Welcome to the first and hopefully last episode of Twitter Geographic, because I never want to spend any more time covering this garbage website.

@shimon4531

4 жыл бұрын

Congrats man.

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

Solar sands made a great video about that

@arghpee

4 жыл бұрын

Twitter is a prime example of why the Internet should have a mental health check wall before you enter

@cykelt6948

4 жыл бұрын

True

@Zathren

4 жыл бұрын

I gave up social media before Twitter really hit it's stride back in 2012. I don't miss it, even slightly.

I don't think anyone expected for this to age the way it has

@OpinionFactChecker

Жыл бұрын

That this wasn't common knowledge earlier shows how deep the rabbit hole goes!

@ZhongXina01

Жыл бұрын

Especially Obama as one of the verified people, just to be impersonated

@OpinionFactChecker

Жыл бұрын

@@ZhongXina01 Shadow banned comment.

@arcaderdude

Жыл бұрын

@@OpinionFactChecker yo i can't even see his comment

@OpinionFactChecker

Жыл бұрын

@@arcaderdude It shows in replies, but not in thread! I have two accounts so I can see if I'm being shadow banned. It happens a lot and is a despicably deceptive practice, one of many I've come to expect from Liberal Democrats!

"I've never met another person irl that actually uses twitter" not even 10 second in and i feel like this video is the real deal

@buzzsawenthusiast1756

4 жыл бұрын

I've met more people who use Tumblr than ones that regular Twitter, which is absolutely horrific

@ZingoBananaa

4 жыл бұрын

@@buzzsawenthusiast1756 don't even get me started on reddit then

@andrewputnam2717

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZingoBananaa downloading reddit was one of the worst decisions I ever made

@randominternetuser5872

4 жыл бұрын

@@buzzsawenthusiast1756 isn't Twitter just modern day Tumblr?

@AnxiousPsyche1003

4 жыл бұрын

@@randominternetuser5872 It is, all the SJWs and tumblrinas migrated there

Don't worry Emp, the blue checkmark is now only $8 away! :)

@user-fe8gx3ie5v

Жыл бұрын

Only for like a day, LOL.

@mastercabbage

Жыл бұрын

What a glorious time

@RERM001

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v not anymore!

@merucrypoison296

9 ай бұрын

He should definitely do a follow up on the elon era but it might be too early

@Ransomwave

3 ай бұрын

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v I don't think your comment aged too well LOL

It’s funny that the blue badge went from “people are dying to get it” to “look at this loser” lmao

@MarsTheMellow

10 ай бұрын

Pixel?! What are you doin' here!?

Twitter staff when skai jackson and checkmark accounts doxx kids: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh... *...You have a checkmark*

@NSXPCConnection

4 жыл бұрын

Guacomole

@zoeyaaahmed203

4 жыл бұрын

@@NSXPCConnection No, dont do this to yourself! Save yourself before you appending doom!

@GeneralNuisance00

4 жыл бұрын

@@NSXPCConnection Stop yourself before Skai finds out.

@crunchylettuce5446

4 жыл бұрын

"and so people with anime profiles pics shall burn and demolish everything impure in their internet, letting entire companies burn in the flames while they stop and watch some victory hentai..."

Someone on Twitter once said “it’s almost like reading everyone else’s opinions all day is making us insane”

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

*That's true*

@mathphysicsnerd

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that's one of 3 smart things I've heard was posted to Twitter

@tlocto

4 жыл бұрын

it’s self aware!

@Josuh

4 жыл бұрын

I miss Google+ man

@shawklan27

4 жыл бұрын

@@migolas8222 *do you know what the true meaning of insanity is?*

$6,000 to $8. What a price drop.

@johnq4951

Жыл бұрын

And now it's gone from worthless to below worthless.

@big_sea

10 ай бұрын

yes

@merucrypoison296

9 ай бұрын

He should definitely do a follow up on the elon era but it might be too early

@cupofdirtfordinner

9 ай бұрын

invest NOW

@micheal5117

4 ай бұрын

​@@merucrypoison296hello 'een

This video aged like a fucking Diamond.

@xtheloser-ro3jh

Жыл бұрын

The awful thing is that it's actually a very well-made video

@UNO279

Жыл бұрын

Really is just like wine

@CheddarDrip

Жыл бұрын

"aged like a diamond" gets more funny the more I think about how it doesn't make any sense

@katchereye

Жыл бұрын

@@CheddarDrip Ah, a fellow mushroom enthusiast!

@gairisiuil

8 ай бұрын

@@CheddarDrip diamonds form under pressure for thousands of years

i set my twitter trends to japan 3 months back. can't understand a word but my god it's refreshing to not see politics all over my recommended

@alienperson7286

4 жыл бұрын

imagine if it was politics anyways

@jmatzgames

4 жыл бұрын

time to switch regions

@Sketchy_Dood

4 жыл бұрын

Not a bad idea thaf

@timmteller871

4 жыл бұрын

@Roger Dodger Thats a pro tbh

@tarkus2455

4 жыл бұрын

Well,if japanese politics end up trending it's not a bad thing anyways, i can't speak japanese.

0:47 Actually, there are 4 emotions. Smug, Passive Aggressive, Unintelligible Rage and Horny.

@PViolety

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip.

@nicholasleclerc1583

3 жыл бұрын

Really ? Explain pls, I don't see it

@snubcube

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasleclerc1583 You're too young then

@omegs

3 жыл бұрын

theres a secret fifth *the mufucking uhhh*

@OrigenalDarkMew

3 жыл бұрын

So true. I only check the site when Jev doesn't upload to see what's up, and to see when Projekt Melody is streaming 😆

Twitter was actually dying out, then Trump became president, and people started to go to the site to follow him and it blew up again

@thhrjdh5564

3 жыл бұрын

It's both a curse and a blessing.

@Heropsychodream

3 жыл бұрын

I fully anticipate that once Trump is gone that Twitter is going to tank. Media was drawn to his twitter feed like flies on shit. Every little thing he muses on became news, became clicks, became cash. Biden is going to be boring and boredom doesn't get clicks.

@ihvojd

3 жыл бұрын

Well he’s been permanently banned off recently. So yeah Twitter will either officially die off or become a better place. Or filled to the brim with porn.

@LavaCreeperPeople

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily I left that crap site

@etrs

3 жыл бұрын

Now I get why people hate him so much...

Twitter: "A verification checkmark is not an endorsement" *removes checkmarks from people they don't agree with* Me: Oh so now it literally is an endorsement, great.

@Rodrigo-kq3js

3 жыл бұрын

shit website

@marko-gj1uj

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, your account is 15 years old.

@Vesdus

2 жыл бұрын

Literally only gives blue checkmarks to users that generate money for them. xD Sounds like an endorsement to me!

@Fay7666

Жыл бұрын

And nowadays, people are like "get this fucking checkmark off my profile".

i only just realized that pornhub's color scheme is twitter's color scheme inverted

@austinwanner449

4 жыл бұрын

i just inverted colors and wow you're right

@yosukehanamura3507

4 жыл бұрын

wait holy shit you're right.

@nerp9271

4 жыл бұрын

For all the brain let’s. Blue and orange are opposite on the colour wheel, and black and white and self explanatory

@wewladstbh

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerp9271 >brain let's

@weegle.

4 жыл бұрын

obviously lol, black opposite of white, orange opposite of blue. Thought everyone learned this in highschool

This video is especially timely because today a long time streamer and legendary WoW player, Reckful tragically took his own life. Right before he passed, he made a post on twitter and got a lot of replies encouraging suicide. The internet has become a dark place that separates and isolates people from understanding each other.

@ronondex6

4 жыл бұрын

I knew that twitter was a toxic hell whole but goddammit the comment section under his last post just made me sick. Rest in peace Reckful

@jasonandriulaitis7885

4 жыл бұрын

Glink the Internet was always toxic, now more so than ever.

@juicyd9233

4 жыл бұрын

Something similar happened to Etika. I remember clearly how his downward spiral started when twitter harrased him for saying the n-word. Later everyone was calling him clown. Such a disgusting site.

@Obyvvatel

4 жыл бұрын

dude you are really the first source i got this info from :c and i remember him on dr k some time back

@gumbyshrimp2606

4 жыл бұрын

He had it coming

I think the fact that Twitter doesn't even have an edit button, a feature that's on pretty much every platform imaginable, is very indicative of the site's nature. It's a website that does not forgive and does not forget. Whether it be an unsavory remark someone made a decade ago (that they probably don't even agree with anymore), or even just making a simple typo, it's very clear that Twitter is not a place for those who make mistakes.

@carl7810

3 жыл бұрын

Even youtube got a edit button, so you'd think it shouldn't be that hard for twitter to get one.

@chocov1233

3 жыл бұрын

@@badis1173 Or you can just make sure to send out a Tweet that you personally consider to be perfect, but even that can backfire in the future. Honestly I only use Twitter to have intelligent conversation about video games and comic book super heroes with people online and I use it sparingly, it has worked out well for me.

@poweroffriendship2.0

3 жыл бұрын

KZread comments always have edit buttons in order to fix any mistakes, and it's pretty neat. The problem is that the "dislike button" in the comment section is more mysterious than I thought it would be.

@Roverdrive_X

3 жыл бұрын

@@poweroffriendship2.0 The comment dislike button hasn't worked for *years.* I heard at some point that it reduces the comment's visibility internally, but that could easily be wrong. People hated it when KZread considered the idea of removing the video dislike button. But they already removed the dislike button from the comments a long time ago. The only difference is they kept the icon for you to click.

@LavaCreeperPeople

3 жыл бұрын

Nevertheless Twitter can go die It’s so trash even pewdiepie deleted it and you should do the same there’s no upside to it The only people who should even stay on there are the bad people because the only real upside to twittcrap is keeping the bad people where they belong, we don’t want them to spill everywhere

I love how Jack can give a straight "No." about an edit button yet there isnt a single rational reason for that. Literally no reason. This is a solved issue, and theyre just refusing to *do* it

@BaconMinion

3 жыл бұрын

How else can armchair activists find reasons to hate you if you have the power to edit your tweets?

@Kreiser_VII

2 жыл бұрын

He actually gave the reason of "Because ot can edit the context after it has been dealt with and yadda yadda". Ia still a terrible reason and a simple (Edited) would suffice like in Discord

@tylerlackey1175

2 жыл бұрын

Jack is the same guy who said twitter doesnt discriminate against its users based on political bias but then says that the company as a whole leans more to one side and that that fact affects its moderation It's my wish that his left knee gives out and never functions again

@Ludwig_Perpenhente

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kreiser_VII or even here in KZread, Reddit, Facebook Example? This Comment

@Kreiser_VII

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ludwig_Perpenhente Precisely

Blue checkmarks these days are just a way to know that someone's going to have awful takes

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

If you wouldn't count twomad, than yeah

@Krimay.

4 жыл бұрын

@@migolas8222 That man is a cutie

@512TheWolf512

4 жыл бұрын

because a lot, and i mean A LOT of communists are verified

@Krimay.

4 жыл бұрын

@@512TheWolf512 big faxx

@bennieblanks5129

4 жыл бұрын

@@512TheWolf512 Like he said, if you want verification "be a journalist."

Fun Fact: I've been trying to get that damned blue check mark for ages. I have someone who represents me talking to Twitter and Twitter flat out told them that I meet the requirements to be verified, but because they're currently short staffed, they aren't verifying people unless it's "urgent'" What even is an "Urgent Twitter Verification"? Are they really trying to tell me that it's not just a button they click? They said I meet the requirements so they must have checked me, right?

@DannyMeasho999

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@SangheiliSpecOp

4 жыл бұрын

Seems like that only want to verify people they like or that fits whatever agenda they push. Either that or it really is that difficult lol

@MrMoron-qn5rx

4 жыл бұрын

@@SangheiliSpecOp if its difficult, they are doing it all wrong. especially if they have to dive into the spaghetti that is twitters code

@WeAreMilkman

4 жыл бұрын

Did you take the helix or dome fossil?

@i8dacookies890

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what went into that process. I met the criteria to be selected, but I wasn’t.

About the person who said they’ve never met a person irl who uses Twitter, there is data that supports that. Only about 22% of American adults have a Twitter and 80% of tweets come from 10% of users. Only about 2% of the U.S. is exceptionally active on it, and that doesn’t even account for all of the brands that tweet all day.

@kaggapu

3 жыл бұрын

tf

@SpareSomeChange8080

3 жыл бұрын

I bet that 10% of users includes bots.

@DolphinPain

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpareSomeChange8080 if you remember under trump's tweets, there were plenty

@liarwithagun

2 жыл бұрын

I've never met a person IRL that uses Twitter. Or at least anyone who mentioned they have ever used it. Maybe thats because I only meet other poor working class people though.

@kaphizmey6229

2 жыл бұрын

as someone with a twitter account (regretfully, might i add), i’ve come across people who tweet *_hundreds of times a day,_* mostly about toxic political shit. a lot of these people also had very clear political biases, either stated in their bios or in the statements they made (again, VERY frequently) in many of their own tweets. so yeah, there’s your answer. it’s for people who are unnaturally obsessed with politics, to an unhealthy degree.

And when everyone is verified, no one will be

I find it really funny how EmpLemon has officially partnered with SteakUmm's.

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

They didn't pay him, but they were very nice

@larrylaffer3246

4 жыл бұрын

They raised the steaks.

@imperialphoenix1229

4 жыл бұрын

New sponsor?

@larrylaffer3246

4 жыл бұрын

@@imperialphoenix1229 I don't think so but considering it's not Raid Shadow Legends he could do worse

@FainthedCherry

4 жыл бұрын

He did?!

The phrase “getting tarred and feathered by a mob of anime profile pics” is just too good

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

*Twitter summed up in 11 words*

@SpaceDuckQuack

4 жыл бұрын

Cant forget the "beheaded by kpop stans and then taxidermied by political militants"

@haydenscott3808

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpaceDuckQuack He ain't wrong though, happy I left it before I got drawn into an irritating argument, but that was years ago now so I don't even remember setting it up all that clearly either.

@SpaceDuckQuack

4 жыл бұрын

@@haydenscott3808 I was told, as an artist, twitter is something I have to depend on but that's utter bullshit lmao. Twitter is a shithole

@bingbongjoel6581

4 жыл бұрын

Techno Show **Angery anime pp noises**

"twitter's not a place for normal people" is one of the most apt descriptions of that burning hellscape I've heard recently

You know, it's interesting when you hear people talking about whiny fanbases, most of what they're talking about comes from Twitter. I think this perfectly sums up people on Twitter.

Emp: "You can only be three moods on twitter; smug, passive agressive, and..." Me: "Horny, definitely horny." Emp: "unintelligible rage." That's also true.

@andrewputnam2717

4 жыл бұрын

Horny and unintelligible rage can be the same thing

@gustavocarrasco9110

4 жыл бұрын

Raging horniness.

@RCmaniac667

4 жыл бұрын

COOM!

@ddd-op5wy

4 жыл бұрын

@JOHN JOHN nice buzz word, keep using it, it hasn't gotten old

@yusufgazi7

4 жыл бұрын

It’s more horniness from female simp Stan account creeps, Who no one seems to talk about. Females simp for celebrities who will never know their existence, it’s weird

"wouldn't read the book, but I will see the movie."

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

*Thats kinda the goal of youtube*

@woosix7735

4 жыл бұрын

Migolas that is exactly what I thick every day but that is hard to put in to words. Thanks

@Pioxys

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like people who don't watch anime, but don't read the manga.

@imlate-official3714

4 жыл бұрын

"Would read book™, won't bee the movie"

@ad3l

4 жыл бұрын

" I would love to see leafy " H3H3

Finally Emp can get his blue checkmark

This entire video has been rendered obsolete but it sure was interesting when the old system was in place.

As someone who doesn't use Twitter this video makes me grateful that I don't use Twitter

@MustraOrdo

3 жыл бұрын

same

@idealistic6440

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@tiajoseph7309

3 жыл бұрын

I used Twitter for one day and deleted it. Couldn't take the shit fest that was going on with these people.

@mrsuperheatran2794

3 жыл бұрын

I try not to go too deep into the rabbit hole, but I use it for Nintendo Switch screenshots and captures since I don't wanna annoy my family on Facebook with constant posting of video game stuff.

@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA

3 жыл бұрын

I use Twitter to download fan-arts that couldn't exist in Pixiv

I like how this man reached out to SteakUmms. And succeeded.

@henrymartinvo

4 жыл бұрын

and they respond in all lowercase. i guess there are ppl behind the brands...

@goober239

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrymartinvo Not to mention when EmpLemon told them he was making a video about verification, they responded with "nice." As in they actually watch the content and care about who they are watching.

@rubadubmedia

4 жыл бұрын

Time to buy some SteakUmms stock

@MentalUnion

Жыл бұрын

Respect to them.

this video was a prophecy we should have listened

“You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified , in the eyes of God?”

0:00 Going off on Twitter 0:48 1. Smug 2. Passive-Aggresive 3. Mega Rage 1:16 Twitter is KZread's Comment Sections (No) 2:14 The Verification Badge - Reporters - Corporations - High Figures 3:14 "Check back later" 4:05 What a mess! 4:22 So.... how did we get here? 25,000 accounts per year 5:52 Summer 2016 7:00 _De-Verification_ 8:03 Verification = Endorsement? 9:03 They are jeopardizing their safe harbor protection 10:23 Twitter Stock Falls 11:27 Brand Twitter 14:00 The Age of the Blue Filter 14:40 Kavos 15:59 Alpharad 17:02 Cowbelly 17:58 _Have you been featured in online news articles?_ 19:32 Paywall, Restrictions, 21:10 “Blue Checkmark” 22:39 Twitter Sucks 24:08 © Copyright © Never Goes Away!!!! 27:20 “You have nothing to gain, and everything to lose”

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your work, soldier

@pitig1970

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you timestamp poster

@SangheiliSpecOp

4 жыл бұрын

But the video just came out.... How did u do dis

@Ashutoshlakra

4 жыл бұрын

good stuff pal _/\_

@davidegaruti2582

4 жыл бұрын

KZread should verify these heroes ...

"If you take a day off social media, you're going to miss *_fucking nothing_* " -Jacksepticeye

@nocturnaliism

2 жыл бұрын

SOOO true....

@wolfson9964

2 жыл бұрын

@@nocturnaliism Wait, did he actually say this?

@nocturnaliism

2 жыл бұрын

@@wolfson9964 Pretty sure yeah, I heard it in one of his videos I think... But I may be Wrong though. Because l mean, sometimes your brain just loves to lie to you. I don't know why, but it just be like that.

This video aged well.

I see you. You’ve searched for this video haven’t you. Yeah. Me too

@Xanthopathy

Жыл бұрын

:)

@itsjust_bones8776

Жыл бұрын

Be quiet wise azz

@woosix7735

Жыл бұрын

:p

@frysco5927

Жыл бұрын

:3

@timkunken4253

Жыл бұрын

:D

I once posted a picture that had the word "Forbes" on it. Within seconds, a Forbes journalist with a verified account and over 200k followers followed, then unfollowed me.

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

Then he probably made a tweet about how he's "HelPInG sMalL cReAToRs"

@1996Pinocchio

4 жыл бұрын

@@migolas8222 I was told that there are bots on instagram who follow people and unfollow them after some time. The reason being that these people following back, so you get more followers, without in the long run actually following people you're not interested in. I supposed, this might work on twitter aswell.

@Burndinorex

4 жыл бұрын

Its almost like they have cult mentality. Dont question only follow.

@succubastard1019

4 жыл бұрын

@@1996Pinocchio I have had random people with even thousands of followers starting to follow me at random without liking or retweeting even oneof my replies, and I almost never post anything, just reply. After I check a second tiem, they've already unfollowed me.

@71.218-westshed

3 жыл бұрын

@@succubastard1019 This happened to me, but on KZread. The only difference is that account is still subscribed to me after over a year. I'm still wondering how it found me because back when it subscribed, the only people who were subscribed to me at the time were my friends.

The algorithm has a funny sense of humor…

Emplemon needs to make a sequel to this video. Ever since Elon bought Twitter, the Twitter verification took a direction Emplemon wouldn't even seen coming. I know it's too early to make it but whatever fate happens to Twitter, I hope Emplemon makes this follow-up.

@OpinionFactChecker

Жыл бұрын

It's never too early to start planning n

@merucrypoison296

9 ай бұрын

It’s too early if he jumps on it too fast it will be outdated really early

Can we just give a shoutout to Steak-Ummms? The fact a multi million dollar brand was cool just helping Emp out w "insider" marketing stuff just to be cool is actually pretty dope. I know it was the account manager and not steak ummms itself but still hella cool.

@bloomingteratoma

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Haha I love Steak-Umms™ and how Dope/Cool they are

@jvniprbrry

3 жыл бұрын

@@bloomingteratoma corporations bad lmao

@bloomingteratoma

3 жыл бұрын

scoot the burbs No haha Steak-Umms™ Good actually

@cjpack

3 жыл бұрын

Talk about a good PR move by them to help him out. I don't even know what Steak-Umms is but now I am like "they're all right in my book."

@dejiko

3 жыл бұрын

@@cjpack It sure beats Wendy's "smug" posts

1. Be famous or a reporter 2. Be company that advertises a lot on Twitter 3. Become part of a youtube network that will get your verification 4. Just pay $6,000 for the checkmark

@CuriousOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

5. If you're not apart of these steps, then you're fucked from the get-go

@imjustadud3228

3 жыл бұрын

5. Profit

@TwisterzX0_VIII

3 жыл бұрын

6. Dont use Twitter

@zac-1

3 жыл бұрын

you people complain about how twitter sucks but also complain that you can't get a mark next to your name to feel important

@handleislol

3 жыл бұрын

@@zac-1 Tf are you on about here?

And now, there's no twitter left to speak of. The video is now an interesting record of a historical oddity.

@GerhardTreibheit

10 ай бұрын

It's still Twitter lol

In light of many chaotic recent events, this video has become more fascinating than ever. Can't wait for a potential follow-up.

We're approaching a singularity where 4chan will become the least toxic place on the internet.

@alcatraz23atomicrenegade82

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck do we do then?

@bloomingteratoma

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAH no

@WhoMightThis1Be

3 жыл бұрын

i definetely prefer a shitshow i signed up for to a little brown suprised in my advertiser friendly ice cream

@NoviceartistJC

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not LOL It will always be the toilet bowl of the internet, and that's how it should be.

@TheHueOfHues

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoviceartistJC At least I don't lose my job for having the wrong opinion on 4chan

To quote a legend, “Sure, you’re verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?”

@sus425

4 жыл бұрын

S T cringe

@derrijcalmcskeet1743

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@pooroldman5089

4 жыл бұрын

@@sus425 Okay Mr dont spin a fidget spinner at 3am

@justaspectator9762

3 жыл бұрын

No

@chrisppx

3 жыл бұрын

S T cringe

I see you filtering by newest first, I know why you're here.

I really agree with you thinking of Twitter as toxic. It's sad that it's like that because a lot of people see toxic people in X community acting toxic, and they think that it applies to every person in that community.

"Most upvoted on reddit 2009-2014" Imagine that being your greatest life achievement

@UltraBlitzer755

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, chances are that would be your greatest life achievement.

@michaeln3020

4 жыл бұрын

Chocrix The average middle schooler has had enough success to surpass “most upvoted on reddit” for their greatest life achievement

@Burndinorex

4 жыл бұрын

I cant even type reddit withought wanting to kill myself.

@lgamer8422

4 жыл бұрын

@@Burndinorex and typing Twitter makes me want to burn myself alive and right as I'm about to die someone drops a cinder block on my head

@TheMcstevester

4 жыл бұрын

@@UltraBlitzer755 my greatest achievement was getting retweeted by a pornstar

The sad thing is you're more likely to find "healthy discussion" in a civilized manner on sites like iFunny then you are on twitter

@Ryan-gq2ji

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, pornhub has nicer comments than twitter

@Whatingodsname

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ryan-gq2ji because people feel good after they masturbate so really comparing pornhub to any community is useless since pornhub will always be on top

@jedramyst5613

4 жыл бұрын

Free Sab 2020

@four-en-tee

4 жыл бұрын

@@Whatingodsname You don't go to Pornhub for discussion though. Discord's probably the best platform intended for actual discussion, and even then, public servers can still suffer from a lot of the problems that Twitter has. That being said, engaging in Discord servers promotes learning your way around a server's culture in order to communicate in it properly. Whether or not that server's culture is gay or not is a different story though. There's just some servers that are just as bad, if not worse, than Twitter. EDIT: mfw this reply comment gets 16 likes, but my main comment on this video is completely ignored despite being both higher effort and an inside joke. :sadgry:

@BlackCat-dx5qi

4 жыл бұрын

i've seen more civilized conversations on 4Chan than Twitter....

“Twitter is if you made KZread comment section the whole website” 🤣

@latviandragon2718

4 ай бұрын

yeah its so accurate

"You can get suspended for no reason" foreshadowing.....

twitter is only good for posting and following art. theres alot of really talented japanese artists who use the site, and the only thing they post is their drawings and pictures of their food. i WISH the rest of the world used twitter like they do

@gododoof

4 жыл бұрын

Art and porn

@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398

4 жыл бұрын

Even then, being a new artist on the sites is very difficult to get noticed. Twitter cropping is the bane of every artist and the algorithm barely promotes us since it promotes more comments that likes which many artist don't have in their pieces. Many big artists coordinate art shares every now and then for comments because they know the struggles of getting traction from the very bottom

@Korgi_Polymer

4 жыл бұрын

Aye Boco, whats good man? Didn't expect to see you here. -Y2k4ever

@yourtags4876

4 жыл бұрын

Twitter is good for its childbr0n content (if you dig deep enough)

@carguycarson

4 жыл бұрын

Zone is my favorite twitter artist

“When Steak-umm is a better source of information than your help page, then maybe your site has a bit of a transparency issue.” *damn*

Having a twitter account is like having a boat. The two best days of having it are starting it and getting rid of it

No matter the timeline of this platform, screw them bluecheckmark people.

KZread also no longer will verify creators. They quietly went back on it without announcing it. You have to be a brand or corporation to get verified on youtube CURRENTLY. They said they won't be considering doing so again for users until October. Rip Disclaimer. I applied for verification in February and emailed KZread and they said they do not verify creators anymore until further notice.

@jasonandriulaitis7885

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear that, this will piss off a lot of moderate youtubers.

@knightwing5169

4 жыл бұрын

They just can't unverify the people who already have one.

@nob2243

4 жыл бұрын

You know what, I think we should make some stink about it, to make them go back to verifying accounts. Don't know if it'll work, maybe if the outrage gets big enough, but we gotta try. (On a sidenote, all those various brands/corporations sticking themselves everywhere and trying to get absolutely everything for themselves are starting to get on my nerves. Furthermore, KZread itself doesn't have a good excuse for that other than their standard beating around the bush, and saying that _"we're not verifying accounts at the moment, because blah blah blah".)_

@jasonandriulaitis7885

4 жыл бұрын

noob2243 It might work, it might not.

@bocodamondo

4 жыл бұрын

oh wow.....ive been wondering why a few people im subscribed to have reached the 100k milestone and somehow still dont have the checkmark yet....

Everyone: “You have become the thing you swore to destroy” Twitter: Haha blue button go money

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

Twitter: "no you can't just quit because of a stupid checkmar..." Everyone: *"haha red button goes klik"*

@Rhelord

4 жыл бұрын

me: nooo you can't just overuse the same meme in every comment section comment section: haha meme go funny noise

@vsaucenou323

4 жыл бұрын

RenamedLORD haha funny meme give like

I deleted my twitter account a couple months ago because it was actually ruining my mental state because it's just a cycle of the same garbage political posts, memes, virtue signalling and negative news about the world, and it was driving me mad. Sometimes I miss my twitter because it was where I posted all my memes, but ultimately, my mental state has improved overall since I got rid of it.

@TheNamelessScholarOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. I relate to relate to that on a personal level. İt's so shit seeing the artists you follow becoming political.

@crystaljeffbabeeey

3 жыл бұрын

same here

3 years later. Twitter completely changed that Blue Checkmark now, It’s a Subscription Service now, and Twitter is Called X

"Twitter is like if you took the KZread Comments Section and made that the whole website."

@lumbacon2133

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate description of Twitter

@kerschmack7829

4 жыл бұрын

Good job on quoting the video

@powpowouchy5

4 жыл бұрын

I actually think the comment section on youtube is more reasonable than twitter. At least youtube comments don't try to cancel people, clout chase, witch hunt, spam fancams, ect

@-haclong2366

4 жыл бұрын

I see plenty of intelligent comments on KZread, I've yet to see one on Twitter, I wouldn't be surprised if they all get suppressed.

@Xanthopathy

4 жыл бұрын

@@powpowouchy5 that's because they can't physically do that since they are very restricted with their posts

If twitter is the mental asylum of the Internet then: . KZread is the kindergarten show and tell of the Internet . And Facebook is the retirement home of the internet

@fragbomb

4 жыл бұрын

@@migolas8222 The shining beacon of hope

@dmanx500

4 жыл бұрын

@@migolas8222 pornhub

@user-kz9rw6gf5f

4 жыл бұрын

@@migolas8222 the strip club?? I honestly don't know but what about MySpace???

@skittlesbutwithchocolatein2274

4 жыл бұрын

great

@davidkonevky7372

4 жыл бұрын

​@@user-kz9rw6gf5f a kindergarten classroom playing a game of show and tell

How to get a checkmark; Be a mobile game run by a Chinese company.

Re-watching after Elon decided to make blue checks a feature they just straight-up sell for $20/month At least before the shady cash-for-checkmark scheme was done secretly lmao

@yomu6285

Жыл бұрын

It's better that's out in the open now. No more BS.

@MrOnay-px1jx

Жыл бұрын

Journalists mad they paid thousands for it instead of 8

"Thankfully steak-umm had followed me some time ago..." I'm sorry what

@TapDat52K

4 жыл бұрын

"This video is brought to you by Steak-Ummm. Use Code EMPLemon to get $5 off you next Steak delivery today"

@Yousie6

4 жыл бұрын

theres a couple product accounts were either the people in charge or the owners of the product use it like a personal shitposting acc, look at toe jam and earl

@CivilizedWasteland

4 жыл бұрын

somebody really liked his nascar video

the redpill in this situation would be going outside and talking to someone

@OdaSwifteye

4 жыл бұрын

Coroona virus.

@redline841

3 жыл бұрын

Or know that anonymous forums have always been the best

@poweroffriendship2.0

3 жыл бұрын

Blue pill is where these fools spends their day complaining and fighting for the things that don't exist.

@Laiser

3 жыл бұрын

chng.it/MN66pWhXrY This is a petition to temporarily shut down Twitter

@jamcal8086

3 жыл бұрын

Twitter users obviously avoid doing that due to the fact that they can’t block anyone who disagrees with them.

Actually insane watching this after musk has a hold on twitter, like hearing a prophet

Now all you gotta do is pay 8$ for the checkmark

Out of all the social medias, Twitter has the most consistently dumb community I've ever seen

@charmyzard

3 жыл бұрын

*e x a c t l y*

@imperiumoccidentis7351

3 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to quantify which social media platforms have the most pretentious, pseudo-intellectual (usually left-wing but not always) dumbasses using them. Is it Reddit? Twitter? Facebook? Instagram? Tumblr? The world may never know.

@moahammad1mohammad

3 жыл бұрын

@@imperiumoccidentis7351 Can't be 4chan though, right? I mean it's not like /pol/ harbors any stupid opinions *PIZZAGATE COUGH*

@imperiumoccidentis7351

3 жыл бұрын

@@moahammad1mohammad I had to exclude 4chan because 4chan is a different kind of retardation altogether. Not the pretentious, pseudo-intellectual type, but the fascist schizo type. Also their retardation is funny while other platforms are just sad.

@qtarokujod3401

3 жыл бұрын

found the 4channer

“But god forbid you show cheez it hitting the World Trade Center” is by far the best part of the video

This video is a relic of the past now

Based on who has those checkmarks, you don't want one.

The only good thing about Twitter is the cold, hard smut.

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh, there are some cool artists on twitter

@Kodamair

4 жыл бұрын

speaking facts

@roybanderas154

4 жыл бұрын

Pillowfort will save 2021

@ChrisJones-rd4wb

4 жыл бұрын

I love twitter for memes porn and shitposting.

@wolas321

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the only reason they even have that is because tumblr killed itself.

18:37 of course bogdanov is behind it all.

@rhejdneb3605

4 жыл бұрын

@TryZoid be nice

@pengo2418

4 жыл бұрын

About that, can I get a quick rundown on these guys ?

@underdoge2915

4 жыл бұрын

@@pengo2418 Watch Bizonacci. It will explain everything.

@sailorshark3334

4 жыл бұрын

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs -In contact with aliens -Possess psychic-like abilities -Control france with an iron but fair fist -Own castles & banks globally -Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) -Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth -First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies -both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 -Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them -They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world -You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now -The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? -They learned fluent French in under a week -Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff -The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society -In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

@crispychips7161

4 жыл бұрын

This videos comment section is a smash bros of KZreaders I actually like

This video managed to age BOTH good and bad at the same time lmfaoooooo

How to keep sanity while having Twitter account: Step 1: Just search hentai Step 2: finish and exit the app, then back to your daily life Step 3: In the next day, repeat step 1 and 2

4chan has more intelligent discussions than twitter.

@JM-ey8dk

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, at this point 4chan (excluding /pol/ because it's just Twitter except without the cancelling and more racism) is a better mode of intelligent discussion than Twitter

@fireredtheredfire1050

3 жыл бұрын

@@JM-ey8dk i dont even use both sites but i respect 4chan more I mean like should i still consider 4chan toxic compared other social media I think not in a long way Edit I dont use it Its just an outsiders perspective

@valiantviktor

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireredtheredfire1050 4chan isn't nearly as toxic if you just stick to the SFW boards.

@fireredtheredfire1050

3 жыл бұрын

@@valiantviktor they me be toxic But others are waaaaaaay more toxic I mean like 4chan hasnt really change The problem the others. The pride of and toxicity on other social media is increasing while 4chan is just there.

@valiantviktor

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireredtheredfire1050 Have you ever been to 4chan? What boards did you look at?

Twitter is like crack cocaine except you don't get the high and the side effects are a thousand times amplified.

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

*I can agree from experience*

And now it has truly reached the final point of worthlessness

The Twitter checkmark is literally just the Twitter smug club and it always reminds me of that South Park episode where everybody's driving a prius and smelling their own farts from wine glasses

Hentai Artists and memes are pretty much the only reasons I'd want to use Twitter

@TapDat52K

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like a platform using the Twitter interface, that: -Allows you to show or get shown Digital Artwork and Music (no selfies/cosplay) -Was properly regulated to curate mature and for kids content -And linked with other social media sites for easy verification -lacked chat communication outside of a few emote choices such as Heart, Thumbs Up, LoL Would go a long way. Add slight improvements to the interface over time as demand is discovered, and a quick way to link a Patreon, SubscribeStar, Kofi, or Venmo... BOOM. Instant classic.

@falendemo546

4 жыл бұрын

@@TapDat52K --- Isn't it just an Newgrounds?

@randominternetuser5872

4 жыл бұрын

@@TapDat52K it's kinda impossible, Especially for the size of something like KZread or Twitter. Since, You will eventually need to use bots to curate them, and...... I don't think I need to finish my statement

@greenhowie

4 жыл бұрын

Twitter for Hentai sounds like a site which should exist if it doesn't already. Hell, if PornHub wanted they could just make a full-on copy of Twitter all about porn in general and make tons of money.

@fangrowls6336

4 жыл бұрын

You could use discord for that

Bro just become a multinational corporation and KZread will love you!

@DoofFing

4 жыл бұрын

Heya papa claw, thanks for archiving the Quinton stream. Lobe you.

@lmao8238

4 жыл бұрын

ily

@MagpieDynamics

4 жыл бұрын

Clawfather

@mraljfri770

4 жыл бұрын

Love your videos

@eatd1ckboom578

4 жыл бұрын

What are you doing here

Well this aged very well

emp how do you keep making videos aging like the finest wines ever

1:16 "Twitter is what would happen if you took KZread's comment section and made that the entire website" That is the single most damning description of Twitter I've ever heard

@uranium54321

4 жыл бұрын

I’d say specifically the comment sections of news sites, some of the worst comments on any videos (that aren’t baby monkeys or other crazy shit)

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

4 жыл бұрын

I dont agree with that at all. Twitter is way worse than youtube comments. I find many channels comment sections to be really deep and meaningful. If you see toxic YT comments as regularly as it is on Twitter then youre probably watching a shitty channel with a shitty fanbase.

It's like one of my favorite KZreadrs has been saying for years: If you're on Twitter, get off it. If you're not on Twitter, stay away from it. You'll make yourself happier that way.

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not on twitter, and i think my life is happy

@CreamyAvocado-jq8he

4 жыл бұрын

Who is that favourite KZreadr? I want to see his videos.

@eatd1ckboom578

4 жыл бұрын

And whos that youtuber

@deuteriuscawl

4 жыл бұрын

absolutely true

@hakeembinhamzah9972

4 жыл бұрын

@@CreamyAvocado-jq8he If I had to take a guess, I'd assume it's Kneecaps, sounds like something he would say

Well this is topical...

"Account suspended for no reason"...................how prophetic

@houseofleaves126

3 жыл бұрын

Simian Jimmy said it was because he said the day of retribution for meat eaters was imminent

I've seen a post on a Tumblr that the Twitter Blue Checkmark is the Mark of the Beast. Considering who they verify these days, who knows? Perhaps it is.

@WolffangPL

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the mark of the beast supposed to be given out to everyone and sort of forced upon people?

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

4 жыл бұрын

Funny is that the motherfucking tumblr is better than twitter

@trashedeggnog3858

4 жыл бұрын

Twitter now is like 2012 tumblr

@Krimay.

4 жыл бұрын

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 tbh the memes on tumblr are spicier than twitter now, tbh twitter has turned into an echo chamber circlejerk of shitass people, my own cousin shat on me on twitter because i appreciated Kanye's new song lmao...

@Zorro9129

4 жыл бұрын

@@WolffangPL *cough cough* what Gates wants *cough*

The moral of the story is don't use Twitter

@TwisterzX0_VIII

4 жыл бұрын

Yes because that place is a toxic cesspool

@corflonultra8022

4 жыл бұрын

shh dont spoil the last chapter of the bible

This aged too well

You'll have to rename it into X Geographic

Got a check mark after the suspension of applications and am not in a network

@Therworldtube

4 жыл бұрын

Ain't that of a miracle

@null418

4 жыл бұрын

hi

@Glory2Snowstar

4 жыл бұрын

Fascinating. Guess you broke the boundaries on how you could obtain a checkmark.

@Myne1001

3 жыл бұрын

"Today guys on Boundary Break we're going to take the camera inside Twitter and find out why it's such a terrible platform"

@Perc1000

3 жыл бұрын

How?

Broke: Getting the blue check mark is the highest incentive on twitter. Woke: Getting followed by Steak-Umm is the highest incentive in twitter.

@beanbeater

4 жыл бұрын

Galaxy Brain : not using twitter

@sussyimpostaer2270

4 жыл бұрын

@@beanbeater ascended brain: not using any social media and just using porn hub for discussions.

@Glory2Snowstar

4 жыл бұрын

Astral Brain: using soup can phone networks in place of all social media.

2023 and everyone bullies people who paid for their blue checkmark. As Nature intended.

Twitter is like Reddit if there was only one community

Doctor : You have cancer Patient : What ? Where ? Doctor : On your Phone , sir

@migolas8222

4 жыл бұрын

*Wow, that sounds so much like one of those boomer comics* (I know that ok boomer is dead, but i didn't know how to call it)

@felipearrais5415

4 жыл бұрын

humour funny

List of twitter emotions: Smug Passive Aggressive *_AAAA_*

@mrpurpz1406

3 жыл бұрын

*AAAA* Translation: Unintelligible rage.

@PHRCpvh

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot Hornyness...but i think he would get striked for showing that.

Ooooh, ermmm, yikes, this one certainly didn't age well **gulp** **pulls on collar**

The Twitter checkmark is exactly the mistake warned against in the story of the Star-bellied Sneetches. A more direct allegory has never been made.