherealone
2 жыл бұрын
@@mokhtariimen8527 *cant read more*
@Razno0
2 жыл бұрын
Left*
@lancer_thegreatdancer6778
2 жыл бұрын
@@mokhtariimen8527 why cant i read more
@bumbleprime7713
2 жыл бұрын
@@mokhtariimen8527 how did you turn the text gray?
Is everyone going to ignore the funniest bit of this whole video? 5:15 I love how aware they are
@lordmegatron3952
2 жыл бұрын
It was funny fr lol
"we don't want a non necessary item in Minecraft" Poisoned potato: "and i took that personally"
@itssomeone2438
2 жыл бұрын
And furnace minecart
@TeenyTinyGolem985
2 жыл бұрын
@@itssomeone2438 can be used for early game uphill villager transporting.
@itssomeone2438
2 жыл бұрын
@@TeenyTinyGolem985 i am talking about furnace minecart not normal minecart
@TeenyTinyGolem985
2 жыл бұрын
@@itssomeone2438 you can use coal on the furnace minecart to power it, you can use it to push regular minecarts up. Its useful when you only have a small amount of gold.
@coolbeans7z539
2 жыл бұрын
Cookies: Edit: I found out that in earlier versions, they were the only stackable food. So they were cool but now they’re pretty useless
"Being realistic is sometimes important to us" Truer words have never been uttered
@jacrispy9703
2 жыл бұрын
Or is it?
@cool0820gold
2 жыл бұрын
hi
@sesangchae4506
2 жыл бұрын
So you stan lightsum name evey member :)
@bhatanmol5483
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna confirm that you are from India or America???
@ericjamesestante
2 жыл бұрын
Hello
"We don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft." *coughcough* Bane of Arthropods! *cough*
@akidthatplaysgames9956
2 жыл бұрын
mundane potion
@metrominus2332
2 жыл бұрын
@@akidthatplaysgames9956 and u dont know how to brew pots?
@metrominus2332
2 жыл бұрын
@@akidthatplaysgames9956 awkward pots is the main thing to brew
@akidthatplaysgames9956
2 жыл бұрын
@@metrominus2332 ok what about the mundane potion
@haka-katyt7439
2 жыл бұрын
At least it does more damage to spiders and stuff
“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “Your career is dead” “Poppies are replacing you” Wow Mojang that’s incredibly harsh
@darkmortals1399
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, i like that humor 😆
@fallenstar171
2 жыл бұрын
ik it made me laught sooo hard jeez!!!
@cat9083
2 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t finish it before I broke into laughter
@teammemesupremetms
2 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace roses and blue roses
@zeussbolt3705
2 жыл бұрын
I would have said Roses are red Violets are blue Gravity's not in minecraft Now neither are you
“We don’t want unnecessary items in minecraft” Poison potatoes: “I wish they noticed me ;-;”
@SwimTheWish
2 жыл бұрын
rotten flash, ozelots, bats
@BoomBoomMushroom
2 жыл бұрын
Popped chorus fruit too
@SayoojGarrix
2 жыл бұрын
Bat ":"
@wiIIexists
2 жыл бұрын
*potatoes
@wilyriley_
2 жыл бұрын
@@BoomBoomMushroom they’re used to create end rods and purpur blocks i don’t see how they’re unnecessary
The Minecraft KZread channel has more personality than most official channels.
@arnelmartinez4940
2 жыл бұрын
Youjizz
@ivander1511
2 жыл бұрын
@@arnelmartinez4940 Shut up
@w00dhat
2 жыл бұрын
but it is an official channel
@BogOwl
2 жыл бұрын
But this is like the only official channel that exists
@OXIR
2 жыл бұрын
@@BogOwl he means other games and brands
Minecraft: We do not like adding unnecessary items to our game *sweating drinkable poison*
@nesp0s437
2 жыл бұрын
wdym? i use that alot
@crackedemerald4930
2 жыл бұрын
What if you need to play romeo and Juliet
@daylight137
2 жыл бұрын
rename it and give it to your friend who never plays and doesn’t know what potions look like
@andriomonteiro5217
2 жыл бұрын
FvdyG6'v gzwgxjcv em vou czpvugjxjg
@Browntrash3910
2 жыл бұрын
@@andriomonteiro5217 so true
The sarcasm and self-awareness is what i live for
When he said “Roses are red, violets are blue, your career is dead, poppies are replacing you” *_i felt that_* 😔
_”I was truly the host with the most!”_ _M.A.R.I.L.L.A: Excellent Liar_ Can’t wait for future episodes!
@szurmatpl
2 жыл бұрын
I hate that rhing Xdd
@MeGoesBrrrrr
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@twfaucet
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-gb7cl8np3p
2 жыл бұрын
@minefly ikr
@shloman_j3582
2 жыл бұрын
o its u
These videos remind me that Mojang is still an indie studio. Just with a really, really big budget.
@kingofthekoopas8857
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, just an indie studio working on the most popular game is history…
@blox3400
2 жыл бұрын
A multi billion dollar indie dev crew
@corryjamieson3909
2 жыл бұрын
@@kingofthekoopas8857 the little things
@absolutedumbass5337
2 жыл бұрын
@@kingofthekoopas8857 i mean isn’t fnaf an indie game?
@soupfan1
2 жыл бұрын
Its a triple A studio, with the soul of an indie one.
"Let's team up and make the best Microsoft Solitaire series ever!"
@Fikrisirnight
2 жыл бұрын
minesweeper*
@melonadeplays231
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vanced01 roblox*
@thecpg980
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vanced01 Enter the Gungeon*
@lucastoelcastovastopastone1709
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecpg980 let's team up and make the best Enter the gungeon Series!
@GabePuratekuta
2 жыл бұрын
Stardew Valley*
I like how they kind of acknowledge that phantoms are hated in Minecraft
@hephaestus8266
2 жыл бұрын
They acknowledge it but they don’t fix it :(
@chef9830
2 жыл бұрын
@@hephaestus8266 well, I think it’s kinda something they want you to hate, it’s annoying on purpose.
@MmmM-mf3zd
2 жыл бұрын
@@hephaestus8266 there is nothing to fix, we chose phantoms, was our mistake. NOW SLEEP
@buhzs9663
2 жыл бұрын
IKR I DIED LAUGHING
@Tukeuvian
2 жыл бұрын
I actually kinda like phantoms
"Nothing is free in minecraft" Bonus Chests:
@doviusfr
2 жыл бұрын
yep
@laggichi8632
2 жыл бұрын
Minecraft itself:
@ryantrusty8933
2 жыл бұрын
@@laggichi8632 ????
@czpiaor
2 жыл бұрын
Starting map:
@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.
2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
"We don't want to add a useless item in minecraft" Mundane potions: *allow me to introduce myself*
@thespacedingoking
2 жыл бұрын
Thick potions: *allow me to introduce myself* Poisonous potatoes: *allow me to introduce myself*
@Lunarcreeper
2 жыл бұрын
@@thespacedingoking poisonous potato's are useless for a reason
@thespacedingoking
2 жыл бұрын
@@Lunarcreeper and why is that?
@branns6631
2 жыл бұрын
mundane potions are to remind you that you have failed in life, while thick potion... well... i dont want to tell you what is the use of that
@numbersstuff2376
2 жыл бұрын
@@thespacedingoking it allows you to escape allys
i'm fine with not having a Free House, but sometimes a Free BED is needed, i like playing on Large Biomes and i dont always spawn near Sheep friendly Biomes, so if a Free Bed could come from the Bonus Chest, that would be lovely.
@LLouay-dg9mk
2 жыл бұрын
Try to find a village and steal a villager's bed
@miguelmallari3114
2 жыл бұрын
Spiders who drop strings: *am I a joke to you*
@UltimateGamerCC
2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelmallari3114 eh, i guess... still who wants to fight all through the night to get themselves a freakin' bed tho?
@abaan8911
2 жыл бұрын
getting 12 string can make u a bed, so if u stumble across a mineshaft or something
@miguelmallari3114
2 жыл бұрын
@@UltimateGamerCC Are you that bad at PVP?
“We don’t want unnecessary items in Minecraft!” Poisonous Potato: *Sweats Nervously*
@jaimeoesfolado6391
2 жыл бұрын
Its a lovely meal and i ever eat it no matter what
@kylerbrown3202
2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s just there to serve as some kind of rng
@toepodsmcchicken6115
2 жыл бұрын
As soon as they said unnecessary the poisonous potato came to mind
@ForeverRaptor900
2 жыл бұрын
@@toepodsmcchicken6115 isn’t it used for making a potion of poison
@AnOkayDeveloper
2 жыл бұрын
@@ForeverRaptor900 wut
"We were actually trying to put Steve in Microsoft Solitarie, he landed in Smash Bros by mistake" I completely lost it
@nolmao366
2 жыл бұрын
what timestamp? i completely forgot
@idioticlight
2 жыл бұрын
@@nolmao366 same
@mrmelonpl7931
2 жыл бұрын
@@nolmao366 00:09
@thedipermontshow
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrmelonpl7931 so kind of your part!!
@guilkogane
Жыл бұрын
I'm your 1600 like.
Marilla: literally snorts Me: snorts because marilla's laugh is just a mood
Idk if Marilla's voice actress was actually laughing or scripted
"Roses had taken revenge now. Overtime, they now became the Wither Rose."
@JadedMuse_
2 жыл бұрын
After being betrayed the rose went on a villian arc. Its now all edgey and stuff....
@ash-
2 жыл бұрын
The death rose
@dorukstar7377
2 жыл бұрын
MC lore needs this
@aWeirdoWithaPhone
2 жыл бұрын
the rose became emo
Mojang: "We don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft." Also Mojang: Posionous potato should never, ever have a use!
@ninjafrog6966
2 жыл бұрын
Also mojang: let’s make glow ink sacs do everything that could’ve gone to glowstone
@DBT1007
2 жыл бұрын
@@ninjafrog6966 do you realize that between glow ink and glowstone is different in the brightness???? Glowink is about the weak/mild light. Perfect for the sign in somekind of horror dark place. Glowstone is too bright for that.
@sleepynic8376
2 жыл бұрын
@@DBT1007 glowstone dust would of been enough for it tho it could had the same function
@Mr.R3pH
2 жыл бұрын
Well the posionous potato does have an use, troll My new player Minecraft friend lol
@brosiyeah
2 жыл бұрын
@@ninjafrog6966 yeah. With them forgetting glow dust was a thing, it kinda surprised me to find that spectral arrows don’t use glow ink sacs instead
"We were actually trying to put Steve in Microsoft Solitaire. He landed in Smash Bros by mistake." - Minecraft
"We don't want unnessecary items in Minecraft" Poisonus potato
@thespacedingoking
2 жыл бұрын
Mundane and thick potions
@pandemicaunt6341
2 жыл бұрын
Hey! I use those! For... For... Yes...
@parkerp1ayz
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the poisonous potato gets its use. When you give it to your friends and they eat it.
@X_ANDRO69
2 жыл бұрын
I sold 20 poisonous potato for 16 emerald to my brother what do u mean?
" And we added the most beloved mob of all time, the phantom.. " * Starts histericaly laughing *
@brianb771
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cedden
2 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard at that hahha
@user-mz6zn1od9h
2 жыл бұрын
histeriacly....
@ashut0ast23
2 жыл бұрын
Snorting
@arandomexistingdirtyeraser
2 жыл бұрын
*And then another came in because of a blob, which is the G l o w S q u i d.*
“Oh she survived” lol that had me dying
@monotromatic2951
2 жыл бұрын
she is immortal technically she always respawns in the closet mojang studios' uses
@niazcmg
2 жыл бұрын
BRUH
@pandacakes9_
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@officalcrim
2 жыл бұрын
Tell me the sorry doesn't sound like xisumavoid
@michaelianlambaco
2 жыл бұрын
She mlg'd
"We don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft" Poison potato: Am I a joke to you?
@SunnLikesStuff
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes you are
"The Phantom went on to become the most beloved mob of Minecraft" Marilla. You're fired
@nohopeorhoes
2 жыл бұрын
She cracked after that line
@Alan_27
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@Sampletext2509
2 жыл бұрын
**fires a missile**
@infini_dox2429
2 жыл бұрын
I mean her tag did say "Excellent Liar".
@NickAndriadze
2 жыл бұрын
No. Because you are *_FIRED FROM A RAILGUN!!!_*
“Greetings! My name is Narrator! *Because my parents didn’t like me…* :(“ Best line.
@harrydavies4502
2 жыл бұрын
absolutely
@dubloruby741
2 жыл бұрын
Cheese.
@qfrombsd
2 жыл бұрын
I heard this while watching
@PsychedelicMakai
2 жыл бұрын
big f
@CreeperKing
2 жыл бұрын
- Narrator
"We don't want to add unnecessary items to Minecraft" _glances angrily at the Poisonous Potato, which developers have gone on to state that they don't want to add any functionality to it at all_
@zerochancem8
2 жыл бұрын
Cute pfp
@BoulderWraith
2 жыл бұрын
*rotten flesh* I hate it
@lemonweirdo
2 жыл бұрын
@@BoulderWraith rotten flesh can be useful, you can eat it in emergencies or feed it to your dog if you don't have any meat and he's low on health.
@theschmidts7727
5 ай бұрын
Poisonous potato: ._. bye
I love how Minecraft makes these fun little series.
" The phantom went on to be the most beloved mob in minecraft history" Truly M.A.R.I.L.L.A :)
@laboon344
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@secretlyislandgachaclub2582
2 жыл бұрын
Nice🙃
@coreforce9872
2 жыл бұрын
M.A.R.I.L.L.A: Excellent Liar.
@spacecatoutlaw
2 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks M.A.R.I.L.L.A kinda looks like P.A.M.A from minecraft story mode
@RT_KL5G7
2 жыл бұрын
@@laboon344 خ
Mojang is by far the funniest development team ever. Don’t become like EA plz. Edit: yeah too late, I’m sorry y’all
@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763
2 жыл бұрын
Minecoins: bonjour
@justlixian293
2 жыл бұрын
@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 minecoins are just basically RGB for pc. Yeah, its nice to have them but it have no usage if youre not interested in them. Minecoins are to support devs who makes packs there and help to pay for fees on collab they make. Ea on the other hands "makes" games based on the previous game with no update or major update. Just new bugs and higher price tag Edit : Typo
@BreadMan96
2 жыл бұрын
Also Discord, well actually mojang's team is funny, discord's team is just insane
@crimsonstormsurge
2 жыл бұрын
Epic games is 2
@n1ck3f
2 жыл бұрын
yeah and pls like don't ever add ads in the games like ever!
"Being realistic is sometimes important to us devolopers" Laws of Physics of MC: Are you sure about that?
5:20 that laugh is everything
i love how she just totally breaks character while trying to say the phantom is the most beloved mob
@gnampfff3469
2 жыл бұрын
actually, she doesn't
@kirubaks9431
2 жыл бұрын
@@gnampfff3469 stop creating paradoxes
@missunknown955
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one in existence that likes the phantom-
@JCEditsYT
2 жыл бұрын
@@missunknown955 I like it because it gives minecraft that little spice of hardness in the night time
@orangegigimon2687
2 жыл бұрын
@@JCEditsYT not hardness it’s like baby ender dragons in the overworld it’s just annoying
"The phantom went on to be the most beloved mob in minecraft" Who wrote this script for marilla
@etheron1235
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, she laugh because she knows it's very ironic
@izzbloxian
2 жыл бұрын
Why no cheese:(((
@nohopeorhoes
2 жыл бұрын
The narrator, obviously.
@nohopeorhoes
2 жыл бұрын
Also please I need the cheese
@n1ck3f
2 жыл бұрын
The irony :D
M.O.R.I.L.L.A:we dont want useless items on minecraft Also mojang: *Still keeps petrified oak slabs and chain armors for 10 years*
Brother: The Narrator's Name is Jake. Narrator: My name is Narrator. Brother: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
@sadtayo3333
2 жыл бұрын
Sister: The Computer's Name is Izzy. Marilla: I'm the electronic Minecraft expert, Marilla. Sister: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
“I still have an iq too high to be processed by most calculators” “Here, let me try” 0 Mojang, you never disappoint
@thingsnstuff1698
2 жыл бұрын
Nah the BEE update was definitely disappointing
@minecraftpiglinmattspoemsd2287
2 жыл бұрын
@@thingsnstuff1698 Bees are cute, so not really disappointing:)
@thingsnstuff1698
2 жыл бұрын
@@minecraftpiglinmattspoemsd2287 Hmm I guess thats true but in real life I have a phobia of them.
@Shadow404x
2 жыл бұрын
@@thingsnstuff1698 Are you allergic?
@thingsnstuff1698
2 жыл бұрын
@@Shadow404x No I gust got stung a lot when I was 4 and after that I gust avoided bees and so I never got stug.
Mojang: We hate unimportant stuff Gold Shovel: And I took that personally
@dathankenworthy6424
2 жыл бұрын
chainmail armor:
@matejamicic3037
2 жыл бұрын
bats:
@laggichi8632
2 жыл бұрын
Just add efficiency V and have haste ll if you have it golden shovel will be more useless than ever
@czpiaor
2 жыл бұрын
@@dathankenworthy6424 The reason for chainmail armour is so players can still show off their skin while having protection
@dathankenworthy6424
2 жыл бұрын
@@czpiaor hmmmmm
every line in this is a masterpiece
Marilla:We don’t want unnecessary things in minecraft Me:The Shulker Box and The Ender Chest have the exact same use
This is very interesting, we need more episodes of this :D
@PointedZoo
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@PurPurDot
2 жыл бұрын
Hello checkmark
@sassvabo5499
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@deruxis9006
2 жыл бұрын
Yes we do
@jumpplay5384
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
"My name is narrator because my parents didn't like me" *pain.*
@aramenbowl4679
2 жыл бұрын
They knew what his future was gonna be like
@pixel8982
2 жыл бұрын
Spain without S
@Lazysam767
2 жыл бұрын
@@pixel8982 spain without a
@qakeplays.7352
2 жыл бұрын
Spin
@zugger3852
2 жыл бұрын
@@Lazysam767 *Spiiiiiiin*
They can't reveal more cool secrets if they're making a narrative dynamic joke the entire time. Clever. Very clever. Wish they'd show & seriously talk about stuff they seriously considered doing but didn't.
“We don’t want any unnecessary items in minecraft” **nervous poisonous potato noises**
I love that they acknowledge how people are annoyed by phantoms and that it was our choice.
@lsfernands9698
2 жыл бұрын
"people choose it,let them suffer with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
@willsmithsknee2245
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair it looked a lot bigger and more boss-like at first rather than little things that spam the night sky
Mojang : "We were actually trying to put Steve into Microsoft Solitaire, he landed in Smash Bros by mistake" Nintendo & Microsoft : "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
@GrimmHollowz
2 жыл бұрын
Nice SCP pfp
@loofsap5118
2 жыл бұрын
prob he gonna lost somewere like zoro
Two of my favorite characters hosting this show. Brilliant!
1:56, The music I last heard in the game blockheads when teleporting back to a portal.
I love how self-aware this series is, you can really tell how connected the devs are to its community
@twfaucet
2 жыл бұрын
Yyes
“Our first attempt as a pig” Um that was Notch till he sold Minecraft, NOT U MOJANG
Minecraft: Being realistic is something that is very important to our developers Newton: aRe YoU sUrE aBouT tHaT?
"We don't want unnecessary items in minecraft" And they haven't give poisonous potatoes any use except eating but nobody will eat that.
@imanaxolotl7999
2 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh
@WyGuy49
2 жыл бұрын
Could also be used as compost i think
@imanaxolotl7999
2 жыл бұрын
@@WyGuy49 they cant
@urieltroodon
2 жыл бұрын
Jeb himself doesn't want them to have an use cause they're iconic
@hermitcave1174
2 жыл бұрын
I guess i'm nobody then
"We don't want a non necessary item in Minecraft" Chainmail Armour : *sad chainmail armour noises*
@thecomposerchanginggames5250
2 жыл бұрын
Poisonous potatos, Furnace minecarts, Mundane potions, Podsoil, Am I forgetting anything?
@tompagoot1383
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecomposerchanginggames5250 hmmm… ah red sand
@mroqai5397
2 жыл бұрын
@@tompagoot1383 OI, RED SAND LOOKS COOL
@ninjafrog6966
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecomposerchanginggames5250 glow ink sacs.
@thecomposerchanginggames5250
2 жыл бұрын
@@ninjafrog6966 Idk, i kinda like the glow effect.
We don't want unnecessary items Also Minecraft : behold the posion potato!
This video is so wholesome. It's so relaxing. I love it 💞
At least mojang accepts the fact that people hate the phantom. To be fair, it wasn’t their decision…
@AxolotlNRG
2 жыл бұрын
well blame Mumbo Jumbo for that according to him he got everybody hyped for it and got everybody to vote for it on twitter just to see how bad it was and Dream got glow squids in game by just spamming "glow squid" on twitter a few days before the official post
@moonprincess_xoxo
2 жыл бұрын
@@AxolotlNRG why do people end up voting for always the worst mob to choose from?
@brawler715
2 жыл бұрын
@@moonprincess_xoxo Because of these lazy KZreadrs who enable their fans to be as crazy as they are right now.Dream is the worst.
@KadenzJade6447
2 жыл бұрын
@@brawler715 makes it more dreadful that Dream confessed that he liked Moobloom better but praised Glow Squid because he thought it was funnier
@audrey2658
2 жыл бұрын
@@KadenzJade6447 ive grown to like the glow squid, just because it spawns under sheets of ice and looks like a cool arctic squid. I miss moobloom more than the cool repurposing of "glow" squid
The self-awareness in this series is so amusing and it's full of memes, love it
@enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074
2 жыл бұрын
Your name and pfp is just so r/theletterh
@fl0pZ3
2 жыл бұрын
@@enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074 h
@creeper6473
2 жыл бұрын
@@fl0pZ3 h
@alekoo_ngdiak
2 жыл бұрын
@@creeper6473 h
@honeygirltia
2 жыл бұрын
@@alekoo_ngdiak h
I never thought an official channel would make me laugh this much
5:19 I like how Mojang indeed knows what's going on and aren't oblivious to the community's opinions. Keep it up!
@Blaze_1379
2 жыл бұрын
Cave update: Am I a joke to you?!
@LauriWreath
2 жыл бұрын
@@Blaze_1379 wdym
@voidsenight9927
2 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder why they're choosing to keep them this way then.
@diegobrando1960
2 жыл бұрын
@@voidsenight9927 Probably to torture us.
@gato_feliz605
2 жыл бұрын
we need to shut up before they find out too much
‘The phantom, the most beloved mob in Minecraft’ ‘Scuse me wot
@mrsuperst9081
2 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: I like the phantoms.
@nago-kun4178
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrsuperst9081 Fun fact: Me too because you can repair an elytra with its skin.
@topazionyt
2 жыл бұрын
@@nago-kun4178 it’s membrane not its skin 😡
@אאא
2 жыл бұрын
@@topazionyt calm down lol
@dombelly3343
2 жыл бұрын
that's the joke
3:38 Can we give a second to appreciate the small details they put to everything like the skins?
Narrator: "talks" Me: "Martin from Magnus archives?....not quite" Marilla: "talks" Me: "why does she sound like Helen/the distortion?"
@__-mo9gw
2 жыл бұрын
tma is just an elaborate minecraft au
@slimegod9693
2 жыл бұрын
@@__-mo9gw ha!
Narrarator: throws Marilla off of a cliff Also Natrarator: “sorry, dang it she survived “
@nohopeorhoes
2 жыл бұрын
She at this point has infinite regeneration.
@Blu_king7
2 жыл бұрын
She placed a water bucket before hitting the ground
@turtleytea2677
2 жыл бұрын
natrator moment
@baconaitor6070
2 жыл бұрын
She's a Nokia computer
@DeviL_4939
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine misspelling twice in a row lol
“We don’t want unnecessary items in Minecraft” Chainmail Armor: Am I nothing to you?
@minikipp8549
2 жыл бұрын
the poison potato just sat there
@DieRagingCat22
2 жыл бұрын
@@minikipp8549 compost.
@Crux___
2 жыл бұрын
It's non compostable, isn't it
@DieRagingCat22
2 жыл бұрын
@@Crux___ i did in my world. But it was on bedrock so idk if it works on java.
@minikipp8549
2 жыл бұрын
@@DieRagingCat22 it's not compostable on java where i play
Idea: maybe you can make a recipe for roses. Like one rose bush block in a crafting table can be like, 4 single roses.
The person who Voices M.A.R.R.I.L.L.A Needs a raise
"we don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft" Poisonous potato: .____.
@TheBuilderPro2024
2 жыл бұрын
Its a trick
@SigmaJoee
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBuilderPro2024 do you know what poison is That’s what I thought
@TheGhastyYT
2 жыл бұрын
It's useful for some achievements
@nerveus6101
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh -______-
@LLouay-dg9mk
2 жыл бұрын
It's only use is to be eaten and poison you
The people handling the Minecraft KZread Channel are so awesome, they know actual entertainment and I love it so much. Other game companies would just put trailers and gameplay and boring stuff
@rkpyi8616
2 жыл бұрын
Minecraft old trailers (ex. 1.1 update trailer) is humorous already
@bornofpixels
2 жыл бұрын
@zombieee what? What's fake?
@justice1806
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr they have a wonderful imagination when it comes to balancing trailers and the fun stuff lol
@EdyDev
2 жыл бұрын
@zombieee what is fake?
@doraurbina1743
2 жыл бұрын
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This is the crossover we needed
oh wow, the sound effect at 1:57 is the exact same as the one used when warping in a character in The Blockheads, a Minecraft clone. the irony is not lost on me.
“We don’t want useless items in Minecraft!” Poisonous potato: Am I a joke to you? Minecraft: yes Edit: thanks for all the likes, I’ve never gotten this many before!
@imauwu7614
2 жыл бұрын
Rotten flesh
@fairyOfTheForest23
2 жыл бұрын
netherite-- wa1t what
@azazelsautumm
2 жыл бұрын
@@imauwu7614 you can use it in trading
@redparrotgaming8060
2 жыл бұрын
If im not mistsken, they said that they would never give a use to the poisonous potato, why? I dunno but it's kinda funny
@vulcannus3706
2 жыл бұрын
@@redparrotgaming8060 i would like to poisonous potato to be used in brewing. it would make some kind of sense
So his full name is Narrator Useless. That's... A name, alright.
@thegoatcarnival
2 жыл бұрын
That’s just is birth name. He actually took Jonathan’s last name and kept it in the divorce.
@Paddylol
2 жыл бұрын
@@thegoatcarnival oh... whats his last name
@Paddylol
2 жыл бұрын
@so ju lee oh? ms. useless >:)
@friedegg3732
2 жыл бұрын
@@thegoatcarnival whos johnathan?
@Himboat
2 жыл бұрын
@@friedegg3732 the Narrator's ex-husband
MARILLA: (curses) The subtitle: thank you
'By giving you nothing, we're actually helping you imagination' Narrator 2021 Bonus Chest and starting map: Are we a joke to you?
"Being realistic is occationally important to our developers" yes. The floating blocks are truly realistic
@sassolino8767
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, the sand and anvil falls
@Thejayone962
2 жыл бұрын
@@sassolino8767 there is only 3 blocks that fall
@ErickGameplaysN64
2 жыл бұрын
They said: O C C A T I O N A L L Y
@sassolino8767
2 жыл бұрын
@JxdnX I WAS IRONIC TOO
@NfShf
2 жыл бұрын
@@Thejayone962 wrong. Not 3.
“My name is narrator, because my parents didn’t like me” -narrator 2021
@donutlovingwerewolf8837
2 жыл бұрын
Lolz i named myself Narrator in a game that was essentially Minecraft and Gta combined but i got banned and evetually the game was *incompatible* with my phone
Marilla is the best thing to ever happen to Minecraft
I feel like you should be able to put a rose bush into a crafting table and get a few roses- even if roses could only be placed in pots, so it's like a decoration thing. Plus iron golems could then get actual roses too (I think the story had roses)
Marilla cracking up when talking about how the phantom was loved by the community was hilarious
@rohaankhan7523
2 жыл бұрын
🥵 ahh
@betabee1221
2 жыл бұрын
fr looking back i regret every second of existence ever voting for the phantom
@omnigalaxii1187
2 жыл бұрын
Part of me wishes they would just rework it. Maybe have it spawn on the outer End islands or some thing
@drwatermelon3428
2 жыл бұрын
@@omnigalaxii1187 AMUNG US IN REAL LIFE **proceeds to default dance**
@betabee1221
2 жыл бұрын
@@omnigalaxii1187 tbh- that would make much more sense as Phantom Membranes heal Elytra. Which suggests that Elytra are made of Phantom Membranes Which makes me question why Elytra are only in the End if their fixing material is only in the overworld
"And we don't like to add usless items into minecraft" *proceeds to add poisonous potatoes
@manusia3776
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know but you man, but i loves to give poisonous potatoes to my son. Not much in minecraft tho
@IllusionsAtlas
2 жыл бұрын
If memory serves poisonous potatoes are the fault of notch, as apposed to mojang
@astoelly
2 жыл бұрын
@@manusia3776 same! He always starts vomiting tho... lol!
@user-yw3ic8qc1h
2 жыл бұрын
hot take : * proceeds to add goats *
@carldablob324
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-yw3ic8qc1h goats will have drops in 1.18
That "HEL-LO THERE!" Makes me so happy to hear.
"can someone unplug me please?" Never that I thought I could ever relate with you more, I would too if I never had left that dark room.
"The phantom won the vote, and went on to be the most beloved mob" So they know we hate it lol
@starlessfae
2 жыл бұрын
Hate*
@francesco4299
2 жыл бұрын
@@starlessfae ops, I didn't notice the typo. I have now corrected it, thank dude
@starlessfae
2 жыл бұрын
@@francesco4299 np ^^
"And I have a human heart! allegdly" -Narrator
1:22 this is strangely beautiful