No more homework, no more books, the whole darn school's getting the hook.

Passenger: “Hey look stupid you’re outta gas!!!” Red: “Outta gas, I don’t think so!” 🤣🤣🤣 Priceless

16:08 "I cannot erase the memory of all of our great steaks levitating in front of our very eyes."

the pick-axe precise hole placement gag is one of my favs from RGS.

9:58 "because a woman sees a man not as a man but as a do-it-yourself man kit ..." So true.

I didn't get to tear down my elementary school but I retained zero memories from that place. I think that's making this episode even funnier for me.

@mikezylstra7514

Жыл бұрын

I have 3 of the Seth Thomas Deco School Room clocks (the last wind up school room clocks Seth Thomas made) from my elementary school. I even have the one from my 2nd grade room and it still gains 3 minutes a week just like it did 64 years ago (I was a clock watcher in school - couldn't wait to get out of there)

Oh Gawd! This has to be one of the funniest episodes I have seen of this show!

A hockey stick hood holder. Kills me every time

Funny how Winston's gloves are always pristine!

Great how in the second lodge standard scene Harold cause Dalton to cry about the how they demolished their old school. Cries in the next lodge standard scene. Mike laughs and then cries. How the goggles Red brings gets him crying again, and with Mike, Winston, and everyone at the meeting to cry too. That last moment really makes me laugh, seeing most of the people there cry. All thanks to Harold.

@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine

Ай бұрын

His fault this entire time.

Damn that truss thing seems like a good idea for working on your car

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

it actually does look like a decent DIY car lift for a backyard mechanic

@asdasd-ni8eg

4 жыл бұрын

It's also a good way to choose who will live and who will die. But a good steel set works wonders especially for trucks

@bostonrailfan2427

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not far from the truth as it’s the same as the tire ramps used to get onto lifts

They got the crying flu and Typhoid Harold is the carrier

I remember this. it was on tv at one time. Remember really liking this show.

21:48. Red walks off in disgust, like, "The hell with this, I'm out of here". XD.

This is one of the funniest shows around, I love RedGrees .Com

20:21. Okay, if my wife is watching, I will _definitely_ be coming straight home after the meeting. I gotta get out of here. I haven't seen this many men crying since they cancelled "Baywatch".

@TheMovieUniverse

2 жыл бұрын

That is so true!

Awesome parking structure out of trusses. That could easily be used for working on the underside with ease. That is cheaper than buying a hoist lift, then when you are finished using it to work on the cars, build a shed with it.

@misterandersson5645

2 жыл бұрын

The problem here is, that the ramps are so long, so you could fit three cars in the same amount of space. Just by parking the normal way!

An episode all about demolition and not a single appearance of K B Montrose. This episode could’ve easily featured him in several of the skits, especially the Possum Lodge Word Game.

@bostonrailfan2427

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Whitney he’s a legitimate Hollywood Star so has to be used sparingly by them for cost reasons...he’s never actually been part of the main plot in any episode, even his Christmas special appearance was simply part of the Christmas theme and not the plot

"people that sit over in this area and tell you what you're doing wrong..." lol He means "wife"

Harold, you don't seem to realize that most men don't like to be reminded of their childhood.

@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine

Ай бұрын

Was he satisfied with this? I don't think.

What is really funny. I had an 1974 Datsun pickup truck. And it should have been in a junk yard not on the highway. But I used a broom stick that I “ borrowed“ from my $ 3.35 an hour job and just forgot to return it. This was in the late 80s. Wonder if they ever knew what happened to the stick the next morning.

if steve smith wanted to go into book deals ....his segments..."talk to you middle age guys" and" ask the experts", would make a great read .

Love red green

I love Mikes belt buckle.

@bostonrailfan2427

4 жыл бұрын

Eddieallen doubles as a toolkit for his lockpicks

0.20 that look of doubt always gets me

I haven't seen this many men crying since they canceled Bay Watch.

@bostonrailfan2427

4 жыл бұрын

TheGreatWiseAss at least they had the internet to relieve their pressure

I guess if you can afford to have a steady supply of name brand Duct Tape, you can afford enough Klean-Ex vs a generic alternative for its rare use.

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

I think they explain in universe their excessive duct tape use on being supported/endorsed/sponsored by 3M of Canada (makers of name brand duct tape) so they probably get it cheap or for free.

Red green demolished a school

The return of Bill!

18:34 “hey look, stupid, you’re out of gas”

love it!

... he said I'd go blind ....

Welp, I went from craving a steak, to losing my lunch in 60 seconds flat.

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

i had something like that happen once, we were cooking some old steaks from the back of the refrigerator and the ones on top were fine but as we finished cooking we found some rot at the bottom of the stack of meat and nearly threw up since we'd already eaten some. Did the same with some fresh oysters, a few of them were closed and looked fine but after they cooked the shells opened to reveal some of them were long dead and infested with something horrifying.

Im not a fan of destroying classic cars...but there wasnt much good left on this one....I think its ok to let it go.

@diogenessdog186

4 жыл бұрын

The more rust , dents and missing parts is character . You'd certainly fail as an antique dealer :-)

@ArcherMorningside

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

This show is a classic Joe.. navy Veteran

Red Green American Hero.

@johnnyhall4335

2 жыл бұрын

But he's from Canada.

That opener is a great idea. Maybe not the tape but the rest is good. 😁👍

public enema #1 Laughed my a$$ off watching that skit. "look stupid you're out of gas..." Out of gas? I don't think so. lol

I can't believe they destroyed that 58 Ford

@cryinglaughter6792

6 жыл бұрын

Ray Shaw too far gone

@isaacdyer6556

5 жыл бұрын

@@cryinglaughter6792Not for the rat rod culture.

@e493af

4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually a Meteor

at 11:48, the pickaxe in red's hands flips

@mathiasthewise

3 жыл бұрын

You're right! I missed that last time.

I really think that the roof truss thing may work. if you use a couple of those side by side and attach them with wood glue and nails

When I was at school all I hoped for was to get through the day to go home, and at home I couldn't wait to get to school to get away from my parents.

Harold has been a wet blanked throughout the entire series!

@bostonrailfan2427

4 жыл бұрын

DwayneAPurple the voice of reason that kept him alive for years...

@KJTV67

Жыл бұрын

He was a bedwetter-according to his Uncle Red

Mike is probably the funniest one.

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

he's actually one of my favorite characters on the show, probably my favorite after Red himself. his goofy nature, voice, and mannerisms reminds me alot of my oldest friend and his criminal background reminds me of alot of guys i grew up with.

@ianfinrir8724

3 жыл бұрын

I love every time Mike hosts the word game. He's just so damn animated.

Oooh god that Adventures segment was so gross!!!

@calebroberts5422

5 жыл бұрын

I know right....

@jimshoemaker1258

4 жыл бұрын

Haha "We got a lot of flys, they are the provincial bird."

Wait but how do you park the first car? Assuming that the tires are the same width

My god this guy is king Solomon

bill is back ....okie dokie

I hate to see that poor 1958 Ford get abused like that

@JoeKaye-hn5dt

3 жыл бұрын

Nice clock, though.

How does the guy in the car below get out of the car? Duke of Hazard style?

R.I.P. Wayne Robson ( MIke Hamar ). Check him out in Delores Claiborne ( 1995 ), as mailman Sammy Marchand.

I guess the main question is why he had an enema bag in the car to begin with.

Would that be a late 1950s Dodge or Plymouth something ? please reply !

@BA-gn3qb

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Cover your ear things 3:50

🤣🤣🤣

What's the song Red's got playing at 8:20?

@JM-yx1lm

6 жыл бұрын

Ian Sherman sandstorm

I soooo missed adventures with bill!!! he is hilarious!! lol

why the hell would men cry when they cancelled Baywatch?

@CJODell12

5 жыл бұрын

Have you never seen Baywatch? Eye candy galore.

@adameriksson6921

5 жыл бұрын

Give it a watch. You'll understand.

@joehand2156

4 жыл бұрын

It was the 90's what did you expect lol

@williamcrowe2576

4 жыл бұрын

Two words; Pamela Andersen.

@bostonrailfan2427

4 жыл бұрын

Pre-internet way of seeing nearly naked women without visiting an adult section of the video store

Bet it was Berta beef, eh bud?

@johnnyhall4335

2 жыл бұрын

As long as it wasn't any more of that bull viagra from the episode before this.

☺️😆☘️

That is 58 Ford abuse

1950 something Dodge ?

@benmiltenburg1867

4 жыл бұрын

58 Meteor

@scottmarcil5050

4 жыл бұрын

I guess equivalent to the ford is what I was gonna. I had a 58 wagon they were a 1 yr only ugly car

Where DO they get all those crappy cars??

@ianfinrir8724

3 жыл бұрын

Mostly from junkyards, sometimes fans sent them in.

@KJTV67

Жыл бұрын

The Chysler Group

50 something Dodge ?

@TierodMcslush

4 жыл бұрын

frank frank 58 Ford

@frankfrank1814

4 жыл бұрын

i must say, that is a surprise . thanks for your reply ! ... just found it online, your are confirmed correct . at end of comment, click on link for photos and description . this one isn't in much better condition than Red's "pre enjoyed" raw product for handyman corner, and they were asking $7,200.00 for it ! lol ! www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/47598158

58 Ford or Merc. ..Hard to tell..

@benmiltenburg1867

4 жыл бұрын

58 Meteor

@JoeKaye-hn5dt

3 жыл бұрын

Ford. The body vaguely resembles the Lincoln late 50's.early 60's. Reverse opening hood is not a Chrysler thing.

Red isn’t original...trusses are how car transports work and are used at places with limited parking where a car is driven up a ramp onto a truss supported gantry allowing the space to park two cars at once

Am I the only socialist who loves the Red Green Show and hates Justin Trudeau ?

@ralphe2839

4 жыл бұрын

Justin turdhole is a asshole

@bostonrailfan2427

4 жыл бұрын

You might be a moderate at heart...

@paddyoak1

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t think you’re really a socialist

@ianfinrir8724

3 жыл бұрын

Read back what you just typed.