The Ranch Of Chaz Contraband. Ranch Simulator part 1
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The Saturday Social Stream returns with Ranch Simulator and the exploits of Chaz Contraband. Since we already have undeniable farming experience, maybe this will prove to be a suitable challenge as we aim to restore our ranch to its former glory.
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I'm not sure which is more hilarious, getting the ATV stuck on top of the fence or accidentally demolishing the garage. :) Vintage Colonel shenanigans for sure :)
Tell me you're watching a Colonel Failure video without telling me you're watching a Colonel Failure video .. Well, I'm watching a middle-aged bloke playing a game that involves throttling chickens and getting an atv stuck on a wire fence all while stubbornly refusing to reset. Yup, 'nuff said.
@colonelfailure
Жыл бұрын
My chosen methodology of chicken transportation would probably be a little less strangulatory.
@Tyrope
Жыл бұрын
I'm consuming footage created by a video monkey that speaks to it's alter ego, frequently playing things "wrong". If you wish to join, leave your seriousness at the door.
@mdkramster
Жыл бұрын
@@colonelfailure Coward! You know want to say choking the chicke... gotta go. Girlfriend's here.
Well that was good fun. I’ll definitely tune in for the next one of these.
"hello Jerry" Yes still here, sadly I work on saturday nights lately and cant join anymore, but gosh darn me is here! Always feel free to borrow my can!
I don't think you've ever had a thumbnail which made me laugh harder than this one. Also, Parking in a manner that completely disrupts traffic is a Colonel Failure hallmark.
audio level on the vod VERY soft, had to crank it then went to other videos after and dove on the volume control as the rest of the internet was so loud
This stream was filled with the drama I expect from a colonel video.
So much good entertainment!
I am on the fence about this game . . .
Get out the plane...ah happy memories indeed.
"Let's run this cow over." (Rolls ATV) (Cow hits ATV)
Back for the Colonel Failure unique take on game streaming lmao rarely laughed so much watching a stream. Just for awareness, I know I am not the only person that watches gaming streams last thing at night because the low rumble of chat helps me fall asleep, so structure and tutorial is not nearly as relevant as whether its basically enjoyable.
I hope you realised which I doubt you did! You sold your chicken basket.😂
@robertowens3031
Жыл бұрын
And the smoker 😜
@colonelfailure
Жыл бұрын
Noticed immediately
nice game but seems like a lot of work in a dull setting, sort of like Derail Valley, whole place feels a bit static. But then that's probably what it's like out on a ranch someplace. The bright red light at the back of the ATV is really distracting, tail lights aren't supposed to light up the night, just make your vehicle visible from the rear.
@GretchenDawntreader
Жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if you couldn't disassemble the bear because your hand was full of gun, perhaps you have to put the gun away.
PUBG with chat would be hilarious - line up for inspection and then the troops shoot each other while trying to navigate a field - much like the twit race on python, though - or the suicide squad in brian
You make this game look really boring. Just running around like a zombie.
What? This log making process is no realism at all! Every woodworking youtube influencer say you need to dry and cure hardwood for at least couple of years before building anything. And more if you want to be real artisan.
@MravacKid
Жыл бұрын
Not if you're just throwing up a barn, it's gonna need repairing soon anyway.