The Real Reason Flying Is So Dangerous. James Gregory

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The real reason flying is so dangerous according to James Gregory is because of the birds. In this hilarious clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special James Gregory explains why he is so afraid of flying, and the answer might shock you. Whether you're someone who is afraid of flying, or you're someone who remembers the miracle on the Hudson this clip form James Gregory's Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to have you laughing from start to finish!
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  • @KainGavin
    @KainGavinАй бұрын

    Love you, Mr. Gregory. ❤ You'll always be in our hearts and laughter.

  • @user-mj1lh1iy4x
    @user-mj1lh1iy4x5 ай бұрын

    One of the original funny men who is still my go to on here for a good laugh or two. Thanks Mr. G!

  • @keithkersten5586
    @keithkersten55862 ай бұрын

    He still has a great sense of humor and delivery.

  • @sharonboone4289
    @sharonboone4289 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Gregory always makes laugh. He is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @katguyot6351
    @katguyot63512 жыл бұрын

    I will NEVER get tired of listening to this man! Never :D

  • @MrEdwardCollins
    @MrEdwardCollins2 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh, this bit was HILARIOUS! This is the first time I've seen James Gregory. I hope I can find several other segments from him.

  • @lindagimenez586
    @lindagimenez586 Жыл бұрын

    James Gregory is a comedic genius !!!

  • @davidfalgout7304
    @davidfalgout7304 Жыл бұрын

    had me at fill her up! Awesome !

  • @carlschleicher5516
    @carlschleicher55162 жыл бұрын

    Always enjoy this guy's comedy 🤣 😆 😂

  • @sherifleck5906
    @sherifleck59062 жыл бұрын

    I love him, he brings such joy to my heart ❤️.

  • @tonyaokins9138

    @tonyaokins9138

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep very funny 🤣😋🤪😝

  • @dwightherrington7793
    @dwightherrington7793 Жыл бұрын

    Those faces he makes just kills me.

  • @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr
    @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr2 ай бұрын

    God rest his soul (May 9, '24). If there's ever a Mt. Rushmore for comedy.. James will be the first head on it.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits90772 жыл бұрын

    " A bird, not a deer"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperKirezi

    @SuperKirezi

    2 жыл бұрын

    “A jumbo jet ✈️, not a kite” 😅

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe73302 жыл бұрын

    This guy is always funny as all get out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emilyvalot6948
    @emilyvalot69482 жыл бұрын

    This guy is fantastic!

  • @Cyclon32289
    @Cyclon32289 Жыл бұрын

    I'm studying Aviation law and somehow ended up here after looking up for something in google It was a good break haha.

  • @magnificentmuttley154

    @magnificentmuttley154

    Жыл бұрын

    Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷

  • @iamnormal8648
    @iamnormal864823 күн бұрын

    Grandpa bringing the house down in his golden years.

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom69482 жыл бұрын

    What a gem. 😅👏😅

  • @SaraSavingSpirits
    @SaraSavingSpirits2 жыл бұрын

    He is just P E R F E C T !!!

  • @carlakinstley2053
    @carlakinstley2053 Жыл бұрын

    Too funny!! Always cheers me up😊

  • @wmffmw1854
    @wmffmw1854 Жыл бұрын

    I love flying. I flew F4E, Phantom II Fighter jet. Imagine flying at 100ft doing 1460 knots or what the sky looks like at 81,000 feet. James, I could change your mind about flying and give you a ride you'd never forget. By the way, I don't care how much you way and we'd fill it up. 😂😂

  • @doloresikbaker2371
    @doloresikbaker23714 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU! WHAT A NICE LAUGH I HAD LISTENING TO YOUR HUMOR!

  • @dnaturalblues
    @dnaturalblues2 жыл бұрын

    Bless you Mr. G!!!

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone16112 жыл бұрын

    This is just Amazing

  • @liannkeykaighin
    @liannkeykaighin Жыл бұрын

    This was funny as heck....and accurate

  • @magnificentmuttley154

    @magnificentmuttley154

    Жыл бұрын

    Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷

  • @amoruzz
    @amoruzz Жыл бұрын

    Lmao funny 👍

  • @dinahnewton7580
    @dinahnewton758025 күн бұрын

    I love his comedy

  • @spiritualservicesgodbless7641
    @spiritualservicesgodbless7641 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the video.

  • @11Eighty8productions
    @11Eighty8productions Жыл бұрын

    Love this dude

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle Жыл бұрын

    Show me a seat that's gon bounce outta a cornfield

  • @ken2936
    @ken2936 Жыл бұрын

    America's FUNNIEST COUNTRY BOY.

  • @janetlynn3397
    @janetlynn33975 ай бұрын

    🐦 🛩

  • @tiffanybailey2777
    @tiffanybailey2777 Жыл бұрын

    Love him

  • @tc871comments
    @tc871comments2 жыл бұрын

    Fill it up‼️🤣

  • @carladaniels7910

    @carladaniels7910

    4 ай бұрын

    Omg, fill it up, precious!!!!

  • @pastorryker
    @pastorryker2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah man this dude been killing it for years. I'm not so sure he hasn't just gotten funnier with age. 😆

  • @willgaukler8979

    @willgaukler8979

    2 жыл бұрын

    ... still funny ... but needs a tad of new material ... wishing him all the best ...

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan973829 күн бұрын

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @tomricker1342
    @tomricker134211 ай бұрын

    Loved this !!!!!❤❤❤

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom69482 жыл бұрын

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A - FISH SANDWICH. Hate you DB... 🤣

  • @susanjohnson9795

    @susanjohnson9795

    2 жыл бұрын

    I catch myself singing that sometimes. 🤪🤪

  • @jeancucchi8073
    @jeancucchi8073 Жыл бұрын

    Belly laughing 😂

  • @rawill1958
    @rawill19582 жыл бұрын

    Fill it up... she weighs a million!

  • @slchambers1
    @slchambers12 жыл бұрын

    What’s really funny about flying. People crack on people living in trailers. They’ll climb in a jumbo jet in a flash. Basically a trailer with wings.

  • @FitzChivalryFarseer2

    @FitzChivalryFarseer2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Except trailers have much more space and dont provide harrassment on entry/exit

  • @shawnhicks9838

    @shawnhicks9838

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wish my trailer had them sides though

  • @dalehood1846

    @dalehood1846

    Жыл бұрын

    Steve Chambers, never thought about that. Great comparison though! In a trailer, you can watch TV, they don't even show movies on planes anymore. At least not on my trip.

  • @evelyncarter6040

    @evelyncarter6040

    6 ай бұрын

    A flying bus!😅

  • @lorenzoparedes2306

    @lorenzoparedes2306

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah, but there are no cinder blocks underneath.

  • @patriot9455
    @patriot94556 ай бұрын

    Somebody listened to the airline safety people talk about how much safer air travel is over automobile accidents, someone asked them what the stats would be if a car held 600 people and it rear ended another car with 600 people in and it fell over a 36,000 foot cliff. The speaker said that would never happen. the guy asked ""Why not", and the room erupted in chuckles as everyone found their way out.

  • @jamesmaxwell86
    @jamesmaxwell862 ай бұрын

    Rip

  • @Tractorsandnonsense
    @Tractorsandnonsense Жыл бұрын

    Looks healthy

  • @t-royentertainment1421
    @t-royentertainment142111 ай бұрын

    Last comedian that my Daddy ever saw ...asked me who he was , ...he said son , this is the funniest comedian that i ever heard , Daddy just laughed, if Opie raised on deck , he be on drugs . Daddy died few months later ....❤

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel79192 жыл бұрын

    😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett56032 жыл бұрын

    Fill er up man that lady is lieing about her weight. Ha, ha.

  • @TerriW1203
    @TerriW12032 жыл бұрын

    Looks like a bad infection in his eye, ouch. Regardless he is so funny! I hope he does comedy many more years.

  • @NawfalHasan

    @NawfalHasan

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's a really bird infection

  • @TerriW1203

    @TerriW1203

    2 жыл бұрын

    Too funny! ❤

  • @shawnhicks9838

    @shawnhicks9838

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its called alcoholism

  • @rustytaylor7708

    @rustytaylor7708

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shawnhicks9838 well I'm glad the smart one showed up. I couldn't figure out what is wrong with my horse's eye. He's a dang drunk.

  • @shawnhicks9838

    @shawnhicks9838

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rustytaylor7708 I'm speaking from personal experience so if the prognosis is off a lil u already know y

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan2 жыл бұрын

    If unsure of your flight, watch the movie Alive.

  • @patriot9455
    @patriot94556 ай бұрын

    A big bird hit my truck, took out the windshield. the bird did not fly away, but I get the windshield replaced that day.

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle Жыл бұрын

    Do airplanes have mufflers?

  • @flybob63
    @flybob633 ай бұрын

    I weigh 500 lbs, fill it up! Hilarious. Just an FYI as a pilot. They request your weight for weight and balance calculations in small planes. They may need people to sit in front vs back. It also helps set a limit on fuel load because of weight. They’re required to have enough fuel plus reserve in case they need to divert to alternate airport anyway. They’re not gonna run out, but damn he is hilarious!

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle Жыл бұрын

    Birds 🐦 🦃 🦉 🐥 🐔 🦅 🐦

  • @craigpimlott204
    @craigpimlott2043 ай бұрын

    We have jet fighters flying over our village in mid wales in the Uk only when it’s not raining and there’s not a lot of crows and seagulls in the air thank god we didn’t have jet fighters in the Battle of Britain ..😂😂

  • @darrellepickering8433
    @darrellepickering8433 Жыл бұрын

    Common sense can be funny but only if it's presented right.

  • @EXPATditions
    @EXPATditions2 жыл бұрын

    Not loving dogs is dangerous 🐶

  • @FitzChivalryFarseer2
    @FitzChivalryFarseer22 жыл бұрын

    I dislike how many metaphorical birds were harmed in the making of this joke

  • @TerriW1203

    @TerriW1203

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm offended! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @jerrycarver5469
    @jerrycarver546910 ай бұрын

    I hit a bird at 55 MPH in a Dodge Van, needless to say that bird lost. I had bird from the middle of the hood, up the windshield, and across the top of the van. It was a mess that i had to stop at a carwash to clean off before i could continue my day

  • @jungojerry1658
    @jungojerry16582 ай бұрын

    Airplane fuel is about 6.7 lbs/gallon. So if they put in 50 lbs more than they need, the plane would weight about 335 lbs extra. Might not make it to the next gas station.

  • @robertleath9913
    @robertleath991319 күн бұрын

    Became popular way too late in life

  • @josephmurphy1459
    @josephmurphy14592 жыл бұрын

    He’s been telling the same jokes since the 80s

  • @jamesmorgan3212

    @jamesmorgan3212

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea he’s been telling that one since I was a kid 😂.

  • @theknifeman7097

    @theknifeman7097

    Жыл бұрын

    And somehow he always makes me smile.

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