This man is singlehandedly keeping the cookie stocks at an all time high

@HTLN

5 ай бұрын

Stonk

@bloodboy0229

5 ай бұрын

real

@LambdaCreates

5 ай бұрын

no, he's singlehandedly the only being who's keeping the game of cookie clicker afloat, creating funny and definitely educative content on cookie clicker

@palqya

5 ай бұрын

@@bloodboy0229 real

@PUFFY524

5 ай бұрын

And he don't need a betraying girl to cause him depression cuz he doin that himself

At this point, I think that cookies are part of Dragoon's life. He breathes cookies, his heart pumps cookies, he IS cookies.

@oksarsc345

5 ай бұрын

Lore accurate cookie clicker player

@user-cy2mr6et2s

5 ай бұрын

He is soupkies

@neverwhere3907

5 ай бұрын

​@@oksarsc345 I know a secret about dragoon. The secret is... Dragon's pc is made of cookies too.

@bottlerofgames

5 ай бұрын

Could he be Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?

@uz_010

5 ай бұрын

Definitely explains the meaning of the "You" building lmao.

Dude is slowly transitioning from clicker games to rap career and somehow makes it look as natural as ice turning into the water.

@dziewiaty

5 ай бұрын

@@IonRuby I don't know if you were trying to be clever or something, but ice is just water in solid state. When it melts it changes temperature, because it does not "change" into water, it is water.

@hamzaahsan7029

5 ай бұрын

​@@dziewiatyim pretty sure that hes saying that in a melting graph at the point of ice melting the tempurature would not increase further because the energy isnt being used to increase the temperature rather breaking the bonds of the solid structure of ice into the weaker liquid structure of water

@daamazingfireman5566

5 ай бұрын

Could also just be a fun fact.

@obamaiswatchingyou

5 ай бұрын

sounds like epic rap battles of history

@Ezkanohra

5 ай бұрын

@@IonRuby Bro edited their reply but it still has spelling issues

In my cookie clicker run, I count anything that doesn't give you the "cheated cookies taste awful" shadow achievement, meaning that stuff like save scumming is fair game. The commitment this guy has to not do that (In the episode where he got seedless to nay he didn't save scum for juicy queenbeets like I did)

@Jadanbr

5 ай бұрын

How exactly do you save scum for plants

@marceltelang7825

5 ай бұрын

@@Jadanbr wait for all of the queenbeets to mature, save just before a tick, and then spam refreshes until a juicy queenbeet spawns

@not_p0

5 ай бұрын

How do you get the cheated cookies achievnet

@awesium4077

5 ай бұрын

@@not_p0 you hack the game or add "saysopensesame" or something like that to the end of your name. If I'm wrong look it up.

@notyannz

5 ай бұрын

Bro it aint that hard to grow some plants damn

was not expecting Dragoon to spontaneously start dropping bars 2 minutes in

@thevgkid7067

5 ай бұрын

welcome to his channel, you must be new here

@piss7610

5 ай бұрын

@@thevgkid7067 damn didnt realize we were getting snobby over a youtube channel

@TehHolySpudBoi

5 ай бұрын

yeah and he's actually getting good at it now lol

@cadenlanam3158

5 ай бұрын

​@@piss7610 snobby? U must have an extreme lack understanding of the word if u think that was snobby💀

@viggeolssonlundin7315

5 ай бұрын

He should challenge eminem he would definently win over him

Why does Dragoon always have the best one-line raps? He needs a debut single NOW

@gamerlordboys5460

5 ай бұрын

Yes

@kieranfodor3847

5 ай бұрын

Exactly

@Dobut1

5 ай бұрын

Eminem?

@kristve6798

5 ай бұрын

@@Dobut1 who?

@liligatinha29

5 ай бұрын

​@@Dobut1dunno know but hes been real quiet since this dropped

I love how Dragoon's worst enemies range from a random kid in one of Hbomb's comment section to a digital rapping grandma with a hive mind

@Inkys-tenatuous-channel-hub

2 ай бұрын

He’s got villains that contrast each other so much that it makes the joker look like “the joke”

genuinely some of the most detailed content this man has like a side story plot in every episode it’s crazy

@Metallxaxell

5 ай бұрын

If you doubt him read the lore

@noelopez3437

5 ай бұрын

Isn’t the space music at times like 0:22 from Kurzgesagt?

@KrazyKyle-ij9vb

5 ай бұрын

Lowkey his raps are fire

Bro casually dropped the 3 greatest raps in all of humanity in a cookie clicker video and though we wouldn't notice

@fbiman9643

5 ай бұрын

He has talent in everything truly a person of all time

@sergavet

5 ай бұрын

I believe he should make songs, and the WILL be good

Dear god. This man is a monster, and I have never had this much respect for a human being online. I have been here for three years and the decent into madness of Dragoon is the best thing on youtube, well played.

@luanmichel6957

5 ай бұрын

no, he's not a monster, he is a dragoon

@jeppe6159

5 ай бұрын

Your writing is hella good for a guy who has only lived for 3 years

@GrifGrey

5 ай бұрын

@@jeppe6159i didn't misspell descent when i was 3. some people say that is because i didn't know of the word, though.

@LambdaCreates

5 ай бұрын

@@luanmichel6957Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback. or he's actually just a winged hussar(check his video about why science can't explain what are birds)

@2dsexual

5 ай бұрын

​@@LambdaCreatesnah Dragoons are people with Olympic level jumping skills

Ranking the raps: 1. 18:32 OBLITERATION 2. 18:04 Hive-mind 3. 3:41 Physical Pain 4. 2:20 The Crown

@Foxpup02

5 ай бұрын

W list hive mind was fire but the last line in obliteration absolutely destroyed the grandmas

@Brathize

5 ай бұрын

Yeah the last line way too fire.. damn hot

@codingsnake1372

5 ай бұрын

Ngl Veta is the new Morgan

@wiktorious1627

5 ай бұрын

​@@codingsnake1372cuz she's hes grandma duh

@interlamer7480

5 ай бұрын

So basically in the reverse order of appearance in the video?

I think I just realized how insanely complex cookie clicker actually is

@CountFab

4 ай бұрын

When you approach the endgame it's really like that.

Dragoon, the baker of wall street

@stormwarrior5362

5 ай бұрын

Gotta love his wall streets. They are delicious!

@fa1372

5 ай бұрын

Enslaver of grandmothers

@hiper_blox5436

5 ай бұрын

He's also the cook of Wall Street, brk was spitting straight bars

"If you don't know much about numbers, that's one of the big ones" - Dragoon 2023

I choked on my drink at 16:44 when you suddenly whip out ole german "TAG SECHSUNDREISSIG", I did not expect that! Nice one haha

I like how he actually has a good relationship with his family. Most KZreadrs have there dad leave them to get milk but as mentioned he played monopoly with his family

Never thought that a game about cookies can be so complex

@Joyscp999

5 ай бұрын

blame orteil for it

@user-qn3kk6jg6d

5 ай бұрын

this isn't even the surface

@wengkasen2552

5 ай бұрын

Prob like 3% of like ngl lol

Dragoon's cookie tactics truly feel like he works for the matrix

@FortisO_O

5 ай бұрын

Ha not today top comment

@---____.0-

5 ай бұрын

Rizzard

@gatio2007CatSad

5 ай бұрын

I thought I got away form you

@LeroxYT

5 ай бұрын

Why are you everywhere

@distinguishedkorok

5 ай бұрын

Hello again waltuh

This man has better raps than rappers who do ut for a living these days. 18:55 my favourite part.

I love your Rap brother....🎶🎵❤️ 18:11

I think the scariest part about this video is that dragoon could probably make it in the music industry

@aymona123

5 ай бұрын

fr eminem is shakin in his boots rn

@thecrow670

5 ай бұрын

​@@aymona123he's been real silent

Dragoon is really the only person able to create an interesting lore about cookies

@fry_fr

5 ай бұрын

ortiel:

@LWJ-ek1jw

5 ай бұрын

Til you hear about the man that started a whole war over potatoes

@KhalidTheBeeKeeper

5 ай бұрын

@@LWJ-ek1jw☹️

@theiwik864

5 ай бұрын

It is true but Technoblade was way more insane than Dragoon@@LWJ-ek1jw

@theiwik864

5 ай бұрын

True but i don't think ortiel will rap about cookie cliker@@fry_fr

3:41 omg!

Massive respect for the dedication to pull this off. And the sick bars ofcourse.

This physically makes me wanna revive Morgan.

@baid-

5 ай бұрын

dont you dare

@_oceanace

5 ай бұрын

do it. Morgan shall rise again.

@dolphin1418

5 ай бұрын

Our false savior shall rise

@WonderRanger700

5 ай бұрын

for he is all seeing

@dolphin1418

5 ай бұрын

@@_oceanace and you shall be the sacrifice for you have attained the Number Of Religion, lucky number 7. So prepare your mind and soul

16:43 i was flabbergasted at that pronunciation. as a german, you did great

I just realized something... Morgan... is VERA... think about it... dragoon's playstyle causes both of them physical pain... and morgan is a demon in disguise... just like vera...

this guy will be a literal rap god if he continues playing cookie clicker

I cant believe how much effort was put into this video, bro created a whole rap battle (with straight bars) and got a degree in economy just for a coockie game, you deserve everything you`re a master of entertainement

18:02 This was the rap we ALL needed😂😂😂

13:32 sounds so wrong

@David280GG

5 ай бұрын

coc

@123890antonioj

2 ай бұрын

​@@David280GG Oh that's what it was 😂

@icecremmester

Ай бұрын

play with my co-

@Pengin-yg1qx

8 күн бұрын

@@David280GGclash of clans

Top ten rappers eminem is afraid to diss: Number 1: Dragoon.

You can tell dragoon is used to baking cookies with the way he always he cooks in these raps

If dragoon made a 3 hour long video i would watch it without ever getting the urge to click off, it is really entertaining

12:11 when Dragoon said FINE my pc crashed

GOD how I love your commentary! I never thought that cookie clicker can be intense - until I found you on KZread.And after that... many other games in your channel. Thanks for the great work, I hope you keep it up!

This man just keeps posting great content for us. It's incredible! Edit: bro, I just commented something and I already have 500 likes. This is insane, I've never gotten so many.

@Vanguard.I

5 ай бұрын

What’s your favourite kind of cheese? I got one answer.

@Unlucky1776

5 ай бұрын

​@@Vanguard.II just like cheese

@tachyonites9568

5 ай бұрын

@@Vanguard.I Gouda

One must imagine Dragoon not joining the Italian mafia.

2:20 omg this is awesome I want a long version of it

17:56 Bro is starting a rap career

Dragoon after collapsing the British economy for a cookie game (Morgan was not impressed) (Vera was destroyed)😊

I love these cookie clicker videos(the final rap battle was fire)

Why tf did he randomly speak German at day 36😂

Back in the days I spent just as much time playing cookie clicker as writing a plugin for automatic stock trading in cookie clicker. Never actually made it that far but the indicators for when to sell and when to buy would have made this journey a breeze.

this guys raps better than the soundcloud rappers

13:50 "all the bees are fu*king dead" got me laughing

@AngelovandeKasteele

24 күн бұрын

If all bees are f**king dead means there its a limit off honey on the world and rise the price a lot

@chewyenki

15 күн бұрын

I know

2:10 BARS!!!

How did he go from hypixel skyblock to this

Never thought that a game like cookie clicker would be so complex.

The rap parts of this legend slap way harder then they should

The final boss 17:50 is insane

Dragoon:I will never have 3 raps in my video. few minutes later you did 4 raps

Cookie video from Dragoon either means he's at peak performance or he's two minutes from a self inflicted toaster bath

@VGV1deo

5 ай бұрын

Based on the content of the video I’m guessing he’s both

A Dragoon Video on any Day makes the bad Mood go away!! Love the vids, always makes me laugh! Edit: The Raps were FIRE AS HELL!!!

i love it when dragoon uploads cookie clicker

This man has the time to not only do shit i didnt even know was possible on cookie clicker but freakn rap to it aswell, goddamn. (editing is insane)

The effort you put in is unmatched, I think I speak for all when I say we appreciate it

18:31 Top 10 people Eminem is too affraid to diss

This man is insane. Keep up the good work! Considering the amount of time and passion you put into your videos i really hope you get more recognition soon. You deserve it (not to scoff at 700k subs but you know)

@xxmuhamedxx57

5 ай бұрын

jgojgijioj

18:08 THEY COOKIN SOMETHIN OTHER THAN THE COOKIES

This man doesn't need an oscar.He need more cookies. Edit 1:First time getting more than one like(Yes i liked my self). Edit 2:Is that how poeple feel when they get more than 1 like?

Dragon is single handidly keeping the entire theme of cookie clicker alive

"not if this takes more than 1 month" bro didnt forget that line at the end of the video

I didn't think it could be posdible to make a cookie clicker video that entertaining, great job :D

No way! Dragoon actually uploads in less than 6 months

i'm legit scared of what the last couple of achievements will require

@austinschwartz7424

5 ай бұрын

there incredibly boring it just gets level 10 on each of the buildings which takes 55 sugar lumps per building with 20 buildings so over 1000 sugar lumps.

@cookiemains

5 ай бұрын

trevigintillion cbia

This is my first video I watched of this guy, nice raps

these random raps in the middle of nothing is the best thing ever. love every single one of them

Dragoon blesses us with frequent uploads ❤

Man at this point i think we need a Dragoon rap channel.

I LOVE the rap segments you introduced in the video, please make more thy rhymes go hard

Keep coming up with raps for videos, since you have made the first one, it's honestly been the only reason I've watched your videos.

Who would've thought that a video about cookie clicker contains gardening, a stock market, and a rap battle. Amazing video.

Your commitment keeps shocking me with each video bro! Really great work.

This video is so fucking epic. When you mentioned the cosmic Morgan war I smiled so damn hard, I have not been this happy in a while. 10/10 dragoonian classic

It’s funny how he manages to come up with a different storyline for the same game every video

This man should be an elden ring boss: "Dragoon, The baker of all cookies" give me more names

@GhosOfTheMoon-hj9st

5 ай бұрын

“Dragoon the cookie dragon of CHAOS!”

@damonkelesgo

5 ай бұрын

the harbinger of the cookies

@muwon8501

5 ай бұрын

Dragoon the cookinator

@diovalo-bs3821

5 ай бұрын

@damonkelesgo my favourite so far

@sadrakeyhany7477

5 ай бұрын

Verna's bane, the One who dared ( rise against Morgan ), the harbinger of cookies, the unchained one, the sovereign of cookies, the damned of the cosmos, the peperpetual, the breaker of Chains and of course the dragon of cookies!

Dragoon’s rap is literally getting better and better every single video. I bet Morgan would be jealous

Dragoon after he realises that shadow achievements don't give milk and he beat Vera singlehandedly without the help of the cats

The last minute is perfect, all your cookie clicker videos are perfect

You have a great taste in music mate, i found a lot of great songs through you.

Remember folks if clicking cookies you must cook clickers of cookies to click cookies.

5:39 Song name: Dvorak - Symphony n°9 Mouvement 4 (Allegro con fuoco) [REMIX] Uploaded by Riwall Harjay

you have officialy surpassed me in cookie clicker congrats i have been playing for 2 years also thanks for some tactics on ascending and stock market

@cado_yt2396

5 ай бұрын

Thanks for the heart dragoon

you are aware theres a shadow achievement that acquires you to spend a whole year on 1 singular cookie with no transcends

@depthvorpa4460

5 ай бұрын

Let him find it himself, he will probably scream

@derpyslurp8779

5 ай бұрын

That's a complete lie lmao

@TheUglyDuckling997

5 ай бұрын

@@derpyslurp8779 literally isn't. I got the achievement myself like 2 years ago before it was on steam

Dragoon could be a world renounded rapper, but he decides to click the cookie instead

This entire video caused me PHYSICAL pleasure. It was very nice to watch. You still haven't finished 100% of the achievements yet though.

The rap battle made me sub to you😂😂 great rapping skill

Uh, the game definitely has an in game counter for number of ascensions. It's under general statistics. You don't need to export anything to some other site. You can even see it on your screen at 8:17. Legacy started 215 days ago, with 914 ascensions.

Dragoon is about to start his rap career and i'm here for it

Bro is the next big hit in rap.HE'S INSANE.

dude fr i'd listen to your music if you'd ever want to make some, those raps are insane

I like to think Morgan is actually Dragoon from the extreme far future, antagonizing his past self to help him grow.

The fact that played with his CoC the entire video is truly inspiring.

i see 3 ways that the dragoon timeline can go, 1, vera and morgan team up, 2, vera and dragoon team up, or 3, morgan and dragoon, and i can't wait to see where this goes.

dragoon is the type of guy that will fight a pixel grandma in a rap war

Video summarized: "The least determinated cookie clicker makes the best rap songs"

😄 15:50 I can’t stop laughing after that I love dragoon

The dedication you have man i got no words😮

I really hope that the developers of cookie clicker know you