Bruce is the kind of guy that would get his sustenance entirely from IV drop if he could get away with it.

@darthnutsack6717

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally just thinking that. Probably eats those army/astronaut food tubes on the go or something.

@TheBoxingCannabyte

2 жыл бұрын

Hell he should be able to create the tech now to do that it would make sense in that world. Imagine if he went and got some tech from White Dragons pocket dimension and make peacemaker swear to be a good boy as vigilante hides and leaves him his dads pocket room for s2 hehe Seriously tho if characters like that have it in DC Batman should and really he is the Iron Man of this world. But a ninja. Beyond that even. Anyway… I think you got a good idea!

@StevenMichaelCunningham

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheBoxingCannabyte imagine vegan solely instead of imbalance.

@cody3504

9 ай бұрын

@@darthnutsack6717You should try an MRE sometime Walmart sells some really good ones but I think they’re $5 a pop and not much variety so if you wanna spend $15 on something you’ll never get anywhere else try it out (:

@coledavidson5630

8 ай бұрын

"eating is a waste of time, crime doesn't wait"

2 boiled eggs and porridge for breakfast doesn’t sound like the start of a day for a man who consumes almost 10 thousand calories.

@artemthetrain14

2 жыл бұрын

Fr, he's exactly the kind of person who could get away with eating a good amount of junk and it would probably. E more efficient for him. You can only stuff so much tofu and boiled chicken down your throat.

@eu29lex16

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's probably the diet of the writer, not of a guy like Batman himself.

@jo69817

2 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say, he would have to eat fast food just to hit his caloric intake to not loose the muscle as a necessity cuz its SO MUCH FOOD

@ajcruzer92

2 жыл бұрын

A 7000 calorie protein shake lol

@Spoeism

Жыл бұрын

I eat like Bruce even down too Green tea and smoothies. I traded porridge for smart food: Hemp, Buckwheat, Chi, etc.

There’s no way he doesn’t throw up eating all that then fighting crime 10 minutes later!

@Steezealways

2 жыл бұрын

Yo I was thinking that same thing

@Travis-4U

2 жыл бұрын

He doesnt.......because he's batman

@Goro69

2 жыл бұрын

@@Travis-4U it's all I wanted to hear

@ufuomaerharhine2468

2 жыл бұрын

@@Travis-4U no because he's strong and calm

@shalindelta7

2 жыл бұрын

@@ufuomaerharhine2468 and batman

Batman's diet is Vengeance. And Justice.

@forsaken-mb4xb

3 ай бұрын

With a side order of spaghetti

Great vid, but we all know Batman couldn’t do this naturally

@ZAxDoesMC

2 жыл бұрын

yes, batman is in fact not real

@chiantiwarren9497

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZAxDoesMC I think he’s talking about steroids.

@RoganHighlightReel926

2 жыл бұрын

@@chiantiwarren9497 yeah batman is 100% on roids

@orangeman3220

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoganHighlightReel926 he on that venom derivative

@user-ti4wv7ds8h

2 жыл бұрын

No shit Sherlock, he is a fictional character lmao

Bruce probably has a rare sleep mutation that does exist, enabling only 3 to 5 hrs being needed. He's a genetic jackpot.

This is honestly a well put video. Brief, concise, trivial, and entertaining for a video about someone’s diet and the calculations of it, I wonder if someone actually replicates Batman’s diet and workout routine irl

@MMDVG

2 жыл бұрын

They'd probably be hospitalized

@batatahigh382

2 жыл бұрын

Hm, i know an interesting channel on this topic. The Bioneer

@cotopaximusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@batatahigh382 the Bioneer rocks

@popisolation

2 жыл бұрын

You would have a very short lifespan and probably be mentally unstable

@ninjahacker2

2 жыл бұрын

@@batatahigh382 yeah, he really does that kind of integral, multidisciplinary training and the dude looks great

Wish you’d show the scene from Beware the Batman where Bruce buys some weird meat to be made into liquid. That was one of the first batman media to actually go in depth about Bruces diet

Batmans diet? Justice served with vengeance!

Honestly this doesn't surprise me in the least I think it's Hue Jackman who was confirmed to need to eat somewhere around 5,000+ calories a day while he was getting in and maintaining his physique for X-Men origin's Wolverine and Jackman has only achieved a few of Batman's physical capability feats like being able to left just over a thousand pounds so yeah if you can do everything Batman can do physically I have no doubt that you'd need all those calories.

@combinemax

2 жыл бұрын

Who said hue ever counted calories? Could be a generalization. Plus, 5000 cal isn't that much really

@williehughes1690

2 жыл бұрын

@@combinemax very true

@sheadoherty7434

2 жыл бұрын

Hugh, like most actors when it comes to bulking, was most likely exaggerating. These Hollywood's will sell you that they ate nothing but chicken breast, broccoli and rice while working out 3 hours a day everyday.

@grietaman.

2 жыл бұрын

He was probably exaggerating calories

@shoeylouie

2 жыл бұрын

He is lying. Have a great day

Dwayne Johnson is a prime example of what a Batman diet plan would be like. He's been doing this his whole career.

@6stringhellion

2 жыл бұрын

Sure but despite him not admitting to it because it’s very taboo to admit it in the Hollywood scene, the rock takes PEDs… and the truth is that amount of eating and gear use is not sustainable nor healthy for a human. But Batman is a fictional person with superhuman attributes.. so it works for him..

@thareelhelloagain

2 жыл бұрын

That and all the steroids Dwayne takes.

@BonzerMrT

Жыл бұрын

@@thareelhelloagain he’s a athlete/actor it’s been in his diet for a long time

@thareelhelloagain

Жыл бұрын

@@BonzerMrT Yes but steroids isn't a diet plan.

@Ashwra

Жыл бұрын

@@thareelhelloagainbatman would take hard steroids like the stuff that no one in the public eye has heard of it would probably have little/ no side effects, I feel like he would have a mentality of whatever it takes

I’ve been watching you for a while now, and I can’t express how much I appreciate you for all the great content you provide us with! thanks for inspiring me to start my own channel and videos ❤️

You have no idea how many times I've seen this on my home page. KZread REALLY wanted me to see this. Half-way through and worth it. I definitely needed to know how much food Batman somehow eats

These videos are produced in a manner that makes em look like IGN worthy. Great production quality, amazing editing, well-written script, facts, math, research, used multiple iterations of characters if so said character is from a multiverse, and more. I predict your channel should grow exponentially in no time :)

Whatever his mom cooks, oh wait...

@Ricky_Spanishh

4 ай бұрын

You're cold blooded 😂😂😂

I may never drink alcohol again after watching this

I was friends with a power lifter who did exactly this. He blended everything into smoothies. Doesn't matter what he ate, it became a shake.

FINALLY THIS QUESTION KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT I box and lift and really no amount of food is ever enough, my body fat doesn't move up a notch over 9% and muscle mass barely moves , my activity is much less than Batman by far but still i spend most of the day eating and it's never enough, it makes me go insane. I know Batman is a fictional character but it's not strange that some people eat so little but still Gain muscle and stay very active and lively during the day, the question is howww????

@robertlevy4613

Жыл бұрын

You’re not eating as much as you think you are, hard gainers have to literally eat more than they want and feel stuffed all the time: I’ve been there, it’s miserable: whole milk helps tremendously

@Han-nk3io

Жыл бұрын

Some people digest better.

How does he shit when he's out on his late night rounds???

@victorhuerta9186

2 жыл бұрын

Butt plug maybe?

@ConeTheBoss559

Жыл бұрын

Over the rooftops and directly onto criminals

The only time I ever saw Batman with food is when Alfred made pancakes for him, but Rorschach ate them before Batman could get to them

Wayne Industries has pharmaceutical and food science subsidiaries. Bruce can easily have people find and prepare the highest qualify food, vitamins, and PEDs in the right dosage enough and have Alfred prepare the food for him at home and sort out all of his pills and drugs in a sorter.

Batman has superpowers. And i still feel like the film dont showcase his genius well enough.

You should have a discord server to discuss topics like these dude to that fact that many of the scientific findings are off and are not taking factors like metabolic adaptation into consideration. This is were the body becomes more efficient and use less calories to perform tasks or the fact that he would have to cycle through a vast array of nootropics since the body's receptors also bring up their own issues.

Sir can you make a video about the science of how smart batman is, loved all the videos about him btw.

Trick question we all know Batman's appetite is pure justice with a side of vengeance.

So basically batman's greatest weakness is beer😂

I'm curious to see more batman diet canon bc it's one of those things i've always wondered

dude is underrated

Awesome!

one of the things polyphasic sleep does to you is make you extremely hungry, i remember trying it out for a month in my late teens and having to eat twice as much while staying at the same weight, you can factor for activity levels with the formula but i dont know how it goes for people on such a different sleep schedule, getting only 2-4 hours of sleep every day should account for a lot of calories needed both to mantain the body going on a BMR as well as add 4-6 hours of activity every day... how does that factor in there? im really curious about that XD

"What does Batman eat" Food, he eats food, there you go.

I never the bit about Batman not drinking alcohol. The real question is, how does he shake off drugs like Poison Ivy’s pheromones or Scarecrow’s fear toxin if his body doesn’t physically have any sort of tolerance built up? There’s no way willpower alone can burn off drugs to mitigate the effects, is there? Or is it just another “because he’s Batman” explanation?

@combinemax

2 жыл бұрын

Probably some bs in the vein of "during his training he ingested a bit of every poison in a non lethal dose and now is almost immune to every poison ever"

@MesmerazianHPutra

2 жыл бұрын

I think it involves his metabolism

@rahulg5403

2 жыл бұрын

Fear toxin can't work if you don't feel fear.

@benjaminvega7186

2 жыл бұрын

Are you under the impression that intoxicants like alcohol are the same as toxins from supervillains?

@SuperSanity1

2 жыл бұрын

There's never been any indication that he "burns" them off with no tolerance built up. We have multiple examples of him feeling the effects of the drugs and having to come of with some kind of serum for them. We also have comics where it's stated that he HAS built up a tolerance to them.

I’ve always thought Batman as he got older having a harder time eating as much starts using a synthetic venom to keep performance and maintaining the long hours

The real mystery is how or when does Batman shit these meals out.

Pretty sure it’s chicken breast, broccoli, spinach, turkey, fish, Endogenous Testosterone, Decca, Trenbolone and Bane venom.

@lewisaino

2 жыл бұрын

Also Rage

I loved the video but in most interactions of Batman, he's 6'2 210 pounds or 95.254 kilograms not 225 pounds or 102.058 kilograms. Either way though it wouldn't change the calories he'd need to ingest to much to maintain his extra active lifestyle. Again I really loved the video.👍

@realdealofskills

Жыл бұрын

He’s a big man at that size who sure does have a strong stomach to consume calories as much as he can to help him stay on top of his crime fighting routine.

And this is only when Alfred can convince his crazy ass to eat.

"What does Batman Eat?" Crime

Batman eats pure vengeance

Comic Batman literally just lives off of Alfred's cookies and cucumber sandwiches most of the time.

@metaemperor

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the soup Alfred or Robin makes 🤣

One thing we know for sure... He does not eat nachos.

You should make a video on what the Flash eats in a day

Diet sound excellent to be honest

He’d poison himself with mercury from the tuna everyday

@GORILLA_PIMP

4 ай бұрын

Lol exactly

Batman entered chat: I Aprove Batman exited chat

Batman's midnight snack is vengeance with a side of justice, on a cold plate of course.

Bruce Lee did something similar to this... blended food to save time.

Middle of a patrol Bat-drone drops a Alfred made takeaway.

I'm not chewing my tough steak until it's more liquidy than water

Late asl but I’ve been saying if I get throw a party ima have a homemade wine class specifically for my party ginger ale 😂

He uses PED’s definitely but nothing wrong with it cause it’s not like he’s an athlete competing professionally

@shiesty_x_ghost4165

Жыл бұрын

No he doesn't

@GORILLA_PIMP

4 ай бұрын

​@@shiesty_x_ghost4165 Of course he does lmfao

@shiesty_x_ghost4165

4 ай бұрын

@@GORILLA_PIMPgo find sum to do bro😭

Appreciate

Anybody remember Michael Phelps eating 10Kcal per day to get into/maintain his final Olympic form?

I can appreciate the Arkham City title music used as the background music in this video.

@rileysimpson3543

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I couldn’t even focus on the video because that music gave me flashbacks

I've never even thought of this. I love KZread sometimes

random person : yo batman thanks but also what you eat? batman : JUSTICE person : hey... batman : gone [ empty air ]

He is not a "super" hero tho. A hero but not a super hero, no super powers just a strong skilled guy in a suit.

@Krueltybeast187

2 жыл бұрын

You're thinking of iron man...

just numbers that's it I was not even paying attention to what you actually said

I like to think Batman Beyond Bruce is only 50 but looks 80 because his body has been so destroyed by patroling and preparing.

That is less than Finnish defence forces "Sissiradisti".

Who wouldve known, if Batman is ever captured, he will lose most of his function due to just hunger? Aaaand who wouldve known that all Joker needs to do to turn Batman into a crazed maniac is to get him to drink beer?

My entire diet is a shake made of high quality whey protein isolate and carbohydrate powder in equal amounts. I drink that five times a day and take a high quality men's multivitamin to take care of the micronutrients. My food budget is really cheap, my head is clear, and my body is lean and strong.

Blending food might still be bad for Bruce as he will get high insuline spikes due to rapid absorbtion.

Your calorie count is accurate as Navy Seal candidates in BUDS training burn about 8,000 calories per day during Hell Week.

120g of lean chicken and 80g of steamed brocolli is around 180 calories (yeah, kilocalories for geeks). Meaning to just eat chicken and brocolli, Bruce would need to eat 10 kilograms of chicken and brocolli or 22 pounds per day for 9,000 calories.

Justice, his diet is Justice

Batman definitely smokes the zaza for sure

I just realized trick theory's little character looks like hyoga from Dr stone

The question that comes to my mind the most is how many times does he have to use the toilet? and how does he go all night without using it?

Nice

He eats… JUST ICE !!

6 foot? Bruce has to be at least 6'3"!

What song was playing in the background?

@tricktheorists

2 жыл бұрын

The title music from Arkham City played for quite a bit of it. It was an orchestral non copyright version. Just in case I slowed it down and changed the pitch a little to avoid a copyright strike.

I literally eat so fast that by the time you’d put it in the blender it’ll already be gone 😂😂😂 I have a fast metabolism just felt the need to say that

I think eddy halls diet would be a decent indicator of how Batman has to eat

Seems like he would drink more protein drinks. Also doesn’t he drink various types of tea that Alfred serves?

He loves lobster thermodore

Bruce Wayne is rich, i don't doubt that he uses steroids often, protein powders

This guy reminds me of MatPat from film theory

Wow Bruce must have a lot of toilet breaks lol😂

What movie was the kung-fu scenes from?

Technically Batman would need a lot of sugar. Mostly from natural sources tho but still

Grass and drippings from the ceiling.

Bruce injects himself with Spartan coctail of vitamins, proteins and calories and John-117 approves this for sure.

Steak and eggs you welcome for the whole video

They need to make Batman a meta human he’s way to overpowered as a normal guy I guess that would lose the appeal but he lifts more and does more than Olympic athletes.

"I Drink Bats, just like a Bat would"

We need to ask Alfred.

His diet is crime and justice

His diet is just ice.

Update: I used to eat MRE's, now I eat mostly healthy fats, meats, and eggs. Lots of protein. The problem is it takes too much time to cook. ALFRED where's my samich?!!!!!

So that batman doesn't nachos thing is true after all

Bats. And anger.

Justice

What gear stack are he taking? ANSWER MEEE!!!

Me an NCAA athlete in the process of adjusting my daily meals hearing this: 👀

Batman is basically training like Michael Phelps who consumed 10000 calories

Beware the Batman TV Show actually answered this question

5:13

So alcohol is Batman’s kryptonite 🤔😮