My greatest creation: epicdesk.shop/collections/dragoon Well it was made my talented artists, but I told them what to do, so I get the credit. The deskmat is only available for one month, then this masterpiece will dissappear forevor

@Funk-vf4rz

2 ай бұрын

Yes

@RealUsername64

2 ай бұрын

Forevor

@overscore8565

2 ай бұрын

You should make a dragoon clicker game

@CoderCatGG

2 ай бұрын

Wow, this Dragoon45 guy got to see and comment on this 30 minutes before us...

@Archie-Vr.

2 ай бұрын

I NEED THE DESK MATS

Part 8 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat

@Dragoon45

2 ай бұрын

We are getting closer...

@MrEggington2

2 ай бұрын

ah yes i love permanently borrowing the pope’s hat.

@iannotsusbutianpiggy8861

2 ай бұрын

@@MrEggington2same

@LolOoh-pe7qy

2 ай бұрын

i can’t wait to see the pope bald

@Abucoc

2 ай бұрын

The lore its all coming together

oh hey, a recap episode, all we need now is a beach episode and this series can be legally classified as a anime

@Typical_Slayer

2 ай бұрын

Oh no, please, I don't wanna see Vera in a swimsuit

@austinschwartz7424

2 ай бұрын

so would that make it an Isekai?

@speedpedro8736

2 ай бұрын

Given the ammount of parallel worlds visited, it's the isekai of isekai's due to how many isekai's are occouring@@austinschwartz7424

@Coocoocrazytoysreviews

2 ай бұрын

Beach episode!!!

@CrazedSundance

2 ай бұрын

@@Typical_Slayer I do 🤤

99% of cookie clickers tend to quit before they win big

@Laserrobot

7 күн бұрын

For the reald

@zrice2

2 сағат бұрын

That was me

As someone who has completed this game 100%, I can say that this video took a lot of time and effort to do. Huge shotout to this guy

@Itsme-qn7sp

2 ай бұрын

dang how much cookies you at

@pocholo3288

2 ай бұрын

​@@Itsme-qn7sp4 trevigintillion

@charliedanoob802

2 ай бұрын

I only play cookie clicker because the dev tools are funny

@user-mg3cm3lr3h

2 ай бұрын

i will susbribe and tel my famly to if you post a vide of your achemets

@pocholo3288

2 ай бұрын

​@@Itsme-qn7sp4 trevigintillion (4 followed by aproximately 69 zeros)

he puts way too much effort into this, and there's no sponsor ?!?!?! 💀💀💀 I bet many psych wards would love to sponsor

@manelneedsaname1773

2 ай бұрын

Tbf this video itself is an ad

@MeLoNarXo

2 ай бұрын

​​@@manelneedsaname1773yeah bur he doesn't get extra pay for it Since he is advertising a product he himself has so he isn't payed upfront

@HockeyGamr

2 ай бұрын

The sponsor is his desk pads guys

@Itsme-qn7sp

2 ай бұрын

betterhelp?

@hertzzgames

2 ай бұрын

​@@MeLoNarXohe still gets the money frome the mousepad purchases?? wdym

dragoon having beef with a fictional grandma is the funniest shit

@FLXNANDOGAMING

2 ай бұрын

For real

@Proter_goofin

2 ай бұрын

​@@FLXNANDOGAMINGno,for fake

@user-uj4qg8lj3r

2 ай бұрын

u saw it urself she is real and she needs too duck off

@snomcultist189

2 ай бұрын

@proter_goofin No, FOR JERUSALEM!

@hornet9842

2 ай бұрын

@@snomcultist189 no, for the popes hat

Had to pause at 10:19 ish to follow along with the math. So so close, but so so wrong as well. But- it's funny what the actual outcome is. For those who are curious, (C^2) - (M^2) =/= (C - M)^2... What it actually comes out to is : (C^2) - (M^2) == (C - M)x(C + M). IF you continue with this, you actually get C == 0, instead of C == 2M, since the M's cancel out. Really enjoyed the video! Actually got me to finally buy the game, especially with the coding section! Thanks!!

@litessbu

2 ай бұрын

I was looking to see if anyone else spotted that, yeah. Also you can get ≠ by doing alt(or option) and =

@Julien-nv3ly

26 күн бұрын

And also you can't divide by C-M, cuz C-M=0

@Mothhhhhhh

3 күн бұрын

I paused there like "wait. something isn't right" and then saw him slap the c^2-m^2=(c-m)^2 and had a stroke. thankfully the video is so good my whiplash vanished

first video I've watchd of yours, and i'm REALLY tired so i feel like i'm having a fever dream but this is amazing with the kingdom hearts OST and humour, plus editing. I'm subscribed, keep this effort up my guyyy 🔥 🔥

@Redux_A-New_beginning

Ай бұрын

Agreeable

When the world needed him most, he said "Fuck off, Im baking Cookies."

@pegasus4191

2 ай бұрын

Years later, me and my brother found the next cookie baker, Dragoon…

@StandupWind709

2 ай бұрын

Found it😂

Unironically, watching you push ever further really inspires me. I just came back from a tough exam, and seeing one of your Cookie Clicker videos in my feed made me remember that, no matter the adversities, we can find a way to achieve our goals with enough perseverance (and a sprinkle of insanity)

@gregoryturk1275

2 ай бұрын

Same

@Coocoocrazytoysreviews

2 ай бұрын

A sprinkle is generous

This is my favorite kind of humor/content. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

my guy i bought cookie clicker because of this video and after playing it you put so much creativity into this video its actually insane, good show mate

Dragoon, the DNA tests have returned, Vera isn't just a grandma... VERA IS YOUR GRANDMA!!!

@cebh6790

2 ай бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOO!

@Kubiboy57

2 ай бұрын

Everything makes sense now

@GoldenApple12_nocap

2 ай бұрын

PLOT TWIST

@website-kz6jo

2 ай бұрын

du du duuuuu

@CountFab

2 ай бұрын

51% Slavic blood

I just discovered this channel and the style reminds me of old Tobuscus videos. It's actually uncanny how much they resemble one another in form.

22:37 I really like how he says this because it’s true, to get to where you want to be there’s always something blocking the path to success, but you just have to go through it.

“He knows when your sleeping, he knows when your awake. He knows you haven’t drunk enough water.” As a kid who just got back from the hospital and is being forced to take in 8 - 9 liters a day now, I felt so much stress hearing that

@EXPeepik

2 ай бұрын

... i should probably drink some water

the grandma lore goes crazy

@Gabrielfromultrakill359

2 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once…

@sjoerdvandermeer15

2 ай бұрын

They locked me in a room. A rubber room…

@user-ln9gd8cp1x

2 ай бұрын

A rubber room with rats.

@Youtubewatcherlol1

2 ай бұрын

that’s crazy

@Frau_Brotchen

2 ай бұрын

@@user-ln9gd8cp1x and rats make me crazy

bruh ik no one need that info but Vera is common slavic name, that also literally translates to "Believe" (meaning of that name as well), so its double fun

I LOVED the song at the end. Amazing video

Dragoon's the type of guy to learn Quantum Physics just to play a cookie game.

You're in too deep.

@Riciliz

2 ай бұрын

thats what she said Edit: for some reason, the amount of likes this reply has is the total amount of likes that all of the other replies that say "damn, you beat me to it" have. This still stands up as of 52 likes.

@ENSontop

2 ай бұрын

​@@Ricilizi don't know what he expected from saying that😂

@-w-.

2 ай бұрын

​@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it

@Echyy

2 ай бұрын

​@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it

@Mahashiii

2 ай бұрын

@@Riciliz damn, you beat me to it

This was the best cookie clicker video ive ever seen. Not that ive seen many over the years but damn this really pulled me in. C:

every time i see one of your videos, they made my day, amazing work

> javascript console > "Cookie Clicker is written in Java" that PHYSICALLY hurt

@lawinepijllawinepijl9013

2 ай бұрын

Yeah i thought that too xD

@dxcvvxd

2 ай бұрын

watching dragoon not knowing the difference between programming languages makes me hurt physically

@fbiman9643

2 ай бұрын

Am I stupid? Cuz i don't get it.

@kaiki-desu8193

2 ай бұрын

​@@fbiman9643 Java and javascript are two completely different languages.

@fbiman9643

2 ай бұрын

@@kaiki-desu8193 so they have nothing in common?

And now, we wait 2 years, for the inevitable return of dragoon's cookie clicker frenzy, exept this time he'll have a certain amount of sugar lumps

"Fuck off and let me bake cookies" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥

@minecraft_plushieaxolotl

2 ай бұрын

the funniest part in the video

@Gbate

2 ай бұрын

@@minecraft_plushieaxolotl fr💀

@Thecooldudenoob

2 ай бұрын

a heartfelt message ❤❤❤

@ndzsau

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@itsCombustify

2 ай бұрын

bro just went up to 11 with that quote

Glad your channel is back man!

bro the song at the end is actually so good bro, the tobuscus vibes are spectacular and I love you bro.,

Not trying to be a math dork and I know this is all a joke to explain cookie fractals, but (c-m)^2 would not equal m(c-m), it would equal c^2-2cm+m^2, which explain how cookies magically appeared. Honestly, this is on par for cookie clicker craziness though.

@Dragoon45

2 ай бұрын

(c-m)^2 is c^2-2cm+m^2. that is true But (c-m)^2/(c-m) is the same as (c-m)^(2-1), which simplifies c-m the actual problem with the maths is that c-m=0, and you can't divide by 0

@Dragoon45

2 ай бұрын

wait, i may have messed up

@Dragoon45

2 ай бұрын

yeah alright, youre right But for some reason c^2-m^2 / c-m is still c-m

@spongytrout7462

2 ай бұрын

@@Dragoon45NERDS

@KirkWilliams300

2 ай бұрын

@@Dragoon45 sadly not true, c^2-m^2 actually written out is (c-m)•(c+m). The opposite sides makes it so when you distribute, that middle section cancels each other out so you are left with the two terms squared. It’s weird because theoretically signs shouldn’t matter but because of imaginary numbers that arise from negative numbers and squaring/square rooting, stuff like this happens.

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

@christianmiddelaarvan2377

2 ай бұрын

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

@zetsokuro2614

2 ай бұрын

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

@BA_Leafy

2 ай бұрын

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

@xfara

2 ай бұрын

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

@ValiPateu

2 ай бұрын

Crazy? Dragoon was crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

Discovered this channel from here and honestly great content, you not meeting up to your own expectations when it comes to succeeding in these types of games -though you still do quite well- is also relatable to your audience's abilities. I do not meant to roast, your outcomes are what would be for the average person who hasn't lost it yet gave a shot at insane feats and thus, charming. Also tight af bars, you should make a (meme) song.

@thyfirekeeper

2 ай бұрын

I see someone was born in may :)

I don’t really play it on steam but at 13:27 can u see slightly debug upgrades though idk if that is always there on steam, great vid btw

>Goes to a discord about a game. >You play the game wrong. Fellas, is it wrong to click a cookie?

@cheeselordthe11th47

2 ай бұрын

No, fellas. It is not wrong to click a 🍪

@corporatecapitalism

2 ай бұрын

Are people actually like that on there?

@cookiemains

2 ай бұрын

i mean its suboptimal and he spreads misinfo like 99% of the reddit is pretty braindead for a similar reason

@truffflzz

2 ай бұрын

@@corporatecapitalismthe thing is he could be playing the game so much more optimally, we expect more from the face of our community

@Fififoop_Foo

2 ай бұрын

​@@corporatecapitalism he isn't good at the game, especially for someone who is legit the face of cookie clicker

10:32 fun fact this step is invalid because c-m=0 and you cannot divide by 0

@austersimon

2 ай бұрын

the oldest trick in the book to make 2 = 1 possible

@kimikimar383

2 ай бұрын

Besides, c²-m² is not (c-m)², rather (c-m)(c+m)

Got the mouse mat, love it. It is actualy so smooth i can notice a real diffrence the face is also improoving my gmeplay

Don't know who are you, but you have *"Dragoon"* and in my recommendation, therefore it's a must to watch your video and sub xD I didn't know that Cookie Clicker has such a deep lore. Especially when you have a beef with the grandma. That's _adoughrable_ 🤣

damn this video is acctually insane. love when content creators go the extra mile to make something sick.

The entire video was an ad for a deskmat That deskmat looks amazing

the fact that it starts off my baking cookies with your grandma to fighting cookie god in between universes with the help of a cookie dragon in the span of like 10 hours is crazy

Dang I haven't heard your voice in a while its good to be back

Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.

the song at the end was genuinely beautiful. this serie is a masterpiece

26:05 I havent felt this offput and uplifted since early tobuscus music

22:05 you can also add the red cookie buff from grandmapocalypsis that gives you like x999 cookie production

Dragoon please rap more at this point not only do I want it, I NEED IT, MY SOUL NEEDS IT, EVERY FIBER OF MY BODY NEEDS IT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM SELF DESTRUCTION

@SephTunes

2 ай бұрын

I hope he stops rapping forever, I skip those parts immediately.

@kaloianyakov4992

2 ай бұрын

@@SephTunes I SHALL CRUSADE AGAINST HERETICS LIKE YOU AND WILL DESTROY THEM ALL AND YOU I WILL SAVE FOR LAST TO SEE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A DARKER WORLD CRUMBLE LIKE THE SKIN OF VERA WHEN DRAGOON DESTROYS HER

@powerplay9422

2 ай бұрын

You are forbidden from buying his deskmat@@SephTunes

only dragoon could basically make a summary of his last 4 videos that i already watched and still make me watch till the end

I aint gna lie i barely came across this guy but his comedy is so great i subbed damn near instantly

I remember a time before there were sugar lumps and stocks, but the addition of the garden was what got me to quit. lol

Hey man, first time seeing one of your videos. Just wanted to say incredible video quality, storytelling, comedy, and overall flow; great job, man! Time to go speedrun your entire catalog of videos to see more of this fantastic stuff ^.^ very cool

16:30 So that's why grandma's always have SEVERAL cats, they keep their allies close but enemies CLOSER.

Oh, thank God you’re back I thought you were gone forever

Great job for having the patience to go for the final achievement without save scumming haha I could never

@truffflzz

2 ай бұрын

as a person who failed flightless grail because bad exec, i can confirm comp trevig is very easy (im getting to it later okay i had exams and no time to scry)

@truffflzz

Ай бұрын

update: 106 trevig lfg

Dragoon really took the phrase "Let him cook" to heart

The cycle never ends Well it does but it lasts quite a while

Watching this at 2 AM is an experience that I don't know if I would ecommend

I love how each episode is like a new cookie clicker ascension, where you restart quicker to reach where you left off

i’ve been struggling the past time and your videos help so much! thank you for making these awesome videos!

I love his awful maths class at the 10 minute mark. If you need help dragoon, hit up your local asylum. I am not qualified for that

Nice Toaplan soundtrack, you truly are a man of taste

We have turned one cookie, into 2 math cookies. And all we had to do was divide by 0 to get there. A truly marvelous invention

Nice, Genevieve Ladi, the true protagonist, hasnt been forgotten

I feel like Dragoon has a fetish for putting himself in more pain than people would go through in 100 lifetimes

"I don't have a sponsor this video" The video:

this entire video is just how conversation flows with that one friend tbh

Thank you for inspiring me to do all the achievements too. I have 87% and mostly just need building amounts/cookie amounts and lumps. I shall aid you in your perilous quest to defeat the wretched grandmatriarchs.

You are right, nothing interesting happens in May, I guess I don't exist too, hmmm but if I don't exist..... (fade in non-existence)

This man makes cookie clicker into the best documentary of all time😂

I like how he constantly replays the same games but he makes up a new plot every time

That deskmat promo had the smoothest transition ever, and yes Dragoon I will buy your deskmat

@FasolaGuy

2 ай бұрын

Traitor! Sacrifice her. Why must you ask? Well ofcourse! She doesn't have sugar coated lady fingers!!111!11!!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

funky thing i might regret: This vid reminded me of my own run, and when i opened it I got a shadow achievement for playing for a year without ascending (whyd i write a month). so uh, here you go????

Cookie clicker is a bit more complicated than I remember

I have a birthday in may and I choose to stay asleep (don't wanna pay child support)

@Dragoon45

2 ай бұрын

so reasomable

@Israeltheking123

Ай бұрын

Hi Dragoon

I always knew you were crazy but this video was 1. Insightful and 2. Proof that cookie clicker made you lose it

I had one really extreme session of cookie clicker where I played way longer than I should have, but I never went back.

Turned from a cookie clicker run to a literal inspiration video

Continuing the saga. Beating the ancient ones. Becoming an ascended. Cooking Cookie King.

Lifted to this, need the inspiration of the indomitable human spirit

Can't wait for dragoon to find out hypixel skyblock now has a version of cookie clicker with grandmas too! Vera has a interdimerional army!

This is the best merch ad I’ve ever seen

13:40 "The JavaScript console. Cookie Clicker is written in Java." Java and JavaScript are completely different programming languages!

You know about the Windows accessibility feature, that lets you use the numpad on the keyboard as a mouse? Including clicking, and... double clicking? You end up with 2 keys to hammer the shit out of whenever there's a frenzy on. You can also get a god in the temple who multiplies any frenzies etc by the number of buildings you've sold in the last 30 seconds. So you put him in, buy loads of the cheaper buildings, then set to "sell" "all" and do just that for a few types. Then your numpad hammering can be worth dozens of times more! Eventually you'll probably want to let him go if you're gonna go into idle playing. But he'll help you get up high quickly. Of course some of the buildings you sell may have been contributing to your cookies per second, so you might take a hit there. But most of the early buildings are crap and contribute almost nothing, so they're better sold off as a multiplier. But you only get 30 seconds, remember! So during a frenzy you might have time to sell them, then rebuy them quickly (by the hundred), then sell them again. Do that as many times as you can manage in the frenzy (or Dragon Harvest or whatever else). The time you waste buying and selling is more than compensated for in cookies. I don't sell cursors or grandmas cos they're good contributors, but the few below, in fact many, you can check are producing almost nothing.

i love how were still doing the morgan gag lmao

I already know that Dragoon was serious when he said "see you in two years". Can't wait for that video

Dragoon having merch is peak

That’s crazy dragoons respawned with a vengeance. We’re not gonna live his revenge arc.

“Sell a grandma” -Dragoon before being taken by the government

10:46 Im going to point out here that you tried to divide by 0, had me confused for a few minutes though.

@jamesmitchell5138

2 ай бұрын

I never expected for Dragoon to see my comment, let alone react to it. From one Aussie to another, wow, never saw that coming.

You cannot escape now. You're in too deep.

Good to know it’s all back

Dragoon is so funny:"Sugar lumps is like a cracked cocaine"

I absolutely love how the dive into this insane game has evolved into a full on music video and half a year has past

"oooo what did Dragoon upload? COOKIE CLICKER, I GOTTA STOP ANYTHING WHAT IM DOING AND I HAVE TO WATCH THIS"

My mousepad has finally arived cant wait for the nightmares of dragoon constantly looking into my soul.

great to see you back!

Dragoon so we don't wait two years, read this. The fastest way to get sugar lumps is by doing the following: Grind out the garden seeds, and then sacrifice for 10 sugar lumps. This will lower the amount of time spend by sooo much, so please do this.

@hrn8935

2 ай бұрын

also use dragon's curve

3:35 bro woke up and decided to dox my house 😭

@Dragoon45

2 ай бұрын

I know where you live... planet earth

@Tiger_5019

2 ай бұрын

🤯​ i am concerned about how you know this @@Dragoon45

"To fuck off and let me bake cookies" caught me off guard so hard

This made me buy the game, thank you

YES THE SERIES CONTINUES